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39ff95 (1)  No.16278317>>16278355 >>16278374 >>16278379 >>16278507 >>16279197 >>16279367 >>16283749 >>16284014 >>16284533 >>16301604 >>16328900 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Toad's mushroom is a hat. If he's electrocuted in Mario Strikers, his skeleton confirms it. The Mario cartoon was right the entire time.

c0febb (1)  No.16278341>>16278355 >>16278846 >>16286303

Of course it's a fucking hat, what fucking retard thought otherwise? THEY ARE MUSHROOM HATS BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. ITS THEIR COUNTRYS CLOTHES FUCKING RETARDS


fca9c8 (1)  No.16278351

Even if it's actually a hat, I don't think a mushroom would have bones in it.


d501bc (8)  No.16278352>>16278636 >>16279417

It's Diddy's Kong Quest, not Diddy Kong's Quest.


99c352 (1)  No.16278353>>16283819 >>16294857

The Super Mario Bros Anime confirms this, retard


1edbef (2)  No.16278355>>16278361 >>16278480 >>16336525

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>>16278317 (OP)

What if it's not a hat but it actually grows on their head like hair?

>>16278341

Peach is the queen and she doesn't wear a single mushroom related thing.


e8a64a (1)  No.16278357>>16278361

It's not a hat, it's soft tissue.


1edbef (2)  No.16278361

>>16278355

>queen

I meant princess. But yeah, what >>16278357 is saying.


4c7e65 (2)  No.16278365

lol they're bald


a409df (1)  No.16278374>>16278388

>>16278317 (OP)

Do you think fungal growth would have bone in it, you fucking moron?


cf03ee (1)  No.16278379>>16278388

>>16278317 (OP)

>material not showing up on an x-ray means its a hat.


2ace55 (3)  No.16278380>>16284033

File (hide): 175b8df5e977a19⋯.png (20.75 KB, 100x212, 25:53, 100px-Monita.png) (h) (u)

That skeleton's recycled

Maybe it's not totally obvious but, that texture is BADLY stretched


0801e8 (1)  No.16278385>>16280939 >>16280999

>another one line cuckchan tier thread by OP

HEY BUT IT"S JUST A THEERY, A GAY THEERY


d501bc (8)  No.16278388>>16278401 >>16278405

>>16278379

>>16278374

Fungus shows up under xray.


2ace55 (3)  No.16278401>>16278405 >>16278409

>>16278388

Correction, fungi with high calcium and zinc show up under xray.

Not all fungi


3e5cd1 (1)  No.16278405

>>16278388

>>16278401

and yet this isn't an x-ray is it? It's a fucking cartoon shock.


d501bc (8)  No.16278409>>16278412

>>16278401

>fungi with high calcium and zinc

Such as one attached to a bone parasitically.


2ace55 (3)  No.16278412

>>16278409

Not necessarily.


512ee7 (4)  No.16278460>>16278631 >>16278640 >>16278670 >>16278871

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REally Gets the almonds activated here….


db0259 (1)  No.16278480

>>16278355

Dat ass is peachy as fug


3d8187 (1)  No.16278507>>16288474

>>16278317 (OP)

Do you have bones in your hair?


591788 (1)  No.16278534

OP why were you not aborted?


decf54 (1)  No.16278631>>16278648

>>16278460

leave redditor


960595 (3)  No.16278636

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960595 (3)  No.16278640>>16278648

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>>16278460

Okay seriously fuck off lad.


512ee7 (4)  No.16278648>>16278663 >>16278670


68f873 (2)  No.16278663>>16278730

>>16278648

haha Gaybriel


cea9da (1)  No.16278666

File (hide): be763f0228938d5⋯.png (16.23 KB, 150x153, 50:51, ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

The entire Command and Conquer (more specifically Red Alert) explains how the German Reich was right in assuming that the Soviet Union and Communism would have snowballed into Europe without a stronger nation to stop it. All three series are strictly related to the outcome of the alternative second world war (Tiberian series if Soviets are victorious in Europe, as Kane would be able to create his grassroots movement with all the money and power all that influence would have given him and the USA forming GDI with neutral nations, Generals with an Allied victory in WW2 and 3 and RA3 with an Allied victory in WW2 and a Soviet near defeat in 3).


4923a2 (1)  No.16278670

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512ee7 (4)  No.16278730>>16278761

>>16278663

Gaem theoram?


