f87d97 No.16028537
Anyone else playing Chinese Hotline Miami? Feels like a John Woo movie made into a game.
511f2c No.16028564
sounds epic, does it at least have good music?
c776d5 No.16028568
where's the gameplay webms
cdd40c No.16028569
>>16028548
Go fuck yourself you blackpill kike idiot.
f161e1 No.16028596
>Feels like a John Woo movie made into a game
-True Crime Streets of La
-Sleeping Dogs
-Stranglehold
-F.E.A.R
-Max Payne
Let'snot pretend like this is an achievement OP.
Is the gamrplay good?
c3ecac No.16028641
>>16028569
reported; shill elsewhere kiddo
d500ad No.16028681
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16028537
Care to post some gameplay and a magnet?
>>16028596
There's also My Friend Pedro, though I don't know when that's coming out. Unfortunately, the level design doesn't appear to allow for much creativity.
eca95f No.16028694
>>16028537
Where's the fokin gamplay, meyt? Om bloody sick of thi shyte shillin, bruv.
958eab No.16028700
>>16028537
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f161e1 No.16028711
>>16028681
>My Friend Pedro
Eagerly awaiting that one, it looks fun as fuck.
c359a5 No.16028714
Check muh dubs faggots
op is a faggot for making a shitty op
d500ad No.16028726
>>16028711
I am too, but I hope it comes with a level editor.
24a795 No.16028749
>like a John Woo movie made into a game
ed4727 No.16028790
>>16028537
I enjoyed the gay references in the game 10/10
cdd40c No.16029275
>>16028641
Hey blow me, maybe I'm interested in learning more about the game, especially if it's similar to Ruiner.
74c105 No.16029376
>>16028537
>Anyone else playing Chinese Hotline Miami?
That depends OP, do you have a torrent link?
723e50 No.16029430
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>>16028537
Pretty much a surprising game, from a dang Swedecuck at that. Wished the soundtrack was more Hong Kong action-flick, dodge moves are John Woo-ish, gonna try and pirate it, there better be goddamn white doves and a zipline where you swing down and mow triad motherfuckers.
511f2c No.16029457
>play game
>can't kill someone without slow mo or rather it's risky, realize that slow motion is dumb and the true way is to play this game like max payne
>rolling is extremely good, slide kicking all over the place is the way to go, enemies are too dumb to shoot low, can only be killed during the very short endlag of your roll
>enemies can also roll
>there's only 4 weapons in the game with the pistols and smg being dumb, bigger weapons slow your movement down
>unlike hotline miami you can't kick down doors (but you can roll into a door) or melee enemies, it's all about exploiting guns
>music is decent
>no retarded have to walk back to the entrance to get to the next level, only a simple skippable cutscene to endure
So far the game is alright but not revolutionary.
>>16029443
Face/Off :^)
f161e1 No.16029480
>>16029457
It's Hollywood shit bit seems alright
Weakest of the bunch I assume?
Despite your obvious joke it might actually be a good starting point.
9edd81 No.16029498
>>16028537
looks good, but also looks like a casual hotline miami because of the slow-mo and fact that enemies miss like crazy.
19c02a No.16029504
>>16029443
Hard Boiled, The Killer, Hard Target, and Face Off.
f161e1 No.16029507
ff2482 No.16029603
>>16029480
>/film/
Those are serious words so i will try a serious answer even when this is certainly not the board.
His best entry point is probably The Killer, because it has all his strong points just like all his weak points, which are plenty.
Then you have story focused movies and the bullet hell ones; In the former you have A Better Tomorrow and Bullet in the Head, and in the latter Hard Boiled and Hard Target. Face/Off is an anomaly, bizarre at times but otherwise pretty decent, the man i assure you has worse ones than that, Nicolas Cage is worth it alone.
