18f4a3 No.16323979
It's time, dear friends, to recall an ancient story of adventure, friendship, romance, and most importantly, video games
For those who, as unlikely as it sounds, may NOT heard of this story, get ready for one of the wildest ride of your lifes.
2a46d1 No.16323982
Any update on the canon 8chanmania lore fights being added?
18f4a3 No.16323985
The only rules/suggestions for any other who dumps the story besides your humble OP speaking would be to not spoil anything to the uninitiated, and to not always stick to 5 images per post, except maybe for fighting scenes, as some panels need time for appreciation, like a piece of art or a glass of fine wine
>inb4 food analogies
>>16323982
Not that i know
af44bd No.16324003
>>16323985
>no spoils
The guy with no ears has no ears. Sanic dies. Luigi betrays everyone. Bugs does gay shit.
424674 No.16324011
I hadn't seen this for myself yet. I only remember some bad Crash Bandicoot crossover comics of similar aesthetic. THis should be fun. Fuck the trolls.
bb858d No.16324016
>>16324011
Crash Retold should honestly come next
8f3d9e No.16324031
It's about time this got storytimed again.
424674 No.16324032
This seems like a good image to have in case another anon calls you a faggot.
7bd279 No.16324035
>high shovel
>>16324003
>the guy with no ears has no ears
BULLSHIT
aa45d7 No.16324053
af44bd No.16324061
>>16324035
What?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
18f4a3 No.16324063
So we had
BING BING WAHOO
DARK SONIC
And now an emo trashing silver. And this is only the first chapter
>>16324053
The whole fucking thing is weird
btw, here's the full album in case we get banned for too much OC
https://mega.nz/#!WwdCQJrJ!vtvtKf326HbAh9BxoV341cv-bmDyY4Qpx9EF1DsIIGE
3fbfc8 No.16324064
>>16323979
fuck off, I am so disappointed that the guy narrating this shit on youtube stopped at the climax that I don't care about this anymore
96f2dd No.16324079
>>16324063
>that fucking cig
Truly on the same level as the Chris-chan straw.
18f4a3 No.16324080
>>16324064
>watching it in (((jewtube))) in the first place
Don't be like that, it's all about the journey more than the destination.
8f3d9e No.16324086
>>16324064
>Watching some faggot narrate it rather then read it yourself
Why?
18f4a3 No.16324095
Sadly, the emo troll is to H-HAYAI for our noble hero.
>>16324079
And this is nothing, check out the inverted cig technique
e83b17 No.16324099
how long does this go on for
5c8494 No.16324108
>>16324100
Woah, his art just took a huge leap.
18f4a3 No.16324110
MEANWHILE
We might get lost with the subtle changes of scene here
>>16324099
We have just begun kiddo
7bd279 No.16324114
>>16324100
>>16324108
OP really should have added a non-gay rule as well
7bd279 No.16324119
>>16324114
Right as i wrote this
>if you let me live ill suck your dick
WEW
5627d4 No.16324121
>>16324100
Dagasi draws some good stuff. Could use more Cream though.
18f4a3 No.16324125
This is it baby. The Dream Team has come
5c8494 No.16324131
>>16324125
I swear the no-ears guy is fucking great. Gave me a good chuckle.
7f223e No.16324140
>>16324125
How Can Our Keyboards Be Real If We Don't Have Ears?
18f4a3 No.16324144
>they don't know we know
>>16324131
>>16324140
WHAT?
424674 No.16324151
>>16324125
THE GAY
I always thought that Bugs Bunny panel was an edit when posted here.
4e5ee8 No.16324156
Was this shit ever finished?
18f4a3 No.16324157
I like how Lazerbot draws like shit, and suddenly you got SUPER SHADING, and later a really well drawn Robotnik
5c8494 No.16324161
>>16324151
That's what makes it better. This guy maybe a genuine autist but he really makes good shit
18f4a3 No.16324167
>dock
>>16324151
And it also made sense, as you can see here
You'll see the origin of a lot of things
>>16324156
Not really. I don't think he went full Miura, but it never cotinue.
18f4a3 No.16324177
Best character has arrived. Can you handle
TWO reveals?
424674 No.16324200
The weirdest thing about all this is it's really easy to forget that someone dedicated hours of their life to a comic about a crossover with Sonic, Mario, Looney Toons, and a few other random brands.
>>16324157
>MySpace
Also LoL. This stuff is newer than I thought.
>>16324177
Depeest lore.
96f2dd No.16324205
35dfe0 No.16324214
>storytime's happening again
>and it's Tails Gets Trolled again
8e5fcf No.16324225
>It's only been two chapters so far
Oh boy is this going to be a ride.
d25a78 No.16324229
How much has been posted in the last year?
d25a78 No.16324233
>>16324121
>>16324100
God Tails is the best
18f4a3 No.16324247
LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE
Sorry, phoneposting while shitting proved to be diffficult
e62a5e No.16324270
>>16324260
>shoots daffy instead of luigi
18f4a3 No.16324271
This whole thing is a fucking mess. And it's great.
2c986e No.16324280
>>16323979
It's been so long. Wonder when crash retold will grace us with it's autism.
18f4a3 No.16324283
>all these betrayals and sudden deaths
Shit got real, no one is safe fuckers. GoT got nothing on TGT
cd896c No.16324285
>>16324280
>Crash Retold
Did we even finish that one? Also God bless your heart OP, you herald of autism
51e362 No.16324286
>>16324271
>mask guy appeared
Are we going to do that entire fucking fight or are we skipping it? You know the one I'm talking about.
786d1f No.16324287
Oooo a Tails gets Trolled thread
2c986e No.16324290
>>16324285
Crash retold is ongoing as far as I know.
18f4a3 No.16324298
M-MASAKA
The plot thickens to mercury levels! So much that Sonic has to go Super right away!
0cfabf No.16324303
Man, it's been a while since I last saw this dumped.
Did he ever finish it? Or is he still making strange filler?
2c986e No.16324304
>>16324298
Do we even know what the hell the troll leader even is besides a generic troll from folklore?
18f4a3 No.16324305
And in the middle of a Super Sonic Kamehameha….
