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File: 2aac5d1a306805f⋯.png (121.88 KB, 816x352, 51:22, travis_metacritic.png)

fc5f24  No.16003623

why are people so mad suddenly? haven't they played older suda51 games?

adc413  No.16003645

>Critics

Game Journalists reduce the scores of games because they don't like the individual stories of LGBT characters, what the fuck do you expect?


64658a  No.16003670

File: 6198936c4061aee⋯.jpg (28.42 KB, 224x260, 56:65, hope.jpg)

>>16003623

Okay I am looking forward to this now, Journalists always give low scores because of petty reasons and politics.


bfcd51  No.16003684

>why does this mini-game collection have mediocre reception?


1d9783  No.16003695

>giving a shit about memecritic numbers

Cattle


99f765  No.16003712

Defending a hack like Suda from games journalism has to be some kind of purgatory, nobody wins here


ccdc8a  No.16003744

>>16003684

This. It isn't even like the other 2 NMH games, so no wonder people are mad.


564251  No.16003772

The low scores actually make me want it MORE, Didn't killer 7 get like, 73, 74 on release?

Either way, Suda games tend to review all over the place.


e5fb02  No.16003815

>>16003695

No, you should care. Low score from journalists can mean it's actually pretty good.


261d96  No.16003848

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File: 450aaab14ab57d6⋯.jpg (250.46 KB, 900x484, 225:121, 450aaab14ab57d61dc08567cb4….jpg)

travis thread?


bf8e33  No.16003866

>71 is a low score

Why do people do this? It's fucking retarded. It's like they think everything below 80 is trash and anything mildly good and up is a straight 100. Wouldn't a negative score be below 50? It makes no sense.


64658a  No.16003884

>>16003866

That's just the natural progression of using any system higher then 4-5 maximum points, metacritic is also used as a measuring stick for dick wagging while executives ignore the user score. Metacritic doesn't even have a decent enough impact on sales to justify it but SJWs and their ilk use those scores for gatekeeping.


7b9da8  No.16003886

>>16003815

Broken clocks, nigger.


58c94c  No.16003906

>>16003866

I wish this was satire, but there's a thread on reddit right now with faggots trying to rationalize 70 being "Absolute trash" by saying "Review scores have been getting higher" throughout the years, though this is a weird one, This game specifically has been making people very fucking angry, but some of the reviews I read were by people who thought "Killer is dead" was a sexist game. I think a lot of folks are just upset because NMH was their first (and only) foray into Suda's games, and they're not getting their NMH 3. Honestly, I was kinda put off by the first trailer 8 months ago, but the more I watch about the game, the more optimistic I am about it. Buddy got an early copy and he's having a blast.


6295dd  No.16003919

>>16003848

>travis

not this shit again.


c49ea1  No.16003959

File: 4c450ce54f564cb⋯.jpg (206.35 KB, 752x823, 752:823, WoMatt.jpg)

>tfw you avoid your wife whos getting real pissy because your stream/youtube channel isn't doing as well as apt or woolies so you try to hide from your future alimony vampire in the new release in your hipster favourite series but its shit.


e5c035  No.16003967

>>16003866

Your scoring is what most reviews should be using but a lot use the American grading system for scoring. Then the aggregate site has to mash those differing scoring views and "weight" them to get some standard, however that process may be since I don't think they reveal that. Also, journos can't be trusted with scoring fairly anyway since they dock points for silly things that might offend them on that day. They don't care if someones paycheck is on the line because of a metacritic score since they try to play both sides of the fence as arbiter and clickbait of what is good or bad games that they severely lack how to play even given how long they've been in the industry. It's like the cosmic joke god played to give power to people who don't even have the qualifications to review what they play.


1d9783  No.16003978

File: 4cd90dddddbcf08⋯.png (956.03 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20190115-022300.png)

File: b4e4ceb66d17f17⋯.jpeg (132.24 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, serveimage (36).jpeg)

>>16003815

I'd rather choose a game because the boxart or the name of it made me interested on it instead of numbers. You should try that, I found a lot of neat shit that way


f1f9e1  No.16003989

>>16003623

hopefully someone dumps an XCI or NSP as the game comes out


e056a2  No.16003996

>>16003623

>Metacritic

No

>haven't they played older suda51 games?

I did.How the fuck is Travis Strikes Again anything like his older games?Oh, you mean post Killer 7 games?

Suda older games weren't normalfag tier.They started being normalfag tier around Killer7, by the time of NMH they were pretty much seen as "le trippy action games".I don't think Suda even does much in Grasshopper when developing new games, Let it Die was the child of Hideyuki Shin not Suda, add to that how much Grasshopper changed since it's fundation and you can see a clearer picture.

In short, Suda's seems to be past his prime and his games after K7 seem to be much more shallow.Expecting another Moonlight Syndrome,Silver Case or Flower, Sun and Rain is out of the question.Normalfags shitting on FSR because "Many puzzles, where is fun action, i don't like read :(" is different from "The action and the minigames suck".

That said, i will end up playing this(even though it feels like a collection of NMH3 minigames instead of an actual game) but i am not expecting that much from Suda, i do expect good things from other people at GM.


