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File: 0c0b1f2f80eeb15⋯.png (100.36 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ding dong.png)

e9fc8a  No.16292610

HAHAHA AND THEY TRIED TO SAY ANTHEM DID WELL

EAT SHIT FAGGOTS

http://archive.is/5hvWJ

>350 people across the company's marketing, publishing, and operations teams will lose their jobs

Look at them desperately trying to sweep their cucked developer's mistakes under the rug. Jesus fuck.

90a369  No.16292617

File: e8f897a9f86ed95⋯.jpg (29.2 KB, 640x360, 16:9, ad490fec179073e2ac8ea5ba73….jpg)

>>16292610

das the good shit right there


14f8a3  No.16292637

File: 90a7964d7a10d76⋯.jpg (110.66 KB, 620x300, 31:15, accounting-small-business.jpg)

What??? Making bad products means less people buy them????

THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT, SOMEONE DOUBLE CHECK THE NUMBERS


f174db  No.16292645

File: ad0cc334f879d1a⋯.jpg (85.98 KB, 1368x969, 24:17, newfaggotry_found.jpg)

>>16292610

>But Anthem sold so well

They can cover up projected sales but they can't cover up people getting fired


e0db61  No.16292649

So does this mean that even Apex is a failure?


e9fc8a  No.16292660

>>16292649

It's a bucket of water coming out of a Titanic.


6b72a6  No.16292665

File: 4bccdfd4add13ae⋯.png (6.54 KB, 62x86, 31:43, 20190326_165421.png)

>you get to see EA crash and burn


651879  No.16292668

>>16292649

Nobody expected that it would blow up as big as it would, but because of that Respawn was too understaffed to keep their massive momentum going with necessary bug fixes/balance changes/bi-weekly content updates to keep people hooked, so a lot of people grew tired of it and went back to Fortnite/the other FOTM


e9fc8a  No.16292674

>>16292668

The funny this is if they tried to get bigger and keep the game alive they'd just lose more money in the long run. Casuals are fickle and will leave your game on a whim no matter how much you cater to them so you might as well only give it the minimum effort and budget required.


d47981  No.16292683

>>16292668

>Nobody expected

Every single Twitch streamer that was paid to play the game at the surprise launch certainly did.

The game is already dead, playerbase hasn't even stagnated, it just keeps getting lower and lower

Apex Legends was Social Conditioning: The Game, and it fucking failed to hold most people.


47078d  No.16292689

>350 people across the company's marketing, publishing, and operations teams will lose their jobs

so no devs

finally they are firing womyn hired just for being womyn


5492a9  No.16292691

Not even their cashcow of sportfag drones paying microtransactions can save them! I might be possible to kill EA after all.

>>16292683

I expected as much, even though I think the gameplay is far better than other BR. The lack of balancing issues and content has killed it. You can't buy success no matter how hard you try. Now if the normalfags can teach this to Epic games and Disney's MCU after Endgame.


e9fc8a  No.16292694

>>16292689

Unless HR and community managing files under operations I wouldn't be so sure.


e20992  No.16292703

>>16292689

>citing "the changing world"


a5e6e2  No.16292710

I don't know if it is necessarily correlated with poor performance. Periodic layoffs are the norm in AAA studios: most of the people hired to make anything ate cycled out after it is finished. Don't want employees feeling like they deserve a raise or promotion (though I think most of them are contractors anyway). For a CEO, shaving the payroll is a good way to look good in front of turbojew shareholders.


9e6875  No.16292715

File: 9e5e7ca3b558fdb⋯.jpg (38.11 KB, 411x440, 411:440, riotingintensifies.jpg)

>>16292703

That's code for we don't want to change anything we're doing, but can't spook the retarded cattle we all know as investors.


09c7ff  No.16292735

File: f4d593e8b59ff56⋯.jpg (24.47 KB, 233x312, 233:312, フフ.JPG)


8ef089  No.16292745

>>16292610

Today is a good day.


e09284  No.16292749

File: 7e69d9afab6d024⋯.jpg (100.05 KB, 1078x1014, 539:507, 6ebaf02810c428e91a41b1f8c5….jpg)


46b46b  No.16292751

File: 8528847d7d4a131⋯.jpg (72.07 KB, 718x960, 359:480, 1bf094df90e9af1ee84371e190….jpg)

Hopefully this carries on until the entire company is dead and buried, just like the dozens of companies EA themselves liquidated.

REJOICE.

We've certainly waited for this day long enough..


a43fbb  No.16292753

File: 76f38814176c972⋯.png (259.57 KB, 362x461, 362:461, happyLiru.PNG)

POST YFW YOU NEVER WORKED FOR EA


38be8f  No.16292758

>the changing world

>It's the worlds fault our games sold poorly!

>Totally not because of us making bad games and making the entire world feel disgust.

Classic.


042447  No.16292774

>>16292610

>The "Changing World"

>blaming the entire rest of the world for being a shit company

wew


48109f  No.16292776

I hate Canada!


848466  No.16292786

>>16292758

China requires games with more pay to win options, which don't need as many developers working on making the games actually good.


e20992  No.16292791

>>16292786

Focusing on mobile P2W games to shovel at the Chinese market.


d47981  No.16292802

>>16292786

>>16292791

I fucking wish EA would just stick to mobileshit, it's where they fit in and where they should be locked in forever.


e839be  No.16292806

>changing world

No. But I guess yes. People are no longer going to bow to hyper virtue signaling due to an incredibly small percent of the population.


d47981  No.16292811

>>16292806

>People are no longer going to bow to hyper virtue signaling due to an incredibly small percent of the population.

And yet, it keeps happening


e20992  No.16292813

>>16292806

And you don't need to virtue signal when you are targeting China.


e20992  No.16292876

>>16292872

There is no money, only dept. The balance has been negative for decades.


8ef089  No.16292881

>>16292872

Let it all fucking burn to the ground.


e9fc8a  No.16292883

>>16292872

>…

Back to gaia you dumb spic.


545156  No.16292891

>>16292610

The world… is changing.


c1b237  No.16292894

File: 22ffe5a2fcc03e2⋯.jpg (16.21 KB, 474x390, 79:65, its_all_over.jpg)

>>16292610

>People thought (even people on this very board) that Anthem making $100 million meant it was a success

>When they probably spent double that on marketing alone

When you think about the way the revenue of a game is split. That'd mean that Anthem sold less than 3 million. Which for the self-proclaimed "Bob Dylan of video games" is a trainwreck. I bet they were projecting something crazy like 7 million in the first two days.

>Citing the "Changing world"

.By changing world they mean the changing perception of the average consumer that is no longer going to eat whatever they shit out just because


c371dd  No.16292900

File: 6ff2af0bb207567⋯.jpg (395.45 KB, 1592x1341, 1592:1341, blizzard.jpg)

I wonder what types got laid off?


e9fc8a  No.16292905

>>16292900

Whatever it was it wasn't enough.


7cf2fb  No.16292915

File: 9c5b985beded3d4⋯.jpg (6.87 KB, 130x130, 1:1, 37647_130759500299188_1000….jpg)

>>16292900

Guess it's about time to learn code.


443736  No.16292920

>>16292872

The assets the Jews are moving around and plundering is stuff like gold and natural resources, followed by dumping any stocks or investments that isn't related to land or the aforementioned natural resources. Then they'll leave and wait for the economic collapse, swoop in and buy up everything.


d47981  No.16292934

>>16292918

>Less and less

I keep seeing horrible gender ambiguous monstrosities and no tits in western games.

The trailer of fucking Bloodlines 2 of all things actually had a semi attractive women with a big rack, that's the only recent thing I can remember.

It also made me laugh how the trailer for the Battlefield Vagina BR mode had no niggers or women when they could actually fit in such an unrealistic scenario.

It's like opposite day for these people, they have the self awareness of a goldfish.


c371dd  No.16292935

File: 2fd5dee0d954fbd⋯.mp4 (10.37 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 7f9239d11b99cbac6a7fac431e….mp4)

>>16292922


05f139  No.16292947

>EA dies

Who gets the IPs and other shit? you dont think randy pitchford's gonna buy up some IP and ruin it again?


e9fc8a  No.16292954

>>16292947

Every IP they have worth salvaging has nobody who could do anything well with it anymore. Just let the past go.