INTERLUDE
>>16324286
I think we did, but it was so long (standard shonen level) that it's easy to lose track
>>16324285
No skipping,but that's where the magic of 5 images per post comes back and we go full fastposting
96f2dd No.16324310
>>16324298
>3rd page first panel
Is he greentexting
18f4a3 No.16324314
>>16324304
The guy effectively merged popular folklore with vidya autism. I don't think we need more explanation than that.
If he ever comes back to finish this, you might have a better answer
c32828 No.16324329
The guy who wrote this is a modern day Prometheus, of the same league as Garfield anime cartoons.
18f4a3 No.16324339
HARDER THAN METAL
HARDER THAN BRICK
e62a5e No.16324353
>>16324339
Wait
Did he use that move on his son to rape him?
Can his son use the same move to rape others?
Has he used that move sometime in the past to let his son be a necrophile?
All three?
e62a5e No.16324355
>>16324339
Bricks are harder than most metals you know
18f4a3 No.16324357
Now that i think about it, the fuck did that knife came from?
But don't worry Sonic! Your friends have come to the rescue!
>>16324353
The third one, obviously.
96f2dd No.16324358
18f4a3 No.16324378
>>16324357
But the power of Friendship has no place in the dark OC land. Things are about to get EDGY
18f4a3 No.16324400
Despite the seriousness of the scene, the emo kick always brings me a good laugh.
And yeah, pretty much the whole rescue team has died
But here is the COMEBACK
18f4a3 No.16324403
File: 1a301ea13fa7bab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 367.78 KB, 900x2049, 300:683, deceit_17_by_tailsgetstrol….jpg)
18f4a3 No.16324416
And we don't even have time to cry
After too much gore and evil, we finally get some laughs….and gore
Also, yet another side has emerged. Plans within plans.
2c986e No.16324421
>>16324403
A merciful death considering how his franchise turned out.
531ad3 No.16324485
Fucking nigger dont stop here
18f4a3 No.16324495
>>16324485
Calm your tits, i just had to go for some minutes.
32b26d No.16324544
I can't believe OP is fucking dead.
e62a5e No.16324555
>sonic died and op kysed himself out of grief
F
2c986e No.16324561
>>16324544
>>16324555
It was probably the trolls who did it.
e62a5e No.16324574
>>16324561
oh shit I got trips and I didn't even notice
8f3d9e No.16324576
>OP vanishes in the middle of a TGT storytime
Great, who's gonna pick up the ropes now?
18f4a3 No.16324580
>OP is dead
Not yet, the worst die last. I do say sorry for being late and again as i may dump some more chapters and finally go to sleep, so other will have to continue with the story
>>16324574
To celebrate, let's continue
In other news, Mario is a NIGGER
18f4a3 No.16324598
>>16324576
NOT YET SNAKE! I'll warn you when i vanish for real.
MEENWAIL
We witness yet ANOTHER deception. You can't trust anybody in this fucking comic.
I love the details in the shadows.
brace for impact
e31406 No.16324617
>>16324144
dressed up luigi made me realise I want a stealth sly cooper like game where you play as ebil robber luigi and steal shit and that we'll never get it
8e5fcf No.16324620
>>16324598
Wait a sec, wasn't the muscle shock-wave thing meant to be his most powerful move? Is this just going to spiral into even more powerlevel tiershit down the line?
2c986e No.16324623
>>16324620
>my mot powerful move
He was just trolling.
85938a No.16324626
>>16324611
Guy with no ears, your time has come.
18f4a3 No.16324627
>>16324620
Only this time, don't worry
So, with Luigi's failure, Mario must overcome sadness and change his plans against the trolls.
In the meantime, Tails keeps fucking around a—
Hold the fuck up
51e362 No.16324641
>>16324627
>Tails survives by not giving a fuck about the trolls and going off to do his own thing
18f4a3 No.16324642
File: b0453fafd8bb54e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 378.03 KB, 900x2049, 300:683, tails_kid_napped_12_by_tai….jpg)
File: 3c3749787c76e5c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 468.02 KB, 900x2049, 300:683, tails_kid_napped_13_by_tai….jpg)
File: a4ad78f5b0b0cf7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 348.06 KB, 900x2049, 300:683, tails_kid_napped_14_by_tai….jpg)
File: 4c49035d0e28f86⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 379.97 KB, 900x2049, 300:683, tails_kid_napped_15_by_tai….jpg)
Yeah, we saw that right.
And we're about to see something even better
2c986e No.16324653
>>16324642
I forgot vivian was in this. When was this made? I thought it would have been older than that.
aa45d7 No.16324655
>>16324653
after 06 since werehog was after 06
18f4a3 No.16324661
>>16324653
Well, we just saw Bugs talking about trolls in MySpace, that should tell you how old this shit is
According to DeviantArt, this began at 2001
>>16324655
That was not the werehog, that was
DARK SONIC
a3667a No.16324667
>>16324661
He also references Twitter, which is somewhat alarming.
18f4a3 No.16324668
We got some backstory of the Troll War
Thousands of years ago….
32b26d No.16324670
>>16324661
*Dark Spine Sonic
From the wii 1001 nights game. I hate that I know this.
2c986e No.16324671
>>16324661
>myspace
I don't remember when that died. It was there one moment, and then gone the next.
2c986e No.16324673
>>16324670
>>16324661
>dark sonic
I'm afraid, but will anyways. What is that?
>>16324641
pic related.
aa45d7 No.16324676
>>16324670
the secret rings and the black knight was part of a trilogy, the third game never came.
>>16324673
dark spines sonic is a black nigger that speedruns sonic games :^)
18f4a3 No.16324678
Thanks for crushing my dreams, Lazerbot
But there is hope……in the future
6b8cd2 No.16324679
>>16324670
No dark sonic is actually a separate thing, from the anime.
The secret rings transformation wasn't a berserk form at all, and it had shadow parts on the spines.
51e362 No.16324681
>>16324673
Nah. I wouldn't save that shit on my hard drive, even for a million bucks.
40271b No.16324682
>>16324642
>doug's dog was gangbanged to death by the trolls
2c986e No.16324691
>>16324679
I am now aware sonic was for a brief time even edgier than shadow. I didn't want to burdened with this knowledge.