7b9da8  No.16004001

File: be51261135cd8a4⋯.png (39.03 KB, 307x293, 307:293, shrug.png)

>>16003959

>mfw I don't know what any of this means


c7a50e  No.16004002

what the fuck this games coming out already?

fucking goddamnit i love no more heroes but i dont own a switch

just give me pc ports of 1&2 and i'll be a happy camper


f1f9e1  No.16004003

>>16003996

You could have just said suda51/grasshopper's games are shit because of Sine Mora


fc5f24  No.16004008

File: 50135172365c35f⋯.jpg (104.37 KB, 950x950, 1:1, smug_wesker_having_some_co….jpg)

>>16003978

>Contact

damn, time flies

what's the other game, anon?


c2148e  No.16004017

>>16003712

the jews always win


396290  No.16004021

File: 7388ee91e35e096⋯.png (538.86 KB, 1290x726, 215:121, travisis.png)

>>16003623

>Travis


261d96  No.16004032

File: 522d3a89868561e⋯.png (820.35 KB, 1106x738, 553:369, 522d3a89868561edb857597628….png)

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>>16003919

every day until you like it

>>16004021

yes and he strikes again


1d9783  No.16004069

File: 176f7d6ea14a958⋯.jpeg (24.21 KB, 480x360, 4:3, serveimage (43).jpeg)

File: 056bae33d98e949⋯.jpeg (117.74 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, serveimage (44).jpeg)

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File: 7c635afd446f9a5⋯.jpg (122.2 KB, 883x960, 883:960, 15284175_10209827596578910….jpg)

>>16004008

It's called Kiss: Psycho Circus: The Nightmare Child. Apparently Kiss has even a comic series, which the game is based on. It still baffles me how they can milk the Kiss brand so hard over all those years, but at least the game is fun.

Seriously how does a band make so much retarded branding? A comic book series of a band?


ee4582  No.16004105

>a stylish 7 out of 10 game

That's everything by Suda 51


f1f9e1  No.16004131

>>16004069

Kiss collaborated with Scooby Doo.


ec550d  No.16004354

>>16003866

Because people are more apt to use a rubric most people are familiar with, that being school grading. Rather than 50% being outright middling, instead "average" gets bumped to the 70s or so (where a "C" would fall, and anything below that failing to varying degrees. And, people naturally tend to not want to even put their money towards just "average" which means it's mostly 80+ that get considered good or even great. It's an issue on both the general consumer and media outlet ends.


99f765  No.16004377

>>16004069

Kiss are RL action figures with some music slapped on, they wrote the book on toyetic before anyone knew what it means


f51b99  No.16004393

We're all in agreement that Lollipop Chainsaw is the worst Suda game, correct?


58c94c  No.16004419

File: 23bcd41566a4bfb⋯.gif (358.18 KB, 400x400, 1:1, dong.gif)

>>16004393

Yeah

it also helps that normalfags seem to really like it

I also went to a party with Jessica Nigiri at the height of her popularity, and it was around the time she got big doing the Chainsaw cosplay

she looked like absolute shit, she wore more makeup than a fucking clown, and I think she was only 24 at the time

Her boyfriend (at the time) was nice though, we talked about insurance, poor guy, I hope he went somewhere better


1971f9  No.16004429

I had a question about XCI vs NSP. I've had problems with several bits of DLC like Fire Emblem Warriors and Blazblue Cross. As Travis Strikes Again will have a season pass, I was wondering if anyone had any success with converting an NSP to XCI, then recoverting it to NSP with your own console's keys? Does that allow DLC to work?


f51b99  No.16004432

>>16004419

>calls Lollipop Chainsaw fans normalfags

>admits to going to parties

Oh the irony.


58c94c  No.16004456

>>16004432

But anon it was my roommates place and my room was being renovated after the fucker went through my wall I had no choice, I HAD to attend.


58c94c  No.16004478

>>16004429

The Keys.dat files are completely arbitrary, you can use any dump, and some programs will just download a generic one, it's mainly for consistency and another step to keep your ass from getting banned (but you should be in perma-airplane mode anyway)

But newer NSPs are getting tricky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FK_JSQc7kE

this is a pretty good video tho'


f51b99  No.16004494

>>16004456

Yeah, and I'm sure you just had to engage in small talk with a complete stranger using adequate social skills…

Fucking normalfag.


1971f9  No.16004498

>>16004478

See that's what I had initially thought, but Fire Emblem Warriors and Blazblu Cross, two games with use those 120 kb DLC unlocker type DLCs, simply do not work.

Thanks for the updated information too.


58c94c  No.16004501

>>16004494

At least I learned that women are all clowns, and what to do to properly insure your shit though.

Taking pictures of your shit is usually enough for a claim, receipts aren't required, but are good to have just in case


58c94c  No.16004504

>>16004498

You do have to use the same keys though, for the DLC, and you have to do it in the order of game -> dlc, I had to reinstall gearclub like five times because I kept fucking up the order, and didn't rename the files.


1971f9  No.16004509

>>16004504

There we go, thanks. Exactly what I meant and was thinking of doing. Glad to hear it works in your case, crossing my fingers for me.


380061  No.16004511

>journalists

>people

Retard users scores more accurately represent people

Journos are parasites and suda51 is unafraid to push the envelope in regards to uncomfortable content so they don't like him


ee4582  No.16004532

>>16004393

Dunno. Never played it. Wasn't that more of a James Gunn game anyway?


64658a  No.16004562

>>16004069

KISS was huge m8, anyone that big can expect tons of merch.


f1f9e1  No.16004574

>>16004478

>using 4NXCI

just use zerotwoxci


8bf46e  No.16004582

>>16004494

wait, do you guys not go to parties?


c2148e  No.16004583

File: 2e2230fdcf08650⋯.jpg (24.5 KB, 600x604, 150:151, 1537972368643.jpg)


8bf46e  No.16004592

>>16004583

please don't tell me no one here didn't get drunk on new years


c2148e  No.16004601

>>16004592

you don't need to go to parties to get drunk


380061  No.16004609

>>16004601

Yeah, but then you're just a sad drunk


8bf46e  No.16004610

>>16004601

no, but getting drunk with strangers that have turned into friends is the best


c2148e  No.16004620

File: 945443c6f5db8a9⋯.jpg (53.11 KB, 660x716, 165:179, 1528795199753.jpg)


f26bec  No.16004633

>>16003959

Matt should've stopped being a wetblanket cunt.


ee4582  No.16004636

>>16004582

I went to birthday parties when I was a kid.


ee4582  No.16004639

>>16004592

I played SNES roms with my dad.