5af6ab  No.16292968

File: 7959ed257f98dcf⋯.png (403.93 KB, 853x480, 853:480, 1471909756707.png)

>>16292610

>THEY TRIED TO SAY ANTHEM DID WELL

Wait is that out? It did so poorly I didn't even notice.


c1b237  No.16292970

>>16292947

It'll probably get auctioned off and people will get bits and pieces.

>>16292954

I think Nordic could make a half-decent Dead Space


e9fc8a  No.16292973

>>16292970

What have they released that honestly gives you that impression?


c1b237  No.16292980

>>16292973

Vermintide


d0d183  No.16292987

File: 2729e87e37b1cb3⋯.png (8.62 KB, 401x367, 401:367, 2729e87e37b1cb3ddaaaa84704….png)

>>16292610

>minecraft porn videos

you're such a funny guy op


7cd694  No.16292991

>>16292891

The world, the world never changes


8fdd2c  No.16292993

File: 5f1eec2fb0209ae⋯.png (888.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mickey_obsession.png)

>>16292973

I'll chime in and vouch for >>16292980, Vermintide 2 is amazing, minus the elf of course.


e9e85b  No.16292994

File: a9560e67d363768⋯.webm (4.75 MB, 260x280, 13:14, Everyone's Platinum Disco.webm)

File: 0462a3631fc4444⋯.gif (754.06 KB, 500x325, 20:13, dance.gif)

>>16292749

This is a dance thread now.


bcdb2e  No.16293001

File: b4a80b32fbe457b⋯.webm (3.5 MB, 854x480, 427:240, happy_times.webm)

>>16292994

Rolling for EA dying by 2021


e9fc8a  No.16293015

File: 1eb0890cdaed456⋯.png (7.02 KB, 444x444, 1:1, 1eb0890cdaed4568f667603311….png)

>>16293001

>when S'Arais steals your trips


8fdd2c  No.16293020

File: 035c0bb2096258c⋯.png (60.38 KB, 450x216, 25:12, 450px-BerserkMozgusDoNotAv….png)

>>16293001

>off by one

>EA instead lasts for another 2021 years instead.


717f2e  No.16293027

File: 006b4cb89dba97d⋯.jpg (95.38 KB, 1080x1086, 180:181, happy plane.jpg)

File: 1e1b1319023a272⋯.png (61.51 KB, 309x194, 309:194, happy_torako.png)

>>16292610

The fire rises on the great Vidya crash of 2019.


ddc726  No.16293047

File: 4eef8129a667131⋯.png (412.4 KB, 839x1200, 839:1200, f2bdf456dcb4186a147e59b082….png)

>>16292753

The face of a programmer with his soul intact.


46b46b  No.16293054

File: 67184a15d79d4fb⋯.png (58.71 KB, 181x256, 181:256, 983fe67624739636418eccc816….png)

>>16292753

Thank god nobody is doing these anymore..


717f2e  No.16293081

File: bfd4ff43873a954⋯.png (146.7 KB, 353x395, 353:395, nagatoro_the_implier.PNG)

>>16292674

>Casuals are fickle and will leave your game on a whim no matter how much you cater to them so you might as well only give it the minimum effort and budget required.

Could (((they))) possibly reconsider targeting actual people instead of normalcattle when developing vidya should all their short term investor scams fail?


e9fc8a  No.16293092

>>16293081

No. That would require developers and intermediaries who don't hold complete and utter contempt for their customers.


e9fc8a  No.16293094

Also I want to run by teeth up and down Nagatoro's bare thighs.


ddc726  No.16293099

>>16293081

Maybe for one game or two, then their "we need to expand the audience and make more money" instincts would kick in again once they found a good team/auteur to make games for them.


4b4e28  No.16293101

File: e10b6a989a4fbbf⋯.jpg (47.68 KB, 540x560, 27:28, as above.jpg)

File: 3f51d339e30e5dd⋯.jpg (35.82 KB, 680x677, 680:677, so below.jpg)

Casuals will always eat shitty games, but thank fuck they will never eat socjus.


d0418a  No.16293111

>>16292935

it just slowly got gayer and gayer


c1b237  No.16293117

>>16293101

The problem with trying to market socjus is that only people who already agree with it will like it. Everyone else will either not know what it is and be confused or be actively against it and not buy the game as a result. I don't understand why these companies haven't figure this out yet. It's like trying to market one of those Christian propaganda movies to everyone who isn't Christian. It's wasted time and money.


e9fc8a  No.16293123

>>16293117

They skipped quite a few steps down the slippery slope. You don't go from "women and men are equal" straight to "KILL ALL WHITE MALES OY VEY". It's a bit of a stretch.


89f01f  No.16293126

>>16292689

naw they still all probably have their jobs

they probably mostly fired white men


717f2e  No.16293136

>>16293123

Gamergate helped quite a bit in that regard.


c1b237  No.16293144

>>16293126

The people who were fired were undoubtedly all the hard working programmers and artists who were just making the shitty game that the directors and producers told them to. While I'm sure all the directors, producers and HR danger hairs are still secure in their employment.


e9fc8a  No.16293148

>>16293144

If you actually read it they said it was all "marketing, publishing, and operations teams" whatever the fuck that last one even means.


2572e2  No.16293153

There is a warehouse for of anthem keys they bought themselves to drive up hype and sales figures.


b462d0  No.16293156

>>16293148

I think server administrators, mods, that kind of thing. Continuing support, basically.


717f2e  No.16293159

>>16293144

Depression Quest F2P gatcha franchise when?


3508a1  No.16293161

>>16292610

BUT MARKETING SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE A MASSIVE SUCCESS!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO US?!?!?!?


bf78b7  No.16293182

>>16293161

>BUT MARKETING SAID THIS WAS GOING TO BE A MASSIVE SUCCESS!!!

Pretty sure they realized it will fail after battlefield (or was it destiny?).


3b0151  No.16293199

>>16292649

Apex is a twitch flavour of the month. And filled woth political propaganda, at that. It cannot hold players effectively and since it's f2p, that means limited returns.


717f2e  No.16293210

File: ac5607286e28ee9⋯.mp4 (5.1 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nigger_cattle.mp4)

So what's the next game EA is going to try and turn into the biggest thing in recent goldfish normalfag memory?

How hard will it fail?

>>16293199

>It cannot hold players effectively and since it's f2p, that means limited returns.

Weirdly enough Slav Thunder and World of Premium Ammo seem to be doing well enough despite their age.


2222b0  No.16293215

>>16292610

>anthem

I actually still don't know what that game was supposed to be. I have no idea what genre it is, what it's about, what it looks like… nothing. I don't even care. Let it burn.


3508a1  No.16293217

>>16293182

There's a bit of a conspiracy rolling around that the people at EA are fully aware of the shit nature of the company so every team accross every level within the publisher (from devs to mid-tier corporate execs) are operating under malicious compliance just to fuck EA over. In escence, they know they make and market shit games, but are so sick and tired of the apathy from those at the top that nobody cares about their jobs anymore and release failures so that EA dies quickly.


4b0063  No.16293242

>>16293210

Do they even have any upcoming big releases? I heard they were going to do a Dragon Age 4


57ace6  No.16293261

>>16293001

>next year

>Implying it won't all be shot up by a disgruntled group of ex employees in the next few months.


ac3dfb  No.16293262

>>16293242

It's a nothing burger announced late lsst year.


05f139  No.16293320

TEST


717f2e  No.16293337

>>16293217

Does EA management feel in charge?


298738  No.16293340

File: 37594e22fec3ac9⋯.jpg (321.9 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, hideous.jpg)

>>16292900 (Checked)

>trans

>lesbian

Yeah, okay mate. Prepared to be more angry but at least that dude is "married" to another bloke rather than bothering actual women.


3508a1  No.16293365

>>16293337

They think their money gives them power over others.


27be5e  No.16293367

File: 47593342e9c95ba⋯.png (7.65 KB, 679x427, 97:61, 475.png)


1b4749  No.16293380

>Launch Apex Legends without warning

>Gets 50 million players in a month and makes 92 million dollars in that time

<What the fuck do we need marketing people for? They've done nothing but bloat our budget for decades!

>Fire them all


bf78b7  No.16293389

>>16293380

but apex made money because it was shilled


f13c82  No.16293404

File: 5d43891980dc16f⋯.jpg (125.1 KB, 1024x582, 512:291, thank_you_dave_filoni_by_a….jpg)

Now Yidsney will be next.


