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2a09b4  No.16261275

Skip to 6:41, Half Life game confirmed in 5 years or so by the Fat Kike himself.

Ready to be dissapointed /v/?

a935c6  No.16261290

Makes no sense why Valve would make games anymore. They're sitting on their golden calf with steam. Artifact was a complete failure. If they can't even make a card game, how are they gonna live up to Half-Life 3 expectations? It's a lose-lose situation if they keep making games.


2a09b4  No.16261295

>>16261290

I'm just content on seeing everything I love burn or be raped.

Maybe then I'll finally grow out of playing videogames and have the balls to kill myself.


500a4d  No.16261297

Unless they do something revolutionary, like coming out with a super cheap VR HMD or making The Orange Box 2, it's going to be a massive disappointment.


90c23c  No.16261298

File: e59f5f68b29ae7e⋯.webm (1.19 MB, 352x262, 176:131, e59f5f68b29ae7e9ecc1d3922….webm)

>5 years

sad!


6be256  No.16261300

Artifact must've really put a hole in their wallets if they're willing to go back to a franchise they've spent the last two or three years trying to memory hole.


a935c6  No.16261302

>>16261297

Pretty much this, the expectations for this game is going to be way too high and Valve dsoen't have the balls to make a great game. Or they just don't give a shit and want to milk steam for an eternity along with Dota, CS etc


d12478  No.16261303

I heard it was a VR "game", or is it another Half Life actual game?


667401  No.16261307

File: 2c0e2142068e141⋯.gif (396.67 KB, 500x500, 1:1, c4d5d72e4b6593f00b6b35e3e9….gif)

>>16261275

half-life trading card game are you fuckers hyped or what


f334bb  No.16261313

>>16261303

If Tyler and his (((sources))) are to be believed (they shouldn't be), it's a VR game simply known as Half Life VR that's meant to ship with their VR hardware, where you play as Alex before meeting Gordon Freeman. Might also involve going to Xen for a bit.


2a09b4  No.16261322

File: 71489f6d07dd24a⋯.jpg (28.08 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 71489f6d07dd24a57d0a6dca18….jpg)

>>16261307

I actually want to see that

Can you imagine the butthurt?

Can you imagine how big of a shitpost that would be?


79dc73  No.16261337

Reposting this in this thread

I just posted it in the artifact thread but soon that will be as dead as the game is.

Here's all valve had to do when making artifact:

>make it free to play

>charge 99 cents per two card packs

>or give players a pack whenever a purchase of 3$ or more is made through steam (either make Artifact players who want this bonus opt-out of refunds, or only give them the pack after the purchase is no longer eligible)

>give all players one pack per $10 they have spent on steam on their account already, up to a limit like 50 or 100 packs.

>make it so playing roughly an hour every day will net you a pack either every day or every other day, but cards obtained that way can't be traded/sold to others

If Valve had did this it would probably be bigger than hearthstone

They have a giant store and userbase and weren't even competent enough to take advantage of either. I mean why make a card game based on a FREE assfaggot PAY TO PLAY?


ab64d6  No.16261341

File: ace15880d408eb2⋯.png (421.93 KB, 1000x605, 200:121, 490283094.png)

>>16261297

>Unless they do something revolutionary, like coming out with a super cheap VR HMD

Reminder that valve already completely fucked this up by demanding all the VR headsets that display manufacturers wanted to make require steam to run, essentially making the same fuckup that basically killed the steam controller Other than having the other Touchpad not interchangable with a physical DPAD and resulting in the quickly dead MicrosoftTM MixedTM RealityTM headsets


a935c6  No.16261342

>>16261322

I would pay for that to happen, along with a massive fucking crash with every single current major developer/publisher going bankrupt


f9d7ed  No.16261355

>>16261337

As much of a licensing pipedream it would've been everyone was expecting the a game using the actual Steam trading cards and even a gimped version of that would've at least maybe have been interesting. Instead we end up with an overpriced knockoff of a knockoff.


85eee9  No.16261374

>5 years

Who cares.

The new generation of kids playing games wasn't even around to play Half-Life 2 and it's been such a long time that I'm pretty damn sure the majority of "fans" have given up on Half-Life as a whole.

Just let dead things stay dead.


a7cd5d  No.16261395

>>16261290

>They're sitting on their golden calf with steam.

They're getting competition though.

>Artifact was a complete failure. If they can't even make a card game, how are they gonna live up to Half-Life 3 expectations?

A lot of Artifact's failure can be chalked up to no one fucking wanting it in the first place.


ad7e08  No.16261396

All this says is they plan to release one in the next five years, which I'm sure they've been saying for the past twelve.


79dc73  No.16261401

>>16261355

All they had to do was integrate with the store itself. Another thing they could've did was strike deals with companies that are launching new releases. Buying a specific game would net you the card for a character/characters from that game, if they had made a deal with Valve.

