2cc953 No.16174933
LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL /V/!
>Saiyans launch a surprisingly successful takeover of Earth, surviving Earthlings are deported to Namek
>Earthlings become gamers and rise up take back their homeland
>Earthlings discover that the reason the Saiyys invaded was because Planet Vegeta was dying due to global warming I think
>Saiyan Elite MIA
>mad scientist Gavroche feeds a Saiyan grill an egg
<egg carries the T-Virus and infects her, turning her into a zombie
<almost every hero on Earth dies in a freak zombie apocalypse but its okay they were revived tho
>LOCAL EARTH SCIENTIST REFUSES TO BREED WITH THE SOLE TUFFLE FEMALE ALIVE PLEASE DOSHI HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH HER TIME IS SHORT THIS MAY BE THE LAST CHANCE THE TUFFLES EVER GET
>Namek houses a grand total of 1 green niggers
>server dies numerous times due to odd bugs, host actives「Bites the Dust」to save the day
>(((Kirby))) learns and vores everything, including the Jews
MEANWHILE, IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF DRAGON BALL CLIMAX…
>fusions (potara and dance) being worked on and implemented
>improvements to in-game building
>bug fixes
>can't code? Luckily for you, BYOND is easy as shit to code with
>new coders, feel free to ask for help from anyone else working on it
>find source code from other BYOND games? Shit nigger apply it to Climax if its any good
>ideas? Post it on /dbv/ or in this thread detailing what you think would be a good addition
>link to gitgud: https://gitgud.io/dankus10/Finale
HOW TO JOIN
>Download BYOND and make an account: http://www.byond.com/download/
>Get the new address: byond://supers.mememagicians.org:9191
>Once in-game, go to Settings > View Guides for some basic information on the game, or ask in OOC for help if you need it
Tech Tiers: https://pastebin.com/xZ3ndyeK
Ranks and Skills: https://pastebin.com/Cq1iucfz
RP Guidlines: https://pastebin.com/CTjusgkq
Public Volafile for Icons etc. (Check back now and then - files are only temporarily hosted): https://volafile.org/r/g1r0r274
Board: >>>/dbv/
Server is currently nearing ascension with SSJ happening just around the corner.
b1d09e No.16175825
ee7d8b No.16176129
So, Murderfucker has no drone AI installed anymore, but will chimp out and murder anyone that hits him. The future is now, I guess.
2cc953 No.16176301
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Super Saiyan Jala vs MURDERFUCKER
2cc953 No.16176402
>Gavroche builds MURDERFUCKER, who gains sentience and storms off to do his murdering and fuckering
>MURDERFUCKER confronts the warriors of Earth
<despite uninstalling Drone AI, MURDERFUCKER still functioned as if it was still installed
>the combined efforts of Kirby, a certain stylish man, Sebastian LaCroix, Kee, and Jala manage to kill M.F.
>but wait! M.F. had a Rebuild module!
>M.F. eventually rebuilds four times over the course of the fight
>Earth warriors job, Kirby, Seb, and Sylish Man all die
>this triggers Jala to astronomical levels, transforming him into the legendary Super Saiyan!
>"woah cool I'm blonde now"
>Jala OHKOs M.F. and kills him
>THEN HE REBUILDS AGAIN
>Jala manages to land one final blow on the robot, killing him for good
9bc025 No.16177853
Give it a day or two or whenever the Ssj isnt around this is the Era of stupid Bot BP.Mankey genocide soon.
982006 No.16177864
>More exams piling up this week
>MURDERFUCKER murders and fucks while I'm doing schoolings
promise me some good android memes friendos
84ea46 No.16180728
This girl is your friend. She lives for clean fights and cleaner homes. She might also know a thing or two about androids, don't ask.
08458c No.16180735
>>16180728
>Draognball has Kikimora maids
15e6f1 No.16182945
Hey fuckers, Paul here;
So the "legendary" z sword fell into the mortal realm and I can't fucking find it.
So i'm leaving it up to you "worthy" and "just" inhabitants of the galaxy to find it and bring it back to me!
