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So there was a small uprising in Greenland but has been quickly taken care of by Gawker mind control pods. The Galactic Exaseparation still exists somehow and is celebrating it's 30th birthday.

>>16042667

Come on nigger, everyone can make a typo once in a while

>>16042676

>it's

So we have an interesting minor happening, like in our old, forgotten Earth game, there is a neutral ship in greenland that is being a big annoyance to Gawker by keeping the territories neutral. Another interesting part is that the ship has someone of the "Profit" dynasty.

>>16042684

Alright that one was just me being retarded now.

To my defense English is not my native language

Aniki is celebrating his 40th birthday while Gawker got out of their shitty situation and started expanding while Mother's Gift begun degenerating. Doubtful that anything will happen to them though seeing that they're the only country in the world that has a Mothership.

>>16042692

Just messing with (you).

Just some side-info the Mothership is called "The Half", although their crew is not very interesting.

>>16042710

Have one more anon.

>>16042717

So my computer froze for a moment during the simulatoion and

OH BOY A SPACE ODDITY!

And it's an Elder thing that is sending swarmlings on Australian territories. That would probably be very scary if that wasn't just a case of typical Australian fauna.

The crew of "Zundeneid the Vagabond" are the true heroes of Greenland who guard the peace and freedom of the populace by not allowing the Gawker menace to settle and keeping at least part of the territories neutral. Even better because Gawker spent a long time getting those territories to begin with and had a big boner for them.

Aaand they're dead just after I said that. Actually kind of depressing.

Their valiant sacrifice against the soy menace seems to have brought people of Greenland to rebel against Gawker cucks. Let's see if they manage to defend themselves and if so then we should probably name them.

>They immediately sign peace.

As long as Mother's Gift and their mothership don't destroy them they will survive. Roll out the names if you have any guys.

>Aniki's country is degenerating and two big factions are readying themselves for rebelion.

We might have a couple new countries in a moment.

A few birthday messages, for Borg and the Socialists. The Elder things is doing largely nothing besides just destroying ships and Mind Control Pods.

>Every major power in the worl besides Gawker is degenerating.

Is this hell?

Nevermind, now EVERY single major power is degenerating.

A gigantic blue blob appears and fucking destroys HULKAMANIA in one swift attack, starting to eating on Lord of the Locker Room like fucking locust.

And then instead of using it's favorable situation it just fucking signs peace.

The Greenland country is almost completely destroyed while the Black Knights celebrate their 60th birthday. Faction conflicts are rising in the shadows and soon we should see more rebelions happening.

Mother's GIft is celebrating their 20th birthday while the new blue blob is busy making itself at home.

And now there is a gigantic Uprising in Texas that thankfully means that Gawker is finally getting fucked.

Now a third new country in the Middle East! There will also be a fourth one that will appear later on looking at the Faction Screen, but I think we should name all of them already. I'll number the countries.

>1 FREE

>2 FREE

>3 FREE

>4 FREE

THE FOURTH ONE IS A FUTURE COUNTRY THAT WILL APPEAR FROM A FUTURE REBELION IN NORTH AFRICA IT HAS BIG CHANCES OF SURVIVAL WHEN IT APPEARS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEIR FACTION HAS TAKEN A LARGE AMOUNT OF TERRITORIES SO FAR

The faction name is: Genecrran Outbreak

The rebelion rate is 79%

>>16042862

I noticed that there is also a new Country in Greenland so make it 5 countries to name with the 5th being in Greenland

>1 FREE

>2 FREE

- UberLand

>4 FREE

>5 FREE

>>16043041

Well this is a problem because they are ruled by a group of people and not by one person. So how about I just leave it as it is seeing that it kind of fits the theme anyways, with the power being divided amongst individual rulers?

1-The Wild Mid West

>2 FREE

3- UberLand

4- Pan-Arab Revivalism

>5 FREE

Just two more with 5 being Greenland.

>>16043068

It's obvious who we need.

>>16043141

2, Principality of Zeon, Degwin Sodo Zabi, not sure about specials but militant sounds nice.

>The Zabi dynasty also rules Gawker

Wew

Done! With Zeon and the Neo-Carthaginian Empire now existing we can go back to the simulation!

The Mid West immediately start taking most of the North America for themselves even taking some of Greenland from Gawker, letting the fuckers taste some of Wild Western Capitalist FREEEDUMS.

Zeon obviously starts expannding into Aniki's territories taking up some new territories in Africa while wrestling for Middle East with Gawker.

Neo-Carthaginian Empire is being bullied by Mother's Gift Mothership "The Half" because of course, the fuckers have a boner for their alien technology.

In the meanwhile the UberLand immediately starts degenerating as it seems that a country full of Ubermensch above "slave morality" is not the best functioning institution.

