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File: 367e57aec23f433⋯.jpg (168.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault (38).jpg)

90d871  No.16379697

Why is Sony pushing this game so damn hard? I mean i guess they have nothing else exclusive wise at this point till The Last of Us Part 2, Horizon 2 and Death Stranding that now appear to be 2020 PS5 launch titles but this actually looks like one of those fake games mocked up to appear on tv in a law and order episode of the gamers beta uprising or something because they couldnt get the rights to the usual shit they use like gears of war or cawadoody.

Do you know what i mean? like its a particular kind of bland.

7022d2  No.16379723

What is this?


d55bfc  No.16379739

>>16379697

>Why is Sony pushing this game so damn hard? I mean i guess they have nothing else exclusive wise at this poin

yeh


128aeb  No.16379763

It's been delayed so many times I get the feeling they've just given up on it and want to shit it out as soon as possible but not too soon to leave a release gap between now and whenever the fuck the PS5 is supposed to come out.


fd87c3  No.16379767

>>16379697

This is all they have left. Expect them to go into overdrive marketing all their shitty western walking sims and capeshit games, since they don't care about Japanese games anymore.


b5d063  No.16379839

I thought this was like the last of us 1.5 this isn't a spnoff?


90d871  No.16379860

>>16379839

It is an open world zombie game with survival crafting elements.

in fucking 2019.


b5d063  No.16379874

File: 060cfd61412f0b7⋯.png (313.96 KB, 604x651, 604:651, haha.PNG)

>>16379860

So it is tlou but even worse because open world. Fuck me.


128aeb  No.16379910

>>16379874

The footage they showed of it looked like Dead Rising 4 with all the bad attempts at humor sucked out.


90d871  No.16379911

File: b16d4cf691c27c9⋯.jpg (100.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mike loses it..jpg)

>>16379874

But anon listen to these revolutionary ideas!

>At night the zombies get stronger

>Super zombies like the one that screams to lure others, or the overly muscular one that charges, and dont forget the one that spits acid and the exploding fat guys!

>Every weapon and tool decays so check every box and corner check while hammering X to loot a boatload of scrap, sticky tape and wood to make replacements every 20 hits!

>The evil humans worship the generic enemys as a feral pagan religion! shut up, don't think about it!

>pre order dlc! a season pass! funpay minibuys!

>quicktime events! cinematic action! now thats real …."key know"? what does that even m-

>"Wheres my wife?!?"

>Its open world, forget that this means a barebones narrative relying entirely on logs as exposition dumps 99% of the time!

>Don't forget to get xp for that sick level up progression tree! only 200 more kills before medkits do 7% more healing!

>Yeah we actively avoid mentioning any story that isn't backstory. Just buy it, don't think about anything!


cd27c6  No.16379917

I see this game, and I always read the Title as "Dog gone" and then I picture Yosemite Sam.

I'm sure whatever I confuse this game with would be a better game.


b5d063  No.16379932

File: c811e468d21ad35⋯.mp4 (531.77 KB, 640x360, 16:9, cato.mp4)

>>16379911

>corner check while hammering X to loot a boatload of scrap, sticky tape and wood to make replacements every 20 hits!

No it won't, it'll be this shitty mechanic where you need to hold a key to do something because all these new games coming out have it because of fucking consoles not having enough controls and needed to make a separate option for press and hold.

Now every single game has that and it pisses me the fuck off the half seconds time I waste to do something SO FUCKING SIMPLE AS PICKING UP A FUCKING MATERIAL.

FUCK VIDYA


90d871  No.16379955

File: 006aefdd6357186⋯.jpg (29.36 KB, 701x466, 701:466, smug saki.jpg)

>>16379932

>They also make it the jump button


f9e7a9  No.16379962

File: 722b4e165e8d365⋯.png (4.7 MB, 4598x1336, 2299:668, PS4ExclusiveTier.png)

>>16379697

I want this to be good. Where will it end up? Low tier? Hopefully mid tier?


b5d063  No.16379965

File: ade6da04d34050a⋯.webm (183.62 KB, 320x240, 4:3, aaaaaaaaaa.webm)

File: 930dde26333a5c5⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 20000000mad.webm)


90d871  No.16379974

>>16379962

I get the feeling its going to be a prettier version of forgotten stuff like the Mad Max game or the ubisoft map filling shit like watchdogs. I think we are looking at the first AAA flop in a long time that flops because its bland and nobody cares rather than some FO76 or Anthem style shit show.


a79b6f  No.16380028

>>16379962

>No Shadow of the Beast

That list is shit


f9e7a9  No.16380043

>>16380028

The 2016 remake? I forgot all about it. Tell me what you think of it and give a convincing argument in regards to where it should be placed on the tier list and I will edit the list in your favor.


d55bfc  No.16380052

File: 0624aa68c9c1534⋯.jpg (62.57 KB, 625x626, 625:626, 1409801921234.jpg)

>>16379962

is that image from the 4um?