68f873 (2)  No.16278761

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>>16278730

Haha In this Episode of GAY Theory I prove that Chara is NIGGER Collins


c4e2b6 (1)  No.16278846

>>16278341

>they couldn't possibly have been actual mushroom people

>who live in the mushroom kingdom

>because they are mushroom people


97051f (1)  No.16278871>>16278913

>>16278460

I'll tell you what else he activates


12d7b1 (1)  No.16278913>>16288555

>>16278871

>fleshy skeleton

>fleshy skeleton faggotry

>fleshy skeleton faggotry undermeme

Disgraceful.


9ca13b (1)  No.16278980>>16279100 >>16279207 >>16279217 >>16280070 >>16280079 >>16280280

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Pokemon don't say their names. People just started naming them after the sounds they make.


7eb773 (6)  No.16279082

Then how could hats suddenly become a fad in the MK at the end of Odyssey, if all the Toads were already wearing hats? And why would they wear hats on top of their mushroom hats?


d501bc (8)  No.16279100

>>16278980

Is that why Poliwag and Ditto don't have the same name?


094733 (3)  No.16279197

>>16278317 (OP)

Why would you assume mushroom flesh would have the same properties as bones? Granted those actually are hats you can take off, somehow.


680413 (1)  No.16279207

>>16278980

Anime isn't canon


61dc34 (1)  No.16279217

>>16278980

No shit. That one dude's Pikachu doesn't say "Sparky Sparky".


cec5f6 (4)  No.16279367>>16279516

>>16278317 (OP)

I always knew this even without the cartoon. Is fucking common sense. Peach is not a mushroom herself.


779540 (1)  No.16279417>>16279423 >>16279516 >>16279577

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>Enter thread thinking "yeah no shit it's a hat"

<All those anons trying to argue otherwise

You need to get your shit together people.

>>16278352

In the same vein, it took me until disc 3 to realize it was The Legend of Dragoon, not Legend of the Dragoon..


dee37b (1)  No.16279423

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>>16279417

>it was The Legend of Dragoon, not Legend of the Dragoon

OH MY FUCKING GOD


7eb773 (6)  No.16279516>>16279540

>>16279417

>>16279367

>game setting includes walking, talking, grumpy acorns, turtle dragons, intelligent dinosaurs, and sentient rocks

>but actual mushroom people? that's crazy

Throughout the entire Mario series, aside from a non-canon cartoon, we have never seen a capless Toad. Also, since at least the N64 days, Toads have been depicted wearing hats on top of their mushroom caps. Their caps have never been described as being a hat, and there has never been evidence supporting it. And, before you cry about Peach not having a mushroom head, she's also not a tubby Krillin creature, unlike every single Toad in her kingdom.


cec5f6 (4)  No.16279540>>16279564

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>>16279516

The cap doesn't have any indication of it being part of their bodies. It actually looks like it's resting on their heads, like a cap.


7eb773 (6)  No.16279564>>16279585 >>16280462

>>16279540

Then explain why they don't take it off to wear other hats. Explain why we have never once seen a Toad without a cap. Explain how hats can be a new fad in a kingdom where everyone is wearing a hat 24/7. Explain why Toadette's cap is designed to resemble female hair, instead of some variety of female hat.


1b65e5 (1)  No.16279577

>>16279417

Looney Tunes


8dbc11 (1)  No.16279584

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It was like, 5 years ago when I realized the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles were actually Teenaged. I guess I never registered it being their name so long n all, they aways came off more like surfer brahs or skate fags then actual teenagers


cec5f6 (4)  No.16279585>>16279629 >>16279634 >>16279658 >>16280462

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>>16279564

They do. It's probable that the mushroom kingdom is hot as balls, that would explain the attire as well, they need the hat as protection from the sun. As for Toadette, that's the female hat.


7eb773 (6)  No.16279629>>16279634 >>16279672 >>16280524

>>16279585

The helmet in your picture is clearly way too big to actually fit their head, if the cap was removed, unless they have some kind of freakishly huge cranium that mysteriously doesn't appear in OP's x-ray. It's more reasonable that the cap is just squished under it.


7eb773 (6)  No.16279634>>16283819

>>16279585

>>16279629

It's also depicting a Toad under the effect of a power-up, and power-ups have demonstrated the capability to change the physical size, proportion, and entire anatomy of the people who use them.


