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60fed5 No.16013351
>Next character is nicknamed "brave" in filename
>Dimensions of the character discovered through datamining says he has the same proportions as Ness, Lucas and Toon Link
Guess who.
034e57 No.16013357
>>16013351
FINALLY! TEAM UNITE UP!
f6490e No.16013374
Wonderful 101 is a shit game or more like it fucking sours near the end with those shitty 'shmup' sections, fucking bald man. I will never play another fucking game directed by you because you won't just make a fucking real game, your early days with Capcom and Clover Studios was the fucking peak of your skills and as a director, fucking retard faggot
93e75c No.16013404
>>16013351
>>16013356
It can't be them. The names of Wonder Red and Sans don't start with a B.
>While there were three Smash Ultimate character codenames found within the game’s code, only one of them isn’t known. “Packu” is Piranha Plant, “Jack” is Joker, but “Brave” is unknown. Brave could be any kind of character. This hasn’t stopped all sorts of theories on who it might be, however.
(P)iranha Plant's codename was "(P)acku".
(J)oker's codename was "(J)ack".
f6490e No.16013413
93e75c No.16013425
>>16013413
Eh, close enough. So long as it's anyone but Bandana Dee, I'll be cool with it.
1f5c1d No.16013435
>>16013357
This would look so much better without the aliasing. It's the same ingame too.
afced6 No.16013475
>>16013357
I forgot how fucking ugly W101 was, its been so long since I played it.
Jesus christ.
bebc75 No.16013663
Anyone else appreciating the salty genofags crying their eyes out after being baited by vergeban twice? With Brave likely being both Erdricks and a slew of other protagonist ALTs, I'm going to predict the autists will surpass the ridleyfags for absurd dedication.
The difference being Geno is hat goomba tier and Ridley has fans outside of smash retards.
60fed5 No.16013677
>>16013663
If the DLC turns out to be nothing but lame and generic anime sword fuckboys I'm chucking my Switch in a furnace.
60fed5 No.16013795
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WORMY BOY SAKURAI
e98d3c No.16013810
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SD Gao Gai Gar, of course
dae748 No.16013812
>>16013425
The only thing discrediting Bandana Dee is due to the DLC being claimed as franchises not playable yet in smash bros up to this point.
77f1d8 No.16013814
>A-At least the playerbase has stayed consistent for the past three months
bebc75 No.16013831
>>16013677
Nice dubs. DQ protags have magic along with muscle (save the guy from 2), so none of them will be as generic or forced as any of the Martha clones. Erdrick's game introduced a shitload of weapon types as well, so he'll likely alternate through swords, spears, and boomerang s for his A moves. Forward and Up smash will probably use Hela's Hammer.
dd43ca No.16013840
>>16013814
>Look at how much better we are than Sakurai at his own game!
>We'll make our own Smash game! Without Blackjack OR hookers!
>oh wait we're only good at modding something made by people who are actually skilled.
>shit
>Meanwhile, a bunch of people who just like the concept of Smash and aren't autistically waifuing their Wavebirds decide to make a fun game
>It's fun, but really niche
>That suits them just fine, because they didn't pretend to be better than anyone else
dae748 No.16013842
>>16013814
All due to there being no actual Adventure mode, even if it was ported right from Melee, no trophies, and world of light being so fucking souless. I don't even care if it's added later but no fucking adventure mode and no trophies has been the main problem. I have no incentive to get spirits because why the fuck should I?
At least the stages are better this time around and the classic mode is amusing, but that only carries it so far.
dae748 No.16013843
>>16013814
>>16013842
>icons
fuck me I'm a retard
dae748 No.16013847
>>16013351
>Brave
>size of Ness, Lucas, Toon link
SHOW ME YOUR BRAVE HEART
dd43ca No.16013848
>>16013842
>>16013843
You have such a wild hate-boner for Ultimate you thought it was on Steam. That's a new record.
10b2f5 No.16013863
No reposting Smash memes from twitter allowed.
dae748 No.16013874
>>16013848
I was confused at first and then remembered that the game was cracked and yar-har-ed before it was even released so I just figured someone had a chart on it. Didn't click until I posted why I figured Ultimate didn't seem to have staying power that I realized I was retarded.
dd43ca No.16013875
>>16013874
What's even funnier is that chart showing just how totally dead the game made by the greatest melee autists to exist is.
afced6 No.16013925
>>16013875
>>16013840
ICONS was made by the retards who barely did any work on Project M and sabotaged it.
The PM team members actually worth a shit have nothing to do with ICONS and are now working on Smash Bros Legacy or have fucked off entirely and are doing their own things.
dd43ca No.16013945
>>16013925
>Icons fails so hard that assblasted melee autists make up excuses so they don't have to admit that their greater-than-gods perfect idols aren't perfect
afced6 No.16013979
>>16013945
Its not an excuse, its literally what happened mate.
PM was sabotaged from the inside because a couple useless retards wanted to make some quick cash, fucking over all the other members.
I dont think there was a single person who saw ICONS and said "yeah this isnt going to be shit".
7aa1c0 No.16013987
>>16013744
Can nips not into character design or something?
c6b32e No.16013989
>>16013831
Lame. The first person battle screen with 3 other party members attacking in a turn ending with a Mortal Blow (critical hit) is the final smash.
52e502 No.16014178
>>16013351
That would be hype as fuck.
9e5aed No.16014240
>>16013351
I would kill for this
81c66a No.16014254
>>16013404
>Joker's codename was Jack
I thought they were two different characters.
6f4e06 No.16014388
>>16013351
>>16013404
>starting with b
>not in smash
>kid size
its obvious
2676b0 No.16014422
>>16014388
Don't fucking play with my heart like that.
they should make as many assist characters playable as possible. The framework is already there
e362da No.16014948
>>16014814
>tfw we won't get an Adolf Hitler support spirit with Fire/Explosion Attack Up
70dbd3 No.16014971
A brave bear by the name of Banjo.
6337f5 No.16014995
> getting hyped for literal pre-cut DLC
I wish I could hate you fucking faggots to death
2094ad No.16015242
>>16014995
what, it's not like we'll pay money for it.
60fed5 No.16016148
>>16014995
Who said I was hyped? Everything about Ultimate has been a garbage fire so fire.
67f4ff No.16016182
Is ganondorf recovery getting buffed yet? If they want him to lack verticle recovery that's… still retarded but ok, lacking horizontal recovery however is not acceptable in this game. Which is funny because it's almost as if in a previous game he had a way to improve his horizontal recovery, something to do with his down b? No it's nothing I'm sure.
f6490e No.16016186
>>16016182
you use down b to get more horizontal recovery
67f4ff No.16016201
>>16016186
No I mean, maybe it helps at top left of the blast zone on it's own, but there was something else, some other little mechanic, surely I'm not crazy, it existed right? It's not like they would pointlessly remove a helpful recovery mechanic on a weak recovery character in later games would they?
f6490e No.16016212
>>16016201
reverse neutral b? i haven't checked if there's super armor in doing it in the air
67f4ff No.16016217
>>16016212
You could regain your double jump after doing mid air down B in melee
e362da No.16016220
>>16016217
that sounds unintended
67f4ff No.16016233
>>16016220
How the hell would that be unintended? If wave dashing was intended that sure as hell is as well.
93e75c No.16016243
>>16016217
I guess the meleefags win again. Ultimate wasn't the game to dethrone Melee everybody thought it would be. What's the score again?
Melee > Sm4sh > Ultimate > 64 > brawl
f6490e No.16016245
>>16016243
what's wrong with 64? don't like true combos?
67f4ff No.16016256
>>16016243
I'd honestly rate ultimate over sm4sh, even though it is just smash 4.5
e362da No.16016278
>>16016243
>everybody thought it would be.
fucking who honestly, legitimately, actually factually thought ultimate would have better core gameplay than melee?
it's 100% fucking obvious the key reason to play the newer smash installments is for characters and maybe (maybe) stages.
420876 No.16016283
>>16013404
>(P)iranha Plant's codename was "(P)acku".
Not even a code name, just shortened. パックンフラワー is Pakku and Packu is just an odd romanization.
67f4ff No.16016295
>>16016278
You'd be surprised by the caliber of posters around release.
81c66a No.16016297
>>16016289
This brings to mind a very important question: if you could have any one character from a cancelled game be in smash, who it would it be?
420876 No.16016298
>Brave Sir Robin never ever
81c66a No.16016315
>>16016308
Let me clarify. A character that was present only in a cancelled game.
60fed5 No.16016329
>>16016315
>Cancelled game
Amingo was in MVC2 which got released. What are you babbling about?
da7e0a No.16016340
>>16013351
>>Next character is nicknamed "brave" in filename
>>Dimensions of the character discovered through datamining says he has the same proportions as Ness, Lucas and Toon Link
Oh baby
81c66a No.16016401
>>16016329
I don't know what I'm saying anymore. But Amingo had originally been planned as part of a cancelled game, now hadn't he?
93e75c No.16016412
>>16016256
I thought so too at first. But I'm also a wait-and-see kind of guy. Sm4sh has the benefit of already being over. All its DLC characters came out, we know how each fighter relatively ranks, and its metagame had years to develop.
Ultimate was barely released last month. I'll give it another year or two to see how good its metagame ultimately plays out.
>>16016245
64 feels like a diamond in the rough. Everybody liked the crossover concept, but the polish in its execution wasn't quite there yet.
Still a million times better than how trippy and floaty brawl was.
