cdd8bb No.16042131
You know i have been really feeling for some egyptian styled vidya, you know something with deserts, cats and pyramids. I know there is several city builder and strategy games about Ancient Egypt but I would really like some action game or RPG.
Ever oasis has a pretty cool desert setting
Titan quest has a whole chapter set in ancient Egypt
I would appreciate it if you could give me more examples.
When i say Egyptian I dont just mean ancient egypt I mean the surrounding land as well and the culture and mythology of it, kinda like how Hellenic describes Greece and the surrounding area. If there is a more accurate term to describe what i am thinking of I am wholly unaware of it.
2e3606 No.16042145
>>16042131
Powerslave/Exhumed
cdd8bb No.16042155
>>16042145
isn't the PC version complete shit though?
8162ea No.16042188
005eab No.16042201
>>16042155
Yeah, play the superior Saturn version. If you absolutely refuse because you're pedestrian, play it with Powerslave EX knowing it's just better than the DOS version but worse than the PS1 and Saturn versions.
0935a2 No.16042220
>>16042201
Powerslave EX is based on the PS1 version.
fde845 No.16042224
>>16042131
serious sam the first encounter comes to mind, it has a decent amount of mods too.nthe "epic 2" wad for doom is also pretty good. i've also been thirsting for some more egyptian themed games recently
c28579 No.16042290
>>16042220
It's based on it but its incomplete and has improper collision with world geometry and enemy behaviors. It's an unfinished version of a better game, but not the best version of it anyway.
4878ef No.16042319
technically, Assassin's Creed Origins does have a good realization of ancient egypt. well, mostly anyways. i had a big laugh when i saw the most Kangest thing in gaming. you know how the kang memes mock niggers with technological pyramids? Origins actually fucking has them
cdd8bb No.16042607
>>16042290
so I can just emulate the saturn version then? its going to be weird playing a console FPS on PC with a gamepad.
04eb25 No.16042646
>>16042319
Flying pyramids that travel the stars would a fucking amazing concept if the crew were animal-headed mystics
c28579 No.16042683
>>16042607
I can't guarantee anything about it in emulation, just that it plays very well with the 3d pad on saturn.
c28579 No.16042687
>>16042683
Oh and I've yet to try it with my saturn mouse. Maybe soon.
909a22 No.16043001
I would recommend Stronghold crusader if I had played it.
It has sillly voices, good music and crusading. It's very cheap on Gog.
I only know of it because Sseth just made a video on it.
45c3c8 No.16043198
>>16043001
It is good, but it's not quite what OP is talking about. The buildings you make are all western, and the middle eastern troops are all bought from mercenary camps. I guess it might qualify, but it would just barely qualify.
cdd8bb No.16043202
>>16043001
I saw that video too. never was too good with strategy games though and with just how tiny everything is on screen I am fairly sure I would hate it.
45c3c8 No.16043206
>>16043202
The only thing you need to worry about strategy wise is fucking lions. Beyond that it is really easy if you have a strong economy. Just sell all your surplus for quick gold, and buy the things you need.
cdd8bb No.16043264
>>16042646
> animal-headed mystics
That reminds me.
>>16042687
I was going to ask if its possible to emulate the game with mouse support Like the ydid with metroid prime but that seems improbable unless I can emulate a saturn mouse. I have no idea what im doing I haven't even emulated a saturn game.
a1c804 No.16043279
>>16042370
Pre-history settings don't get enough love.
aef14f No.16043310
>>16042131
If you don't mind going hunting down ROMs, fancy a 6.5/10 adventure platformer? The mummy levels are still great
b819bc No.16043374
>>16043310
>hunting down ROMs
Spinx got ported to the PC by THQ Nordic, they even included modding tools to make your own levels.
45c3c8 No.16043376
>>16043374
For free, or do we have to pirate it?
aef14f No.16043381
>>16043374
Shit, what the fuck? That sounds like a top tier port, how did that slip me by?
Guess I'll be a buyfag
3ab24f No.16043387
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>>16042646
Well they made a movie about it.
Saw it when I was 11, all I can remember is the crow god(?) possessing a NEET and making him fuck a thot, also the gods playing chess inside the pyramid.
b819bc No.16043390
>>16043376
The authoring tools are free but I don't see them on anything but as a steam download.
>>16043381
It came out last year along with that voodoo game, Nordic just buys the rights to these games and re-releases them with almost no advertisement.
3ab24f No.16043430
Since the title of the OP states middle eastern vidya as well, I can recommend
>Prince of Persia trilogy(Sands of Time, Warrior Within, Two Thrones)
Action-Adventure games wth great platforming, great combat, story and atmosphere. Some people bash the second one, for being a bit too edgy, but honestly I think it's the best in the series, it does everything 1 does, but better, and yes it has a better atmosphere
>Quest for Glory 2(arabian nights setting) and 3(egypt/africa)
A great RPG-Point and Click hybrind, though I strongly recommend starting with the first one(german folklore setting) since you can import your saves and carry over your stats and spells. The two games feature both cat people and lion people.
>I guess the second act of Titan's Quest, since it's placed in ancient egypt and you fight all sorts of creatures.
38ad0d No.16043449
Pharaoh Rebirth. I had recorded a webm of the boss rush but I can't find it.
>>16042224
SS is as closest as you'd get to an authentic honest to god look at what ancient Egyptian temples would look like unruined.
854efc No.16043456
Tomb Raider 4 is entirely set in various locales of Egypt. Thematically, it's the most coherent of the original saga.
49fc21 No.16043517
>>16042131
I want to fuck that lizard.
b819bc No.16043523
>>16043390
Gog has it as well, so it should come with any torrent of the gog version if it includes the extras.
11b4f0 No.16043530
I love afghan kush, that's the closest thing to middle east culture in my life.
ad90a1 No.16044085
Used to fucking love this game when I was a young lad. Couldn't play it for shit, would just stick to easy levels when you didn't get invaded, and setting up trade routes/stockpiling was something I couldn't get my head around when I was 6-8 years old.
Still holds up pretty well today to be honest, the aesthetics and the soundtrack are absolutely brilliant, haven't really played anything that sticks to a theme like this game for a while. Besides AC Origins, but…it's AC, so yeah, you know what to expect with that.
858117 No.16044334
6146d0 No.16044562
La Mulana 1 deals with many different ancient civilizations but has a heavy emphasis on Egypt. Portrait of Ruin has a neat Egypt style area too.
62095d No.16044584
>>16043449
Seconding Pharaoh Rebirth, it's a really good game
3ab24f No.16045937
>>16044741
Reminds me of the Konosuba game, and sure enough it's made by the same studio.
f8b7fa No.16045975
>>16044334
STERN CIVILIZATION
343f56 No.16045989
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16044741
There were three other bosses not included in this boss rush but I couldn't no-damage any of them so I didn't bother webming it. The game has some really cool post endgame shit including a whole level.
1b0fc8 No.16046090
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I want sum big titted delicious brown egyptian women in my vidya.
The vidya needs to be also good, though
eadd01 No.16046112
>>16044741
They should really scale the bosses in boss rush mode to be roughly the same level as each other. Looks like only the last boss or two actually poses any kind of real challenge, which is probably because the others are massively outleveled.
61a67a No.16046126
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>>16046090
not going to happen this decade or the next, unless some Japanese indie hentai game studio decides to try something random. you could also look up "legend of queen opala"
343f56 No.16046199
>>16046112
As far as I remember they're deliberately scaled back in the konosuba game to pose a threat but not drag out fights to the point of taking more than a minute per early boss fight.
Touhou Luna Nights when?
a6c731 No.16046218
>>16042131
Age of Mythology has three variants of Egyptian civs with Egyptian architecture, culture, soldiery and mythological monsters.