9d83ae (1)  No.16279656

A penis is just a hat, if you get an x ray it doesn't show


7eb773 (6)  No.16279658>>16279695 >>16282066 >>16309724

>>16279585

Oh, one more thing before I go to bed.

>It's probable that the mushroom kingdom is hot as balls

Demonstrably false. Peach, Mario, and Luigi all wear clothing that would be very warm, and both Mario and Peach feel the need to shorten or entirely remove their sleeves when vacationing on a tropical island. Furthermore, Mario does not use the "hot" idle animation, while in the Mushroom Kingdom, in Odyssey, unlike other kingdoms and areas that are supposed to be hot.


094733 (3)  No.16279672

>>16279629

It's a mushroom cap Anon, it's probably a lot of air inside with it's edges closing up around the head.


8797a8 (1)  No.16279695

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>>16279658

This is the autism I come here for.


23613b (1)  No.16280070

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>>16278980

Which is why we call these Cookies. You're a genius..


7dc421 (2)  No.16280079>>16280312

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>>16278980

Ah yes, who could forget memorable Pokémon such as Dodogyuuun, Gyaaas, or my personal favorite, Zut Zutt?


c44e34 (1)  No.16280280>>16280295

>>16278980

And that's why they're named differently in different countries: it's the regional accents.


31a258 (1)  No.16280295>>16280987

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>>16280280

Uh huh. What region?


f9e41e (1)  No.16280312>>16280516

>>16280079

Anime lore=/=Game lore=/=Manga lore


aeda5e (2)  No.16280462

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>>16279564

>>16279585

In Paper Mario: TTYD, Jolene has actual hair.


361fe0 (4)  No.16280479>>16280504

I remember some article in the recent years about an official statement from Nintendo that Toads don't actually have genders, their manner to identify as Toads or Toadettes is just arbitrary depending on what they like, I think the games have contradicted since and it was just lip service to all the SJWs who pretend to care about vidya (in a manner of middle aged executives grasping for relevancy, it was relatively tame, if you wanted to really appease the SJWs you'd go for more genderspecial bullshit instead of a simple straightforward statement like that).


c0705e (2)  No.16280504>>16280507

>>16280479

But it would make sense, considering that actual Fungi don't have genders.


aeda5e (2)  No.16280507>>16280529

>>16280504

But if the mushroom cap is just a hat, are they really fungi?


42f8f3 (1)  No.16280509>>16280519

Post bald Toadette.


23a425 (1)  No.16280515>>16280530 >>16280543

WHY IS THE BLOODLINE 2 THREAT LOCKED?


358839 (3)  No.16280516

>>16280312

Anime lore is always semi-canon, dude.


5e9592 (1)  No.16280519

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e5556e (2)  No.16280524

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>>16279629

Anon, the helmet is also abnormally large.


c0705e (2)  No.16280529

>>16280507

It's not a hat, but it can be disconnected and grow back, much like actual Fungi. In Fungi, their cap is their reproductive system that produces spores, which is why it also makes sense Toads have a very small lower body.

My guess is that for Toads to create more of themselves, they rip off their caps and plant them where it would create another toad.

It's also worth noting that Toads can be picked up by their cap without it falling off, so we can assume it takes quite a bit of pressure in order to rip it off.


e5556e (2)  No.16280530>>16280543

>>16280515

Good question. If I had to guess…faggot mods.


d0332e (2)  No.16280543

>>16280515

>>16280530

lrn2read

lrn2search

>>>/v/16275091


31353a (1)  No.16280939>>16281990

>>16278385

>please waste my time with long, shitty, tl;dr threads instead OP.

Nice image, it perfectly depicts you, just replace semen with TL;DR and you'd be choking on word cocks all day, faggot.


8b57c5 (5)  No.16280987>>16286303

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>>16280295

Uhh, upstate Kanto?


71a4dd (3)  No.16280999>>16281060 >>16281100 >>16281132

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>>16278385

haha now what faggot


8c7c16 (2)  No.16281060>>16281114

>>16280999

10/10

Now make her masturbate


ac5bfe (2)  No.16281100>>16281142


71a4dd (3)  No.16281114>>16281120 >>16281132

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>>16281060

kinda sucks but I'm too lazy to make it look right


8c7c16 (2)  No.16281120>>16281137

>>16281114

Bless

What's funny is I can tell you were trying to make the boob look squished but didn't know how, I can relate to that on many levels.