Who knows, maybe if you're chosen by it i'll teach you something :^)
9bc025 No.16184536
GOD BLESS AUTISM AND FUCK TENS EACH DAY WE MOVE CLOSER TO THE LIGHT.
1bde33 No.16185986
>all this stuff going on
>monitor just dies
Fuck me, it's always the same shit
f898af No.16187211
>Luffa and Locke made a halfie
>Locke is significantly weaker than Luffa
4181d6 No.16187254
No one was on earth so I took it over
-t. Lord Enkz
ee7d8b No.16194907
ON THE LAST EPISODE OF CLIMAX
>Cathris anally vores Big Yamcha, finds himself unable to spit him back out.
>After being freed via abuse, Big Yamcha creates his own martial arts style.
>Big Yamcha uses the martial technique of sexual harassment to defeat the Cathris while deflecting his attacks by calling him a fag.
>Standing over his vanquished for, Big Yamcha picks Cathris up and throws him at himself, causing a singularity that ends the wipe before it could even truly begin.
a5ce2a No.16194919
>>16194907
Beautiful
I'll come help unfuck things soon eventually
2d685b No.16194941
>>16194919
both characters are absolutely fucked and the server implodes whenever they try to log in, not even admin commands could save them
a5ce2a No.16194997
>>16194941
I was thinking more generally
b63d53 No.16196991
Howdy gamers. Apologies for vanishing over the weekend, I moved back home for break and was greeted to a mountain's worth of work. I should be back either Sunday night or Monday. I'm also going to kick my Turtle School shid into overdrive.
Turtle School Requirements:
1. Must have an interest in the martial arts and a reasoning for further training You'll be given a quiz on this, but this first requirement is more for character building during training than it is a prerequisite.
2. Neutral-Good alignment. If you're Evil but can fool Locke into believing you have good intentions, you'll be able to enter the school.
3. Should not be a Crane. Again, this requirement can be stretched. The reasoning for this is due to the fact that the Turtle and Crane schools' fighting philosophies differ from each other. If you are a Crane, your training will be lengthier.
Skills that are available are: Zanzoken, Explosion, Kamehameha (final test), and Stardust Breaker (after all Turtle Skills have been learned) its a Sokidan but it looks like Stardust Breaker pls no bully. Upon completing training, students are permitted to teach Zanzoken and Explosion at their leisure so long as they tell me IC who they are teaching the skills to.
2d685b No.16198068
>>16196991
We all know the real reason you vanished was because you're a black father.
47e39b No.16198113
>>16198068
Metokurfag please go.
b63d53 No.16200983
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Halus was a man all along
b63d53 No.16203633
Permadeath is now disabled for the time being. Revival time is set to 4 hours max, less if you're weaker in BP. Rules have also been slightly updated/trimmed: https://pastebin.com/AbJySLxf
b63d53 No.16204771
>>16204617
You've heard of the /v/ Fighters, the Sinister Strikers, and the Namekian Gamers, now get ready for: The Lads.
d19aea No.16206126
What's the fucking appeal to cringy custom-made non-canon DBZ characters like in this BYOND game or Xenoverse?
When I play DBZ I want to play as the real characters from the show, maining my favorite and destroying others. Having OC DoNotSteals completely misses the point.
Maybe you're all a bunch of retards, I don't know.
982006 No.16206148
>>16206126
I mean you can make NOT-Vegeta if you want, but that misses the point too. This sort of game requires the autism you'd only find in MMOs, willing to play a character for the sake of building something.
also nice spacing between your sentences. it really adds to your post.
3cce10 No.16206160
>>16174933
>can't code? Luckily for you, BYOND is easy as shit to code with
>find source code from other BYOND games? Shit nigger apply it to Climax if its any good
I have warned you about this
I'd repeat my warnings about SS13 here but I don't want to, I want to know how Climax is going along instead. I'll probably come back when you switch to that.
982006 No.16206174
>>16206160
>Thinking the same people who code for SS13 also code for dumb autistic dbz game
You're gunna have to repeat that warning, mystery man.
3cce10 No.16206207
>>16206174
>Warning
Its 4AM so expect bad grammar. Here I go.