66fe7a No.16016428
>Brave
>franchise not yet represented
>Ness/Lucas-like proportions
ab013e No.16016483
>>16013987
it wasn't that bad, all things considered
06b5d0 No.16016495
>>16016428
>https://twitter.com/bdff_official/status/1082110869352308737?s=21
>Bravely Third supposedly being announced soon
The timing would be perfect.
5608ec No.16016501
>>16016495
I wonder how they are going to top turning injun class into burger slinger.
95c66e No.16016505
>>16016483
Is the one on the right a remake or a sequel?
9c1546 No.16016545
>>16013351
Ringabel when???
420876 No.16016560
ab013e No.16016582
>>16016505
It was a sequel. Tetsuya Nomura just overdesigning shit like usual.
ad064e No.16016610
>>16016201
In Melee doing Ganon or Falcon's down b gives them their second jump back.
It's actually a good mechanic, it gives them horizontal recovery but if done too low it can kill you.
67f4ff No.16016628
c6b32e No.16016749
>>16016495
>>16016428
Press B to Brave and Default. And zero suit Edea when?
91cc98 No.16016809
Square Enix as a company does not deserve any further representation in Smash.
Prove me wrong.
60fed5 No.16016837
>>16016401
Amingo and Ruby Heart were both concept characters that were planned for Darkstalkers but scrapped. Then later revived in MVC2 because someone really liked their designs.
e362da No.16016862
>>16016809
Adam Jensen for Smash
92ee3c No.16016873
>>16016809
>Prove me wrong.
They own Taito who makes the greatest arcade series of all time; Densha de Go.
Smash deserves a Densha de Go rep
acb87c No.16016879
>>16013351
>Dimensions of the character discovered through datamining says he has the same proportions as Ness, Lucas and Toon Link
Sauce nigga? All I've ever heard about Brave is that their stats are similar to Mario.
60fed5 No.16016889
>>16016873
Is that the train driving minigame
11861e No.16017244
>>16013945
Huh? Meleefags made fun of it when it was first revealed and basically said "why would I play this when i can just play melee?" The game had no audience from the very beginning.
60fed5 No.16017249
>>16016545
People like to focus on me being Lipfag to ignore the fact that I have better overall taste in characters than the majority of the assholes here.
9c1546 No.16017264
>>16017249
>"I have better overall taste"
>has shit taste
What did he mean by this?
e75d7c No.16017377
e75d7c No.16017390
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>>16014814
I wanna see Sakurai get BLACKED CAT.COM
19584c No.16017397
>>16017390
I want to ass worship Morgana
e75d7c No.16017411
>>16017397
My ass is a lot like his actually
60fed5 No.16017414
>>16017264
t. swordfag user
19584c No.16017435
>>16017411
Yeah but you aren't a furry shortstack so there's an inherent problem here
bd941f No.16017443
>>16013351
>Confirmed as child sized
>Floaty and slides when they turn
Henshin a go-go, baby!
9e5aed No.16017455
>>16017443
I would be okay with this.
0d1c09 No.16017461
>>16013351
>>16017443
They would probably be evil enough to make Viewtiful and Wonder be echoes of each other.
75a4f6 No.16017504
>>16013351
i'm more concerned when we are even getting another direct
1b590a No.16017514
>tfw young link goes nopan
60fed5 No.16022511
So we have another literal who anime swordgay and a generic Mario enemy. These are what Nintendo thinks are "must-haves", apparently.
90b67d No.16022661
>>16022511
If the anime you're referring to is Joker, he uses a knife and a persona. My guess is that his gameplay will be something like either the persona 4 fighting game, or Jojo's bizzare adventure: Heritage for the future. You can have no fucking clue who he is, and that's fine, but he's unlikely to play like anybody we have in the roster right now. As for the plant, He's an easy joke character. They don't have to animate him as much because he has a simple design and is mostly just a pipe. Also, the inclusion of Plant does not mean the exclusion of any other character.
60fed5 No.16022674
>>16022661
Why a Piranha Plant though?
If you're gonna do a zany gag character a shapeshifting Tetris piece would be way better.
13dd08 No.16022681
>>16017514
>being a faggot is interesting
034e57 No.16022713
>>16022674
Why not a Piranha Plant?
90b67d No.16022722
>>16022674
You don't have to jump through as many hoops. Nintendo owns him, so Sakurai can pretty much add him with no questions asked. Tetris is owned by the Tetris company. Sure Sakurai licensed out a couple of songs from them, but a character is a much bigger ordeal. Also, I really don't think it would've been better. For the novelty, sure, maybe. But the plant seems like he has potential to be an interesting character beyond the joke, with the stretching, helicopter leaves, and spike balls. I can't think of much you could do with Tetris blocks.
8ba78d No.16022731
>>16022713
tetris piece would actually have a better move set.
90b67d No.16022746
>>16022731
I mean sure you can SAY that, but there's no fuckin proof here, and there never will be. The closest you could ever come is by making up your own moveset then telling yourself and everyone else that "Yeah dude, it would be so much cooler, trust me". This is an exercise in futility. They went with the Plant, that's how it is.
7aa1c0 No.16022766
60fed5 No.16022769
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>>16022722
>You don't have to jump through as many hoops. Nintendo owns him, so Sakurai can pretty much add him with no questions asked. Tetris is owned by the Tetris company. Sure Sakurai licensed out a couple of songs from them, but a character is a much bigger ordeal.
Not really. Given the history between Nintendo and the Tetris Company, as well as the fact that Nintendo sponsors the official Classic Tetris World Championships, I'm sure they'd be more amiable and open to it. It's just a simple matter of filling out the necessary contract template and then getting to work.
>I can't think of much you could do with Tetris blocks.
Well, that's kinda your problem, isn't it? Here's a couple of move concepts.
>T-Spin Shuriken
>S/Z Block corkscrew with flame effect
>I block "Tetribeam" (shoots a four-block-tall beam out of itself from top to bottom, resembling the effect that occurs when you get a Tetris in the NES game)
>"Hold" recovery move that basically functions as a teleport - an 8-bit window appears in the air that says "Hold" and the tetris piece falls out of it before landing on the ground, damaging anyone below it
>L-Block and J-Block configuration makes it swing like a hammer or crowbar, causing tremors when it hits the ground
>Final Smash is the Kremlin taking off and then dropping on the stage and exploding
8ba78d No.16022776
>>16022746
I don't care with what they went with, I haven't played a smash game since smash 4 and I never will again. A tetris piece has more possibilities than the piranha plant ever did. Hard drops, rotation, unique gravity mechanics, pentominoes, last second frame-adjustments. The possibilities of its up/L/R/down smashes alone are far more interesting than anything Piranha plant could do.
8ba78d No.16022785
>>16022769
start incorporating things from other tetris games. Tetris plus, tetris with CCS, TGM. All this just makes me want to play Tetris, a far better game than Smash could ever be.
52e502 No.16022786
>>16022713
Because my most wanted character is a fucking mii costume, and I've been wanting them since Brawl.
60fed5 No.16022791
>>16022785
I'm pretty disappointed with Smash Ultimate. I did like Smash 4, but I know it had problems and Ultimate doesn't do a good job of fixing them.
90b67d No.16022805
>>16022769
You're just doing what I said here >>16022746 Your made up moveset isn't any better than what the plant has
>>16022776
"I don't care with what they went with, I haven't played a smash game since smash 4 and I never will again"
Then why do you give a shit at all? You're literally only in this argument because you're autistic about wanting Tetris to achieve some arbitrary status that you get by being in smash. If you don't give a shit about how a character will actually feel when you play them, because you'll never even play them, then why bother arguing about it? Also again the rest of your post just does what I said here >>16022746
90b67d No.16022819
>>16022791
Would you mind elaborating on those problems?
>>16022786
What character? Ashley? Geno?
>>16022785
Just go play Tetris then you stupid fucks. You're just entering a thread filled with things you don;t like then complaining because that thing you don't like doesn't include a cameo from the thing you do like
60fed5 No.16022820
>>16022805
>Your made up moveset isn't any better than what the plant has
Nice goalpost moving.
You said you "couldn't come up with anything" for a Tetris block. I did. The whole point of the Tetris block is to be a zany gag character in the same spirit as the Piranha Plant. The reason it's a better character is because it represents Tetris which is one of the most historic games Nintendo ever had.
60fed5 No.16022839
>>16022819
>Just go play Tetris then you stupid fucks. You're just entering a thread filled with things you don;t like then complaining because that thing you don't like doesn't include a cameo from the thing you do like
Stop being such a fanboy you dipshit. I'm the one who made the thread. Just because I play Smash doesn't absolve it of criticism.
90b67d No.16022851
>>16022820
I said I personally couldn't think of anything interesting, and then I also said that anything you could come up with wouldn't be objectively superior. I'm not moving any goalposts because those two statements are not mutually exclusive. They also don't say or imply that what plant has is objectively superior, merely that plant exists as a character and tetris block does not. Also, >>16022769 here, just because they would probably be able to get the rights to do it, doesn't mean it isn't more work. ALSO also, saying a character would be better because it represents a popular or historically significant franchise is just further proof that you're conflating a characters status with how good they'd be as a character.
60fed5 No.16022864
>>16022851
>ALSO also, saying a character would be better because it represents a popular or historically significant franchise is just further proof that you're conflating a characters status with how good they'd be as a character.
Doesn't matter. That wasn't your original argument. And a character's status is more important than their moveset potential in Smash because moveset potential is ubiquitous. You can create a moveset for literally anything you can think of (as Piranha Plant clearly demonstrates). So it is therefore more important to pick characters with history that increase the variety of the roster and that won't cheapen the value of the game in people's eyes, which generic enemies from the Mario series most certainly do.