It's retarded to make a digital card game with a financial barrier of entry in current year. Even the company behind Magic the Gathering make free physical intro decks, because they know how to actually monetize their game. You need to establish a firm player base before you can start milking any whales.


ad7e08  No.16261403

>>16261374

At this point, I think all I want is closure. I'd be just as happy with an official cancellation, as I would with the thing actually coming out. Don't know if I'd even play it.


ebd31a  No.16261406

File: 688d117d19b9914⋯.gif (1.63 MB, 255x192, 85:64, Fuck this.gif)

Sage for yet another lie from the fat fuck's mouth.


01fc10  No.16261416

Half-Life Forever Starring Duke Nukem!

Also, they'd have to make a new engine for it since Source is past its prime. They can say whatever the hell they want but I'll believe it when I see it.


877eec  No.16261425

>>16261290

>Makes no sense why Valve would make games anymore. They're sitting on their golden calf with steam.

Valve can't rest on their laurels forever. The Epic Store is now muscling in on their turf with the mega popular Fortnite, and how some major devs are already signing exclusivity contracts to release their games solely on the Epic Store.

Artifact bombed hard, In the Valley of Gods will bomb hard, they keep censoring games every week, and they need to make a successful game like HL3 to stop hemorrhaging users/devs to this new upcoming competitor.


c1f42d  No.16261432

>>16261395

Most likely Half life 3 or Episode 3 is going to be using Source 2 engine since that engine has already seen its use, including different video games. Hopefully the ending story going to be a good one, the one that makes me cry and actually happy that they finished. Instead of me calling it boring and shit


0a54a0  No.16261436

>>16261290

>how are they gonna live up to Half-Life 3 expectations

I don't care. I've never cared. I just want a third one.


c1f42d  No.16261440

>>16261355

Yea, the game is complete bullshit and since Valve was sitting on loads of cash i thought it would be cheap or basically free, but nope its an overpriced pile of garbage


afb615  No.16261442

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK


115601  No.16261443

>>16261275

>Ready to be dissapointed /v/?

when was the last time /v/ wasnt disappointed?

hell name one game /v/ liked


a935c6  No.16261444

>>16261395

>>16261425

>Origin and Epic rivaling Steam

Nigger, please. I'm not a valve shill and the company has turned to shit, but Origin and Epic are absolute trash. No one will leave Steam unless Origin and Epic can make massive sales like Valve does, along with exclusives. Even with a really good exclusive, it wouldn't be enough to rival steam. Origin couldn't even get the pay model in Apex Legends to work. It looks so incredibly amateur that Valve dosen't ave to worry about Steam being out of the picture any time soon


333cda  No.16261445

File: 1701d7c0f457b9a⋯.png (431.76 KB, 780x780, 1:1, 1701d7c0f457b9a7857cdf048e….png)

>all those meme emails and Gabe's responses

That really made me laugh.

For all of Artifact's faults, I think it failing was a great thing.

That whole debacle has probably shaken Gabe at least a little bit but also made him willing to take a calculated risk instead of fading into irrelevance as a has-been with a company that doesn't make anything.

I think the fat kike is telling the truth, he just needs to get off his chair and stop playing fucking DOTA2.

No wonder he stopped caring about good singleplayer experiences – he hardly plays them himself.


ab64d6  No.16261446

>>16261443

/v/ liked undertale until Mark decided it was a banned topic and matpat decided it was going to be his next "thing" after scott cawthon decided he was going to fuck with him for shits and giggles


a935c6  No.16261447

>>16261445

>artifact was a tactical failure so expectations for half-life 3 are lowered and the game does better at launch

1488d chess by Gabe


333cda  No.16261448

>>16261443

Dragon's Dogma.

>>16261446

There were threads for it even back on 4/v/, including FNAF.


a935c6  No.16261449

>>16261436

Half-Life 2 is overrated dogshit. The only good thing to come out of the game was the engine


4e75d1  No.16261456

File: 91e7acec8c1814f⋯.webm (2.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Rubrics, laugh with me.webm)

>5 years

Oh please gabe, scam citizen will come out before a new half life.


afb615  No.16261457


333cda  No.16261464

>>16261447

Expectations are nil since NOTHING has been announced.

But if they actually decided to commit to making a game, I think they could do it.

In an industry ravaged by DLCs, season passes, retailer-specific content, preorder bonuses, terrible copy-pasted gameplay and atrocious designs, an honest, $60 FPS made by a semi-competent studio with a few gimmicks to show off a new engine would be hailed as a 10/10 masterpiece, the saviour of the industry.


b8e945  No.16261469

>>16261443

Dwarf Fortress


2a09b4  No.16261471

>>16261425

>The Epic Store is now muscling in on their turf with the mega popular Fortnite, and how some major devs are already signing exclusivity contracts to release their games solely on the Epic Store.

Fortnite popularity is already waning and most of the stuff they got was mid sized devs and one title from Jewbisoft, you sound like a massive shill from the way you post.

