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85cbb8 No.16366273
XBOX DIRECT RIGHT NOW
EXPECT TORTILLAS
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46542d No.16366280
First for mark is a gaynigger
85cbb8 No.16366293
You guys wanna watch some weebshit after said direct?
>>16366280
correct!
46542d No.16366303
>>16366293
I'd rather watch you spread your asscheeks wide on cam juicy boy
533974 No.16366308
>>16366273
It's not showing anything, when will it start?
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c709cd No.16366312
Here's hoping they actually say something about the Moister Chef collection on PC.
f428b7 No.16366324
Didn't they talk about Battletoads last time?
85cbb8 No.16366326
>>16366312
Yeah, we'll probably get the first one released or some shit.
b2d83c No.16366337
>they are doing it again after the abortion that was the last direct
Maybe it’s to make up for how horrible the last one was where they literally congratulated the women for being women.
46005f No.16366340
I don't think I'll even bother watching it, can somebody make a highlight post afterwards?
c709cd No.16366344
>>16366326
It blows that they'll string out the games one by one. They'll probably have the individual games up for 20$ or more a piece, then charge 60$ for the whole collection, which you can't buy until they've all come out in fucking 2020. Guess I'll just get Reach and ODST, maybe 3
d9c0cc No.16366348
Do you guys think there will be any actual microsoft made exclusives or is it just going to be multiplatform shit? I actually get a bit of use out of mine as I found an old gift card to afford DMC 5 with and play Titanfall 2 with since I could never get it working on PC.
46005f No.16366355
>>16366348
The Xbone has been seriously falling behind this gen, I don't think many devs would want to limit their games to a dying platform.
d9c0cc No.16366389
Im betting on
>GAMEPASSSSSS
>SPORTS
>DLC reveal for a game
>An indie shit
>maybe a couple good games, only one exclusive to xbone ond pc
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1e9a2f No.16366392
Where's the cytube you dumbass?
85cbb8 No.16366397
I'm an idiot, it's at 2PM PT not EST
It's in three hours
f00044 No.16366400
Forza Horizon 4 Expansion 2.
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f4e844 No.16366414
I'm still amazed they managed to fuck shit up so badly after the 360.
feb0bb No.16366420
If this is like the last time there will only be roast beef and gay shit on stream
>>16366397
fuck you mark
1e9a2f No.16366423
>>16366389
I'm betting on a reveal for their next gen console.
46542d No.16366437
>>16366397
You're a fucking idiot, I had shit to do
a59368 No.16366480
>>16366397
Need to go back to school and learn about time zones again, Mark.
3fce20 No.16366508
>>16366397
today on "Mark Does a Big Think"
3f784d No.16366738
>>16366397
It's cool, I'll just watch their previous stream, Fortnite Funtime!, while I wait.
cd59e9 No.16366870
some forza streamers are talking, what is this?
>>16366738
does there exist a page on Twitch that does not contain a link to something related to fortnite at this point?
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3f784d No.16367063
So does anyone here actually own an Xbone? I see no reason to have one.
Also, in regard to Halo Infinite, it's apparently one of the most expensive games to date, more so than GTAV or RDR2. I feel like this means that it's also going to come to the new Xbox console if there is one and/or it's coming to PC.
74bc45 No.16367112
>>16367063
They've already confirmed a PC release, and judging from the recent Master Chief Collection announcement, it'll be coming to Steam.
85cbb8 No.16367116
>>16366437
>>16366420
>>16366480
>>16366738
I could've sworn it said 2PM EST. In any case it starts in ten minutes. Everyone got their Domino's Pizza™?
c52db3 No.16367119
>>16367063
I received the original Xbox One model as a gift back around mid-2014. Don't really use it much now, but backwards compatibility is a nice feature. I just bought Castlevania: Harmony of Despair from the Spring sale today, so I'll be playing that for the first time soon.
>Also, in regard to Halo Infinite, it's apparently one of the most expensive games to date, more so than GTAV or RDR2. I feel like this means that it's also going to come to the new Xbox console if there is one and/or it's coming to PC.
Yeah, possibly. When you go to the official page for Halo Infinite on xbox.com, you can see that it's exclusively for Xbox One and Windows 10. But interestingly enough, it does not support Xbox Play Anywhere, unlike Gears of War 5.
Maybe there will be a version of Halo Infinite that will support Xbox Play Anywhere between Xbox Scarlett and Windows 10 PC? And then there will be a different lower end version for Xbox One? But I think the ideal situation would be cross-buy between all versions of the game.
d9c0cc No.16367120
>>16367063
I got one though not sure if i remember why, i think we got it used so we could play with a relative over live but never ended up doing so. It’s alright, but fuck all to play on it that you cant play on playstation or PC, not that there’s anything on playstation these days either. I got a few good games with giftcards that I come back to and I do like how the online is either friendly dudebros or children, seem nicer on average then playstaion people and more active in some games then PC people.
Overall, I don’t think I’ll ever get another microsoft console, especially since they seem incapable of making any good games anymore. Back in the day when I was a teen I could be excited for a Halo game or some action games they got exclusively, but what’s even on it now?