90b67d No.16022869
>>16022839
Oh I know. But you're not even saying anything about the game other than "Why did they add this character I don't like instead of this one I DO like", which doesn't really say shit about the game other than that you want it to pander to exactly your tastes
60fed5 No.16022877
>>16022869
>Oh I know. But you're not even saying anything about the game other than "Why did they add this character I don't like instead of this one I DO like", which doesn't really say shit about the game other than that you want it to pander to exactly your tastes
Yeah? So does everyone else.
I merely stated my opinion that I think a Tetris block would be a better gag character than a Piranha Plant.
90b67d No.16022888
>>16022864
You can compound different points into a single argument. You can't disregard one statement that reinforces an argument just because it wasn't brought up at the exact same time as the original statement. While I will give you that moveset potential is somewhat fluid, you're still ignoring why the plant was ever added in the first place. It's an easy to make character, where they don't have to pay any licencing fees, and can get it done in a couple months so they'd have something there a couple months after launch to keep new content rolling. For all we know, Tetris could still get a rep. I still reserve the right to think that it's a stupid fucking idea as much as I like Tetris, but it could still happen. At the end of the day, placing much weight on the plant's inclusion is pointless. There are (at least) four more characters down the line, and the plant was never seen as a "must add" character.
60fed5 No.16022903
>>16022888
All I said was that I think a Tetris block would be better. I have criticism of the game but that statement wasn't one of them. And I'm also pessimistic that all the DLC characters are going to be shit because of the precedent set by Joker and Piranha Plant. I'm not expecting anyone other than anime swordfags or memes.
90b67d No.16022910
>>16022903
Joker has status (Which you've stated is important to you) and will play different, the plant is a one off meme, and Tetris block would be just as much of a dumb meme. If you'd had anything important or intelligent to say, you'd have said it by now
93efb1 No.16022955
>>16022910
>>16022903
>tetris block
>not based Dig Dug.
Y'all have shit taste.
81c66a No.16022969
>>16022955
You ALL have shit taste.
90b67d No.16022995
>>16022955
Im for it.
>>16022969
We should add them both tbh
60fed5 No.16023009
>>16022910
>Tetris block would be just as much of a dumb meme.
Tetris is the best-selling and most famous video game of all time. It would be much more significant than a fucking plant.
>If you'd had anything important or intelligent to say, you'd have said it by now
Words of intelligence are lost on people like you who don't have brains to begin with.
03fd32 No.16023016
Honestly, I'd prefer Tetris Block to fucking Steve
90b67d No.16023018
>>16023009
Okay tetris-fag, whatever you say
03fd32 No.16023021
>>16022819
Ray 01/Ray MK III
90b67d No.16023044
>>16023021
Ah I see. If it means anything, I stand firm on the point that the plant's inclusion doesn't mean anybody else's exclusion. And furthermore, Ray mk1 has a decent chance, especially if you take into account Sakurai saying the smash ballot had a big effect on character choice this time around, and that many mii costumes have already received proper fighters. Another thing that may point towards his inclusion is an exclusion of a Mk01 spirit, while we have both two and three. I don't think spirits are indicative of exclusion necessarily, but it would make sense that they wouldn't make a spirit for a character they knew they wanted to add. We'll see tho. I think he's a wonderful pick
e362da No.16023112
Tetris doesn't need a character. It needs a fucking stage. They're already bloating the list with shitty retro stages anyway.
I also noticed something a little odd about the spirit battles on the board and in adventure. I have almost every spirit now, and I don't think I played a single spirit battle against a Cloud.
I believe I have fought everyone else on the roster as possessed by a spirit, including the fucking Miis, except for Cloud and maybe Toon Link. Combined with the lack of any FF spirits, I don't think Sakurai even wanted to include Cloud.
90b67d No.16023181
>>16023112
I agree, a stage is way better for Tetris. And yeah, everything about Cloud just feels like nobody involved with production, including the character himself, wanted him to be in the game. It's pretty fucking funny if you ask me
e362da No.16023383
>>16023181
It's a bit of a shame. I still like to play as and against Cloud more than Marth, Lucina, Roy, Chrom, Robin, or Corrin.
I think Midgar is a fun stage to play on casually. Only disappointment I have with it is the base form is just fucking battlefield, inbetween hazards making the stage actually interesting. It's like the stage builders were the only Smash crew members who actually gave a fuck, and it has very little to do with Cloud.
8eb916 No.16023399
>>16017514
Go be a faggot who wants to make little boys faggots as well somehwere else
90b67d No.16023412
>>16023383
I dont fully believe what I said. I think the smash team wouldve done Cloud more justice if they could, but square is likely VERY protective of him. My guess is that they're behind it all, and without them, cloud easily wouldve got the same treatment as the Belmonts
c6b894 No.16023747
>>16013351
Today is the 20th anniversary of the release of Super Smash Bros. Can we take the time to appreciate how far this series has gone since '99, instead of arguing about which character should make it into Smash Ultimate?
72e2a7 No.16023758
>>16023747
Yeah tryhards do not understand the pleasures of beating Mario to death with a baseball bat wielding jigglypuff.
e362da No.16024004
There should be an option to send your amiibo fighters online somehow. Like the co-op quickplay, but it's You+YourAmiibo VS Human+TheirAmiibo.
Not that I have any of that amiibo shit since it's just a goofy feature for kids, but I don't think it would hurt anything.
066439 No.16024015
>>16023021
As a fellow Rayfag I can admit that I was equally disappointed, but the costume has given me a chance to play Mii Gunner. They've managed to make the character pretty fun with all the changes so I'm not nearly as salty as I expected to be.
6d264e No.16024034
>>16023747
Smash 64 is still my favorite game in the series. I would legit pay for a port with online/lobbies plus upscalling and some minor texture touch ups
6b2bb2 No.16024046
>>16024034
I'm pretty sure you can already do that with poorly coded N64 emulators
1e636d No.16024151
>raise GSP almost to elite smash levels
>keep getting drunk on the weekends and ruining my ranks
At least I got some good griefing matches in.
b7f2bd No.16024276
Am I the only one who thinks Cloud is one of the most boring characters in smash next to Ike?
Also is being able to do game and watches bucket slide consistently something to be proud of?
10fa5a No.16024277
Do the online players seem faster then normal to anyone or do I just suck against sword wielders as Isabelle?
b6962a No.16024288
>tfw have finally become able to appreciate the miracle of life that is Wario helps that he has his shoulder tackle now
I literally can't think of a single thing in the world that's more satisfying than dealing a deathblow to someone's sword-wielding waifu by ripping beefy ass in her face
b6962a No.16024316
>>16024276
I fucking hate Cloud. I hate playing as him, I hate playing against him, and I hate playing alongside him. Just seeing him in the game makes me weary. Even Corrin isn't as bad.
b7f2bd No.16024327
>>16024316
Hes so annoying to play against, especially if you use someone with a reflector and good air game. At that point, hes a minor nuisance that will stretch the match out unnecessarily due to poor turning. I actually avoided unlocking him to keep him off of my roster so he even be a random pick.
7c69eb No.16024390
>>16013351
God I hope so.
>>16017443
I should play Viewtiful Joe again.
>>16024276
He is pretty much just Ike with a projectile and doesn't even really bring a new franchise to rep in Smash because there is no fucking music.
281758 No.16024407
>>16023747
>how far this series has gone
If anything it's gone backwards in everything but roster size.
bdd990 No.16024531
>>16024276
Yes, it is something to be proud of. Now you can meme the fuck out of projectile spammers online. Godspeed anon
b7f2bd No.16024547
>>16024531
It's pretty great because they cant do shit and I have priority on approach when combined with up special. Judgement is pretty fucking insane because I've taken a stock in the first 15 seconds of a match before by hitting 9s early.
90b67d No.16024622
>>16024547
Good shit anon, I'm proud of you
93efb1 No.16024639
Gonna finally get some decent controllers so me and my friend can Git Gud.
What's the recommended number of characters you should be proficient at as far as tourneys go? Obviously the best answer would be "all of them" but more reasonably, is 4-5 about right?
1e636d No.16025034
>>16024639
>Obviously the best answer would be "all of them"
Not really; it makes more sense to be really good at a few characters than just pretty good at everyone. As for how many, you should honestly focus on a single main if it's your first time going tryhard mode. Completely master that character, then build out by counterpicking: make your next character one that's strong against your main's weaknesses. For example, if you main Ganon, your next character should be someone fast and/or with a good projectile counter (because Ganon sucks against projectile spammers).
2328d3 No.16025359
>>16025034
Aight. Well, the characters I do play with, when taken all together, can largely be taken as "Cancerous."
>Lucario(Tryhard Goku style)
>Kirby(Currently a cancerous spammer, want to get good enough that I can bait players by playing like I'm a cancerous player, then punish the punishments)
>King K. Rool. I really, really like down smash, and the salt it generates.
So… yeah. There's that.
11861e No.16025789
>>16022674
Sakurai says himself he's not a gag character and wasn't added for shock value. He just wanted to add in someone who wasn't "a hero". The real reason for Piranha Plant's inclusion is far simpler and the rationale for his inclusion far more silly.
dd0708 No.16025803
>>16013663
But can the genofag autism surpass the meleefag autism? Am I the only one that still remembers the meleefag post where an anon was going out of their way to compare the validity of melee fox to smash ultimate characters?
>>16013744
Fuck, if only. But highly unlikely.
60fed5 No.16025830
>>16025789
>Sakurai says himself he's not a gag character and wasn't added for shock value. He just wanted to add in someone who wasn't "a hero"
That makes it so much worse.