18f4a3 No.16324693
TO BE CONTINUED
>>16324667
Could be worst, he could be referencing Fotolog
>>16324679
>>16324670
I didn't know it actually existed. But i really think that, at the time, it was just OC from his part. Don't think too much about it he's already dead
a8eff7 No.16324694
>>16324678
>my trauma makes me say wakka all the time
>except when I'm telling someone the story of why I say wakka all the time
18f4a3 No.16324713
Given the story has become somewhat convoluted at this point, Lazerbot is kind enough to fill some of the characters with all the shit that is happening. Shame that Rob can't still hear it, though.
And now, Silver and his team are entering enemy territory.
6b8cd2 No.16324731
>>16324693
Well its definitely not dark spines, i can say that much.
But Dark Sonic was from 2006 so who knows though;
>>16324400
These panels make it seem very likely to be the anime one, though earlier it seems unique? maybe he found out about it during that time period between panels.
18f4a3 No.16324745
To gain the trust of the locals, the hedgehog must use all the power of his silver tongue
It's no use even if i warn you. You'll never be ready for the
TROLL OFF!
dd6a90 No.16324749
>>16324016
If we're going all out then might as well dump Chaos Diamonds
d2be4a No.16324766
This is too good and dipped in too much irony to not be intentional
41327e No.16324773
>>16324766
You don't anything yet, the more it continued the more it felt like the guy was becoming more self-aware of what he was doing.
18f4a3 No.16324794
Of course the trolls would go for the League of Legends route
Rob, what are you doing?
Now it's serious, it's 2am around here and i work tomorrow. Someone will have to rise up to the challenge
2c986e No.16324801
>>16324794
Oh shit here comes the rob.
abffaf No.16324819
>>16324808
>He's dragonborn
a8eff7 No.16324820
18f4a3 No.16324821
While the emo gets fucked up, the Troll boss appears and our heroes need to run to live another day
WITH FUCKING SMOKE BULLETS
God damn, how i love Elmer
d75bf8 No.16324822
>>16324808
I wanna fuck that girl
892769 No.16324827
Man this shit is insane. It seems to be pretty common for autist artists to let their piece of work go on for 6 trillion years. What keeps them going?
8f3d9e No.16324828
>>16324580
>This might be off the subject but what the hells with your arm hulk
>He noticed that Hulks arms looks fucked up
It's the little things that make this so good.
8e3fe9 No.16324829
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>High shovel
>Between a character dressed in black with prominent white highlights and a character with the ability to float
a8eff7 No.16324834
>>16324827
You answered your own question. They wouldn't be autist artists if they weren't autistic about their work.
18f4a3 No.16324841
>>16324821
MEANWHILE
For god sake Knuckles, the smart weed doesn't work for shit
F Teemo
And Mario is ready for some vengeance, BING BING WAHOO style
dc9ca5 No.16324845
>>16324827
Autism is like Spiral Power.
18f4a3 No.16324854
Not to hype or anything, but the cover alone let you know that shit is going down.
But unless someone can cover me, i guess we will find out tomorrow!
2c986e No.16324865
Since OP is taking awhile lets have something to do while we wait.
18f4a3 No.16324867
>>16324827
Autism itself keeps them going
>>16324828
The level of detail is increidble. Notice when Tails is imprisoned or the change of perspective of the troll masks.
18f4a3 No.16324877
>>16324865
More than a while, i leave for some good hours. >>16324794
Someone will have to dump for me if you want to continue now. I left the whole archive in >>16324063
Also, check the lower dome
2c986e No.16324879
>>16324877
That's waldo's son.
41327e No.16324883
>>16324841
>Not even a day has passed since Sonic's death and Knuckles already wants to score with Amy
>His brilliant plant to defeat the trolls involves shooting Teemo from a cannon just because
2c986e No.16324888
In addition to his son, there is also waldo's wife, and bizarro waldo.
2d41f6 No.16324891
>>16323979
ARE YOU THE OP FROM LAST YEAR?
Holy shit has it been a year already.
9a362e No.16324921
>>16324888
>bizarro waldo
HIS NAME IS FUCKING ODLAW YOU FAGGOT.
c6ed12 No.16325027
>>16324125
I only half ironically found this funny. Do I have autism?
8f3d9e No.16325032
>>16325027
If you're here you're already autistic.
485a3d No.16325048
>>16324921
HIS NAME'S WALLY SO NEGAVERSE WALLY SHOULD BE YLLAW YOU FETID MINGE
c6ed12 No.16325052
>>16324260
>forgetting Daffy's bullet resistance
0/10
>>16325032
Fair enough.
07d853 No.16325094
>we didn't even get to the Neutrals yet and OP stopped posting
8e3fe9 No.16325119
9a9b04 No.16325137
>>16325027
Tails Gets Trolled is actually so ironically good it stops being ironic and becomes genius.
2d41f6 No.16325171
>>16325137
The later chapters such as that fight where the guy goes full demonic mode, and Tails seeing the bodies are insane. And also the chapter where Amy gets raped is so well written it can no longer just be written off as some troll comic.
2d41f6 No.16325187
>>16325181
>because it got low IQ mouthbreathers like you to believe that it was written by an autist
I have no idea where I wrote this or where you think I wrote this. I have always thought the whole project was genius.
07d853 No.16325194
It's really remarkable how 95% of the panels could be reaction images. I'm not exaggerating that number either. There's a reaction image for every scenario in this comic.
2d41f6 No.16325211
>>16325205
I think you're the only autist I've come across in this thread.
dbb178 No.16325212
>>16324010
Who has got the image of Shadow saying only fat people and fat retarded people repeat the same insults?
2d41f6 No.16325222
>>16325215
You know we have IDs here, right? You just responded to me the post before.
1cb62b No.16325226
I worry I did a shit Wily, I really do
892769 No.16325227
>>16325215
Not the guy you're talking to, however, the amount of effort put into it and to claim that there is not some form of autism or extreme dumbassery is similar to those who claim to "be pretending to be retarded".
07d853 No.16325244
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16325205
It's self aware enough to make me question whether the author is autistic or not, but the sheer amount of effort put into this convinces me that the author or authors are autistic on some level. If it is a single guy, he's in the same camp as Tamers12345 as opposed to CWC or the guy who does Crash Retold.
6dae0a No.16325249
>>16325234
Putting this much effort into an ironic comic makes the creators autistic by default
>BUT ACKSHUALL-
But actually no one cares guy
07d853 No.16325263
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16325253
Then what would you call all this then? Dedication?