3258d6 (1)  No.16281132

>>16280999

>>16281114

This thread got a lot better fast.


71a4dd (3)  No.16281137>>16281144

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>>16281120

that titty looked better in my first drawing. why are breasts so difficult to understand they're just sacks of milk and fat


7ce15e (1)  No.16281142

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ac5bfe (2)  No.16281144>>16283715

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>>16281137

because you've never held them in your hand you pathetic fellow virgin


563a75 (3)  No.16281990

It's not a "hat"

It's a cap

Mushrooms have caps

>>16280939

If you're on this site you're wasting your time anyway. The problem is OP's a (1) and done who only posted a single line. If you don't want to have a discussion, don't make a thread.


cec5f6 (4)  No.16282066

>>16279658

Then Toads are simply nudist that use those tiny things over their shoulders? Ok, the kingdom is not extremely hot, but maybe it's just hot.


094733 (3)  No.16283715

>>16281144

Even if you hold them drawing them is a different matter entirely. At least it's not hands or some shit.


fb9f59 (3)  No.16283749>>16284058

>>16278317 (OP)

>Toad's mushroom is a hat

>If he's electrocuted in Mario Strikers, his skeleton confirms it.

Retard. This only confirms it has no bones. Are your ears fake? How about your dick?


fb9f59 (3)  No.16283819

Not recent, but I went through several Mario games as kid calling Bowser "boh-sir" before my parents corrected me and told me it was "B-ow-sir".

>>16278353

Not canon. :^)

>>16279634

This.


ec25bb (1)  No.16284014>>16284029 >>16284033

>>16278317 (OP)

how do we know it isn't some kind of fleshy, bulbous mass that doesn't show up on x-ray?


d0332e (2)  No.16284029

>>16284014

>fleshy mass

>mushrroms have all they reproductive stuff in the cap

>reproductive organs are usually fleshy

Checks out.


c9bdf8 (1)  No.16284033

>>16284014

How do we know it isn't just that Nintendo is lazy and used the same skeleton on multiple characters like >>16278380 says? Not like Nintendo could have foreseen autists debating Toad's biological structure over a reused asset.


9f2414 (1)  No.16284058

>>16283749

>How about your dick?

It can't be fake because I have a boner right now.


358839 (3)  No.16284533>>16284564 >>16284579 >>16284580 >>16284610 >>16286303 >>16286882 >>16286962 >>16287070 >>16287351 >>16287926 >>16310154

>>16278317 (OP)

It's pointless for pokemon trainers to exercise and get bodybuilder physiques. Their muscles are of absolutely no value to pokemon battling. These dudes like Bruno ultimately just stand and watch from the sidelines, while their pokemon do all the direct fighting for them. Only to eventually lose to weak 10 year old girls in a pokemon battle.


fb9f59 (3)  No.16284564

>>16284533

>It's pointless for pokemon trainers to exercise and get bodybuilder physiques.

Discipline.


3c2c6b (1)  No.16284579>>16284594 >>16286954

>>16284533

>what is intimidation

How many ten year olds are going to risk pissing off a bodybuilder?


563a75 (3)  No.16284580

>>16284533

>not getting /fit/ together with your pokebros

You're already forcing the poor critters to fight painful battles, the least you can do is join in their daily training to get stronger.


361fe0 (4)  No.16284594

>>16284579

The kinds of ten year olds who command fantastic creatures that can shoot lightning or fire.


000000 (2)  No.16284610>>16284619

>>16284533

>not using the muscles to pick up the 10 year old girls and use them as cocksleeves


512ee7 (4)  No.16284619

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>>16284610

BASED TORpedo!


3d340e (3)  No.16286303>>16287903 >>16287960 >>16301311

>>16278341

Goombas are also subjects of the Mushroom Kingdom. Are they wearing hats too? They're implied to just be another race that sided with Bowser. Basically, they're the niggers of the Mushroom Kingdom.

>>16280987

Really? Well I'm from Cerulean and I've never heard any Pokemon use the phrase "zut zutt."

>>16284533

>implying Bruno loses to a girl

Red is canon, not his female counterpart that isn't even in the original games.


4c7e65 (2)  No.16286882

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>>16284533

>not training hard and becoming battle-ready

Your loss. I would get big and be my own 7th party member for the numbers advantage.