628b15  No.16293416

File: 3ad4f759ce20088⋯.gif (276.58 KB, 240x287, 240:287, 3ad4f759ce20088328c858493d….gif)

File: ad5d15d447164bb⋯.gif (421 KB, 300x169, 300:169, tumblr_m7mhb8OvSG1rw4thmo1….gif)

>>16292610

EA laying off people, a sign of financial troubles for the greedy fucks, not a clear sign of EA's end, but laying off people is NEVER good.

does this mean this is a dance thread now?


717f2e  No.16293419

>>16293404

I wonder what'll happen to the American comic industry once superhero films run dry.


316fe6  No.16293426

File: 1dbe4ef2595b126⋯.jpeg (81.56 KB, 900x600, 3:2, serveimage (1).jpeg)


48f9d3  No.16293432

File: cf1a1dbb72e5845⋯.jpg (56.2 KB, 597x473, 597:473, 1347849535520.jpg)

Laying people off means nothing. They're simply getting rid of hopeful white developers who want a reasonable pay so they can replace them with pajeets working minimum wage.

It's still a sign of the end times, but it's not an immediate sign of financial trouble. It's just EA being EA.


1b4749  No.16293442

>>16293389

By streamers, not by the marketing department down the hall. They have been proven to be obsolete, just pay Ninja a million dollarydoos to show it off in front of kids and everything sorts itself out.


316fe6  No.16293446

>>16293442

This. Ads are for boomers.


f13c82  No.16293455

>>16293419

Marvel will suffer the same fate as Star Wars under Disney's influence. In fact, it already began years ago. Basically, any capeshit product such as toys, video games, comics will be trash. And the lore from the old comics will be forgotten.


e84c50  No.16293460

File: 65e4e66df437e27⋯.jpeg (88.56 KB, 800x566, 400:283, 831CD69E-0A6A-4BFD-A133-0….jpeg)

B-but /v/ told me Anthem made a 100 million! W-what happened?!


652e0f  No.16293483

>>16293460

>/v/ told me

The guy sounds like a faggot.


3ee3a8  No.16293509

>Of the company's roughly 9,000 employees, 350 people across the company's marketing, publishing, and operations teams will lose their jobs. This also includes operations in Japan and Russia, where the company is "ramping down our current presence [to] focus on different ways to serve our players in those markets

Good news overall, but Japan and Russia will probably be the only ones seeing slightly less marketing cancer.


e5faa7  No.16293554

File: 20290136599fe0c⋯.png (112.98 KB, 1067x863, 1067:863, 2019.png)

File: 9f031b56882d26e⋯.png (93.25 KB, 1094x752, 547:376, Feb 2003.png)

>>16293455

>>16293419

The comic industry worse than it has ever been. I'm not kidding. Go onto comichron and look at the "sales" figures now, versus the comic crash in the nineties. In the nineties, the top ten comic books regularly sold 100k units each, with some going into 200k. For the past few years, only the top two or three titles even hit 100k. Hell, the top ten has books that only hit 64k. And look at the prices. They cost more now. Hell, even the early 2000's numbers were better. And to add insult to injury, those numbers are units shipped to retail locations, not sales numbers. Diamond (the distribution company that has a total monopoly on comic book shipping) is notorious for overshipping poor selling comics, which cause the comic book shops to get nailed with extra shipping fees.

Last year 50 of the 2000 comic book shops in the US closed. No one is buying comics. Especially not the blue haired tumblr kikes that watch those trash marvel movies. Once the marvel movie boom fades, thats it for comics.


aef870  No.16293558

File: 5fabf5d8bd297cb⋯.jpg (260.58 KB, 800x725, 32:29, 5fabf5d8bd297cb80c4e88a966….jpg)

>>16293554

>tfw only comic I've read was the Punisher MAX series and that was in it's own self-contained story with an actual ending

I'd probably read comics more often if it wasn't this never-ending trash.


f13c82  No.16293579

>>16293558

The only marvel comics I've ever read as a kid was the ones the Army Post Exchange handed out to children.


c10ba7  No.16293583


e9fc8a  No.16293610

>>16293604

A not terribly bloated shitstain of a company would kill for a playerbase like that.


9e6875  No.16293651

>>16293595

fuck off back to /tv/


05f26f  No.16293659

>>16292610

Good decision most of them are lazy sjw bastards.


2128cc  No.16293698

File: 68e1570c623151e⋯.png (143.14 KB, 1011x436, 1011:436, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 02eff7e460ac654⋯.png (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

File: ef5239a01ef98b0⋯.webm (13.9 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2019-03-23 20-32-56.webm)

>>16292668

Yeah, I can vouch, I got bored with Apex within the first 2-3 games I played and went back to Fortnite because theres not only too little to Apex's content but it's also just massively shit.

>Literally only one game mode, can't pick anything else. Don't like trios battle royal? too bad that's the only thing

>Content is so lacking that they made a major announcement for a gun that was in Fortnite a few seasons back but was vaulted because it wasn't fun to use. Still not fun to use in Apex.

>Battle Pass has lackluster content and unless you sell your soul and play 15 hours a day you're not getting to tier 100 by season's end.

>Lootboxes. I don't need to go any further on that.

>Art style is bland and what you've seen hundreds of times over. Wow the world is fucking dull whoopdie doo. Map is piss all small and theres such a small pool of players.

>You're tied to 3 people only. If your friends are playing it's likely they're going to play with eachother so you're odd man out. If you want to play, you have to rely on randomers.

>If you want to play solo you're going to have an extremely bad time because again, odd man out, everyone else is playing with someone and you'll just get triple teamed

>armor does jack shit besides very slight damage mitigation, only shield you get is the one you use for when you're down.

>If you die, yeah you can get revived, but you're relying on strangers who 9/10 don't know what they're doing and just die anyways

>The ping system, Apex's seemingly best feature, was done within a week by Fortnite but better because it's less annoying since characters are just boring, dull, annoying.

Oh yeah THE FUCKING CHARACTERS

>all of them are uninteresting but try way too hard to be

>character abilities are beyond dumb, it comes down to who can spam their abilities out rather than pure skill alone

>characters will just not shut up

>can't necessarily mute the voices because weapon/ammo pings are based on voices and not clear/concise images of the gear with rarity

>forced in gender politics because why the fuck not? Like I really needed to know a character was nonbinary, I didn't know that was a stat for picking a character, I didn't know that it was a diversity contest and if my character was more diverse than everyone else then I win.

—-

At least with Fortnite I'm not only getting more bang for my buck but I'm not having to deal with so much shit.

I can finish a battle pass within the season no problem if I'm playing casually. Week 4 and I'm already in the level 80 area.

If I see a skin on sale, I can just buy it, or wait and it'll pop up on rotation again.

Occasionally fun/free stuff is given away

Weapon variety changes throughout the seasons miniguns will forever be shit, they really need to fix them

My skill is my skill, I don't need to rely on a character's abilities to save my ass because skins are just cosmetics

Map is alive, not only does it change with the seasons but parts of the map alter throughout the season, making it fun to explore and actually check places that you haven't been to.

A bunch of game modes rotated in and out, including respawn enabled ones where the goal is for your team to get to a number of kills, to downright insane ones where you have little to no friction and can slide around the map with unlimited grapples.

It has fucking vehicles which are varied and new ones get added each season

Creative mode where you can make custom game modes and is almost on par with Halo Forge

I don't have to hear about any politics in the game

Theres storylines going on if you're paying attention from an ice king who was keeping a fire elemental locked up, who escaped, fucked up the island with a big ass volcano and now unleashed a team of Mortal Kombat's Reptile, to a pizza joint going full on cult mode after force closing a rival fast food restaurant by planting roaches and is forcefully recruiting employees from said restaurant into their tomato cult in their Tomato Temple which destroyed their old restaurant- but then both companies started having food truck wars, and finally reopening both of these restaurants back up while shady shit is still going down behind the scenes over the course of three seasons.

Top all of this with the psuedo-cartoony art style and it just works better as a better game than Apex could ever hope to be since it caters to various audiences.


2ef939  No.16293732

>>16293698

>Paying for shit in a free to play game

>giving money to Tencent

This bait is too big for me.