892769 No.16325270
>>16325234
Ah fuck it, I think I see where you're coming from.
2c986e No.16325277
>>16325274
I like he slowly got better drawing despite obviously not having any artistic talent at first.
1cb62b No.16325285
did I fuck up, shit I don't know
07d853 No.16325291
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16325267
I think that once you dive so deep into irony, you become an actual sperg. I don't have any other explanation.
c6ed12 No.16325311
>>16325205
Certainly, a close reading of the comic reveals that the writer is self aware. However, imagine for a second the time in effort it took to draw all of this. There's no such thing as "ironically" putting in all that time and effort. Therefore, no neurotypical person could create such a monstrosity (masterpiece). Revealed preference is real preference, after all.
2c986e No.16325316
>>16325315
Rob is unironically the best character here.
1cb62b No.16325329
Alright dudes, I'm gonna take a break
6dae0a No.16325334
>>16325320
You wouldn’t need it explained if you weren’t autistic
07d853 No.16325356
So does anyone else like the idea of the Neutrals and Satanists' puppeteer powers? Is it based on anything? Pic semirelated.
08761e No.16325359
>>16325348
You can only pretend to be gay for so long before you start buying skirts.
d25a78 No.16325378
>>16325370
So it's based on Jewish tradition?
07d853 No.16325391
>>16325370
I mean the string bit with the hands and eating the brain. No need to act like a cunt, man.
07d853 No.16325428
>>16325397
Of course it's fucking necromancy, but every move in this comic is derived from some other media, so I figure that the whole string bit and hand markings is from anime, manga, or other trash. You trying to get a rise out of me, punk? I got an answer for that.
41b7c9 No.16325439
>>16325253
Are you the guy from the Vampire thread that was railing against autists?
477623 No.16325441
>>16323979
This thread is going places
477623 No.16325461
>>16325458
oh boy
I'm about to learn that adblock is bad somehow
lay it on me
9d3bce No.16325465
>>16325461
ABP has been shit for a long time, use uBlock Origin
c1bba9 No.16325466
>>16325458
not a surprise from an emuer, basically someone who is utterly technically incompetent.
27f89f No.16325467
>>16325461
ABP has a built in whitelist.
df157d No.16325510
>>16325329
That's not nearly the end of the comic, keep posting you fagit.
4b4118 No.16325515
>>16325297
>Coyote's riddle
It's "wind", right?
484b29 No.16325715
>>16325255
I like how meta this part is, kermit is teaching the art of patience but i bet 90% of the people who read this comic skip his story.
f381b3 No.16326030
Last time I've seen TGT get dumped story stopped somewhere around the part where a troll goes all philosophical while being trapped in some kind of energy net. Have the story advanced past that?
5ab8f8 No.16326050
>>16324010
>they cant troll you if there dead
ec077d No.16326085
Im surprised there are people who havent seen this yet.
You faggots are in for something insane.
d0f213 No.16326087
>>16326030
I think there were a few more new pages, but not much.
c27879 No.16326218
OP what the fuck!? You left out the best part. I really hope lazerbot finishes this piece of glorious shit.
f5faec No.16327162
File: 7164fbdde74534b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 769.98 KB, 1024x2331, 1024:2331, the_storm_part_2_page_17_b….jpg)
When are we getting to the good stuff?
c9b101 No.16327181
>>16327162
I'll post more later
c9b101 No.16327183
>>16327181
THIS FUCKING FLAG
916774 No.16327624
>>16325226
>fourth pic
>what the gently cares is with that
Ok that's undeniable proof that this was made by goons. Gently caress is their wordfilter for fuck iirc, there's no way that using that specific phrase that way could be anything but a nod.
85d7b1 No.16327641
was tails get's trolled ever finished? I remember reading it a few years ago and thought it was pretty fucking hilarious did the artist ever finish it.
2c986e No.16327645
>>16327641
No, but it recently got picked up again by the guy who made it. Have not seen the new images so I can't vouch for it.
dc9ca5 No.16327662
>>16327162
Oh shit it's the BARREL.
d75bf8 No.16327722
>>16325207
this shit is too good
5abf04 No.16327792
>>16324125
Damn it, why is this genuinely funny.
85d7b1 No.16327805
>>16327792
He realized how cringey he was and decided to crank it to 11. I remember reading him react to comments etc. It was like he was almost self aware.
7baa59 No.16327807
>>16324125
Its like an autistic A-Team.
5cf7c7 No.16328088
>>16325329
I'll wait daddy
5abf04 No.16328229
>>16325320
His point is that genuine effort went into planning and making this comic and whoever did it was serious about making it good.
It wasn't just pure random luck; if that were the case, only certain parts would be good and the rest would be either mediocre or unreadable garbage.
This may have been the work of multiple authors, and you can really see the difference in the way everything is arranged when compared with something like Crash Retold which was made by someone who didn't know any better.
There is a surprising amount of foreshadowing from the very first chapter.
1cb62b No.16328256
ALRIGHT LETS KNOCK OUT 10 MORE CHAPTERS
deb7a9 No.16328258
>>16328256
Oh shit here we go!
1cb62b No.16328265
I'm gonna take a break this week I siad, I'm going to play video games I said
And instead I post a comic.
5abf04 No.16328272
>>16328265
Just keep going, nerd.
1cb62b No.16328295
8chan is eating my posts.
2c986e No.16328306
>>16328295
Looks like 8chan is trolling you.
2c986e No.16328346
>>16328336
Oh boy we're getting to the good stuff.
2c986e No.16328416
1cb62b No.16328420
DOCTOR EGGMAN?! MORE LIKE DR. RAPE MAN
2c986e No.16328465
>>16328461
I still can't believe he made this action sequence. It's way more than what you would expect of a web comic.
1cb62b No.16328476
And now for a quick break
c185ee No.16328483
>>16328472
every fucking time man
1cb62b No.16328497
okay and i'm back. let's finish this up.
*i've read these two chapters more times than I care to count. But god someone needs to nominate wily again especially if Lazerbot is actually going to write comics for us**
1cb62b No.16328520
Looks like we going 2 per from here on out
256e0c No.16328611
Holy shit this turned fucking dark
0cfabf No.16328612
And now we're back at the part where the writer completely drifts into insanity
167abd No.16328618
>>16328531
This is thoroughly incredible.
