1bf8e2 No.16003277
Well seeing that my fucking laptop is still broken and the save for the previous game is still on that disc, I'm making a spin-off thread as I really feel the need to make another Gali thread.
FAQ
>What the fuck is Galimulator?
Galimulator is an android simulation of Galactic politics that we've been playing by creating our own countries and seeing them live and fight one another in a great free-for all.
>Android games are shit
This is not a typical android game, it's a simulation of galactical politics. It has no microtransactions besides the ability to remove non-obtrusive ads which are not present in the PC version and is basically completely free. Besides this is not about the game itself but what we're gonna do with it.
>Any special rules?
No trandescence, fuck having a piece of history disappear because of muh sufficient tech level.
>Can I change the state of my Empire?
No, you can only modify the Specials
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
You take one of the empires shown on map and give it:
>A name
>Specials
>It's color
>Name it's ruler and his dynasty
We're playing on an Earth Map with 250 regions because this laptop I have right now is a toaster and I fear giving him more work. As always list of Specials and everything else will be posted in the next posts.
1bf8e2 No.16003281
How do Specials work?
>Militiant
Lowers research, gives military bonuses
>Agressive
Will go to war with other Empires more often
>Defensive
More likely to make peace, gives defense bonuses, builds gun boats.
>Scientific
Gives research bonuses, makes Empire build science ships
>Stable
Less likely to change political status, which means that they will rarely go from Fortifying to Expanding, to Degenerating and so on and so forth.
>Unstable
The opposite of the above
>Explosive
Early combat bonuses which they slowly lose
>Slow Starter
The opposite of the above, combat penalties early that they lose with time.
>Diplomatic
Relationship bonuses, more likely to make peace and alliances
>Fanatical
Military bonuses but huge research penalties
>Reclusive
Shouldn't go into wars and alliances too often but has defensive and research bonuses
>Horde
Expansive but will not develop worlds
>Capitalist
Makes the world produce more wealth
>Cult
Only expands through missionary work
>Industrial
Builds lots of ships, and generally develops faster, makes the Empire build motherships
1bf8e2 No.16003284
>>16003281
How do empire states work?
>Expanding
As it says on the tin, the Empire is thriving and focuses it's efforts on expanding
>Fortifying
As already mentioned, the Empire is in alright state and focuses on developing worlds and defense
>Degenerating
The Empire is in a very bad state, loses tech levels, rebellion chance increased.
>Transcending
The Empire reaches scientific transcendence, meeting a "win" condition of developing enough scientifically, which makes it leave the galaxy disappearing from the map.
>ALL WILL BE ASHES
The Empire goes absolutely batshit insane and decides to eradicate life from the galaxy, including themselves. Happens very rarely.
>Rioting
The Empire is torn apart by rebels.
>BLOOD PURGE
A crusade against all nations of the same heritage as the nation bent on the blood purge. The nation gets combat bonuses and stops only when all other nations with the same heritage have been destroyed. It's about the nations having the same country as a descendant and not nations of the same dynasty.
1bf8e2 No.16003286
>>16003284
HOW DO PEOPLE SPECIALS WORK
>Charming
I'm assuming this allows your character to make a person advance in the ranks of the Empire quicker, as it says that those people do good in job interviews.
>Loyal
Unlikely to leave his employer, probably lowers the chance of this person rebelling against his own country.
>Spacer
Loves space and won't leave it easily, probably a trait that makes your character less likely to get a job as a ruler of a star or a bureaucrat and will more often stay on ships.
>Landlubber
Hates space, will not accept jobs as ship crew volountairly, prefers to stay on land.
>Bright
If an Empire has a character with this trait, scientific advancements are made quicker.
>Mutineer
Increases the chance of the person rebelling against his employers, following his own path.
>Mechanic
Repairs ships faster. That's it.
>Content
Will not change jobs
>Unlucky
Has bad luck, not sure what exactly it means
>Wounded
He was woudned in battle, his prestige goes up because of the scars.
>Chosen
He was chosen to have a great destiny, not exactly sure what that means.
>Frugal
Increases the wealth of the Empire
>Rebellious=Backstabber
It's called that but it's actually the backstabber trait, will kill other people to raise up his rank.