SS13 always had a lot of garbage that good coders had to sift through. The original coders could barely code and screwed up a lot of things in the background.
I've heard rants in 4/vg/ and 4/tg/ githubs, but I'll try to use something that came up in a 8ch server instead mostly because I can't remember a lot of things that happened back in there, its been years:
>Chemical smoke multiplies any chemical put into it. 1 unit of Tricord in smoke can easily become 10 units if you breathe the cloud for a while.
>Smoke is something basic that any chemist can make, and has been in the game for more than 6 years.
I should definitely try to remember things I learned back then though. I remember such stupid things, coders talking about how atmospherics could have been so much faster if they had just fixed one line.
The point is.
Setting up "initiate coders" to "help code things" and "copypaste code" is how a lot of things get screwed up in SS13. Copypasting code is the equivalent to quickly gluing things together, and you're trying to make a game out of that.
c58fa0 No.16206219
bf3f6c No.16207626
>>16206219
>he doesn’t realize Climax is probably going to be next wipe
525f83 No.16207694
>>16207626
Good becauae after the erpocolypse this wipe is kinda bleh once more.
bf3f6c No.16207755
>>16207694
>Kaio Helper leaves for boot camp
>Supreme Kai is on randomly
>Daimo vanishes for reasons
>Demon Master is scared someone will spoil him on DMCV so he quits internet
>Kami takes a break after the erpocalypse
>Saiyan Elite retires for two weeks and returns on not-Zenk
>Icer pulls an Arconia Empire
>every current villain arc is still in development
>virtually no villains in existence
>tfw people might push for a second early wipe in a row
c7ab35 No.16212499
Hey faggots, Paul here again;
So I took a MASSIVE shit the other day and I think it plopped down somewhere on a plant that start with the letter Arconia.
Find the staff and you'll get mystic and maybe even get blanco :^)
c9f728 No.16213202
IT'S SUCC TIME
==THAT IS IF IRO STOPS BEING A CUCK AND DECIDES TO LOG IN AND ABOOSE ME WITH PLANET DESTROY==
950a4d No.16213247
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>>16213202
Is this the Kirby thread??
b63d53 No.16213268
>>16213202
Fret not gamer, I'm arriving shortly
ac4357 No.16213771
AND WITH VOID SLAIN BY KYURI, THE SAGA OF VOID COMES TO A CLOSE.
I got kinda cucked at the beginning but hopefully it was an enjoyable-enough arc for you fuggers
b63d53 No.16213833
>>16213771
I thought it was fun
817f96 No.16214109
1cbb75 No.16214900
>>16214157
Big Gal Cameo.
bf3f6c No.16214972
So did Kirby die 5ever? I’m confused how the ending of the Void arc went
9f5042 No.16215154
>>16214972
"Kirby" (AKA Void) will return, except that this time he's returning as good Void, and not Destroyer of Worlds Void.
2731cc No.16215292
>>16214972
No Kirby continues but a large section of his life seems to be in a time loop. Void is Kirby's past life but fights him in the present. Kirby kills Void. Void gets reborn in the past as Kirby. The Kirby that killed void continues on regardless.
9f5042 No.16215778
>>16215292
Nah mate, Scat here, it's simpler than that. At the end of Soul Melter EX it's implied that Void Termina becomes something similar to Classic Kirby. Basically, Void's plot this wipe is that he tried to reincarnate, but something went wrong and he got sent to the DB/v/ universe with amnesia and Kirby's memories in place of his own. And the longer the wipe went on, the more of his original memories as Void Termina surfaced.
f0c827 No.16215863
Remember kids, the real cuhrazey party was the friends we made along the way.
2731cc No.16215883
>>16215778
>When a Nigger over thinks Kirby's eldritch horror.
0c7cb2 No.16216050
>>16214900
PS: JoJo you better teach me the hundred crack fist for fucks sake
c0aef2 No.16216211
New Vegeta honors a fallen hero.
950a4d No.16216515
>>16213202
Also this is pretty dank
>>16215292
>Kirby kills Void. Void gets reborn in the past as Kirby. The Kirby that killed void continues on regardless.
>"where did Kirby come from? How is his species born?"