1cb62b No.16328623
>>16328617
And with that.
the comic is closed.
I do have one more thing for you though let me format it correctly
1cb62b No.16328626
CHAPTER 23, THE UNFINISHED COMIC
(Coyote opens his eyes to see that he's in a strange realm.)
….Where am i?.. Coyote thinks to himself
…That eye must have sent me to this strange place.. I need to observe my surroundings, i also need to get my emotions under control… That was quite the scare.. Coyote thinks to himself
…I don't know why, but I'm getting a dreadful vibe and my hands are shaking… Calm down Coyote, focus! Coyote thinks to himself
(Coyote's eyes widen as he notices Miladox in the distance.)
….What is that creature!?.. It must be that third eye's true form!.. So it decided to confront me in person huh?.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox dashes towards Coyote. Right as it is about to reach Coyote, he fires off a ball of spirit stings towards Miladox. The ball of spirit strings clash with Miladox's face as the spirit strings wrap around it, Miladox halts its movement.)
..It stopped! I want to assume that due to the size of its eye and that it has halted, that vision is its only means of sensing its prey… Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox uses its claws to rip Coyote's spirit strings off of its face. Miladox then holds its self in place and stares Coyote down.)
…It's not moving.. I feel as if it is observing my behavior… If this is true, then it has discovered that i am a counter attacker and is searching for a different approach… Coyote thinks to himself
…If my assumptions are accurate, then this creature is quite intelligent.. And during my fight with Demaro, this creature shown signs of intelligence indeed, so it isn't too far of a stretch to believe this.. Coyote thinks to himself
…It also overpowered my spirit strings, just like before whenever i was fighting Demaro… Coyote thinks to himself
…It seems that i am being forced to battle it in its own territory, I have to be on guard at all times from this point on!.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox dashes twice as fast towards Coyote. Coyote then pulls four Poppy Bros. Jr. from his book. Coyote then raises a shield)
…What the eff man… Where the doggy guy at? Poppy Bros. Jr. 1
(Miladox slashes Poppy Bros. Jr. 1 in half and quickly absorbs his soul, gaining a small piece of flesh to its body.)
…Attack that creature! Coyote
…HOLY SHIT!.. Poppy Bros. Jr. 2
(The three remaining Poppy Bros. Jr. begin throwing bombs at Miladox. The bombs explode as they hit Miladox, the souls of Poppy Bros. Jr. 1 and Garry fly out of Miladox)
…What are those figures that flew out of that creature?.. Coyote thinks to himself
…What, in the FUCK!! Just happened!?… Where is Demaro!?.. Garry
(Poppy Bros. Jr. 1 floats down to his body.)
…No… Not my sexy ass body!!.. What am i!?… Why can i fly!?.. Poppy Bros. Jr. 1
…I don't believe my eyes… Are those souls?.. Coyote thinks to himself in shock
(The three remaining Poppy Bros. Jr. continue to throw bombs at Miladox)
1cb62b No.16328627
…Wait a fucking minute.. I was cut in half by that dickheaded bug!… Why am i still here!?… Garry
…Earlier, after it killed one of my pawns.. It pulled in what i believe to be his soul, and it grew what looks to be like some kind of flesh on its body.. This creature resembles an Arthropod of some kind.. Coyote thinks to himself
…Is it possible that this creature somehow uses these souls as a source of power?.. If this is the case, then i shouldn't be using live pawns to fight for me… Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox slashes the remaining Poppy Bros. Jr. into pieces, and then absorbs their souls. Miladox then glares at Coyote)
…That didn't hold it back for long… Coyote thinks to himself
(Coyote lifts his arms, spirit strings then seep out from the corpses of the Poppy Bros. Jr. and begin to tightly wrap around Miladox's body and face. Coyote then waves his arms down, Miladox is then slammed into the ground.)
…It's difficult to hold him down… Coyote thinks to himself
I'm also running low on corpses… I have a few that i could use, but some of them are in pieces.. I guess now is a good time to stitch them back together… Coyote thinks to himself
(Coyote pulls the body of Garry out of his book and stitches him together.)
…Wait, that's my fucking body!.. Garry
(Garry flies over to Coyote)
…Why the fuck do you have my body!?.. You creepy faggot!… ''Garry
… Coyote says in shock
…You are the soul that belongs to this corpse?.. Coyote
..No, i just look exactly fucking like him… Dumbass.. Garry
…This might come to my advantage.. Eating this corpse's brains to gain memories is a massive shock to my system, and in a place like this and with my nerves already on the border… I can't risk feeling any more than i already am.. This soul could teach me how to use his corpse.. Coyote thinks to himself
…I'm struggling to hold this creature any longer.. Coyote thinks to himself
…You, soul… I can control corpses to fight for me… I need you to explain to me about how you fight, do you have any special abilities or skills? Coyote
(Miladox breaks hold of Coyote's strings.)
…Oh shit! That thing is free!.. Fucking save us man!!… Garry
..I'm not going back in there!.. Garry
…Then answer my question!.. Coyote
…What the fuck are you talking about!?.. Garry
… Coyote
(Miladox dashes towards Coyote. Coyote then fires a ball of spirit strings, Miladox then slashes through Coyote's spirit ball and continues to approach Coyote)
… Coyote says as his eyes widen
(Miladox holds back its arm, preparing to slash. Coyote ducks in attempt to dodge. Miladox slashes through Coyote's shield and severs both of Coyote's ears.)
…My ears!.. Ahhhg… Coyote
1cb62b No.16328630
(Coyote fires spirit strings that binds Miladox's arms together. Spirit strings fire from the corpse of Garry. They begin to wrap around Miladox's body, Garry then flings Miladox away from Coyote. Miladox is slung a long distance before clashing with the ground.)
…This corpse is physically powerful.. This might work.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Coyote sews his ears back on while Miladox recovers.)
…You! Explain to me, how do you use your body!?.. Quickly!.. Coyote
…MAGMA GARRY!! MAGMA GARRY!!.. Garry
…What!?.. Coyote
(Miladox dashes towards Coyote. Coyote then fires off strings in the distance and pulls himself away. Miladox slashes Coyote in the back and is disconnected from his strings, crashing to the ground.)