3fce20 No.16367126
There will be absolutely nothing noteworthy during this not-Nintendo Direct
source: these numbers
3fce20 No.16367131
>>16367116
got some leftover plov for later, undercooked the rice but whatever, I'll live
14ecd0 No.16367137
>>16367131
>undercooked the rice but whatever,
<I'll live
Oh shit. Who wants to tell him?
3fce20 No.16367143
>>16367137
I've had it for two days and I feel fine
is there something I should know about?
3f784d No.16367144
I wouldn't be surprised if they opened up with a Halo teaser, but I don't know how Microsoft Direct's work.
>54 days to E3
How does time pass so quickly?
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14ecd0 No.16367160
>>16367143
Are you an exceedingly handsome male individual with chiseled forearms and a penchant for decades old army chow?
If the answer is no, then RIP in peperoni, amigo
85cbb8 No.16367166
>problem hair and glasses
3fce20 No.16367170
could this have started any worse
c52db3 No.16367171
Not expecting much out of this. Maybe some news on the Sea of Thieves anniversary update, some new backwards compatible games are announced (Ninja Gaiden II?), new additions to Xbox Game Pass, maybe reveal for the second Forza Horizon 4 DLC, and Gears of War news (Gears Funko Pop game, maybe Gears 5 and Tactics?)
85cbb8 No.16367173
>>16367171
neither am I, that's why I ordered Domino's pizza
338479 No.16367177
Just started and I already want them both dead. Amazing.
b31554 No.16367178
85cbb8 No.16367182
>>16367178
IT'S RAINING MEN
3fce20 No.16367183
who is this knockoff Phil Spencer?
a59368 No.16367188
>Still shilling Mixer.
Does anyone use this crap?
46542d No.16367189
>>16367182
FROM THE LAZARUS'S SKY
85cbb8 No.16367190
>>16367186
it all makes sense now
d9c0cc No.16367198
Christ, that woman needs to be patrolled
3f784d No.16367199
Wait, do you have to pay for backward's compatibility?
b5f280 No.16367200
>please buy game pass; we'll give you one month on launch for $1
[a month later]
>please buy game pass; we'll give you three months for $1
46542d No.16367205
You think rape can fix this """woman"""?
85cbb8 No.16367206
>>16367198
She looks like a fusion of Bree Larson and Daisy Ridley that had a bad period.
feb0bb No.16367207
What's wrong with her face?
b5f280 No.16367208
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY RESIDENT EVIL 5
OH GOD THAT HAIR
85cbb8 No.16367209
>>16367205
Can rape fix me?
c52db3 No.16367212
>>16367199
Nope. As long as you have the disc for the game you can stick the game in the Xbox One's disc drive and it'll download the emulator for the game. If you don't already own the game then you have to pay for it.
b5f280 No.16367215
Oh yes, a fishing minigame will save Rare
85cbb8 No.16367216
They're still shilling Sea of Thieves? Just make Banjo again you cowards.
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c709cd No.16367218
None a dis is gaylo.
I came for Gaylo.
85cbb8 No.16367220
>>16367213
Well, it IS that time of the month after all.
c709cd No.16367222
338479 No.16367223
>>16367216
They don't have the talent to make a Banjo game and they know it.
46542d No.16367224
>>16367209
Probably if you're the perpetrator
85cbb8 No.16367228
>>16367223
Well, the art in this trailer makes it look like a furry worked on it.
c52db3 No.16367230
It seems like Sea of Thieves has done a complete 180 from what it was like when I played the alpha in 2017. I'm glad there are more ways to incapacitate ships now.
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85cbb8 No.16367232
>>16367224
>3DPD
I'd rather have some more cake
e953b8 No.16367238
who wouldn't want a sixty year old shill excitedly telling them they can catch and cook fish just like they could ten years ago in every mmo ever
d9c0cc No.16367239
>>16367223
Just phone nintendo and say “we give up, just get retro to make a banjo”
b5f280 No.16367240
c52db3 No.16367241
Xbox One SAD Edition CONFIRMED
46542d No.16367243
>>16367232
Just put a plastic bag in her head and pretend she's a fleshlight
46005f No.16367245
Just started watching, what happened so far?
a59368 No.16367246
Anniversary update = What should have been there at release.
85cbb8 No.16367249
>>16367243
too much effort
d9c0cc No.16367253
>>16367245
Pirate game update
Sadno disc box
Thats about it
338479 No.16367256
You don't own anything the console.
3f784d No.16367259
>you just deleted the disc drive
I DON'T LIKE THIS FUTURE
14ecd0 No.16367261
>>16367221
wew
e
w
aged like a fine bag of milk
46005f No.16367262
>it's an Xbox without the fucking games
WOW
HOW GREAT
85cbb8 No.16367263
Why does he have gloves? Is he gonna kill someone for fucking over Halo?
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c709cd No.16367269
>250$
>give up the disc drive
>for only 50$ less
wew
85cbb8 No.16367272
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b5f280 No.16367275
>both of them flub their lines within 30 seconds of each other
46542d No.16367276
>Xbone Sad
>250 dollars
>still with the tv shilling
Who's this for?