>>16261443

/v/ isn't one person and I enjoyed Reboot 2 despite false advertising, dynamic difficulty hijinks and less atmosphere and Battlefleet Ghotic Armada 2.

Now fuckoff back to reddit

>>16261445

If anything it's just scared them enough to not release anything at all and just piggyback on Steam even harder.

Why they still haven't released Source 2 is beyond my comprehension, it's literally the only thing worth a fuck they have and they've already released/ported plenty of projects to it.


94f457  No.16261481

File: 22d93df4ee1feab⋯.webm (1.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, wew lads.webm)

>caring about Half-Life: Battle Royal that wont even come out for another 5 years

wew


a935c6  No.16261483

>>16261464

Does Valve even have the team to make a game like Half-Life 3? All they have are janitor crews for Dota, CS, TF2 etc. And they couldn't even unfuck Artifact. Devs die, just look at Blizzard.


877eec  No.16261487

>>16261444

I didn't mention Origin at all. Don't act like I mentioned it.

And unlike EA, Epic Games is a credible threat. Their brand name isn't trashed to hell among normalfags like EA's is, Fortnite has the mega popularity among kiddies that Call of Duty and Halo use to have, and many devs (such as Square Enix's KH3) use their popular Unreal Engine 4 to make modern games.

When Unreal developers open up the Epic Games launcher to open up a new UE4 project, the Epic Store now shows up on the same page next to the UE4. You're always reminded that, hey, it's there.

>t. Unreal dev


ab64d6  No.16261488

File: 984bda5beee1457⋯.jpg (52.35 KB, 637x354, 637:354, bfeggius21-093.jpg)

>>16261481

>Half Life: BattleRoyal

CS:GO already has battle royal

Hell, I'm 99% sure TF2 is going to have a battle royal because weapon entities were updated to be able to be placed into the maps at launch rather than only spawned from dead players.


51a855  No.16261499

>>16261290

>They're sitting on their golden calf with steam.

HL3 exclusive to steam, gotta compete with the new money throwing around like for Metro.


87bdad  No.16261501

>>16261457

this isnt cuck/v/


333cda  No.16261503

>>16261471

>Why they still haven't released Source 2

Maybe because they want a game to show it off with like the previous 2 times?

>If anything it's just scared them enough to not release anything

I feel like this has led Gabe to a do-or-die situation.

Either the fat fuck makes a game (and releases it), or he stops pretending he makes anything, downsizes and just focuses on updating existing shit.

>>16261483

From what people have learned from the employee reviews, yes, they still have good team members.

They're just bogged down by office politics and have no direction.


87bdad  No.16261504

File: 4a16e106b2437c5⋯.png (180.59 KB, 477x437, 477:437, 4a16e106b2437c5e0684295ac9….png)

>>16261488

I spy with my little eye!


c288cc  No.16261512

File: 4bfdd93807e8e5e⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1072x1064, 134:133, asobi smug.png)

>mfw I never gave a single fuck about valveshit


2a09b4  No.16261516

>>16261512

They had some pretty good stuff over the years certainly better than anything ever released by any Japanese dev ever :^)


94f457  No.16261520

>>16261488

how would that even work with the differnt characters? or will they introduce a 10th class?


ab64d6  No.16261524

>>16261520

Just have a map logic entity fetch what classes are playing after everyone connects, then generate weapons.


a17084  No.16261574

>>16261290

>How are they gonna live up to Half-Life 3 expectations?

Easy, we've all waited so long that we don't even expect it to come out. We all have zero expectations of it anymore. Our current expectations for Half-Life is that Valve will rape it's corpse with a card game. The day Half-Life 3 gets an exact release date is the day that our expectations have been exceeded.


53dd89  No.16261613

>>16261574

I think that - God Forbid - if Half Life 3 gets released and it's some low effort garbage like Multiplayer-only, or has forced DLC paywalls, or is a battle royale, etc. someone will shoot up the valve offices Hebdo style.


724b53  No.16261617

>>16261613

HLVR is the next half-life project


24aea7  No.16261620

Too late. I will kill myself in few months.


ab64d6  No.16261624

File: 95ac85ea570930a⋯.jpg (2.54 KB, 124x126, 62:63, 123123.jpg)

>>16261613

Are you really going to imply they aren't going to just put out Deathmatch Source: 2 with a few ported maps and maybe a few opens clipped from the campaign whenever they finally dink out the new HL game, if not, put out a counterstrike/tf revision?


3904d3  No.16261635

File: 0e53e2eb5baffc8⋯.jpg (26.64 KB, 344x387, 8:9, engineer.jpg)

>Internet autists spend years "giving up" on valve because muh ep3

>gabe and the entirety of valve is finally on the verge of losing their old rep with artifact's failure

>suddenly out of the blue half life 3 is half officially confirmed

>everyone loves valve and gabe again

why are gamers so good at sucking cock and not sticking to their viewpoints?


