/v/ - Video Games

Yes. Rubberbanding AI is bullshit. And water is also wet.

Dark Souls 2. It's not really hard, but most difficulty in the game is pure bullshit due to the terrible enemy placement, terrible hitboxes, terrible level design, etc.. It gets even worse on NG+, when certain fucking bosses like the Sinner spawn mages to shit spells at you while you're fighting.

Payday 2 on any difficulty above overkill. The enemies just start doing retarded damage and having bullet-sponge tier health unless you're using specific builds.

>>16342143

>>16342246

The story mode difficulty is the only thing wrong with that gem of a game. AX is also god-tier.

Levels 17-20 in Kung Fu Strike.

>Poisoned so you're constantly taking damage

>up against every female enemy in the game, who are complete bullshit with incredibly fast attack animations, long guard breaking sweeps, never flinch(they always dodge even your Ki charged attacks and counter attack, which is also too fast for your normal block) and too much health

>the first level is in a cramped room with like 5 bitches coming at you before spawning more

>the second level literally fills the screen with projectiles and asks you to parry them all while also blocking against the melee bitches

>third level has the poison damage augmented by fire damage

>fourth level has you in a giant courtyard against an entire harem of bitches

I fucking hate it. The worst part is that those four levels are followed by the best eight levels in the game.

git

>>16344558

>no dondonpachi for shmups

I'll take it I guess

>>16344558

what makes r6 3 hard as shit?

>>16344610

My dick usually

>>16344558

>If you feel that a game should be replaced on here feel free to say so.

Replace Time Zone with Death Lord and replace Ghosts 'N Goblins with Ninja Gaiden 3.

>>16344635

Thats not my list

>>16344635

Creator might be dead now :)

Dear Nintendo:

YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.

Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.

WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand fucking prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.

How in the fuck does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of shit next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE.

But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire fucking lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.

But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of shit hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four fucking boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.

HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock that piece of shit clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your fucking mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.

Dear Nintendo:

YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO A GIBBERING MAN-APE WHOSE ONLY RESORT TO DEALING WITH THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING GRIEF IT'S BESTOWED UPON ME IS TO SCREAM AND HURT MYSELF.

Seriously, I am jumping up and down and throwing my shit in handfuls at the fucking television in some impotent primal effort to get the thing to work. I have been sitting here trying to enjoy your product - YOUR PRODUCT, YOUR GAME, YOUR CONTRACT BETWEEN DEVELOPER AND CONSUMER THAT THE CONSUMER WILL ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT - but instead the damn thing's been crawling out of the console and taking warm shits in my gaping mouth. Swear to god, you should have just added a little door to the console through which a hand pops out and flips me off, because I am insulted that your QA or testers or whatever brainless shitstove three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT signs your games through thought that a person with more than a single fucking digit IQ could enjoy Story Mode Chapter 7. INSULTED.

WORK WITH ME HERE: The goal's simple enough! Come in first! Hey, that's fine, it's just like playing the grand fucking prix; not a problem! Only deal is your cross-eyed team of tongue-slapping wunderkind decided to give the game every single fucking advantage possible TO THE GAME rather than me.

How in the fuck does Black Shadow - whose car is the heaviest and lamest piece of shit next to the Crazy Bear - suddenly become SO FUCKING GOOD that he can stay in first without using a drop of boost? Huh!? Why!? You never see this shithead anywhere near the top fucking 20 in a normal race. BUT HO HO HO THIS TIME HE'S MEGA-COCK, THE FASTEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. 1.21 GIGAWATTS MARTY, LET'S GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE. But it's not just Black Shadow with the magical powers, it's the entire fucking lineup of racers! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY BOOST.

But but but I of course, am still driving some piece of shit hamster-powered jalopy who guzzles it's entire energy bar in no less than four fucking boosts! Add to this the entire course just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your energy bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE. HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well fuck that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge fucking kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in F-Zero's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and F-Zero can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the asshole game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock that piece of shit clown car you have hidden away from me so I can start racing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your fucking mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and fucking DIE DIE DIE.

>>16344682

Ha, I beat you to it, faggot.