8bcdc7  No.16004650

File: 1cd80e5257b2d59⋯.jpg (29.83 KB, 196x350, 14:25, Phantom_of_the_Park.jpg)

>>16004069

Don't forget the movie(s)


f020d3  No.16004657

>>16004432

>>16004456

You are a normalfag if you don't

>weigh over 300 pounds,

>have 50 piss and shit bottles

>mentally break down at the sight of another human being

>unconditionally accept that anything from Japan is far superior to anything from outside Japan

t. a poster from /r9k/ or wizardchan, clearly the voice of objective truth on /v/


8bcdc7  No.16004661

>>16004657

Can you fuck off back to reddit please?


8bf46e  No.16004662

>>16004657

that all sounds like things reddit fabricated


f020d3  No.16004676

File: cdeb786cd57519d⋯.png (140.74 KB, 992x1856, 31:58, wage.png)

>>16004661

You don't want to believe that it's true, but there are people who take pic related and other NEETposting seriously.

>>16004662

Where have you been the past several years?


8bf46e  No.16004693

>>16004676

not on r9k


1d9783  No.16004699

File: 8e46c3799a6a789⋯.jpeg (40.05 KB, 397x628, 397:628, gene_(((simmons))).jpeg)

>>16004562

There are plenty of bands that get HUEG, but none went as crazy on their branding and """lore""" like Kiss, besides Gorillaz. It just baffles me more because Kiss, the band is just a bunch of dudes in leather and facepaint. Unless each guy wrote for themselves a retarded backstory I don't see how can you just make so much shit from one band. Do you see Gun's n Roses comics? ACDC videogames that are not rockbands? Metallica tv series? It just catches me as too retarded. I should accept it but I can't.


ee4582  No.16004703

>>16004699

Gene Simmons is extremely… Business minded.


2ce944  No.16004711

>>16003623

>((((((((((((((((Metacritic))))))))))))))))


1b8dfa  No.16004809

>>16004494

>Not taking advantage of normalfags

loser


883f04  No.16004813

File: b226271fda805e5⋯.jpg (146.82 KB, 691x625, 691:625, b226271fda805e5f4e592efa57….jpg)

>>16004676

this is reaching leftypol levels of strawman argumentation, are r9k NEET's really this desperate for affirmation?


5b1e12  No.16004818

>>16003866

Metacritic also has the problem(either intentional or not) of adding five star reviews as well, to their aggregate score, so a 4/5 star game(very good) becomes a 80/100 game(not as good) and a 3/5 game(decent) becomes a 60/100 score(shit score) which can and will lower scores. It also means that there are no nuances between a 80/100 game and a 90/100 game(a 4.5 stars) with the conversion of 100 point scores into stars.


8dbbf1  No.16004819

File: 4275298cce98c03⋯.png (1.02 MB, 525x507, 175:169, 4275298cce98c0347d5c4cfefb….png)

>>16004813

The comic's been around for years


78b7b1  No.16004829

File: 55a9e21243eda7f⋯.png (21.32 KB, 791x136, 791:136, Guardian score of Final Fa….png)

You should never accept any type of criticism that doesn't align with your own subjective preferences.

If I had a red painted house with broken windows and someone came up and said "those windows are broken! that's bad! you should fix that!", I'd be inclined to agree. Because subjectively, I myself would criticize that as well because I hate broken windows also. I'd humbly accept their criticism as a valid point.

However, if someone came up and said "that house is painted red! that's bad! fix it and paint it blue!", I'd tell them to fuck off. I subjectively like the color red and would like to keep it that way. Criticize all you want, but I'll keeping rejecting your whiny "criticism" as invalid. I'm here to make art to suit My Own artistic preferences. Not yours.

This why the Guardian's review of FF15 pissed me off so much. They gave it a low 6/10 and docked off 4 whole points because of hot Cindy's T&A alone. All because they hate "sexualized women" (an idea they find inherently bad, no matter what) and think that if they keep criticizing games with sexy women and punishing the game's "Metacritic" score with low scores, they might be able to pussywhip the weaker devs into painting the house blue. Not giving a damn if the devs wanted to make the house red or not.

This is why I rejected mainstream journo review scores a long long time ago. Their far-left subjective criticisms never align with my own. I mean, these Suda51 games are a marvel to look, creatively speaking. It's clear that the devs wanted to their own thing, no matter what anyone else thinks. However, if modern devs now ever choose not to make a far-left game like The Last of Us 2 that pushes pozzed propaganda and agendas, you can sure bet that the Metacritic "Critics" reviewers will withhold their 10/10s and higher reviews score. Primarily because that's their definition of perfection and all they want to play nowadays. Any dev or game that bucks that sjw trend will get bombarded with extremely biased review scores like the Guardian's FF15 low review score. Regardless if the game itself was well-done or fun or any other factors and whatnot.


d42652  No.16004949

>>16003866

Video games scores for the past 10 years have always been this:

10: once every 5 years perfect game

9: Really really good game

8. Good game (this is the most common score developers pay for)

7. Okay to mediocre game

5-6 bad

anything below 5 total garbage

When in reality a 5 should be average.


bfcd51  No.16004960

>>16004949

>10: game is by reviewer's indie friends or a flagship exclusive for Nintendo or Sony

ftfy


81e94d  No.16004983

>caring about review scores

off to reddit, my friend


712029  No.16004998

>>16004633

>implying

Matt was fucked the second he proposed to that filthy slag. His life beforehand was a series of bad decisions, anyways.


2b8335  No.16005037

>>16003623

For a game that looks as boring and shallow as this NMH spin-off, 71 looks pretty good to me.


d894d8  No.16005199

>>16004949

Another point in favor of the infinitely superior five point system. The less specific a rating system, the better.


f37499  No.16005230

Suda needs to make NEW games


bfb296  No.16005249

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16003866

Sonyggers complained that 9/10 was too low for UC4.