Total War: Warhammer 2 with Tomb Kings DLC (pirated) gets you reawakened skeletal empire Egyptians with huge enlivened statuary monsters, assuming you don't mind playing against typical strategy game AI.
f99202 No.16046223
>>16046126
>you could also look up "legend of queen opala"
Now we're talking
f591e2 No.16046224
>>16043387
This is what I was thinking of, decent movie
cdd8bb No.16046419
>>16043387
Man that trailer is so 2000s it hurts. i love it.
ced540 No.16046567
>>16042188
Is this any good? Are there more like it?
bf1626 No.16046595
>>16046218
Total WaWa 2 kinda hurts in that some units were made just for it and will never be made as a kit, like a ghost giant made out of a ship and that huge Ushabti
f162b0 No.16046627
>>16043264
Had I known about taweret I likely would have gone nutty.
a4c535 No.16047846
>>16046567
>Is this any good?
Depends on if you like NES-era RPGs.
>Are there more like it?
Doubt it. It's a pretty unique game
2c2411 No.16047969
>>16047918
>Furfag
You don't get to have an opinion on taste.
af5608 No.16048678
d20cc2 No.16050266
>tfw no game based in the syrian civil war where I can get up in a 4x4 truck while blasting dabke in the background
It's a shame, for all that could have been
b14e4f No.16050351
>>16050120
>putting flammable lantern oil on your genie
87a67f No.16050379
>>16050351
>not making titty pancakes on shantae
fde845 No.16051299
>>16043264
furfaggotry is definitive proof that the ancient egyptians were white men
41c90f No.16055827
>>16051299
You know, you're probably right.
298280 No.16055887
>>16051299
>>16055827
all it tells us is that they were faggots.
41c90f No.16055970
>>16055887
Quick, someone find out if egyptians had fighting games or fried chicken. That will settle this once and for all.
947c85 No.16056205
>>16055804
>>16055827
the problem with furry in the west is the same problem everything ends up with in the (((west))). an absurd over focus on homosexuality and odd/gross fetishesism, objectively bad artwork and endless unnecessary drama about anything and everything. at least japan keeps it simple (for the most part)
2c2411 No.16056233
>>16056205
Basically. Kemono shit is nice at times but I wouldn't touch most western furshit with a pole and a hazmat suit. Blacksad is pretty legit, though, but that's more because It's just overall good and has nothing to do with the art aside from its quality not being a negative.
947c85 No.16056282
>>16056218
start wut?
>>16056233 (check)
>I wouldn't touch most western furshit with a pole and a hazmat suit.
right and i'm sure it has a lot to do with the stuff mentioned above. western fandoms have been gay shit since the 70's
947c85 No.16056291
>>16055887
I bet other gays don't even like this faggot
d30d09 No.16056293
>>16043264
>Bastet
Always forget the ancient catgirl goddess
>>16048726
Third pic is good to make everybody happy
unless you have brown girls
>>16051299
>furfaggotry is definitive proof that the ancient egyptians were white men
Hold there cowbay. You are saying that furry is the white man fetish that got coopted by niggers ?
ae44fe No.16056310
>>16056205
>furshit is ok if its Japanese
All furs get the gas.
I'm going to explicitly gas her with western furs so the last thing she sees is the terrified faces of her fellow furfags, dimmly lit in the darkness of the gas chamber by the glow of some furrys neon green dick.
d394dd No.16056311
>>16056282
And that association actively kills interest from the relatively normal people, unfortunately, creating a feedback loop where no one can express interest in furry stuff without implying an interest in furfaggotry.
In my younger years, I hadn't really discovered much of the fandom, and my only exposure to the idea was from Disney cartoons. I used to roleplay a cat-man in AOL chatrooms and had no idea that people thought I was some kind of degenerate until someone explained it to me.
d30d09 No.16056321
>>16056311
Its a vicious cycle into no-fun.
Of course furfags dont help much in this regard.
26e3ad No.16056331
Ancient Egyptians still used art as representations that they clearly knew had no bearing on reality but instead carried a deeper meaning. Nowadays everyone wants to fuck their art or each other, completely obsessed with their unthinking meat state. In a shallow land, everything descends to the lowest level, Japan is no different than the West in that regard.
947c85 No.16056339
>>16056311
yeah, its the same thing degenerates do to everything they involve themselves with. they try to make it all about themselves. the fetishes and baggage they bring, along with just generally gaying everything up! (thats what (((sonic fox))) really represents)
947c85 No.16056348
>>16056331
>Japan is no different than the West in that regard.
how so?
41c90f No.16056382
>>16056348
He means that both japan and the west are obsessed with sex.
d30d09 No.16056393
>>16056382
The only difference is overall quality and faggatory within each community, both share the core obsession at the end of the day.
41c90f No.16056411
>>16056393
He's not talking about furries, he's speaking generally. or are you speaking generally too?
26e3ad No.16056421
>>16056348
>>16056382
Not just sex, anything to do with being merely of meat. The broader view in which all things are capable of connecting to the transcendent is instead reduced to a craving, amusement, or tool. So you get cults worshiping idols that represent nothing but their own flesh. Japan is thoroughly the same in that sense, they were infected just like the West, at this point it's pretty much global.
947c85 No.16056437
>>16056393
>>16056382
hmmm, I guess . (humanity in general goes overboard on sex because it's so polarizing)
>>16056421
japan like any (((modernized))) society ended up worshiping money. sex is a commodity for any modern society, and sometimes its a currency.
d30d09 No.16056483
>>16056437
>humanity in general goes overboard on sex because it's so polarizing
Separates humans from niggers, how healthy/decadent society will be in the long-run.
But of course this concept is deeper than furshit/kemono
947c85 No.16056527
>>16056483
sex for the sake of sex is older then civilization, but as civilization continues to advance humans are slow to adapt, the world as it is today has only been around a short time, human minds and bodies are basically unchanged for the last several thousand years. the drive to reproduce is a primal instinct that becomes more troublesome and degrading as we attempt to shed our animal nature. (also, love that mirror universe picard)
947c85 No.16056536
>>16056504
yeah the youtube channel is full of insufferable sjw types, but whoever does the comic's is (kinda) funny.
752ec3 No.16057408
>>16056291
Yeh. S. Monroe streamed the event, which is where I and a few dozen other people watched. He's a femboy video maker on YouTube, the few other I know who watch him are gay; I am guessing there aren't a ton of straight guys who want to watch a femboy talk about games. He's based enough, anti LGBT/SJW faggotry, so it's at least safe to say his audience is too. Anyway when niggerfaggot started giving his speech there was like a collective groan. On the bright side, he's a black, gay furry in Atlanta, so he is 100% getting AIDS in the next five years.
fde845 No.16059101
>>16056293
>>16055887
as far as i know furries have always been mostly whites and was created by whites. even before furries even existed anthropomorphic animals have existed in cartoons, literature and art made mainly by whites. but niggers have always liked and wanted the things whites create
the most important thing i've realised from my admittedly limited study of history is that people never change within recorded history, niggers are always gonna nig, jews are always gonna jew and the various races of whites are always gonna accomplish the same things and fall in the same traps.
947c85 No.16059186
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>>16059101
>anthropomorphic animals have existed in cartoons, literature and art made mainly by whites.
>mainly by whites.
Walt Disney was a Freemason (with a bunch of communist Jews on his animation staff) and the cartoon animals by (((Warner Brothers, MGM, Hanna-Barbera and Fleischer Studios))) are all Jewish in origin.
171930 No.16059340
>>16059186
Western furry being a jewish explains why the medium is so full of money hungry practices and over the top degeneracy.
So, Kemono is "better" for not being jewish at least ?
a57b9a No.16059466
Any game featuring belly dancers?
cdd8bb No.16059614
>>16059466
Aside from the obvious example i think FFXI also had a dancer class.
e38ac4 No.16059631
>>16059186
What is there that isn’t Jews at this point. Disney openly hated them, yet you’re trying to tell me he employed communist ones?