2128cc  No.16293747


bf78b7  No.16293753

File: 3f239ece206ad2d⋯.jpg (367.81 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 1471105619948.jpg)

File: 8d0e2cbe6afe709⋯.jpg (55.27 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1470811999091.jpg)

File: 68ca554c01c7227⋯.webm (97.74 KB, 480x360, 4:3, you you.webm)


aef870  No.16293765

File: ab92c679e387324⋯.gif (391.16 KB, 496x498, 248:249, ab9.gif)


e9fc8a  No.16293766

>>16293747

Sage is not a downvote you cuckchan spic.


988114  No.16293767

>>16293698

>Hit somebody with 1 shot

>They immediately build a 4 side, 3 story perch

Map used to be nice but it's cluttered with such stupid, uninspired shit now.

also

>Current Lvl 100 battlebass reward


2128cc  No.16293800

>>16293767

Oh I legit have fun messing with those people. Often times I just miss on purpose to see them build this mega structure and I'll just be hiding behind a tree.

Then when two of these jackoffs are going at it, or they see me, I just use their kiddie bunkers against them. They oftentimes just get lost in them or lose track of where I am because they were so focused on their fuckawful build.

Or they think they're safe in their builds when you're just watching them from a thermal scope and they think they're clever when they peak out but you just knew where they were the entire time and just bop them.

And yeah, maps been getting a little hectic, especially around the volcano area which has an issue with landing on the sides so you're stuck on your glider going down, but a lot of the structures are currently being demolished over time like the Mansion near where the camp is.

And fuck yes, completely agree on that shitty skin.

>Ooh it's another color. Wow.

>Ooh it's an emote. Wow.

And it's based on survival like Ice King's challenges, but the thing with Ice King it felt a lot more rewarding because the skin looked great, the emote makes for a really good taunt, and it's a shot for more freebies.

I legit think that the current lvl 100 was swapped and that Hybrid was supposed to be the lvl 100 since you get more shit from it.


dc1feb  No.16293886

File: c16ce6716c93ad4⋯.png (345.13 KB, 740x414, 370:207, chinese propoganda cartoon.png)

>>16293698

Apex Legends also has some of the WORST fucking character design i've ever seen in any game at all and I can't understand how normalfags can stomach this shit?

HURR DURR, BRO ITS OKAY BECAUSE ITS FREE

Eating shit is free too but its common sense to not do that, but instead they do the videogame equivalent which is playing Apex Legends anyways.


298738  No.16293920

>>16293886

Actually worse than Lawbreakers. It's sad how they've introduced these characters at the same time as the uglification of women in games. They're not only ugly in appearance but attitude too.

It looks and sounds like a racist caricature and difficult to imagine some artist or art director isn't taking the piss.


f71a4d  No.16293953

>>16292610

>Look at them desperately trying to sweep their cucked developer's mistakes under the rug. Jesus fuck.

Anthem being shit was not the fault of the programmers. It was the fault of the suits pushing deadlines on them.


275098  No.16293958

>>16293886

How do you make a black chinese, a she boon, and a trailer park white girl look attractive? Its funny how all the women are ugly but the men look somewhat normal. They know exactly what they're doing


8cf0f4  No.16293961

File: b1ea7b30790bcc0⋯.jpg (326.82 KB, 409x532, 409:532, FAKKU U.jpg)

>>16293886

People will defend that face by saying its just a bad shot, but in the trailer she looks fucking horrible at every angle.

I don't even know how you design something that ugly without trying to insult chinks. or japs.


b6fab4  No.16293963

>>16292665

Only to be bought by warren buffet so the jewery can be cranked past 1000%.


e9fc8a  No.16293973

>>16293953

Keep telling yourself that pajeet.


c116a8  No.16293974

GET WOKE GO BROKE

>>16292751

Nah, they're too big to fall completely and are backed by jewish cabal infinite money cheat. But I hope I'm wrong ofc.

>>16293340

Yeah, well, at least he's not a hypocrite about it unlike CWC who would never want anything with another trans lesbian.


b6fab4  No.16293975


9ba92f  No.16293980

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16292751

>>16292610

>>16292617

>EA games thought trannies, fags and ugly women will save them

Why doesn’t EA just make fighting games aimed at blacks if they want muh diversity? Niggers love fighting games.


9ba92f  No.16293984

>>16293961

>>16293886

Fun fact. She suppose to be French Jamaican. Who associates France with Jamaica?


48109f  No.16293985

>>16293980

because SJW's don't actually like niggers, they just use the victem narrative for political leverage.


21a85c  No.16293990

File: 08a0fa56d629743⋯.jpg (82.95 KB, 641x493, 641:493, punisher_ducks-clipped.JPG)

>>16293558

>Punisher

Amen, anon. Only pseudo capeshit I can tolerate.


bcdb2e  No.16293998

>>16293261

>implying the trannies won't have shot themselves before then


7ebeb9  No.16294001

>>16293886

The only people I can actually stomach to play are the hunter guy and the (only) white guy (who gasses people). And they had to make the hunter guy be a non-gender.

Fun fact: Every single team has either a nigger or a faggot on it. The time lapse guy seems like a faggot so don't say he's not.


aef870  No.16294016

>>16293990

I liked the Ennis run mainly due to the lack of capeshit. The Ennis world didn't have any superheroes dicking around, it didn't have a superhero swoop in and go "LMAO CAN'T KILL THAT GUY", all it was was the Punisher slaughtering niggers and wops. And it even had an ending, so I can just ignore everything else.


d55c7a  No.16294019

File: 555b1ca387b39df⋯.jpg (24.49 KB, 450x331, 450:331, empty bowl cat.jpg)

>>16293958

Hey trailer park white girls can still be cute it has been done before.

>tfw no outgoing brash but frugal trailer trash gf that gets shy outside her comfort zone


21a85c  No.16294031

File: 52a7e3fe3a22634⋯.jpg (172.58 KB, 716x612, 179:153, 1322890721674.jpg)

>>16293958

>attractive trailer park white girl

It's like you didn't have a childhood, anon.


89d651  No.16294039

>>16292634

We’ll see. I’ve read enough proper world history, the kind with that hateful and bigoted thing called “considering facts on both sides of the equation.” to notice the catalyst for major events typically has nothing to do with a logical chain of events, but they just happen. Like how casual garbage becomes explosively popular for no good reason, but in the opposite direction.


298738  No.16294040

>>16293974

Yes and better than most trannies who conveniently also happen to be "lesbians". But I still object to using the word lesbian when he isn't a woman.


d55c7a  No.16294050

>>16294040

>But I still object to using the word lesbian when he isn't a woman.

Why even care? they're all just different shades of degenerate genetic dead ends.


298738  No.16294063

File: d11b9e691151a1c⋯.jpg (146.42 KB, 936x1188, 26:33, purification.jpg)

>>16294050

The main reason is because of how many trannies call themselves lesbians and the bullshit factor of that pisses me off, and because those types are the ones responsible for fucking up yuri scanlation sites. Obviously plenty of games and other things too.


27be5e  No.16294075

>>16293698

> Skill

really? I mean, really?


0dd217  No.16294088

>>16294031

The Kankers are considered unattractive in-universe of Ed, Edd n Eddy.


7cf2fb  No.16294108

File: 453eb8922a837fa⋯.jpg (91.92 KB, 604x604, 1:1, minesweeper.jpg)

>>16293886

>>16293958

That's a niggernese and a very common practice among these tranny (((artists))) in an attempt to, guess fucking what, insert themselves everywhere and ruins everything, especially if it means "smashing" muhh patriarchy. The hideous hobgoblin can easily go as gold medalist at the inclusion olympics, since it's a niggerchink mix, hideous like all SJWs, fat, and without a doubt retarded. If I had to guess who the perpetrator of that model is, it's probably some 400 pound butter golem on hormone therapy.


bf78b7  No.16294125

File: 57f0eecd80c8f22⋯.png (787.58 KB, 1075x611, 1075:611, again.png)

>>16294108

nigger i fucking survived my university lectures on minesweeper, its way more compelling than any of the other garbage, it has sleek gameplay with a modest but well rounded learning pattern and minor puzzle solving plus infinite replayability and really good difficulty customization


d55c7a  No.16294141

File: 2744f88a0ff06e5⋯.jpg (15.64 KB, 500x625, 4:5, cat pathetic.jpg)

>>16294063

Oh I get it you're just a MUH DICKing subhuman nigger with a dyke fetish then.