85cbb8 No.16367277
Did Todd Howard make Minecraft?
c52db3 No.16367279
$250 still seems like too high of a price…. Aren't there Xbox games which are disc only and not available on the Xbox store?
c709cd No.16367281
>1 TB drive
>on an all digital console
That's like thirteen Current Year +4 games tops.
3f784d No.16367282
>everyone is calling it the Xbox SAD
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0320ae No.16367288
>>16366273
>they set the twitch chat to 1 week follow before the announcement of new xbox.
46005f No.16367290
>Rage 2
Who the fuck played the first game? It was terrible.
d9c0cc No.16367296
Jedi fallen order scares me. Respawn and avellone on star wars sounds great, but ea and disney star wars has yet to make a single good game.
c709cd No.16367297
>no gaylo announcement
>when it's the only thing saving their gaming division from getting deleted
c709cd No.16367299
Oh hey, it's Destiny 2 but with worse gameplay and ebin memes!
46005f No.16367300
>we've engineered everything in Rage 2 for people who have not played Rage 1
Why the fuck even call it Rage, then?
WHY ATTACH ITS NAME TO THAT PILE OF SHIT?
98ba3e No.16367302
>>16367282
>Xbone SAD
FUCKING POTTERY
You would think they would have learned their lesson by now.
a59368 No.16367303
>remove disc player.
>Save 50 bucks.
Wow. What a great deal. Now I don't even own the games.
>3 Great games.
>Sea of Thieves, Minecraft, Forza.
The only one I could give credit as being "great" is Forza.
85cbb8 No.16367304
I'll be honest, I'm kinda looking forward to RAGE 2 since an FPS with super powers looks cool.
>>16367288
That's hilarious
>>16367297
what if they announce vergil?
85cbb8 No.16367307
>>16367303
>Forza
IT'S A FUCKING CAR
46542d No.16367309
>>16367296
And even if they end up making a good game it just means respawn is going to be niggered even more to just do capeshit forever
d9c0cc No.16367313
>>16367304
I could see a dlc announcement but i could also see them waiting till e3
c709cd No.16367315
>>16367309
>get Respawn AND Avellone on one game
>it's some piece of shit Star Wars skin over an Uncharted game
>instead of Republic Commando 2
85cbb8 No.16367320
>>16367313
True, that IS more of an E3 announcement
>>16367315
Apparently its a melee action game
c2562d No.16367326
It still pisses me off that the Avalanche main team made Rage 2 instead of Mad Max 2.
>>16367297
>>no gaylo announcement
Why would they? They've already announced the MCC last month. The first tests are supposed to start at the end of the month for Reach.
The MCC and Infinite will be at E3.
338479 No.16367329
>>16367315
>Republic Commando 2
>wanting a current year nigger infested sequel
Why do that anon. Let the dead rest in peace.
46005f No.16367330
This game honestly. honestly does not look fun. It looks slow and boring.
This isn't my "jaded" view on things, I'm not some 50-year-old gamer who's been playing since the Atari age. This game just looks like something that would have come out in 2008 with modern graphics thrown on.
Other people can't be excited for this, can they?
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3fce20 No.16367336
esports makes me ashamed to play gaymes
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85cbb8 No.16367344
Ayy, it's Ree Larson again
46542d No.16367349
>>16367333 (check'd)
Why does that nigger has a vagina on his forehead?
feb0bb No.16367350
ban receding hairline bitch from breathing
d9c0cc No.16367351
>tbs
Thats a channel still?
c2562d No.16367355
>Gears esports
Great, now it's no fun allowed.
46005f No.16367358
>Gears
Oh boy it's like I'm actually back in 2009
98ba3e No.16367359
>gears of war esports
>funko pop tshirt
You couldn't write a better parody of this shit.
85cbb8 No.16367360
>players
I know that people who call themselves gamers are usually fags, but players to me sounds much worse.
85cbb8 No.16367365
46005f No.16367366
>>16367359
>that fucking hairline
That right there is a female soyboy.
46542d No.16367368
Why does the announcer speak so fast? I notice this everywhere, someone gets asked a question and they attempt to answer it as fast as possible as if they were being threatened.
Why is this?
c2562d No.16367369
>>16367315
An Imperial Commando game would be nice but it's impossible to play as he bad guys now that Star Wars is a Disney product.
85cbb8 No.16367371
>>16367368
She practiced a script
3fce20 No.16367372
>>16367368
People tend to speaker faster in public scenarios, it's part of fear
d9c0cc No.16367374
>>16367360
Gamers is cringey but players is inclusive and faggy
c2562d No.16367377
>>16367359
They have a funkopop Gears game for mobile I think.
a59368 No.16367379
Is that a girl they're promoting for Gears e-league? Hips look like it but can't be too sure with the trannie infection in speedrunning.
c709cd No.16367382
>>16367374
Video Game Enthusiast is the patrician term.
338479 No.16367383
>>16367368
Nervously following a script is my guess.
a3ae76 No.16367387
>>16367333
>Oh fuck it's real.
This is Bethesda we're dealing with. Of course it's fucking real.
