97a5b9 No.15996143
Is Bonerlord just the newest NEVER EVER?
2f460c No.15996149
>newest
It's been never ever since forever ever
0c09b1 No.15996164
1241f5 No.15996188
>>15996143
>>15996143
No, it'll just come out in the same amount of time the first one did
97a5b9 No.15996190
ecec5f No.15996225
>>15996215
Reminds me of some guy here on 8ch who was making a fighting game with a lady and then Nier Automata was announced and he sperged.
743525 No.15996229
>t. never followed the first game's dev cycle
The only difference is that unlike the first, the devs didn't cheap the fuck out by making it Early Access. Taleworlds is the only good thing about Turkey.
97a5b9 No.15996233
>>15996215
No shit, I probably would too because all the normalfaggots would just call it a copy or a clone
ecec5f No.15996239
>>15996229
How long did it take to release warband?
97a5b9 No.15996246
>>15996239
Says announced Jan 2009, release initially March 30, 2010
661aa3 No.15996256
It's taking them a long time to reskin this game.
410ed8 No.15996269
>>15996246
This is correct but leaves out that Warband was just an expansion pack. Mount & Blade started development in '04 I think.
410ed8 No.15996278
>>15996246
>>15996269
No, I'm wrong. Beta versions became available in '04. The game probably started development in '01 or something. So ~7-8 years of dev time, meaning Bannerlord is about on track.
ac374d No.15996284
>>15996143
Nah, the "newest NEVER EVER" would be SMTV.
97a5b9 No.15996285
>>15996278
This is both reassuring and disappointing
743525 No.15996397
>>15996246
I bought M&B for $11 in 05 or 06, I remember it was something like the .635 beta version. At the time you always started at Zendar, a neutral town exempt from all of the other political happenings, and that town ceased to exist later when the factions were done properly. I also remember that buying a game for a lower price during beta was an edgy and novel concept at the time.
ecec5f No.15996455
>>15996278
If they followed the same cycle it would be released this or the next year. My guess would be late December 2020
a95863 No.15996466
HOLY SHIT BONNERLORD IS OUT
3e676d No.15996513
>>15996466
No one is going to believe this. Hell, they could release it right now, announce it and upload it to steam and I still wouldn't believe it.
3cbe94 No.15996514
All I want is to be able to take a castle, kill all the enemy lords, send all the noblewomen to the barracks to get comfortable for the night, and to mail the fingers of the dead lords to their families. Is that too much to ask?
000000 No.15996535
000000 No.15996541
>>15996143
I like the protagonist by the way. A genuinely black African, curly hair and all, done right, not like fake Nizar.
954d05 No.15996670
>>15996285
It's kind of insane how much work and development went into swords when the pointy stick was always a much better weapon…
224e0c No.15996697
>>15996215
It's still not released? Damn, I even forgot it existed.
c8da6a No.15996725
>>15996535
Cry more, childfucker.
c80bdc No.15996726
>>15996670
>Spearfags
Funtime's over
2d007d No.15996738
Bonerlord literally can't disappoint.
2d007d No.15996818
>>15996793
>implying the bugs won't make the launch a huge success
2d007d No.15996834
>>15996825
Sure I do too, but there could be some hilarious content to come out of its bugs.
I am looking forward to what sorts of mods will come out of it. Wild West mods are gonna make my dick hard as a Nord's skull.
000000 No.15996861
>>15996535
>impotent cuckchanner being impotent
65858d No.15996870
>nigger in the first screenshot
It'll be shit.
8af9e2 No.15996891
>>15996870
yes, how dare the player have the freedom to make their pc brown
66fa95 No.15996895
>>15996143
>CIA in 2nd pic
nice
a459fd No.15996902
>>15996870
Not a nigger, an Arab.
>>15996887
An Arab and a White woman have sex and produce an Asian baby. I surmise this woman may have been acquainted with at least one Kherghit at some point in her life.
e8d43d No.15996906
>>15996902
That's not an asian, that's that chick who plays arya in game of thrones.
a459fd No.15996933
>>15996906
Nah, she's got a major case of mongolitis. She looks like an ay lamao and fetal alcohol syndrome got together and made an abortion. Maisie looks more like Shrek's rape baby.
5980aa No.15996985
>>15996933
>She looks like an ay lamao and fetal alcohol syndrome got together and made an abortion.
Aren't Battanians supposed to be Brits/Picts or something?
Would explain the features
a459fd No.15997014
>>15996985
They look very Saxon if you look at some of the art. More German than Celt.
2eac65 No.15997125
>>15996179
I remember when the Devs came on the 4chan board to talk about the game.
it really did look cool during the time but fuck.
3b7329 No.15997144
b0e125 No.15997146
>>15996887
Medieval European peasants were tanned like this
3a5e5e No.15997149
>>15996908
>They called me a horsefucker
>So I fucked their horse and their wife
b4a4c5 No.15997250
>>15996143
Dr. Jeremus I'm Butterlord.
3a5e5e No.15997279
>>15997250
They work for the upstart king. The Calradietta man.
89a923 No.15997283
I bet this game is gonna run like absolute dogshit. That's why it's taking forever.
0a5e88 No.15997300
>>15997283
I will give Mounty Bellend some credit: Every iteration I played runs pretty good and ran fairly well even at the time.
The worst part of its performance issues were the bugs and crashing.
9b5838 No.15997305
>>15996902
Arabs are asiatic
97a5b9 No.15997361
fbc0d0 No.15997407
>>15996143
Bannerlord will come out in the same year as Star Citizen.
492013 No.15998645
How could you even play it without dickplomacy?
d62243 No.15998659
>>15996143
N E V E R
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b8bf83 No.15998718
>>15998645
>4th pic
>gangbang
Irredeemable garbage ef yourself.
492013 No.15998745
>>15998718
Elf you too, buddy!
eba3e4 No.15998748
Thank god there's an option to play a nigger, now all those millions of cucks who would have bought the game won't feel alienated.
6a856d No.15998754
>>15996887
>Has a tan.
>Somehow makes them a nigger.
Fuck Anon you best stay inside sunshine makes you black.