>Child
Cannot have children yet
>Moron
Fucks everything up
1bf8e2 No.16003294
SLOTS FROM 1-8 ARE CURRENTLY OPEN
>1 free
>2 free
>3 free
>4 free
>5 free
>6 free
>7 free
>8 free
Remember to give me the following information:
>Name of the Empire
>Color of the Empire
>Specials of the Empire
>Name of the Ruler
>Name of the Ruler's Dynasty
1bf8e2 No.16003305
With the new Galimulator version came two new mechanics, the Religion mechanic which I personally actually kind of disslike seeing that the religions avalible are set from the very beginning instead of being generated randomly, and what's worse you can't modify them.
But there is another interesting mechanic which I like, now the rebelions aren't exactly so random anymore, they are conducted by factions, which work on the territory of the countries, and sometimes neutral territories, trying to form their own countries.
50e510 No.16003309
I pick Kazakhstan corporation
>name: The Harem
>specials: militant, aggressive, horde
>color: green
>ruler: Rance
>dynasty: Muhdik
ddcf63 No.16003315
I'm going with 8.
>Name: Smug bully imperium
>Specials: militant, aggressive, fanatical
>Color: red
Last 2 can be whatever.
8ef6f0 No.16003316
Taking Yellowknife area
>Name of the Empire
Followers of Bayn
>Color of the Empire
G6
>Specials of the Empire
Defensive, Reclusive, Industrial
>Name of the Ruler
Ce-I Hay
>Name of the Ruler's Dynasty
Thee Agenci
1bf8e2 No.16003322
>>16003309
Loud
GWAHAHAHAHA
emanates through the entirety of Asia as well as Australia.
1- The Harem
>2 free
>3 free
>4 free
>5 free
>6 free
7- In progress
8- In progress
>>16003315
>>16003316
On it!
fc8759 No.16003331
>>16003277
Guess I'll get it out of the way,
>Name: Juden Imperium
>Color: blue
>Specials: Diplomatic, Capitalist, Horde
>Name of the Ruler: Shekelsberg
>Name of the Ruler Dynasty: Steinnose
1bf8e2 No.16003336
>>16003331
You didn't give me the number.
1bf8e2 No.16003339
Bullying intensifies
1- The Harem
>2 free
>3 free
>4 free
>5 free
>6 free
7- Followers of Bayn
8- Smug Bully Imperium
1bf8e2 No.16003348
>>16003331
Which Empire am I supposed to change to Juden Imperium?
50e510 No.16003354
>>16003348
not the anon, but there's a faction controlling all of US and europe…
1bf8e2 No.16003359
>>16003354
Yeah but there is also a faction controling the entirety of Middle East where the kikes would probably want to have their Greater Israel.
806324 No.16003365
>Galimulator came back with a vengeance
FUCK YEAH
>>16003339
I pick 4 (colour A5) as the WWE Confederation, with Vince of the Mahom dynasty
Specials: Agressive, Explosive, Capitalist
1bf8e2 No.16003366
I'm going to showcase one more cool thing about the latest update. There are now planets surrounding different starts.
>>16003365
On it!
fc8759 No.16003377
aa4313 No.16003380
>>16003339
Picking 2
>Just 2 dragons
>no specials
>ruler drag of the on dynasty
1bf8e2 No.16003381
1- The Harem
>2 free
>3 free
4-WWE confederation
>5 free
>6 free
7- Followers of Bayn
8- Smug Bully Imperium
Either 5 or 3 will become the Jews depending on which one will get taken first
>>16003377
Sorry mate, already taken, you need to pick a different number.
fc8759 No.16003383
aa4313 No.16003384
>>16003380
Wait I got a better one
>gelatinous cube
>slow start, reclusive, horse
>ooze of the ooze dynasty
806324 No.16003386
>>16003366
Holy shit nice. And this was already detailed to begin with
>pavels
Eh…you don't get to bring friends
1bf8e2 No.16003387
>>16003384
Ah fuck, now I need to change it all. Give me a moment.
>>16003383
Sure, give me a moment to make the changes.
b64390 No.16003388
>>16003339
>3
>Greater Caliphate of Wakanda
>Unstable, Aggressive, Horde, Militant
>color: black
>Dynasty name: Yakub
>Ruler: Wewuz III.
1bf8e2 No.16003404
>>16003388
>>16003383
>>16003384
The loud screams of
OY VEY!
and
WE WUZ MUSLIMS AND SHEEEEEEEIT
echo through the world followed by a glopping sound.