338479 No.16367389
>>16367381
"YOU WON'T STOP TALKING"
c709cd No.16367391
OH MY FUCK WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES SHE'S WEARING
46005f No.16367396
>>16367333
Wouldn't you just love that ugly piece of shit in your house?
85cbb8 No.16367397
>>16367382
So basically enthusiast
1ce2d9 No.16367398
All these words and nothing being actually said, amazing.
46005f No.16367403
I don't think this guy has ever played a game in his life.
7dac54 No.16367409
>butch dyke leftist costume
>tranny cigarettes voice
>teehee im just a girl
confused puke
85cbb8 No.16367411
>>16367408
Reminds me of /tv/
b5f280 No.16367413
>not being a multiplayer-focused is now a selling point
832b49 No.16367414
>Star Wars celebration
I was at that, it was fun. I got a fuck out of it, so it was pretty great actually
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85cbb8 No.16367417
>>16367414
It must've been painful for the people who were there.
46005f No.16367419
>not every Jedi was killed in Order 66
Wait, doesn't this change the whole canon?
85cbb8 No.16367420
c2562d No.16367422
That kid plays the Joker on the tv show Gotham.
d9c0cc No.16367423
Is this just rehash the trailer
c709cd No.16367424
>wallrunning
>melee action game
>"it's not a button masher"
Oh my fuck, don't tell me it's Star Wars Prince Of Persia.
46005f No.16367425
Okay, that robot is adorable
3fce20 No.16367428
>he's got his own agenda
he's not the only one
feb0bb No.16367429
14ecd0 No.16367430
>>16367422
I'm glad those words mean nothing to me, Dubsman.
832b49 No.16367432
>>16367417
It was mostly just people cosplaying and getting merch. Your average convention really.
a59368 No.16367434
That guy who scoffed at $14.99 monthly being not a big deal. The shill tweets have begun.
3f784d No.16367435
>no fucking gameplay
What a waste of time.
c2562d No.16367436
>>16367431
>she's a former jedi knight
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b5f280 No.16367438
Back to the regularly scheduled nigger music
46005f No.16367443
Why was that edited like a film trailer?
3fce20 No.16367445
85cbb8 No.16367446
>>16367443
Because Mortal Kombat is shit
46542d No.16367447
>>16367383
>>16367371
>tfw everyone that I met in college is practicing a script
c52db3 No.16367449
>>16367171
>Ninja Gaiden II
Called it. Sweet
b5f280 No.16367451
Oh shit a game people actually like
85cbb8 No.16367454
>>16367449
Wasn't it leaked earlier?
e30be2 No.16367456
46005f No.16367458
>>16367414
>I got a fuck out of it
Do tell
b5f280 No.16367461
>not being a remastered edition is also a selling point
c709cd No.16367464
>double agent
>conviction
>blacklist
Now that's disgusting.
832b49 No.16367465
>Higher resolution and 9 times the pixel count!
..aren't those the same thing?
>>16367458
It was homosex you don't wanna hear it
3fce20 No.16367467
>double agent
>360 version
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c2562d No.16367475
>Ninja Gaiden
>not Max Payne 3, the game that people keep asking
c709cd No.16367476
>the worst Splinter Cell games
>the worst Fable games
Wew lad.
46005f No.16367478
All the shit Splinter Cell games. Great.
>>16367465
>faggot goes to a Star Wars con
Fitting
c709cd No.16367482
338479 No.16367484
>>16367465
Hang yourself faggot.
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85cbb8 No.16367486
I'm still pissed about Star Wars is now a fucking Souls clone.
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46005f No.16367488
wait
DO CONSOLE PLAYERS NOT HAVE AN OVERLAY?
feb0bb No.16367493
>shilling the shitty gay bar
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c709cd No.16367497
My favourite customization of the Game Bar is turning it off because that shit unironically breaks games and fucks your performance.
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85cbb8 No.16367502
TO BE FAIR
the pajeet makes some really good controllers
69aca0 No.16367503
>>16367465
Did you have fun?
3fce20 No.16367505
1826ad No.16367506
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16367498
shit forgot to embed
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a59368 No.16367510
Wow. An Overlay for your games. The only game bar I care about is where I can get alcohol from while playing arcade games. Good to see that the Indian from Short Circuit is doing well for himself.
feb0bb No.16367511
>>16367465
remove yourself
7dac54 No.16367513
>>16367486
Muh lore aside you shouldn't just get to be a jedi, that's supposed to be the equivalent of playing reality on journalist mode.
Would be much more interesting to train to be a bodyguard or bounty hunter and have force users as hard as shit enemies to face, or at least have to earn force powers.
98ba3e No.16367514
designated shitting service
>>16367465
I got a laugh out of this and I'm not sure why.
b5f280 No.16367518
>>16367465
Was it with this "man"?
c2562d No.16367519
I remember when the gamebar was just one button to take screenshots and another to record the gameplay.
Why do they keep adding shit on top of it?
69aca0 No.16367521
File: 6aa1aef0ce53b3a⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 904.31 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, ac829097ec1566b81c5bd19f99….gif)
>>16367509
That's the good stuff
85cbb8 No.16367522
>>16367513
I just want to see something more creative than fucking Dark Souls or Asscreed.