>>16003623

I'll keep posting this.


4ed52d  No.16005558

Suda "style over substance" 51 was never good.

you faggots just preach him because he likes to fanservice in his games


bc4d10  No.16005651

>>16005558

>Quirky and odd games, but not enough to draw in outsiders

>Mechanically a bit awkward and clunky, get to flex

>Jap dev, weeb circlejerk commences

No wonder people here love his shit so much.


42674e  No.16005653

>>16003623

If you really want to know you oculd read the individual reviews, discard those that you deem shallow and incorrect and then form your own metacritic score. But of course you're a lazy faggot and you won't do any of that.


01c0de  No.16005705

>>16005558

>>16005651

have you ever played them


89ce70  No.16005709

File: be082e3c1a8c2f2⋯.png (164.83 KB, 631x495, 631:495, travis.png)

As someone who enjoyed No More Heroes, how is this game?

Is it at least worth the story and banter?


69305f  No.16005742

>>16003623

I don't understand the problem here, that's an extremely high score for a game with a season pass. Unless your problem is that a game with a season pass scored higher than 10/100.


f90a9f  No.16005780

File: e7ace09e1b6fe83⋯.png (102.64 KB, 620x413, 620:413, familyguykiss.png)

>>16004650

AND THE FAMILY GUY EPISODE


01c0de  No.16005858

>>16004069

Kiss dress up like some kind of death metal band but they make some of the shittiest, weakest rock I've ever heard. Their best songs are the ones where they're ripping off Black Sabbath.


ee4582  No.16005869

>>16005780

Ey Lewis, check it out!


e82f35  No.16005876

>>16004069

The scooby doo movie was a fucking blast.

>>16005858

Eh, some of the songs are pretty nice and catchy. If you mean to say they are overrated, sure, but at one point they didn't sold music anymore, they sell the brand.


b083d3  No.16005953

File: d4675c9778e19b1⋯.png (41.61 KB, 450x345, 30:23, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16003623

It doesn't look like much more than a spamfest with indie references to be honest. I'll just hope this is sign for more Grasshopper games.

>>16005709

Please make more Big Dog reaction pictures ignore the somethingcucked logo


52572e  No.16006165

>>16003623

It's probably because Travis likes lolis or something. Journos thought the rock-star game dev thing was cool up to the mid 2000s, now it's 'problematic masculinity' so they have to ignore their previous Suda reviews and 'get serious' for the children or something.


f20be0  No.16006229

Not "muh"


e6fa87  No.16006238

File: d86b699dc090e72⋯.gif (631.73 KB, 256x512, 1:2, bc559888ff97b896c1a8ab2938….gif)

>>16005953

Somehow that SA logo gives it just the right amount of irony.


359b89  No.16006249

>>16005858

They are overrated jews who know how to write a couple catchy tunes and get the goyim hooked but they exploit it to no end with the marketing and the KISS nation bullshit. You would think the madness would of stopped by now but they are still making small pennies off this shit.


b48909  No.16006623

>>16004676

Had a friend like that until reality came crashing on him, now he lives on the streets.


e5fb02  No.16006646

>>16003886

That would imply journalists are sometimes right, which they never are.

>>16003978

I do that too anon, don't worry. It's just if a game I'd normally overlook gets low scores from journalists, that's usually a good sign to better investigate the gameplay etc.


14283f  No.16006780

>>16004633

>>16004998

Which Matt are you talking about?

The faggot from GameTheory?


412d96  No.16006793

File: f9e5918128c9255⋯.jpg (44.01 KB, 768x432, 16:9, krauser-tan.jpg)

>>16004069

>Apparently Kiss has even a comic series

He doesn't know lel


4ca52f  No.16006805

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16004069

They even had a pinball game on PSX. I even had it, I don't know where I put it.


14283f  No.16006814

>>16006646

>that's usually a good sign

It doesn't have to. It could also just be shit.


2b8335  No.16008853

>>16006780

Matt "McMuscles" of Two Best Friends. E-celeb shit that has nothing to do with this, but he's know to be a mega fanboy of No More Heroes which is why anon likely brought it up.

and anon is wrong about his youtube not doing well since view wise it's the most successful of the group (Pat and Woolie) since he got a huge headstart and took advantage of current controversies to boost it, as Pat's youtube doesn't really grow since it's all stream archives and Woolie's channel was stagnant due to the lack of uploads for long periods.

In contrast though Pat has the most successful streams and Woolie's youtube as a of late has really ramped up in content so it's possible eventually he will get big, but for now Matt's solo career is the most successful despite the fact he's the worst one

sage for e-celeb


f1f9e1  No.16008926

File: e076bd422373914⋯.gif (101.6 KB, 589x1186, 589:1186, jerk_city_self_esteem.gif)


4ec904  No.16008955

So is it just mediocre, or did Suda trigger their delicate sensibilities again with unapologetic masculinity?


58c94c  No.16008958

>>16008926

Thank you goyim' I got my physical version on the way, but I'll put this on my hacked switch.


f1f9e1  No.16008961

>>16008958

pretty sure you can dump the xci on your hacked switch, unless you don't know how to convert your xci into nsp for some reason, just make sure not to share it without zeroing out i think the tickets? or whatever nintendo uses to uniquely identify your cart


58c94c  No.16008966

>>16008961

I got ReiNX, so I should be good, that and my (Hacked) Switch is in Perma-airplane mode, it's basically just there to try games before buying them, or playing em' prior to street date; Managed to get another Switch from a friend for like 80 buckaroos, so it was a no brainer to use it as a dumping ground and handheld emulator.


820338  No.16009023

>>16004676

I'm a wage slave learning a language and instrument (a real one, not the baby guitar bullshit)


b083d3  No.16009100

File: a9d13ee5b504a5f⋯.png (32.82 KB, 360x247, 360:247, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16006238

The biggest irony is the fact that there's teens who used to wear this shit.