61a67a No.16059650
>>16059340
It's better for a lot of reasons, even the Japanese Community's that enjoy it aren't overly focused on it, and they don't use it as an identity. They also don't bring drama to other communities or much to their own. (mostly because it was never taken over by cringey homosexuals and transexuals) it's treated as an anesthetic, not a lifestyle. Its entire purpose is to add variety for visual storytelling.
61a67a No.16059671
>>16059631
It was during the time people realized that the Communist Regime was using Hollywood to attack America through demoralization. Of course it also turned out that most of the Communists behind the scenes were also Jewish. Walt knew this so he gave details during a hearing. After that the Hollywood Jewish system swore Vengeance against him, and that's how his company would be taken over by an Israeli billionaire and then completely staffed with Jews like Michael Eisner after the Hostile takeover.
3bd3fc No.16059682
>>16059466
I highly recommend playing the first four Quest for Glory games, in order as they carry your stats, spells and some items, the first one has an official remake, and the second one has a good fan remake.
61a67a No.16059683
>>16059614
I think every Final Fantasy with a job system had a dancer class
12885a No.16059962
>>16059650
Hard to believe its just for aesthetics, but ok.
Some people just want some fluffiness.
a35378 No.16060997
Anon i cannot recommend this game enough. perfect atmosphere, perfect music and excellent horror game. Very true to the movie, get the pc version, only i doubt you will find it.
ff340a No.16061045
>>16044085
Caesar and Pharoah are absolute masterpiece games and are still fun to play.
a57b9a No.16065104
>>16059682
>furry shit
No thanks
04eb25 No.16065720
What's a good resource to find some mythology? Egyptian, Norse, Greek, all that good stuff
3bd3fc No.16065987
>>16065720
>Greek
For Greek, you can read the two books, one about the gods and one about the heroes. In my country they were called Legend of Olympus: Gods, and Legend of Olympus Heroes. Basically, they had a collection of most of the stories from ancient Greece, from how the world was formed, how the gods battled the Titans, how god X appeared, and Heroes such as Theseus, Heracles and more. It has no analysis or (((modern commentary))) just the stories in english.
I think the english version is called Greek Mythology: Ancient Legends of Gods and Heroes, and looking on Amazon you can get the two books in one.
a09f67 No.16065994
>>16056382
>Not being obsessed with sex 24/7
41c90f No.16065998
>>16065720
Do you want the mythology itself or an examination? Cause greek and nordic have some epics you could go read stand alone, but egyptian you'd need a bit of a guide I think.
04eb25 No.16066008
>>16065998
I guess the mythology itself, just stuff I can steal for game ideas you know
0be5e2 No.16066010
>>16065720
wiki is quite indepth on various mythologies
41c90f No.16066012
>>16066008
You could go read beowulf, and greeks have a whole catalogue of stories, the most famous being the iliad and the odyssey. They're also commonly abridged, so if that matters to you make sure you know if it is or not.
fbd55a No.16066246
>>16043374
>>16043310
>>16043376
>>16043381
It's on Switch too. The .nsp can be found at the usual places.
4cb622 No.16078429
>>16065720
Jackson Crawford on youtube is a great source for Norse myth and language. His videos are free and serve as a good introduction, and he's also written books on the culture and translations of sagas.
1d215f No.16079523
Asscreed origins is apparently one of the better assassin's creed games. I imagine it's still pretty generic gameplay wise but for all the rightful shit that series gets, they pretty consistently have gorgously rendered envoirments and do a good job showing of the societies and cultures they feature.
>>16065720
>>16065987
>>16065998
>>16066008
I have tons of resources for Mesoamerican (Aztec, Maya, etc) history and culture, which I can suggest, though part of the resources i'd be suggesting are hosted on plebbit so you'd need to bear with me on that and trust that the particular posts or subfourms I link are reputable.
pic related
db7e45 No.16080579
>>16056382
>obsessed with sex
1d215f No.16081088
Why is egyptian motifs so much more common then mesoptoamian motifs?
3a8948 No.16081108
>>16042131
>Egyptian
You have my complete attention
>Middle Eastern
Suck start a shotgun
41c90f No.16081112
>>16080579
The fuck is this?
>>16081088
Well one of those is still a country and has a lot of artifacts still standing today, so you tell me anon.
1d03ac No.16081158
Stronghold Crusader and Syrian Warfare are great.
>>16079523
>good job showing of the societies and cultures they feature
No they fucking did not.
3a8948 No.16081181
>>16081158
What did they get wrong, genuinely curious. What would you suggest reading for a better picture?
cdd8bb No.16081229
>>16081088
The pyramids still stand and within them lies the tombs of pharaohs and all their relics, mesopotamia on tthe other hand doesn't have anything like the pyramids and most people probably dont even know what gods they have. People do know about Anubis and Ra though.
>>16081108
I am saying middle eastern because I dont know what the name for "it" is.
by "it" I mean like nordic or hellenic, a term that describes the area and similar cultures within it like I wrote in the OP.
Just as an example, Nordic, when you say Nordic you dont just mean one country in Scandinavia you mean all of them plus iceland and the native culture to that region. I dont even know is there is such a term for Egypt.
e31645 No.16081262
>>16042131
I want to fuck an Ever Oasis lizard lady
8b08ee No.16081270
>>16042131
Quick reminder that Egypt, the Levant, and Asia Minor were white up through about 2000 years ago.
8b08ee No.16081277
>>16056483
>swolecard
You didn't even consider the vastly superior Pecard?
1d03ac No.16081294
>>16081181
Not having women wrestling or watching men wrestle in ancient Greece for starters. Ubisoft devs are liberals who makes ahistorical games based on their flawed perception of history and reality.
1d215f No.16081318
>>16081229
The term you rpoably want is "fertile crescent", which is the chalcolithic ("Copper age") and Bronze age civilizations of Egypt and Mesopotamia.
Also, as an aside, I recently heard the term "Indic civilization" as a term for the cultural sphere for buddhist/hindu civilizations of India and Southeast asia, which I like quite a bit.
>>16081158
They do, actually.
The cities in the asscreed games are remarkably accurate, i've seen multiple cases where professors and a archeologists have been floored by how well they are recreated. The games by extension also do a good job of showing the day to day hustle and bustle and society of said cities and the culture in general.
Where the asscreed games fail is when it comes to specific historical figures. The games invariably have to change stuff around to make them fit into the whole fictional templar/assassin conflcit, and they often have specific figures acting more in life with pop culture depcitions of them then their actual historical personalities: You see this with cleopatra in origins.
The whole "girls in school" thing in origins is worrying and notable precisely because it's one of the few cases where they actually altered the ambient culture/society of their citiscapes to be historically inaccurate. I'm also bothered by them making Odyssey have people acting as gay/straight/bi when their notions of sexuality and masculinity didn't work like that and was more about dominance/subservience regardless of the sex of the people involved
>>16081294
See above. They aren't perfect but I challenge you to find another piece of mainstream historical fiction that does a better job then them. Considering the sheer amount you can explore and see in cities and how much of them is on point, that alone honestly makes them the most detailed recreations of historical cultures in pretty much any game, film, tv series, or comic that's not ultra niche.
>>16081270
Partially, but that's because at that point Egypt was heavily hellenized due to greco-roman influence and population spread/imperialism.
Actual ancient ethnic ancient egyptians wasn't white, but it also wasn't black like WE WUZZERS claim. Here's a mural showing how egyptians showed themselves in contrast to other cultures. Note that "asian" here means Mesopotamians, IIRC; obviously not like indic civilizations or the far east.
So they were lighter then actual blacks, but darker then mesopotamians/middle easterners. How asscreed origins shows most of them, with basically middle eastern and north african factial features with a darker, but not black skin tone is probably on point.
