13a612 No.16000656
Anyone have some particularly egregious examples of bad "influenced" reviews? Especially ones where the reviewer got sent an early "review copy". Thanks.
ee071c No.16000664
Any youtube channel with a checkmark.
da838e No.16000688
Find me a better example and I'll fly out to suck your dick.
7dc8e5 No.16000711
Not exactly reviews, but related nevertheless.
edb604 No.16000719
The shit Unlimited Saga got from "games journalists" will forever make me despise them.
04c135 No.16000734
>>16000711
>gal metal has different control schemes
<almost all reviewers never mention this
ee071c No.16000740
3c9253 No.16000770
>>16000711
>fujii's twatter picture is from his infamous appearance at E3
I hope his game did well despite the injust review from a braindead whore.
ca110c No.16000792
>>16000711
>290GB
what the fuck, this shit is why we need repacks, to cut down on the bullshit bloat like extra languages, my internet is 7mb download, if I downloaded such a game it would take days, maybe even a week, no thanks
da838e No.16000812
>>16000792
>7mb
Consider yourself lucky.
>>16000740
What I find interesting about those reviews is that all the stuff they praise is vague, nebulous stuff.
>Posts pics of your sexii mouth.
That wasn't part of the deal.
05aca9 No.16000815
>>16000656
Pretty much all of them.
1b60e0 No.16000876
>>16000812
ur interbutts is shit
1b60e0 No.16000880
>>16000876
Though I've never seen a download go faster than 13mb/s on this so the upload rating appears to be my cap for both.
1b24c1 No.16000884
>"influenced" reviews?
at this point I don't think publishers even need to line a reviewers pockets, they're so incompetent that they just give every game that functions a 8 or above even if they hate it or don't even complete it. No one actually reads their reviews thats probably why the plug their personal feelings/politics into the reviews then slap a number on it
da838e No.16000885
>>16000880
Despite the fact that it says 1.67MB for me, I rarely see it go past 750kb/s.
1b60e0 No.16000895
>>16000885
Shit man, that speed is tragic, do you connect with tin cans attached with a length of string?
ee85c4 No.16000898
>>16000885
Remember, there is a big difference between Mb/s and MB/s
ee071c No.16000920
>>16000812
>playing hard to get
You're only making me harder.
1b24c1 No.16000924
>>16000891
metacritic has gotta go
da838e No.16000925
>>16000895
Not quite. I live in this weird area, where I'm in at the 'end' of a small neighborhood located between a couple other larger ones. Basically, to get faster internet would require a company to lay entirely new lines down that were capable of handling it, but there's almost no reason they'd bother because it would serve less than a dozen houses. So my options are this or satellite internet. Most of the time when I need to download anything larger than a few GB, I pack up my computer and drive up to a friend's house about a quarter mile up the road, where he gets 30MB/s
>>16000920
UwU don't hit on me silly boy
edb604 No.16000931
>>16000927
I don't understand the purpose of a vasectomy, unless your semen was highly acidic or something.
1b24c1 No.16000933
>>16000931
when you wanna drop big loads in your wifes pussy but you already have enough kids
7dc8e5 No.16000934
>>16000931
MGTOW, probably. That, or some political statement about white privilege.
7426e6 No.16000938
>>16000931
Maybe you just don't want to have kids ever
40ffb8 No.16000940
edb604 No.16000944
>>16000933
I don't think the creampie is worth crippling my testicles forever
1b24c1 No.16000949
>>16000944
I personally don't see the harm in it if some one has already had kids and doesn't want more
40ffb8 No.16000954
>>16000949
I just think anyone taken in by that ad should never reproduce.
edb604 No.16000955
>>16000951
Why the fuck are you even here then, dumb cunt
ace7a7 No.16000959
>>16000931
Medically cucking yourself so black women(male) can impregnate your wife instead.
edb604 No.16000969
>>16000962
>I am just the messenger
And we all know (((who)))'s message you're bringing.
1b24c1 No.16000970
vasectomy in the long run is probably cheaper if a married couple already has kids and doesn't wanna keep buying the pill or condoms, just a thought
0a2ff3 No.16000973
>>16000970
I heard it makes your balls hurt.
3c9253 No.16000981
>>16000931
>>16000970
you could just marry a little girl if you want to cum inside and not have children, don't be a cuck anon
1b24c1 No.16000984
>>16000973
my father had one after he had me and my brother, so that woulda been in the mid 90s at that point, he says it hurt like all fuck and he made it worse by trying to go back to work too early
1b24c1 No.16000994
>>16000981
die, pedo
>>16000989
He got all the kids he wanted and then fucked mum without a rubber or the pill from then on, I really don't see the harm in it what's more worrisome is that the bloodline could end with me because I'm a 5'10" genetic waste who shouldn't reproduce and my brother is a claimed asexual
40ffb8 No.16000998
>>16000924
Good luck convincing people that quality can't be quantified into a simple number.