Fuck you Sakurai you insufferable retard.
b7f2bd No.16025949
>>16025830
You have to admit that piranha plant is much more interesting and creative than bandana dee. All we need next is an ice climbers esque Hammer Bros.
67f4ff No.16025960
>>16025789
So in other words he's out right admitting that he's wasting a character slot just because he wants to. Honestly it wouldn't be a surprise to me that the reason the game is so janky is because of sakurai alone.
9e5aed No.16025961
>>16016560
All of the MCs could be in, since they pretty much share moves. Something like the koopalings
afece6 No.16025965
>>16022746
Pretty sure he's trolling, anon.
03ada0 No.16025968
>>16016243
Melee>Ultimate>64>Sm4sh>PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale>poopoo>Brawl
03ada0 No.16025970
>>16016428
wait this actually makes the most sense
7f994b No.16025976
>>16017249
I'd main the Chief
afced6 No.16026064
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>>16025949
Honestly I am fine with the idea of "minor, irrelevant characters" in Smash, as long as their moveset is cool.
The problem is that they are being included before major, named characters.
Like wheres Porky, or Andross, or how about Wario Land Wario.
Get the important shit in first before you start adding generic minions.
Also how does Smash STILL not have Porky Means Business in it?
41bf66 No.16026077
>>16016297
>a cancelled game
one of the Mario Artist characters
b7f2bd No.16026084
>>16026064
I'm assuming by wario land wario, you mean his moveset is based on his temporary powers like his original games? Something like up b is temporary flight upwards as vampire bat wario and side b is slide across the platform as frozen wario?
9354f2 No.16026095
>>16025960
"I wanted to make this game faster since brawl and sm4sh were made with consideration for new and casual players"
"lol just kidding kidding I added 10 frames of input lag and huge buffering windows to mess up your inputs. Can't have you playing to well"
aeb9fb No.16026243
>>16013814
slap city has more lolis
45fb23 No.16026248
>>16014948
Don't you mean Nyarlathotep
Also this guy just HAS to get in, would be a shame if it's just 4+ more fire emblem characters
c6b34e No.16026276
>>16026256
I've seen videos of people discussing his moveset but all seem so bland they make Cloud feel like a box of wonders.
60fed5 No.16026303
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>>16026276
People are generally creatively bankrupt. I can think of a good moveset for him.
>B: Spartan Laser
If you haven't played Halo this is basically a devastation beam that only fires when it's fully charged up. It won't fire unless fully charged. Once fully charged it becomes a deadly weapon with huge range and you can blow up vehicles with it.
>Side+B: Energy sword lunge
The Energy Sword is a weapon that usually instantly kills the opponent, but if it's a glancing blow it merely drains their shields. Could function like a gross between Ganon's side B grab and Fox's side B illusion.
Down+B: Armor Lock
An armor ability from Halo Reach. While holding the button down, Chief will crouch and receive a shield boost that makes him nearly invincible, but he cannot move while using it. Using this move in Smash would give him infinite armor while it's in use. Upon releasing it or using it for five seconds, he drops the lock and releases an EMP blast which in the original game depleted the enemy's shields (I imagine in Smash it would temporarily make them suffer greater knockback). The longer he charges the stronger and more far-reaching the EMP.
Up+B: Jetpack
Kinda explains itself. Would be cool if he could fire weapons while flying.
There are also plenty of weapons he could use such as needlers (covenant weapons that shoot energy crystals that explode if enough of them land inside their opponent), sticky grenades, plasma rifles, fuel rod guns, the gravity hammer and the SPNKR rocket launcher.
For his Final Smash, he would jump into space and would basically recreate the scene from Halo 2 where he takes the Covenant antimatter bomb and kicks it into one of their capitol ships, except this time he kicks it to the stage and blows everyone up.
c6b32e No.16026313
Anyone try this game with Pro Controller? I try switching between Gamecube and Pro and I find Pro to be fairly comfortable. The only thing that bugs the piss out of me is the lack of an octangular gate. I also got used to the diamond shaped buttons since last Smash I played was 3DS. Didn't bother getting Wii U.
>>16026064
Porky was a boss in Brawl.
>>16016809
Final Fantasy does not deserve representation in Smash if the only licenses allowed is two music tracks from the PlayStation soundtrack, no other trophies, and a shit gimmick stage about grab the materia and win.
Get Dragon Quest instead. Pretty sure Armor Project would offer symphonic arrangements and Famicom tracks and a not shit-gimmick stage. Plus the DS remakes were published by Nintendo in the west.
Cut Final Fantasy. Replace with Dragon Quest.
1347f4 No.16026329
>Smash a game about video game history.
>Mostly games that where on Nintendo machines.
>Mostly NES and SNES ones.
>No fucking Crono.
>But Ness is somehow in.
Fuck this timeline.
93e75c No.16026335
>>16026329
I would've wanted geno in before crono. the Super Mario RPG IP is stuck in limbo unless nintendo & squeenix do another collaboration. which is what smash is
1347f4 No.16026339
>>16026335
>Wants Geno before Crono.
Anon fuck off with that meme pick.
93e75c No.16026342
>>16026339
Reporting you for your shit tastes
60fed5 No.16026345
>>16026339
>Wanting more swordcucks
afced6 No.16026347
>>16026339
I like CT but to be honest I would rather have a weird magic doll thing than ANOTHER anime sword boy.
c6b34e No.16026349
>>16026345
How about this nigger then? He could dissipate the hate for sword-wielders.
afced6 No.16026352
>>16026349
Magus is cool but you know they would never include somebody like him before the MC.
It would be like if Smash 64 had Wolf instead of Fox.
c6b32e No.16026356
>>16026347
I rather have a magical girl that is NOT LIP. Like a true black mage fighter. However the character I want is in a dead Taito IP owned by Square Enix now with a dead studio. Plus the creators left years before the last shit game killed the series.
60fed5 No.16026360
>>16026349
I don't really see a villain getting in before the main character. But can we please disperse with the JRPG guys already, the real fun of Smash is in the outlandish and crazy characters, not in the regular anime humanoids.
I want this vroomy faggot in more than anything right now.
c6b34e No.16026361
>>16026360
This DOES make me wonder, WHO would be Cap. Falcon's villain.
60fed5 No.16026364
>>16026361
Probably Pico or Samurai Goroh. Someone who appeared with him in the first SNES game.
Broke brain says Black Shadow but that guy is honestly pretty lame.
9c1546 No.16026365
>>16026329
>where
>complaining about Ness
There's a special place in hell for your sort.
c6b34e No.16026366
>>16026364
I don't see either of them having the looks of villains to be honest. Deathborn and a redesigned Black Shadow seem like the better choice in my opinion.
b6962a No.16026372
>>16026361
>>16026364
Blood Falcon and Black Shadow are literally the only possible answers since Goroh's an AT. Either one would probably be the biggest no-brainer for an echo fighter second only to Daisy.
60fed5 No.16026375
>>16026365
>Nessfag
Fuck off with your shitty overrated Babby's First JRPG.
9c1546 No.16026379
>>16026375
>he didn't look at my other post
Lel
2094ad No.16026417
>>16026372
>Blood Falcon and Black Shadow
you forgot Deathborn, but the former two a re more likely.
4b6757 No.16026418
>>16026372
Also well Deathborn is an option as well, though GX introduced characters were never treated too well by nintendo; he's also a worse character than black shadow honestly.
>>16026366
Why a redesigned Black Shadow specifically?
7c69eb No.16026474
>>16025789
Sakurai also said Ridley was too big and Xenoblade 2 was released too late he lies
>>16026418
I think all the new GX characters are half owned by Sega.
4b6757 No.16026496
Also forgot to point it out but black shadow works as a falcon clone as much as Ganon does, both of them are never shown relying on their fists.
And both have magic as their main source of attacks. Its really not a "brain dead choice" since Black Shadow is pretty much the only F-Zero character to actually "fight" in series.
>>16026474
Yeah its something to do with sega ownership.
c6b32e No.16026674
>>16026496
Is partial SEGA ownership of GX one of the reasons why we never got a proper sequel to F-Zero?
93efb1 No.16026788
>TFW all I want is pic
>TFW it will never happen because franchise is dead
>TFW it would never happen because doublesoul steps on Kirby's toes
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
7b0c46 No.16026870
>>16017249
>it's that earthwormjimfag again
fuck off already. The only good characters you posted where goemon and rocket knight
7b0c46 No.16026911
Advanced Wars rep
Golden Sun rep
Paper Mario
Dixie as final kong
Banjo Kazooie
Geno
This is all they had to add
e143b1 No.16026939
>>16026911
>Dixie as final kong
You would be wrong.
73a53c No.16026986
>>16026939
What about if we get Swanky Kong as final kong? What would his moveset be?
41bf66 No.16026995
>>16026329
well for starters HAL Labs worked on Earthbound
2094ad No.16027016
>>16026674
>Is partial SEGA ownership of GX one of the reasons why we never got a proper sequel to F-Zero?
Couldn't they just make a sequel based on X instead of GX?
a27a40 No.16027021
>>16026939
No, he belongs in ARMS 2.
7c69eb No.16027028
>>16026674
>>16027016
The reason we never got a proper sequel is because GX absolutely bombed. The GBA version didn't exactly light the world on fire and then they tried the anime/anime tie ins on GBA and they did even worse.
When Nintendo says they can't make a knew one because they don't know what new things they can add to the series to innovate it, they mean they don't know what to do with the series to make it sell.
b6e73f No.16027046
>>16013351
>Next character is nicknamed "Brave"
>Robin is in Smash
>Joker will be in Smash
It's happening you guys!