017fe4  No.16261640

File: 2d29d28f9b09ce1⋯.jpg (30.8 KB, 640x480, 4:3, couch.jpg)

>>16261449

You aren't wrong, the entire game was just a glorified tech demo that completely shit in the story of the first game and retconned practically everything just to force a dystopian setting.

I'll never know why some autists think that a third game would be good.


724b53  No.16261642

>>16261635

>I want thing

>until I get thing I'll be disappointed

>wow wtf why did you give me thing i still hate you

women are ridiculous


f9d7ed  No.16261644

>>16261635

>everyone loves valve and gabe again

This hasn't happened.


ef76e7  No.16261646

>>16261635

>sticking to their viewpoints

That's stupid.


ab64d6  No.16261647

>>16261635

I think the bigger question is why are you convinced people as a whole are interested in Half Life, for it and only itself, and not the unavoidable fact that "A new Half Life Title" more accurately translates out to "Valve finally gives people the Source 2 SDK. Because more or less, at least when it comes to Valve, the source engine itself is essentially it's own ip moreso than the games individually.

When was the last time you ever, honestly, thought about any source game as it's own game, and not part of every other source game that had been out.


b55dd1  No.16261648

>>16261425

>The Ebin gamestore is muscling their turf

Oh no, all steam has to do is not remove wishlists, chat, refunds, market, and not have an update that has literal chinese botnet included, not sure how they can compete, I'm sure every fortnite player will be happy to buy any other shit ebin gamestore has as timed exclusive.

>>16261443

I'm the Chief Executive Officer, Raid Coordinator and main braphog handler of /v/ and I, and by extension of that /v/ liked HI™AN, DMCV, Cataclysm DDA, Dorf Fort, ATOM, and New Vegas.

Please email me at fuckahobo@gay.us for more inquires.


21f86d  No.16261649

File: b91ab15bd2c31f6⋯.png (89.42 KB, 1331x537, 1331:537, Most over rated series of ….png)

File: d933a0d2e2068f2⋯.jpg (381.86 KB, 640x908, 160:227, Valve always gets a pass.jpg)

>>16261275

Half Life is easily the most over rated series of all time and Half Life 2 is easily the most over rated game of all time and has done more damage to gaming than any other game. Why would anyone want another one?

Valve drones want something of Valve's to tout, and Half Life is what they chose.


3904d3  No.16261651

>>16261642

Only a woman would be retarded enough to misread what i said like that. My point is that people "gave up waiting" ages ago and now that it "may come soon" suddenly everything they said before doesn't matter.

>>16261644

read the comments on the video. its 99% reddit tier memes about "lord gaben".

>>16261647

because literally all the talk is on half life 3. Most people that actually want source 2 barely even believe it exists at this point considering gabe's own son can't even get info directly from valve about it.


724b53  No.16261653

>>16261651

shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen bitch. I don't argue with holes.


94f457  No.16261656

File: a1cd99667cd8ab8⋯.jpg (6.78 KB, 216x234, 12:13, Cheese.jpg)

>>16261624

Deathmatch on a new engine with an actual playerbase sounds pretty good, although i have always wondered why the multiplayer is a seperate thing altogether instead of being inside the game itself like HL1


ab64d6  No.16261657

>>16261651

Dota 2 runs source 2 you stupid mouthbreathing faggot, people want the general SDK.


160e92  No.16261660

>>16261617

Something like that seems likely since they just dumped a bunch of excess weight at Valve regarding VR.


724b53  No.16261662

>>16261660

iirc it was hardware, contractors, and artifact dead weight. wasn't it only like 13 people? Hardware makes sense because they got their production facility running.


ab64d6  No.16261663

>>16261656

Because back when multiplayer mods for Deathmatch were a thing, you needed it, and it was more profitable to chop DM:S than to expect people to buy all of half life 2 for it. It was a very smart fiscal decision, because it made easier to sell source to people that weren't interested in Half Life.


3904d3  No.16261665

>>16261657

Dota 2 running on source 2, and source 2 being complete enough to be used for general game development purposes are two completely different things you dumb faggot. The entire state of the engine is completely unknown right now and most of the company is focused on VR and literally anything but software. Actually make an honest attempt to do googling on the topic you're discussing and you won't wind up looking like a mouth breathing brainlet


329db8  No.16261666

Fuck HL3. Watch 6:05.

>Gaben says brain-computer interfaces are more advanced than what people think

>After Volvo expressed interest in them

Cyberpunk is now, bitches.


160e92  No.16261667

>>16261662

I'm probably remembering wrong, I thought the hardware end had to do primarily with VR.