>>16367514
pajeets are hilarious, just look at them
3fce20 No.16367523
>>16367519
it added unnecessary features on top of what shadowplay and steam overlay already did
just remov it
7dac54 No.16367529
Waw!
this Game Bar(™) sounds like such an innovative and immersive addition to fun gaming!
3f784d No.16367530
>>16367465
>spoiler
Tell us.
1ce2d9 No.16367531
All this shit to NOT play games, amazing.
85cbb8 No.16367532
>>16367523
I use game bar for some quick shortcuts, it's pretty neat.
832b49 No.16367533
>>16367488
I don't think so, but they have something similar.
>>16367503
ye
>>16367518
Wasn't that the guy Info Wars made an article about?
Didn't actually see what he looked like
>>16367521
Really wish this artist didn't so much brap art now, his pheromone stuff was great.
c709cd No.16367536
a59368 No.16367537
Being able to stream snipe while dropping optimal dank memes. xbox is ahead of the curve.
832b49 No.16367538
A new Warhammer game? I haven't heard anything about this.
85cbb8 No.16367549
>>16367547
sound of the gong
c2562d No.16367550
>>16367523
Yeah I was thinking about removing it since I only use shadowplay now that I made a few shortcuts.
>>16367532
You can do the same (but better) with shadowplay.
338479 No.16367553
Just fucking show gaylo already so I can laugh and then quickly stop watching.
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85cbb8 No.16367559
>>16367550
but can you play spotify and switch audio controls with shadow play?
I wouldn't know, I have it disabled
46005f No.16367560
This is legitimate cringe.
>>16367533
>Really wish this artist didn't so much brap art now
I noticed that too, really sucks when artists get into weird shit.
>>16367553
Is there a new Gaylo on the way?
85cbb8 No.16367561
So how was Shazam anyway?
c2562d No.16367562
>>16367465
Go ahead, it can't be worse than [current year] Star Wars
7dac54 No.16367563
>work in movie ad
>wilhelm
>floor is lava guise XD
b5f280 No.16367567
>>16367533
>I didn't see what he looked like
But how
c709cd No.16367568
>>16367560
>Is there a new Gaylo on the way?
Master Chef collection on Steam soon.
3fce20 No.16367569
>>16367561
better than what I was expecting (nothing)
338479 No.16367572
>>16367560
Yeah Infinity. Heard they were dumping a fuckload of money into this time too. Looking forward to seeing how they fuck it up this time.
a59368 No.16367573
Eh, The could have picked a worse Captain Marvel but celebrities "playing" games is still cringe. Stop!
c2562d No.16367574
>>16367559
I might be a bit old school, I just alt+tab and switch to Spotify or another shit in the background.
3fce20 No.16367575
you can give xbox all the shit you want, but being able to make your own controller is pretty damn fun
46542d No.16367576
>>16367572
even here I can't escape gotniggers flooding everywhere
7dac54 No.16367578
She is what modern studios would remake Chie into
832b49 No.16367581
>>16367530
>>16367562
I met a nice dude cosplaying as a Stormtrooper, we got to talking and flirted a bit. He brought me back to his hotel room and you can guess the rest. He stayed in the suit which I thought was hot as fuck
98ba3e No.16367584
My god she is built like a fucking truck
3fce20 No.16367587
>>16367581
LEAVE MY BOARD YOU DEGENERATE FAGGOT
85cbb8 No.16367589
46005f No.16367590
>>16367579
I know people use that word a lot now, but that fucking challenge was awful.
>>16367581
>fucking random guys you met at cons
Do you want an STD?
832b49 No.16367591
feb0bb No.16367593
>>16367581
Enjoy your AIDS
1826ad No.16367594
Can someone gas this bitch
c2562d No.16367596
>>16367581
Was he from the 501st?
>He stayed in the suit which I thought was hot as fuck
…or disgusting as fuck if he stayed in it the whole day
46542d No.16367598
>>16367581
Fuck off obnoxious faggot, a nigger gives you attention and you already make this thread about your entire degeneracy. Put a bullet on your fucking brain or go where the sexual deviants go (ie: 4channel)
b31554 No.16367602
>>16367581
I hope his dick was armored too.
3fce20 No.16367603
14ecd0 No.16367609
>>16367584
who wouldn't want to be wrangled by a CY+4 ???male amazon? :^)
3fce20 No.16367611
>getting married at a convention surrounded by neckbeards
a59368 No.16367612
xbone with Anthem included. A gift perfect for your enemies who hate gaming.
a3ae76 No.16367616
>>16367594
She really let herself go after nu-Ghostbusters flopped.
832b49 No.16367618
The woman at this direct has no fashion sense whatsoever.
832b49 No.16367620
>>16367594
GOD SHE LOOKS SO AWFUL
3f784d No.16367622
>>16367581
ur a faget
But explain to me how homos operate. One of my friends is a fag, and he dates kids half his age and has probably had hundreds of partners. Do you just fuck anyone you meet? How many dudes have you fucked since?
85cbb8 No.16367623
>>16367611
there were volunteers who got married and ended up having kids
85cbb8 No.16367626
>>16367622
I have a few gay guys who want me to pound them in the ass, not sure why.
