c4e7d3 No.16338569
Taking pretend bets now Anon. What game dev do you think will end their miserable existence within the next 10 years.
My money is on Bitchford.
047327 No.16338575
I sincerely hope someone from Blizzard kills themselves by the end of the year.
aa003c No.16338582
>>16338575
Be the change you want to see in the world.
17f5f9 No.16338589
>>16338582
The words you used implies you want anon to join blizzard then kill himself. Not go kill a blizzard employee.
c4e7d3 No.16338593
>>16338582
>>16338589
>Shit got dark pretty fast.
7dbc98 No.16338615
Randy Pitchford is the easiest bet.
>Accused of running pedophilia ring
>Company is only staying afloat on Epic writing checks from their Fortnite money
>Constantly embarrasses himself on social media
When things come tumbling down, he'll be the first to give his tonsils a gun barrel massage. Then we can laugh at him when he's in the hospital and in critical condition because he couldn't even kill himself right.
6fff26 No.16338620
>>16338569
I'd say Bioware, but the real one has been dead for a decade now.
047327 No.16338623
>>16338582
I am physically incapable of killing a human. Besides, it would be much more poetic for them to deal the final blow to themselves.
21c458 No.16338625
>Bitchford
He is a narcissist and I'm not sure he'll ever be the type to kill himself. It is not the public that matters to him but his peers and the money. He is like Chris Roberts in that he'll always find a new scam to get money and power. But then again I am no expert and there is all of this >>16338615
The most likely answer is any number of tranny "devs". We have already seen a few including Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann.
>>16338575
>someone from Blizzard
Companies like Actiblizz are loaded with unstable trannies and diversity hires. Looking at the stories of Bioware working conditions for example makes it seem probable a few will top themselves. We might not get to hear of them unless it becomes part of a lawsuit or is leaked to the press though.
c4e7d3 No.16338628
>>16338615
>Randy tries to kill himself.
>Accidentally kills the underage magician girl he was fucking instead.
047327 No.16338631
>>16338628
>girl
Don't fool yourself.
80cd93 No.16339174
>>16338569
If we weren't in clownworld they'd all have either committed suicide to avoid being nailed to a cross or nailed to a cross already. But we are in clownworld so these semen guzzlers will probably be around for a while.
a51b32 No.16339183
>>16338569
Been playing through Borderlands 1 and 2 to see what's all the hype about.
Pirated ofcourse
These games writing and acting feels like it was made by edgy 12 year olds.
After playing it, I believe it's possible to die of cringe.
Even the playable characters are boring as fuck.
I played a lilith in the first game since she can speed run and move fast the only way you can keep playing this shit to be honest.
Gunzerker in bd 2 and my god that class is boring as fuck the others are even worse.
I'm at bd2 where I kill Handsome Jack's daughter and I really don't care to play any further.
So yeah I'm rooting for Bitchord and his bitchmade company to die.
bc3f6a No.16339453
>>16338569
It's unlikely Cliffy B will an hero anytime soon. He's apparently filthy rich because he invested in the Oculus Rift before Facebook bought it and got a really fat payout when they did. In some of the behind the scenes stuff they did for Lawbreakers he mentions "I'll take the 'lambo around"
e8599e No.16339468
>>16338575
The only people left at Blizzard are either corporate suits that are perfectly happy with the state of gaming and nameless low grade code/art monkies that you wouldn't hear about if they did off themselves
30b255 No.16340841
>tfw Anthony Burch, Phil Fish, and Randy Pitchfork haven't committed not alive yet
5e4731 No.16341036
David Scott Jaffe 110% D2D flopped and he just is done with GOW and TM. He cant even make another TM and he wouldn't fit in with the new GOW in Scandinavia he wouldn't know what to do and might ruin it more by taking it into a different direction or writing the story different. TM is ded. He's not that loaded i figure and he is Sony's Cliff B. He's a prima donna drama queen from a bygone era attitude era stuff don't cut it 90s attitude and flare is dead dead dead. Bartlett Jones shut down and TM 2012 was garbage. And he's Jewish and very freaking militant left wing liberal and licks Anita's cooch hardcore. At least he had the nards to say he would've fought like hell to have sex scenes in GOW PS4 and stood up for right wingers to speak on college campus but he's a fool, tool, and toast. I give him 4 or 5 years.