Though there was obviously mixing and interbreeding between different groups, of course,.
f7fc9d No.16081333
>>16081270
We know this Anon Egyptians are pretty much the fuckers that live there now. DNA testing few years back killed off the "KANGS" myth. Now niggers are saying they wuz Romans and shit.
cdd8bb No.16081348
>>16081181
Ancient greeks didn't teach women to read as far as I know but they had some pottery depicting this and the description said something along the lines of "we didn't want to commit Historical sexism". Granted I cant find the screenshot of the pot so I might be misremembering details.
>>16081318
>"fertile crescent"
sounds like slang for the vagina to be honest but hey its better than nothing i guess. I was thinking arabic for a moment but that didn't seem right, not even sure if arabs were around at the time.
f7fc9d No.16081381
>>16081347
Meh I am of North African decent and I have more in common with white guys than fucking niggers. I probably hate niggers more than any white guy ever could. Its the American ones that have never been to fucking Africa that walk about with Africa shaped medallions and claim they built all the good shit my people built I hate the most. I mean fuck white guys can legit lay claim to some of it like the library of Alexandria or even that city itself place of my birth btw fucking Greeks built that shit.
If I could kick Spike Lee right in the mangina I fucking would.
1d215f No.16081393
>>16081318
>>16081229
>The term you rpoably want is "fertile crescent", which is the chalcolithic ("Copper age") and Bronze age civilizations of Egypt and Mesopotamia.
Iron age as well I guess, actually. In classical anitquity onwards you don't really see the term used even though the persian empire is a thing.
It's also worth noting that the whole Stone/Chalcolithic/Bronze/Iron age system isn't actually a path that all civilizations progress through, it's just names for specific periods of eurasian history. A good example of this is comparing Mesoamericans with african tribes: Mesoamericans smelted bronze, but not iron, and still only used wood and stone tools for the most part; but had huge urban cities, complex formal governments, organized armies, and in general were variously on par with Bronze Age, Iron Age, Classical, and even Medivial european socities and beyond (I realize this probably sounds like SJW horseshit, but it's true, as I said in >>16079523 I can reccomend tons of resources or post info if anybody is skeptical, my posts here >>16070926 should prove I know what i'm talking about, and pic related talkls about mesoamerican city sizes) depending on which facet of society or technology you are looking at. Various african tribes meanwhile had steel tools and weapons, but were just tribes with villages, cheifdom goverments at most, etc.
Trying to use the whole age system to apply to non european/middle eastern/ferticle crescent cultures doesn't work for this reason: if you tried to, the random african tribe would be "more advanced" then mesoamericans despite that obviously being untrue.
Mesoamericans (and Andeans, like the Inca, Chimu, Wari, Moche, Tiwanku, Sican, Chavin, etc) are extreme examples: Their geographic isolation from both each other and all Old World civilizations meant that they developed super differently, hence being so seemingly behind in some areas but so complex in others; but even just looking at Africa or Indic Civilizations or the Far east shows that the whole 3 ages thing doesn't really apply there either even if not to such an extreme extent.
>>16081381
again, see >>16081318
Egyptians weren't black but they really weren't white either.
7cab9f No.16081416
>>16081088
>mesoptoamian motifs
Few people know about mesoptoamia beyond the The Epic of Gilgamesh, and they most likely never read it and have only heard the name.
3a8948 No.16081422
>>16081270
One day, brother.
>>16081347
Which is why DNA from the oldest known remains in Egypt closely resembles that of Europeans?
41c90f No.16081425
>>16081381
>I have more in common with white guys than fucking niggers. I probably hate niggers more than any white guy ever could.
Don't try too hard there, champ.
f7fc9d No.16081429
>>16081393
>Egyptians weren't black but they really weren't white either.
You telling from Egypt I am not white or a nigger? Shit Anon this is news to me. Consider my mind fucking blown.
b6338d No.16081443
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16042131
This freaked me out when I was little.
0aed74 No.16081465
>>16077172
The length humanity goes to get off is amazing.
5304c8 No.16081516
>>16081393
>Egyptians weren't black but they really weren't white either.
The reality is nobody except Blacks and modern day mongrels descend from Blacks. They're so completely removed with their ancestry that genetic maps that aren't redone for politics always have Africans form their own group exclusive to everyone else. The "great migration" out of Africa is deliberately misleading because during that period there was multiple different humanoid groups spread across the world. With at least 2-3 separate groups in Africa. Most if not all descendents of one group is extinct now because Africa is a long continuous history of people coming in and killing off anyone who is remotely intelligent and trying to prop up the worst of the crop. For Egypt it's more complicated because even though saying Egyptians are White is blatantly ignoring the difference between shared ancestry and being your actual ancestors that doesn't change the fact that modern egyptians are not true Egyptians. They are usurpers who like to larp as being from ancient Egypt and generally getting in the way of studying Egypt's history.
98dee3 No.16081528
>>16081429
God why is this whole site obsessed with who's ACTUALLY a white person and who's not. Can we all just agree we hate niggers and kikes?
d6776c No.16081579
>>16081528
A revision a day keeps the inferiority complex away
f1e72a No.16081678
1d215f No.16082454
>>16081422
Against my better judgement i'm going to waste my time replying to you
>Third image
I tracked down the original article this is from, which seems to be a site called the "The Europoean Union times". (Here is the article: http://archive.is/YoKWk) which is a load of crap, based on a cursory look: Firstly, and less damningly, they seem to be a far right outlet Looking at the crime section, like 90% of it is all reports on crimes by immigrants and railing against gender shit. Now, none of that nesscarrily discounts their claims: most gender shit these days is indeed retarded and immigrants do do a fuck ton of crime, and there's plenty of shit left and moderate outlets don't report on because it's "offensive". But, this does still show that the site has a political slant.
Here is where they go from "suspect" to "fucking retarded": They make Kotaku, Polygon, and even fucking Salon and The Mary Sue looks like paragons of jounralistic professionalism. They aren't just posting stuff from a right wing stance, their articles might as well be a conspirtard 12 year old posting shit to his blog. Heres's an excerpt from their article about China using CISPR to try to make people immune to aids (http://archive.is/Vnc9F):
>Ok so this HIV virus stuff is really getting on my nerves. I have intended to write my opinion on HIV/AIDS for a long time now but never had the time to do so.
>So let’s get things straight, all of this research, medication, money spent, government subsidies, endless pain and suffering, millions dying every year while millions more get sick every year and now GMO babies just so a handful of people can survive……….. You wanna cure AIDS???????
>Round up everybody infected with HIV worldwide, line them up, execute them and either incinerate or bury them and that’s it, you’re done! ABRACA-FUCKING-DARBRA! HIV “cured” forever!
Clearly, this site is a paragon of journalistic professionalism and integrity.
Out of curiosity, I checked some of their other archeology articles to see if I could find anything on Mesoamerica since I more readily know information about those cultures. Firstly, I found a TON of articles claiming the out of Africa theory is false, which is horeshit (what HAS been debunked, as >>16081516 points out (though I disagree with much of their post other then that one point( is that there was a singular migration out of africa; rather we know now that various homid species migrated out of africa at various points) . Secondly, I found an article from them on a 7000 year old Maya tomb. Now, there's an immediate problem here: The Maya didn't exist 7000 years ago. But most news sites misreport on shit like this all the time because they are retards who do no research on mesoamerican stuff so that means nothing. And compared to most of their other articles, this one is suprisingly professionally worded… because the entire article is more or less copy pasted from an RT article on the same find.
In fact, hold on, let's go back to the King tut article: It's rather nicely worded compared to the China one too. So I searched for the text of the article to see if they lifted it from other websites, and lo and behold it was stolen from a dude named Arthur Kemp, who himself is a far right white nationalist loon who denies the apartheid ever happened.
Listen, I honestly, TRULY do not care what your political view or slant is: if you are far right; are a white nationalist, whatever fine by me, as long as you are willing to look at evidence honestly, interpret it logically and admit when you are wrong and don't ignore it just because it undermines your political views, then cool.. SJW's NOT doing this is why they are so cancerous This site is a fucking trashfire and is no better a source then SJW outlets. In fact, it's worse. Their original articles read worse then a 12 year old's blog, and their "good" articles are stolen from other sources and most STILL are blatantly bullshit.