…No! Get the fuck up faggot!.. Garry
(Coyote opens his eyes to see Miladox holding its claw back, as it is about to strike. Coyote's eyes widen, he then pulls himself into his book. Miladox halts its attack.)
..Where did he go!?.. Oh no… He left me here!! FUCK YOU!!.. Garry
(Coyote is inside of the golden realm of his book. He then stitches up his back.)
…If i hadn't escaped by entering my book, i would be dead now… Coyote thinks to himself
…If i lose control over my emotions, i risk losing my Neutral abilities.. In here, that would be a death sentence… Coyote thinks to himself
…Though i have never been this frightened in a fight, i believe that i may have just discovered a new approach!.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox is observing Coyote's book. Strings then latch to nearby ground from the book. The book then launches its self towards Garry's soul.)
… Garry says in confusion
(The book passes through Garry, capturing him within it. Strings come out of the book and attach to the ground, holding it in mid air. The strings then pull Garry's corpse in the book. Miladox is still trying to decipher the turn of events.)
(Garry's floats down to Coyote)
…Where are we?.. Garry
…We are in a realm that exist within my book.. If that creature destroys the book, i am not confident that i would be able to re-create the bridge between the outside realm, and from this realm.. I was not responsible for the creation of this book… Coyote
…Though i am assuming that my last move confused that creature.. So just like it observed me before, it should be observing the situation now.. Which gives me some time to think.. Coyote
…If that fucking thing destroys your shitty book, I'll be trapped in here with you!?.. Garry
..Would you rather be out there with that creature?.. Coyote
…I want to stay in the book now… Garry
..Listen, we don't have a whole lot of time to plan our next attack.. Explain to me again, what is this Magma Garry?.. Coyote
(Coyote pulls a Goomba out of his book. Miladox observes.)
…Oh hell no… Goomba
(Miladox slashes the goomba in half and absorbs his soul. Garry's corpse then comes out of the book. While in mid air, Garry's corpse pulls pillars towards himself. The pillars then collide with Garry's corpse, forming Magma Garry. He then smashes into the ground as steam pores from his mouth)
..We have an advantage now.. You've already been killed, so every time that your body is damaged by this creature, i will just repair it with my spirit strings.. Coyote
…That's fucking morbid as fuck… Garry
…Let's continue.. Explain more about your abilities.. Coyote
(Miladox dashes towards Magma Garry. Magma Garry then spews steam from his mouth, vanishing. Miladox halts to observe. A ball of springs hits Miladox in the eye, and wraps around its face. Coyote then uses the strings to slam Miladox into the ground. Strings then begin to lift Magma Garry up off the ground, he then hovers over Miladox. Magma Garry begins spewing magma over the body of Miladox. Coyote from within the book, uses the combined forces of his spirit strings and Garry's earth bending, to compress Miladox into a marble sized ball. All of the souls that Miladox has consumed, float out of its body.)
…I believe that we have just defeated that creature… Coyote
1cb62b No.16328633
…Are you serious!?.. How!?.. Garry
….Oh my God!… Goomba
…I never want to go back in there… Poppy Bros. Jr 2
..That was very strange.. I don't know if i like being apart of some creature's flesh!.. Poppy Bros. Jr 1
…You don't even want to know what part of the creature that i was… Poppy Bros. Jr 4
…That's rough buddy.. Poppy Bros. Jr 3
…Was it his dick?.. Goomba
…I don't want to talk about it… Poppy Bros. Jr 4
…It was its dick doe right?… Goomba
(Miladox begins to reform its body, as it expands back into shape.)
… Coyote
…What!?.. What is it!?.. Garry
..That creature is reforming… This isn't over yet… Coyote
…Damn.. I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER!!… Garry
..So does everyone else, but it takes time.. Coyote
(Coyote begins to fire strings into the ground in the distance, the strings begin to twist together.)
..The ability that I'm about to do, takes time to form as well.. And with it, I've certainly won this battle.. Coyote
…You're one cocky asshole.. Garry
(Miladox turns towards Magma Garry. It then dashes towards him, slashing Magma Garry in half. Strings spew from the corpse of Garry and they begin stitching him back together. Miladox then glares towards the book.)
…I believe that it's lost interest in my corpse.. It seems to be observing my book.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox dashes towards book.)
…I have to prevent it from damaging the book!.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Magma Garry fires magma covered strings towards Miladox. The stings wrap around the tail end of Miladox, halting its movement. Miladox begins to drag Magma Garry's body as Miladox slowly gets closer to the book.)
… Coyote
(Magma Garry uses an earth ability to secure his foot hold. Miladox's movement is halted once again.)
…This won't hold that creature back for long.. My special ability is complete, but i need to escape this book or i might be trapped in here forever.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Dusk Hunter appears from thin air, as gold aura surrounds it. The gold aura then vanishes.)
…Wait… Isn't that the stupid pig shit creature that Demaro was using!?.. How did you get your furry hands on it?.. Garry
…I just, took it… Coyote
…Oh.. Garry
(Coyote runs to Dust Hunter and is then swallowed by it. Miladox breaks free of the hold, pulling Magma Garry's arms off in the process. Miladox continues to dash towards the book. Dusk Hunter then launches Coyote far up in the air.)
…I'm not going to make it in time!.. Coyote thinks to himself
(Miladox then enters the book. Coyote and Miladox pass by each other, as Coyote is a mere few feet away from Miladox's eye, it glares at him.)
… Coyote
(Coyote leaves the book, Miladox following close behind. Coyote and Miladox continue to fly high up in the air. Coyote then looks down at Miladox)
1cb62b No.16328636
…Game over… It was a good fight though, i must admit.. Coyote
(Coyote fires massive spirit chains towards Miladox. The spirit chains then wrap around the entirety of Miladox's body, leaving its eye exposed. Coyote and Miladox then fall to the ground, Coyote breaking his fall with strings. Coyote then walks over to Miladox in a calm manner.)
…So let me explain how i won, not that you can understand me.. Coyote
..First off, your greatest trait was also your weakness.. Your nature to observe your opponent is a very wise method, but i took full advantage of the time that you've spent by doing so, in order to compose counter moves.. These chains are proof of this, i needed time to compact them.. Coyote
..You could have defeated me.. You had the opportunity to destroy the book, leaving me trapped in there until i died of thirst.. But as intelligent as you are, you're still a simple minded creature.. Coyote
..I realize now that you only kill, because you thirst for our souls.. Even if you were capable of coming to the conclusion that if you were to destroy my book so that i would have been trapped in there forever? You wouldn't have been able to devour my tasty soul, huh?.. Coyote
(Coyote pulls Garry's corpse and disconnected arms into the book.)