3e648c (1)  No.16286954>>16287083

>>16284579

How many bodybuilders are going to lay a hand on a kid with stronger pokemons?.


8925c3 (1)  No.16286962>>16287000

>>16284533

There needs to be a game where you wrestle and capture pokemon. They can say it's a tribute to Steve Irwin or something.


960595 (3)  No.16287000>>16287054 >>16287107 >>16312361

>>16286962

Isn't there a manga where you fuse with Pokemon and wrestle them?


0c1568 (1)  No.16287054>>16287107

>>16287000

That's Digimon


7dc421 (2)  No.16287070

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>>16284533

Wrong, Sun and Moon already explained that the reason for being a buff dude is so you can let Pokémon practice using their attacks on you


ad4bb9 (2)  No.16287083>>16287102 >>16287803

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>>16286954

I would.


3fc248 (1)  No.16287102

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>>16287083

well thank you, asshole, now I have to fap


e89547 (1)  No.16287107>>16312361

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>>16287000

>>16287054

You're both right; the Pokémon Re:Burst manga, and the 4th season of Digimon, were "Power Rangers"-style stories where the humans could temporarily become human-monster hybrids.


d501bc (8)  No.16287351>>16287782

>>16284533

He's getting fit to fuck his Hitmonchan.


8c616f (1)  No.16287782


3fa24e (1)  No.16287803>>16288454 >>16288462

>>16287083

Cuntboys are a shit fetish.


1152ef (1)  No.16287903

>>16286303

I think he is from Pewter city. They have all sorts of weird shit going on there in terms of trends, like using light years to measure time or wearing shorts in winter.


6750e6 (1)  No.16287926>>16294506

>>16284533

>Be Pokemon Trainer

>Capture Machop

>Acquire lifting buddy

>Acquire more pokemon

>Acquire more lifting buddies

>Get /fit/

>Your pokebros also get /fit/

It's not rocket science


8b57c5 (5)  No.16287960>>16293773

>>16286303

Oh, not in Cerulean, no, it's a Pewter expression.


ad4bb9 (2)  No.16288454

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>>16287803

>Cuntboys

It's a girl, you retard.


598409 (1)  No.16288462

>>16287803

>he doesn't know how tits work

they're being swallowed in as she arches her back


28af45 (1)  No.16288474

>>16278507

>He doesn't have bones in his hair

Drink your milk son


713153 (1)  No.16288555

>>16278913

Where is is sternum? That ribcage won't hold together like this.


3d340e (3)  No.16293773>>16309122

>>16287960

I see. You know these monsters are quite similar to the ones they have in Digimon.


4a5861 (1)  No.16293851>>16293857

so if pokemon were real how many of you guys would actually be bothered to go train them


3d340e (3)  No.16293857>>16294105

>>16293851

Only ditto.


92f562 (1)  No.16294105>>16294438 >>16294629

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>>16293857

Based.

I would train my ditto to turn into any hot chick I want and be the ultimate cocksleve.

I would then create a bunch of eggs with it and then have my own harem of waifu cocksleve dittos.

Then the rest of the eggs I would sell on the pokeblack market so I can make lod o emone on the side.


4fc5dd (1)  No.16294438>>16294453 >>16294478 >>16294528 >>16328976 >>16328997 >>16338305

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>>16294105

>going the Shadman route


563a75 (3)  No.16294453>>16294485

>>16294438

Just because even Shadman's heavily damaged brain can see how good of an idea it is doesn't mean it's somehow magically a bad idea. If you disagree, I heard Shadman also happens to like breathing oxygen.


1ce8df (1)  No.16294478

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>>16294438

THE MAN OF SHAD


a8fe47 (2)  No.16294485

>>16294453

Imma be honest I'd have done the fuckin same if i caught a dittoe when I was 12. I'm just lucky pokemon arent real nd had to settle for stealing titty magazines.

>in b4 "gtfo boomer" Ibjust grew up in a jesus cult


acd805 (1)  No.16294498

>there is no Payday 2 DLC called Gage Ass Pack

I genuinely thought that post the Goat Simulator DLC that Overkill went full meme


41d5fd (2)  No.16294506

>>16287926

>no machamp to spot you

feels bad


41d5fd (2)  No.16294528

>>16294438

you know, shad's hilarious drawings makes me wonder; do the "hentai milf" bodies even exist in real life?

it's always giant tits and ass but somehow without the belly, and they have abs? the only real women that look like that are near-obese negro women


40468b (3)  No.16294629

>>16294105

>ditto

>eggs

plan already failed


3e3bff (1)  No.16294660

>>16281602

underrated post


000000 (2)  No.16294857

>>16278353

>Toad is a bald old man with three hairs left on his head.