>They come from the past where they've slain their demonic-god-selves
That is possibly the deepest fucking lore I've ever heard.
b63d53 No.16217381
LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL /v/
>Kirby's memories of his past as Void Termina finally resurface and goes apeshit
>Void proceeds to job hard because he trusted a (((Kai))) with build advice
>Void then moves on to Namek and jobs again. Using the power of Genetics Machines, he remembers how stats work and uncucks himself
>now with a much better build, Void proceeds to succ Ukele, the sole Namekian, and destroys Namek
>Void moves on to planet Earth to fuck people up and succ them too
>as Void's fight against the gentleman Alistaire is underway, UKELE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD TO KICK SOME ASS fucking Namekians, am I right fellas?
>after jobbing again, Void decides he will have no more of this shit and transforms into his Egg form
>after the heroes fail to crack the egg man wide open, Void transforms into his Bird form
>Bird Void pecks the shit out of Ukele and succs him once more, killing him dead
>Bird Void challenges everyone to come at him at once, nearly Danmakus everyone to death
>Void finally achieves his final form, where he KOs nearly everyone thanks to 7 FUCKING ANGERS
>after a successful rush from the demigod Raiken and a Spirit Bomb to the face from Turtle Hermit Locke, Void goes down for the count
>"NOT YET, SNAKE! ITS NOT OVER YET!"
>Void prepares a big beam to wipe out the fucking Earth
>a certain stylish man challenges Void, gets succ'd but its okay tho the Demon Lord revived him
>Kyuri the half-Saiyan prepares a bigger beam and finishes Void off with the power of friendshipTM I think
>after fucking dying, Void somehow gains a soul of his own and returns to life as a much more sane being
450209 No.16217396
I dont know what I'm even reading. Is this actually a game?
278a3a No.16217424
>>16217396
Yes it is. Go read the OP, specifically "How to Join".
d1f25c No.16217435
>>16217396
>Is this actually a game?
Unfortunately yes
b63d53 No.16217446
>>16217396
>I dont know what I'm even reading. Is this actually a game?
Welcome to Dragon Ball /v/
64f998 No.16217467
>>16217435
>I dont know what I'm even reading. Is this actually a game?
It still makes more fucking sense than Dragon Ball Super.
950a4d No.16217521
>>16217424
>>16217396
>>16217435
I have been scrolling past these threads since their inception thinking that they were a dbz games general
b63d53 No.16217560
>>16217521
>I have been scrolling past these threads since their inception thinking that they were a dbz games general
d1f25c No.16217787
the world will never know
982006 No.16220293
>>16216050
Maybe eventually.
Let me finish my calculus
captcha: jmiFug
ee7d8b No.16221837
In awe of the size of this Gav.
ee7d8b No.16225413
I made an incredibly shitty image for that final Gavroche meme arc I'll be doing. It's wallpaper resolution, so you can put it on your desktop and be judged by any and all who see it.
4dd77f No.16225869
>>16225413
Whens the final Gav arc? good OC anon
ee7d8b No.16226042
>>16225869
The current plan is to get shit done on Wednesday, vore some folks and potentially get those dragon balls. We'll get SSJ2 over and done with and I can focus on my other character for an arc or two.
d1f25c No.16226379
Local demon lord utterly outsmarted
2d685b No.16227577
>>16226042
>get SSJ2 over and done with
c4a029 No.16227677
>>16226042
>potentially get those dragon balls
Too bad no-one knows what they are for :^)
Daily reminder that Paci slept through all of earth's apocalypses and never told anyone what the balls are for.