The Wild Mid-West is NOT fucking around, really the only thing that they are fucking are the other countries, mainly Gawker. They're butt-raping those cuckhead motherfuckers like a bunch of cheap prostitutes in a reclusive brothel. The Black Knights also lost territories to them. Zeon is unfortunately struggling due to constantly being fucked by Gawker desperately trying to save their territories. Uberland despite degenerating is fine and the Carthaginians look like they're about to be cowgirl-raped.

In a bit of a boring turn of events, the cowboys decided to sign peace with Gawker instead of hanging the fuckers like they deserved to, but it looks like with every rebelion Gawker is happily getting smaller and smaller. Maybe someday this menace will finally leave this world.

>Both the cowboys and Zeon sign peace with Gawker.

>Suddenly all of the Gawker mind control pods turn to Greenland.

>The Wild Mid west starts to degenerate immediately after.

I hope they will survive, I don't want Gawker to reclaim all of those territories.

HOLY SHIT THEY SURVIVED THIS

Not only did they survive they are regaining Greenland despite all odds! Also do you realize that DEUS VULT is still alive? Christian waifu country has 70 years now!

>>16043242

They signed peace with Gawker at literally the last moment before their last world was destroyed.

>The Wild Mid West is expanding once again

YOU CAN RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME

RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME

RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME

SOONER OR LATTER GOD'S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN

SOONER OR LATTER GOD'S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN

Oh shit Ubermensch have a Mothership.

>The crew is made mostly of genetic duds

Heh

>Gawker is 70

I hate the fact that they survived for this fucking long, the fucking cucks.

Mother's Gift's mothership "The Half" is ravaging through South Europe destroying Zeon territories.

Galactic Exaseparation somehow survived all of this and is now 40, not really doing much just surviving with a couple of territories in Middle-Asia.

So the Pan-Arab Revivalism has finally appeared but unfortunately I cannot name the ruler Assad as it's an oligarchy with a couple of rulers.

PAR signs peace with Principality of Zeon, Arab-Zeon alliance when?

So the Lords of the Locker Room are celebrating their 50th anniversary wheile Gawker is trying to fuck over the Arabs. The Mother's Gift are also the kikes of this world because they are destroying territories so that they can just be taken over by Gawker.

>The Mid West and the Black Knights are degenerating while Aniki is advancing in tech.

I honestly don't have a comment on this for now, I'll try to skip a bit ahead and see what happens.

So it seems that Gawker destroyed the Galactic Exaseparation and took half of the territories from the Pan-Arabs and some from Zeon due to Mother's Gift being a bunch of fucking Jews.

OH SHIT

The Carthaginians want to cut Gawker down a notch and declared war on them! Honestly doubt that they will be able to do anything in this state, but one can hope.

>>16043325

It's ironic that the faction that is succeeding the most is the one who no one wants to succeed.

Yep, the only thing that the Carthaginians did was give Greenland back to Gawker, fucking embarassing. Who declares war on an enemy ten times the size of you?

The Borg is celebrating the 20th birthday which they survived by doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING through the past two decades.

The socialists are 40 now, due to the simple fact of being allied with Aniki.

When I complained that Borg did mostly nothing through their entire game I didn't fucking mean "merge with the Cowboys". Wait, how the fuck does that even happen? Why did the cowboys decide to become a part of the Borg?

Well the Ubermensch are currently celebrating their 10th birthday but more importantly after assimilating the Cowboys, The Borg started to produce dropships and raiders which seems to be… at the very least concerning.

The Black Knigts are celebrating their 70th birthday right now, also seem to be doing fucking nothing as of lately.

Mother's Gift is celebrating it's 30th birthday and it seems that one of the journeys has brought of something that is named "The Gift of Guns".

Should I open it?

>>16043393

Not exactly sure what this quote that appeared means… let's find out after restarting the simulation.

Well shit it didn't seem to do jack shit, on the other hand Zeon is celebrating it's 10th birthday and the Borg seem to be trying to assimilate Aniki into their collective.

Oh look! Another one came in! Should I open that one too?

>>16043411

It spawned an Yggdrasil tree, I know the mythological implications but have no idea what this does ingame.

Goodbye USRS you were destroyed by a mothership of a country that had no actual gain in destroying you, just traveled to the other side of the world for no reason just so that it could shoot some missles into you.

The tree started growing roots, still no fucking idea what those do.

So the Lords of the Locker Room actually allied each other with the Ubermensch, kind of fitting seeing the impressive posture of Aniki. He was a big guy

So DEUS VULT is celebrating 80th and the Tree has grown some leaves, we'll see if that puts the world in any danger.

Speaking of dangers though, I'll just say that the Elder thing is still running amok.

>Gawker is 80 now

Can those fuckers just die already?