93efb1 No.16027300
>>16027046
I know, I'm excited too.
de68c8 No.16027526
ROUTINELY EXPECTED AUTISM LIST
Newcomers:
>Excitebiker
>Takamaru
>Dixie Kong
>Ganon (Link to the Past, etc)
>Masked Link (Majora's Mask)
>Tingle
>Paper Mario
>Isaac (Golden Sun)
>Heracross (Proper Gen 2 Rep, Bug/Fighting Type)
>Wario (Wario Land Moveset)
>Eggplant Wizard (Kid Icarus)
>Arvis (Tome User, Fire Emblem)
>Ephraim (Lance User, Fire Emblem)
>Leon (Star Fox, Semi-Clone of Wolf)
Third-Party:
>Banjo-Kazooie
>Battletoads
>Earthworm Jim
>Goemon
>Rayman
>Bubble Bobble
>DoomGuy
>Kunio
>Solaire
>Travis Touchdown
>Jack (Madworld)
Wouldn't Be Opposed To: (Could also be Assists)
>Marx or Dark Matter
>Chorus Kids
>Mach Rider instead of Excitebiker
>Saki Amamiya
>Ray Mk III
>Crash
>Spyro
>Quote (Cave Story)
>Ryu Hayabusa
>Bill Rizer (Contra)
>Loto / Erdrick
>Cecil or Bartz (Final Fantasy)
>Lloyd Irving (Tales Of)
>Dante (Devil May Cry)
>Viewtiful Joe
>Amaterasu (Okami)
>Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
>Kratos
>Master Chief (With Arbiter as an Alt or Echo)
>Gordon Freeman
>Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)
>Steve (Minecraft)
>Sans (Undertale)
Assists:
>Chibi-Robo
>Geno
>Crono (Chrono Trigger)
>Plok!
>Dig Dug
>Klonoa
>Master Higgins (Adventure Island)
>Pyramid Head (Silent Hill)
>Fulgore (Killer Instinct)
>Conker
>Strider Hiryu
>Sophia 3rd (Blaster Master)
>Arthur + Firebrand (Ghosts N' Goblins)
>Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
>Marina (Mischief Makers)
>Glover (Unrealistic/Unlikely)
>Sparkster (Rocket Knight)
Stages: (Aside from Newcomer Stages)
>The Arcades (Frogger, Q-Bert, Space Invaders, etc) (Unlikely)
>Tetris
>Dr. Mario
>Maniac Mansion (Unrealistic/Unlikely)
>StarTropics
>Mole Mania
>Marvelous: Another Treasure Island
>Submerged Castle (Pikmin 2)
>Inside the Dungeon Man (Earthbound)
>Virtual Boy
>Golden Axe
Should be Represented Somehow:
>Harvest Moon
>Advance Wars / Famicom Wars
>Double Dragon
>Final Fight
>Streets of Rage
>NiGHTS
>Jet Set Radio
>Monkey Ball
>Tekken
>Warcraft or Starcraft or Diablo (Unlikely)
If something wasn't included it's because of either-
Low Iconic Status
Too New / Contemporary
Unrealistic / Difficult to Implement (Oddworld, Gex, Guitar Hero, GTA, Disney Properties)
Slightly Obscure
Not Gaming Related
I Forgot
or it's Shit.
I would appreciate any thoughts and feedback, thank you.
6b2bb2 No.16027545
>>16026788
You'll get Onimusha Blade Warriors and be happy with it
de68c8 No.16027656
Possible GTA Representation for Shits N' Giggles, I understand this is extremely unlikely and am not at all realistically advocating for it, just for fun. Tried pulling a Snake and not using very many "bullet" type weapons, many of weapons aren't necessarily from GTA IV either.
Niko (Moveset)
Up + B
>Rocket Launcher Jump
Neutral B
>Molotov
Side + B
>Tear Gas
Down + B
>Flamethrower
Jab
>Punches
Up Tilt
>Baseball Bat
Side Tilt
>Knife
Down Tilt
>Bowling Ball (Travels Along the Ground)
Dash Attack
>Tackle
Up Smash
>Shotgun
Side Smash
>Sledgehammer
Down Smash
>Proximity Mine
Up Air
>Deploy Parachute
Neutral Air
>Golf Club
Forward Air
>Darts
Back Air
>Nightstick
Down Air
>Pool Cue (Meteors)
Final Smash
>Annihilator Helicopter
5ef403 No.16027815
>>16026870
>Earthworm jim is a bad character
EAT DIRT, COCKMUNCHING FAGGOT!
bd941f No.16028410
>>16013351
Just a heads up, Nintendo is doing an indie highlights direct tomorrow. Maybe we'll see an indie rep for smash.
81c66a No.16028421
>>16028410
If we get one then it's either Commander Video or Shantae.
bd941f No.16028442
>>16028421
I was kind of hoping for Cuphead with Mugman as an alternate skin.
53c6c1 No.16028443
>>16027815
Jim as a fighter is not fully using his potential. He would be better off as an item. Like his suit less version shows up and you start whipping mother fuckers with him.
93efb1 No.16028451
>>16027545
>Onimusha Blade Warriors
No. No I won't. Whatever people might say about Current Smash Games, there is a lot of effort into making the characters represent their games through the mechanics, as evidenced by all the moveset crafting people do on here.
Blade Warriors everyone felt too Samey. I want Megaman.EXE because the character would feel like it felt to play those games.
Hell, I'll take .EXE and Star Force as a skin for a third Megaman that's a 3rd entry in the BN line. I'd love to have a new game like that.
9c1425 No.16028464
>>16028421
Shantae's already a spirit so she's outta the ballpark, Shovel Knight's an assist so he's out too.
Don't fucking tell me Sans Undertale is getting the slot. If anyone it has to be either Quote/Curly or CommanderVideo
dd7d62 No.16028478
>>16028464
>already a spirit so she's outta the ballpark
Oh fuck off with this shit
93efb1 No.16028482
>>16028451
Fuck it, I'll tool around with a .EXE style character. It's overly complicated, but here:
Megaman.EXE Moveset:
Gimmick 1: Chipset. Megaman has Super Stale-Move Negation. Repeated use of abilities reduce damage and knockback far more than normal, while doing the opposite, staggering repeated ability use, can result in a slight damage increase(at max 3-5%), but the main focus is to boost the effects of all elemental abilities and Moves.
Gimmick 2: Full Synchro: Interrupting opponent's moves at the right frame can result in the next attack having increased Knockback. Can use the next attack to keep Full Synchro going, but can't stack it.
Neutral B:
>Style Change/Double Soul.
Works similar to the Monado Arts, But changes elemental affinity and minor Hit-box differences on attacks rather than direct damage or knockback increase or decrease.
Elemental affinity Basically does minor damage increase if you use the right element on the right enemy.(Fire on Piranha Plant, Water on Bowser or Charizard, Grass on Pikachu/Pichu), but also makes him vulnerable to a specific element. This element causes .EXE to flinch, and knocks him back into neutral.
Switching which Style/Soul you use resets the Stale Move Negation, however, if you switch back to the same style after it expires, you’re immediately set to the lowest state of stale move negation with ALL of your moves.
Down B:
>Reflect. Forward facing projectile reflect.
Side B:
>Cannon: Basic projectile attack with moderate damage and knockback. Water(Bubbler) element replaces knockback with an extended hitbox behind the target it hits, Electric(Zap Ring) makes it cause 2-4 frame paralysis with lower damage percentage, Fire does a few frames of persistent damage, and Wood causes a short decrease in forward/backward/aerial movement in the target. The effects of each element increase/decrease in potency as Chipset does.
Up B:
>UpprSwrd: Marth Up B, but with an elemental affinity. Based on your style.
Neutral A: Mega Buster, functions similar to OG megaman, but charge shot changes with Style/Soul Change. Fire becomes Flamethrower, Wood becomes Tornado, etc.
Side A: Sword attack, basic sword smash attacks.
Down A: ???
Side Smash: Yo-Yo battle Chip
Can't think of the rest right now.
e362da No.16028484
>>16028421
Commander Video would be gayer than Sans Undertale.
I wouldn't mind Juan from Guacamelee but they already wasted any potential he might have had.
bd941f No.16028493
>>16028464
I never got the whole "spirits can't be fighters" argument. Every single playable fighter not only has a spirit, but also an alternate spirit. Some of which, namely Donkey Kong, have multiple alternate spirits. If they wanted to make an existing spirit into a fighter, all they would have to do is attach a fighter spirit to an already existing spirit.
e362da No.16028498
>>16028484
damn that flag.
I mean it when I say Commander Video is shit.
81c66a No.16028499
>>16028484
>Commander Video would be gayer than Sans Undertale.
Rainbows aren't gay though anon, that's just fag propaganda.
9c1425 No.16028500
>>16028478
>>16028493
Unless it's a misheard meme though part of the Nintendo DLC specifications says that it "should have no representation in Smash." Was this meme just bullshit?
7c69eb No.16028558
>>16028478
>>16028493
On one hand if Nintendo wanted a fighter in, Sakurai isn't going to respond with 'too bad I already put them in as a jpeg'. On the other hand DLC would have entered planning during development and if they planned a DLC character, they wouldn't but them in as a spirit.
>>16028500
If you are talking about the Reggie quote then it was 'characters that have never been in Smash before' which was just him paraphrasing Sakurai when he pointed pointing out that DLC will be new characters and not returning characters like Wolf and Roy for 4.