Only one country remains to be named.
1bf8e2 No.16003415
If no one names the Unbiased Regina Foundation then I will do so myself, but I'll wait for just a moment.
45047a No.16003422
1bf8e2 No.16003425
>>16003422
The rest of the details please.
b64390 No.16003429
>>16003415
>Holy Britannian Empire
>Capitalist, Defensive, Industrial, Scientific
>color: Blue
>Dynasty name: Britannia
>Ruler: Nunnally vi Britannia
b64390 No.16003437
>>16003429
Actually better make the color light blue/turqoise to differentiate it from the Juden Imperium.
5455b7 No.16003450
SHARP BARS, RECLUSIVE, BROWN, KINGDOM OF THE YELLOWKNIFE
1bf8e2 No.16003456
>>16003429
Fuck, I was about to call the thread "Code Galimulator" as a political spin-off taking place on Earth. Guess I had a right hunch.
TRUTH AND HOPE IN OUR FATHERLAND
AND DEATH TO EVERY FOE!
>>16003450
Will add as a rebelion.
5455b7 No.16003464
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
FINE
CANT READ OVER ALL THIS ANYWAY
1bf8e2 No.16003466
We're ready, let's do this!
HEAVEN OR HELL! LET'S ROCK!
As we immediately see, The Harem and the Imperium of Britannia starts to fight with each oher, I guess Rance would happily fuck Nunally . There is already a neutral ship flying over Europe and fighting with Britannian Holy Roller by the nam of "The Fretful", the name of the neutral ship is "The Earthy", those are it's employees.
1bf8e2 No.16003475
The evil bullies have decided to try and bully the sweet innocent Nunnally and declared war on The Holy Britannian Empire.
1bf8e2 No.16003482
Wew, so much for the goo, it seems that the Dindus decided to take over their rightful shithole as their own, while also singing peace with Rance, the motivation of that on Rance's parts is probably because nigger women are unfuckable.
1bf8e2 No.16003491
Meanwhile, Rance is busy getting some musclegirls to fuck, securing most of the Eastern Europe in the process.
1bf8e2 No.16003494
This is the current influence of small factions on the territories of different countries, as we see Rance's territory has the most of intrique going on just because… well, it's the biggest one so far.
1bf8e2 No.16003509
Almost entirety of Eurasia is being controlled by Rance, after having """liberated""" it from the hands of Britannians, WWE died very, very fast not being able to stand in between European girls and Rance's dick.
1bf8e2 No.16003524
And the Gel is dead as well completely murdered by the niggers of Africa, who seem to have no more territory to expand besides Rance's territory so we might see The Harem being overrun by niggers very soon. On the other hand, the Jews are being completely devastated and the Bullies do not stop with Bullying of the HBR.
fc8759 No.16003530
>>16003524
God damn masked mend. Think your big guys in charge or something?
1bf8e2 No.16003533
The Followers of Bayn have stopped their assault on the kikes which left The HBR to take care of them to gain some much needed territory after Rance fucked them over both literally and methaphorically in Europe.
1bf8e2 No.16003538
>The Harem is degenerating
Oh boy that didn't take too long did it?
1bf8e2 No.16003546
The Wakandans are fortifying which means that they probably won't eat up too much of Rance's territory when it'll innevitably fall apart. His empire might be able to survive this but this is a pretty big "IF".
1bf8e2 No.16003551
>HBR is degenerating.
JUST
1bf8e2 No.16003560
This is a very fitting name for Th Harem's flagship.
1bf8e2 No.16003567
Surprisingly nothing much is happening despite most of the empires degenerating… they get into small fleet fights but that's about it.
1bf8e2 No.16003569
Happy 10th birthday everyone! Guess no one was cucked out of it this time like Skub in the first game.
1bf8e2 No.16003574
>Out of 5 existing Empires of the world 3 of them are degenerating.
That's the most realistic Earth Map game I have ever seen so far.
1bf8e2 No.16003582
OH SHIT
HBR IS THE FIRST TO GET OUT OF DEGENERATIVE STATE
That means it get back at the rest!
1bf8e2 No.16003599
Local bully not so tough after being raped.