I want to unsee.


358839 (3)  No.16301311>>16309633

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>>16286303

>Red is canon, not his female counterpart that isn't even in the original games.

It's not impossible. They're both canon if you think about it.

>Zinnia: "My people know it. From generation to generation, we pass along the lore about the distortions in the world borne by the Mega Evolution mechanism. And about the existence of another world, which we have long observed to be just like this one and yet not the same… That's right. A Hoenn region that's almost exactly like this one we live in. Filled with Pokémon and people like us. A world where maybe the evolution of Pokémon took a slightly different path, where Mega Evolution is unknown… A world where that war 3,000 years ago…never happened. A world where the ultimate weapon was never even built. And in that Hoenn of that world… What would happen if one day, out of the blue, a meteoroid appeared? What would happen to the people of that world, without the technology to destroy the meteoroid or the power to warp it away? … Looks like it's beyond the power of your imagination."

Zinnia in Pokemon ORAS does establish that the pokemon world indeed has a multiverse. And other games play around with the idea of parallel worlds (Sun/Moon) and alternate dimensions (Platinum). One of these worlds in the vast multiverse can possibly have a girl as the protagonist, you know.

One version of Kanto (LeafGreen) may have Vulpix that are native to its region, but lacks any wild Growlithe. Yet, in a slightly different timeline of Kanto (FireRed) could have Growlithe that are native, but no wild Vulpix. The multiverse is real, folks.


d501bc (8)  No.16301525

>>16294458

How's things on cuckchan?


5537cc (1)  No.16301604

>>16278317 (OP)

pretty sure Odyssey already proved they were part of their body and not caps


a8fe47 (2)  No.16309122>>16309599

>>16293773

Ohohoho, no! Patented Pocket Monsters! Oooold Game Freak recipe!


766f0d (2)  No.16309599>>16310104 >>16310105

>>16309122

Yeah, so it says "Zut zutt" despite the fact that's obviously Regigigas.


ac944b (2)  No.16309633>>16309713

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>>16301311

>using multiverses to explain away blatant profiteering where they sell you multiple copies of the same game with minor tweaks


40468b (3)  No.16309713>>16309761

>>16309633

Yeah multiverse is 100% canon as of the 3ds games, it was actually originally used to just explain why megas are fairly common in the new games without completely invalidating the old canon.

From there the most recent game (besides LGPE, no one gives a shit about that one) confirmed that there isn't just two universes (mega and non-mega) by having characters from 6 different universes all invade one.


608d9c (1)  No.16309724

>>16279658

I appreciate this level of nerd deduction you fucking nerd


ac944b (2)  No.16309761>>16309809

>>16309713

it is still just an excuse to make more money without any effort


40468b (3)  No.16309809>>16309870

>>16309761

no it really isn't just an excuse

that might be part of it, but it's lore or lore's sake first and foremost


766f0d (2)  No.16309870

>>16309809

They first say that other carts are other universes in BW when a guy wants a thing from another universe, which is really from the other version.

Really Pokemon is a system of universe clusters and superclusters. Every save file is its own universe, and every file of the same version is a cluster. A whole gen would then be a supercluster. But some gens are closer to each other than others. I guess you could call this a megacluster. Gens I and II are clearly closer together than III and later. II mostly has a similar history to I. III has major changes, like when Pokemon eggs were discovered, and Pokemon discovery being regional, rather than discovering 100 new pokemon in the three years after Red beat Giovanni. However, eventually some universes in Gen III's megacluster eventually found out how to contact the Gen I/II megacluster, finally linking them and allowing trade between them. This also means that the Time Machine from Gen II actually goes to the past of another universe, kind of working on something closer to Dragon Ball Z rules of time travel than a regular Back to the Future type time travel plot.

That said, it is a convenient way to justify making you buy the same game sometimes up to eight or nine times. But they didn't even start to think of it until at least Gen V.


8b57c5 (5)  No.16310104

>>16309599

Uh. You know the. One thing I always.

Excuse me for one second.


8b57c5 (5)  No.16310105>>16310178

>>16309599

Ahhh, that was wonderful! A good time was had by all, I'm pooped!