57ace6  No.16294159

>>16293998

>implying the trannies and soys won't take EA with them.

>implying they won't go in with bombs strapped to their mutilated bodies and become bio-weapons due to the amount of soy and aids they have.


2128cc  No.16294231

>>16293886

Ugh, yeah that's another thing.

None of the characters look good, and their skins are just awful. Within those three games and getting the skinnerbox-starter lootboxes I got a skin for the wanna-be ninja chick with wrist problems and it was a legendary skin? I'm not sure, but it sure looked fucking ugly, just a recolor of the base skin for white or something like that.

Even the masked dude has some weird shit going on with his designs, all of their designs are just questionable. The new guy looks like he has six nipples and is wearing pasties

The only character I played was Maui from Moana, but even his lines, even his skins were trash and just recolors. Also his voice lines sounded like they were delivered so half-heartedly even in the middle of combat.

>Theres people shooting at you, better just give a dull Dinklage line reading


e122ec  No.16294262

>>16293136

GG no re

Faggots


9d79fc  No.16294286

File: 4ba6fa7c9738e25⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 548x610, 274:305, 4ba6fa7c9738e2536689aa7f2d….gif)

>>16294088

So are conservative, pure and modestly dressed girls next door nowadays anon, but we all know we would not only date, but wife a girl like that in a heartbeat. Shame they don't exist anymore


b5e593  No.16294311

File: 38b470c0a7dd56f⋯.jpg (26.38 KB, 576x432, 4:3, 38b470c0a7dd56f15771b935e7….jpg)

>>16293001

rolling dubs for 2020


2ff9d7  No.16294315

File: ca4b76c42f86fb6⋯.jpg (432.1 KB, 1538x2048, 769:1024, D0meNBMX0Ag4f-Y.jpg)

>>16293958

>trailer park white girl

Wraith is a hapa, dumbfuck. Wh*tes are not allowed.


7c85df  No.16294327

File: 50ad34f4bc9ac7c⋯.png (81.05 KB, 492x518, 246:259, 1450053624511.png)

>>16294311

The dubs have spoken


27be5e  No.16294369

File: e7eaf2bc6cff23c⋯.png (30.58 KB, 1251x1565, 1251:1565, losslesslel.PNG)

>>16294333


b67c5a  No.16294386

>>16294333

>>16294369

no way


8f7e0f  No.16294412

File: d25cf790b4041ae⋯.jpg (66.97 KB, 512x407, 512:407, HABEEB_IT.jpg)


502e17  No.16294419

>>16294315

There is something deeply wrong with a game's character designs when cosplyers actually manage to be hotter than the in game model. Same thing happened with the spartan bitch from the last AC game.


882e08  No.16294431

>>16292610

>350 new code students

Damn, that's quite a few useless degrees that'll be walking the streets,

>those tabs

never gets old


3cf34c  No.16294436

>>16294419

I sometimes wonder whether it's always deliberate or simply the end result of hiring incompetent leftists.


0b0b69  No.16294454

File: 7e4192a54995a34⋯.jpg (15.9 KB, 210x251, 210:251, 128663137578.jpg)

>>16294412

thank you for that classic


27be5e  No.16294456

File: 2643f2b3ec8b01b⋯.jpg (31.04 KB, 419x261, 419:261, 8938506.jpg)


2ff9d7  No.16294460

File: be3e65322f8b38d⋯.png (927.25 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, burka fighter.png)

File: b01a4502c46d06f⋯.jpg (35.56 KB, 750x400, 15:8, Kano-MK11-Render-Featured-….jpg)

File: 607672a1177b26c⋯.jpg (158.83 KB, 688x584, 86:73, hurr unrealistic armor.jpg)

>>16294436

Deliberate, else they would do ugly males too.


f8585c  No.16294509

File: 621050c227c8b54⋯.png (718.17 KB, 600x458, 300:229, BF4 KIKE ON WHEELS.png)

>>16292610

Feels good man


dc0082  No.16294541

>Hire shills to sell your product

>Product is sold

>Fire shills once initial bulk of the sales is made

>350 out of 9000

Without numbers detailing how many of them were brought in for apex shilling and how many were already there, I can't see this 'happening' as anything but routine.

inb4 shill, I'm too jaded to give a fuck.


edde87  No.16294572

>>16293340

imagine how embarassed their families must be seeing them look like this in public. if they'd just be gay it'd actually be better


27be5e  No.16294607

>>16294541

The things EA are doing is more likely based on projections. Some shithead beancounter in a suit has likely told the board that they will be revenue negative based on projections in 2021 or some shit so they are reacting now.


29b3c9  No.16294609

>>16294460

I'm sure glad they made my favourite character, who wore a fucking bikini in her last appearance, is now wearing a full fucking face mask/burqa and bodysuit.

CY+4 can suck my masculine penis.


4f3784  No.16294628

>>16292935

Old timey shuckin' and jivin', eh? Stereotypes really do exist for a reason. It's so damn liberating to be a racist realist now.


57f1a5  No.16294647

>>16293340

>Loud fat guy in a dress starts work the same time I do

>Keeps bragging his "girlfriends" pay his rent

>They pick him up one day

>To a man, all obvious mtf


57f1a5  No.16294655

>>16293984

France had colonies in the carribean, but after the Haitians went on a genocidal rampage they probably left

Ask me why Haiti has been a shithole ever since


dc0082  No.16294667

>>16294607

That makes sense, but it kind of works like a self fulfulling prophecy

>We are foing to be increasing our earnings at a rate 7% slower than last year. Fire everyone

If they had any brains, they'd probably have replaced those shills long ago with actual competent devs and relied on youtubers to shill their game for weapon skins. But I jest. No competent developer ever stays in vidya.


c371dd  No.16294668

File: 427c3ba4ddabb15⋯.webm (11.81 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Haiti problems.webm)


e4caa3  No.16294670

File: e1c397b191e6d28⋯.jpg (233.84 KB, 1200x1049, 1200:1049, smug adventurers thumbs up.jpg)

>B-But muh u-unlimited m-money

Just because EA is a big company doesn't mean they are invisible.

Of course they won't go bankrupt or shut down but there will be alot of downsizing that their quality will become even more shit than they usually churn out.

Expect their future titles to look like shitty mobile games quality.


57f1a5  No.16294688

>>16294668

Remember the outrage when somone leaked Grumpf saying Haiti was a shithole and there were people running propaganda that Haiti was beautiful just to spite him?

Good times


1b9106  No.16294694

>>16294688

Yeah Conan O'brien went and took pictures to prove it was a nice place except autists triangulated from mountains in his pictures that he was staying at the top resort on the island for rich tourists with armed guards


83cdf1  No.16294914

File: 9647cb8f0ac9b1c⋯.png (78.04 KB, 800x800, 1:1, Coolface.png)

>>16293698

Epic troll, bro!


e5faa7  No.16294960

>>16294296

It really will. I can't wait till comics are dead.

t. lifelong comic reader


3cf34c  No.16294988

>>16294609

The face mask is a blessing. Mortal eyes were not meant to see the horror that lies underneath.


9e6ed3  No.16294998

>>16293961

She aint as ugly in game.

Game's fun and i have a jungle feverKill me


d5e0ec  No.16295011

File: 584ee645204a99f⋯.jpg (51.97 KB, 500x306, 250:153, 1463363898598.jpg)

>>16294670

Honestly that`s a misconception of the public at large, there`s so much insecure job conditions and rotten corporate culture a company can take before being effectively dead.


f174db  No.16295024

File: 1fbf543ca77105d⋯.jpg (26.04 KB, 350x247, 350:247, Twis-10.jpg)

>>16294668

>>16294655

>>16294688

Not vidya, but I always love when someone brings up Haiti because then I get to tell them that it was legal to rape kids up until 2005 as long as the raper married the kid he raped


3cf34c  No.16295029

>>16295024

Isn't that the case in every nigger shithole?


f174db  No.16295065


6d9c12  No.16295100

>>16293886

Is that thing photoshopped? Lawbreakers looked less horrifying


172e25  No.16295112

>>16294668

>we still have de pepol

I'd say kill the pepol, clean the island and renaturalize.


b626cd  No.16295117

>>16293455

>>16293554

They've already started moving their comics branch to Commiefornia. Their Marvel Youtube channel was turned into a lifestyle channel where you see women talking about being women, cooking shows and "let's plays" with celebrities.