On the other hand, Rance is trying to expand into Nunnally's territory but at the same time a new rebel country has appeared on the brink of Asia and Europe. It's also pink, what do we call it if it survives?
fc8759 No.16003608
>>16003599
Deus Vult leave the rest of it's stats untouched.
806324 No.16003621
>>16003509
>not even 10 millenia old and they died already
I guess wrestling is not real after all
>>16003582
JIBUN WO
>>16003599
Waifu Uprising
b64390 No.16003663
>>16003599
>Gawker Alliance
>Cult, Fanatic, Capitalist
>Dynasty
>Ruler: Nick Denton
>Dynasty name: Denton
>Color: Piss yellow
1bf8e2 No.16003669
So The Harem is being ripped apart and ironically, Rance is fucking dead and his children aparently are ruling both the Wakandan Empire as well as Followers of Bayn. I checked, their lineage traces back to Rance. and his family. The reason of Rance's death is cited as "Job Hazard". Nunnally is also dead and the HBR is now ruled by a character with a "backstaber" trait. I can't find the way she died unfortunately. Hmmmm
>>16003621
>>16003608
Both of them can appear, give me the stats for Waifu Uprising.
1bf8e2 No.16003675
>>16003663
Gonna use this and DEUS VULT as Waifu Uprising doesn't have stats yet.
1bf8e2 No.16003705
I'm going to just give the Waifu Uprising stats myself.
b64390 No.16003720
>>16003669
Tangible Kyryzsomethingistan council
>SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>Industrial, Capitalist, Horde
>Ruler: Pajit Ai
>Dynasty Name: Pooinloo
806324 No.16003722
>>16003705
Sorry, was on the phone
At least keep it pink
fc8759 No.16003725
>>16003705
Wait are you telling me that a Caliphate has not one but three uprisings in the works?
1bf8e2 No.16003730
>>16003720
Already DEUS VULT, going to give the next rebelion in India this.
1bf8e2 No.16003733
>>16003725
The Harem has three rebelions, I will show you in a moment.
1bf8e2 No.16003769
>Waifu Uprising
>Scientific Cult
>Ruler: Loli
>Dynasty: Waifu
The Gawker Alliance has made it's way as well as DEUS VULT, holy shit interesting stuff is happening all the fucking time now. So the HBR is mostly as it was before, but the Wakandans started to eat at Harem's territory and the rebel nations of the Harem are currently in an alliance, seemingly all wanting to gain freedom from the Empire. The Alliance is called P.A.R.O.
1bf8e2 No.16003787
At least two more factions are probably going to appear at Harem's territory seeing how the Faction screen looks.
1bf8e2 No.16003810
>The Caliphate is degenerating.
I don't think there was ever a better time for total rebel victory at least on the Eastern continents.
1bf8e2 No.16003828
And so, the HBR grows in power as well as the three rebel factions tearing apart The Harem. Both Asia and Europe are going to look far more interesting soon.
618adf No.16003831
Question OP, I made the FoB. I chose the defensive traits, just how difficult does that make it for hostile actions to succeed?
1bf8e2 No.16003841
The HBR has created a base in Europe and is currently enganged in a Fleet battle with The Harem, as well as celebrating it's 10th birthday. I'm going to include the descriptions and crews of the ships taking part in the battle.
>>16003831
I wish I could give you the exact stats but the dev hasn't released any, it definitely unlocks access to new types of ships that help your empire defend itself
1bf8e2 No.16003851
As you can see some of those ships are pretty fucking old. They probably still existed when Rance was alive, not the HBR's though, those are brand new. It's a battle of New vs Old.
1bf8e2 No.16003864
>Harem's Flagship has a crew consisting of one unlucky guy, one unlucky idiot and two backstabbers.
This doesn't look very good.
There is something interesting about Harem's Fleet crew though, it has a member of "Thee Agenci on board"… aaand I just realized that The Harem has TWO Holy rollers stacked on top of each other.
1bf8e2 No.16003868
Tillan the Jobless is a younger ship but still pretty old, nothing interesting about the crew though.
1bf8e2 No.16003873
>>16003868
Except for the fact that this guy is a first of his dynasty.
1bf8e2 No.16003882
Now for the crews of the HBR fleets, and wouldn't you know it! Both a member of the Bully and the Ooze dynasty on the board of Bethances the Helpful, with the member of the Bully dynasty being royalty! Double Royalty because he had two rulers in his family! Nothing interesting about Sagenchost besides it being a ragtam team of morons and unlucky people.