So as nothing interesting was happening I skipped ahead a bit waiting for some happening and then suddenly, from a long period of peace, The Gawker Alliance decided to fuck over The Borg. Will The Gawker be assimilated? Or will the Borg be soyified? It will be one hivemind fighitng against the other! This is bound to be interesting.

So the Borg right now only have two ships that they can use for warfare and Gawker being a cult have none, only mind-control pods that they will be sending to Borg-controlled territories trying to soyify their lands. Those are Borg ships and their crews.

Things look very bad for Borg as they already lost almost the entirety of North-America and are now losing South-America.

>>16043805

It can go infinitely up if you disable transendence I think.

Lolr are degenerating so it might be possible that the power structure will shift at least a bit.

Well the Borg are almost certainlz losing this fight and Greenland is ONCE AGAIN rebeling against their Gawker Masters. What is this with this region being so unstable?

The Borg is destroyed, once again putting almost entirety of both Americas in the hands of the Gawker as Greenland's uprising is being destroyed by them as well.

>Gawker the top empire in the world.

Honestly this is just getting sad.

Japan and China just rebeled and maybe they will be able to take some of the territories from neigbouring countries. There is also an unnamed 2-world country in the Middle East, that I can name if you want but don't see surviving for too long.

So the Guild of China is now a thing, and you can name it if you want… we also got a new present, called "The Gift of Love". Do we open it?

>>16043861

>Gift of Love

Doesn't that makes more alliances? I say no then, we need CONFLICT

The new country is in.

>>16043884

It might do the opposite actually, but I can't be sure.

So I decided to continue for now without opening the gift and Gawker continues on their bloody fucking genocide attacking the Arabs now.

So while Gawker is busy REMOVING KEBAB, the Ubermensch bully Kouka and take Japan from them. There is also a large Rebelion near Australia.

>>16043911

Going to do it.

>>16043897

Z-Zeon t-takeover soon, r-right?

They've been fortifying for ages now just like Aniki did before he crashed Gawker's Eurasian holdings way back when.

Apparently what gift of love does it spawns two hostile ships called "The Lovelings" that start to fuck shit up.

Or get destroyed on the spot. Holy shit this current game is "Blueballs: Galimulator edition".

Also the Arabs just got fucking destroyed. It seems that no one besides Gawker can win as of right now.

Seeing that Kouka died too fast I'm going to put it as the next rebelion in the same territory.

Another gift called "Gift of Exhibition"! Will this be the one which will finally break this eternal stalemate? Do I open it?

>>16043988

This might have been a bad idea.

>>16044007

I know

Oh boy

>The Black Knights down to three fucking worlds because we let walking nuclear bombs into the world.

Wait we get a space oddity now?!

It takes control over Gawke'rs Mind Control pod, I don't think there is a need to worry about that necessairly, but if it takes over something bigger we might have a problem.

The entirety of North America holy shit.

It just fucking destroyed Deus Vult and there is still quite a lot of those fuckers.

Mother's Gift is fucking gone too.

OH SHIT

During all of this chaos in North America, there were a couple of rebelions in North Africa, Zeon just fucking swooped in and took those territories for themselves.

This allowed Zeon to survive the destruction of Europe which is now happening. Seeing that there will be far more explosion and far more chaos with the new countries, I'm going to wait until the situation stabilizes until I let you guys name things.

AND THEN ANOTHER SPACE ODDITY APPEARS WHILE ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING

AND WHEN ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING THE BLACK KNIGHTS DECLARE WAR ON GAWKER ALLIANCE!

So after thousand of explosions, empires merging, eating themselves in the chaos as well as going "ALL WILL BE ASHES" in Australia, a new order seems to be slowly emerging, yet it's not yet quite done. The bombs are still here.

>The Black Knights are dying to Gawker because they started degenerating during the war.

>>16044118

HOLD THE FUCK ON

That's some time skip you got there

How are the Ubermensch almost dead and LotL the kings of the galaxy now??

>The Black Knights have died completely to Gawker.

>>16044142

The bombs just kept exploding and destroying everything in sight, with LotL eating up the neutral territories. Nothing else to it, there weren't any significant wars besides the Black Knight's-Gawker one which they lost which I told was happening, the rest was just new empires attacking each other for territory or getting killed by bombs in the general chaos.

>>16044148

Right on it.

There are two more Empires you can name "State of Peru" and this one, everything else was just fucking destroyed by the bombs coming in.

Oh and this one in Australia too.

And I'm just going to mention, there are two more bombs floating around that can change stuff at any moment when they're shot, so be aware of that.

>EXPENSIVE FREE STATE OF MAGADAN-FREE

>PROVINCES OF PAPUA- FREE

>PROVINCES OF PAPUA- FREE

>>16044218

Do not worry, they can be someday revived as there are still descendants of HBE in the world.