3904d3  No.16261670

>>16261666

exactly satan

valve is now focused on vr and brain interfacing, they're having a GDC talk on brain interfacing being the future of gaming in a few days.

honestly i wouldn't blame valve for ditching software to work on something no one else is doing, but still fuck them and everyone dickriding the idea of a new half life.


ab64d6  No.16261672

File: 683ad2b00b13889⋯.jpg (22.82 KB, 316x594, 158:297, 03ed13679c01be5243e6cd823c….jpg)

>>16261665

>Dota 2 running on source 2, and source 2 being complete enough to be used for general game development purposes are two completely different things you dumb faggot.

That's what I told you, you actual fucking spud


724b53  No.16261674

>>16261667

Nah, everything from """"""""""steamboxes""""""'' to controllers, VR, and VR related things.


a17084  No.16261675

>>16261662

13 people primarily related to VR and Gabe said they were fired because of "people reasons" meaning that they were being cliquey faggots and so were tossed out.


724b53  No.16261677

File: ca08db40fcec6a1⋯.png (397.57 KB, 540x475, 108:95, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16261675

>meaning that they were being cliquey faggots and so were tossed out.


a935c6  No.16261690

>>16261635

>trusting fat jew


21f86d  No.16261696

>>16261649

Forgot to add, Half Life 2 is an over rated, gutted, tech demo walking simulator that was a "cinematic experience" with unskippable cutscenes and popularized cinematic "games" that was also the first case of online client DRM for a single player game even if you bought it physically. It was nothing more than bait to get people to install Steam, and brainwashed drones actually fell for it for a 5/10 game.

If they ever release HL3, it'll be the same case, it'll be bait to get people to use or pay for something like a Steam subscription or exclusive piece of hardware like the Vive.


e2e224  No.16261708

File: 7dc395a3cb5657a⋯.jpg (20.08 KB, 852x480, 71:40, HL fan looking for new rel….jpg)

>>16261275

Give me something, my lord

GIVE ME ANYTHING


96a42b  No.16261730


938c91  No.16261733

>>16261624

>Deathmatch Source: 2 with a few ported maps and maybe a few opens clipped from the campaign

WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP


ab64d6  No.16261743

>>16261733

You know, maybe we should have a death match source game night at some point


965c55  No.16261748

>>16261696

Despite knowing this full and well, I still can't bring myself to hate Half Life 2. I'm mad it wasn't the full potential it could have been (Especially considering the crazy shit originally planned for it), but it's got some genuinely great moments that I haven't found in other games yet, and I'd like to have a satisfying conclusion to the series. I know Half Life 3 won't be amazing (if nuValve ever even makes it). Call me a shill, a good goy, whatever, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be at least a little bit excited anyway if it came out.


fd3d80  No.16261753

>>16261443

RE2make and DMCV, it got to almost suspicious levels, but I think it was warranted.


333cda  No.16261770

>>16261696

>tech demo

Correct.

>online client DRM

Also correct.

The rest is autistic drivel.

Yes, HL1 is better than 2.


2f681e  No.16261771

All it needs to be is portal + half life with the same quality narrative as HL and HL2 and everyone would be happy


000000  No.16261776

>>16261275

Chances are that it will be a Battle Royale, even if they make it canon.

>>16261290

>It's a lose-lose situation if they keep making games

You say that as if it was a bad thing. Valve is a cancer that must be removed from the industry.


a53285  No.16261787

Sorry to say OP, but Valve will never make a single player game ever again. They can easily jew enough people using f2p games and sell cosmetics. Speaking of, I never understood why people don't blame valve for the spread of microtransactions and similar jewery. They were one of the first and pioneered the damn scam


965c55  No.16261788

>>16261776

>Valve is a cancer that must be removed from the industry.

…and so Epic can come in and take over their market share to push Chinese botnets on everyone. Yes, good ol' accelerationist mentality - let's stop caring about improving or trying to fix anything, let's just let selective things burn one at a time because "surely the rest will follow".

Really, what's a better alternative to Steam, then?


62d7cd  No.16261801

more than 2 but less than 4


965c55  No.16261802

File: d04748f5b20aa5f⋯.jpg (70.66 KB, 900x675, 4:3, 1550827946695.jpg)

>>16261787

>They were one of the first and pioneered the damn scam

That would be Ed "I made Ecco the Dolphin harder so people can't finish it in one night" Annunziata. The same Ed "I helped pave the way for mobile gaming" Annunziata who worked on the fucking Nokia N-Gage, of all things. Hilariously, despite pioneering these things, he didn't get to see any of the fruits of such jewery. Probably because he was mostly just trying to innocuously innovate rather than siphon as many shekels as possible.


295e50  No.16261806

>>16261443

Just for 2019 so far: DMCV & REmake 2.

Metro Exodus gets a mention in the "well it's not good but it isn't the total disaster we expected" category.


413b77  No.16261814

Oh boy I can't wait for black mesa 2!

>>16261443

Ace Combat 7. Shame about the story but it was still within my expectations, and the missions are fucking good.


62d7cd  No.16261816

>>16261787

i think youre thinking of korean mmorpgs


fd3d80  No.16261830

>>16261801

2.54?