Woo biggest problem is that he's an excellent action choreographer/director but a horrible storyteller and screenplay reader, his best movie is IMHO A Better Tomorrow, which a ripoff from several films, the others are a mishmash of vague ideas and very, very corny dialogue and emotions build around elite firearm operators working as hitmen, triads and/or ex-military. He's like Tarantino but a lot more original and has the decency to credit his advisors, if not downright learning himself to do it.
I haven't seen his early career nor his last film but i read that he was a normal desktop director trying to make cash but sometime around the late 70's he studied film to improve his standings at the Shaw Brothers studios, and somehow made his polished project in the middle of Hong Kong's New Wave era. He was lucky but he didn't lag behind and tried to better himself, his stories are a piece of fluff and crap but they are tolerable due to the good actors he employs at most times. Heroes Shed No Tears is maybe the most famous of his outside his big hits, i would consider that one if you liked all of these, but his crowning point should be the Restaurant shootout in Hard Boiled, extremely essential scene for anyone pretending to like action movies, and it's in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
723e50 No.16029632
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>>16029507
In addition to that, try Appleseed Ex Machina(he produced it and you'll see his film style) and if you want some hardcore shit, also see the Seediq Bale Duology, and A Better Tomorrow 1 and 2, plus play the Stranglehood game.
5a6372 No.16029647
>>16029443
yall chinks like pigs so much but youd never give up on eating dogs
511f2c No.16029652
>>16029480
Even though it's directed by John Woo, the writing of the story is nothing like the rest of his movies due to different hands helping write the script, it's actually a good film despite how comedic the movie gets.
ff2482 No.16029663
>>16029603
>>16029507
And there's a lot of fags and fools who shittalkgoodTarget, but honestly those are simple Van Damme haters aka good taste allergics so ignore those negroes, the movie is basically a condensed Hard Boiled with New Orlean hobos and homeless non-french people. And Henriksen + Vosloo as villains.
It's a damn Woo movie, if anyone dislikes this and loves The Killer they are simply playing dumb.
ff2482 No.16029687
>>16029663
And to finish it, this is The scene that maybe created, definitely established the mysterious dual-wielding hitman as one of the most iconic archetypes in asian action cinema, which would later be copied a lot in late 90's, particularly in America with its most famous example on The Matrix (which was choreographed by Hong Kong directors)
>>16029632
>A Better Tomorrow 2
But that's non-canon :^)
4c3fbb No.16029698
958eab No.16029709
>>16029698
>How about a magnet?
one was already posted
511f2c No.16029754
gameplay webm, i haven't made a webm in quite some time
e590e3 No.16029763
>>16029754
Doesn't look half bad actually. Thanks.
cdd40c No.16029765
>>16029754
that was fucking cool
511f2c No.16029766
>>16029763
>>16029765
Yeah it's a fun game, I didn't use the game's slow motion mostly because rolling around is more fun and makes you almost invincible.
d30c78 No.16029767
>>16029754
Those ragdolls look a bit off but that definitely looks playable.
cdd40c No.16029768
>>16029767
did you play Ruiner? the way the bodies fall reminds me of that.
051cce No.16029772
>>16029754
That's pretty neat. Really needs to take it easy on all the bloom and shit though.
e590e3 No.16029801
>>16029791
You sound like an impotent shill.
9edd81 No.16029811
>>16029791
Hey bioshock poster. Izzat you?
e590e3 No.16029816
>>16029810
Just filter TOR posters. They very rarely have something to contribute.
9edd81 No.16029821
>>16029810
>/v/ hates games meme
Return to leddit plz
>>16029816
>Givem what they want
Nty :^)
ff2482 No.16029840
d34bef No.16029933
>chinese shill thread
Does anyone wish to inform me about Tienamen Square?
2be940 No.16029939
>>16029754
>hotline miami but with a mechanic that makes it impossible to die
What's the point? It's like these niggers didn't play max payne, dodge rolls break the game.
c4fe68 No.16029947
What's with all the faggot chink shills here lately?
