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File: 87dac73656ae2cc⋯.jpg (32.17 KB, 400x300, 4:3, FEAR.jpg)

56fc55  No.15995546

The other day, I saw one guy who recommended playing FEAR without the bullet time/reflex ability, despite of the fact that the latter is supposed to be one of the most integral gameplay mechanics in the game right next to the crouch button.

Tried it out, and god be my witness, I had a fucking blast with the game. Machine Pistols actually being useful and even surprisingly effective weapons for a change, much more adrenaline during the firefights, and whatnot.

Can Anon recommend any other self-imposed handicaps or other, unintended ways of playing a game that actually makes playing it more fun, as opposed to just upping the difficulty for the sake of upping the difficulty? Just refusing to use certain abilities, or RP stuff, or whatever it is.

bfa615  No.15995564

File: 2a24b12dc4c9262⋯.jpg (593.63 KB, 3000x3000, 1:1, some smug dev cunt.jpg)

>take out a key mechanic and making the game a tiny bit more challenging than the usual walk in the park it is even on the highest difficulty makes it good

this is what fear cucks actually believe


2a8b13  No.15995582

>>15995546

max payne without bullet time

god hand KMS run

those are the ones I can think of


ea9a56  No.15995594

File: 542e79f5d1502e4⋯.gif (726.11 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 1462118637209.gif)

>>15995564

>let me squeeze out just a tiny bit more fun

<no

Ok.


4d0841  No.15995596

Skyrim.. ON LEGENDARY


a72782  No.15995598

File: a50ef0b2639302e⋯.webm (5.61 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Dark Messiah physics.webm)

Might & Magic Dark Messiah, play as a wizard, meaning that you are not allowed to use weapons to kill any enemies. You are, however, allowed to throw and kick whatever shit you come across.

After you've done with that playthrough, you are going to be so fucking depressed once you realize that the actual gameplay in videogames has just kept getting worse and worse during the last decade. There is little to no environmental interaction in games nowadays. That shit is hard to code, and the incompetent shits can't do difficult stuff nowadays.


44d93a  No.15995606

Dark Souls has a bunch of challenge runs like that. No dodging, no shields, strong attacks only etc.


17834d  No.15995609

File: 145afa2a37c5508⋯.jpg (20.18 KB, 229x300, 229:300, 1252546843443.jpg)

>>15995598

>using magic

Babby tier. Real men play through DMoMaM kicks + throwing objects only. You haven't lived until you kill the orc chieftain by throwing a rock at his head.


bfa615  No.15995610

>>15995594

play better games then. taking out le cool particle effects and lighting everyone jerks off so much about fear is no better than half life 2 if it was set in 40 copypasted near identical maps


1d434d  No.15995613

File: 790a1bbc8b98634⋯.png (26.48 KB, 357x233, 357:233, nuzlocke.png)

>>15995546

The Nuzlocke Challenge is the only way to play.


2ecead  No.15995616

>>15995564

how does it feel being a (you) whore.


bfa615  No.15995624

File: 976cd62be2b03d4⋯.jpg (105.87 KB, 560x510, 56:51, 976cd62be2b03d4d71255a0b6a….jpg)

>>15995616

how does it feel being a faggot unable to form his own opinions desperately trying to fit in?


1d434d  No.15995635

>>15995624

How does it feel being gay?


fd1e97  No.15995639

File: a380db14eee0640⋯.jpg (93.15 KB, 702x627, 234:209, 7f1b96316f31188ca6379a21c8….jpg)

>>15995564

This. Bullet time is a trash mechanic meant to compensate for incompetence by making everything piss easy. Be wrong if you must, this cannot be disproven.


26fb9b  No.15995640

File: 481e5c444b5baef⋯.jpg (13.04 KB, 200x401, 200:401, 481e5c444b5baefa6fa9ab2388….jpg)


5390ab  No.15995642

>>15995564

/thread


af1fef  No.15995652

122333 challenge in FFXII, you keep your characters at their starting levels and focus entirely on the skill board, classes and equipment to beat the game, sounds hard but it's more of a test of patience than anything, still pretty fun since you're forced to use all sorts of weapons, armors and spells, not just the strongest shit available.

No exp critical mode on KH2FM, actually pretty easy once you learn how to dodge and block, damage scales so you won't be having hour long bossfights/random encounters.

Mythic/LASO difficulty on halo games, balls to the wall hard on 2, 3 and reach, manageable on 1 and ODST, iirc nonexistent on 4 and 5, never played those two so i can't confirm.


5102c4  No.15995709

File: f51811008fbdfef⋯.webm (4.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Jak 3 - OOB.webm)

>>15995546

>Playing games in unintended ways

I'm sorry anon, you just missed AGDQ.


43ce76  No.15995727

>>15995606

>console games

no thanks


24cb3f  No.15995748

>>15995709

That was almost funny, no way it was from this years AGDQ


f3dd25  No.15995771

File: ce29aa423838849⋯.webm (2.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, MegaManX.webm)

>>15995748

Believe it, but you can bet everybody having fun has henceforth been shadowbanned.