>>16261814

>black mesa 2

>It's just epistle 3 by the black mesa devs

could be halfway decent.


063440  No.16261873

>>16261870

Is Gabe responsible?


62d7cd  No.16261875

>>16261870

spahs sappin mah video

haha, valve themed humor that fellow gamers will understand and appreciate


b21b0b  No.16261879

File: a72090c79900430⋯.png (58.21 KB, 616x314, 308:157, lel.png)

>>16261870

>>16261873

>>16261875

the 5 years email was an elaborate ruse and (((media))) don't like to be portrayed as liars anons


a113cb  No.16261886

>>16261290

You are a retard. Why wouldn’t valve want to make more money.


ab64d6  No.16261891

File: 1fd52370ef7feea⋯.png (303.51 KB, 500x374, 250:187, 4576875887.png)

>>16261879

>It was a shitpost

>It's been picked up by gaming media already


a53285  No.16261894

File: 502fe110034efd3⋯.jpg (102.62 KB, 569x802, 569:802, 502.jpg)

>>16261879

Typical Tyle McNigger to jump on any valve "rumor" or "leak" to generate views for a dying channel about a company that doesn't make games.


a113cb  No.16261895


bc7610  No.16261897

File: 3c34fb12d7731d1⋯.jpg (8.09 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 3c34fb12d7731d1e7457ccae68….jpg)

>>16261879

kek that's a big LOL from me.


e2e224  No.16261928

File: 19b6c9fedf87fa6⋯.png (14.24 KB, 778x223, 778:223, holy shit.png)

>>16261879

>elaborate

4 minutes.


0bccb6  No.16261935

>>16261696

>walking simulator

So what counts as a walking simulator now? Is it any game that has you walk around for more then 2 seconds doing nothing? Congrats all shooters are walking simulators now.

As average of a game Half-Life 2 was, very little of it was just walking around doing absolutely nothing unless you were going out of your way to explore.


6b23f0  No.16261936

>>16261487

>Epic Games is a credible threat

As of now the only credible threat to Valve is Valve itself. I bet if Steam somehow dies because of retardation of Valve itself people will turn to piracy and PC market will be in the same state just like during gen 7.

>>16261635

>why are gamers so good at sucking cock

Same reason why "free market will fix everything" is bullshit. Capitalism in theory is absolutely different from capitalism in practice especially in the west and we live in age where authorities are being actually idolized.


ab64d6  No.16261941

File: feeb042e0cfdf6b⋯.jpg (17.71 KB, 400x308, 100:77, 21308213.jpg)

>>16261936

>Capitalism in theory is absolutely different from capitalism in practice especially in the west

America's Corporacratic market system is not capitalistic and if you ever do that stupid shit again I will punch you through your LAN port, you braindead faggot.


8d018f  No.16261944

File: 2d475e587dad26c⋯.jpg (33.3 KB, 480x360, 4:3, c763c821f4b582769c357ba61f….jpg)


3904d3  No.16261970

File: 232ee5901a35eaa⋯.gif (4.77 MB, 363x240, 121:80, hulkthatwassweet.gif)

>>16261879

tyler yes

but also still fuck tyler mcnigger


a054d0  No.16261986


0be2a3  No.16262003

>>16261635

It's just redditors jumping the epic gaymer bandwagon with EPIC TF2 and HALF LIFE SUH A NERD XDDDD


6b23f0  No.16262041

>>16261941

>I will punch you through your LAN port, you braindead faggot.

I'm waiting for you, nigger, try me.


8d018f  No.16262044

File: bf77e82d27a5ccd⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1912x1060, 478:265, You_won't_do_anything.png)


ab64d6  No.16262047

File: 9fc8b98f11b2ee2⋯.jpeg (6.96 KB, 479x395, 479:395, punch.jpeg)


f142eb  No.16262068

File: 0377e2232951bbc⋯.png (418.24 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Butthurt.png)

>>16261501

Stay mad /vg/.


6b23f0  No.16262106

File: 0b079e4a8e3c315⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 426.14 KB, 2397x2398, 2397:2398, realpunch.png)

>>16262047

You call that a hit? Here is a real hit.


000000  No.16262112

>>16262044

Oh look, edgy boy here, hope you know one new zealand teen already got 14 years for just sharing a video.


000000  No.16262113

>new Half Life

Oh god please be a phone game with p2w pachinko mechanics and shit tier art outsourced to a chinese sweatshop. It would be glorious.

>>16261649

It was an okay game. Campaign was fun to play and reasonably challenging for early days of FPS. It had decent gunplay and spawned a lot of great mods. I never got why anyone raved about it as an amazing game or a terrible game. It's just okay.

2 was pretty similar. Not as many mods because all the best mods from HL1 became their own game by then. But we did get a nice SP campaign, TF2 and Portal. Too bad that we also got TF2 and Portal's fanbases.


e2e224  No.16262118

>>16262112

>>16262113

TOR honestly needs to be banned.