46005f No.16367627
>>16367598
At least he's making actual posts as well, you're the ones giving him the attention.
338479 No.16367628
>>16367610
Who dresses these niggers.
85cbb8 No.16367631
14ecd0 No.16367632
>>16367623
Spill the beans, kuchenjude
7dac54 No.16367635
>now our younger fans will have access to gay pedos
3fce20 No.16367636
>>16367623
imagine explaining that to your kids when they're older
c709cd No.16367637
>>16367628
That's the standard midlife crisis dad outfit.
832b49 No.16367638
>>16367628
Ripped jeans are the biggest ripoff clothing companies have ever pulled.
85cbb8 No.16367640
1497d4 No.16367642
>>16367561
It's pretty alright.
3fce20 No.16367643
14ecd0 No.16367644
>>16367640
>my lips are sealed
Not for cake, they aren't
c709cd No.16367645
What is that babby size backpack? Was it designed for tiny soymen?
832b49 No.16367646
>>16367635
I don't think pedos would go after 18-year-olds
85cbb8 No.16367648
>>16367644
You have less power over me than the jews
a59368 No.16367649
All this talk about fanfest when you could really give fans of xbox what they really want. Exclusive games and original only backwards compatible games. I think fans would love that more.
85cbb8 No.16367650
>>16367645
It's for backpack cuckking
7350bd No.16367651
>Tune in the stream
>fucking backpacks
VIDEOGAMES?
c709cd No.16367653
>wrap up
WHERE'S GAYLO?
I STOPPED PLAYING VIDYA TO WATCH THIS, AND THERE'S NO GAYLO
1ce2d9 No.16367654
85cbb8 No.16367655
>>16367651
>Not being backpacked cucked by a nigger in a bear suit
3fce20 No.16367657
>>16367651
you've missed nothing
85cbb8 No.16367661
>>16367657
I lost my virginity?
b5f280 No.16367662
He's backpack cucking a midget
feb0bb No.16367665
>>16367653
The gay is ITT but no idea where the lo is
3fce20 No.16367668
save me Phil
give me something that makes this worth my time
98ba3e No.16367670
>>16367628
Some middle aged "gamer dad" who is probably the perfect fit for the kind of person that bought an Xbone
46542d No.16367671
>>16367627
At least I'm not destroying civilization
85cbb8 No.16367672
OH SHIT NIGGA HE SAID GAMER
CALL KOTAKU
c2562d No.16367673
000000 No.16367674
>>16367622
>One of my friends is a fag, and he dates kids half his age
How many virginities has he taken
pretty hot
7dac54 No.16367676
Phil looks like he's analyzing his bodily movements to see if he should kill him for lying
14ecd0 No.16367681
>>16367676
Does he feel in charge?
c709cd No.16367682
>destiny 2
Oh for god's sakes, don't go back to Microsoft you fucking bungie mongols.
85cbb8 No.16367685
>>16367681
If I pull that mask off, would you die?
7dac54 No.16367686
b31554 No.16367688
>>16367671
We don't know that. You could be.
338479 No.16367690
85cbb8 No.16367691
3fce20 No.16367693
>>16367690
THE LAB X18 CLOUD HAS THOSE DOCUMENTS, MARKED ONE
GO GET THEM, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
3fce20 No.16367697
phil is unironically reggie-tier in terms of PR
a59368 No.16367698
Such a smooth transition for talking about xbox game streaming. So far, this has been a waste of time with a few cringe parts. I think I got more from that celebrate women episode than this, especially with the cringe parts.
85cbb8 No.16367701
>>16367697
Yeah, Phil is Reggie-tier
7dac54 No.16367706
he's just looking forward to getting off with fans and fully integrating them
832b49 No.16367707
Will this guy STOP FUCKING TALKING?
HOLY SHIT
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT PHIL THINKS?
W H E R E A R E T H E V I D E O G A M E S
>>16367651
I'm surprised they're not talking about sports yet.
>>16367622
I really wasn't expecting so many replies, I don't want to derail so I'll stop after this post.
Some homos fuck literally hundreds of dudes every year. They've got issues, they're sex addicts. It's a big problem, it's how HIV spread so quickly.
I haven't fucked anybody else since. I've only had sex with about 6 people throughout my life, half of which were boyfriends. When I say we flirted I should say that the whole thing turned into kind of a date. We're talking on Twitter atm. I still haven't seen what he looks like since which is funny
>>16367626
Do you wear any symbols you don't understand/weird clothes? There are signals THE GAY COMMUNITY use to announce a willingness to fuck as well as what orientation you are in public that are obscure enough for straight people to not recognize them.
c709cd No.16367709
IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE STANDING THAT FUCKING WIDE
14ecd0 No.16367710
85cbb8 No.16367712
>>16367707
Nope, just a t-shirt, jeans, hoodie and shitty shoes.
>>16367709
MY BABY HITLER MY CHOICE
c709cd No.16367714
>no gaylo
>NO GAYLO
I WASTED AN HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS
7dac54 No.16367715
B U H L O W N wavey
omg she's so quirky!