1/2
1d215f No.16082466
>>16082454
Cont:
Anyways, If you look at the king tut findings from other sources, they all report what the finding actually indicates and reveals what your source was skewing: The findings mere indicate that half of western european men have a halplogroup gene that king tut also has, which indicates that they desecdend from a common ancestor: It's not saying that king tut was ethnically "western european" (as if western europe only contains a single ethnic group"); it's just saying that both whatever ethnic group tut belonged to and the ones most west europeans do both descended from an earlier one at some point earlier in history.
For reference, both Native American and Asian ethnic groups descended from a earlier proto-asiatic population, so they'd also have some of the same haplogroup markers: Doesn't mean that Asian and Native american ethnic groups are the same.
>Fourth image
Firstly, skull physiology are averages. They aren't concerete proof in an individualistic basis. Secondly, the skull of Amenhotep III there actually resmelbes the model ASIAN skull the most, not the european one: It has the same flatter top of the head as well as the shorter nose bone. So your own image is working against you here.
Thirdly, nobody here is claiming they were black, which would be retarded. I stated that, based on their own art of how they depicted themselves and other ethnic groups, they were darker then mesopotamians/middle easterners but lighter then africans, and modern populations today as well as genetic testing shows that physiologically, they have most in common with middle easterners
2/2; though I might rip into some mesoamerican articles if I find more
>>16081229
>>16081416
>d most people probably dont even know what gods they have. People do know about Anubis and Ra though.
>Few people know about mesoptoamia beyond the The Epic of Gilgamesh, and they most likely never read it and have only heard the name.
This is my point though: Why?
>>16081112
There's plenty of ruins around iran and iraq and shit though
>>16081516
There's a lot of shit here to reply to if I have energy to do it later or in a few days I will. In the meantime, could you post articles going into how modern egyptians aren't at all genetically similar to ancient ones? Obviously they aren't the same ethnic group but based on what i've read they ARE the closest of any modern ethnic group to them historically based on the evidence we had, aside from maybe some other middle eastern groups.
1d215f No.16082520
>>16082454
>>16082466
Also to be clear, me saying they copied the Maya article from RT isn't me shitting on RT: I wouldn't exactly consider them a good source but they aren't as bad as most people make them out to be: They have a pro russia bias but most mainstream outlets have a pro US-anglosphere bias, so so what?
733837 No.16082527
>>16042131
I want to fuck that lizard.
3a8948 No.16082610
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>>16082536
Jokes on you, fag. I mostly brushed off his opinions about the sources being far-right since it's mostly a logical fallacy to brush off their claims on that alone, but I listened to his points and saw merit in them. Now go back to /leftypol/ with your cock sucking BO and fellate a shotgun.
3a8948 No.16082620
>>16082616
When you have a valid argument, let me know.
e83053 No.16082640
>Egyptian thread ruined with left right bullshit.
I just wanted a thread full of Busty Brown Babes with Black helmet Bobs, but instead I get the mating calls of an avowed faggot (I.e.>>16082616) and a closet case (>>16082610)
This always fucking happens.
1d215f No.16082667
>>16082610
>ostly brushed off his opinions about the sources being far-right since it's mostly a logical fallacy to brush off their claims on that alone
And I noted that in my post. The sources being far right doesn't intrinsically mean they are wrong, but it does indicate that they have a bias: I would be skeptical as fuck of an article on The Roots talking about how DNA evidence proves that Egyptians were black, for example, since that site is a radical pro-black/african outlet; or how I would be skeptical of a radically pro-eneofivment group doing an article about how there was a study showing GMO's are dangerous, etc : They aren't "proof" the article is wrong, but it's an indication that you should proceed with caution. It only becomes truly damning when combined with the other stuff I posted.
Anyways, I apperciate you reading past that intial bit about them being far right to see the rest of what I was saying. I was worried me putting it first might turn people off from reading the rest, but I couldn't get it to flow naturally otherwise.
3a8948 No.16082699
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>>16082630
You accused me of not having a mind of my own, being absorbed in an echo chamber, and not doing my research. Where are your arguments?
>>16082640
Pics related.
>>16082667
In the drawings in >>16081318
which illustrate the difference in skin color, the Libyans are clearly shown as white. Where do you believe the Libyans originated from? Somewhere around Europe? I ask because their origin would be interesting to know as the blacks in the same drawings seem to come from Southern Africa. Wouldn't it be safe to make the logical leap that the Egyptians would possibly come from somewhere closer to their direct neighbors than a people on the complete opposite side of the continent?
cdd8bb No.16083077
>>16082699
>Samples
dont do that.
3a8948 No.16086256
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>>16083077 (Dubs of Truth)
Holy shit, thanks! I turned the message off a while ago and I don't really pay attention to the file name when I download it. I just realized that 90% of my Egyptian folder are sample images, I gotta fix that.
461d98 No.16086291
>>16042131
Zone Of the Enders technically falls under this. It's /m/, but it uses Egyptian mythology as the basis for worldbuilding and theming
3a8948 No.16086388
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>>16086291
I always keep pushing that game down my list. /m/ with Egyptian mythology as a basis? Maybe I should give it a shot.
8da463 No.16086463
What was the name of that Minecraft/Rust clone set in the middle east that some sandnig dev made? I remember seeing it during the PC Gamer thing at e3 a few years ago and thinking it was mildly interesting.
4e7ef0 No.16086536
Bes is the most powerful god, prove me wrong.
You niggas can't.
3a8948 No.16086624
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>>16086536
I feel I have been baited.
4e7ef0 No.16086643
>>16086624
Nigger toad and his nigger butt buddies can't even face you directly and head on. Even fucking Medjed is more powerful than the newt.
3a8948 No.16086807
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319e11 No.16086900
>>16086624
>"killed" the jewish god by getting the world's biggest goy in office, reinforcing the right's trust in the electoral process and permanently damaging /pol/ with the hoard of alt-lite magapedes
We did it based kekistanis!
4b5720 No.16086969
>>16086900
>alt-lite
No such thing, TRSodomite. Your kind ruined /pol/ just as much (if not more since it's harder to tell you faggots apart), to the point /pol/ could actually be considered alt-kike rather than natsoc now. Kek is ours ("Eight Town") and always will be, even if we don't post him anymore due to the cancer that is the kekistani "meme" forced by CIA nigger shills all over the internet and offline to smear imageboard users. Despite how much your ecelebs (glow in the darks and actual fucking jews they are) try to make it seem like they are any better than your average Trump supporter, the truth is they are just as controlled by the opposition and you are on the same level as redditors. Don't kill yourself, because you may actually be white and thus useful, but please don't shill that shit for free here ever again and remember that you are not one of us even if you share our blood and beliefs and steal our memes. Polite sage for offtopic.
319e11 No.16087009
>>16086969
I don't even know what a TRSodomite is. I just picked that term up from a thread.
>Despite how much your ecelebs (glow in the darks and actual fucking jews they are) try to make it seem like they are any better than your average Trump supporter
Listening to somebody prattle on about political shit sounds really boring. That's zero for two.
46ba82 No.16087013
>>16086807
>pic
That shit freaked me the fuck out when I first saw it. Then I went and looked it up on satellite myself and freaked myself out even further. As much as I love outer space, it's really fucking spooky.
4b5720 No.16087193
>>16087009
>I don't even know what a TRSodomite is. I just picked that term up from a thread.