8458a8 No.16228979
Hey gamers, Iro here. Doctors ripped my left shoulder open and stitched it back up, so my arm ranges from "mild discomfort" to "AAAAAAAA". As long as I keep my keyboard close my arm's mostly fine, though I'm going to be taking it easy for a while. My DG arc's on hold 'til I'm comfortable moving my arm around stitches won't be coming out for two more weeks which is probably when we'll wipe, so I'll try to kickstart it before then
2d685b No.16230047
>>16228979
>wipe in two weeks
n-nigga you what, shit's going way too slow for that to work
get better soon you fuckin nerd
982006 No.16230127
>>16228979
Question
Climax or another DU slog
Because there's an idea out there that even though Climax might turn out buggy cucked wipes, we'd still suffer through them and have fun.
b25078 No.16231641
>>16228979
>"I have sad boy boo boo ouchies in my shoulder"
HAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
ee7d8b No.16233855
Empowered by Saturday Night Fever, Gav pregamed Resurrection G by murdering most of earth's defenders, including defeating Void and Paul in a 2v1. Can anyone stop this insatiable insectoid android's lust for fresh beats, vore, and innuendo?
9bc025 No.16234551
Local Tsujin awakens to enact anger filled genocide to find a world inhabited by nobody.
22b88c No.16234605
>>16234551
>he actually wants to play DB/v/
>he’d rather play online vidya than use it as a glorified chatroom or jerk off session
>he’d rather put in effort instead of shitposting nonstop
Holy shit faggot get a life
5aff9f No.16235507
8458a8 No.16237493
>>16235546
Whenever everyone would rather kill themselves than play in the current wipe any longer or when SSJ4 hits. When we do wipe we'll likely be switching over to Climax so long as no major game breaking bugs are present, unless the majority of people would rather stick to DU for the time being.
d5808b No.16239508
LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL /v/
>As promised by Gavroche before his death, his ultimate project would come to fruition, something that would bring about Unity.
>Enter Cyber Gavroche, the ultimate android.
>Seeking Unity and Perfection, he proceeds to consume earth's defenders, one after another!
>Using the gallantry of Alistaire, the multilingual skills of Sebastian, the purity of Void, and the speed of Paul, he terrorizes earth and not so subtly suggests the survivors join him in Unity.
>After nearly consuming Luffa, but is unable to because you can't absorb alts, go fuck yourself Tens is stopped by Kyuri's timely rescue of his mother!
>Gavroche seemingly makes short work of the young half-saiyan, but Kyuri surpasses his limits in a fit of rage!
>Seemingly backed into a corner, C.Gav tells Kyuri to kill him.
>He returns moments later, fully healed!
>Staring down the half-saiyan, he reveals his next secret! He can salvage his own remains to significantly grow in power!
>Kyuri is overwhelmed, and a coalition of Mr. Jojo, Raiken, Void, and Jala work together to defeat the android menace who now possesses the power and sadism of the world's brattiest halfie.
>Raiken is defeated, but the concentrated efforts of his allies prevents Gavroche from consuming him and restoring his body.
>Knowing that Gav cannot be killed, Void binds Gavroche to hell for several IRL days
>Gavroche, having no understanding of the Afterlife, sees the people he ate and a hellscape reminiscent of his birthplace in the core of Vegeta and assumes that he has somehow entered his own Unified body.
>Despite acknowledging that Core was a literal hellscape, he grows offended when anyone tells him Hell is, well, Hell.
>Now trapped in the afterlife with an eternity to ponder the nature of Unity and duke things out with Kyuri, Gav sleeps.
Also, I figured out how to fix perma Drone AI. Uninstall it from your android and drop it, then blueprint them. The blueprinted android will be treated as though they never had it.
6d6a5b No.16242399
>>16239508
Just KO the alt then close off the alt's tab in order to absorb it
d1f25c No.16242465
I wholeheartedly regret today's events
6d6a5b No.16242508
>>16242465
What the fuck happened ? You can't fucking say something like that and not elaborate on it.
d1f25c No.16242563
>>16242508
I pulled the ultimate prank
513099 No.16243351
>>16239508
>Void binds Gavroche to hell
Actually, the one who did the Bind was Mister Jojo, not me. I did the finishing blow tho :^)
9a2d1c No.16243364
>>16242563
>inb4 Watchmen arc in Dragon Ball RP fashion
6f0548 No.16243446
Does anyone know what happened to Nev? Last time he vanished he was in the hospital for about a month, and no one’s heard shit from him in the last two wipes
eca046 No.16243522
>>16174933
Are there actual game mechanics for this shit in the OP, or is this autistic role-playing garbage? What key do I press to initiate a mass deportation of another race?
ea4954 No.16243823
>>16243522
It's a crappy game with roleplay to keep it afloat. Tens is fucking incompetent at game design or balance, something I continue to show off with retarded android builds.