455065  No.16380061

>>16379697

never heard of this turd


fd87c3  No.16380073

File: b2aa356e6eb5c3f⋯.png (1.04 MB, 900x675, 4:3, b2aa356e6eb5c3fd99172dd142….png)

>>16380052

Most likely. I don't remember any PS4 tier threads.


3a69bd  No.16380088

>>16380073

nah, the only ps4 threads we get here are BAWWWWW fests.


000000  No.16380098

>>16379697

>>16379962

>>16380088

It is from Soyny, so it will be shit on it's own. and will also be marxist propaganda, and thus, more shit.

>>16380052

(((Marketeers))) are making those lists trying to pretend that there are any good games after 2007.


3a69bd  No.16380105

>>16380098

Shut the fuck up Luciano

https://archive.fo/elu5v


128aeb  No.16380118

>>/v/16380088

Back to cuckchan.


3a69bd  No.16380131

>>>/v/16380118

Where do we get these retards that can't even figure out how to reply correctly come from? 4um leaking again?


965079  No.16380155

File: bc73bdd056a8653⋯.png (290.27 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 16.png)

>>16379962

>mlb is anything but high/mid tier

>uncharted 4 is mid tier not shit tier, same w/ dyke dlc

>persona 5 low tier…

>gravity rush mid tier…

Fake and super gay


edff56  No.16380376

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16379911

>>16379932

Survival Crisis Z was the best zombie game out there, too bad it doesn't work on modern hardware though. If you stayed in the city long enough, a death squad will clean house


bf2b2b  No.16380411

>Pushing

Sony isn't even doing an E3 event and I don't remember the last Sony shill conference really mentioning this. It probably is at the point where they know they wasted money on it, but Sony isn't going to waste anymore.


84f6e5  No.16380439

>>16379697

>Why is Sony pushing this game so damn hard

They're not, if it was then we'd see people go gaga over it like Spider-Man PS4


a5a14c  No.16384089

>>16380411

>Sony isn't even doing an E3 event and I don't remember the last Sony shill conference really mentioning this

I can't remember either. I'm pretty sure it was at E3 last year, and there may have been another demo at another even, but those are the only times I'm reminded this shit exists outside of the occasional Youtube add when my adblock doesn't work for whatever reason.


2419db  No.16384103

>>16380105

>frames an anon as a sock puppet account

No, you shut the fuck up, faggot.


fa95c3  No.16384124

>guns have no sights

>teacupping

Man they put no effort into this.


b0659c  No.16384141

>>16379962

>everything not below Bloodborne

This list is bullshit by default


19e425  No.16384246

>>16379697

Because it's been in development hell. Do you know what development hell means for the publisher? It means more money spent than originally intended. They're pushing it so hard because they're trying to recoup their investment.


c655ef  No.16384308

File: d5be4c4168a494c⋯.jpg (799.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, GAYS_DONE.jpg)


128aeb  No.16384317

>>16384308

You joke but with AIDS beginning to grow an immunity to conventional medications a literal poznigger apocalypse could actually take place in some areas.


35b378  No.16384325

>why is sony pushing their third person forest walkyshoot du jour


e9daa6  No.16384419

>>16384308

This is hilarious.


c655ef  No.16384481

File: d35f9a402a84ee9⋯.mp4 (10.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Ayds Candy Commercials [36….mp4)


45ca34  No.16384508

because they put too much money on it and you don't go back, you double down.


99b6f9  No.16384620

>>16379723

Wow, what a mansion!


d08db7  No.16386275

>>16379962

>p.t on god tier

>a fucking walking simulator with one corridor

>the last muh feels

<tetris

lol


903009  No.16386283

File: 659ba20836f0e23⋯.jpg (16.94 KB, 451x316, 451:316, D0rTYH_X0AEx7Og.jpg)

>>16379697

>why is the company that's proven they have literally fuck-all to show for themselves to the point they haven't shown up to e3 two years in a row pushing the one product they have that has any actual 'game' to show for itself

Honestly though, I wonder what happened to TLOU. You'd think they'd have been marketing it all over the place considering how much the critics loved the first one, but there's just been nothing. Zilch. We've gotten three pre-rendered previews, and that's it.


e8acfa  No.16386287

File: 6b66f6350646d40⋯.jpg (10.14 KB, 183x275, 183:275, index.jpg)

>>16379911

Hey now, it had decent parkour and the grappling hook was a nice addition.