2be58c  No.16295143

>>when the tumour breaks apart and all the cancer cells fly around infecting every other organ

Be prepared for maximum infection in hundreds of other companies.


5a7ff9  No.16295149

File: 6dd141928e7a0b0⋯.jpg (46.9 KB, 364x366, 182:183, smug_lusamine.jpg)

File: 95cfd01dc500024⋯.gif (1.76 MB, 420x236, 105:59, When_the_smug_hits_you.gif)

File: 8d18c3ef3e25fb8⋯.jpg (39.42 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Smugmugsmug.jpg)

File: 0fad2cd0777b419⋯.gif (754.18 KB, 300x262, 150:131, smugdata.gif)

File: 975145fc95a5b84⋯.gif (1.43 MB, 500x280, 25:14, SmugAnimeGirl.gif)

OH BOY AN EA HATE THREAD

They can go to hell for all I care, every fucking last one of those dev-devouring kikes.


f174db  No.16295151

>>16295149

I blame more all the faggot companies who sold their soul to the devil (EA) for a quick buyout


c4b6e7  No.16295160

File: 5dbb830793ac887⋯.jpg (43.59 KB, 720x654, 120:109, 5dbb830793ac8871df26ce21cd….jpg)

>>16292610

I just don't understand why a soulless company so focused on profit like EA is trying to pander to social justice so hard. Everybody knows that "diversity makes profit" is bullshit. Everybody knows that feminists don't buy games. I can guarantee if Apex had cute waifu characters it would be much more popular than it is (you don't need to go full weeb, but a middle of the road like Overwatch would be really smart). If Battlefield was just a normal WW2 game with white guys, nobody but the most rabid fanatics would complain about it.

So why, why in God's name are EA doing that?? I can't comprehend.


f174db  No.16295199

File: 46fe956c4a8b8bb⋯.mp4 (1.62 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 46fe956c4a8b8bbc539b3054d4….mp4)

>>16295160

Because the people in charge of these companies don't even give a shit anymore, as long as they get to virtue signal they believe everything they do is right even if it means catastrophe in the end and everyone suffers. Hey I mean at least they aren't racist misogynistic white supremacists evil white men who are all nazis right? I think it has more to do with a bunch of faggots trying their hardest to get "revenge"


36bd4e  No.16295217

>>16292634

>THE COLLAPSE IS COMING FOR REAL

How many times has this been said on this board for the past 5 years without it being true?

<t-the collapse i-is real t-this time i-i p-promise guys!


e9fc8a  No.16295233

>>16295160

Large companies haven't been focused on profit for a very long time now. Ever since they've become symbiotic with the feds they're job is to instill societal discord.


3cf34c  No.16295237

>>16295229

The last 5 years have been a case study examining if even normalfags have standards. As it turns out, they actually do. We've seen EA, Activision, Bethesda/Zenimax and Ubisoft humbled and shamed and losing hundreds of millions on their latest trash.

And the real kicker is that these companies have been doing this garbage for so long they have forgotten how to do anything else. Ubisoft will keep shitting out AssCreed despite AssCreed not being a bestseller anymore, and EA seems to be set on propping BioWare up until they take the whole of EA down with them, meanwhile Activision has no idea what to do now that people have gotten tired of Call of Duty.


36bd4e  No.16295264

>>16295229

Dude, shut up. You're a fucking idiot. No "collapse" is going to happen, especially when for years now you retards have kept regurgitating this shit without anything actually happening.

>>16295237

>As it turns out, they actually do. We've seen EA, Activision, Bethesda/Zenimax and Ubisoft humbled and shamed and losing hundreds of millions on their latest trash.

[citation severely needed]


e9fc8a  No.16295266

>>16295264

>>16295217

Hey blackpill spic.


f1b82e  No.16295273

>>16295264

>Industry crash

>Think it's some instant shit that doesnt take years

Retard detected


bb3ad4  No.16295278

>>16294668

Rafael Trujillo did absolutely nothing wrong, fuck those Haitian niggers.


36bd4e  No.16295284

>>16295273

You fucking moron.

ECONOMIC CRASHES ARE DEFINED BY BEING INSTANTANEOUS. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED CRASHES. ARE YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE? READ A BOOK YOU DUMB SMOOTHBRAINED NIGGER


8f7e0f  No.16295316

>>16295284

Like any book? Because I've read many books before and I still know you're retarded.


76e78d  No.16295324

File: 50a8443340998a0⋯.webm (984.06 KB, 848x524, 212:131, Untitled.webm)

>>16293404

Man, I fucking wish.


670168  No.16295328

>>16292610

but it did. wages are the biggest thing that affect bottom line. when you dump untold millions into marketing a game that flops like andromeda and then just spend a couple million on streamers to play your game and it does well you can bet your ass that marketing department is getting slashed in favour of hiring more streamers. doesn't matter how much money a company is making. they will always fire people or cut wages if they think they can push up that bottom line

even if that decision is completely retarded in the long run


3cf34c  No.16295349

>>16295328

Firing their marketing department might be the first smart thing EA has done in a while.


76e78d  No.16295371

File: 2e7c671b0c70023⋯.jpg (30.77 KB, 236x380, 59:95, 1545963777796.jpg)

>>16295160

Being chosen by the public as the worse company in USA that time really broke then. It was obviously a damage to the brand and should be adressed, but instead of going the logical way and focus on pleasing costumers with a good service, they picked some political cause In this case progressivism and started forcing it all the way as a mean to pretend they are good guys. Obviously it didn't work, and now they are only managing to make their games a "no go" to those who don't agree with this garbage. Worse yet: As they now had the protection of journos for picking their side in the cultural war they went all out on the greedy tactics even more.

It is all for money, anon. Always is.


e9fc8a  No.16295377

>>16295371

They were forcing progressivism before that.


1df643  No.16295505

>>16292637

The claim that less people bought Anthem is not correct. Fewer people did. LERN 2 GRAMMER.


670168  No.16295599

>>16295371

>It is all for money, anon. Always is.

and then you can understand why everything is getting so political. politics is money so only makes sense.

>please fund my game its so progressive~

>$$$$$

>please fund my game too we're so un-PC

>$$$$$


298738  No.16295730

>>16294572

They look like clowns. Actual clowns. It's horrible to imagine that.

>>16294647

Sorry you have to work with someone like that.


468aed  No.16295826

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16293886

Ruby Rhod got his own game?


7ed01b  No.16295834

>>16293886

This is the future that devs will bring about if gamers aren't willing to rebel and make their voice heard.


09404d  No.16295923

>>16295284

Yeah because crashes are totally not a chain of events.

Its just like a nuke, one seconds everything is fine, and then 10ms later 100k people are fired.

But if you really get a boner from (((semantic))) games then call it a rapid decline instead. Point still is that these companies are bloated as fuck and are currently bleeding money faster than they can steal it.

>>16295371

Not only this, but the very "hype train" culture these companies have trained the normalfags to adapt to over the last years happens to backfire more and more often and instead turn into a "shit-train" where watching their favorite e-celeb trash a game is more entertaining than playing it.

Not to mention wasting IPs and mid-range games like dead space or simcity was just dumb as those games together may have been able to make up for the failure of their big IPs, but no, a decent amount of profit is not good enough so they would rather not have them at all, thus they have nothing to soften the blow of BF:V turning into a dumpster fire outside of a shitty F2P BR and a mediocre destiny clone.

But hey, at least their offices are filled with lazy niggers and mentally disabled faggots.


89d651  No.16295940

>>16295826

>Game where you’re a radio DJ that keeps unintentionally falling into dangerous situations and you have to keep your show going while trying to not die.

I’d pirate it. I have no idea how it would play though.


f48c23  No.16296006

File: ce5b7b4f691b29f⋯.png (64.74 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1543293401.png)

>>16294668

>Whites create functional society on tropical deserted island

>Niggers demand gibs

>French surrender it as is tradition

>Another new nigger nation collapses because you can't run a civilization on double digit IQ

like pottery


fae2f9  No.16296100

File: 88c750c6b4ae1c5⋯.jpg (27.16 KB, 280x233, 280:233, Warrantdirty.jpg)

>>16292610

>AND THEY TRIED TO SAY ANTHEM DID WELL

Except that these days, a company lays off more employees when a game does well, than when it does poorly. If a game is a flop, it's a flop, and they're not going to be able to cover it in the margins. If it's a success, the incentive is there to cut costs as much as possible while raking in the maximum amount of cash through lootboxes in order to please the investors who are addicted to exponential growth on their investment in a market that's already hit peak saturation.