Screen cap this David Scott Jaffe will die in 5 years in someway screen cap this.
6787b6 No.16341046
3445a0 No.16341073
I want to see shitface eat a bullet.
be8295 No.16341082
>>16338569
what's fucked up is that these assholes will outlive us all
it's always the people that shit on everything that live into their 90's
5a43f3 No.16341124
Dont bully ed boon, its not his fault midway got jewed by WB.
dccc5f No.16341144
>>16341073
I always loved how he ironically joked about being filthy rich, then made a studio named "Double Fine" which has only fully released like half the games it has announced and is somehow still afloat, and also made a scam investment platform. Lefties have owned projection as an art form. How blatantly can you tell everyone that you are a piece of shit and get away with it?
024bce No.16341194
As much as I hate to say it, I think American Mcgee might be on the list. He's suffered quite a lot recently and he isn't even making vidya anymore from what I've heard.
33969b No.16341250
>>16338569
I don't want any of them to pull the trigger, I just want them to realize they're in a shitshow and the exit leads to a better life somewhere else.
I hope that those who have committed atrocities against people are prosecuted to the most reasonable extent proportionate to their crimes.
But mostly, all we're looking at is broken people, broken by the very industry that has taken them down with them and placed unreasonable expectations in regards to their ability to make intelligent decisions that they clearly have not made.
I wish them the best that they deserve and that they one day become humble and help those around them live well and that they find some peace.
bc1d9f No.16341290
>>16341124
>Dont bully ed boon, its not his fault midway got jewed by WB.
WB is doing more than jewing Boon and NRS out.
Consider this.
>Has MK9 out in 2011.
>Complete version out around 2012.
>Has Injustice out in 2013.
>Complete version out around 2014
>Has MKX out in 2015.
>Complete version out around 2016.
>Has Injustice 2 out in 2017.
>Complete version out around 2018.
>Has MK11 out in 2019.
Ed Boon and his team are being driven into an early grave.
bc1d9f No.16341383
>>16341376
Yeah starting to feel that Boon is not the bad guy when it comes to MK11. I actually think its DC comics getting their sugar daddy WB to cuck MK as DC actually has ab actual say in Mortal Kombat now as they own the comic rights.
bc1d9f No.16341384
>>16341383
an* fucking typos.
c2bf3d No.16341394
>>16338620
I'm surprised they haven't gotten the axe already given EA's history of shutting down studios at the drop of a hat.
5e7d2a No.16341440
>>16341036
Is he actually a kike? The last TM was torpedoed by Sony not wanting to deal with the server issues, which was a huge shame because the multiplayer was top tier when it worked. Kikes don't typically fuck each other over that way.
047327 No.16341445
>>16341440
>Kikes don't typically fuck each other over that way
Read up on the Kiss deal with Saban.
5e7d2a No.16341449
9d827e No.16341481
>>16338569
Intentional or unintentional? Money's on the 'betes catching up with gaben.
>>16341073
He seems the type to potentially drink himself into an early grave.
33f171 No.16341492
>>16339183
>I'm at bd2 where I kill Handsome Jack's daughter
>I really don't care to play any further.
thats the end of the game
nice try randy
9d827e No.16341498
>>16339183
I had a friend that tried to get me to play Borderlands coop, that whole "it's better with friends" thing is a load of ass. Congratulations, Randy.
bc1d9f No.16341528
Might be game journos that neck themselves first.
9d827e No.16341544
>>16341528
>Ziff Davis
Now that's one I haven't seen in a while. I hope Leo hasn't become a raging faggot.
3445a0 No.16341607
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>>16341383
>>16341376
Boon apparently was in the processe to get the MK1 HD remake green-lit and it was DC that put a squash to it.
>>16341144
I really like those double dubs.
bc1d9f No.16341624
>>16341607
>Boon apparently was in the process to get the MK1 HD remake green-lit and it was DC that put a squash to it.
Just searched it the actual game was a HD collection and it indeed got canned. https://www.mksecrets.net/index.php?section=mkak&lang=eng&contentID=5238&title=Mortal_Kombat_Arcade_Kollection_The_HD_Remake
Beyond fucking mad at WB right now.
ff5c14 No.16341627
>>16338569
I think Cliffy is genuinely too stupid to understand that the world hates him.