>>16008955

I guess it's a little from column A and a little from column B. Plus journos thought that Grasshopper was being ironic and all when they made sexy ladies decapitating zombies.

>>16008926

Thanks a lot


c31b28  No.16009206

File: 7fa6a1f884218f3⋯.gif (1 MB, 255x255, 1:1, 7fa6a1f884218f33963e39e5df….gif)

>>16008926

>check jerkcity site

>it's just a Jamaican restaurant

Is this some fucking joke or did they get domain sniped by some nogs?

Like is that it? Did another chunk of the real internet just vanish altogether?


257b0d  No.16009209

>>16009206

isn't jerkcity called bonequest now?


c31b28  No.16009216

>>16009209

Fuck me dead anon I was scared.

Why the hell are they called bonequest now?


529dc0  No.16009324

>>16004813

>he thinks leftypol are the strawman masters

you haven't seen as much shit as you think you've seen my dude


ecde8b  No.16009343

File: f97e01709f7c433⋯.png (747.7 KB, 525x867, 175:289, Travis strikes again.png)

File: d0d55c2d708ea7a⋯.png (255.2 KB, 386x726, 193:363, Travis concept art.png)

>>16004032

>>16003848

>>16004021

Now you're speaking my language.


f90a9f  No.16009349

File: d34bf8026ec0652⋯.png (175.88 KB, 477x477, 1:1, dibbadab.png)

Travis_Strikes_Again_No_More_Heroes_eShop_NSW-LiGHTFORCE


f1f9e1  No.16009358

File: c70a86d50308892⋯.png (136.87 KB, 714x868, 51:62, 4ae0f3e6a7df5c306db1a07c4c….png)

I might have to play more but this game isn't good at all, dumb rpg stats, dumb cooldown moves, why does doing a standing heavy attack two times in a row have the biggest endlag than walking forward with heavy attacks, how come jacking off is faster at recharging than wiggling the stick. this isn't as bad as sine mora but it's very close


dec504  No.16012760

>>16003996

suda's old games were trash, practically fell asleep during boring ass silver case text and this is from someone who greatly enjoys VNs


58c94c  No.16012976

>>16009358

>Sine mora

>Bad

I'll kill you.


ef3017  No.16013012

File: 1ac39d3b6e52f44⋯.png (193.75 KB, 672x545, 672:545, Untitled.png)


8affff  No.16013023

>>16012976

I never played Sine Mora because of the timer, which admittedly probably got too much shit. It's hardly the only shmup with a timer, .

The art style reminds me of the horrible shmup minigame in Jade Empire.


f1f9e1  No.16013025

>>16012976

Sine Mora is a fucking euroshump.


f1f9e1  No.16013188

File: 549d86850c9c5d5⋯.jpg (398.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, travis_strikes_back_1.jpg)

File: 76d0330f480c241⋯.jpg (413.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, travis_strikes_back_2.jpg)

Eitherway here's some funny images. the meme art looks better in-game due to jpg compression and resizing to 720p


58c94c  No.16013315

File: a883a63de4e6dd8⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 411x240, 137:80, guns.gif)


58c94c  No.16013375

File: c4d3a850a71fd07⋯.mp4 (399.35 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Can_toss.mp4)

Just finished the first boss on Bitter, the game was harder than I thought it was gonna be, if the rest of the boss fights are this fun I'm in for a treat, so far the game feels better to play in some ways than NMH 1 and 2, as a side-game it's pretty great, taken as it's own, it's pretty good.

I'm already liking it more than killer is dead


8d50f4  No.16013382

>>16013025

Sine Mora is a very decent shmup, s-shut up.


f1f9e1  No.16013390

File: 0179e391ac34741⋯.jpg (315.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, travis_strikes_back_3_appl….jpg)

File: 1976aefd3b5584c⋯.jpg (120.27 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, travis_strikes_back_4_game….jpg)

>>16013373

Surprised he would do more older computer stuff.


fb556a  No.16014068

So, is it shit or what? Sounds like WarioWare with a Suda51 twist.


bbbbb2  No.16014513

>nintendrone mad that minigame shovelware didn't get all 10s

it should be rated in the 20-30 range


f10ea3  No.16014547

>>16014513

Shameless bait. Nice ID though.


52572e  No.16015728

>>16013188

It's a game for the fans, to be sure. If you haven't played the original VNs, mainly Silver Case and 25th Ward, you miss so much in this game. I love it. I fell off the Suda train with Killer 7, and I really thought we would never see him truly acknowledge his older works again, but here we fucking are. I honestly value this game just for being an epilogue to 25th Ward more so than the rest of it.


fa1a6b  No.16017790

>>16015728

the more suda51 games you've played, the better travis strikes again is.

what i find really neat is how it marries up NMH more with the sudaverse. before there were only small references but now its gone full kamui-drome.


fb556a  No.16018196

>>16017790

What I wanna know is, who's the wife and child? Did he finally bang Shinobu? She looks like she needed his dick bad.


96c888  No.16018451

>>16004069

>retarded branding

They were the ICP of their day but with better business acumen and less general retardation.

>KISS army vs The Juggalos

Invest in facepaint futures if it ever happens.

The music is pretty shit too, especially considering their image in the minds of the perpetually offended, just looking at Simmons' mug alone anyone'd think they were pumping out amazing hardcore death metal but their music is as toytown as their theatrics.


96c888  No.16018471

>>16004699

>>16004703

(((Gene Simmons))) is Chaim Witz, that should explain why they're such whores.


