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File: 12f8e553dcf6ab5⋯.jpg (162.65 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, wolfenstein.jpg)

File: 72933e2293a6b22⋯.jpg (38.74 KB, 349x445, 349:445, P2-Hitler.jpg)

File: 5c062f890d33745⋯.jpg (368.02 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, Advanced Daisenryaku.jpg)

File: 671900d1769a49c⋯.jpg (310.99 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, that one hitler model ever….jpg)

c13ca4  No.16382290

Today is Hitler's 130th birthday. Which games feature the Führer himself?

fbf531  No.16382305

File: 4b0eff2c92e41fa⋯.jpg (69.23 KB, 350x250, 7:5, famiver.jpg)

Bionic Commando


db8848  No.16382307

I think you're mistaken, OP. I don't know who that mysterious gentleman in the second pic is, but I'm quite sure that he isn't Hitler.


eeb754  No.16382317

File: 5768d17a79c1191⋯.png (26.08 KB, 484x619, 484:619, 20110712-donkeykong.png)

420 huh?


7318f8  No.16382337

Any games that portray Adolf positively? His only crimes were loving his people too much and hating marxism. (most european communists at the time were coincidentally jews. this is a documented fact)

Games that portray Adolf negatively as an antagonist are disingenious. Acting as propaganda to teach white children that having racial pride is a bad thing, and to view the jews as good guys. Peak goy conditioning. Meanwhile other races like blacks or asians are taught to be proud of their race.


c4d512  No.16382381

>>16382337

wasn't hitler in a shin megami game? they gave him sick shades


4d7ce5  No.16382394


46ec93  No.16382412


3c72f7  No.16382435

Civ 5's excellent Natsoc Germany mod. Neat civ with neat bonuses, Hitler speeches during wartime mixed into the theme, moonlight sonata (his favorite song) as his peace theme.


44d75a  No.16382456

>>16382412

AYY LMAO


380675  No.16382465

File: fba7ca4a3a3eace⋯.jpg (674.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault[1].jpg)

>>16382337

Not a videogame, but Homestuck.


aed7fd  No.16382474

>>16382465

Didn't know Homestuck had Hitler, I thought it was Tumblr, the webcomic.


ccd223  No.16382489

>>16382474

Homestuck as an entity doesn't give a fuck about anyone. Tumblr just latched onto it because something about the Troll race triggered their autism


380675  No.16382511

File: cdcc205a3bfdc09⋯.png (42.32 KB, 500x284, 125:71, tumblr_inline_pkq9bi99Z21r….png)

>>16382474

The guy actually wrote a lot of politically incorrect stuff in the past. Pic related.

Recently he released some content in the form of a hidden text file on his website. It describes some "backstory" featuring a whole bunch of famous people, most notably Hitler and Einstein.

In this amazing backstory, Hitler works for Einstein, Einstein claims all of Hitler's achievement, and Hitler hates Einstein for it. Hitler eventually becomes the dictator we know and love, and out of spite, revs up that holocaust whilst continuously sending letters to Einstein saying it's all his fault and he's willing to put a stop to it as soon Einstein admits his fraud. Of course, Einstein is too ashamed to do such a thing.

This bit of content is actually written a long time ago, and he distanced himself from it pretty quickly after release since tumblrites started bitching.


aae8fb  No.16382516

File: 4d2c53caf5d55ff⋯.gif (529.14 KB, 420x396, 35:33, Moondoom.gif)


ebafcd  No.16382581

File: 4cb8adb61770099⋯.jpg (25.47 KB, 249x255, 83:85, youhavetogoback.jpg)


4501dd  No.16382605

File: c3d54f60ccd976c⋯.webm (534.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, you_must_be_new.webm)


febaad  No.16382611

>>16382605

>You must be nude, you must be nude here

What did he mean by this?