000000  No.16262120

>>16261696

>>16261649

Completely agree. But me more discreete about this, its not a shitpost that a lot of people love mods made on HL2 and Source engine as a whole. And hating Half Life 1 will never get you into cool kids club.


6b23f0  No.16262130

>>16262112

Funny how you can get jailed for stupid shit just because you're white and get away with heavy crimes only if you're a illegal mud. Fuck this shithole anyway, you either fight for your own future or you live a life of a slave who is treated as foreigner in his own land.


82718c  No.16262131

>>16261649

When you take into account the long term impact, Half Life 2 was most likely the worst game ever made and the father of the shitheap that is modern gaming today. The game itself was only mediocre to bad, but it pioneered the trend of utter dogshit that we are still following today.


62839f  No.16262132

>>16261753

I'm sure some of them were actual shills but they are both good games, minus some shitty modelling.


34726d  No.16262148

File: b6754444f654dc7⋯.mp4 (260.65 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Moe_gets.mp4)


000000  No.16262192

>>16261649

>>16261449

>>16261696

>>16262131

It'd be nice if someone had made a Half Life and Steam hate thread, Half Life has always been shilled for and hate is something that Half Life and Steam definitely needs since they both have been overpraised scourges on gaming for years.


3f69f8  No.16262200

>>16261275

So did anybody webm the video?


2a09b4  No.16262239

File: a91914da23a9380⋯.png (349.67 KB, 1394x1458, 697:729, a91914da23a93800c86b056877….png)

>>16261879

>Tyler the faggot didn't bother to check if it was real or not

>Already deleted the video

Ahahahaha what a cunt


2ebb6f  No.16262287

>>16262200

What?

Of course not.

This is /v/.

Everyone's retarded.


41c5b4  No.16262294

File: b799cd25f4898c9⋯.jpg (77.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>16261879

LOOKS LIKE ARTIFACT 2 IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!


cfd61c  No.16262295

>>16261275

>Youtube


e8b517  No.16262304

File: 3cb6a9bd751cf24⋯.jpg (79.29 KB, 1000x600, 5:3, photo_2018-10-18_05-45-57.jpg)

Reminder that valve has never made a good game since 1998, HL1 is the only good game that they ever made and even still it has flawed and limited gameplay that didn't scale because of all of the hitscan enemies, the multiplayer is a lot better. The only good parts of valves games were the parts directly influenced by iD software and everything else was irredeemable trash. Valve designs their games around compensating for a lack of gameplay (this is very evident in HL2), they are totally unable to create anything of value. All of the cancerous game tropes and business practices that we see today were all PIONEERED by valve. Valve will never make anything of value ever again as it hasn't in literally 20 years, there is nothing to be hopeful for, besides any future valve games NOT coming out.


73204a  No.16262310

>>16262112

How much jail time are you going to get for your CP collection TORpedo?


3f69f8  No.16262333

>>16262304

Timesplitters was what First Person Shooters should've been.

Fast and with lots of action. Also have a bunch of fun goodies to the side like multiplayer and really weird and odd characters to choose from (like the duck or the calamari). As well as the "cheat" codes such as the big heads. It's a shame that the series never got some sort of HD port with online support. I still play it now and then but it's just not the same without your old buddies from elementary or middle school.


12180b  No.16262341

HL2 is inferior design

It has no enemies that react to environment cues (sound, eating corpses etc)

Its levels are LINEAR while HL1 has practically interconnected design, where you travel these places where you can go literally anywhere and backtrack at times, levels are design as places instead of linear sections, whole Black Mesa could be pictured as one place that got cut apart because of limitations


12180b  No.16262345

City17 doesnt make any sense after the fucked up the original design, Ravenholm only happened because a fucking tunnel collapsed, thats ridiculous excuse for such a good level otherwise


4d5607  No.16262374

The video is gone, why did you not upload it as an mp4?


8b1008  No.16262398

File: ebf5345e9ea384c⋯.png (339.7 KB, 418x454, 209:227, disappointed#347.png)

>>16261443

>/v/ is one person


73d065  No.16262442

File: f25837617f4cc9d⋯.jpg (117.14 KB, 1000x752, 125:94, flat,1000x1000,075,f.u2.jpg)

>>16261443

>hell name one game /v/ liked

anon plz, try not to swear in the house of the Lordd


de45fb  No.16262479

File: b598286bc18cc3d⋯.jpg (104.85 KB, 310x295, 62:59, 1396058603985.jpg)

>>16261443

>Being a collectivist


86b764  No.16262492

File: 84fb399ee9ed389⋯.png (226.99 KB, 587x571, 587:571, 0.png)

>>16262333

>this console shooter was what First Person Shooters should've been.

No, hang yourself.