87347b No.16341629
>>16338569
>devs
Still waiting for Adam Sessler to crash and burn
747cbb No.16341713
>>16341082
not if you freeze yourself
alcor.org
d17b19 No.16341762
>>16341713
>freezing yourself
>when the technology to properly unfreeze yourself doesn't even exist yet
I'll pass.
98608c No.16341770
cee2ff No.16341814
>>16341250
>I don't want any of them to pull the trigger, I just want them to realize they're in a shitshow and the exit leads to a better life somewhere else.
LMAO YOU FUCKING PUSSY
747cbb No.16341849
>>16341762
Why though, the freezing method testably prevents information theoretic death. It's a choice between 100% chance of dying and non-100% chance of dying minus about 300 bucks annually.
e8a1ed No.16341851
>>16341250
You're too pure for this board
e94c21 No.16341864
>>16341849
Gonna laugh in 2250 when we find out some illegal immigrant janitor getting paid two bucks an hour accidentally killed power to the freezer for a week and never told anyone.
747cbb No.16341915
>>16341864
given how much time I expect we'd have to spend frozen before any sort of brain uploading is possible an scenario like this is brutally likely.
347b03 No.16342548
>>16341376
Of course he does, he just wants to make vidyas about chinese fightans and monsters, poor guy got cucked by WB through no fault of his own.
c9fc48 No.16342557
None of them will an hero. They'll just become really fucking annoying and people in the industry will listen to them for no apparent reason.
7f10a2 No.16342583
>>16341194
Hope not, wasn't he working on Alice: Asylum? well working on getting the rights to it anyway
624ff9 No.16342668
>>16338569
>Boon
shilling for MK and just makes that and random DC fighter from time to time. His games are mostly easy but don't really makes my blood boil for being a cuckold faggot.
>king cuckold/cliffy B
Made a good prediction of arena shooters should wait near when overwatch came to market, thought that PC games and market are the same as it was for 14 years ago, where people did play arena games since they could have a minor niche community from a random game if the game was good.
His last game was a F2P game that was so shit that even normalfag streamers noticed it was shit.
>Randy
Releasing Borderlands 3 soon and probably hopes that it will save gearbox from the lawsuit it is in now, if it was not him in that lawsuit and being accused of being a pedophile.
I don't remember which it was, but he lost that company allot of money and I think 2K is having a real close eye on them.
My guess is that CliffyB will commit suicide within 10 years when he finds out that his wife has been getting the initial D from Latino gentlemen or Hideo Kojima for some reason.
035456 No.16342701
>>16338575
>Implying some did not already did, but media being what it is, swept under the rug and forgotten
fb45ac No.16342964
a51b32 No.16343284
>>16339468
They have a furry poodle as community manager.
>>16341498
I didn't even see the point in playing with other people in borderlands the game doesn't last long, isn't hard, and you do the same thing over and over again.
047327 No.16343293
>>16341864
>accidentally
Yeah just like that one maid accidentally stabbed and drowned the kids of that one person who wrote an article for the New York Times about how the Federal Reserve has billions of dollars in back payments it refuses to make to the US government. Mexicans can be really ditzy sometimes.
c3b64e No.16343309
>>16338569
My internets are on Boon. Seeing your Mortal Kombat being turned into Kuck Kombat tends to get you JUSTED.
>>16342964
Seconding this. Also /r/ing production code of pic related.
accb3c No.16343796
>>16339183
i pirated Borderlands 2 after a friend pestered me to coop it with him. Played for a few hours and had no decent guns drop. "Is this what everyone is wanking over?" I thought. It's a loot-based game with shite loot. Looked into it and discovered the legendary weapons were on a, I shit you not, 0.000001% drop rate. "But wait, how does anyone get good guns then?" You might ask. Well lucky you, theres a chest in the mission hub that you can buy keys to open, which has a high chance of dropping legendaries. Of course the keys for said chest cost real hard cash.
Every time this game is mentioned anywhere I feel the need to point this out. Because for some reason no one ever talks about this. Gearbox pioneered P2W singleplayer games. Of all their many crimes against video games, this is easily one of the worst. And yet I never hear it mentioned anywhere.
047327 No.16343809
>>16343796
You don't hear it because early on there was some bug people used to dupe thousands of keys for free.
2a8d45 No.16343822
>>16343293
>Accidentally stabbed and drowned someone.