338479 No.16367717
46542d No.16367719
>>16367710
Thank you mark for sticking something where nothing happened again
3fce20 No.16367720
well this was a complete waste of my time
not even anything on Gaylo
>>16367718
someone shop the CIA plane meme using this
85cbb8 No.16367721
IT'S OVER
By the way, how does a badass fighter like Mortal Kombat become nigger shit?
832b49 No.16367723
>no Gaylo
This whole thing was a massive waste of time.
>>16367712
You might just look hot, then. Are you jacked?
c709cd No.16367726
>>16367721
It's always been nigger shit. MK is and always has been one of the worst playing fightans out there, and nogs go wild over the big, no fun allowed combos and blood.
85cbb8 No.16367727
>>16367719
It was fun since we knew what we were getting into.
WANNA WATCH A MOVIE?
338479 No.16367728
>>16367718
I'm dying here. Holy shit.
14ecd0 No.16367729
>>16367719
<imblying I'm mork
So this is what it's like to feel offended, huh
I don't like it.
98ba3e No.16367730
>>16367723
you're talking to mark
3fce20 No.16367731
>>16367727
can we do a pokemon movie
85cbb8 No.16367735
>>16367726
Well yes, in terms of gameplay. but it used to have a nice aesthetic, even that's gone now.
7dac54 No.16367736
>>16367712
>tshirt jeans hoodie shittyshoes
fuck I wear that all the time I don't want to gayraped
832b49 No.16367737
>>16367709
Are we even sure that is a woman? Because I feel that >she's is dressing like a tranny
85cbb8 No.16367738
>>16367730
>ruining the surprise
3f784d No.16367741
>>16367707
>signals
Please educate me on this signals so I know what to avoid in the future. I used to put keys on my belt loop because it was more comfortable than keeping them in my pocket and was mistaken for being a fag.
85cbb8 No.16367743
>>16367737
So basically a fusion between Bree Larson and Daisy Ridley with a penis.
c709cd No.16367744
>>16367735
It used to have bitches with giant tits and asses and absolute butterfaces, but the games looked like shit in regards to everything else ever since the 3D era.
3fce20 No.16367747
>>16367730
>that was mark the whole time
c709cd No.16367748
Actually, no, I'm wrong, MK4 looked alright for it's time and was nice and colorful. Everything was shit after MK4.
85cbb8 No.16367752
>>16367744
true enough. NR can't model faces for shit
f428b7 No.16367753
>>16367431
>REMEMBER WHEN WE WUZ JEDI AN SHEEIT? I TALKED, JUST, LIKE, THIS!
3fce20 No.16367758
at least shitposting made up for the lack of content
im going to chick fil a, call me if anything happens
832b49 No.16367759
>>16367730
Oh he just lives in New York, then. Lots of weird guys there. Some guys are super into chubby dudes.
>>16367741
They really depend on where you live, they're highly regional. I suggest looking up your local area on Google
c709cd No.16367761
>>16367752
They also can't animate worth a damn, or make satisfying audio, but hey, who cares about animations in a fighting game :^)
832b49 No.16367765
>>16367743
Except without any kind of fashion sense.
85cbb8 No.16367769
>>16367759
That might explain it then.
>>16367758
I might as well go to chickfila too, I canceled my dominos since it was running late
85cbb8 No.16367773
>>16367765
Does Bree Larson have a fashion sense though? She put on the dike haircut in endgame
46005f No.16367774
>>16367771
Fitting seeing as we're having an actual gay discussion ITT.
46005f No.16367775
85cbb8 No.16367777
>>16367771
Chitoge is a thot
338479 No.16367778
832b49 No.16367779
4b7797 No.16367780
Avengers Endgame movie leaks
https://www.bitchute.com/video/FYoLKe8w5JOy/
>Scott, Hulk, Steve, and Tony travel to the battle of New York to retrieve the mind, space, and time stone. Steve fights his past self.
>Thor is living with Korg and Miek, getting drunk and not caring about what happened. Hulk and Rocket go to get him, and his beard and hair are messy and grown out.
>Hulk tried to wield the Stark gauntlet, but it appears to be too powerful for him.
>Steve dual wields his shield and Mjolnir, it’s unclear how mjolnir comes back.
>Sam is the first dusted avenger to come back, we hear him say to Steve “On Your Left,” then we see T’challa and Shuri coming out of a portal, and Sam flying out.
>Big scene with all the Avengers, including Wasp, the Guardians, Spider-Man, vs Thanos and a revived Black Order. It looks like the big fight in Ready Player One, but we actually care about the characters
>Stark reunites with Peter and gives him a hug
>Carol gets the short hair she has in recent comics, and Peter Parker gives her the Stark Gauntlet
46542d No.16367781
1ce2d9 No.16367784
>>16367777
Quads don't lie
46005f No.16367785
>>16367778
>>16367779
>>16367781
Suicide is my only repose from this disaster.
14ecd0 No.16367787
>>16367775 (shekel cucked)
>>16367777 (shekel checked)
c709cd No.16367788
>>16367775
>quadcucked
>by Mark
85cbb8 No.16367790
>>16367780
Yeah, basically they Nerf Hulk and give him the shitcan while making Captain Mary Sue the most powerful hero. It's fucking bullshit and I'd be mad if I was invested in these shitty movies.