5d1986  No.16262611

File: df26e1421be1a82⋯.png (595.41 KB, 612x612, 1:1, 3734d639cb1eaa165cb9a0f7e3….png)

>>16262492

>Hasn't played Timesplitters


b04420  No.16262660

File: 996b806503a89a5⋯.png (121.21 KB, 472x501, 472:501, 46a75d8077b6e172c7678feeaf….png)

>>16262239

>mfw Tyler looks like Mark


3552c1  No.16262747

>>16262200

>>16262287

Nobody saved the damn video, nobody even those retards in the half-life subreddit bothered to mirrored it, fucking shame.


3f69f8  No.16262749

>>16262492

>dissing Timesplitters

>posts cuckime

Everytime


e2e224  No.16262751

>>16262749

>forced /tv/ memes


43fb32  No.16262753

>>16261337

literally this, gabe is just a fat out of touch kike who grew too used to their monopoly


3552c1  No.16262754

File: 91fdcea0c4062f2⋯.mp4 (5.22 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Gabe Newell teases a new H….mp4)

Goddamn it, not even the jewtubers got full thing.


6e9753  No.16262760

>>16262112

You have to go back.


458e8d  No.16262763

>>16261443

I liked tetris99


21f86d  No.16262822

>>16261895

Nope, I tried to get people to boycott Valve into bankruptcy when they launched Steam but no one listened, and tried again with the release of HL2 but no one listened.

>>16262120

>>16262131

Valve drone PC reddit racers aren't discrete about their love for this piece of shit series. The fact that it is bad isn't the problem, there are plenty of bad games, the problem is that on top of being bad it popularized or had a part in popularizing many cancers plaguing gaming yet drones act like it is the best game ever made

>>16262192

I would like an anti-Valve and anti-tactics Valve popularized thread


ae0e96  No.16262835

>>16261656

because the "Half Life 2 Multiplayer" initially was Counter Strike: Source that was bundled with HL2 on release

which wasn't received well by players who were expecting to throw toilets at each other and doing other physics related high IQ tactics but instead they got Counter Strike: now with spinning barrels edition


e1089f  No.16262884

>>16261649

Most of the soldiers are fully aware of Freeman after awhile in HL1, eventually feared. You run across multiple survivors which I guarantee had stories to tell.


546edd  No.16262904

>>16261649

My only problem with Half Life is that it overshadowed a few games released around that were very interesting and instead hijacked what games would become.

Otherwise it's a competent enough game that I just don't really like how it plays.


c11c0f  No.16262946

>>16261290

they sat on their arse too long epic games windows store and others will take over


21bdf6  No.16263002

>>16262192

There really isn't much wrong with Half-Life 1 other than it signalled to greedy suits (or rather, they mistakenly interpreted) that forcing the player to wait in-game for cutscenes disguised as setpieces is the coolest shit ever. It offered one of the best modding and multiplayer scenes in vidya.


21bdf6  No.16263008

>>16262904

>and instead hijacked what games would become

That happens with almost every landmark or genre-defining game. It always should have been some other game by virtue of design, but that one didn't have mass market appeal so it is relegated to cult status.


0236bb  No.16263031

>>16262749

Fuck off, goon


546edd  No.16263085

>>16263008

Can you imagine if a game like SiN wooed everyone over because of Alexis Sinclair? Now that would have been hilarious.

SiN is pretty fun.


87bdad  No.16263090

>>16261649

>>16261696

We get it, now go back to 4um.


8660f3  No.16263114

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>video removed


e47b4a  No.16263118

>Video unavailable


218736  No.16263131

>>16263114

>>16263118

It turned out to be fake


e47b4a  No.16263147


8660f3  No.16263300

>>16263131

>channel notorious for spouting bullshit gets called out yet again

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY


7429de  No.16263618

>>16262749

That's not anime though


5412fe  No.16265919

>>16261298

Can somebody explain to me why there are so many gets clips from japan? What the fuck is gets over there?


5412fe  No.16265923

>>16262333

>baby's first FPS on a console is what FPS should have been

Your nostalgia is irrelevant.


fd3d80  No.16266020

File: 238adc781260cdf⋯.png (320.86 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16262132

I'd chalk it up to animation and rigging, models look ok when the face is completely neutral.

It's telling when the most attractive character is that one female zombie.


3f69f8  No.16266608

>>16265923

>another fag who has never played Timesplitters


087cde  No.16266915

I lost all hope in valve after csgo


b3ad83  No.16267107

>>16261275

It'll probably be just a half-life themed Battle Royale game, Ora valve All-Stars Battle Royale game or MOBA nonsense that contains a bunch of the characters and IPS they have the rights to.


411656  No.16267117

>>16261275

They're just waiting for the planned release of the next bit tech that the military holds dibs on, Gabe being a wealthy man will get first dibs on it and and introduce the tech with HL3s release.


411656  No.16267119

>>16267117

big tech*


79c74a  No.16267181

>5 years in valve time

Good luck being alive by then




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