To mass deport a race, see the single Namek about how he manages to keep kicking people off his planet.
b02748 No.16245099
>>16243446
I'm still alive, life just got hectic there for a while. I'll probably jump back in next wipe, I should have a lot more time on my hands here soon.
d1f25c No.16251430
>only person online
d-did i miss something or is it just dead hours
4dd77f No.16251514
>>16251430
>alone_on_a_friday_night.png
Fridays are either the most active or most dead, there should be more activity on Saturday
eb900d No.16256452
>>16256438
What did he mean by this
c0aef2 No.16256611
>>16256452
Halus has become a booty warrior. Homosexuality is illegal on New Vegeta but so are rapefugeees so earth is fugged.
4181d6 No.16258458
LAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL /V/
Tank Born warrior Enkz craves pizza and sees one walking about!
Undeterred by the fact people keep telling him its a dog he chases it about the entire plant intent on eating it with garlic sauce. After getting knocked about many time he sees his chance and devours it whole!
Locke upon seeing HIS DOG DEVOURED IN FRONT OF HIM called the Blue man out. Meanwhile Seng come to take over the planet..and just kinda hangs out while everyone fights.
Locke and Enkz fight with Locke getting stomped! Enkz promptly shoved him up his ass upon falling. After seeing his comrade be horribly vored another steps up to the plate to defeat Eknz…and also gets shoved up his ass.
ALAS, these fights awoken the power to planet destroy within him! He gathers everyone on the planet and puts them in a ship and demos the planet with his ass beam. Enkz's Master comes and tells them earth dying was a good thing!
Its it the cause of almost everything bad ever and then he gave everyone candy.
He brings them to new vegeta, claims Seng is the king and them sebastian adopts him.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR DRAGONBALL /V/
1d4297 No.16258896
I never got to thank Weed before he left, so if you read this, thank you for being a true bro and helping me out when I was a shitty guest player.
8458a8 No.16258925
>>16258896
In the end, its not the size of your bus that matters, but the heart you have inside it that counts. I'll miss that faggot
982006 No.16258948
Good luck Weedlordmastercool.
Don't change.
d1f25c No.16258960
Weed you were my first minion and thus my nigga
One of these days Fused Dangwasu will be real, until then see ya space cowboy
4181d6 No.16258964
I can't believe weed is dead.
You are muh best minion. Good luck
9bc025 No.16259082
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Thanks for the Kind words guys keep this shit alive Sayonara!
b41a4f No.16259088
>>16259082
See ya man, good luck
b4c0f0 No.16259092
See you, Weed.
We'll all make it, brah.
c0aef2 No.16261909
>show up 6 weeks into the wipe
>handed bp
>resources
>rank skills
>banned items
>obvious over 2.5x stat build
>kai interference
>a planet
The entire end of the wipe, and a decent chunk of the rule set, just got changed because some (IC…) nobody appeared out of nowhere.
For what purpose?
7adcb6 No.16263045
>weed is already gone
Fug man I'm gonna miss you, best of luck.
6905da No.16263310
Does anyone know if swimming and fightan is fixed in Climax? Last time I tried it on a test server, the animal mobs were tanks and could take over two minutes worth of me punching them nonstop, and then they’d run into the water and swim away. When I tried the Swim verb, the game said “Lol no you cant swim on water tiles.”
8458a8 No.16270840
Fixing shit in Climax with Nev. I went to edit maps a bit but the minimap is completely grayed out and theres this dark filter over all the tiles. Does anyone know what thats about?
33cd7e No.16271570
>>16270840
gray shit is areas.
top left corner is view, click on areas, then click on "show only layers that can be seen" or something
8458a8 No.16274647
Here it is boys, the official DB/v/ Timeline
c0a85c No.16274666
>Climax
Are we on Climax already?
If so, I assume Climax is balanced differently, but is it balanced well?