>>16342143

I beat this game every single year, it doesnt even take that long

git gud

>>16344600

>>16344558

Dodonpachi's difficulty is highly overstated. JP arcade Image Fight and Gradius III are frankly in an entirely different class of difficulty. Nothing else on that list, scrolling shooter or otherwise, even comes close. The 2nd loop of Image Fight is fucking ridiculous non-stop bullshit beyond belief, and Gradius III loops weren't intended for human beings. Even save state spamming to progress would infuriate most people here.

>>16344671

>>16344682

Really missed this classic

>>16344671

>>16344682

>Samefag changes his IP and is MAD

>>16345515

>oldfags freaking out about this instead of fucking Chapter 6

Time For Kill is a great gods damned ominous track and really gets you on the edge for all the right reasons, but I loathe that fucking mission whereas I only remember having to reset 7 a few times before I could stay ahead of him without even trying that snaking thing.

I do wonder to this day how Black Bull suddenly was working perfectly and kicking my ass when I found it's handling intolerable after just literal seconds. I'm ashamed I still can't play anything other than Blue Falcon.

>>16347872

Sure hope you unlocked the Piranha to be running your mouth.

>>16347660

I don't remember Chapter 6 being difficult at all, it was one of the easiest for me. On Very Hard I remember Chapter 1, 3, 5 and 7 being brutal. And Chapter 1&5 only because there's no room for error.

Blood Hawk kicking your ass alongside Black Bull is even worse, as Blood Hawk is one of the worst machines in the game (compared to F-Zero X where he was the best).

>>16344558

Why is final doom mentioned here, unless were talking nightmare difficulty, doom is hardly what I call bullshit hard, serious sam, can seriously go fuck himself,along with his unfun games.

>>16344558

Specifically the NES version of Spelunker is the difficult one. The original arcade game wasn't nearly as bad.

>>16348024

Good for you, would you like another brainless horde shooter then, the levels might as well be just giant empty box rooms where hordes of hit scanning chain gunners spawn in and and enough kleer skeleton, to recreate the war scene from the last lord of the rings movie.

Would you like so more brainless combat, where you just hold the s button back more you fucking faggot?

>>16348063

>that fucking grammar

It's you again, isn't it?

>>16348083

>brainlet

>>>/4um/

It is brainless. It's difficult too, but not because it's designed in ways which challenge the player, but only because it is tedious.

>>16348063

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>>16348086

Hey Rolland :^)

>>16348097

I hope you're not implying that serious sam is a good game because it's hard, I hope you all aren't that retarded. Dark Souls is a good series because their's more than just a hard game, there's a lot in its favor, like level design, enemy placement, rich characters, and lore. Serious Sam has none of those things, all it does is lock you in a big room then teleport's enemy's on top of you then expects you to just eat shit until you win. No, no matter how you spin that shit. That is just bad, boring, game design.

>>16348229

>dark souls

> there's a lot in its favor, like level design, enemy placement, rich characters, and lore.

man nothing like putting a hallway of copy pasted enemies & the amazing boss that is the bed of chaos.

Serious Sam is creative with the enemies it does throw at you.

>>16348229

I'm guessing you get mad when you grab the +1 HP pills and end up losing a lot of HP from the ensuing fight, rather than euphoric at the opportunity to kill more.

>>16348097

this guy likes serious sam

>>16342143

I remember my parents bought this game for me and my little brother when we were 10 and 9 yo. He beat the fucking game on master difficulty.

>>16348229

>lore

Opinion discarded. Lorecucks are cancer.

>>16345499

>newfag exposes himself as a newfag

>>16344600

>Dodonpachi

Heh.

>>16348229

This has to be bait. The appeal of souls games isn't the constant shitty arena bosses or the "enemy placement" because the combat really isn't that good. The appeal is the overall experience of the areas you go through and the interesting bosses, which was lost in favor of a "fight big thing in generic square arena" mindset post Demon Souls, missing the point entirely. The PVP could have been interesting and fun but was ruined by the cancerous fanbase. Serious Sam is easily the better game, you just have shit taste.

>>16348097

At least this kid has the guts to view a cult game critically instead of just sucking its dick because it's a cult game.