e99fef No.16151689
In honor of Nintendo's past as a love hotel, let's have a thread about the hottest girls that Nintendo has ever created.
b092a2 No.16151703
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Thinly veiled porn thread?
d1c97a No.16151723
>>16151689
Wendy is hot, but no one ever draws her with a cloaca like a proper reptile.
072b0e No.16151751
ed4f95 No.16151780
>>16151751
>President Bowsette
Fixed that for you.
96b110 No.16151784
>>16151781
>reddit wants to fit in.jpg
34469e No.16151787
couldn't you just post this on /vp/ if it is immediately just going to turn into a porn dump
da64ad No.16151796
>>16151784
This Bowsette crown shit is the most normalfag-tier thing, don't even kid yourself. That shit was all over the goddamn internet.
>>16151787
This. You can just go post it there and you won't even have to use spoilers.
c443fd No.16151816
>>16151796
>being a porn hipster
d56e4d No.16151823
>>16151816
You're on a board where people give you shit for not recognizing certain authors' art.
e02f64 No.16151841
>>16151784
>Princess Unagi
well shit
d8c1ab No.16151845
>>16151723
This shit right here is why Reggie is retiring.
158b61 No.16151968
>>16151689
>In honor of Nintendo's past as a love hotel,
If Smash had a Nintendo love hotel stage, what would it be like? Just a lewd version of the tomodachi stage?
>>16151845
who cares?
867073 No.16152025
>>16151689
>Nintendo's past as a love hotel
This love hotel thing has been passed around for ages, but is there any actual proof of it? I could never find an actual source for the claim any time I've looked. Or was it always just a dumb meme and I never caught on?
273e08 No.16152069
>not posting best girl
Faggot.
4f1f36 No.16152077
>>16152069
>>16152071
One or two pictures is enough
ba0688 No.16152082
>>16152071
Link looks like he's about ready to stab a bitch in that last picture
5db3ec No.16152092
This thread could use more loli or younger.
4025ae No.16152116
>>16152112
Plot twist; the government is also sinful.
403053 No.16152141
Pokesluts are nintendo, right?
5db3ec No.16152142
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>>16152112
2D should be protected under free speech.
2f94ef No.16152147
This is just a waifu thread
403053 No.16152194
>>16152142
it is! except in canada where they allow you to fuck dogs but lines that look under 18 get you V&
0de987 No.16152205
I heard love hotels in Japan are the comfiest luxury places to be. Unlike the fuck once whore house motels in the USA that have HBO porn if you're lucky.
If you were in charge of a Nintendo themed love hotel then what suites would you make for your visiting clients. Some want Princess Peach's royal suit or Palutena's temple bathroom. But me…
GIMME THARJA'S CURSE DUNGEON/LABORATORY.
9156de No.16152252
>30+ replies
>not one samus image
SHAME ON YOU FAGGOTS
285c41 No.16152255
>>16152252
I've been feeling sick so I haven't been on the ball lately.
571ad0 No.16152259
>>16152252
That's a nice Samus pic.
0de987 No.16152389
>>16152323
Do want, but non-canon.
ebf93f No.16152758
Lol, all of these look like shit except for Samus, the Pokemon girls, and maybe the Wii Fit trainer
>Peach looks retarded, and half of the shit in the the thread is infant porn.
>Scratch that all the Mario shit looks stupid, they all look like bootleg Disney princesses.
>Bowsette is Reddit tier, deep down you know it is.
>The Splatoon girls look stupid, you'd be better off fapping to monster girls.
>Pokemon porn is for furries.
>Zelda looks stupid. though at least she doesn't look like a bootleg Disney Princess.
>Midna looks so stupid. A gust of wind would probably tip her over with her helmet being so obnoxiously big.
0de987 No.16153830
I'm more interested in making a Nintendo themed love hotel or chain. My question is what should it's theme be? Let's face it. Those lonely guys have to fuck their inanimate objects and dolls somewhere.
bb696e No.16153868
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67311d No.16153869
>>16151723
They also never draw her with a dick like a proper women
0eb461 No.16153876
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0eb461 No.16153879
>>16153868
why do people add massive walls of text to pictures? does anyone get more turned on by that?
36b534 No.16153888
>>16153879
It gets me diamond hard.
67311d No.16153902
>>16153876
>When she has a bigger cock than her brother
Actually if she's a dickgirl, does that make Digby a cuntboy?
0eb461 No.16153903
>>16153888
really? i dont get how.
30564d No.16153905
>>16153879
>why
severe autism
9eecad No.16153914
>>16151689
Sakimichan is a fucking dyke.
7cf184 No.16153921
>>16153868
These always get less arousing when I think about who probably wrote them.
>>16153903
Just an imagination thing, I suppose. Not sure how to describe it but something about detailed lewd dialogue is kinda hot.
0eb461 No.16153963
>>16153869
ah, i see you are a man of culture as well.
76aa7d No.16154029
>>16151841
heh, the save dialog popped up and ruined it
5c4470 No.16154050
>>16153868
https://joi.booru.org/index.php
Turns out there's a thread on cuckchan pumping these out
457114 No.16154053
>>16151703
There literally is no veil.
0431b1 No.16154062
>>16151689
Am I doing it correctly?
570870 No.16154068
>Beautiful Rosie
I know she's the mother of all creation and the entire cosmos is under her gown, but why is she still so perfect?
784c58 No.16154298
>>16152389
They were going to make her a girl in Captain Rainbow, that's canon enough for me.
05439c No.16154328
>>16151809
Marina needs a blow up doll and I say that with no shame
d8c1ab No.16154403
>>16152259
Onna-bugeisha Samus is pretty cute.
9cc388 No.16154424
>>16154062
Is she like 4 feet tall or something? She looks god damn tiny in that photo.
0ed107 No.16154436
b30739 No.16154478
>>16152092
BotW has some nice lolis.
e02f64 No.16154547
>>16153868
>braixen
>dives
do you snort shit and think it's classy?
Superior nintendo gal coming through.
e02f64 No.16154570
>>16154454
At least post something official
108375 No.16154603
>>16153914
Please tell me that isn't her "girlfriend" in the second pic.
ac81e0 No.16154713
>>16151689
Pokemon may have went to shit after Gen 5 arguably after Gen 3 but gamefreak always delivers when it comes to the lolis.
b30739 No.16154780
>>16154713
They really need to stop with the Pokemon rehashes and just make it a waifu game.
9a2a97 No.16154794
>>16154780
I'd be all for it.
995763 No.16154810
>>16151689
>In honor of Nintendo's past as a love hotel
did they actually have one or it's just an excuse to post nintendo girls?
0eb461 No.16154823
>>16154780
>>16154794
but the pokemon are the waifus
9a2a97 No.16154831
>>16154823
Yeah but I want a whole game made out of pokemonamie.
5db3ec No.16154838
>>16154831
>>16154823
>Pokemon game where you can pet, feed, dress up, date, and fuck your pokemon at any time
d8c1ab No.16154843
>>16154810
>did they actually have one or it's just an excuse to post nintendo girls?
I'm not sure, but they were a major supplier of hanafuda cards for the Yakuza, so they may have used those connections to diversify their business. Then again, Nintendo diversified into so many fields - from taxi services to ball point pens - so I wouldn't be surprised if it was something they entirely decided on their own end without any outside influence.
57c2f8 No.16154853
>>16154068
Because her feet are perfect.
e81ead No.16154854
>>16154823
>>16154831
I wanna fug that vulpix
ba0688 No.16154866
>>16154831
>You'll never live in the pokemon universe and go on a journey with your pokemon to capture and fuck every single living thing you can
9e739c No.16154871
>>16154823
>>16154831
>Vegeta as a pokemon doctor
>the pokemon wants to be fucked
>trainer gets confused at why his pokemon wants to get fucked
Nice joke video
unless there is more thaen these two scenes
0eb461 No.16154882
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16154871
you ever heard about the Harkness test? look it up some time.
57c2f8 No.16154883
>>16154866
>he hasn't masturbated to every pokemon on the pokedex
If God didn't want us to fuck everything on this beautiful earth plus some things not on it, then he wouldn't have made us want to.
ba0688 No.16154884
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16154871
I don't know how you haven't seen this, some autist was posting it everywhere a few weeks ago
995763 No.16154895
>>16154843
what else has nintendo done in the past? I know they made some cards back in the 1800s
9e739c No.16154903
>>16154882
MAMA MIA
The whole video is so blatant its amazing.
Really makes me want capture and pimp pokemon whores while having a Vegeta haircut
0eb461 No.16154915
>>16154903
we all know whats going on out there but no one says anything, you think this shits popular because of smogon? fuck you
786403 No.16154922
>>16154298
>A female Mach Rider in Captain Rainbow was actually planned and a model does exist
Well damn. Though the armor and bike looks pretty goofy (even for CR) I just thought the female MR in CR was just misinformation/miscommunication over this fanart existing >>16152323 back in the Smash threads.
>>16154424
Isn't it appropriate that she's dressed up as Little Mac then?
0de987 No.16154970
>>16154922
Also thought about a Mach Rider reboot by Platinum games using the daughter of Mach Rider as the hero. Don't worry the game is still about riding and shooting on bikes at mach speed. Now you can ride the side of glass buildings before the glass shatters and do crazy ass stunts. Also female MR would have 2B's modeler give her the perfect ass.
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>>16154823
>>16154794
>>16154831
>>16154866
>>16154871
>>16154882
>>16154883
>>16154884
>>16154903
>being a degenerate when pokemon has a girl for just about every fetish imaginable
Don't even reply to me.
0eb461 No.16155134
>>16155094
can any of them do Seismic Move? thats right, didn't think so.
pokemon > human
5db3ec No.16155136
>>16155094
>Kemono
>Yotsukemo
>Minicon
Which girls provide those?
5c4470 No.16155567
>>16155094
>"Don't @ me"
You're the only degenerate here.
0de987 No.16155688
You know there's baby version of Peach but why no loli 7-10 year old version?
5db3ec No.16155721
>>16155688
Baby Peach is official, but loli Peach isn't.
ea0500 No.16157237
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>90 replies
>No Kumatora
Wow its like you fags don't like tomboys or something.