5d5843  No.16382658

>>16382381

Technically no, it was Nyarlatothep in disguise.


c192dc  No.16382775

>>16382611

You already know


4501dd  No.16382966

File: ac3ea771fda0fee⋯.gif (73.85 KB, 500x281, 500:281, eeb6b28217bd065db538749595….gif)

>>16382611

undress


8c2405  No.16382981

>>16382605

i had no idea it could snow in monument valley. what the hell…


141a33  No.16383013

>>16382981

It gets cold in the desert.


412315  No.16383148

File: ac17b0e25baed8a⋯.png (86.46 KB, 300x265, 60:53, ac17b0e25baed8a7025304effd….png)

>>16382516

Good to see anons like you figured out the gitgud URL now.


f37120  No.16383236

C&C Red Alert


5d5843  No.16383259

>>16383013

Definition of desert is that it gets virtually no downfall, so the places most people think of as desert also see snow less that once in a person's lifetime. Monument Valley just happens to be a rather mild desert, where temperatures go below freezing occasionally during winter and it's not unusual for snow to fall and even stick around for up to two days.


13d80e  No.16383284

mandatory undress code is in effect


ddc37e  No.16383303

>>16382658

What game? I'm on a Megaten binge.


5d5843  No.16383312

>>16383303

Persona 2: Innocent Sin


269f9c  No.16383418

>>16382337

Angry Goy II, but it's a crappy game. It has good music tho.

https://radicalagenda.com/ag/


c9c71a  No.16383588

File: db012b61239f4e7⋯.png (348.18 KB, 720x715, 144:143, doomed world.png)


e679a3  No.16383736

File: d2842d280f7a4e5⋯.png (47.57 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 9NrNqsxtDy-10.png)

>>16382290

>hitler's birthday is 4/20

I can't believe weed is Nazi, dude

Has the media heard about this?


958108  No.16383769

Red Alert 1 has Hitler in the opening cutscene.


ebd521  No.16384517

File: 52f025ff82e7e8a⋯.png (419.3 KB, 413x604, 413:604, hitlers_waifu.png)

4/20 blaze every jew into a pile of ash, my dudes


25280d  No.16384519

>>16382307

He calls himself "Fuhrer" and he's after the spear of destiny. Tell no one.


c4673e  No.16384587

File: 637d5c6aed5732a⋯.png (312.86 KB, 488x767, 488:767, hitler mein fuhrer.png)

>dude why are we losing this war

HHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

>what if we made the tanks even bigger

but hitler thats retarded, our supplies are stretched thin already and a heavier tank will just get bogged down in the mud.

>dude no they wont, lol


813bad  No.16384617

File: f1e6c0cba027c54⋯.jpg (19.71 KB, 900x506, 450:253, eric-harris-hitmen-for-hir….jpg)

HEY FAGS ANYONE CELEBRATING THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY OF RECKONING BECAUSE WE ARE!

RIP THE SYSTEM AND DOWNLOAD MY DOOM MAPS


5f5b80  No.16384637


9d78d7  No.16384930

ill never forget that gorgeous bastard.

gone but not forgotten.


5383e7  No.16384947

>>16384587

Germany didnt even had the manpower at the start of the war aganist the soviets if you count their reserves and their compulsory conscription.


21d9dc  No.16385023

>>16384587

<lol just build more tanks

and where would they have gotten the fuel for all these vehicles mr. genius?


980e68  No.16385129

>>16382511

>In this amazing backstory, Hitler works for Einstein, Einstein claims all of Hitler's achievement, and Hitler hates Einstein for it. Hitler eventually becomes the dictator we know and love, and out of spite, revs up that holocaust whilst continuously sending letters to Einstein saying it's all his fault and he's willing to put a stop to it as soon Einstein admits his fraud. Of course, Einstein is too ashamed to do such a thing.