8c5f66 No.16344047
>>16343822
This absolute lad murdered a woman did funny with her corpse before dismembering her and claimed it was an accident.
fcbfe9 No.16344111
>>16343293
I remember reading about that one. That's some fucked up shit.
024bce No.16344276
>>16342668
I think Kojima's dead, as a game developer. I think Death Stranding will be his last game when he gets high off his recent acting spot.
9eeb4f No.16344422
>>16341073
I can see someone just beating him to death in a public altercation. Just imagine some pavement ape knocking him into the ground till he dies.
f4d9b9 No.16345019
>>16341376
HBAD-271 Risa Shimizu
Only spoonfeeding due to this thread being somewhat low-effort.
f4d9b9 No.16345028
05fa2a No.16345207
>>16338569
>>16339183
Hey remember the time that Randy Catchford jewed the Duke Nukem franchise away from the rightful owners AND stole a limited license back from a crippled guy? I SURE DO!
FUCK YOU RANDY!
047327 No.16345302
>>16345207
The real kicker is that it was all for a terribly optimized port with fucked sound.
93a353 No.16348352
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>>16341544
No, he's too busy netcasting his penis on Twit and getting JUSTed by his new wife.
bbe4ee No.16348409
None of them are going to kill themselves unfortunately. They're all narcissists and narcs are seldom suicidal. Bitchford is probably so far up his own ass he thinks the gaming community at large thinks of him as "so quirky XD!"
59223b No.16348446
>>16341607
Remember when Terrordrome got squashed by WB and SUDDENLY we get a bunch of horror characters in MK?
cba5bc No.16348472
>>16338569
None of them will kill themselves.
Some laid-off Bioware employees might when EA eventually gives them the kaibosh.
The rest will believe in some asinine unionization pipe-dream.
Cucky B. has already effectively exited the games industry as a dumb pissy assclown.
Boon is still director of MK with another one coming out this year.
Randy is one of the biggest jackwagon still in the industry and I don't imagine Borderlands 3 is actually going to sell as well as they hope.
I try and think about who the most hated man in the industry actually is.
There are a lot of stupid assholes who virtue signal and bitch at their customers, but the average consumer never sees most of it.
I don't hate him because I don't care about Fallout, but a lot of people do and because of that I think it might be Todd.
He worked on Fallout 76 as director.
He knew, it was his fucking job to know.
He went out on stage and shilled one of the most broken games ever made to people.
I don't know how you walk out onto a stage again after that.
475671 No.16348539
>>16348472
It's not like he didn't try to warn people beforehand. :^)
bbe4ee No.16348561
>>16348539
Todd gets more hate then he deserves I think. I don't think he's an asshole and I don;t think he intentionally lies. I just think the dude is in way over his head and his vision greatly outpaces the tools he's been given
>inb4 Toddposting
c46af9 No.16348564
>>16348561
>Shills are okay if they're sympathetic
bbe4ee No.16348579
>>16348564
That was way back in the late 90s/early 2000s anon and it's not like he wasn't be transparent about it. This was during the early days of the world wide web when every chatroom was filled with Christian bots. It was a different time, different context
8dd21c No.16348619
>>16348561
No. He's not a dreamer - he's a marketer. There's no joy in his eyes when he talks about his vision for his games. There's a lack of soul. There's no passion, there's no joy. There's only marketing.
d5cda1 No.16348626
>>16348561
>I don;t think he intentionally lies.
No, he's very much intentionally lying. I agree that he can only work with the material he's given, but you have to realize how he words everything. So much of his E3 talks are very carefully worded so that (most of) what he's saying is technically true, but misleading. It's basic bitch marketing technique, but people fall for it every time. I'm serious about this, too, I'm not just trying to shit on Todd because of the bandwagon. If you re-watch — for example — his showing of Fallout 76, carefully listen to every big selling point that he throws out and notice how carefully it dances the line between implying something great and the actual reality we got as a final product. The man is great at what he does and he's got a fair degree of charisma, but he's absolutely a fucking liar and you're a gullible fool if you tell yourself otherwise.
bbe4ee No.16348635
>>16348626
> If you re-watch — for example — his showing of Fallout 76, carefully listen to every big selling point that he throws out and notice how carefully it dances the line between implying something great and the actual reality we got as a final product.