Gensyoko is being under the attack of the Ubermensch who are still down to only one world while Gawker is trying to destroy the redheads to rid us of our cute anime girls.

I'm worried for the redheads just because of the number of mind control pods that the soyboys are sending.

The Redheads have a ship that is literally called "The Yummy" to defend themselves against Gawker yet will it be enough?

>>16044261

They're only at war with Gawker, the only alliance existing in the world is the one between the Ubermensch and LoLR.

Well, guess that leaves only one bomb left and my Alpaca republic completely in the dust.

Bad News? The Ubermensch destroyed Gensyoko.

Good news? At least the Smug Redheads are okay and have devastated Gawker territories in North America after beginning to expand again.

And that was the final bomb!

But right now Aniki has taken those territories for himself, so we have to wait for a rebelion.

>>16044303

Whoops wrong pic

Well here is the funny thing, The Puppet Mistress is currently floating around Smug Redhead territory not allowing them to create any ships that won't be turned neutral.

That is a good thing, because this puppet mistress also targets Gawker's mind control pods basically destroying them and ironically protecting the redheads this way.

So Vegeta and the LOLR actually entered an allian…

GIFT OF CALM

>>16044353

>>16044358

>it leaves only the artifacts, some arc ships that protect the history of the world and maybe some extremely lucky cult-type empires if they time escape-pods well.

>extremely lucky cult-type empires if they time escape-pods well.

Don't open it.

Nothing really happens for a while with Smug Redheads and Gawker being in a stalemate… and then Smug Redheads start to degenerate.

And apparently so is Zenon unfortunately.

While Gawker is slowly eating up the Redheads, a huge rebelion happens once again in the place where people most often rebel in this world, Greenland.

So the Smug Redheads stopped degenerating and the green rebelion survived although was slightly cucked out of their territories by Gawker, because obviously they were. Smug Redheads unfortunately have big trouble reclaiming their territories and Gawker doesn't seem to have any trouble keeping them.

>>16044410

>Gaping Norway Regime

Nothing uch happened until two new rebelions appeared one once again in Greenland and one in Singapore, if anyone wants to name them be my quest, but I cannot gurantee that they will survive.

So it seems that the Victorious Greenland Assembly as well as Gaping Norway Regime will survive so I think we should name them.

>>16044453

Just going to mention that this is going to be their homeworld, I found it interesting.

>>16044436

Leave the Norwegian Regime as is, the name is too perfect.

>>16044444

That I know, but why is it green?

The Sasanian Republics had a red border with the LotLR even though they were at peace while other borders are white regardless of the countries being at war, peace, neutral etc.

Does it have something to do with trade or diplomatic memery??

Here's the new map, I also made the stars visible because now we can see the capitals of the countries. Just think of the dots as cities or regions

>The Gaping Norway Regime and Zeon are allied

>The color of the alliance is green

Oh so that's what the border's color means.

Also I should have probably shown you this, those are the families I follow, so every flag block on the map that appears in a person of that family being on a certain ship or a certain star.

>>16044490

>The Fritzl dynasty is still around

>Alliance between the dying Smug Redhead republic and the Incubators.

Someone has just signed a contract.

>Gaping Norway regime merges with Incubators.

Wew, what?

So seeing as things are being pretty fucking calm as of right now, I think it's time for a small LORE break.

First some statistics, this is the genealogy tree, we have two unnamed empires but besides them every single empire is named, and most of them can be traced back either to the HBE or The Harem.

>>16044559

Sorry man doesn't exist anymore, can I just put it as the Signapore country?

>>16044560

Nah

No artifacts survived the Bombing Apocalypse, only new artifacts exist though old empires made many of them, so there is no trace of some of the older empires unfortunately. With the artifacts I'm also posting the current histomap.

Only three religions are worshipped in the world with the most worshipped religion being Skivx and the least worshipped being Sons of Ultimar. The relligon of Skivx doesn't have any description but Wheelism and Sons of Ultimar do. I'm also posting the relgious map of the world.

Here are the wealth First one and heat second one maps of the world. The heat from the Smug Redhead territory comes from the obvious source of a war taking place there.

Now a small tour of the capital planets(?)/cities(?) of the world, unfortunately only four of the countries have their capitals intact. Just know that I'm looking only at the biggest planets

Smug Redheads- Prodit.

Vegeta-Usteros

Norway-Bystes

Singapore-Antous

Oh wait nevermind, Zeon actually has their own capital solar system intact as well!

Seeing this, should I rename it to "Zeon"?

Honestly guys I'm incredibly fucking tired of this for today and want to go watch some anime or something, so we're going to continue this some other day. Will see you later.