92b755 No.16274671
>>16263310
We fixed swimming, punch damage is intended to be low, we also fixed beams, so it looks like fightan works
8458a8 No.16274711
>>16274666 (checked)
We'll find out next wipe. Expect some shit to work, some shit not to work. It's still wip although I believe its in a playable state so long as you dont use the menus in the toolbar or Spirit Bomb
c0a85c No.16274740
>>16274711
>We'll find out next wipe.
Incoming catastrophe.
16929b No.16274793
G-Guys… Can I get unbanned now?
cea619 No.16275542
>>16274793
Is this Breaker or Segs?
16929b No.16278141
8458a8 No.16278435
>>16278141
Message me on BYOND. its Iro
16929b No.16278599
>>16278435
What is your username? Is it just Iro?
8458a8 No.16278638
>>16278599
IroquoisRedgrave
8458a8 No.16279160
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16279147
I'm so proud to be a gamer
599a92 No.16280242
>>16279147
>backwards swastika
cc54ee No.16280269
>>16206126
When I played Xenoverse I ran into this problem. I just wanted to play Krillin, Tien, or one of a dozen other characters, instead I have to make my own stand-in character that just makes me feel uncomfortable when characters interact with him in cutscenes.
It was better when I started over with a Frieza race character, since I had no interest in playing one and it's literally impossible for me to accidentally self-insert as one (could be undiagnosed autism on my part).
16929b No.16281014
>>16280242
Swastika? I think you are seeing things man, that is the gamer symbol…
761848 No.16281082
>>16228979
>stitches won't be coming out for two more weeks which is probably when we'll wipe
>Its been two weeks
0c9bb3 No.16281131
I'm too retarded to roleplay. I just wanna be goku.
16929b No.16281224
>>16281131
Wouldn't you be roleplaying as Goku tho?
761848 No.16281225
>>16281224
He's too retarded to understand that.
6796ce No.16281253
>>16281225
He's perfect for the role then.
b73aca No.16284105
>>16281224
I want to be goku but I'm too retarded to roleplay. I think I have brain damage, it's like I'm just seeing with my eyeballs but not processing anything. Imagine you're looking at a door handle but there is no thinking going on and it's almost like you have to physically exert yourself just to process "this is a door handle". imagine that but with everything. simple mental tasks, like copypasting part of a url into another url, can become terrifying difficult if I test myself try remember which part of the url I just copied before pasting and checking . that's not even mentioning my short term memory which is just gone, zapped. my eyes feel dry and glassy even when i apply eye drops and it's not computer related, at least not directly. the non-stop void in my skull of nothing being processed, no physical activation, is something i'm 95% sure i am physically feeling and that it's not just my imagination mentally focusing on how fucking retarded i am and turning it into a physical sensation.
i literally can't talk anymore. when people talk to me i'm limited to so few words, and often i start on something and realise it's too hard to say or even just forget what I wanted to say.
it's been like this for 4 years. so even if it's something simple like depression i've basically been doing 4 years of damage to my brain so i'm fucked. i was the best in my high school at maths and basically everything else but now i'm a retard and can't hold seven numbers in my head.
i really just want to roleplay as goku or some dumb shit. 9 years ago i played a naruto roleplaying game someone I knew online set up. it was stupid and innocent and autistic but really fun. i was playing a young chunin character who specialized in some specific kind of genjutsus and we were going out on missions for Tsunade and for a couple of the campaigns Naruto fought along side us. it was the only period in my life apart from early childhood where when i concentrate on it real hard I can sometimes get that that physical sensation of what it was like back then, I can feel the emotion I used to have.
a0f73b No.16284128
>>16284105
So what your saying is you have autism?
Perfect, you’ll fit right in.
1bde33 No.16284157
>>16284105
you'll fit right in.
also look into depersonalization disorder and go seek professional help.
92b755 No.16285657
And thus the supreme kai exploded into a puddle of blood and cum
004255 No.16285666
>>16284105
Sounds like you're not getting enough sleep dude
e117ea No.16288387
>>16285666
Satan is actually giving useful advice.
0fc011 No.16290442
ON THE LAST EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL /v/!