7dac54 No.16367797
>>16367777
>wins mc bowl
>fucks off for god knows how many years
it's true
c709cd No.16367798
>>16367790
It's also half the storyline from MvC Infinite reused for a movie, which I find hilarious.
bdc804 No.16367799
>>16367777 (Checked)
Nice.
85cbb8 No.16367801
>>16367775
I'm gonna fuck your wife now
85cbb8 No.16367803
>>16367798
Well, Captain Marvel and Dante did beat the final boss,
85cbb8 No.16367805
46005f No.16367806
>>16367801
Mark I swear if you take your kishke anywhere near my waifu, I'll have to nuke Israel myself.
85cbb8 No.16367808
>>16367806
You can't nuke israel, it's the holy land.
c709cd No.16367810
>>16367803
I mean more about the part where they make a bootleg infinity gauntlet laser for X to use.
46542d No.16367811
>>16367808
That would be your boipucci jewci boi
85cbb8 No.16367815
>>16367810
Why not both?
>>16367811
What kinda juice tho?
46542d No.16367818
>>16367815
seriously though this should be unstickied
85cbb8 No.16367821
Alright, I should unsticky this since we're just shitposting now.
Call if you need me
85cbb8 No.16367825
>>16367818
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
a59368 No.16367826
I have to say, that was one colossal waste of time. I get it from a marketing standpoint with all the tech they were showing but they had nothing to hype up for e3 on the games side, other than to show how sad xbox SAD really is. Pricing is bad. $250 is too much for being all digital. 3 free games you get for it aren't that great. 1 TB isn't enough. Also that $15 a month for XBOX Ultimate Gamer pass is ludicrous. That's more than what most streaming services ask for. That's like old MMO subscription model pricing.
I think even Playstations State of Play had a better showing than this. It might have mostly been VR and not many interesting games but at least it had games to show. Maybe even PS5 had a better showing than this and that was also terrible. Is this the sorry state that gaming has become?
a3ae76 No.16367831
>>16367726
To be honest, I played MKXL and DOA6 recently, and had way more fun with DOA6. Even an auto-combo casual button mash fest which name for itself with jiggle physics is more appealing than Mortal Kombat these days.
The only thing MK had going for it was controversy, and once the spectacle of ultra-violence and gore controversy became passe - rather than rebranding itself around another spectacle controversy, it tried to take the "moral highground" while pretending it's somehow a fucking respectable series. Just how fucking out of touch are Netherrealms?
912223 No.16367844
>>16367360
Come anon, don't be a player hater.:^)
>>16367581
What a fag.
832b49 No.16367855
>>16367606
Follow your dreams mane
>>16367826
>I have to say, that was one colossal waste of time
For real. Is this really how Microshit wants to push the Xbox forward? The only game I can see normalfags caring about was that Star Wars game, but everything else felt like filler. It's like they wanted to announce that new Xbox model but wanted to attach a whole bunch of other shit with it.
a3ae76 No.16367941
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16367826
>Also that $15 a month for XBOX Ultimate Gamer pass is ludicrous.
They're probably looking at it pretty much just from the vantage of what Sony is doing. Going by monthly prices, you'll end up paying $30 a month for both PS+ and PSNow or $360 a year. If you buy yearly, you're still paying $60 for PS+ and $100 for PSNow - which total is about $20 cheaper than Ultimate, or $13 and change per month.
But, there's some caveats too. They haven't fully revealed pricing on GamePass Ultimate - so that $15 a month may just be the monthly prices, and the yearly fee could end up being discounted in order to encourage people to just buy a year of service. The other issue is that PSNow can only stream PS3 games, while Microsoft can offer Xbox Original and 360 titles. Xbox Original and 360 titles don't expire if your subscription lapses. Only the Xbox One games become inaccessible. On Sony's solution - they killed off PS3 and Vita game offerings.. so they only offer two PS4 games, which you do not retain access too if your subscription lapses.
Now, the whole concept behind both of these services is fucking retarded and you're incurably retarded if you're paying extortion money to Sony or Microsoft in order to use the games you've already got. But just in the pure calculus of valuation for the price in the scope of those two "services" - I think Microsoft offers the better prices overall. Especially if they lower the prices for annual subscriptions.
d9c0cc No.16367979
>>16367941
This, I got a free trial for Xbox Gold and was actually pleasantly surprised by the four games a month seeing how one or two can be actual decent old games. still dont want to continue it though
a3ae76 No.16368010
>>16367979
They've been offering a lot of the classic Star Wars games lately. They just had Battlefront II on offer, and my nephew was having a blast with it. Unfortunately the online multiplayer is permanently fucked, and Xbox can't do LAN anymore. Anyone with even two functioning brain cells would just get a copy for PC, which has private fan servers up and just had official online multiplayer restored back when EA fucked up nu-Battlefront II so bad that Disney had to pay to fix the old game just so they could salvage something from the property.
Still, it's a pretty good game. Way better than any of the "new" games Sony has been offering lately.
000000 No.16373849
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES
000000 No.16373984
HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES