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a4fb54 No.16116602
IT'S OVER
LEAK CONFIRMED
>No Smush
>Mario Maker 2
>Pikmin 3 port
>Rune Factory 5
>Rune Factory 4: GOTY Edition
>Dragon Quest XI is actually bring brought over
>New 2D Zelda looks like shit
>Microsoft not giving a shit anymore
>Genesis: The Game 2 confirmed as Episodic
>Yoshi Demo
>Metroid Prime Trilogy
>TETRIS BR
>Disney shilling
>Boxboy Switch
>Astral Chain looks rad
>Daemon X Machina demo
>Fire Emblem Treehouses
DID YOU RIKE IT?
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0558c0 No.16117543
>that downgrade for dead by daylight
wew
d55ff8 No.16117544
>For players that completed Undertale
This is gonna be shit.
64a4bc No.16117545
They did it. They made a tetris Battle Royale!
cce3e0 No.16117546
>>16117527
10 actually, it was chartered for 35 mins
217be8 No.16117547
This entire direct is an abortion
d8694c No.16117548
> A new experience by Toby Fox
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28aeca No.16117552
FUCK TUMBLRTALE FUCK TUMBLRTALE FUCK TUMBLRTALE FUCK TUMBTLRALE FUCK TUMBLRTALE
a86013 No.16117553
a4fb54 No.16117557
FINALLY WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR THIS
d11fb6 No.16117558
41e155 No.16117559
I just don't know anymore.
bf9b34 No.16117560
>Deltarune now
This direct is just Nintendo shitposting
0558c0 No.16117561
137f7c No.16117562
>Trailer presents the Killer as terrifying and the Survivors as scared
>Meanwhile in the actual game competent Survivors are broken as fuck and bully the shit out of Killers because the devs refuse to balance the game around anybody but noobs
When will this kusoge die
d41814 No.16117566
97daea No.16117569
Reminder that the Japs love undertale shit and it's depressing
>>16117546
oh fuck you're right, nevermind I'm retarded
Fire Emblem was shorter then I thought then, I thought they would have more of an information blow up for it
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f1649a No.16117573
this mech game looks fun why did they give the developer such a fag translator
52c79a No.16117576
502468 No.16117577
Nice I’ve been waiting for a demo of this game. Hopefully the controls are good.
d11fb6 No.16117578
frame rate looks like shit
9b7b29 No.16117579
Look, a game that might actually be good. Interesting.
0210f7 No.16117580
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f1649a No.16117587
look at those jaypegs cheering you on as you race
97daea No.16117589
>Realistic racing
How will F-Zero ever recover?
ae359c No.16117590
0073a0 No.16117592
>welcome additions
>like motion controls
566f9a No.16117593
>>16117581
WE MUST GIVE INTO OBLIVION
55f2d0 No.16117594
>scaling difficulty for a racing game
d8694c No.16117595
d55ff8 No.16117596
>Hellblade
No one fucking cares.
e43c8f No.16117597
New Power Pro on Nipponese stream.
41e155 No.16117598
>welcome editions
>motion controls
ae359c No.16117599
>>16117592
We're scrapping the bottom now
d11fb6 No.16117600
>a racing game without a story mode
fuck that
a4fb54 No.16117601
FUCK YOU
also something of note is that this is exclusive to MS
8b1008 No.16117603
Everything in this Direct has looked like a PS3 game at best.
502468 No.16117604
a07c88 No.16117606
They are still trying to force that shit emotional game
ae359c No.16117607
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cf3eea No.16117609
lmao undertale still causes /v/ anal pain
f1649a No.16117610
>>16117596
but it's made by people who've experienced psychosis anon
97daea No.16117611
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2f9776 No.16117614
>ten year old grid port in 590p
d55ff8 No.16117616
0558c0 No.16117617
>unravel on switch
SOYNY BTFO
d11fb6 No.16117618
bf9b34 No.16117619
>stronger
>S T R O N G E R
a86013 No.16117620
Wasn't Unravel a PS4 exclusive or something?
d8694c No.16117622
> Ass Creed III
What years is this
ae359c No.16117623
>>16117617
Time to buy a switch
41e155 No.16117624
82ac1b No.16117625
>Assassins Creed 3
That framerate.
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502468 No.16117630
>>16117618
Scorpion for Smash when?
97daea No.16117632
Seriously what is up with everything having horrible FPS? Is it just the showcase?
d11fb6 No.16117633
>>16117625
the frame-rate was bad on the 360
f1649a No.16117635
>the shittiest asscreed "remastered" with blatantly bad framerate
a07c88 No.16117636
>FF7
I mean at least at difference of the remake it will come out
ff9d8a No.16117638
>>16117614
It's actually Feral Interactive's recent Android and iOS grid port just adapted for Switch.
ae359c No.16117639
>>16117634
Well there was Rune factory
2f9776 No.16117641
>>16117632
switch has shit specs
news at 11
97daea No.16117642
a4fb54 No.16117643
>>16117634
Wait, this looks pretty rad.
d11fb6 No.16117644
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502468 No.16117650
>>16117644
The fuck is this weebshit?
e844e1 No.16117651
Nintoddlers blown the fuck out with this miserable showing.
ae359c No.16117652
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f1649a No.16117655
I love playing the video game equivalent of poorly dubbed anime
0f2982 No.16117656
This thing actually looks pretty cool. Shame about the dub.
97daea No.16117657
Woah this actually looks solid
a4fb54 No.16117659
b1f460 No.16117660
Mutt emblem. Shit art style and character selection. Everything I hate in one game.
8d831b No.16117662
"You're the terrorist here!!"
lol please stop this
ea340c No.16117663
Oh, this is what Kamiya was up to.
0558c0 No.16117664
>platinum
Gonna watch after that one closely
2f9776 No.16117665
holy shit kamiya is alive
shame about anime shit
82ac1b No.16117666
Looks pretty cool.
>Platinum
Aha, I see
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d579f0 No.16117675
>>16117634
It was shit as always.
bf9b34 No.16117676
97daea No.16117677
>Platinum
I want lewds of that police girl's booty shorts
55f2d0 No.16117678
>>16117665
>likes Kamiya
>doesn't like anime shit
u wot
e97027 No.16117679
>We see nothing for Bayo 3
41e155 No.16117680
d11fb6 No.16117681
platinum's policenauts….. Ok
502468 No.16117683
A Kamiya game with some of the Nier Automata guys?
Fuck it I’m in.
a4fb54 No.16117685
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f1649a No.16117692
can't believe the boat from wind waker is getting added to smash
137f7c No.16117693
97daea No.16117696
Oh boy how are they going to butcher this Link's Awakening remake?
d7150f No.16117697
41e155 No.16117698
>Links Awakening remake
Why?
a86013 No.16117699
>these visuals
Kill me now
a4fb54 No.16117700
VERGEBEN BTFO
also link looks like shit
55f2d0 No.16117704
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0f2982 No.16117708
>>16117696
Goddamn it. It was looking so good until we saw the actual game >.<
e43c8f No.16117709
Will they do the Oracle games on this engine?
f1649a No.16117711
why does it look like such shit why did they make it like this
6cc26b No.16117712
e97027 No.16117713
Oh, nevermind it looks kind of bad.
137f7c No.16117715
HOLY SHIT THATS SO FUCKING UGLY
WHAT A REPULSIVE ARTSTYLE
b559cf No.16117716
ae359c No.16117717
Well there is no smt5
Still no reason to buy a switch
2f9776 No.16117719
>>16117703
what have they done to the best zelda
looks like some phone game with that fucking plastic style
a86013 No.16117720
>even my sister is complaining about the visual direction
This is a good sigh.
a4fb54 No.16117721
So, how about that Pikmin 3 port?
97daea No.16117723
That music was not great and a bit ear raping
ea340c No.16117724
I was almost interested until they cut to in-game graphics.
d55ff8 No.16117726
Well this was mostly a load of shit.
3f2b60 No.16117727
>Bubble gume crisis the game
Yes please.
55f2d0 No.16117728
New life, life as a prostitute.
41e155 No.16117729
>reborn as a new experience
217be8 No.16117730
Link's Awakening DX DX doesn't look very good
d11fb6 No.16117731
>>16117723
yeah the sound was garbage
e97027 No.16117734
THAT'S IT GUYS, IT'S OVER!
GO HOME AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
bf9b34 No.16117736
That was shit. I want my time back.
a07c88 No.16117737
d8694c No.16117738
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT ARTSTYLE
THAT MUSIC
FUCK
e844e1 No.16117739
Direct Nintendo into the garbage.
7a70e1 No.16117741
THAT WAS A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT
3be2cd No.16117743
ae359c No.16117744
Rune factory and platinum game
Also daemon, but still no smt
8b1008 No.16117745
>darkest Zelda aside from Majora's Mask
>they remake it in a new style even more Fisher Price than Wind Waker
LA was my first Zelda game and I was legit excited. I knew what it was before the boat even appeared on the screen. And they gave me that instead.
84c743 No.16117746
LINKS AWAKENING WAS MY FAVOURITE GAME AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
64a4bc No.16117747
Not sure I like the Rankin Bass like look for the Link's Awakening remake fits.
5078c7 No.16117748
Not liking the clay designs
337618 No.16117751
>>16117734
DONT WORRY ANON, WERE HOME AND WE'VE ALL BEEN FUCKED BY NINTENDO FROM THE START.
55f2d0 No.16117752
Only good reveals were RF5 and that Kamiya game.
0558c0 No.16117753
Other than that platinum game, that was extremely mediocre.
ef3c2d No.16117755
>>16117369
Anyone got the edit of this with the lens flare?
80dcbc No.16117757
>no smash reveals to shitpost about
What a huge fucking waste of time.
a4fb54 No.16117758
>>16117726
Yeah, but at least we got a Daemon X Machina demo out of it
ae359c No.16117759
33388c No.16117760
Thank god there was no Smash. Finally a day free of this cancer.
6cc26b No.16117761
>only notable thing was a jpeg of RF5
d11fb6 No.16117763
>>16117744 (checked!!!)
and no bayonetta 3!!!!!!!
ae359c No.16117767
>>16117763
Yeah, forgot that
fe9495 No.16117769
>>16117703
>>16117703
>>16117703
>>16117703
>>16117703
>>16117703
>>16117703
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GARBAGE VISUAL. THIS IS A ZELDA GAME NOT A FUCKING MEGA BLOCKS SET
2487f7 No.16117771
>Just a bunch of ports/10
d11fb6 No.16117772
>>16117760
it had brief bit about a smash 3.0 update
52c79a No.16117773
The Platinum game looked alright to be honest. The Links Awakening remake was meh. The rest is trash.
33b61d No.16117775
Only good thing they showed was the Yoshi platformer tbh.
ae359c No.16117776
>>16117766 (checked)
Fuck you mini satan
f1649a No.16117777
>>16117766
made me laugh anon good work
337618 No.16117778
>>16117757
>>16117760
All we got was jokers character model, not even an announcement for another character.
Nintendo disappointis again.
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217be8 No.16117783
>>16117766
I don't need to open that to know it's one of those gay butthole pictures you like so much
32268d No.16117784
7/10 stream. Would be higher if Kamiya didn't turn out to be a lolcow.
a483ad No.16117792
>Cool looking gameplay
>ugly looking anime aesthetic
GOD DAMMIT
f1649a No.16117793
>>16117773
It looked OK solely because we saw a platinum logo. Without that there was no reason to assume it wasn't just some shitty JRPG with fancy animation for its turn based combat.
ce8cc9 No.16117795
It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Link's Awakening looks block per block faithful to original game and I like the figurine look.
Astral Chain and Oninaki look fun.
e844e1 No.16117797
>>16117783
If they're gay to post, how gay is taking them?
cce3e0 No.16117798
the direct could be anything at all and people would say it was shit
>new platinum IP
>mariomaker 2 basically feature complete
>rf5, new dragonquest
>continually infringing on other consoles' exclusivity and IPs to remove the only serious counterargument for the 'play PC with switch as your only console' stance
595658 No.16117799
>>16117793
It was reeking of Platinum because Platinum only has one type of game but slaps a different can of paint on top of it each time.
b93688 No.16117804
>>16117634
Tetris Battle Royale is actually interesting, I could do without the negro techno over beautiful Russian folk songs but w/e
Dragon Quest looks promising because of the dual audio alone
Nothing else worth the wait to be honest
8b1008 No.16117808
>>16117795
Sure, the maps are intact, but the tone is out the window and gone. LA was a dreamlike, bizarre, and slightly oppressive environment. Now it glows and has cheery music.
ae359c No.16117809
>>16117783
Sure you totally didn't open it
930001 No.16117811
guys i made the mistake to watch the livestream, what do i do to increase my testosterone levels?
52c79a No.16117812
>>16117793
I was about to call it a Nier Automata clone, but then saw that it's made by Platinum.
2487f7 No.16117816
>Goes on a video game announcement event to say that an announcement will be coming up later
Who the fuck does this? If you weren't going to give any info about smash than dont say anything at all. You basically said you had nothing to say.
55f2d0 No.16117817
>>16117811
Eat a raw onion then do 100 pushups
ae359c No.16117818
>>16117811
buy EA's stock lmao
d11fb6 No.16117819
>>16117798
it had a lot of unnecessary filler, but over all it was a net positive. (that zelda game looks like a bummer though with its soy cuck art style)
3cf72e No.16117821
>no bayo 3
>no SMT5
>no fucking Joker gameplay
>no new smash announcements aside from amiibo shit
>only exciting things were MM2, RF5 and Astral Chain
>two fucking yidsney games
>TETRIS BATTLE ROYALE
It's shit
3be2cd No.16117822
>>16117811
Suck a bunch of dicks to absorb the test, you faggot.
98ad1a No.16117827
>>16117812
Yeah the music was what made me think of nier automata specifically.
f1649a No.16117828
>>16117798
I didn't get a smash reveal to shitpost over, fuck you. No one gives a shit that the switch is popular enough to get bad, wii-style ports with shitty framerate. You console fanboying nigger
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7a70e1 No.16117831
>>16117811
Its to late anon you have consumed to much soy.
9e1ec9 No.16117834
There is one thing in the Direct that was predicted in the 5channel Smash leak: Dragon Quest 11 being ported to Switch. Remember that in the leak Erdrick was going to be added in to promote the DQ games to the West along with a Switch port of 11, so this adds more credibility to that leak.
Still a disappointing Direct overall though.
97daea No.16117835
>Fire Emblem female avatar massive tits
>Church of Seiros Mother bearing hips
>Police girl booty shorts ass
It wasn't all a complete waste, at least there may be decent lewds in the future even if it's all shit.
ce8cc9 No.16117837
>>16117808
I never got that from the graphics, it had very Super Mario Land 2-esque aesthetics and Wind Waker already exists to show us art style can be separate from tone.
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d11fb6 No.16117839
>>16117821
>>two fucking yidsney games
what? I only remember the plushy toy one, what was the other?
cce3e0 No.16117840
>>16117819
reawakening being universally shit was the single worst part of the whole thing, the mediocre bits seem to really appeal to some people if not me so that feels like a matter of taste
>>16117821
>>16117828
>oy vey where is the smash
db1b79 No.16117843
>>16117452
Echoes was an amazing remake, but was bad because Gaiden was a bad game. It is literally "wide open map" the game, the exact thing people complained about with Awakening. Anyone who bitches about Awakening but praises Gaiden is a fake fan and a faggot.
I'm optimistic about the new game, aside from the 1 fps cgi cut scenes. I wonder if the "choice" changes gameplay, hopefully there is a "hard" option like Nohr route in Fates.
7ad8cf No.16117845
>>16117839
Captain Dyke and her cuckers.
ae359c No.16117846
>>16117835
That's a subtle way to influence people on making the wrong purchase if you know what i mean. I will need to ask you to stop
84c743 No.16117850
>>16117798
Yeah there was some good stuff in there, particularly Astral Chain.
Zelda makes me want to punch a wall though.
7d5125 No.16117852
I missed the stream. What happened?
8b1008 No.16117853
>>16117837
It was darker than average Zeldas, both in color choices and plot. You spend the game slowly figuring out that you're going to have to kill everyone on the island to escape.
474853 No.16117855
So I take it there's no reason to so much as pirate the PC version of Dragon Quest XI?
930001 No.16117856
>>16117852
nothing, also tetris battle royale
217be8 No.16117859
>>16117852
Refresh the thread and look at the OP you queer
2ef9d9 No.16117864
>>16117844
Thanks juicy boi. You're the best!
f1649a No.16117869
>>16117840
abso-fucking-lutely oy vey where is the smash you dumb cunt, this is literally another shoah
ae359c No.16117870
2ef9d9 No.16117871
>>16117844
You are mommy's #1 juicy boi
d11fb6 No.16117872
>>16117845
oh yeah…. I forgot Marvel = Disney for a second
20416c No.16117874
>>16117795
>Oninaki
>neon Teal and Maroon shit
you have objectively bad taste.
98ad1a No.16117877
Am I right in thinking they said that FFIX was going to be available on the store shortly after the stream had finished?
7d5125 No.16117878
>>16117856
>tetris battle royale
7ad8cf No.16117879
>>16117844
FINISH THE FUCKING MOVIE
ce8cc9 No.16117880
>>16117853
That's bullshit, because the game was all a fucking dream. Everyone would disappear, but ultimately none of it was real. The new art style makes it more dream like and could change to be nightmarish around bosses or other.
>>16117874
I know nothing about them, the game just seemed to have an interesting concept.
ae359c No.16117883
>>16117877
They mentioned that game specifically can't remember if that was the reason
ca0056 No.16117888
>>16117877
Yeah I thought so. They mentioned bringing over older FF games a while ago.
98ad1a No.16117892
>>16117883
I know he said vii was out on march 26th, but I'm not sure if he said ix was about to release tonight or if I misheard him.
474853 No.16117896
>>16117892
>I'm not sure if he said ix was about to release tonight or if I misheard him.
You heard right.
a4fb54 No.16117897
d11fb6 No.16117906
>>16117852
>Captain N
funny, I just picked up season 3 of that today.
a4fb54 No.16117907
98ad1a No.16117908
Yeah, according to gamespot, ffix's out today. May actually get it because I like the idea of being able to play it on my tv and in handheld mode (as opposed to on my laptop).
84c743 No.16117909
Rights its been 20 mins, wheres the Astral Chain lewds.
52c79a No.16117910
The Zelda remake was really disappointing. I'd rather have classic pixel art instead of this mobiletier top down 3D cancer.
8b1008 No.16117913
>>16117880
That would be a valid point if you knew from the beginning. But it's the bait and switch that makes it work.
fe540a No.16117918
When the FUCK is animal crossing? It's been so long.
F-zero is dead. I've accepted it
52c79a No.16117921
>>16117908
Ply the PSX version on PSP/Vita instead.
daf77d No.16117924
>>16117621
Yay.
One of the worst Assassin's Creed games ever is getting a remaster.
I cried. Truly, I did.
886f40 No.16117925
Super pumped rune factory 5 finally got announced. Too bad there was no actual footage.
ce8cc9 No.16117926
>>16117913
But the point is you don't have to kill everyone, you're trying to make it sound more dark and edgy than it's not.
f1649a No.16117927
>>16117910
IT LOOKS LIKE LITTLE FUCKING FUNKO POPS RUNNING AROUND
217be8 No.16117928
>>16117906
>implying season 3 looks like that
a4fb54 No.16117929
>>16117908
>(((Gamespot)))
b52f95 No.16117931
>the best game is the one that requires customers to make the levels
474853 No.16117932
Wasn't aware there's so much hype for what's essentially a furry version of The Sims. Wait until E3. More curious about Smash Ultimate 3.0.
>>16117924
It's Mass Effect 3 for the Wii U all over again.
7cd136 No.16117938
>>16116602
>Pikmin 3 port
lol
>metroid
lmao
077316 No.16117939
Welp, time for someone to add the Astral Chain protagonist to this.
d11fb6 No.16117940
>>16117928
I haven't watched it yet, but I know the episodes are shorter then normal.
d11fb6 No.16117944
>>16117928
thats not from the dvd source, is it?
a4fb54 No.16117946
>>16117927
yeah, the visual style is shit. Reminds me of DMC5
8b1008 No.16117947
>>16117926
No, nobody will literally die. But if I told you you were in a coma and you had to wake up, but everything you remember since being a toddler wasn't real anyways, should you or should you not have misgivings about waking up? Marin is a composite waifu of all the Zeldas because the player is supposed to get attached to her and all the other goofy characters so it stings when you have to delete them.
98ad1a No.16117948
>>16117921
Got rid of my psp ages ago and I've never had a vita. Also I wouldn't be able to play it on a tv then.
082033 No.16117951
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20190214/index.html
games announced for nips
no idea what the differences are but i didn't see ass creed get announced in it
daf77d No.16117956
>>16117710
How did they manage to make the art style look worse than A Link Between Worlds?
They better not charge 60 bucks for this.
a4fb54 No.16117957
>>16117938
same guy leaked it. I hate NeoFAGs, but he was on point.
ce8cc9 No.16117959
>>16117927
Looks pretty 1:1 to the GameBoy original, so all the mechanics and gameplay will stay intact. Also a lot of detail everywhere. I'll agree, it's not good, but it's not bad either.
>>16117947
That really isn't dark as it is a message about moving on.
7cd136 No.16117962
>>16117927
>funko pops
I was wondering why I fucking hated it the instant I saw it.
83564c No.16117963
>port
>port
>port
>port
>port
Nintendo wins again!
474853 No.16117964
>>16117921
PSP battery bloated. As in, it expired. Technically the portable itself still works but what the hell do you call a portable that needs to be plugged in all the time?
52c79a No.16117965
>>16117948
You could just hook up your PC and transfer the savestate. It's the PC port that's coming to Switch and that version is pure trash, mate.
d11fb6 No.16117969
>>16117909
i'm still watering on more lewdness for crow girl from last e3
fe9495 No.16117972
>>16117959
>Also a lot of detail everywhere. I'll agree, it's not good, but it's not bad either.
Only if you briefly look at it. Once you actually start trying to see the detail and minutiae of it, it suddenly starts looking soulless and plastic
a921c9 No.16117973
What you're saying is I should be glad I missed it?
217be8 No.16117977
>>16117944
I don't think that'll help much
52c79a No.16117978
>>16117964
>battery bloated
You used an offbrand China charging cable didn't you?
f1649a No.16117979
>>16117946
devil may cry 5 looks fine, they just chose some ugly actors. Never understood the hate from that angle
a4fb54 No.16117980
>>16117973
I mean it's like most directs, it's shitty but fun
ef3c2d No.16117982
>>16117979
>hate
Go the fuck back to gamefaqs.
a4fb54 No.16117983
>>16117979
I mean the GAME looks fine, but I just dislike the visuals.
ce8cc9 No.16117984
>>16117972
>it suddenly starts looking soulless and plastic
It's almost like the game is a dream and not supposed to take place in reality. I think the new graphics make it look more dream-like, but it does need more polish
a4fb54 No.16117985
a921c9 No.16117986
>>16117980
I might rewatch just to get an overview but that ain't the same as funposting over it live.
224da6 No.16117988
Hey, Mark, why did you include Metroid Prime Trilogy if it's not happening
474853 No.16117991
>>16117978
Pretty sure I used the charger that came with the PSP. Do note that I got it for the express purpose of playing Birth by Sleep (I got a few more games afterwards), just to give you an idea of how old it is. A shame, the thing could've been CFW fodder.
f1649a No.16117992
>>16117982
never understood le rageface XD from that perspective, my bad
a4fb54 No.16117995
>>16117986
true enough, I included a basic summary in the OP.
>>16117988
The same guy leaked it and Pikmin 3
ce8cc9 No.16117999
>>16117990
>wanting anything to do with botw
Get out.
98ad1a No.16118004
>>16117965
I've already got the pc port. What's trash about it? The fact that the models are much higher fidelity than the backgrounds? It is a bit jarring, but the I don't think the backgrounds actually look worse than any of the other ports - it's just their low res shittiness is more notcieable by contrast.
fe9495 No.16118005
>>16117984
>the game is a dream and not supposed to take place in reality
I can think of about a thousand other ways to depict a dream-state that look MUCH better than that. When's the last time you had a dream where everything looked like a Funko knockoff?
ca0056 No.16118009
>>16117990
BOTW feels like a shallow Xenoblade game. Kinda wish it had a sci fi setting and I was working toward getting a giant mech instead of raising my stamina bar and hearts.
8362d7 No.16118019
>>16117939
>Ash from Evil Dead
What???
34b52f No.16118021
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Want to watch the direct
>Don't want to waste 40 minutes
>Set video to 2x speed
Why does this make the games look 10 times better?
98ad1a No.16118025
>>16118009
One of the things I hate about botw is that the shrines and guardians have a soulless quasi sci-fi aesthetic.
cce3e0 No.16118028
ce8cc9 No.16118029
>>16118005
To be fair, it's emulating the proportions and scale of the GameBoy graphics to a T. And at least in dreams I've experienced, everything is bit more blurry or glows a bit. This is seeming to look like another Wind Waker situation where everyone's going to bitch about the graphics.
98ad1a No.16118030
>>16118025
In fact the shrines feel like MGS VR missions.
ef3c2d No.16118033
>>16118029
>To be fair
No, fuck off.
a585a3 No.16118037
>>16117855
Even when you can pirate them, games with Denuvo are never worth touching on PC.
af4fd4 No.16118043
>>16117951
Extra stuff in the jap direct was:
>Doraemon harvest moon style game
>ace attorney trilogy
>some usper robot wars
>some pet battling game (Zoid Wild?)
>Rorona
>Destiny collect, some cartoony JRPG
>Caligula Overdose something, High school based JRPG
>a Dragon Quest card game
>forgotten anne
>Goat simulator
>Some new(?) kunio kun 4 player game
>weird steampunk card game
>Hat in time
>a new japanese "bobblehead baseball" game
f1649a No.16118044
>>16118021
you can't see the shitty framerates
474853 No.16118045
>>16118037
They still didn't crack it?!
52c79a No.16118046
>>16117991
Weird. From my experience the batteries last forever. I have multiple PSPs, NDS', GBA SPs, Android phones and play them basically daily. The only time batteries bloat is when you use the wrong cables or you use them for something they're not build for.
PSX games run natively on PSP so that cant be reason.
>>16118004
It just looks like shit.
ce8cc9 No.16118047
>>16118033
Then give me an excuse as to why this matters or will be detrimental. It's fine, it's not taking away the original game that you can always go back to and play.
52c79a No.16118060
>>16118043
>kunio-kun
I'm all ears.
8b1008 No.16118063
I'm getting a distinct scent of Nintendo shill in the air.
a585a3 No.16118067
>>16118045
They did, but they're still not worth touching on principle.
ce8cc9 No.16118077
>change the graphical style forcing the game to play differently than the original and fans will bitch about it not being faithful
>emulate a graphical style similar to original, but the fans will still bitch that it doesn't look mature
Yes, yes, Nintendo is shit and all that, but you fags are as insufferable as the very company you give your lives to gripe about.
98ad1a No.16118079
>>16118046
All of the ports look like shit though. I'm not sure why you think the psp version looks less shit than the remastered one.
ca1b0e No.16118080
>>16118043
>>16118060
>new Kunio-kun game
Nope, not new at all. It's just a switch port of River City Melee for Steam.
I was kinda hoping for an announcement of a full-on English The World Classics or even some new info about that Kobayashi game.
d31122 No.16118081
>never new chibi-robo
>never new kururin
>still no new fatal frame
Life is suffering
474853 No.16118082
>>16118046
Barely looked up the problem but it might've been due to lack of use. Emphasis on might've. I doubt storage was an issue.
>>16118067
By pirating it means they get no money. Ergo, no support. Besides, if I'm gonna get the definitive edition with 16-bit option and dual audio, least I wanna to is see if the game proper is fun before dropping $60. At the very least I didn't hate the first three games.
8b1008 No.16118089
>>16118083
It's like they deploy immediately after a Direct to attempt to groom opinion or something.
98ad1a No.16118090
>>16118077
The playmobil aesthetic is objectively shit, m8. Get over it.
f1649a No.16118095
>>16118077
You can have a game that embraces a world of childlike wonder without having it look like a retard plastic puppetshow, you shill fuck
af4fd4 No.16118103
>>16117951
>>16118043
Oh, I missed some:
>That new dragon ball card game
>dragons dogma dark arisen
>sword art online hollow something deluxe edition
>cytus alpha
>in addition to the 7 and 9, final fantasy 10 and 10-2, and 12 zodiac age
(fuck roman numerals I don't care enough about FF)
98ad1a No.16118113
>>16118103
FFXII is one of the most boring games I've ever played. Even with the speed-up options, I still found it excruciatingly tedious.
52c79a No.16118115
>>16118079
I'm saying that if you want to play FF7 and FF9 on the go you should play the PSX version on a PSP.
>>16118082
>lack of use
Probably. You should never ever let a battery run completely empty. Thats why whenever the battery on your phone gives you a message you should charge it. It's not, because you may not be able to use it anymore, but because it damages the battery.
d2b32b No.16118129
>>16117703
LOL
POKEMON LET'S PHONE SOLD LIKE HOTCAKES
EVERYTHING NINTENDO DOES WILL BE MOBILE SHIT TIER NOW
FUCK EVERYTHING
9f7495 No.16118137
>>16118113
>he didn't play it with his neighbor with a physical guide on hand
I pity you tbh
01d47b No.16118145
>>16116602
Why don't they just port all three fucking Pikmin games? Telling you they would sell decent enough and not cost them much. Fuck I would buy it in a heartbeat.
7ea1b5 No.16118153
>rune factory 5
>rune factory 4 GOTY edition
ok i didn't give a fuck about the switch and never ever intended on buying it, but that coupled with monster hunter xx sold me. im buying one now. just those three games are enough for 3000 hours of fun.
d11fb6 No.16118155
>>16118113
the developers knew this, thats why they made fran in the first place.
a921c9 No.16118160
>>16117995
Nice, I'll skip around for based on that.
a4fb54 No.16118162
>>16118145
Who knows, they probably will.
>>16118157
?
566f9a No.16118174
TETRIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
a4fb54 No.16118177
566f9a No.16118179
>>16118177
Yeah and it's free.
And holy fuck it's arguably the best Battle Royale game i've ever played.
98ad1a No.16118180
>>16118115
And I'm asking you why you think the psp version is better than the steam/switch version.
01d47b No.16118181
>>16118157
Nah you dumb niggerfaggot, I've played a shit load of Pikmin since the first game came out. Shit is the few Nintendo series of games I really love.
ef3c2d No.16118182
>>16118155
That's a pretty small ass considering she's like 7 feet tall and wearing heels.
134aaa No.16118188
>>16118179
Makes sense, it's just a 100 man versus mode.
I guess they called it BR just to capitalize on the trend?
98ad1a No.16118189
>>16118182
Nips seem to like women with small arses but big boobs.
f1649a No.16118192
>>16118174
Is it just tetris but you can see other players as they lose, or is their actual interaction between different players?
4fb577 No.16118194
>3 houses is a fucking university but its wartime game
why the fuck is this such a common Japanese Trope
9aac58 No.16118198
>>16117703
AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHA WHO NEEDS E3?
566f9a No.16118201
>>16118188
Actually it's a *little* more intuitive than that.
You have a 4 way dial at the top for "Knockouts, Attackers, Random, and a fourth thing I forgot" and you can switch on the fly to redirect your tetris' overflows to those people with the left analog, and with the right analog you can manually target people.
Holy fuck sniping a person right before they get a tetris with a double tetris and watching their screen fill up is the most satisfying kill I've done in a game in YEARS
e2b5e6 No.16118203
>>16118077
There's much better ways to do a cartoony style, shit you even included Toon Link in your post. This Link looks like a living Funko Pop and looks even worse than the 3DS 2D Zelda games.
ca0056 No.16118208
>>16118077
I am by no means a graphics whore, but first time I saw that trailer I was pretty taken back. It looks bad, way too fake. Looks like a caricature more than a real game.
4fb577 No.16118211
>>16118077
it looks nothing like the original
it's not about maturity, I mean fuck BotW was fine, this just looks like a $10 eshop game and will sell for $70
321ee0 No.16118212
>>16116602
>Mario Maker 2
>Dragon Quest XI
>Zelda remake
>Yoshi Demo
>TETRIS BR
>Daemon X Machina demo
>DRAGON QUEST BUILDERS 2
FUCK YEAH
6cddd3 No.16118214
>>16118077
Fags like you is why people endlessly shit all over Nintendo
6c8751 No.16118215
>>16116602
>Pikmin 3 port
There was a pilkmin 3?
ef3c2d No.16118222
>>16118189
Well in FF's case specifically it seems like nobody in the series has had good tits since Lulu and that's going on 20 years now. Hell, FFX is older right now than the entire series was when it released.
a921c9 No.16118229
>>16118192
It looks a bit more than that, you get matched with someone and as you clear rows it puts rows in an opponent's game, and then it's last man standing out of 99 players.
01d47b No.16118230
>>16118215
Yeah, was better than the first game but weaker than the second.
566f9a No.16118233
c3813b No.16118238
ef3c2d No.16118239
>>16118231
They aren't good unless I can fit my entire head between them.
97daea No.16118243
>>16117846
>tfw I'm being an unintentional shill
fug
15624e No.16118248
>>16118103
>>dragons dogma dark arisen
???
a921c9 No.16118256
So they added slopes to Mario Maker finally? That's something at least.
ef3c2d No.16118258
>>16118254
Should say pronoun missions instead.
a07c88 No.16118263
>>16118254
It sure looks like a failed prototype of a woman
4fb577 No.16118267
337618 No.16118270
>>16118254
I wonder how SJWs would feel about that character.
You guys think they will still bitch and complain or will they finally gain sentience and shut up for once?
e8a48e No.16118274
>>16116602
WAIT. YOU FUCKING HYPE RETARDS
What the fuck are you doing? Seriously?
Stop being retards for a moment!?
I don't have time to play your parents, so I'm just going to say:
Stop this shit, and start again being a better person.
4fb577 No.16118277
>>16118274
what did he mean by this
d11fb6 No.16118283
>>16118182
>>16118189
fran was designed to look more "fit" than "thicc"
ef3c2d No.16118288
>>16118283
The only way a fit girl would have an ass that flat is if she did nothing but bike.
ff0f65 No.16118297
I like the Link's Awakening art style.
64a4bc No.16118300
>>16118254
Hey, they got Zarya's mother to appear. What an unlikely Overwatch crossover.
d11fb6 No.16118308
>>16118288
her people are born from trees I think, so…
4fb577 No.16118309
337618 No.16118311
>>16118283
Skinny is not /fit/, get your facts right. She doesnt even seem to have a single muscle on her.
If she was indeen /fit/ she would have much more toned and sculpted glutes, thighs, abs, etc. Unfortunately I dont see any of that on her.
d11fb6 No.16118313
>>16118297
get your eyes checked
ff0f65 No.16118316
>>16118309
It looks like a toy set and I find it very cute.
337618 No.16118321
>>16118308
I dont even think it matters, its a videogame, not to metion a final fantasy game.
Nothing in it is supposed to make sense.
d11fb6 No.16118322
>>16118311
>Skinny
Skinny is a type of fit, my dude.
4fb577 No.16118331
>>16118316
Unironically asking if you are a homosexual
d11fb6 No.16118333
>>16118321
I think she comes from an all female race, sort of like the blue chicks in mass effect.
dfd8bf No.16118334
>>16117555
>>16117556
Be afraid, it's only the beginning.
Toby's been pulling himself into the video game industry bit by bit, he's not going to stop as long as some people like his games.
337618 No.16118339
>>16118322
No its not you fucking idiot.
Fran has a thin body type and its nowhere near close to being /fit/. Its the body type that averag women who dont excersize have and are usually too lazy to get.
Never dishonor athletic muscle women ever again by comparing them to lesser beings you drooling fucking bufoon.
a4fb54 No.16118340
I'm enjoying this game already
ef3c2d No.16118343
>>16118334
Even David Cage laughs at your furfag ass Toby.
ff0f65 No.16118346
>>16118331
No. Faggots can't be the only ones that get to like cute things.
251c42 No.16118350
>>16118274
>Nintendo cocksuckers
>Nintendo Direct thread filled with crossposters and Twatter faggots
>Expecting them not to be hype for trash because Nintendo is shilling it to them
Oh my sweet summer child
4fb577 No.16118355
d11fb6 No.16118363
>>16118346
game would be fine if it looked like nice toys, not cheep chinese garbage.
2d33d4 No.16118369
Is Rune Factory 4 good? I don't have a Soytch so 5 would be out of the question for me. I may get the GOTY edition of 4 though.
337618 No.16118371
>>16118351
>cant argue so instead of admitting defeat he deflects with irrelevant bullshit
Got em get em good.
dfd8bf No.16118377
>>16118343
And yet
A deal has been secured. Cage didn't hook a fanbase, he hooked onlookers. Toby's actually weaponizing tumblr autism by specifically targeting all of the weak-spots of the average depressed tumblrite. His masterstroke was introducing a character that was played up a a cute villain, and had a sad backstory built through implication, and then after you win, you can't save him, breaking the precedent the rest of the game set.
It's this denial that has lead to a fanbase growing even in latino countries, in japan, and in america.
Imagine how far the next game's going to go. You're looking at centralized and controlled autism.
4fb577 No.16118385
>>16118377
>even in latino countries, in japan, and in america
Never knew Japan was a latino country
3b638d No.16118391
d11fb6 No.16118399
>>16118339
>Its the body type that averag women who dont excersize have
I disagree, average women have way worse bodies then Fran (in the west at least).
dfd8bf No.16118401
>>16118385
Spain and mexico. Mostly mexico. Mostly involving the skeleton characters fucking and eating ass. With lightsaber penises and ectoplasm bodies if they want to draw someone eating ass.
Don't make me pull shit from that rabbit hole.
a921c9 No.16118404
I gotta agree, that style doesn't jive with Lonk's Waking.
4fb577 No.16118410
>>16118401
Mate I'm having a joke at you, since you put Japan between saying Latino Countries and America, which is a latino country
8e5cf7 No.16118413
>>16118155
>choking hazard
For her maybe.
dfd8bf No.16118419
>>16118410
No, America is mostly BLACK
DON'T YOU KNOW MAN
WE ALL LIVE IN DARKNESS
duh
337618 No.16118428
>>16118399
I work at a burgerland amusement park where I see thousands of people per shift and I see plenty of "Thin" girls.
They just come in all sorts of shapes and sizes to be honest, everything but /fit/ unfortunately.
af4fd4 No.16118434
>>16118248
https://youtu.be/0WPrJQsU3fc?t=1963
>>16118369
It would seem that "4 GOTY" is, in fact, also only on the Switch.
4 was alright, most optimized mechanics and features compared to the older games, but the waifus are pretty low quality.
3 has a good balance between having good polished mechanics and content and good characters to interact with. You can emulate it easily since it's a DS game.
fe9495 No.16118436
>>16118346
You can't honestly look at this, compare it to what was shown in the Direct and think "Yeah, these are on the same level." You can't.
969c42 No.16118444
>>16117720
Reward her with a brotherly dick.
e0c469 No.16118456
>>16117703
>Fucking depth of field.
217be8 No.16118459
aac445 No.16118461
>>16117703
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, THIS ONE WAS MY FAVORITE ZELDA
dfd8bf No.16118462
Ahem
Deltarune exists and Undertale will never go away
Nintendo is too big to fail
Ubisoft is a good company
EA makes good sports games
and No Man's Sky was the greatest game in existance
Ocarina of Time was not highly overrated and is in fact the perfect game
Minecraft and Fortnite are completely acceptable games
Parappa the Rapper has aged well
And all game lounges will have nothing but Smash Brothers Melee on shitty gamecube controllers until the end of time.
c3813b No.16118470
>>16118462
>Parappa the Rapper has aged well
>And all game lounges will have nothing but Smash Brothers Melee on shitty gamecube
I can agree with these
aac445 No.16118480
Oh well, I mean yes is a shitty looking Zelda. I'll just ignore it.
We will always have the original.
dfd8bf No.16118491
>>16118454
Please don't actually start that shit here that was NOT MY I N T E N T I O N
1c604c No.16118498
>>16116602
>Rune Factory 5
I am happy and I couldn't care less about everything else
ea794f No.16118503
File: fcf54e071a574f2⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.43 MB, 3400x2226, 1700:1113, fcf54e071a574f2daf1f5ff3c2….jpg)
64a4bc No.16118504
>>16118346
If it looked like this, it would be fine but that is not what we got. That's like showing off a Nendo figure and saying why you don't enjoy funko pops. They both might be figures but they are leagues different in quality.
dfd8bf No.16118508
>>16118503
>>16118491
I deeply apologize for accidentally spreading this plague.
May god have mercy on our souls.
d11fb6 No.16118521
>>16118454
game is useless without a goat mom (or sister) of some type.
ea794f No.16118523
>>16118508
We're in a stickied nintendo thread, it was bound to start LOLing eventually.
f1649a No.16118524
>>16118508
you deserve it after that gay baitpost about ea making good sports games or whatever
dfd8bf No.16118536
>>16118521
Toriel's still your mom in the game.
YOU THOUGHT OTHERWISE?
7d5125 No.16118542
>>16118508
Goats can be pretty cute.
000000 No.16118543
dfd8bf No.16118563
>>16118543
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
d11fb6 No.16118589
>>16118536
>Toriel's still your mom in the game.
oh, I didn't see that part. only thing I knew about was the reptile girl and the non-battle system.
000000 No.16118590
>>16118563
what if all the posters are girls tho
dfd8bf No.16118594
>>16118590
Girls don't exist outside of the internet so they don't exist on it
duh
098a27 No.16118598
>>16118594
Everyone on /v/ is a cute girl.
ea794f No.16118604
fe9495 No.16118608
>>16118598
everyone on /v/ is an ara, silly.
39e848 No.16118613
d11fb6 No.16118614
>>16118598
>Everyone on /v/ is a cute girl.
Or an ara
>>16118604
>No, that's /a/
or a very feminine shota…
dfd8bf No.16118615
>>16118598
delusional, everyone on /v/ and all internet is a
OH SHIT THEY'VE COME FOR M
7d5125 No.16118619
>>16118598
I wish I was a cute girl.
ef3c2d No.16118621
>>16118608
There is literally nothing stopping someone from being both.
d11fb6 No.16118627
>>16118621
>There is literally nothing stopping someone from being both.
>both.
dfd8bf No.16118629
>>16118598
Actually, i thought about this long and hard, everyone on /v/ is an Undertale character
e8a48e No.16118632
>>16118350
So you literally are a bot.
Check this shit:
251c42
It's probably something.
d11fb6 No.16118660
>>16118629
>>16118619
>>16118615
>>16118608
>tfw you want to tell the truth about being a delicious brown ara half-elf, but they’ll just think you're a pointy ear nigger.
Now I know how Tegan feels…. :^(
217be8 No.16118684
>>16118604
They're "girls"
733a7b No.16118725
Was there anything for 3DS or was it entirely switch shit?
733a7b No.16118731
>>16118621
Why am I getting Deja Vu from this comment in this context? Seems like it was said once in another stickied thread around the same place.
af4fd4 No.16118737
>>16118725
3ds confirmed dead
c2061e No.16118764
>>16118542
I do not like this image or what it implies.
42aaff No.16118768
>>16118737
>>16118725
As well it fucking should be.
8e5cf7 No.16118782
>>16118764
Believe it or not it's a kym in joke.
f81797 No.16118788
>>16117788
>half-hitler dubs
Commendable
dac7b3 No.16118802
>>16118503
Now it isnt gay to use that Doom wad.
>>16118521
Is that a small Sergal ?
d11fb6 No.16118828
>>16118802
>Is that a small Sergal ?
No, I think its a goat girl. wouldn't a sergal have a way more pointy nose/face?
>>16118725
>>16118737
>>16118768
some of the games shown looked like they belonged on the 3ds
a4fb54 No.16118847
>>16118598
It's true, other than me of course
2be38a No.16118866
>>16117629
I guarantee it will STILL have the music loop glitch from the PC and PS4 ports.
337618 No.16119019
>>16118598
Everyone on /v/ is a girl but me so that makes you all part of my harem.
You all may now refer to me as Master or Daddy if you want to.
d11fb6 No.16119061
>>16119019
challenger approaching!
>everyone is demitri's bitch
d11fb6 No.16119115
File: 3781e832bb0c875⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 600.15 KB, 500x707, 500:707, happ-valorcht-soranotob-la….png)
>>16119072
>everyone is a trap…
thats /b/
f9f96a No.16119180
>the best switch game of all time didn't get shown
pathetic.
d11fb6 No.16119205
>>16119180
is that just a switch port of Sayonara UmiharaKawase++?
84c743 No.16119206
>nobody is talking about Astral Chain
f9f96a No.16119210
>>16119205
No it's a new Umihara Kawase game.
098406 No.16119220
>>16119180
When is it coming out though?
f9f96a No.16119223
d11fb6 No.16119232
>>16119206
we already did, platinum is making cyber police in hot pants, with the chain-ring gameplay system from knuckles chaotix. mite be cool.
d2a568 No.16119252
>>16119232
Platinum Presents: Stand Police looks like it will be pretty interesting.
d11fb6 No.16119273
>>16119232
>>16119252
art style kinda reminds me of xenosaga/
Xenoblade.
098406 No.16119282
The tetris battle royale game is fun
BUT I KEEP GETTING TARGETED BY 30 PEOPLE AND AM FORCED TO STRUGGLE JUST TO STAY AFLOAT! HOW IS THIS SHIT FAIR?
ca0056 No.16119287
>>16119282
Get bullied in Tetris faggot lmao fam
bcac72 No.16119300
>>16117846
>Can't even say a character design looks good on /v/ without someone calling you a shill
84c743 No.16119302
>>16119273
The character models look like Xenoblade X if they actually put effort into them.
ca0056 No.16119349
>>16119273
Feels a lot like typical Japanese sci-fi. Not that that's bad, it's just lots of glowing shit all over. I like it more than Western sci fi.
>>16119302
Yeah, and if Treehouse didn't rape the models and textures.
286518 No.16119368
Only, came on here to say one thing, NINTENDO FUCKED UP ZELDA AGAIN.
d11fb6 No.16119427
>>16119349
>>16119302
its mostly in the faces, doesn't look like platnumz usual art style at all.
337618 No.16119481
>>16119302
>>16119273
I have a feeling that monolith soft probably helped out with the development of the game and also due to the trailer really feeling like a monolith soft type of trailer too.
This game pretty much looks like "True Bizarre XenoCrime Adventure Chronicles"'.
So far I dig it.
0558c0 No.16119485
>>16119427
>>16119481
2 had a lot of different artists contribute designs and artwork, maybe this is the same case.
7331dd No.16119870
One thing I learned from this Direct is that IS is aware of the Feh and Fe memes and community jokes. Can't wait to fucked my students
72cfc1 No.16119901
>>16118598
if everyone on here was a cute girl, /v/ would be a ghost town.
83065a No.16119915
>>16118029
the plastic look is a bit offputting, the funko link more so. and it feels off scale from the DX version, likely due to the 3d nature - but if the just put it in a touched up ALBTW style then it would look fine enough
>>16118047
well, with them using a whole new style im expecting framerate issues
but other than that, the blur hurts to look at physically for me - this is an excuse to why its detrimental. the plastic look is because even if its a dream (which ive never had look glowing or blurry from memory.) its jarring and lacks the charm of the original games. also the 3d translation is likely going to cause it problems with dungeons and pits the way its set up imo. Although I'm one of those fags who did the timed jumps in the original for style points.
If they reduce the plastic sheen, make link look like a finished model rather than a placeholder, and remove the blur (or tone it down significantly) this could be workable.
That being said, id rather they just slap it to look like between worlds or WW with toon link rather than this setup.
07427f No.16119956
ffcbb5 No.16120008
>Astral Chain
Is this connected towards nier? I thought I saw the twins in the trailer.
3fe858 No.16120010
>>16119956
shelved for more Persona
07427f No.16120129
>>16120010
And yet they didn't even confirm P5.
8506dd No.16120141
>>16118297
I like it too. I feel kind of filthy for liking it, especially since it reminds me of the lego movie, but I do.
3d4be9 No.16120198
>Rune Factory 5 un-NEVER-EVERED
>Tetris 99 actually fun as fuck and free
>New Platinum game that’s sci fi police henshin stand users
I got what I needed at least
0438b5 No.16120203
>All these Nintendrone soyfilled toddlers being served a bigger serving of hot stinking loads of shit than usual and trying desperately to convince themselves it's good.
Truly Nintendo and its fans is vidya's longest running joke.
BING BING WAHOO FAGGOTS!!
Enjoy your cuck console with tiny controllers, shitty performance, even shittier resolution and NO GAMES!
2a2f18 No.16120223
>>16116602
>Microsoft not giving a shit anymore
Could someone give context on this?
51d279 No.16120328
>making the definitive edition of DQXI exclusive to the soybrick
wow, "supporting" DQ coming to the west really paid off! thanks square!
I love all the switch-only retards acting like it's a new game, too. They really have no idea what's going on in the wider gaming world, do they?
3253ae No.16120330
>>16118339
skinny but fit like a gymnast or runner? you fucking spastic
586a73 No.16120335
What about (((Micro$soft)))?
586a73 No.16120338
>>16118189
Don't you remember the opening theme song other original Cutey Honey. oshiri no chiisa na onna no ko
b120d3 No.16120399
>>16119368
u surprised monica ctfu cuh gtfo monica
4e1c79 No.16120422
>Armored Core game.
>Comes out for the Shitch.
Lame!
7d5125 No.16120453
When are we going to get that new Switch version?
1120c5 No.16120489
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Story of Seasons/Bokujou Monogatari Switch was actually detailed in the Japanese direct as well. I can't believe this is the game they announced 2 years ago, fuck me.
886f40 No.16120494
>>16120489
It looks cool and all but… why the fuck is it a doraemon cross over? Like who the fuck does this appeal to? Who the fuck wants to play as that little bitch Nobita? Doesn't that mean there's no waifu's? This really seems pointless.
b120d3 No.16120498
>>16120494
nobita hard af monica foh w/ ur frontin ass nigga frontin ass nigga
1120c5 No.16120507
>>16120494
What's worse is that this looks to be what Story of Seasons has in store for the Switch, which is fucking disgraceful, I want that IP to redeem itself, but it looks like this is never going to happen, it's good that Rune Factory 5 is coming, but like when, maybe I will get Rune Factory 4 Switch, even though the fucking textures are lazily upscaled through filtering.
886f40 No.16120573
>>16120507
Oh well tbh now that Rune factory 5 has finally been announced I don't really need to care about that series anymore since Rune factory is basically what harvest moon/sos should've aimed for.
1120c5 No.16120596
>>16120573
Story of Seasons still holds value, it's setting is more comfy, and it's much more laid back with, and doesn't have a combat system. The games have a lot of potential but it will never be realized because there's no passion behind the series anymore, unfortunately.
886f40 No.16120605
>>16120596
That's why I don't care about it anymore. It started going off the rails around the Wii era and never stopped.
1120c5 No.16120627
>>16120605
I thought you meant the formula, the games have absolutely shat the bed hard, but I want to see some redemption. Expecting too much.
c62294 No.16120691
I came here to ==BING BING WAHOO== post, but then I thought about it
>Games worth playing on the PS4 that aren't on the PC: 1 (and it's a PS3 game)
>Games worth playing on the XBone that aren't on the PC: 0
>Games worth playing on the Switch that aren't on the PC: 2
badcb5 No.16120696
>>16120691
>when you come to post EPIC memes but you don't actually know how to post properly yet
upvoted
c0248e No.16120721
>>16120691
>Bloodborne is a ps3 game
846e94 No.16120776
>>16120489
>Doraemon
Excuse me what the fuck
Actually it explains a lot, because of the licensing hell that is Doraemon don't expect this overseas soon
41e155 No.16120822
999056 No.16124015
…all i want is a path of radiance and Radiant Dawn HD port bundle for the switch.
With an encylopedia for all the terms and stuff and charcter model viewer
af48a4 No.16125362
>more myunit faggotry
Yep, it's A Nami Komoru Game™, alright. This should have stayed in the Mystery of the Emblem remake.