..You won't be able to escape these chains.. I've studied just how many spirit stings that i needed to hold you down for good.. And i left your eye free because I'm confident that you have no way to use it as a weapon, or you would have done so by now.. Coyote
…You, are a Guardian.. I discovered this whenever you formed back after i destroyed your body.. From my knowledge, all Guardians can't be killed because they aren't actually alive.. They are formed from some kind of divine magic.. You are deemed Guardian correct? So what exactly were you meant to protect? Hmm… Coyote
..Still, i was missing the final pieces.. Until of course, you've entered the realm that exist within my book.. You've shown me that just like my book, and how you entered it? That i can do that same to escape your realm.. Coyote
..The realm's gate is an illusion.. You can always enter or exit through it, as long as their isn't a lock to it.. The book that the Tribe's Cheif parted with, is special.. The gate exist high up, so if you can not fly? Then you can't escape.. Whenever my book is closed, it seals the gate as well.. That is, if you even know about the gate to begin with.. Coyote
…So Mr Arthropod.. Where is the gate to your realm?.. Coyote
(Coyote discovers the gate to the realm in the distance.)
..As long as I'm aware of the gate, i am able to see it.. Coyote
(Coyote connects strings to the chains that are wrapped around Miladox. Coyote then begins to run towards the gate, dragging Miladox with him. Coyote then exits the gate and appears on the outside world. Coyote proceeds to pull Miladox out of Demaro's third eye hole, and into his book. Demaro then collapses, while in a daze.)
….. Demaro
(Coyote while in a serious manner, stares at Demaro. Demaro's eyes widen. Demaro then struggles to summon Addy Demon and Kelic from a portal. Due to Demaro being exhausted, Kelic falls and collides with the ground. Addy Demon turns around and glares at Demaro.)
…Don't look at me!.. Kill him!!.. Demaro says in a panic
(Coyote then pulls Addy Demon and Kelic into his book, his facial expression unfazed. Demaro is in complete fear.)
… Demaro
(Coyote then pulls Demaro into his book and closes it. Road Runner returns to Coyote's side.)
…Time to go.. Coyote
..Meep! Meep!.. Road Runner
1cb62b No.16328642
Alright, there's the TGT saga
Right, off to play video games now.
2c986e No.16328644
>>16328598
>>16328605
Did he just simply lose his mind, or does he think we wont notice any difference between abosolute crazy, and lol so randumb?
167abd No.16328664
>>16328636
So you mean, the realm in the book he will head into will be 8chanmania?
51e362 No.16328833
>comic is just an endless series of characters dying and being replaced
>none of the troll slaiyers have made any significant progress towards defeating the troll king, in fact their chances have arguably worsened since the comic began since so many of them have died
>Wile E Coyote jobbing to Demaro after all that shit about how hot shit the former was
>Demaro pulling his second ass pull free win after killing the masketta man
>in fact he seems to actually have the power to ass pull free wins
>Demaro having Neutral powers despite being an angry faggot and one of the defining features of being a Neutral is that you have to be fucking neutral or you lose your powers
>fucking Demaro
I liked this comic the first time I saw it on /v/ but now that I've read it to the end and actually thought about what I was reading instead of only taking it at face value it feels very unsatisfying.
4b4118 No.16328852
>>16328644
>>16328626
Weird that the unfinished chapter picked the Coyote plot thread right back up after that lolsorandum episode. And the difference between the Sonichu shit and the Jacko the troll comedy spot is huge.
I assume he just went "fuck it" and decided to just fuck it all up but then changed his mind and finished the Coyote battle.
3fcd4b No.16328879
>>16328833
It feels like the guy started writing it as a joke, then decided to get serious about trolling the readers with sideplots and twists, then finally gave up after too many people kept reading it.
59c5eb No.16328931
2e6248 No.16329281
king of drawn out fight scenes is dead at last. GARRY V DEMARO was worst scene ever
85938a No.16329480
There are still a few pages left. Want to see them?
e068a1 No.16329545
>>16329480
Sure, post them.
85938a No.16329550
>>16329545
Okay, but they are a flashback to after shadow first killed them trolls.
e0c7ce No.16329580
I swear they slip MK Ultra training footage into Sonic games to spawn stuff like this, I'm sure if I looked other entertainment mediums they would provide similar material but holy crap if sonic isn't king of it.
4d93a6 No.16329654
>>16329580
Even though there were furries way before Sonic, it seems to be not only the major catalyst of their numbers exploding since the 90's, but also the root of other "autism sources" like MLP, Steven Universe and so on. I'm pretty damn sure most of the spergs and hardcore autists from *any* fandom or community started from Sonic, directly or indirectly. So it's not just the "autism color" theory anons sometimes post when someone asks about this, way too many coincidences happened with Sonic in particular to utterly destroy all remaining sense the Internet had - the old games, SatAM, Sonic X, '06. Their respective releases were consistently spot on to sprout a whole new "generation" of autistic people. The fact that things with Sonic have been severely calmed down since sometime after '06-Unleashed period suggests that if there was any MKUltra in Sonic, they surely moved on to other franchises during that time.
2c986e No.16330214
>>16329654
Could it be that sonic wasn't a catalyst for autism, but in fact a symptom of an autismal explosion in the making?
167abd No.16330219
>>16328833
>Demaro having Neutral powers despite being an angry faggot and one of the defining features of being a Neutral is that you have to be fucking neutral or you lose your powers
What if that just means he's chaotic neutral?
7f14d3 No.16330233
>>16328476
Wile E. is so fucking smug. He's the best.
1d2f3c No.16330235
>>16328833
What if it's the third eye doing all the work?
e91af3 No.16330308
Someone should finish this comic.
YOU should finish it!
43d4ea No.16330325
>>16330214
Could be. There are also the factors of anime popularity explosion and vidya in general was getting more popular as well - Final Fantasy being one of the autism sources comes to mind.