52572e  No.16018710

>>16017790

I really want to know how much of the stuff connecting his games is planned ahead of time or just made up at the last minute. When I played 25th Ward, I got an ending where the player character goes to a diner and orders a burger while waiting for Travis to show up, and at the time I didn't think anything of it. I haven't finished the game, but I am hoping it goes all the way and Travis explicitly becomes Kamui. I remember in Chapter 0 of Silver Case they talk about how being able to kill someone comes from having more criminal power than them, and Travis can basically kill everyone..


2c2ab3  No.16018737

File: e8c8061a15d90ff⋯.jpg (33.87 KB, 420x388, 105:97, e8c8061a15d90ffc18dd85eff0….jpg)

>>16003623

Your thread is pointless.

>Suda51 does not care if critics like his game. >Suda51 does not care if anyone actually buys or plays it.

>Suda51 only cares about flinging M&Ms at watermelons.


fa1a6b  No.16018877

>>16018710

>hoping it goes all the way and Travis explicitly becomes Kamui.

well…travis does have a scar over his eye. and he is collecting 'death balls'. a thing shaped like a mechanical eye reminiscent of the silver eye, a thing connected with the artificial creation of kamui.

it all speculation of course.

>>16018196

check out the secret ending in nmh1. though its not explictly stated but highly implied. silvia does spend most of the games stringing him along but the games seem to imply they did bone at some point and some kind of a romance developed (especially in nmh2)


7206c2  No.16019093

>>16012760

I'm a Suda fan, but Silver Case 1's problem is that they spend a whole lot of time on fluff dialogue, it takes forever for the plot to get moving

seems like something he improved on later in his career though


715c98  No.16019533

File: 6c2b95f2d17dda0⋯.jpg (75.97 KB, 1298x804, 649:402, hutz.jpg)

>>16018451

imagine a world where the juggalos and kiss fans wipe each other out


8759b1  No.16019576

File: e88dc22058620d9⋯.jpg (49.94 KB, 500x670, 50:67, 500px-BadGirl.jpg)

>>16003623

Most of Suda's games are fun, but the deep level of jank and often repetitive gameplay loops often drag them down. No More Heroes is fun and the bosses are cool and memorable, but spending 5hours doing lawn mowing and coconut gathering mini games makes the games a chore to replay and enjoy all over again. Travis Strikes Again is no exception. It's an okay game.


05f26b  No.16019593

File: d8d08f4f9e4a2e8⋯.gif (996.68 KB, 500x250, 2:1, lollipop chainsaw.gif)

File: 4be1c46c8bad9d9⋯.jpg (220.51 KB, 1466x1080, 733:540, lollipop chainsaw.jpg)

Greatest suda51 game coming through.


f1f9e1  No.16019600

>>16019593

yeah good thing he never directed that game.


05f26b  No.16019614

>>16019600

Really makes you think.


df949e  No.16019629

File: c4065598cefb7d2⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 448x252, 16:9, shrug.gif)

Suda51 hasn't made a good game since NMH2, which wasn't even as good as NMH.


58c94c  No.16019724

File: 8ff9e6895fb16a6⋯.png (509.36 KB, 1024x641, 1024:641, bda3eb22aacfcb1c41d4f35e21….png)

>>16019576

Gameplay wise, it's the most coherent, the mini-games are few and far between in the game so far, and the boss fights are fan-fucking-tastic;

Hell, moment to moment gameplay is pretty good, healthy amount of enemy variety, and combos you can build with skill-chips, it ain't deep by any means, but it has far more depth than NMH and NMH 2. Icing on the cake is the references to some of his more obscure work, I'm honestly thinking this might by my favorite Suda game since Killer 7


415885  No.16019751

at the end of the game they announced no more heroes 3 in the unreal 4 test room travis says were in development


5e8f43  No.16019802

is contact worth playing?

>>16013382

it's a completely okay babbyshmup with really nice art & storyand probably one of the better suda games mechanically speaking

>>16013023

the timer is only really an issue on one or two of the autoscroller stages


7206c2  No.16021501

>>16019629

suda didn't even make nmh2


52572e  No.16022742

>>16018877

>Scar over left eye, which is usually the one the silver eyes are transplanted to

>Wiki says he has blue eyes but can't find any pics of him without glasses to confirm left eye color, probably comes from NHM2 anyway

Aah fuck dude, that's too good, I love it.


df949e  No.16023663

>>16021501

What games were actually his post NMH then?


9590f0  No.16023782

>>16003623

71 is a good score you fucking retard.


58c94c  No.16025149

File: 8ba1a815951686c⋯.png (509.76 KB, 759x1112, 759:1112, 8ba1a815951686cbaedadf15df….png)

oh nifty, they patched a new game+ mode into the game, along with "Spicy" difficulty, and bonuses for S ranking stages.

This is one of the few Suda51 games I would replay for gameplay reasons, so I'm pretty happy that they just added that shit in on a whim.


5aa0ba  No.16025161

>>16025149

those are some nice thighs


f1f9e1  No.16025195

>>16025149

i might look for the update nsp but I the coffee and doughnut part is extremely boring, and there's no reason to clear the entire stage to get the s rank, you only need to build up level 3 special and the rank is determined during the boss fight


dc8a39  No.16025322

I think my issue is that the first Suda game I ever played was Killer7, and I was absolutely blown away by it. I then had extremely high expectations for anything with his name on it afterwards, only to discover that the more stuff he put out the less and less I enjoyed - until, eventually, I only made it roughly an hour into Killer Is Dead before dropping it entirely.


432776  No.16025920

>>16025322

but suda didn't make killer is dead


7206c2  No.16025998

>>16023663

silver case 2 port probably


7206c2  No.16026003

>>16025322

the problem with suda is that he became way more invested in helping Grasshopper grow as a company (using his name) more than he spent developing/writing any games now that he had his own company to do so

he had spent a lot of creative juice on shadows of the damned, but that got dumped. SDATCHER was also technically a big post-NMH suda project


a7fc21  No.16026011

>70+

that isnt terrible.