Oh, well. Here's some spoonfeeding then, fuck it. >>>/trs/ might help, has more detail than I'll give. They heavily use the term "alt-lite" as if it is any different from their own brand of eceleb faggotry and are eternally assblasted after their forum users got caught planning to shill in favor of TRS on /pol/. A shitstorm ensued. DDOS attacks, TRS fags spammed gay porn on /pol/ (which they liked to post on their own forum "ironically"), one or two fags got doxed (they did ask for it: "what are you gonna do, dox me? :^)" t. Man doxed), and so forth. Antifags doxed a couple more and it came out that their leader eceleb was literally a jew. Alt-right in general has shady ties all around. When imkampfy got replaced, unbanning everyone let the worst posters (TRS, redditors, cuckchan, /leftypol/) back in too, and TRSodomites still post their shitty podcast memes so I know they are still around spreading their twitter/reddit cancer, just more subtly. The kekistani shit, well, it was "alt-lite" in origin, and it was very cuckchan-centric. Nobody here used that shit ever. "People" going to political events with those retarded flags that they bought, it was obviously a forced jewish meme. They make money from retards that buy into it, destroy one of our memes faster than faceberg ever could, and make us into another dumb caricature for the normalfags.
cdd8bb No.16087964
>>16082466
> Why?
well the pyramids are one of the seven wonders of the world, that alone would make them more known around the world. Maybe its just the style? the whole pure white dress with black bob hair and the eye of anubis make-up is quite nice and appealing.
Personally I am all for more Arabian nights vidya, I liked prince of persia when I was a boy.
e40be4 No.16088003
>>16086291
>not Egyptian /m/ythology
Shame on you anon.
3a8948 No.16089166
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>>16087964
It takes me too long to find memes. At least I found some good shit while looking for it. :^)
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6eccd8 No.16096102
>>16082536
>This is the case for a lot of far right types which are usually on the lower end of average IQ spectrum.
Funny how you guys won't take racial IQ into account or even discount IQ as a concept altogether...
>They take these historical ambiguities and say "oho, this is white race responsible for this!" much like niggers do muh kangs shit.
...oh, nevermind, I'm not dealing with a leftist, it's a le enlightened "haha both sides are dum" smartass.
09f67f No.16099318
>>16096102
Centrist master race :^)
c87788 No.16099407
>>16096102
you literally have to have your head up your ass if picking sides is going to "win" any "war"
83ffcf No.16099519
>>16043264
ouch that bastet is kinda hot
3a8948 No.16100112
>>16099318
>>16099407
The only one with their head up their ass is you guys. How can anything ever be won if no one ever picks a side? Are you really advocating such cuckery as choosing not to have an opinion in the first place? "Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing."
>>16099519
>kinda
693def No.16100148
>>16100112
Hes not a furry :^)
3a8948 No.16100197
>>16100148
Neither am I, I assumed he was talking about the statue which is a 1 (Human with cat ears) on the furry scale.
81a772 No.16100238
>>16082536
He wrote all that shit about political bias, when all he had to do is look up their claimed credentials and find that site is basically another PissWater. Taking other more credible sources and articles and using it on their site with maybe their own shitty opinions. Compare and contra a spin with their own opinion piece. If the site had any credibility it'd be like ZeroHedge where everyone ignores anything that isn't a politics or economy related article cause it's fear porn.
83ffcf No.16100827
>>16100148
>>16100197
nah I was talking about the one on the right I would totally fuck that
both are hot tho, does anyone else smell napalm?
93e6e8 No.16100959
>>16059466
>0:34
>that drum
Where have I heard that before?
3a8948 No.16101236
>>16100827
At least you know your place
83ffcf No.16101356
>>16101236
you cant stop me from going down with a raging boner fagit
319e11 No.16101560
>>16087193
Oh. I stopped using /pol/ some time after the elections so I knew it was bad but I didn't know it had gotten that bad. Also I'm not that religious so I didn't really participate in any of the kek threads. All I remember it for is the elections, which obviously is not the best thing to remember something for. But anyway, it's pretty sad that the term "alt-lite" is associated with literal fags and jews, because it's a nice term. Are there any other terms for what I'm talking about?
580921 No.16109002
>>16082466
>This is my point though: Why?
My guesses, which are indeed such:
• Post-Renaissance Western Occultists had a boner for Egyptian mythology, and their legacy generally looms large (over modern science for example, what with Newton etc. all having been fucking wizards).
• The pyramids are very impressive, and while there are many nice ruins in the Fertile Crescent, none capture the imagination quite as much. The pyramids are gigantic and alien-looking in their geometricity (is that a word?), whereas something like Petra doesn't look all that different from Roman ruins, and the scale is more modest. (All the impressive irrigation systems, meanwhile, are kind of hidden and only amaze nerds.)
• The French conquest of Egypt by Napoleon enabled the archeological study of Egypt decades before Europeans had easy and safe access to other parts of the Ototman-controlled Middle East. Egypt therefore had a headstart.
• Egypt's civilisation is more or less continuous. The Hellenic conquest, or later Arab rule and Islamisation, etc., could be argued to constitute a cæsura—but it retained its name, cities were not abandoned but continuously settled, and even the language of the hieroglyphs survives among the Copts. Mesopotamian civilisation is ancient and “lost”—Egyptia civilisation is ancient and yet lives. This amazes.
f00958 No.16109052
>>16100959
Every single Egyptian song?
19bdd6 No.16109204
>>16059466
Menat has some pretty hot bellydances.
>>16059614
>Shantae and Rotty butts touching
Don't anon i just fapped
81a772 No.16109433
>>16109204
Is there more videos of fighter games modded to have different camera angles? I always wanted to see what all the moves looked like from upfront.
93e6e8 No.16109439
>>16109052
No, I remember now. It's used in one of Rimworld's soundtracks.
70adfb No.16109453
Immortal Cities is pretty fun
3a8948 No.16109484
>>16109002
>Geometricity
The word you're looking for is just: Geometry
580921 No.16109652
>>16109484
I was rather looking for a word expressing “the quality of being particularly geometric”
41c90f No.16109661
>>16109652
I'm pretty sure geometric already means that.
3a8948 No.16109739
>>16109652
Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming English isn't your mother tongue. If it is you're a fucking retard. You used a noun (or what would be a noun if it existed: geometricity (ie: toxicity, electricity, etc.) which is the correct word class given the sentence. Geometry is also a noun which could fit there in this sentence. You attempted to add the suffix -ity (a suffix used to form abstract nouns expressing state or condition) to geometric (an adjective) to change it to the noun word class. The noun Geometry (… an arrangement of objects or parts that suggests geometric figures) already implies this however so it's redundant to do this. polite sage for offtopic
cdd8bb No.16109742
>>16109002
>what with Newton etc. all having been fucking wizards
Newton was a wizard? I had no idea.
bd37c3 No.16109765
>>16109742
>>16109002
>SIR Isaac Newton
He is a knight not a wizard
3a8948 No.16109784
>>16109742
We're all wizards, Anon. Wizards of meme magic.
>>16109765
>What is a Paladin
9ad510 No.16110246
>>16077172
And I thought Fred Flintstone using a facial hair shaver consisting of a clam with bee (stinger outwards) freshly grabbed from a beehive outside his bathroom window hole in his rock house wall was crazy.
3a8948 No.16118633
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>>16077172
Pic related though.
3149c6 No.16118856
>>16055887
egyptians despised homosexuals tho, the very few times its spoken of at all in egyptian records it isnt in a good light
on the furfag thing, its not that weird for an ancient culture, but it is worth noting that the romans thought it was very weird and barbarous.
066b53 No.16119199
>>16086536
Ammit got Guts off the boat and brought Liru back to life, there's nothing more powerful than that.
3149c6 No.16119296
>>16056331
egyptian art is sorta weird, they clearly understood dimensions, depth and proper anatomical proportions , contrary to popular belief. just look at their statuary. their busts of nobles and kings are especially lifelike, in some ways more than roman or greek artwork (i think its the glass eyes that give this effect
it also betrays they were white, look closely
but then you look at their more religiously themed art like their hieroglyphs and its much more abstract and primitive. it strikes me as an outdated artform which just became tradition even when it was obsolete. egyptians were a fascinating and wondrous people, but they had one critical flaw: they got very very comfortable early in their history due to lucking out with their base-location and pwning niggers, and thus became stagnant.