He was trying his best to sell us a steaming pile of shit sure but I see it as a line between marketing and desperation and him trying to salvage it. I never said he was a competent developer. What would you have done when put into the same position? Most other devs would surely have made a much bigger ass of themselves one way or another that's for sure.
d5cda1 No.16348642
>>16348635
That's not a defense of what you claimed, though. You said you don't think he's intentionally lying. There is an intent, regardless of whatever you believe his motivation to be (which I think you're giving him an unfair amount of credit, personally, but whatever). You're pivoting from "he's not lying on purpose" to "he's lying on purpose for a good reason." But the reason isn't good, the reason was still him wanting to sell us a game he knew was going to be fucking terrible. Nobody but Bethesda benefits from him giving a positive spin to a shit game, and I don't have sympathy for him shilling out for something he knows is crap especially when it results in him getting a nice fat paycheque.
c019ec No.16348693
Boon may not be the responsible for the pozzing of MK but he's still a corporate yes-man with no fucking balls whatsoever.
033728 No.16348725
>>16348693
Once you enter any corporate structure, you are either really high in the hierarchy or a yes man.
No-men who do not have influence are fired rather quickly.
That is just how things work there.
c019ec No.16348746
>>16348725
sure, but i don't think that someone like Boon wouldn't be able to tell (((WB))) to go fuck themselves, take some of his most trusted people and start his own studio.
047327 No.16349200
>>16348561
You post this every single time someone tries to point out your shortcomings, Todd. Just own up to your mistakes. It's a whole hell of a lot easier than trying to convince people who've hated you're guts for over a decade at this point.
3445a0 No.16349204
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>>16348693
I just recently saw an interview on game informer with Boon where he made a subtitle implication that he didn't want to make MK11 and that he is sorta sick of MK in general.
624ff9 No.16350146
>>16348561
I kinda suspect that he knows that journalists will never question any of his lies since they've not done so, even when Oblivion and Fallout 3 was nothing but lies if you watch the interviews.
So he did lie when he showed off Skyrim because I think that was the first game where they announced and it came later in the year, and it worked, and he did it again with Fallout 4 and is going to do it with that Starfield game.
I wonder, how much of a dreamer he is and how much he is a just a pure marketeer.
>>16349204
Well, the MK11 beta did kinda feel like they are tired of it since the fighting mechanics in general is just dumb fun and does not really take allot of effort compared to some other fighting games.
6da824 No.16350688
>>16348693
MK9 was such a breath of reliefe after the terrible 3D MK era, it's a shame the series immediately went back to shit with MKX.
fb33bf No.16350709
Randy sold himself to the chinks
Boon sold himself to the jews
So is the cuck one selling to the sandniggers?
b48034 No.16353087
at least Katana in MK11 is hot. Could have a sexier outfit but the design looks traditionally attractive.
fdcddd No.16353115
>>16349204
>Punished Boon was not a meme.
Damn even in contractually obliged shill videos he still between the lines blurts out that MK as a series is basically over and he is sick of it.
He needs to ditch NRS. Capcom hire this man to work on some fucked up horror game. Seriously. Imagine a Dino Crisis with 90's Boon imagery.
ba5cd0 No.16353416
>>16338569
I got money on cliffy B, also hoping Sessler off's himself soon. if Borderlands 3 flops I can see Pitchford slitting his throat
f4d9b9 No.16353581
>>16353425
rare for a torpedo to make sense. People give too much of a pass to Ed Boon due to nostalgia.
fc236f No.16353588
You cant put Boon in the same bag as Cliffy and Bitchford, he might be tired of making MK games but at least he enjoys some success.
The other 2 have Lawbreakers and Battleborn, blunders the size of Daikatana plus other failures like We happy few or Radical Heights.
fdcddd No.16353609
>>16353588
>Cliffy and Bitchford purposely make cucked games.
>Boon has to watch while WB fucks his baby and Mortal Kombat becomes a game for faggots that you would feel embarrassed buying because its so full of fucking soy.
There is a big difference Anon. I'd say Boon is more close to necking himself than the other two.
c7ca10 No.16360067
>>16338569
>>16341124
>>16341376
>>16341383
>>16341607
>>16348693
>>16348746
>>16349204
>>16353115
Go back to writing software for pinball machines Boon. Whatever small niche industry that's left of it is basically for better or worse perpetually stuck in 1995.