82c844 (1)  No.16310154

>>16284533

Considering how Zook in Gale of Darkness was about ready to beat the shit out of the protagonist's imouto just for running into him until he figures the protag is a trainer, probably for intimidating non trainers.

Or maybe fighting types tend to have more respect for trainers that take care of their own bodies and can train physically with them.


350b3c (1)  No.16310178>>16310182

>>16310105

Yea, I suppose I shou-

GOOD ARCEUS! WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?


8b57c5 (5)  No.16310182

>>16310178

Light That Burns The Sky.


85cd41 (1)  No.16310205>>16330521

Hans Capon almost certainly learned that Henry is the bastard son of Radzig between the Henry-Hans fist fight and hunting trip, which explains the shift in tone between the two on top of Henry saving his ass anyway. Honestly as cliche as the plot twist may have been, it puts a number of KC:D's events into perspective.


3ea310 (1)  No.16311201>>16311489 >>16311677 >>16312290 >>16329128

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>Caesar's Legion models itself after Rome, has the Bull as an animal motif, and has currency made of precious metals like gold and silver, and they miraculously rose to become a force to be reckoned with in spite of being so technologically stagnant that they own slaves, chuck spears at people, and own slaves.

>New California Republic models itself after the United States, has the Bear as an animal motif, and has a fiat currency (because they managed to get their gold depository robbed by the Brotherhood of Steel and now their money is worth less than bottle caps). Their military, in spite of having advanced technology like VTOL's, are weak and incompetent and the country in general is in decline.

>Both of them are modeled after empires who fell victim to decadence and are symbolized by Stock Market trends.

And that's not all: You ever wonder why people refer to Big Mountain as "the Big Empty"? Well, if you contemplate the unique metal boxes in Old World Blues: You'll find that the two names are clever permutations of each other as can be demonstrated here:

>Big Mountain

>Big Mt.

>Big MT

>Big Em-Tee

>BIG EMPTY


334661 (1)  No.16311489

>>16311201

Why are you pointing out the obvious? The Mt. Empty pun was even explained by in game fucking dialogue


3a4d5e (1)  No.16311677

>>16311201

I wish I could say that I just recently realized New Vegas was shit but I actually knew that years ago.


18e418 (1)  No.16312284>>16312288

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>>16281602

>samus was a skeleton all along


d501bc (8)  No.16312288>>16312369

>>16312284

It would certainly explain why I want to bone her.


361fe0 (4)  No.16312290>>16312293

>>16311201

Wow that's really insightful. I've also recently realized that the "M" on Mario's hat stands for "Mario", crazy.


d501bc (8)  No.16312293

>>16312290

It stands for Miyamoto you dumb fuck.


184334 (2)  No.16312361

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>>16287107

>>16287000

it was also the final form of the chosen/digimon in the Tamers/3rd season


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>>16312288

checking those digits.


2e8c87 (1)  No.16312703


d8a3c6 (2)  No.16328900

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>>16278317 (OP)

Weren't the mushroom retainers originally meant to be girls?


13f933 (1)  No.16328976>>16331062

>>16294438

God bless Shadman and his Cintiq, on which he draws super good.


d8a3c6 (2)  No.16328997


a79c4f (1)  No.16329128

>>16311201

Oh fuck, Caesar's Legion own slaves, throw spears, AND own slaves?

That's it, canceling my Legion playthrough.

And that BEEG EM TEE reveal is bonkers! I wouldn't have believe you if not for a fucking EHN PEE CEE telling me this exact same thing!


dff5d3 (1)  No.16330521

>>16310205

Hans Capon is based and the fact that he was based on a real person made him all the more interesting. One of the few rival-turned-best buddy switches that Western games did right.


2d3305 (1)  No.16331062

>>16328976

He does draw super good on his Cintiq.


86672f (1)  No.16331100>>16338315

>>16312369

I wish the artist wasn't such an autist.


ba2634 (1)  No.16336525

>>16278355

Peach is a whore though.


2edf76 (1)  No.16338305

File (hide): 629f1dcaaf65bd1⋯.webm (3.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, sire of shad.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]


361fe0 (4)  No.16338315

>>16331100

You'd be hard pressed to find ones that aren't on the internet. I used to interact with plenty of skilled artists personally who are rude spaghetti spilling fucks that nobody really likes but they're tolerated simply because they get shit done,




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