>>16028410
Even if there was an indie rep in the DLC, I would imagine they would still be announced through a main direct because it is Smash.
e362da No.16028560
>>16028500
It might mean unrepresented by fighters (Fire Emblem, Pokemon), which could mean spirits aren't out of the run just yet. I also would not rule out Mii outfits for the same reason.
Although, I would still rule out Assist Trophies.
aeb9fb No.16028614
>>16028410
no mans sky confirmed
03fd32 No.16028738
>>16016297
The guy from Project Hammer
bb6ea0 No.16028746
>>16028558
>like wolf and Roy in 4
Wolf was never in 4, but you're still correct.
81c66a No.16028755
>>16026077
What about Undodog?
60fed5 No.16029226
>>16028443
I want to blast idiots with home-ing missiles.
60fed5 No.16029228
>>16028493
I don't believe spirits deconfirm anybody, but I don't think anyone who's currently a spirit is likely to happen anyways.
7b0c46 No.16030214
>>16027815
youre the only turbo hipster that wants Earthworm jim as a character
Hed be best as an asssist trophy, and considering hes a dead ip they will obviously not put him in. youre just mentioning in your list to try and look good like a fucking hipster. fuck off.
60fed5 No.16030305
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>>16030214
That's a different anon buddy. Shit, guess you're wrong about there being only one EWJfag.
I want Jim because he's the star of one of my favorite childhood games.
Also
>Literally wants fucking Banjo-Kazooie
>Calls anyone else a hipster
7b0c46 No.16030367
>>16030305
>t-that's another anon! not me! haha there's many of us!
>exact same "who do you want in smash" template image
7c69eb No.16030766
Earthworm Jim is a pretty inoffensive character choice, plus his creator knows that fags burn in hell.
93efb1 No.16030938
If Sans or Waluigi were actually announced for Smash, I would main them just because I know that it would cause insufferable butthurt to everyone who's "Serious" about the game if they got beat by either of those characters.
It'd be the new, worse version of getting beaten by a Bowser Jr with the Wendy skin on.
f9b771 No.16030967
Don't kid your self, we all know who it is.
93efb1 No.16031013
>>16030967
Freeman or Chell have a better chance of making it in. The TF2 team would be an all or nothing deal, if anything, which would result in TF2-mon Trainer cheese, or 9 more characters. Too much.
Chell could be cool.
>Movement cheese with Portal Projectiles
>Teleport your opponent fun.
>Anti-Pineaple tech
>Smash Attack is AOE Moon vortex, basically a giant version of Zelda's attack, but slightly less deadly.
>GLaDOS/Wheatley Stage Hazards.
7c69eb No.16031021
>>16031013
>Wheatley Stage Hazards.
93efb1 No.16031041
>>16031021
Sure. Stage is mostly GLaDOS doing her thing "testing" the combatants, but then Wheatley gets put in control for a bit, and makes the entire testing facility go haywire.
c9e70f No.16031057
>>16031013
Portal was just a flash in the pan that is already forgotten, it aint gonna happen. If short lived fads were able to get in we'd be more likely to get that cat from Yokai Watch or something.
ee60e5 No.16031068
>>16016837
>Ruby and Amingo were supposed to be Darkstalkers
Huh, that makes a lotta sense.
eb1777 No.16031098
>>16031013
Valve reps won’t happen because I don’t believe a single Valve game has been released on a Nintendo console, and also I’m pretty sure no Valve characters have appeared in any game on a Nintendo console.
I understand you guys think the bar is as low as it can go with Cloud and Joker, but it isn’t. I’d argue it’s actually still fairly high.
e143b1 No.16031109
>>16031013
Some time ago I thought of a moveset for her but it's pretty bad :
>Neutral special is a Portal Gun shot, it makes pretty decent damage to enemies (I guess it would also make portals if it touches a wall or something)
>The side special could have Chell grabing a cube or some shit and letting it fall to the floor, where an Aerial Faith Plate would send it forwards
>Down special could be a move where chell grabs a lazer redirecting cube and redirects a lazer or some shit.
>There's a few options for up special, it could be a repulsion gel thingy, a trademark portal momentum thingy or even a excursion funnel thingy!
>Fucking normal attacks would use her legs and maybe some silly portal references
To be honest if we were to get a Portal character I'd like Cave Johnsson to make a playable apperance. He could have combustible lemons, plus a lot of early Aperture fucked up experiments to base his moveset on
93efb1 No.16031119
>>16031057
>>16031098
Well, Character announcements can be just as perscriptive as they are descriptive. A character either makes it into the game because they're so popular, or the game company wins the secret "Character Slot - Switch Port" Auction Nintendo holds, and they announce them concurrently.
Anyway, we're supposed to be getting another Direct soon, right? I've heard it's going to be Today, Tomorrow, the 31st, or next month on the 7th.
e5f763 No.16031127
>>16031109
>Cave Johnson in Smash
That's bullshit. but I want it.
e143b1 No.16031129
>>16031098
Well, Portal characters did appear on LEGO Dimensions in the Wii U, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't count.
93efb1 No.16031140
>>16031127
I'd prefer Saxton Hale myself, but he'd just be better Captain Falcon, better Little Mac, or non-furry Incineroar.
1f5c1d No.16031146
>>16031013
>The TF2 team would be an all or nothing deal, if anything, which would result in TF2-mon Trainer cheese, or 9 more characters.
That's funny, because six of those characters were missing when TF2 got a character in Sonic All Star.
91cc98 No.16031340
>>16031129
Oh, right
Actually, I'm pretty sure that does count. So I suppose Portal characters are in the ballpark but I seriously, seriously doubt Chell as an addition.
93efb1 No.16031548
Anyone use the PowerA Enhanced Wireless controller for Smash? It's $40. Looking through the reviews, the biggest issue seems to be the left joystick is more sensitive than the Pro, meaning that unless you're used to it, you can do a lot of unintentional directional inputs.
e362da No.16031741
>>16027526
NEVER EVER:
>Banjo & Kazooie (Banjo-Kazooie)
ALSO NOT HAPPENING:
>JC Denton and/or Adam Jensen (Deus Ex)
>Heavens Divide added to the MGS tracklist
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT:
>Sam & Max (Sam & Max)
>Raz (Psychonauts)
>Juan (Guacamelee)
>The Kid (Bastion)
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED:
>Jacket (Hotline Miami)
>Not Important (Hatred)
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS:
>a pokemon that isn't a shillmon
>>16030967
Heavy isn't the TF2 Mascot anymore and hasn't been for at least 5 years. If they seriously add a TF2 rep, it'll be Scout (the new mascot) or Soldier (almost became the new mascot, most likely to amuse devs and players alike).
I think nearly every TF2 Class would have a fairly boring moveset that is at least halfway accounted for by an existing character.
60fed5 No.16032035
>>16030367
The anon that called you a cockmunching faggot which you are is a different ID than mine. Nice try shit for brains. Hate to break it to you but not everyone here is a post-2000s retard baby like yourself.
c6b32e No.16032120
>>16031548
It's shit if you're taking about the GameCube replica. No analog triggers which fucks shielding unless you use Z or X. D-pad is nice for 2D games but useless for Smash. No rumble. I ended up using the Pro Controller despite having a GameCube adapter because I need a new controller.
93efb1 No.16032184
>>16032120
No, the other one, modeled after the Pro. It's got extra buttons in the handles that you can map as well, which I will probably use for Dodge.
c6b32e No.16032416
>>16032184
I suggest looking up video reviews of you can find them. Otherwise aside from an over sensitive sick I say get it wired. Wired cuts out battery cost. Just don't expect rumble.
13dd08 No.16032446
>>16032444
To this day I still don't understand why people think citing someone's post count ever would count as an argument
aeb9fb No.16032449
>>16032446
its not but monafag exists solely to make you feel better about yourself so whatever works i guess
9d0dbf No.16032463
>>16031140
>non furry
>that chest hair
2328d3 No.16032538
>>16032416
Already have the money dropped on Rechargeable batteries, so that's no sweat on me. Only thing that might be a deal-breaker is no rumble. Not going Wired because of that 1-frame delay.
2328d3 No.16032577
>Chibi Character Data
>Emphasis on 3rd party games you wouldn't expect.
>This was just posted today:
https://support.hatintime.com/hc/en-us/articles/360008320033-When-will-the-Switch-version-release-
I AM BECOME THE HYPE.
Tell me anons, isn't this the most agreeable choice? isn't this the one character none of us would hate to see in Smash? The one that we'd all argue the least about being in the game?
Hat Kid for Smash my friends, Hat Kid for Smash.
60fed5 No.16032593
>>16032577
Disgusting. She has no chance because to be in Smash, you have to be from a good game.
9c1425 No.16032600
>>16032577
I really, really doubt it. Not only is she far too new of a character, but she isn't anywhere related to Nintendo at all. Cloud and Joker at least SLIGHTLY fit that due to Final Fantasy's roots and SMT's roots being on Nintendo, but not Hat Kid.
Besides, she should be in Slap City
90b67d No.16032603
>>16032593
Every time you post you just further proof yourself to be an enormous tasteless brainless faggot
>>16032600
You right. I would fucking love to see her in slap city
60fed5 No.16032617
>>16032603
>Every time you post you just further proof yourself to be an enormous tasteless brainless faggot
Collectathons are boring shit for people who are literally fucking retarded. I'm sorry ur brane donut wurk so gud anon.
81c66a No.16032620
>>16032617
I dunno anon, Wario World wasn't boring.
90b67d No.16032641
>>16032617
Wow burden-of-proof kun, you sure are a fucking idiot
>>16032446
It's not an argument you're right, but OP is, as always, a massive dick-huffer.