415f10  No.16296143

>>16294141

That's not even a real fetish. Heterosexuals enjoy seeing multiple women normally. Why would you want compete for your waiifu with another dude, you homo?


415f10  No.16296161

>>16294460

Kano is Austin Aries?


c1b237  No.16296184

>>16293460

$100 million when chances are they spent more than that on just marketing alone. There were constant adverts for the game on nearly every TV channel and social media website. I would not be surprised if they spent a quarter million on advertising. That's not even considering the development budget which had to be at least $80 million.


e9fc8a  No.16296230

>>16296137

Nice IP hop blackpill spic. Also learn what a strawman is.


93b010  No.16296281

>>16296100

Wow, an anon that actually understands the implications of this.


e9fc8a  No.16296283

>>16296281

>>16296100

It bombed and no amount of ban evasion will change that.


ccfbe5  No.16296365


24301c  No.16296915

>>16292610

>Investors just want to cash in and get out of gaming

>Last ditch to get as much shekel as possible

>Layoff bottom line

>Wait for wavering revenue

>Then layoff everyone else and sell everything


1bae72  No.16296928

>Tell people they make fucking garbage

>"You're just entitled"

>Get fired

These fags deserve to starve.


12f520  No.16296964

File: 58e81998375b317⋯.jpg (64.5 KB, 500x504, 125:126, Blackpillfag shits up a th….jpg)

>>16296861

None of your posts have convinced anyone to become a blackpill like you.


c0400a  No.16296993

looks like all these sjw parasites are going to have find another hobby to parasitize off of, now.


76e78d  No.16297799

File: 59ecf046cab3adc⋯.jpg (37.29 KB, 640x481, 640:481, 1457549703283.jpg)

>>16294668

>>16294688

Haitians run to Brazil, and think our country is a fucking paradise. I can't even beging to imagine how much their country sucks. Actually, people on Brazil have a saying that goes "the day our army leaves haiti, everyone else there will die in the next month".

Lefties are sensitive about Haiti because is a country that was built into nigger revolution, so they romanticize it. But Haiti never worked, and never will work. You can't build a country that doesn't starve to death only with niggers, don't matter if on Africa or South America.


415f10  No.16297809

>>16297799

There's no trees left on the island because they used them all for firewood. Haiti is a lost cause really.


c371dd  No.16297812

File: 2133d52b5269f58⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1296x849, 432:283, niggers haiti.png)


519ef3  No.16297838

>>16292610

what is the tl;dr reason why this is habbening?


3550bc  No.16297973

>>16295160

>why are they doing what their jewish masters tell them to do

Anon, do I have to post my book excerpt again?

People often sink to neutral bromides–which are demonstrably untrue–to attempt to explain away the actions of businesses. People will say, “The media only cares about ratings!” when clearly the media is willing to lose money before reporting on an idea they find unpalatable–meaning: which goes against their collective narrative. After all, the entire company which produces the magazine Newsweek sold for one dollar, but only to the right buyer: ✡Sidney Harman.✡

Take an example: the purchase of the Star Wars franchise by Disney, a massive corporation currently owned and operated by jews. Since the first film in 1977, Star Wars had expanded into a multibillion dollar industry of its own, with an established culture, six films, a few television series, and hundreds upon hundreds of books detailing “uncanonical” events in the Star Wars universe outside of the films and official literature. It’s extremely clear that this “Expanded Universe” was a safe bet for future endeavors in the series. The books had sold well, the canon was established, and adapting books to the big screen is arguably the only thing Hollywood can do anymore. Surely the purchase of Lucasfilm by Disney meant they were going to select a handful of the Star Wars EU novels, draw up three screenplays, and release a new trilogy of films, canonizing the actions of favorite movie characters that had formerly only shown up again in speculative books. Surely. Right?

No. Disney chose to take a giant risk. They declared the EU to be “legacy” work and “not canon.” They rewrote the Star Wars series to prominently feature feminism and kill off the two most popular characters in the entire franchise. This required dismissing decades of defined artwork, redeveloping plots, and imagining new characters. The result? Far fewer toy sales, fewer moviegoers, and highly unpopular figures–both in the form of characters and directors/producers. The third Star Wars trilogy–expected to be yet another blockbuster series built on the successes of the earlier content–has now been preemptively pulled from the theaters of entire countries due to a complete lack of interest. The films would have done better, had a loyal following, and would have lead to a wealth of merchandising opportunities had Disney not rewritten everything for the sole sake of propaganda. It’s a model that worked well for Marvel Comics, after all. They brought their “Civil War” and “Infinity Gauntlet” sagas to the big screen in as “safe” a manner as possible from a filmmaking perspective, and they reaped the rewards. The Marvel universe, by the way, is founded upon jewish teachings–as is the ideological premise of a superhero. The “god” of the Marvel world was “shattered” by the act of creation, and its essence was scattered around the universe in six pieces–the Infinity Stones. Bringing them together allows the owner the power of a god. Sound familiar? Tikkun olam.

Clearly, corporations are not motivated solely by “making money,” and Star Wars is not about “fanservice.” Corporations–particularly those in the media–seek to redefine and control human thought. If they wanted to make money, they would make products, or they would speculate on Wall Street. The media’s goal is to hypnotize you into believing what they want you to believe. The things they want you to believe are nefarious and horrible, as you now know, fueled by all the horrible depravities of the jews which own said media. Just observing at their actions and patterns of media personalities, celebrities, and corporations should make this obvious, but most people ignore it. Society has been made to believe that “corporations only want money.” Most of these media businesses lose money. The few that don’t generally only make enough to keep themselves going–except in rare cases where they come up with a gimmick that becomes popular. Newsweek, CNN, MTV, SNL, Hollywood, the music industry; the list continues. If profit dictated their survival, virtually all of them would be dead. Even Hollywood would be far more stunted than it is now. Jews have full control over just about every piece of media and communication you can think of for a reason, and that reason is certainly not to make money. It’s to control minds. Children today have grown up in an environment where mainstream assumptions cannot even be questioned, even on Internet platforms.


e35971  No.16298169

>>16296100

>Except that these days, a company lays off more employees when a game does well, than when it does poorly. If a game is a flop, it's a flop, and they're not going to be able to cover it in the margins.

Yes anon, investors love when they lose sums of money, and prefer to just ignore the situation and eat more losses and hate being placated with knee-jerk cuts you fucking faggot.


dbb655  No.16298223

i dont like ea games


e09ae6  No.16298254

File: 0753ed49f559202⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, menofculture.jpg)

>>16293698

>My skill is my skill, I don't need to rely on a character's abilities to save my ass because skins are just cosmetics

preach it brother


1b597b  No.16298261

>>16294315

>attractive black girl posted on 8chan

>straight nose, light colored eyes, thin lips, all white features aside from skin

Every.Single.Time


1bb7cb  No.16298451

File: 2de1561c08c7bc1⋯.png (611.06 KB, 907x768, 907:768, 2019-03-27_230254.png)


000000  No.16298582

>>16298451

Anyone that works at any restaurant or other kind of food service near that monster should try to kill it by poisoning her food.


fad7e7  No.16298584

File: 529617a9ea89e65⋯.png (74.73 KB, 600x325, 24:13, logo.png)

>>16292674

Ultimately I think that Hytale, If the developers pull it off will be the game that clobbers the numbers of Apex and Fortnite together.

Minecraft, for how atrociously stale that game has gotten, Still gets player numbers higher than Fortnite, because it's built on a solid foundation.

BR's are, at their core, just a gamemode. A stupid, unbalanced, dogshit flavour of the month gamemode. Minecraft is more than just a gamemode.

The reason why so many "minecraft killers" have failed is because they are just imitations of minecraft. Cashgrabs grabin cash without understanding why people like Minecraft.

Hypixel has run Minecraft severs for years and know what makes the game tick, so if they are making Minecraft 2.0 then they will know what makes a good game and a bad game.

If Hytale is even a fraction of what they are showing on their site than that game is going to be absolutely huge.