627b9f No.16001000
>>16000994
if she bleeds she can breed.
c20e31 No.16001003
>>16000986
Who did Randy assault at GDC?
1b24c1 No.16001004
>>16000998
you aint wrong, sadly it's not going anywhere because the casuals still haven't noticed that almost every big name game for the last decade has gotten roughly the same score
3c9253 No.16001008
>>16000994
>both sons are genetic dead end
nice, karma for emasculating himself willingly
b04dc7 No.16001012
1b24c1 No.16001017
>>16001003
>>16001012
better question is how good was the hush money for whoever he laid hands on for them to not immediately call out the guy for it
1b24c1 No.16001023
>>16001008
eh I feel like you don't get it, it's a shame I'm too short to bother breeding but the old man wasn't gonna be able to afford more than us because its not like he was gonna get welfare baby money if he pumped out more of us, being a white working class man. Might not get grandkids but he still got sons who learned to work and get money to support him back when he's older. Sometimes it's more than just continuing a bloodline for the sake of it
3c9253 No.16001026
>>16001023
all this tells me is that you actually have a micro dick and even if you wanted your sperm wouldn't reach any woman's womb
who gives a fuck if your children are born ugly and short, your father will be happy with his grandchildren no matter what
1b24c1 No.16001033
>>16001026
>who gives a fuck if your children are born ugly and short
the women who would breed with them, dummy. My dicks regular but no girls gonna touch it because i'm <6', even if its just by 2 inches, that's enough to have even weaker, aesthetically uglier, or financially worse off men to MOG the fuck out of me
0a2ff3 No.16001039
>>16001023
>>16001033
no dude the problem isn't your height, you're just autistic.
3c9253 No.16001041
>>16001039
this >>16001033 not all women breed with "chads", even actual midgets are able to score normal women
you're probably gay
1b24c1 No.16001042
>>16001039
well probably shouldn't breed in that case either.
1b24c1 No.16001046
>>16001041
>you're probably gay
nah I wanna fuck women real bad but attempts I've made were all snuffed, simply not desirable and that shit happens sometimes, you either accept it shift focuses to other forms of self improvement and satisfaction, or become a screeching /r9k/ poster, the former is fine
0ad83c No.16001060
Pretty much any time Famitsu gives out a perfect score.
f39ed0 No.16001077
>>16000711
>Le science proves me RIGHT - "I ate 10 children Sterling"
I hope Jim fucking chokes on a chicken bone.
38d23e No.16001202
b9e725 No.16001560
>>16000931
So you can have fun like this guy did. Not my sort of thing though.
8ba0c8 No.16001804
>>16000719
Could you please go into details by chance? I started playing Romancing Saga 2 and I want to check out the rest of the series.
edb604 No.16001821
>>16001804
Just take a fucking look at these "professional reviews". Thing is, this game had a near 100 page manual that came with the japanese version that the localization team just never bothered to fucking translate. Of course the oh so inquisitive and methodical "journalists" couldn't be arsed to figure that shit out, not that it would have helped them anyway they're one step below retarded. If you do play it check out a FAQ because it's honestly one of the best games I've ever played.
e5f3a3 No.16001827
>>16000944
I don't think it affects your testicles, also it's undoable.
e38402 No.16001828
>review issues
the only issue is that you listen to reviews, just play the games demo before you buy it or watch some gameplay, never listened to reviews and just picked up games that where sold at carboot sales and second hand shops, few games where really shit and most games didnt cost that much
febe51 No.16001835
>>16001560
The psyops have been going on for a long time. Don't get a vasectomy.
de4dfa No.16001872
>>16001828
>carboot sales
So how's life in bongistian?
e38402 No.16001998
>>16001872
shit, i hope brexit gets stopped so we can have a civil war or something, but i doubt anyone would do anything if it gets stopped. nothing interesting happens here
c71db3 No.16002023
>>16000656
I've been using streamers who share my tastes to get my reviews for years now
e38cee No.16002046
>>16000734
Going through menu options is hard, anon. Even though it says it on the fucking box.
073455 No.16002074
>>16001004
Retards think that the only problem is the scores are inflated. They think that treating 7+/10 as C 8+/10 as B and 9/10 as A fixes the problem. They see it as a "helpful metric" even if it is inaccurate.
8dbf4f No.16003170
>>16000792
>days, maybe even a week
It should you around 12 and a half hours unless I did something wrong on the site. If you're getting a constant 7 megabytes at least.
unless you have a cap, in which case rip
>>16000898
Isn't it mbs for megabits and mb/s for megabytes though? The whole bytes to bit shit always confuses me. How about we all write out the entire fucking word than abbreviating it with the same two letters in the future. please
>>16000920
>>16000927
Literally what the fuck
>>16001560
Sounds pretty hilarious but you should only really consider that if your genes are physical aids.