>>16031109
That's some dumb meme shit, but I'd be okay with it. Although realistically the only rep from Valve that would get in is Gordon. Maybe a TF2 character, but I dunno. Valve rep is unlikely in general tho, nobody requested them in the ballot
60fed5 No.16032642
>>16032620
Wasn't really a collectathon, had more of a combat focus.
60fed5 No.16032647
>>16032641
>Wow burden-of-proof kun, you sure are a fucking idiot
Reminder that you are the one who wants funny ebin hat girl from shitty lolsocharmingxD Mario 64 clone.
81c66a No.16032658
>>16032642
A combat-based collectathon is still a collectathon, anon. You just enjoyed it differently than other collecthathons because all the treasures were unique items to look at, which is in fact the true key to making a better collectathon: having each item be different instead of the same fucking thing over and over again.
60fed5 No.16032674
>>16032658
Except the treasures could be completely ignored and were irrelevant to completion of the game. The only thing they unlocked was a Warioware demo.
Also you're assuming that I enjoyed it. I didn't, it was a huge letdown after Wario Land 4.
2328d3 No.16032676
>>16032647
He's not, I was, and in general, every post you make is just… terrible. I mean you've really got no right to speak when every post you made was either arguing for the sake of arguing, pushing for Earthworm Jim of all things, and posting shit about the new character like you're an E-celeb on their twitter account.
81c66a No.16032680
>>16032674
You're forgetting that you still had to collect the rubies to complete the levels, and on a parallel note are also failing to realize Wario Land 4's status as a collectathon as well.
90b67d No.16032681
>>16032647
Reminder that you're unable to form a cohesive opinion and instead rely on rhetoric and half-formed impressions to construct arguments in a feeble attempt to get under the skin of randoms online. And that, when faced with evidence that you've contradicted yourself, you qualify your conflicting statements with flimsy semantic arguments. I never even said I want her in smash you fuckin dunce. I don't think she belongs there beyond maybe a spirit.
60fed5 No.16032707
>>16032681
>Reminder that you're unable to form a cohesive opinion and instead rely on rhetoric and half-formed impressions to construct arguments in a feeble attempt to get under the skin of randoms online.
Reminder that I succeeded in doing so because as has been demonstrated you have the emotional maturity and intellect of a rabid chihuahua. You don't even understand the words coming out of your own mouth, you're just saying words that you think adults say when they're arguing with each other. "Half formed imprssions construct arguments evidence of contradiction clock tower car tire zoom zoom butterscotch". Nothing you say actually makes sense in context because you're an idiot.
>>16032676
>I mean you've really got no right to speak when every post you made was either arguing for the sake of arguing, pushing for Earthworm Jim of all things, and posting shit about the new character like you're an E-celeb on their twitter account.
Griping dipshit is mad that no one wants their stupid nostalgiabait indie loli and cries about "muh eceleb" status as if it's a real argument.
18c235 No.16032729
>>16032681
>>16032707
Will you both fuck off and fuck each other already?
2328d3 No.16032735
>>16032707
>This level of projection
8d3e1d No.16032740
My ideal final fighter pass characters
Rayman
Geno
Banjo
Welkin
90b67d No.16032744
>>16032729
if only…
To get the thread back on track though, what do you say the chances are of 2B getting in? I figure if we're gonna get another square reo it's either Geno, some FF backstreet boy, or her.
c6b32e No.16032750
>>16032744
Not likely at all considering Tomato still doesn't have a Switch port yet.
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>>16032750
Yeah I guess. But Cloud hadn't really appeared in a Nintendo game when they picked him, and it's obvious square wants to push her to some degree, what with the SC6 DLC, so I think it's still within the realm of possibility. Hell, maybe they'd do a dual announcement of 2B in smash and New Automotive switch edition at the same time. Either way, it's plausible enough for me to use as an excuse to dump a few lewds
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>>16032760
Few more for the road
7c69eb No.16032766
>>16032750
Just like Joker. At least 2b wouldn't be announced at the same time as a playstation exclusive deluxe edition of nier.
90b67d No.16032777
>>16032766
P5R isn't a confirmed exclusive. The Crash Team Racing remaster was initially unveiled with only a playstation logo, but it's coming to the switch as well. It would be strange for P5R not to get a switch port, but I imagine they want to hide that that until March
5e9c81 No.16032814
>>16030214
>youre the only turbo hipster that wants Earthworm jim as a character
I came here to call you a faggot.
3a2de1 No.16032818
Ive had this game for 3 weeks and I havent played it since launch. It's not all that great guys, give it up with the speculation. It's going to be anime guy numbers 1 2 3 4 and 5
90b67d No.16032831
>>16032818
You're allowed to not like things
60fed5 No.16032878
>>16032818
>It's not all that great guys, give it up with the speculation. It's going to be anime guy numbers 1 2 3 4 and 5
Your words sting with bitter truth, brother.
de68c8 No.16032945
>>16031741
Oh wow, actual feedback.
Sam & Max are true never ever since they originated from a comic strip.
Juan, The Kid, Jacket, and Not Important are all unlikely considering they're indies. And Raz only has iconic status towards gamers in the cult classic crowd.
As much as I hate to say it, if Deus Ex was represented I want to say it wold be Adam Jensen due to having the most recognizable and stand out design in addition towards selling the series for normalfags. This would change however if the original Deus Ex was remastered for Switch in which I would say JC's chances are more likely.
Banjo-Kazooie is both likely and unlikely and literally depends upon situation.
Heavy would work better as an assist trophy, he would appear and just stand there laughing while firing his gun until he runs out of ammo.
e362da No.16032967
>>16032945
I think Adam Jensen would be more likely because his design is more visually interesting, he was actually on a nintendo console once, he had the starring role in TWO games, and his VA can still do the voice if they want new lines. His arm blades would make for decent smash moves, and his hand could do the spinny neck-break thing as a backward throw (but instead just twirl his victim rather than break their neck).
However, Denton's smash attacks could involve a telescopic baton and one of his specials could include that little drone he can summon via nanites. Also, prod with the prod. I'm not sure if his VA can still do the voice, or if he's even alive.
Juan is also additionally unlikely since he's already a character in some other indie smash-like called Brawlout.
60fed5 No.16033006
>>16032945
>Sam & Max are true never ever since they originated from a comic strip.
So, Goku aside, what non-VG characters would be cool in Smash, if we were to let go of the idea that it needs to be VG only?
Personally my top three picks would be Optimus Prime, TMNT, and pic related..
e8b6a4 No.16033041
In other news, the beta mupen64plus_next core with dynarec was recently released on the Retroarch libnx nightlies, finally bringing the only Smash game worth playing up to playable speeds on the Switch. Netplay would be highly anticipated once the emulator reaches full speed consistently. The regular 30-second video capture that comes standard with the Switch for most games currently does not have audio for this, though.
It usually only slows down on "GO" and "GAME SET".
Hey, it's a Smash containment thread, so anything should go, right? :^)
bd941f No.16033086
>>16033041
>Being about to play Smash 64 online on a free homebrew p2p connection from the comfort of my bed
Once again, piracy and homebrew to the rescue.
93efb1 No.16034034
>>16033006
>tfw ywn beat the honey out of pooh bear using Calving and Hobbes in Smash
7b0c46 No.16034040
>>16032577
>wanting commie devs' character in smash
7b0c46 No.16034156
>>16027526
>Excitebiker
assist trophy tier
>Takamaru
eh
>Dixie Kong
yes
>Ganon
boss tier
>Masked Link
would be good
>Tingle
meme tier. could be ok
>Paper Mario
would be good
>Isaac
would be good
>Heracross
<wanting more pokeshit
>Wario
Only if he replaces current wario with wario land redesign
>eggplant
no
>arvis
No, we have Robin
>Ephraim
<wanting more fire emblem
>Leon
<wanting more spacies, or clones for the matter
Third Party
>Banjo-Kazooie
would be good
>Battletoads
would be good
>Earthwrom Jim
never ever, but would be good
>Goemon
would be cool
>Rayman
fuck ubisoft. no thanks
>bubble Bobble
good retro choice
>doomguy
never ever
>Kunio
would be good
>solaire
rather have ashen one for weapon variety
>Travis touchdown
<wanting suda "style over substance" 51 on anything
>Jack
no
Wouldn't be opposed
>Marx
yes
>chorus kids
yes
>mach rider instead of excitebiker
only if shes an 80s anime female
>saki
yes
>ray
yes
>crash
sure, why not. flash 2 made him interesting
>spyro
eh
>quote
yes
>ryu hayabusa
yes
>contra characters
theyd be a gimmick like the belmont except with guns
>Erdrick
yes
>cecil or bartz
Barts would be great with different jobs
>lloyd irving
yes. would be good
>dante
yes
>viewtiful joe
yes
>amaterasu
not gonna happen
>Scorpion
fuck MK
>Kratos
Fuck sony and fuck santa monica studios
>Master chief
no
>gordon freeman
anon please
>leon kennedy
no
>steve
anon youre going full retard
>sans
asssit trophy tier. Frisk has more chances
c6b32e No.16034539
>>16032766
SMT has its roots in Super Famicom with the original. Persona is a spin-off of SMT. Joker may have not been likely but the SMT connection with Nintendo is there. Especially with Persona Q2 including Joker. That said Drakengaurd is the only Nier connected game series to be on Nintendo as far as I know of. Unless we get a Nier Gestalt and Nier Automata collection for the Switch I can't see 2booty in this edition of Smash Bros. Plus she's in Soul Calubur 6 already. Square Enix might see this as Nintendo preying on a license Bamco already has. I'm not saying 2booty cannot happen, but the odds are against her.