5bdac5 No.16330348
>>16330325
FF is autistic but not Sonic autistic. People say "it's the colors", but I think it's that furries are able to "personalize" vibrantly colored cartoon characters than with actual humans.
If you notice, most furry fandom shit usually has the token "gruesome death scenes with hundreds of dead and dying furries" or some other odd fascination with death. It's because that's how they really see themselves, they cannot emphasize with the human in the mirror.
bf4e11 No.16330354
>>16325251
>sweet like nice feet
???
2c986e No.16330375
>>16330348
Replace FF with kingdom hearts then.
613858 No.16330459
>>16328420
Tailed gets trolled
Sonic gets cucked
c6ed12 No.16330952
>>16325282
This is actually pretty good
bf4e11 No.16330962
>we never got to see what mario was gonna do or if rob won
Remember to finish what you start folks
90add8 No.16331006
>>16328270
Allow me to point your attention at picture nr 4, third row, Coyotes eyes. The details man, the details!
2c986e No.16331299
>>16330962
>implying Rob could ever lose
I can't believe nobody has made a mod for skyrim with robs costume.
09e5f2 No.16331432
>>16324653
It was made in 2011.
266a08 No.16331568
>>16324064
>Watching the guy who destroyed the "I HAVE NO EARS" joke by reading it calmly.
c6ed12 No.16331894
>>16327807
Made this yesterday
What's some good software for semi-serious video editing?
>>16328324
Goon comic confirmed. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>16328420
I didn't sign up for this
Holy shit I didn't sign up for any of this
07d853 No.16331941
Well, now that we got that over with, shall I proceed?
07d853 No.16331948
>>16331943
You sure about that buddy?
2c986e No.16331957
>>16331948
I've seen it all before. Get started the sooner we start the faster we get to the new stuff.
07d853 No.16331965
>>16331957
Alright.
HERE WE GO
07d853 No.16331972
>>16331965
The sword in 5 looks like a horse dick.
07d853 No.16331988
Also, Goku is a self insert for the author I believe.
07d853 No.16332020
And here we our. The first of many MSPaint tits.
07d853 No.16332035
Should I save all this for a new thread since this one hit the bump limit?
cd896c No.16332037
>Crash Retold storytime
Well fuck, are you going to keep storytiming it every few days or are you going to get wherever you can and then stop?
cd896c No.16332041
>>16332035
Maybe you should start another thread some other time
07d853 No.16332048
>>16332037
The latter. I'll be busy pretty much all day tomorrow. I have a hot date.
>>16332041
Sunday, perhaps?
c6ed12 No.16332173
>>16329552
>>16330962
Now that really gave me blue balls. He started actually putting in effort for a while, but then just completely lost it. This is why I fucking hate webcomics, the format just lends itself to abandonment. But, I guess that's the price for a low barrier of entry.
Thank you anons for introducing a newfag to such a beautiful monstrosity.
d0f213 No.16332472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16332048
You better deliver on Sunday, it's been a while since I delved into Retold.
And could you prepare a MEGA archive with every last page of it just in case?
d6acd5 No.16333420
>>16332472
Lazy bum, just pull the shit from super autists DA.
Just had a look, he improved by 0 and is still making that 7 Anthros thing.
2c986e No.16333663
>>16333420
How does someone make so much yet improve so little?
8cd1e7 No.16336857
>>16333663
You need to be able to self reflect to improve; some autists are able to avoid doing this for their entire lives.
638688 No.16338614
>/v/
>vidya
>"mean while"
>This thread
This shit has me baffled out of my mind. At first, this CWC-tier comic seemed like an overgrown tumor of a joke, but the more I read, the more I noticed disturbing details, that completely fucked my mind.
When reading chapter nine, I was somehow completely hooked. I'm not kidding, I really wanted to read more of this shit. This could be classified to be some kind of SCP-tier mindfuckery, that has a delayed effect on contaminated individuals, mainly to make them progressively more retarded until they die by forgetting how to breath.
This seems like a joke. The whole, not having a spellchecker or missing/ignoring the bad spelling errors, only to very seldom correct them in the most graphic way possible - for them to be easily noticed. Text spilling out of text bubbles, shit wrapping, panels flooding to other panels, all this seems very deliberate.
Also, the terrible art style is not progressing normally. Even the worst people that draw get better just by purely repeating tasks. This starts shit and has nearly zero progression.
Mean While
Sure, it seems like a very elaborate joke, until you think about the timeline and the scope of the cartoon, and how much work was put into this fucking terrible shit. Even if done by multiple authors this is still too long. Too long to be a joke, and too much work was put in to be considered "pretending to be retarded". Even with multiple authors this is too much shit to be considered as "just pretending".
I really want to find out what the fuck is this:
- Is it just a joke gone too far, a normal person driving retarded joke so far that he got retarded himself in the making?
- Is this a severely mentally ill person not getting help he desperately needs?
- Is this an out-of-hand-project "pretending to be retarded" by a group of actually retarded people, mean while, not knowing they are autistic?
What the fuck is this?
Help me solve this conundrum.
314253 No.16338632
>>16338614
>Even the worst people that draw get better just by purely repeating tasks. This starts shit and has nearly zero progression.
TGT has good art. What the hell are you talking about.
638688 No.16338707
>>16338632
>TGT has good art. What the hell are you talking about.
What are you on about? I mean that you cannot really see a normal progression. Try looking up any artist and their first 10-100 strips. Or better yet, draw a few sketches yourself, and you see it. You start to automatically optimize shit and make cleaner lines. I'm talking about progression, not good art. I like the art style, obviously. It works for this title perfectly. It's thrashfire-tier, but it works.
314253 No.16338739
>>16338707
Please remove dick from eyes and reread the comic. TGT has good art.
4f3357 No.16340807
Reminder that all this shit happened because someone called tails a retard.
c6ed12 No.16340911
>>16338614
If you've ever been artistically inspired, it feels kind of like being possessed by the divine. Life has a very clear meaning and purpose in this state.
It seems what happened is he started the comic as a mockery of sonic fanfic. But then, he got inspired. He fell in love with his (pretending to be) autistic creation, so he actually started giving a shit and putting effort into the comic, while still using the deliberate misspellings, bad art, and the like. But by the end his motivation must have just ran out.
Of course, I could be wrong about that, but it seems like the best explanation.