1bf8e2 No.16003889
The crew of Tiltan has no fucking idea what it's doing.
THE REST OF THE FLEET IS RETREATING YOU STUPID NIGGERS
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE OUT THERE
1bf8e2 No.16003893
>Destroyed in mere seconds.
Not even fucking sorry for them.
1bf8e2 No.16003898
So there is now a country in Australia. I know you fuckers want to name it appropriately. In other news, all three Rebel Factions are doing absolutely amazing. Just look at those territory gains, The Harem is basically fucking fragmented by now.
1bf8e2 No.16003907
In the meanwhile I wait for name of Australia country I'm just going to mention one thing. Pic rel is the official Wakandan faith. Fucking wew.
e2f7a3 No.16003915
>>16003898
The Emu Confederacy
Aggressive, horde, fanatical
C3
King Emu, Big Birb dynasty.
1bf8e2 No.16003934
>>16003915
What evil have we introduced into the world?
1bf8e2 No.16003940
And just like that, one more country ruled by the Waifu dynasty appears. You can give your suggestions, we'll see how long it'll survive.
1bf8e2 No.16003948
>Followers of Bayn are celebrating 10th birthday
Happy birthday.
>The HBR is expanding
Uh oh
1bf8e2 No.16003954
The Brittanians have taken back their homeland back and the niggers are striking against the harem, is this the end of this now quite ancient Empire?
1bf8e2 No.16003966
THE HBE IS EXPANDING BOTH INTO EUROPE AND SOUTH AFRICA, TAKING LARGE CHUNKS OF TERRITORY BACK FROM THEIR PAST ENEMIES
THE REBIRTH OF THE HBR HAS COME!
618adf No.16003971
>>16003966
>Followers of Bayn: Is now DEGENERATING
1bf8e2 No.16003974
>The HBE is destroying Gawker while keeping Waifus Alive
>The Waifus are commiting genocide on the niggers
>The bullies are getting shitfaced
Truly the best timeline.
>>16003971
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
1bf8e2 No.16003984
>Juden Imperium is expanding.
Cockroaches are always hard to weed out aren't they?
b64390 No.16003993
>>16003984
Is the Tasmanian country named?
1bf8e2 No.16004006
>>16003993
>Gawker is degenerating
>It was also throw ount of the Rebel alliance
>Waifus are at peace with HBE.
And then they all sign peace, at least we know that the Magadan coutnry is still safe to name for now.
>>16003993
No it's not, there are two countries that you can name.
b64390 No.16004013
>>16004006
Tasmania
>Josef Fritzl's Basement Coaltion
>Stable, Defensive, Reclusive
>Dynasty ruler: Josef Fritzl
>Dynasty name: Fritzl
>Color: B15
1bf8e2 No.16004020
>The Harem is dead.
As with any Empire made around one great person, it fell apart when that person died.
806324 No.16004036
>>16004006
>Waifus are at peace with HBE
As it always should been
1bf8e2 No.16004040
>Space Oddity: A shoggoth has appeared
806324 No.16004046
>>16004040
I can't see it though
1bf8e2 No.16004055
So a new rebelion has appeared on HBE's territory, should I name it The Black Knights if it's succesful? Also, I'm just going to say that the Emu's are currently devastating Deus Vult.
806324 No.16004060
>>16004055
Of course, and Zero as their leader
b64390 No.16004064
>>16004055
>should I name it The Black Knights if it's succesful?
Yes.
>The Black Knights
>Militant, Diplomatic, Explosive
>Dynasty ruler: Zero
1bf8e2 No.16004065
In other news, Bullies have been completely erradicated from our world. Commander Akari of the HBE on the necessity of figting bullies, stating that only niggers and kikes are worse.
5455b7 No.16004072
I think of your teanigger waifu before I clear overgrown timber.
b64390 No.16004073
>>16004065
>Blacked Knights appear as soon as the Britannian Empire expands into the Wakandan Continent
No coincidences to see there what has the Juden Empire been up to as of late?
1bf8e2 No.16004075
>>16004064
Well the rebelion wasn't succesful but if any other is then I will do that unless HBE goes full ALL WILL BE ASHES due to eldritch influence. Speaking of erradicating niggers though… the HBE is seemingly doing an amazing job of that. DEUS VULT is currently being overrun by Emus.