Also the game is rated Cero A and E10. So 2booty will be censored. You don't want censored 2booty do you?
e362da No.16034581
>>16034539
>2booty will be censored.
Bayonetta is in and still takes her clothes off, makes innuendo, and juts her ass at the camera any opportunity she gets. ZSS got a breast reduction but wears tight shorts and shows off her abs
66fe7a No.16034599
>>16032967
>Brawlout
I swear, I've heard more good stuff about fucking Icons than about that one. It looks like it plays pretty clunky, too. But somehow they still get decent third-party indie characters in it. At least Rivals of Aether got Shovel Knight
034e57 No.16034605
>>16034589
Mazinger Z for Smash.
7c69eb No.16035144
>>16034539
>Joker is a SMT rep
He is a shitty flavour of the month rep put in by suits because they are stupid enough to believe persona fanboys will buy a switch and Smash instead of just waiting for the Persona 5 dancing game. I don't even care about SMT and I am fed up of people saying this.
91cc98 No.16035156
>>16035144
>they are stupid enough to believe persona fanboys will buy a switch and Smash
This isn't Minecraft. You're underestimating how many Nintenyearolds bought a PS4 just for Persona 5.
7c69eb No.16035161
>>16035156
What? What has Minecraft got to do with this? Why would nintendo fanboys buy a PS4?
91cc98 No.16035165
>>16035161
I make the comparison because I don't think Steve getting into Smash will cause millions of little kids who play Minecraft to immediately buy a Switch and Smash just to play as it. (I say it because Steve isn't actually a real character)
I've seen polls. The number 1 most requested third party franchise people want on Switch is Persona. Look it up. Nintendo fanboys fucking go nuts for it. As they should since Persona's a Megaten spinoff, and Megaten has roots on Nintendo consoles, but I digress.
03fd32 No.16035722
Rate my DLC + DLC Echo roster
81c66a No.16035739
>>16035722
>Slippy as a Fox echo
>Peppy as a Falco echo
I don't think this works. Also Cuckstal should not be in anything.
3a2de1 No.16035745
>>16035722
>no goku
DROPPED
420876 No.16035821
>>16026313
Black Mage would have been a better FF rep than Cloud.
>iconic
>appeared in multiple games with standard appearance
>playable in 1, 3, 5, 9, 11, 14 and most spinoffs
>associated with Nintendo console
>good music
e362da No.16035850
>>16035722
Out of all those unnecessary echo/clone choices you forgot Naked Snake.
3/10. It looks like a joke roster, but you didn't commit well enough.
Can someone explain Karate Joe to me and why anyone would care about what I assume is a one-off rhythm game "character" that maybe punched a box once? I remember him showing up a lot in character begging in the past, but didn't care at the time.
60fed5 No.16035914
>>16035722
>Waluigi
>Karate Joe
>Krystal
Meme tier, but all the rest aren't bad
7c69eb No.16035943
>>16035722
I'm surprised Medusa didn't get in as an echo. Maybe Sakurai completely missed the point of all the people complaining about Dark Pit.
7b0c46 No.16036002
>>16035722
sukapon is a meme
mach rider needs to be 80s anime girl
chorus kids have more potential than karate joe
sakurai stated no echoes so make ribbon girl and other fighters just alt colors of spring man kind of like bowser jr or red/leaf or olimar/alph
otherwise a very safe pick
Shadow deserves to be its own fighter and not an echo. same with dixie.
de68c8 No.16036071
>>16033006
>what non-vg characters would be cool in Smash
Aside from the ones you've listed-
Geralt, he was in Soul Caliber and his game is arguably more famous than the novels.
Mickey Mouse, he was a big star during the 16-bit era and could have an interesting moveset considering the different types of games he's been in.
Spongebob, he practically has a moveset if you consider what all he can do between Battle for Bikini Bottom and the Movie game.
Batman, Arkham Asylum was ported to Wii U at one point, he's also had a variety of games between the NES and SNES.
Luke Skywalker, Super Star Wars is an easily recommended Super Nintendo game.
Geralt might be the most likely as far as non-vg characters go.
81c66a No.16036118
>>16036114
But anon, what will his moveset be?
60fed5 No.16036123
>>16036114
Good shit.
Wouldn't mind Heavy as he is my main in TF2.
3a2de1 No.16036130
>>16036114
The only nintendo-relevant valve character I can think of is none of them. But the most recognizable one to the gaymen community is probably a Tf2 character.
c76ca5 No.16036131
>>16016297
Not a cancelled game, but a long dead one
e362da No.16036133
>>16036114
i like it. could use a little more work to make it more convincing.
aeb9fb No.16036137
>>16036114
8 megabytes of SANDVICH
8d3e1d No.16036139
>>16036133
https://twitter.com/Legoformer1000/status/1088482796509761537
I didn't make you dumb nigger
HAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT YOU ACTUALLY I MADE IT!!!!! PRANK OF THE FUCKING YEAR!
9c1546 No.16036145
>>16036130
>tfw you will never play as Engineer in Smash
Dammit fellas.
e362da No.16036149
>>16036139
>I didn't make you dumb nigger
of course you didn't. it was-
<HAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT YOU ACTUALLY I MADE IT!!!!!
fuck he got me
8d3e1d No.16036152
>>16036149
why do i always forget important words?
e345e8 No.16036188
>playing Pichu
>having a shitload of fun and much stronger compared to melee
Sadly I can't say for the same for Mr.Game & Watch. Was my favorite since melee and now compared to smash 4 he feels fucking terrible. Maybe I am not use to his new animations and moves.
81c66a No.16036197
>>16036188
I dunno anon, his bomb is really fun.
5e9c81 No.16036221
>>16035722
>Shadud and not K.T.C
I'm kinda ok with this.
<Snake, but no Venom
<NuDoomguy
What the fuck are you doing?
60fed5 No.16036243
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>>16036188
Why the hell did they make Pichu strong
Why did they give him a down air spike that's as strong as Ganondorf's
Why does his forward tilt kill
c6b32e No.16036302
>>16036243
Because he's a max IV bred Pichu born from Melee Picku, which evolved into Brawl/Sm4sh Pikachu and Pikachu-libre.
e5cfe5 No.16036384
>>16036114
His final smash is just his taunt kill, near impossible to land, but rings out at 0%
60fed5 No.16036404
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16036384
His final smash is obviously POOSHING TINY CART onto the stage.
8d3e1d No.16036453
>>16036384
tf2 final smashes (based on Ulitmate's rules for final smashes)
scout: bat taunt kill
soldier: come here cupcake
pyro: phlog
demo: all 8 stickies suddenly appear around him (normally he can only use 1 for balance) and he goes "KABOOOOOM" as they blow up
heavy: POW! HAHA!
engie: level 3 sentry
medic: spawns heavy that he ubers
sniper: machina
spy: diamondback
2676b0 No.16036515
>play Melee at a friend's house like 15 years ago
>never owned a home console, know nothing about any of this
>pretty fun game, doing random stages
>suddenly Big Blue
>everyone starts whining saying how awful this will be
>we're on a space ship? Okay.
>wait we need to move?
>WAIT, THE CARS MOVE TOO?
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME
>the track doesn't kill you, but if you don't jump immediately THE SCREEN ADVANCES TOO FAST AND YOU DIE
>I LOVE THIS
>didn't play smash 4, don't know if Big Blue was in it
>new friend gets Ultimate
>choose random stage
>HELL YES BIG BLUE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS IN THIS GAME
>playing, near front of screen
>go to drop onto the road and jump up to reposition at the back of the line
>car hits me. I take damage and pop up in the air
>the car hit me.
>The cars are material objects, and they push you back on to the stage.
You ever feel a moment of surprised joy immediately followed by absolutely crushing disappointment? Because that honestly ruined my night.
274022 No.16036550
>>16036515
I feel the same way anon. Great bay is the same, you swim in the water instead of falling. It ruins the stage for me. I haven't felt so disappointed in a long time.
a5aa57 No.16036553
>>16036453
>sniper: machina
>spy: diamondback
>having non-stock weapons in the final smashes
2676b0 No.16036596
>>16036550
>you swim in the water instead of falling
I hate it. Is there ANY stage that is improved by the existence of swimming?
5e9c81 No.16036610
>>16036515
If it makes you feel better, the train in spirit tracks kill you. Touching the ground drags you into the blast zone, also.I think boats kill you too.
aeb9fb No.16036625
>>16036596
id say its iconic to tetras ship and it would feel wrong without it, but whats really silly here is to add it to a stage that didnt used to have it. people might say its silly if you didnt swim but its not like every level with water has you interact with it. and ive never heard anyone complain asking why you cant swim on hanenbow or balloon fight
5e9c81 No.16036639
>>16036625
>why you cant swim on hanenbow or balloon fight
Not swimming in balloon fight is consistent with the game, so is being eaten by the fish.
60fed5 No.16036685
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>>16036515
Sounds like a severe flare up of the 'tism.
3a2de1 No.16036691
>>16036515
>>16036550
>>16036596
>those hundreds of nights playing Melee with friends between 2001-2010
>those same experience will never come back
I know it's a boomer meme, but childhood experiences with vidya trump the ones I have now
03fd32 No.16039075
>>16024015
Yeah, I feel the same way. Although it would be better to have the actual character in the game.
c6b32e No.16043641
>>16039075
I ended up making Poppi QT/Hana JK into a Mii Gunner with the maid outfit. She was bombs, fire pillar, and absorb energy projectiles. Gun arm was as close as to boom arms I'm going to get.