That's fucking hillarious. So is Homestuck actually good? I always ignored it because of its fans.


afbc9e  No.16385173

File: ec1eda7df46c2f6⋯.jpg (40.56 KB, 700x428, 175:107, hitlerseyes.jpg)

File: e5b3191d239b9f2⋯.jpg (105.26 KB, 900x1185, 60:79, A rare color photo of Adol….jpg)

>>16382290

>brown eyes

that isnt hitler


c2a0b5  No.16385540

File: bddb77699332693⋯.jpg (1010.75 KB, 3441x3009, 1147:1003, heil.jpg)


380675  No.16386168

>>16385129

>So is Homestuck actually good?

Yes, but also no.

There's good things about it, there's bad things about it.

It has a shit reputation because tumblr latched on and it started to cater to them by putting in teen drama instead of fucking plot. The second half of Homestuck is definitely not worth reading because of it.

I should also mention it is not a short read. Homestuck is actually fucking gigantic, and had one of the most insane update schedules a webcomic ever had.

If you're interested, go read Problem Sleuth first. It has similar humor, but doesn't devolve into garbage.


5d5843  No.16386348

>>16386168

Even during the second half there were bits of the good stuff, they were just buried under a veritable mountain of gay alien hatelove-confusion induced angst.

At least I got to enjoy the CAUCASIAN meltdown, so for me reading it was worth it


6d6bdf  No.16386357

>>16385023

If they were smart they'd have taken Russian oil-fields instead of going for some shithole city called "Moscow" nobody in the Soviet Union seen in person, knew where it is, or been to.


ebd521  No.16386380

>>16386357

Germans did try going for their oil, commies just set the fields on fire.


792600  No.16386390

>>16385129

If you're needing additional audio during a long RPG, the audiobooks make decent background noise.

Do the Hardcore History podcast first if you haven't already, though.


617371  No.16386393

>>16386348

>Caucasion meltdown

Do tell.


968333  No.16386394

>>16384587

Hitler needed a tank destroyer because gas problems also germans had bad tank engine tech. His engineers couldn't deliver.


5d5843  No.16386432

>>16386393

At some point a character named Jane, who is the alt-universe clone-grandma-sister of the main-character-I-guess John Egbert, licks some magical lollipop she got from a green skull alien, which activates Trickster Mode. Now for the entirety of the comic, all human characters have been perfectly #FFFFFF white, which most normal people assumed to be because they're white (also because of the lack of nigger noses, afros, weave, destroying shit, and snapping fingers in a Z shape) but tumblr assumed it was because EVERYONE IS RIGHT YOUR HEADCANON IS VALID~ ~ ~ ~ ~!!!!!

Anyhow, Trickster Mode activates and shit becomes limey, as well as other assorted fruit, and her skin becomes an actual human skin tone, or what we call white. This alone might not have triggered the transpanqueerocopters, or at least not all of them, but Hussie went above and beyond in his duty to create asshurt and had her say the following lines as she approached her friend Jake:

>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

>JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE

>I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES and shit I'm not quoting all of this

<Jane you're scaring me, are you alright

>I'M MORE THAN ALRIGHT

>I FEEL GREAT

>I FEEL SO ALIVE

>IN FACT, I FEEL

>CAUCASIAN

<nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which was kinda weird, it'd actually make more sense with what it'd eventually become, but Hussie does not care for such matters. There were feelings to be hurt, and by jeeves he was the one who was going to hurt them.

So Tumblr flipped the fuck out collectively, Hussie did some apologizing, and changed it to PEACHY, with some dancing fruit pictures from earlier in the series with a highlighted peach. And to this day, tumblr insists that he was making fun of the racists claiming the kids were white. Or well, the people left on that shithole since they banned porn insists, which I doubt is many of them. The End.


617371  No.16386465

File: b28fb92b70894d0⋯.png (15.81 KB, 177x123, 59:41, this_makes_me_chubby.png)

>>16386432

>In fact, I feel caucasian

That got a chuckle out of me. I can see why tumblr flipped their collective shit.


2ff7ed  No.16408912

Bump for Hitler




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