13dd70 No.16029949
>>16029933
Those students threw themselves in front of the tanks and bullets, read your party handbook comrade :^)
047b22 No.16029955
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>>16029443
>Jim feeds the children to the pigs, not the pigs to the children
[Pig squealing intensifies]
2a60d1 No.16029980
>>16029504
Wait, Hard Target was made by John Woo? I used to love that movie as a kid. One of Van Damme's better movies.
>>16028537
Got anything to add mate? Hows the gunplay? Is their bullet time? Is the violence over the top and glorified?
c36131 No.16030068
>>16028749
>makes a video game the sequel to his movie
How did he get away with it? he literally did the opposite of what most games are doing now, modern games want to be more like movies with loads of cutscenes but this game is a continuation of a movie yet has so much gameplay, i wish i could find the PC version of stranglehold somewhere
c36131 No.16030070
>>16029754
>modern top down game plays worse than old ass top down flash games
fuck hotline miami for ushering in all these faggots
30b023 No.16030074
>>16029791
It's interesting how it's always this one specific type of person who gets mad about the s word appearing.
a16786 No.16030120
>>16029754
>Invincible when jumping into bullets
The game otherwise looks ok but no thanks. There is clearly no fucking difficulty here.
5270d9 No.16030241
>>16030068
>i wish i could find the PC version of stranglehold somewhere
IGG
c36131 No.16030320
>>16030241
tried it out but dont know how to install it, i tried the setup and it just stuck on some CMD window not displaying any progress even after sitting on it for 2 hours, tried the other 3 extractors and they didnt work, tried the other setup it got the exe but it either closed itself a few minutes after sticking on the splash screen or didnt even pop up at all
also
>IGG
Did you get it working? How?
8a4540 No.16030393
>>16029754
It looks slow. You can walk around the bullets slow.
e50f53 No.16030421
>>16029933
>Does anyone wish to inform me about Tienamen Square?
American backed revolution
Chinese did nothing wrong in putting them down like dogs
cdd40c No.16030429
>>16030421
>communists
>did nothing wrong
>>>/leftypol/
2f4875 No.16030436
>>16029754
All that bloom and blur, all those excessive effects like half the screen lighting up whenever someone fires a weapon, the cluttered level and shit like the bloom lanterns being placed in between the action and the camera, meaning they block your vision. Every faggot developer these days has forgotten what visibility is and why it's important.
94bb00 No.16030550
>Watching The Killer
>Main character is known as "shrimp head."
>Dies at the end and his head turns into a… shrimp head.
Bravo! I still don't know if that was supposed to be comedy or not.
5270d9 No.16030553
>>16030320
Strange, I don't know how to help you there because it's been a few months since I installed it, but I'm pretty sure that for me it just worked, anon. Maybe try disabling your av software?
c36131 No.16030577
>>16030553
>disable your AV software
i dont have any AV software, who the fuck gets viruses nowadays?
399b0c No.16030585
>>16030577
>who the fuck gets viruses nowadays?
Banks, people with money worth stealing, boomers, millenials, nuclear facilities that israel dislikes, companies
72b5e5 No.16030608
>>16029754
Why does the shotgun shoot fireworks?
f87d97 No.16030770
>>16029698
>How about a magnet? How about webms? How about anything you dumbass?
>needing a handhold this badly
back to reddit you go
77a90e No.16030991
>>16028726
>>16028711
Have you played the flash game it's based on? Short but pretty fun.
77a90e No.16031567
>>16031403
The other irony is that it was students complaining that the country was becoming too capitalist.
f87d97 No.16031696
>>16031567
if gooks knew what was good for them we wouldn't have an asia
e14826 No.16033488
Those time slow mechanics seem interesting enough
70d062 No.16033538
>>16030991
Im not clicking that shit bitch
293ef0 No.16033620
>>16028681
>Sub-par animations
>retarded enemies
>that much spinning
What the fuck is this trash
642fd3 No.16033642
>>16030608
Because this shit is based on hong kong action flicks where a single pistol fire makes it look like new years.
f87d97 No.16034115
>>16030608
dragon's breath