1bf8e2 No.16004080
Well at least the waifus are safe from the Emu menace.
>>16004073
Absolutely fucking nothing! They're currently too weak to get up, it would take Followers of Bayn geting into a rebelion to get back their territories.
1bf8e2 No.16004086
>Gawker alliance is expanding
Uh-oh.
1bf8e2 No.16004095
Okay the good news are, the HBE is trying to destroy the Shoggoth.
b64390 No.16004101
>>16004086
I like how chill the big guys are, their flight plans are above our petty squabbles it seems.
1bf8e2 No.16004107
So the HGE made peace with the niggers, I guess that makes sense seeing that they have an Eldritch Abomination in South America to take care of.
>>16004101
They were pretty good neighbours to the HGE surprisingly, they don't get into any fights and don't really care about expanding.
923960 No.16004108
>>16004080
>Juden doing nothing
They're plotting. They'll know when to engage the goyim and take lands.
1bf8e2 No.16004112
>Gawker might destroy the Jewish menace
Wait what.
806324 No.16004113
Did we ever named the blue region next to Gawker?
>>16004107
No point to fight each other when you have a fucking space horror on your doorstep. Then again, you never know
1bf8e2 No.16004115
>Emus are trying to take away our waifus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>16004113
Nope, still waiting for that.
923960 No.16004118
>>16004115
We should name that area after Hulk Hogan and see if it rips into Gawker.
b64390 No.16004121
>>16004112
Nick must've had a falling out with his creditors.
1bf8e2 No.16004122
>All those mind control pods
Holy fucking shit.
>>16004118
Good idea, stats?
1bf8e2 No.16004125
>>16004121
>Rance dead
>Nunnally dead
>Nick is somehow still alive
But why.
b64390 No.16004126
>>16004122
>the pods are all flying towards Mecca
a-are they trying to start a new religion?
923960 No.16004132
>>16004122
Well theHulkster draws all the dimes brother so Capitalist, Stable for the stable amount of butts in seats, and Explosive for the power of the Hulkamaniacs who helped him lift the 600 lb Andre the Giant brother
1bf8e2 No.16004138
>>16004126
Those are waifu pods trying to reclaim their lands and Gawker pods trying to fuck over both waifus and emus.
923960 No.16004143
>>16004126
>Gawker starts a religion
I always knew faggotry was a cult.
1bf8e2 No.16004151
>>16004132
It seems that the dynasty that rules that country is the Waifu dynasty, so Hulk Hogan is now a part of the Waifu dynasty.
1bf8e2 No.16004159
So Waifus are now expanding, so they might be able to survive. At the same time Gawker is still trying to fuck over the Jews.
923960 No.16004161
>>16004151
>Hulk taking all the waifus
As expected of someone who takes his vitamins and says his prayers.
1bf8e2 No.16004166
So, the HBE is degenerating, which probably means.. that the Black Knights can have an entrance
923960 No.16004169
>>16004166
Or the Juden will start seizing land and create GREATER ISRAEL.
e2f7a3 No.16004170
>>16004151
>>16004159
No wonder that they are expanding then.
923960 No.16004178
>>16004170
If a faction pops up in the Waifu Dynasty, do we name it the NWO?
fc8759 No.16004179
>>16004166
The good goyim rise up because the Jews didn't virtue signal enough.
1bf8e2 No.16004180
The Dark Knights now exist and theniggers are being eaten up by Emus, Gawker signs peace with the Jews after taking part of their territory and the entire map is becoming a clusterfuck.
b64390 No.16004183
>>16004180
Eurasia right now is eerily similar to 1920s China.
1bf8e2 No.16004186
So the Black Kights managed to get a bit of territory before HBE stopped degenerating. I'm not even going to comment on the entirety of the East, just fucking look at it.
923960 No.16004188
>>16004180
>Gawker created a reasearch lab
Time for gender reassignments.
1bf8e2 No.16004190
So the Emus signed peace with both HGE and the waifus and are now completely focused on fighting with Gawker for the last scraps of the Wakandan Empire.
1bf8e2 No.16004200
Gawker is now rioting and… wait what the fuck? The waifus just merged with DEUS VULT! Are we getting Christian waifus now?
1bf8e2 No.16004203
Yep so waifus are now merged with Deus Vult!, which is probably an awful idea seeing that emus are now again out for their blood.