3149c6 No.16119298
>>16119296
realized that the blue on neffys eyes are pretty dark blues, heres a better example
7c3e3b No.16119378
>>16081294
he said origins, not odyssey
e770dc No.16119384
>>16118633
where does the 42mil/year figure come from? did the kikes really claim 400 kikes in 5 min?
7c3e3b No.16119401
>>16081318
>>16081393
>egyptians aren't white but not black either
I've been saying that in real life and on this board and no one believed me. I didn't have that nifty pic but mods on this board literally deleted my posts doubting egyptians were white in color because it was "lefty/pol/." A desert people should display a tan, regardless of race.
3149c6 No.16119424
>>16119401
>tan
<not white
skin color isnt a good determination on whether a culture descends from indo-aryans or not. not saying that niggers can be aryans, but not all aryans were pale and blond people like the ones you find in northern europe. cultural markers (like chariots, dog-headed death gods and the idea of judgement in the afterlife) are much better indicators to a cultures origins.
26e3ad No.16119448
>>16119296
It's primitive because it speaks of the wordless, so relies on symbology to cast a shadow that the people who are able to can slowly gain meaning from, while those who feel things within their gut absorb it silently. That's the beauty of art as a source of transferable wisdom, the multilayered structure allows ports for various types ships to dock.
>but they had one critical flaw: they got very very comfortable early in their history due to lucking out with their base-location and pwning niggers, and thus became stagnant.
Eventually any culture that reaches success and its subsequent hubris undermines its own foundation through the distance between the initial realization and the institutionalization. People continually build Towers of Babel. I'm beginning to think it's a necessary fate.
7c3e3b No.16119484
>>16119424
>but not all aryans were pale and blond people like the ones you find in northern europe
I've been saying for a while, that is what I believe. As pointed out in another post >>16082536, on the opposite end of black people going "we wuz" you have white people believing dey wuz too. You can literally find anons on 8ch that believe their nordic ancestors traveled the world and made all the civilizations despite leaving their homeland only a few tiers better than Africa.
30f35d No.16119506
>>16119401
No one believes you because it wasn't true. The whole of the Levant and North Africa was once of the same stock as Scandinavia.
7c3e3b No.16119568
>>16119506
and when they were they weren't a pale blond haired and blue eyed people
3149c6 No.16119675
>>16119484
>You can literally find anons on 8ch that believe their nordic ancestors traveled the world
this is sorta true though. vikings were known to be far-travelers and its pretty much proven they went to north america, north africa and the middle east. if primitive vikings were able to travel that far, one wonders how much the ancient aryans accomplished with their chariots and horses. the claims that vikings founded the mayan and aztec civilizations are a little absurd i will agree, it doesnt make sense that the vikings would have left a massive impact on south american cultures but almost no impact on north american ones when thats the area we know for a fact they attempted to colonize.
>only a few tiers above africa
dark ages scandinavia was light years ahead of modern day africa in literally every way, im not saying that to be funny, study modern africa and ancient scandinavia a little and you will understand how insulting that is to say. at least vikings were never cannibals, or dick-mutilating sodomites.
>>16119448
i remember reading in a book by carl jung , i think it was man and his symbols, that the more primitive artwork gets, the more dreamlike and symbolic it becomes and thus ironically, the more primitive artwork often has much deeper and harder to interpret meanings. he used a comparison of germanic/celtic bracteates and roman coins as an example. roman coins leave nothing to the imagination, while barbarian bracteates are psychedelic and filled with symbolism that will probably never be fully understood again.
>People continually build Towers of Babel. I'm beginning to think it's a necessary fate.
it is, its the punishment of the heavens against cultures who become lax in the eternal and invisible struggle against the powers of darkness and chaos. the egyptians thought they had already won, without realizing they were only a small skirmish in a much larger conflict. arrogance and pride are a sin against oneself, not against God. once you think youre top shit and youve won all the battles, youve already lost the war.
7c3e3b No.16119847
>>16119675
i'll take back my statement if it can be proven that they weren't human sacrificing barbarians that lit people on fire like the germans during the roman times. It was in a BC timeframe in mind that I made that judgement
3a8948 No.16119924
>>16119902
That's actually an interesting way of looking at things. Is the simplification of one's language a form of mentally weakening them?
>>16119484
Don't fucking start the "Solutrean hypothesis is bullshit" memes.
3149c6 No.16119954
>>16119847
>vikings
>BC
okay retard, i think you mean germanic tribes which is the same culture group, but thats sorta like saying bronze age Etruscans are the same as iron age romans.
I never said germanic tribes WEREN'T barbarians, but they were still more advanced than niggers. the absolute most savage heathens in dark ages europe were leagues ahead of niggers.
>human sacrifice
its worth noting that the only human sacrifice practiced by the germanics was basically a ritualistic execution. thieves and murderers were hung upon a tree, while pedophiles, faggots and cowards were drowned in a swamp. i dont care if they were sacrificing faggots to dark heathen gods; the fact they recognized faggots deserved bogging means they werent as barbaric as the romans though.
sometimes they sacrificed innocents, but usually they were willing. its said that at the temple of uppsala they would choose 9 males of every species to sacrifice to the gods, including men, but the men had to either volunteer or be chosen by lots from the noble princes. i still dont approve of such sacrifices, but its much more noble than human sacrifice in other cultures like the canaanites, where they just threw babies into fires, or the aztecs, who picked virgin females for their depraved rituals.
the fact germanics had advanced metallurgy, astronomy and shipbuilding techniques makes them quite a bit more advanced than niggers, that was my point. stop strawmanning like a coward.
pic related, first is germans 4000 years ago with (relatively) advanced astronomical knowledge, actually this is the first known and oldest astrological calendar, which is pretty impressive for "human sacrificing barbarians". second is niggers today, 4000 years later. i remember reading about one african tribe whose initiation ritual for young boys was to get fucked in the ass by an older member of their tribe. they believed semen contained the vital male essence, and thus sodomy was essential for passing on male strength.
3149c6 No.16119984
>>16119902
>I wonder the influence, if any, of language on a people(s).
yes, although i would maybe put it the other way around. languages form from people putting marks and symbols and words onto their surroundings. languages reveal what a certain people believes about the world, how they view certain objects, what they consider to be valuable and even their spiritual views. i dont think theres any proof for this but i always guessed that german uses gendered words because its a holdover from ancient times, when they were animists and thus believed everything had a spirit of some sort. people like that would probably ascribe a gender to just about everything under the sun.
I remember reading that the finns often called the vikings the men in iron shirts. their culture did not have advanced metallurgy, and thus didnt have armor or weapons like the vikings did. they didnt know what armor or chainmail was, so, they just mashed two words of things they did know. to them chainmail was just an iron shirt.
i also remember reading about this chimp experiment where the scientists gave a chimp a pipe to smoke. when the chimp realized there was no tobacco inside, he asked the scientists for "pipe-food". the chimp had seen tobacco before, and understood that it was consumed by the pipe to illicit some unknown effect, but the word for tobacco was unknown to him because the scientists never taught it to him. so instead of using sign language for "tobacco", he invented a new word using words that he already knew. its very interesting and reveals much about how chimps view things
81a772 No.16120115
>>16119924
>Is the simplification of one's language a form of mentally weakening them?
Yes, if you do not have a word for something that exists chances are really good you will never imagine such a thing unless you encounter it. Even after you encounter it conveying it to others requires you to change your words and hope they get it. Of course this has it's limits a people who on average cannot conceive or apply certain concepts will generally never permanently adopt such things into their language once the primary source of those words disappear. People who never even encounter something would never have a word for that either.
Once vital components of a language is lost it won't regain that complexity back but will instead adopt different forms to create a new complexity.
it's a two way street, really.