There was a time where a 70 from years ago would be a 90 or 100 today according to these chuckle dicks.


7206c2  No.16026017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

perfectly suda.

OST seems to be really good too. the live-action stuff reminds me a lot of Harvester.


cf8077  No.16026575

File: f8db505bf7b356b⋯.mp4 (1 MB, 640x360, 16:9, gene simmons.mp4)

>>16004069

such a business


f90a9f  No.16026765

File: 118e20c4216f671⋯.jpg (136.72 KB, 700x859, 700:859, poohchina.jpg)

>>16003623

>metacritic

Isn't the point of Suda's games to polarize people with opinions about the game? I thought the whole attractiveness of Suda titles was that they're NOT for everyone.


f90a9f  No.16026771

File: a1a88eff4337a1b⋯.jpg (195.57 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8hearts.jpg)

>Suda partners with Platinum or CAPCOM

>8 Hearts gets his own style action game

PLEASE SUDA


292729  No.16026772

>>16026765

People expected a sequel to NMH 2, except they got a collection of mini-games.


f90a9f  No.16026776

>>16026772

His biggest mistake was including the No More Heroes in the game name. Just keeping it 'Travis Strikes Again' would have kept expectations where they should have been


7230bf  No.16026797

>>16026772

How? Literally from the beginning every fucking news about the game said it wasn't going to be a sequel.

This is Bloodstained tier of "It doesn't look like the concept art" after the fuckup of Mighty Blunder 9.


df949e  No.16027673

>>16026797

There is probably something inbetween NMH3 and collection of mini games. Something that could have been good.


7230bf  No.16027693

>>16027673

Not really. No More Heroes should have ended with No More Heroes 1. NMH2 is just a cashgrab. The story shits on everything NMH1 did right. The gameplay improved only a bit.


2c036e  No.16027714

>make shitty game to "gage interest in the series"

>translates to "I'm going to jew you dumb gaijins"

>buy this game to maybe get NMH3

Suda is a fucking hack jew who sucks NISA cock.


7206c2  No.16028663

>>16027714

nisa sperg, leave this place

>>16026776

it wasn't a mistake at all, everything here is a direct sequel to NMH. it's essentially a NMH: Gaiden game


e03ae8  No.16028691

File: 756fcccf58cab75⋯.jpg (122.32 KB, 400x445, 80:89, __fujiwara_no_mokou_me__ir….jpg)

Travis Stikes again was just a throw away game that Suda51 used so his team could learn to work in the Unreal Engine. Clearly its going to be garbage. Why are people supersized?


f1f9e1  No.16028696

>>16028691

So are you saying

>Lollipop Chainsaw

>Killer Is Dead

>Let It Die

are also throwaway titles?


e03ae8  No.16028705

>>16028696

those where not on new engines. Suda51 never worked be Unreal 4 so he made a shit game. And while not bad they arn't great games.


e03ae8  No.16028707

>be

on*


fc8be6  No.16028733

File: e23580c6a52cacf⋯.jpg (93.88 KB, 500x349, 500:349, american super hero nambah….jpg)

>>16028691

>Why are people supersized?

genetics


cdbabc  No.16028742

Bit off topic but is anyone really good with UE4 datamining? I beat the game day 1, loved it, got the files, and am trying to rip the audio because the soundtrack bumps


f1f9e1  No.16028796

>>16028705

Let it die is on unreal engine 4 and most of the developers are familiar with unreal engine 4, I doubt suda51 even touches unreal engine 4 since all he's just a CEO or a director


09a341  No.16028843

>>16004829

Cindy's design IS stupid, we should have gotten another quistis, blondes don't need to look slutty to be attractive.

>FFXV

>overwhelming maleness

wew lad that game is gay as fuck


1ff070  No.16029509

File: b4f41107ba91c6f⋯.jpg (57.24 KB, 659x232, 659:232, yiik.jpg)

>>16013012

The user score was lower before probably one of the devs threw in a 10.


3f694c  No.16029516

>>16028843

fucking faggot


58c94c  No.16029556

File: 74a1c2402e938d7⋯.png (109.83 KB, 350x315, 10:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>The entire ending chapter

do you like to hurting other people


4121a6  No.16029606

>>16003866

because school.

70 is a mediocre score.

with how many games launching todays, if you only played every 8-10 rated game, you'd have a shitload of games to play. why even bother with anything less?

this would be true if reviews were accurate, but there are plenty of games in the 9-10 range that are absolute trash


4121a6  No.16029631

>>16004949

>>16004960

10 in most descriptions is a game that is flawless or nearly flawless, and is so good that even people who normally aren't into a genre will probably like it too. game informer back in the day only gave it out twice as i recall; once for MGS2 and once for THPS2. even if youre not into skating games, you'd probably like THPS2.

>>16005199

10 isnt bad because most of the scores are used to compare similar games and it gives more of a gradient to judge games when considering your next game.

for example they use the .5 to be able to say "both games are really good, but i liked this one slightly more"

this is helpful for consumers to decide between a 6 or 6.5 and a 7 while saying neither game is shit while on a 5 star system, neither deserve a 4 star rating, but giving either a 2 would also be selling that game short.


567437  No.16029984

>no cutscenes speech

No one ever cared about NMH outside of the cutscenes tbh.


567437  No.16029988

File: db8c77444822561⋯.jpg (60.79 KB, 640x360, 16:9, r5.jpg)

File: 12671476fa92e69⋯.jpg (47.4 KB, 495x500, 99:100, r4.jpg)

File: 31bb405ce506ee8⋯.jpg (58.08 KB, 600x337, 600:337, r3.jpg)

File: 4d5be0f7f00b9f4⋯.jpg (174.92 KB, 640x860, 32:43, r2.jpg)

File: a2d708187debfa4⋯.jpg (107.33 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, r1.jpg)

>>16028696

>So are you saying

>are also throwaway titles?