923960 No.16004205
>>16004200
The Hulkster taught the waifus about the power of prayer!
1bf8e2 No.16004210
So the bloodthirsty Emus are killing fucking everything in sight while Gawker is spreading it's influence a little bit too much. The Black Knights are still there technically and both Big Guys and the Jews are degenerating. Was this their master plan? To crash the Jews with no survivors while being expected in the wreckage?
1bf8e2 No.16004216
The Caliphate is celebrating it's 20th birthday, seeing it's state it's probably going to be it's last.
618adf No.16004217
>>16004210
For a bit the Big Guys were fortifying, looks like it was a short spell.
1bf8e2 No.16004226
So the Wakandans are now dead, and nothing of value was lost. The fun things are happening over at the East, where Deus Vult is cutting into HULKAMANIA to gain territory to fend off Emus.
1bf8e2 No.16004235
Happy 10th birthday Deus Vult! Now it seems that neither Gawker nor the Jews are doing any good right now. Can it mean a new better era for the world?
1bf8e2 No.16004242
Not before Jewish 20th birthday it seems.
fc8759 No.16004248
>>16004235
>>16004242
Oh wow just one more push and the Jews will be eradicated.
1bf8e2 No.16004257
So Gawker is celebrating it's 10th birthday while Baneist territory is being ripped apart by Gawker and rebels. not touching the single Jew world though, lucky bastards. The emus stopped their bloodthirsty attack and are now fortifying… at least for now.
7e5ebd No.16004259
1bf8e2 No.16004264
And now the HBE is celebrating it's 20th birthday! Deus Vult seems to be slowly regaining it's territories from the Emus.
1bf8e2 No.16004269
And the emu confederacy celebrates 10th millenia birthday! Things seem to have stabilized a bit with all major countries gaining stable territories.
1bf8e2 No.16004276
I also want to say that DEUS VULT and HULKAMANIA are allied, no doubt waifu influence.
1bf8e2 No.16004286
Even Baneists are now celebrating 20th birthday, seems like almost every country had time to celebrate it in peace.
1bf8e2 No.16004289
Hulkamania celebrates it's 10th birthday in peace, protected by the Christian waifus of DEUS VULT.
806324 No.16004292
>>16004286
>>16004289
It's calm. TOO calm
Something big is gonna happen, watch out
1bf8e2 No.16004295
Oh shit the Joseph Fritzl's Basement Coalition has been destroyed!
On the other hand the Big Guys are being crashed har by Gawker, and in turn Deus Vult is absolutely ravaging the fortifying Emus as if it was nothing.
1bf8e2 No.16004299
>Whimsical Imperium of Niger
I'm just going to add one letter to that name.
923960 No.16004304
>>16004299
I guess we found the remnants of Wakanda.
1bf8e2 No.16004308
The slow destruction of Emus goes without anything extraordinary happening but at the same time…
Wait what do you mean Gawker is expanding? That doesnt' sound good.
1bf8e2 No.16004320
I don't like the look of all those mind control pods but they don't seem to be doing anything. Something more interesting happening in the death of Big Guys, which goes just as slow as the death of Emus and is comprised of small rebel factions fighting over that territory. It's pretty chaotic, that's what you get for living next to Jews. The changes as of right now happen but they are slow and pretty predictable, nothing groundbreaking nor surprising has happened yet.
1bf8e2 No.16004323
They expected you in the wreckage Followers of Bayn.
1bf8e2 No.16004327
The Iqualit Democracy is the next dominant country on the territories of Big Guys, roll out the names guys. At the same time, Emu Confederacy is degenerating, which will probably speed up their death at the hands of Deus Vult.
1bf8e2 No.16004332
>Emu Confederacy declares war on Gawker.
I hope they take out as many fuckers as they can before they die.
806324 No.16004334
>>16004327
>>16004320
>all those mind control pods
Jesus Christ. But yeah, why fight when you can see the world burn around you?
1bf8e2 No.16004335
Fuck, where the fuck did that new HBE rebelion come from?!
1bf8e2 No.16004338
It seems that they signe peace with the HBE. Roll out the names for this one too.
1bf8e2 No.16004339
And thus the bloodthirsty reign of Emus is over… while the HBE is for some reason burning up in small rebelions suddenly.