9f8571 No.16120177
>>16120076
Chinese characters aren't even ideograms, except for a tiny subset of 100 or so which are also radicals (elementary building blocks, the rest of the characters are actually composed of). Most are phonosemantic, which means you have one part representing only the sound and one part as a vague classifier for meaning of the character. The strength of the system is that characters also function as morphemes, not just words, which means you are far more likely to understand words even without previous exposure, and the vocabulary is highly organized, much more so than in English. It's also possible to read a text much faster than with a purely phonetic alphabet.
It doesn't take much more than a couple years to learn 2000 characters unless you have a low IQ and a shitty memory.
Example:
Compare these words: lignify vs 木化
Chances are unless you've studied Latin, you would have absolutely no idea what lignify is supposed to mean. With the Japanese word, it's the opposite, anyone could instantly recognize what it means as it's composed of 2 very basic characters learned very early on, but you may not know exactly how it's supposed to be read.
Mandarin is grammatically more simple than African languages, which are actually somewhat complex. Go watch a video on Wolof and its alien grammar.
word for word
我 去 商店 買 書
me go store buy book
"I will go to the store and buy a book."
"I'm going to the store to buy books."
"I go to the store to buy books."
我 想 去 商店 買 書。
me want go store buy book
"I want to go to the store and buy a book."
The thing is ancient languages tend to be much more complex grammatically than their modern variants. It's as if language is dumbed down to enable communication with a wider variety of people as empires expand. The same trend of linguistic simplification with expansion of empire is evident in Western languages.
e1e15c No.16120202
>>16120177
>The thing is ancient languages tend to be much more complex grammatically than their modern variants.
Only due to lack of vocabulary I assume. I've heard that the oldest languages were like dogs barking, repeating the same noise over and over again to convey simple ideas.
0167db No.16120210
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16119984
>>16120052
Also an interesting watch.
81a772 No.16120246
>>16120177
Mandarin is grammatically more simple than African languages, which are actually somewhat complex.
Modern Mandarin used today dates back to the 50's, everything was simplified and dumbed down including the characters.
3a8948 No.16120247
>>16120115
>rap and the general ghetto mentality is literally ripping apart the foundations of civilization
How do we successfully counter such widespread faggotry?
81a772 No.16120289
>>16120247
Invent a word, try to get that word to spread virally through various mediums. Like I don't know, libitious, a made up counterpart to ambitious to separate positive reasons to achieve power (ambition) from negative reasons (libition). But if you do something like that you gotta be organized with a group and be consistent about it. Or just have fun with word play and make terrible jokes.
9f8571 No.16120308
>>16120246
Simplified characters are used in mainland China, which is just some lazy shit meant to enable them to be written more quickly by hand. See pic related. The upper characters are the simplified variants.
But the language itself has been close to the same grammatically for many many centuries. Other Sinitic languages in places that never really had significant empires retained grammatical complexity, including tense and case, like the Tibetan and Burmese languages.
It's the same as how classical Latin was universally spoken correctly in Rome before the dawn of the empire, but it became dumbed down to vulgar Latin by the masses in the imperial era, and almost completely lost declension. It's obviously a case of dumbing down the language to enable communication with the hordes of foreigners they had to live with as a result of their imperial expansion.
Same thing happened with English after the viking conquest of Northern England, and subsequent Norman conquest of all of England. That is why Anglo-Saxon is so much more complicated grammatically than modern English, even though it had a much smaller vocabulary, and there was virtually nothing of note written in it compared to modern English.
Mandarin (and other modern Chinese languages derived from Middle Chinese for that matter) has no tense or gender. Meanwhile, some Abbo languages have 5 different past tenses, and some African languages have up to 26 noun classes ( similar to genders in Indo-European language).
04eb25 No.16120310
>>16120289
>libitious, a made up counterpart to ambitious to separate positive reasons to achieve power (ambition) from negative reasons (libition)
You mean Argallant
fa4199 No.16120362
Gib back Palmyra you fucking sand monkeys
601969 No.16124489
>>16042131
A Tale in the Desert.
3a8948 No.16124622
>>16124489
>239 replies later some brave soul decides to be a rebel and actually respond to the question asked in the OP
0167db No.16124682
>>16124622
There have been other anons who have responded to OP's question.
>>16042145
>>16042188
>>16043430 (me)
>>16044085
b14e4f No.16125031
>>16120210
The interesting thing is that despite his studies and observations he doesn't actually look down on or degrade blacks at all, the modern liberal listens to this and their first reaction, probably like most people's, is "oh, how inferior, they aren't self conscious".
They're scared of this reaction because they've been taught it's wrong to think that. Much like they've been taught that having self-consciousness makes a being superior.
So because of that initial link of "What I'm thinking is wrong" -> "the person saying this thing that makes me think this is wrong" occurs, any further investigation and understanding is effectively halted. Rational thought is shut down.
The very thought processes which could help understand and build a link between cultures, or some kind of interface between the two cultures are destroyed before they even have a chance to start.
It's an astonishingly effective poison for the mind.
1d215f No.16127658
>>16119924
The solutrean hypotheisis IS bullshit, it's only real evidence is heavily cirumstantial and inconclusive and it'd disputed by far more concluiive genetic findings
>>16119954
>human sacrifice
I've never understood the drama over this, all of europe and the middle east as flooded with religious wars, killings and persecutions. Is murdering a dude to honor your own god really any worse then murdering another dude for worshipping the wrong god?
246aa2 No.16127681
>>16119984
>TFW a fucking chimp knows sign language and you don't
a6b3f8 No.16128164
>>16127681
>tfw when the only difference between a chimp and a negro is vocal cords
99ee99 No.16128296
>>16127658
Solutrean theory is 100% true. Cry more, kike.
c96583 No.16128406
>>16056291
>I bet other gays don't even like this faggot
Im a degenerate faggot, but not such a faggot that I care about fighting games let alone being a poz pig who cares about esport celebrities enough to have an opinion
f87f1d No.16129594
>>16119954
The Dogon tribe in africa has an impressive astronomical knowledge despiete living in stone age conditions. So some nogs can into astronomy, but very few.
3a8948 No.16130094
>>16127658
>>16128296
I understand that obviously you can't just assume something when dealing with the history of man like this, but isn't it reasonable to assume that if there is an ice bridge from Russia to Alaska long after a glacial maximum that there would also be one during the height of the glacial maximum from France to Newfoundland across a nigh-frozen North Atlantic Ocean?
5ab5d9 No.16131184
>>16046223
Who's the artist?
09f1e9 No.16131299
>>16120277
>was supposed to be about maths
Category theory is math though. It's very abstract (but not bullshit) and some mathematicians call it abstract nonsense.
And although I don't know how she managed to include feminism in a math talk (maybe it's a women's only event) her reasoning of "poor white males" being tired of being considered at the same "privilege" level as rich people while actually being way below "rich non-white non-male" isn't wrong.
fd6284 No.16131315
cdd8bb No.16139266
>>16131315
the source is in the post you mongoloid. just search that on sad panda and you'll find it.
cdd8bb No.16150184
Overwatch is shit btw dont play it.
e01cd7 No.16150858
>>16082466
>>16082454
shame we dont have a good /his/ board anymore, you could get banned for saying those things.
a193ea No.16150880
>>16139266
Or Paheal, or Rule34.xxx, or e621, or gelbooru, or…
3a8948 No.16151370
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04eb25 No.16151376
>>16151370
Who are you quoting?
41c90f No.16151396
>>16151376
it's one post above him dummy
d3b0cb No.16151415
>>16151370
>>16151396
kill yourselves /r/milliondollarextreme
aeecc8 No.16151447
>>16151415
kys yourself, /r/4chan
d3b0cb No.16151462
>>16151447
>kys
spotted the cuckchanneler
67a14a No.16153202
>>16150880
e621 is for furfags, anon.
Furries are icky around this parts.
b5a32c No.16157576
>Egyptian/middle eastern vidya
Are you sure you want that, anon?