>the dark matter spreads further on Vegeta
>Locke went on another 3 year excursion, comes back infected with the dark matter and passes on Turtle School teachings to Sebastian
>Armaros, another monster that helps spread the dark matter, emerges on Vegeta with orders to eliminate the heroes that iced Mastema
>Armaros tells heroes to come the fuck over or he'll pop the planet
>Sebastian, Alistaire, Cogito, and the fucking dying Locke head over to Vegeta and reunite with a wandering Doshi
>the gang finally come across Armaros who informs them of his purpose there and challenges the heroes to a fight
>Alistaire is the first to challenge Armaros. After an incredibly close and lengthy fight, Armaros reveals to Alistaire some backstory and the purpose behind the dark matter
<incoming lore dump: okay so the dark matter thats popping up all over the universe is all a part of the void, a realm that shouldn't exist that lies underneath the physical realm. The void is like a hole in a piece of paper; its an intangible part of the paper that isn't a real thing you can interact with. The hole and the void are nothingness. Somehow, Armaros, his master and his servants, and a bunch of unspecified offscreen characters came to live in this realm. Their goal is to gather enough energy to revive Armaros' master's physical body so he can regain his full strength and get them all out of the void and do some universal-tier shenanigans. I don't think I explained it well in-game but reason why Armaros and Mastema are able to enter the physical realm is because they have incredibly powerful ki and fortitude, something most inhabitants of the void lack
>after hearing this Kingdom Hearts tier explanation, Alistaire replies with "Okay I believe you" and resumes the duel
>the battle ends with a close victory in Armaros' favor, who rips open Alistaire's arm and infects it with the dark matter
>if Armaros is killed, Alistaire's arm will return to normal
>Deimos shows up on the scene to remind folks that Hell is still relevant
>seeing the Daimo triggers Amaros and causes him to loredump even further
>unfortunately for Deimos, lorerdumps are the source of Armaros' power, so, after devil trickery sends the pair into Hell, Armaros defeats and vores Deimos
>Armaros then tricks Void the pink puffball into sending him back to Vegeta so he can kick everyone's asses
>one group fight later, Armaros fails to kick everyone's asses
>Armaros decides to give up all of the energy in his body to summon over his master temporarily into the physical world so he can help kick everyone's asses
>however, the master decided to kick Armaros's ass instead for wasting valuable time doing exposition!
>a narrowing group fight with the master later, the master poofs on out of there and leaves Armaros with the heroes
>before being able to bullshit a reason as to why the heroes should totally spare him, Alistaire strangles Armaros to death, freeing himself of the curse
>however, Locke's curse was never lifted and his body fades away. Before his soul can be sealed in the void, he uses what energy he has left to teach Sebastian a radicool new ability a custom buff
Will our heroes find a way to prevent the dark matter from overtaking the rest of the universe? Find out next time on Dragon Ball /v/!
b76e6a No.16290607
>>16290442
>Local blonde girl attain godhood. Find out more at 5.
cea619 No.16291253
>>16290607
>godhood
Wait, did God Ki unlock or are you meming
260b74 No.16292475
>>16291253
I may or may not have unlocked god ki.
8458a8 No.16294240
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
HELLO HEROES, PREPARE YOURSELVES TO BE ABSORBED INTO THE VOID
Tomorrow is the grand finale of the excessively long shitfest Motlich saga. Assuming my schedule doesn't cuck me over, the arc will begin roughly around 4. If anyone's interested in acting as a minion during this let me know and I'll work ya in somewhere.
6d141c No.16300789
Hey fuckers, Korthe here;
So i've been DNR'd and that means that anyone who wants my job can take it.
DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO BECOME THE SUPREME KAI? If so just send iro your gay application or whatever and if more than one of you gaylords want it maybe we'll do a tourney maybe.
894643 No.16313450
OKAY FUCKERS, LISTEN UP
THE BALLS NOW EXIST IN NAMEK, THANKS TO YOURS TRULY.
a940cf No.16318640
IRO NO DON'T HE WAS JOKING
8458a8 No.16321387
>>16318640
Its too late. This is the power of my Stand, [Dog Days Are Over].
1d4297 No.16335157
Reminder that this is the superior being.