0d8529  No.16386310

>>16379697

>Why is Sony pushing this game so damn hard?

Because it's another TLoU cinematic experience. It's the only thing they can produce these days.


edff56  No.16386334

>>16384317

>>16384481

>>16384419

There needs to be a zombie game based on this concept.


d5f3f1  No.16386335

This is literally the first time I've heard of this, almost as if you're a sony shill OP :^)


d5f3f1  No.16386337

>>16379962

>Knack 2 not god tier

Gay list OP :^)


128aeb  No.16386354

>>16386334

Now I've never bothered to play it but it wouldn't surprise me if Bad Day L.A. had it.


ceaa78  No.16386471

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16386310

>It's the only thing they can produce these days.

Yet people still think a new ape escape game a good idea.


bb849b  No.16386528

>>16379911

>the exploding fat guys!

Why are they always fat? Why exactly is that a thing? Why would nature create something that kills itself to possibly hurt something else? Even bee stringers aren't actually suppose to come off and kill them.


128aeb  No.16386545

>>16386528

Corpses bloat. That's about all there is to it.


3e0a65  No.16386551

They push all their exclusives with heavy marketing because they know deep down the majority of them are mediocre. Hell the only good exclusive they have is Persona 5.


bb849b  No.16386566

File: 1106c476946825e⋯.jpg (24.79 KB, 410x396, 205:198, 1465969784897.jpg)

Console exclusives are loss leaders. They don't typically turn profits. You market the games to sell consoles. While the PS4 is coming to end of life it still has a shit ton of other walking sims they want you to buy. Sony pushes this game as hard as they push every other game. There is nothing new here.


edcc20  No.16386701

>>16386566

>Console exclusives are loss leaders

Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Faggot.

How about you take that steam cock out of your mouth retarded mongoloid


128aeb  No.16386708

>>>/v/16386701

I have a feeling you don't know what loss leading even means.


d69fe9  No.16386711

>>16386701

Every modern console exclusive is shit to mediocre, every modern console is shit, your japanese games are fucking trash.


edcc20  No.16386712

>>16386708

>A loss leader (also leader)[1] is a pricing strategy where a product is sold at a price below its market cost

Faggot

60 Dollars upfront Faggot


edcc20  No.16386715

>>16386711

You dont play videogames your opinion is irrelevant


128aeb  No.16386717

>>>/v/16386712

And that confirms it.


edcc20  No.16386727

>>16386717

That confirms that you suck my fat cock nigger


c655ef  No.16386741

>>16386471

The love of spats is a powerful thing.


c087e2  No.16386796

>>16379911

checked

Based Mike.


d69fe9  No.16386829

>>16386715

I'm playing The Quest right now niggerbrain


f1ba8d  No.16386871

File: 88c5616e536800d⋯.gif (1.71 MB, 480x270, 16:9, SOYNY.gif)

A new SERIOUS game for SERIOUS gamers on the SERIOUS™ console platform "Playstation" by SONY. No immature anime tiddies here, only a raw EXPERIENCE and ENGAGING adventure.


a5a14c  No.16387003

>>16386528

First off

>zombies

>nature

Second, fat zombies are just fat people who have been turned into zombies. Imagine the obese Wal-Mart goers outrunning the zombie horde. You can't, can you? So they get eaten and turn into fat zombies and then they turn into giant bombs because it's a fucking video game


554cdd  No.16387011

>>16386528

There is a kind of termite that has a sub caste of defender termites that are just living acid bombs. I can only ever see dedicated suicide lifeforms working in some sort of hive structure though.


adb9a1  No.16387021

>>16379697

They're trying to get it out before the the new generation and The Last of Us Part II sucks out what little hype it has left.


31ca9a  No.16387025

>>16387011

>what are muslims.


ef6903  No.16387034

File: feb12b4efaf14dd⋯.webm (602.29 KB, 853x480, 853:480, Laughing pidgeon.webm)


34c111  No.16387073

>>16384103

Luciano is pretty obvious to spot, this is no framing.


ddb5e8  No.16390573

>>16384308

Apparently this shitshow has been in development for seven years. The publisher just wants to get back whatever they can. It will be interesting to see a formulaic rehash of trends from 2015 pushed as the new big thing.




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