7e5ebd No.16004342
923960 No.16004349
>>16004339
>the Jews still hanging on
What a resilient bunch of reptiles.
1bf8e2 No.16004350
>The Black Knights allying themselves with the Holy Britannian Empire.
What the fuck are you doing Zero, that's the complete opposite of what you've been trying to do the entire show.
1bf8e2 No.16004357
It seems that the HBE's rebelions are mostly being constantly picked off by Gawker, resilient fuckers I'll tell ya that. Also the HBE started fortifying now. Guess they want to get ready in case something big happens.
Still waiting for name for that Democracy.
1bf8e2 No.16004360
Happy Birthday Black Knights! Their organization is 10 years old already!
7e5ebd No.16004362
1bf8e2 No.16004364
Huh, I have a gift and I have no idea what it does,should I open it? It might help some empires, change the political landscapes… or it could destroy the world. What should I do?
1bf8e2 No.16004367
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7e5ebd No.16004370
dbaa4f No.16004374
>>16004357
NEETocracy
Gray
Reclusive, Slow Starter, Scientific
Last two can be whatever
fc8759 No.16004376
1bf8e2 No.16004379
It merged the Black Knights with the democratic country! Well I guess that solves the problem of naming it!
>>16004374
Will name the next country that way.
923960 No.16004385
>>16004379
>hulkamania is fortifying
The Hulkster is going to drop the leg on Gawker any day now.
1bf8e2 No.16004387
Well this is… surprisingly… peaceful?
7e5ebd No.16004394
>>16004387
Spirt of bane rising
1bf8e2 No.16004395
Oh shit fucking finally! The kikes are dead!
7e5ebd No.16004397
1bf8e2 No.16004399
What is that red blob that suddenly appeared after the kikes have died?
923960 No.16004401
>>16004395
They'll be back. They just cause a disturbance in a host country and build a new merchant empire.
1bf8e2 No.16004403
Happy 20th birthday Deus Vult!
7e5ebd No.16004410
>>16004403
68 until completion
1bf8e2 No.16004413
>Hulkamania is degenerating.
Is the spirit of Wrestling dead?
5455b7 No.16004417
>>16004403
>NW looks like a saw bar still
7e5ebd No.16004422
>>16004413
Twas the need for the joose unfortunately
923960 No.16004423
>>16004413
C'mon Hulkster! You have to drop the leg on Gawker!
1bf8e2 No.16004425
Gawker unfortunately also survived for it's 20th birthday, resilient fuckers. At least Nick is dead already.
1bf8e2 No.16004437
For 30 years HBE has been ruling as one of the biggest countries in the world. Technically Deus Vult is bigger now, but there doesn't seem bot be any war readying between the two, so for now it seems that things will stay peaceful.
7e5ebd No.16004440
>>16004425
Nwf confirmed legit
1bf8e2 No.16004445
Hulkamania is celebrating it's 20th birthday already and Jesus fucking Christ are the things going on slow now. Even Hulkmania is not really at any threat seeing that it's part of the alliance with Deus Vult! The only thing that can kill the Hulkster is a rebelion now… well at least what can kill the country, because the actual ruler is long dead and someone else took his place.
1bf8e2 No.16004449
Seems that something is happening! The HBE is degenerating and there is a quite large rebelion taking up north of Middle East and Africa.
7e5ebd No.16004451
1bf8e2 No.16004452
Uh-oh, both of the great empires are degenerating.
7e5ebd No.16004458
>>16004452
Confirmed assad global matriarchy
1bf8e2 No.16004462
So I skipped ahead for a bit aaand nothing fucking happened.
I'm going off to sleep, I won't be able to do any Gali threads tommorow, but maybe the day after tommorow it will be possible. We'll see. Goodnight guys.
dbaa4f No.16004464
>>16004462
Night OP, see you later.
7e5ebd No.16004470
>>16004462
Cheers anon, i thank your autismo
806324 No.16004471
>>16004462
Good Night Galianon, hope to see more space adventures
Advice: keep it at your own rhythm, let's not necessarily make a thread every day or it will lose interest
7e5ebd No.16004525
>>16004471
>seconds thread in a year…
How many i miss?
fc8759 No.16004534
>>16004452
Just do it when you feel like it.
5455b7 No.16004823
>>16004525
That foolish kike must think it's CY+3 still.