9e6ed3  No.16298587

>>16298451

>obese white woman

>"queen of interracial things"

like pottery


3cf34c  No.16298589

>>16298587

Also Swedish. The jokes basically write themselves.


9ba92f  No.16298664

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16298589

>>16298587

>>16298451

>Making fun of Swedes

>No one spamming mutt memes

Did Swedes admit defect or did article 13 ban Swedes and Britbongs? /pol/ /k/ /tv/ all been spammed with amerimutt memes for 24 hours when the EU passsed article. Especially on 8/pol/.


d5b7be  No.16298700

File: 53bfed4cd7ec84b⋯.jpg (40.32 KB, 600x450, 4:3, culebra.jpg)

>>16294159

>gay foxdie is real.


782e0c  No.16299211

>>16298807

GOOD!


ff8f34  No.16299213

File: 688125a07d44d0a⋯.png (134.99 KB, 950x617, 950:617, (((corporations))).png)

File: 6b3804af959a7df⋯.webm (8.6 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Lost_Dream_Generation.webm)


965aea  No.16299226

File: 37830d1a3e6c783⋯.jpg (52.36 KB, 600x312, 25:13, Beyonce-Knowles-Before-Aft….jpg)

>>16298261

>straight nose, wide nose, light skin, dark skin, caucasian lips, black lips

Beyoncey had all those features at one point.


1594ea  No.16299243

>>16294315

>Wraith is a hapa

I thought she was an alien


e9fc8a  No.16299249

>>16298584

>BR's are, at their core, just a gamemode.

I keep telling people this and I pretty much just get the Home Improvement reaction. It's astounding just how little people know about options and variety in games now since we've gone so long without it. Hell, I guarantee most people don't even know single player campaigns with coop used to be the norm for shooters, or that RTS was even a thing.


dbb655  No.16299890

>>16298584

are you telling me that we can go back in time?


5abb32  No.16299947

>>16295112

Don't even have to kill them. Let them kill themselves. Cut off all "relief" efforts and quarantine the island. In two years they'll all be dead, in 20 years the vegitation will have grown back. Won't really help with the trash, but it should be livable again.


e9fc8a  No.16300015

>>16299890

TO ANOTHER WORLD


18b9b0  No.16300077

>>16294572

>if they'd just be gay it'd actually be better

Sure, but they're prison gay, they didn't start out like that. They started out by seeing transition timelines made by people younger and less masculine than them who still probably had to abuse angles and cake on makeup, if not outright photoshop, to make their after pictures look good. They figured HRT was magic that would make them just like real girls, and by the time they realized that was bullshit they were ideologically committed to the idea that they actually were real girls and beauty was a spook so them sucking each other's dicks totally counts as lesbian sex.


e9fc8a  No.16301145

>>16300077

No wonder trannies want all anime girl games banned. It's like a safe, cheaper alternative to chopping your dick off.


18b9b0  No.16301706

>>16301145

>No wonder trannies want all anime girl games banned.

Trannies are better than other segments of the left on that, because at some level most of them still understand the appeal of the idealized female form. Bitching about cute girls is mostly something women and cuckolds do.


4b0063  No.16301725

File: 6096f9200191635⋯.jpg (69.55 KB, 887x945, 887:945, 6096f9200191635e468c9867ce….jpg)

>>16301706

>Trannies are better than other segments of the left on that, because at some level most of them still understand the appeal of the idealized female form.

No they fucking don't, trannies are a complete affront to femininity. 99% try to pass as females just by putting on a colored wig, random women clothing and very badly applied make-up. They understand nothing about body shape, mannerisms or anything that makes a woman desirable.


18b9b0  No.16301763

>>16301725

I didn't say they achieved it. If you see an anime girl avatar that isn't from some entry-level shit like Sailor Moon, though, it's almost always either a tranny, some kind of esoteric Hitlerist shitposter, or both.


76e78d  No.16301877

File: f2d4b776022f72b⋯.png (138.38 KB, 619x450, 619:450, 1525785716697.png)

>>16301763

> If you see an anime girl avatar that isn't from some entry-level shit like Sailor Moon, though, it's almost always either a tranny, some kind of esoteric Hitlerist shitposter, or both

I am neither of those, neither are my friends who like anime, neither is my cousing who like anime. We have an entire social media for anime fans and 90% of people there use anime accounts, and use anime pictures in their other social media, and nobody I know there is neither of those.

Please, stop swallowing the crap people say, you fucking shepple. People who say those things about people with anime pictures are divided in only two groups: People who are mad they can't call the boss of those who tell then bad things in the internet when they have anime profiles, and idiots like you, who see their shallow argumentation that is nothing but coping, but you're too dumb to realize. I know where you took that shit from, I saw the twitter saying this same shit, but I didn't tought there would be somebody so fucking stupid to take that shit seriously.

Now please, make a homemade bomb and sit on it. I say this as an anime fan, what you said is something that would only come out of a politically deranged retard.


e9fc8a  No.16301884

>>16301706

>>16301763

Having an anime profile pic on twitter has never stopped some deranged leftist from wanting "problematic" stuff, ie shit we don't make money directly off of, to get banned. It's weeb equivalent of a kike pretending to be white.


76e78d  No.16301901

File: 866a3a2223baa2e⋯.jpg (53.06 KB, 800x723, 800:723, 1522109957088.jpg)

>>16301763

All of my friends, not one, not two, all of then are weebs, and none is a tranny or a nazist. Do you know what is the only thing they have in common? THEY LIKE ANIME.

Screw yourself, you double faggot. You have no moral standard to make such a retard statement.


e2b7d9  No.16301920

>>16301877

>>16301901

>newfag reponds twice to the same post

>waaah must nazis

>spells nazi as 'nazist' so probably a Swede

>we have an entire social media for anime fans

Kill yourself, faggot-kun.


e9fc8a  No.16301922

>>16301920

You forgot the cuckchan filenames.


28a0ce  No.16301925

File: 012b7299f8ae610⋯.png (208.96 KB, 499x485, 499:485, 018c3cf9a6fbd25ba44f7e14d9….png)

>>16301725

you're describing a transtrender, not a tranny Most trannies try to hyperfeminize and hypersexualize themselves. Leads me to believe its some variant of narcasism or the disorder that makes people only sexually attracted to themself.


e9fc8a  No.16301928

>>16301925

>some variant of narcasism

It's a mix of narcissism and self loathing. They hate themselves but also see themselves everywhere so they hate everything else by extension.


76e78d  No.16301936

File: 6029bd652906b36⋯.jpg (51.63 KB, 1000x559, 1000:559, 1529860900448.jpg)

>>16301920

Stop moving goalposts retard, you are wrong and you have no moral standard to talk about what people with anime profiles like, you dumb cuck. Find a tranny and buttfuck her until you both die from AIDS, you obsessed cunt.


a43fbb  No.16301938


e9fc8a  No.16301946

>>16301936

No, seriously. Go back.


fda5b2  No.16301992

File: bd82d9dc533b859⋯.jpg (132.94 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Apex-Legends-How-to-Unlock….jpg)

>>16292649

>So does this mean that even Apex is a failure

All I know is that on twitch it severely dropped off.

They also paid Ninja one million dollars to stream it there for a while. funny now that the sponsorships are done it's around Overwatch numbers almost.


e2b7d9  No.16302044

>>16301936

>newfag can't into IDs

>another cuckchan filename

wew lad


dbb655  No.16302069

>>16301763

>point a, b, or somewhere in between

typical nazist


e2b7d9  No.16302087

>>16302069

>typical nazist

>spelled 'nazist'

SWEDEN YES


000000  No.16302326

>>16302069

Nothing wrong with National Socialism. Tranny abominations are not people and it is ok to kill them for existing.


e1a811  No.16302444

>>16295940

It would be a rhythm game. Something like Space Channel 5, I think that was the name, except maybe it throws curve balls at you. So you think you need to press x in such and such seconds, but suddenly another prompt shows up to represent the character trying to keep his cool and keep the show going despite someone getting shot or just seeing a grenade go off.

>>16297799

Haiti keeps getting aid from various sources, I think including the US. That is pretty accurate though, A lot of places would just die if aid money dried up.


7cf2fb  No.16303690

File: ec84b2c5d83c6b0⋯.png (12.28 KB, 254x248, 127:124, you.png)

>>16293698

You're a completely fucking degenerate mongrel, anon. Hehe.




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