>>16001998
>tfw no threads movie irl
6100ae No.16003223
>>16003091
I bet every man less than 6' on the planet feels awful for not being able to bump uglies with that half-spic goblin.
1b24c1 No.16004100
>>16003223
if a fat goblin has standards that high imagine actual attractive women
b88377 No.16004140
>>16001821
> that the localization team just never bothered to fucking translate
Well, it's not their job to translate, it's in the name; nobody is "localizing" Dostoyevsky, Sienkiewicz, Plato, Andersen, Goethe.
The localization was pretty good, not like target audience can read 100 pages manuals, or at all.
de4dfa No.16004890
>>16003170
>Isn't it mbs for megabits and mb/s for megabytes though?
Mb=megabit; what ISP use to bullshit their speeds
MB=megabyte; what your pc actually uses for measuring sizes and speeds
/s=per second
mb= wild card, you're going to have to pay attention to the context or just ask the poster.
56f960 No.16005031
>>16004890
Obviously mb stands for millibits
ab0ab2 No.16005283
le a better question would be if there were any le decent reviews
3749cf No.16005725
>>16005031
Megabits, superbits, hyperbits and ultrabits refer to different grades of bits, aka known as the bit rating or bit rate. It can be worth paying for better bits if you have a high clock speed SSD such as a TFT or RAM.
cb1cc3 No.16006148
>>16004890
>>16003170
byte = (usually) 8 bits
MB = 1000000 bytes
Mb = 1000000 bits
MiB = 1048576 (1024²) bytes
Mib = 1048576 bits
Remember your binary vs nonbinary prefixes.
ISPs use bits still as a measurement for 3 reasons:
* In the old days, speeds were slow enough that bits per second was a far better measurement, given 300bit/s modems and such.
* The basic unit of transmission isn't a frame, a packet, or even a byte, but still bits. The physical layer is still concerned with shooting bits over the line, so the speeds of the base hardware are still defined in bits.
* A byte is not always a bit. A byte is the number of bits used to encode a single character, and has historically been between 6 and 10 bits. 8 is by far the most common now, but the word byte doesn't mean 8 bits. Therefore, the word "Megabyte" doesn't actually define the size, where "Megabit" does.
Nowadays, they'd probably use bytes for most of these and hard-define a byte to mean 8 bits, but we're not in a position yet where we can ignore history that is only 30 years old.
51845b No.16006155
>>16000656
Breath of the Wild: the game has like a perfect metascore, but the reviewers had an unplayable, pre-patch version of the game. Nichegamer is the only site I know that addressed this, and they gave it a 6/10 as a result, while pointing out that all the sites that played the broken version of the game and still gave it a 10 were clearly lying.
I'm going to say there are maybe only five games a year that are above a 1/10, and I can't even name five, I am just assuming that statistically there are.
3749cf No.16006171
>>16006108
Hello Tenda Spencer aka EurasianTiger mod of /r/hapas
cb1cc3 No.16006184
>>16006155
>I'm going to say there are maybe only five games a year that are above a 1/10
That's retarded. Hyperbole doesn't help your point. There are few good games and more shit ones, but it's still a bell curve. 1/10 should be as rare as a 10/10 (I'd say 1 in 100 games for each).
ac9191 No.16009943
>>16006171
Wasn't this the guy whom used to beef with ElliotRodger on Sluthate? Not me btw. Great hollow cheeks, pretty envious.
3749cf No.16010051
>>16009943
You're posting your webcomics and you basically just admitted you are him.
e89ae3 No.16010171
>>16001046
fair enough, in future don't use your height as an excuse, you're just a loser.
ae6bbd No.16011670
Well, there was a guy who got fired from Gamespot for giving a game 6/10 that the site was advertising. I think it was Kane & Lynch
ac9191 No.16023942
>>16012440
Yeah bro, just take roids to change your bones bro.
1f105d No.16024387
>>16023942
Admittedly, if you want to change your bones you'll have to take HGH as well
ac9191 No.16024463
>>16024387
That may work at a young age, but I'm 23 (and a virgin): my bones are set. Surgery is the only real option unless mewing works, but never tried it properly. I'm also fairly high T and don't want to risk my hairline by going on that shit.
1f105d No.16024633
>>16024463
You could also stop browsing 4/fit or wherever you come from and stop killing yourself over your fucking jawline
d9dc51 No.16024996
>>16006148
>A byte is not always a bit. A byte is the number of bits used to encode a single character, and has historically been between 6 and 10 bits
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte
That's utter bullshit because byte is long ISO standardized and all modern hardware uses 8 bit as smallest storage unit.
>The C standard requires that the integral data type unsigned char must hold at least 256 different values, and is represented by at least eight bits (clause 5.2.4.2.1).
Even the C standard requires a byte to be at least 8 bits.
>character
This doesn't have anything to do with letters. Computers can live fine without letters.
A byte today always refers to exactly 8 bits unless otherwise mentioned when discussing ancient hardware.