TSA is closer to Short Peace, which was actually a throwaway game.


3fc280  No.16029989

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16029984

>Not liking the music


4ef845  No.16033160

No more heroes 1 and 2 worth playing? Kinda interested now.


042d4a  No.16033227

>>16013390

second pic could be a banner tbqh


f9d5ab  No.16033305

File: 27529d907d9b266⋯.jpg (65.37 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, killer7__dan_smith_vector_….jpg)


f9d5ab  No.16033327

File: 1d2da09b3123b7f⋯.jpg (301.41 KB, 826x1188, 413:594, dan_smith.jpg)

File: cd9b8385fd43699⋯.webm (14.54 MB, 640x360, 16:9, MV_TitleMovie_00 FULL AUD….webm)

>>16033305

Here's the webm.


f1f9e1  No.16033346

File: ebf8689e65d229d⋯.png (50.36 KB, 300x100, 3:1, travis_bing_bing_wahoo.png)

>>16033227

I can't be bothered looking for the svg


2f1c1a  No.16033348

File: b5228182543fea4⋯.jpg (194.52 KB, 814x570, 407:285, cumming skeleton.jpg)

>>16026771

Porn when?


58c94c  No.16033351

>>16033305

Where the fuck was this in the game?

Did they just add it?


837cf1  No.16033753

File: ed9839dd564d266⋯.jpg (97.1 KB, 750x712, 375:356, 1547742011683.jpg)

>>16003670

Yeah mighty number 9 just wasn't woke enough, right?


e03ae8  No.16033841

File: f9f12165f554131⋯.png (69.01 KB, 699x358, 699:358, ClipboardImage.png)

even the "fans" hate this garbage.


e03ae8  No.16033853

File: 15f80fd57025caf⋯.jpg (77.82 KB, 870x489, 290:163, Question purple anime girl.jpg)

>>16028796

>let it die

why do you keep using that lazy garbage F2P game as if its an example of something good?


dffb3f  No.16033879

>>16033841

oh no

not metacritic scores


f1f9e1  No.16033883

>>16033853

it has really good music the game is very bad


82258c  No.16034397

>>16033841

>Fans

>Literally faggots whining that it's not nmh 3

Lmao


51aaac  No.16034518

File: 5eb8d3887388e00⋯.jpg (318.67 KB, 400x395, 80:79, ride never ends.jpg)

File: d7c42818a150d22⋯.jpg (84.11 KB, 750x750, 1:1, ride bus.jpg)

>>16026771

>it becomes basically Godhand 2: Undead boogaloo


4ee97e  No.16034984

>>16033841

Looks like a fine game to me. Exactly what I'd expect from NMH.


b083d3  No.16035124

>>16033327

>>16033305

On the one hand, I'm glad they used all assets that look like from the original Killer7 AND made Dan sound like the huge faggot that he is and was, on the other I really wish they had used Garcian Smith instead.


7206c2  No.16035761

>>16035124

garcian's too important to use for a cameo


11179b  No.16037172

>>16025195

Rankings are only for the bosses, Coffee and Doughnuts and Dragon GP are both fully complete when you load them up again, so you can play through the segments at your own leisure instead of being forced to replay the stage.


c659ed  No.16041241

File: cc0867949a79223⋯.webm (2.72 MB, 320x180, 16:9, ETT2.webm)

What an amazing game, love the pregame intros


f73eea  No.16045723

So, how is it?


be6bf7  No.16051691

File: ab621af33fbcfaa⋯.jpg (103.08 KB, 1680x1050, 8:5, 20190127033258_1.jpg)

is Suda trying to bring back the kill the past universe? FSR is one of my favourite games of all time and I'd love playing another game with a similar vibe


ddce08  No.16051697

>>16033346

add in the logo and I'll add it.


2f4343  No.16051703

>>16041241

But anon, where is the sound?


06972d  No.16051761

>>16033351

It was a secret in the files.


dffb3f  No.16051779

>>16045723

It's good. One could say its better than the original games because of the addition of skill chips which gives you different ways to fight bosses, particularly the chips that can interrupt boss attacks so you can prolong combos.


4e5b66  No.16065385

>>16051697

Try to ban me you ugly fat fuck


673acc  No.16065403

>>16003623

I like this game but I can't approve of it. All it says to higher ups is that "people like games that advertise other games!!!".


8759b1  No.16065425

File: f97270e4c67a0f5⋯.png (58.72 KB, 300x100, 3:1, NMH_vidya.png)

>>16051697

Since the other guy was a lazy faggot


ed4648  No.16066268

File: 0d175c8982e2061⋯.gif (995.59 KB, 200x199, 200:199, 1414515913968.gif)

>>16033753

This retarded beetle is writing things backwards!


b6d1f5  No.16074995

>>16023782

>71%

>two points above a D grade

>A D is a failing grade

>"Good"

Found the nigger.


a04f05  No.16075054

>>16003978

How is Contact anyway? I saw a review for it and somewhere and apparently there isnt much in gameplay or something?


2b8335  No.16078708

>>16074995

>using the schooling system as a basis of grading

>the schooling system that 0 - 60 are pretty much useless

>ever

Public schooling and modern education is retarded and using it as en example doesn't help your argument at all


f73eea  No.16079189

>>16005558

>Never played a Suda 51 game made before Lolipop Chainsaw


230314  No.16079234

>>16074995

71% was a c+ in my school


f73eea  No.16080102

>>16079234

Your school filled with niggers?


118f0f  No.16080147

>>16004829

>"those windows are broken! that's bad"

>I'd be inclined to agree. because subjectively i hate broken windows

but that is an objective criticism. Broken windows on a house are objectively bad because they are failing to perform their basic function, whether you aesthetically prefer broken windows are not is irrelevant. Learn the difference m8 there has been a concerted effort in the past decades to muddy the waters and redefine objectivity.




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