8b035f  No.15995772

>>15995598

That's not too challenging since there will be an instakill pit, fire or spike wall everywhere. That's sort of my complaint with that game, the kicking and environment were neat but far too easy to get kills with.


e2eb2f  No.15995773

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. CoC only saving on area transitions. CoC has a permadeath mode but fuck that.


24cb3f  No.15995786

>>15995772

Kind of makes up for the fact that weapon damage is pretty much trash on higher difficulties. About the only way to kill anything on very hard? is either to coup de grace spam or environment kill


32ce27  No.15995794

File: 2050d189a236c80⋯.jpg (13.12 KB, 205x164, 5:4, john takahasi.jpg)

>use explosives, a physics object or just an exploit to get insane speeds or just to launch myself upwards

>Play stealth games on the hardest setting and using loud weapons to kill everyone in the level but never getting spotted


fd1e97  No.15995796

>>15995794

>Play stealth games on the hardest setting and using loud weapons to kill everyone in the level but never getting spotted

You mean you don't do that in every stealth game?


96d832  No.15995799

Metal Gear Solid V with the Infinite Heaven mod, and you deploy with zero gear. Basically subsistence mode.

Why? Well, suppressed weapons are OP as fuck and having to go through with nothing but wits and a unsuppressed AK and Makarov is fucking intense. I think it's probably the most fun way to play the game.


ff43f7  No.15995814

File: 82e22640f9deed5⋯.jpg (40.28 KB, 474x355, 474:355, pirate.jpg)

>>15995546

>Playing games in unintended ways

I'm a pirate. I play all my games in unintended ways.


32ce27  No.15995816

File: 93bb0590822208d⋯.jpg (27.52 KB, 418x275, 38:25, Solid Skate.jpg)

>>15995796

no, sometimes i just use grenades or any other way of killing enemies, maybe even spam flashbangs and kill them using melee


c5a4a7  No.15995843

I avoided magic as much as possible in Wolfenstein( 2009), too cheaty and felt out of touch with RTCW that I had sunk uncountable hours into. Haven't played any other Wolfenstein since either.


bbebf0  No.15995854

>>15995546

I played through most of Deus Ex with Noclip and Invinciblility just to play the game out of sequence to check out the ai and generally just explore.


786c0a  No.15995859

Fear is fucking shit with or without its shitty bullet time mechanic. Probably the most forgettable FPS I've ever played. Makes even Duke Nuke 'em Forever look like digital crack in comparison.


44d93a  No.15995936

>>15995748

>>15995771

I recommend the Ninja Gaiden Black speedrun from last year I think it was. Guys were fun.


30ac1a  No.15995951

NES River City Ransom - no Dragon Feet, Stone Fists or Grand Slam


cffea1  No.15995955

File: d64824971d5eba5⋯.jpg (98.45 KB, 500x375, 4:3, d2cow.jpg)

Only talk to an npc when it becomes impossible to move on.


9f695f  No.15995982

>>15995773

Ironman + that mode which makes you reincarnate as one of your squad member when you die. Permadeath is a bit too unforgiving for a game like stalker but with your squad members basically being your "lifes" it's actually really fun. Gets really intense once your whole squad is down and you're all alone and desperate to find some allies to join you.

That's the only way I play CoC these days and I really love it. I consider it a game over once my whole squad dies and I reincarnate as some completely random person.


24cb3f  No.15995992

>>15995982

Last time I tried to play CoC it was too annoying to have a squad at all. They kept getting caught in and blocking doors, making the game pretty much unplayable (especially around the ecologist bunkers).


b91964  No.15996010

Using only the basic melee weapon in older FPSes such as Doom or Shadow Warrior for example and only shooting if it's necessary to advance in a level


06817e  No.15996033

When I play warframe I play as Zephyr and just fly around randomly while my team does all the work.


433057  No.15996037

Mega Man X5. On it's own it's probably the weakest X game next to 6 and 7. Play in on Xtreme, using unarmored X, and with buster only, and suddenly levels are requiring some serious skills on your behalf, especially bosses who can four-two shot you and you can really begin to appreciate certain bosses(Volt Kraken, Izzy Glow, Mattrex, Sigma 1 and 2) for how insanely fun they are to play when getting hit is less an inconvenience and more one step closer to restarting the fight.

>>15995748

Fun fact, that same runner and his couch came back for Ratchet and Clank 3, and were also incredibly fun to watch, in terms of commentary, gameplay and the runner purposfully did a harder & slower but infinitely more satisfying way of ending the final boss's fight(ejected out of the spaceship and literally used wrench attacks to kill the boss).

Combine that with that at the end of the run, the runner went up and sang opera with a really good voice. Too bad the actual opera song(I'm not familiar with the correct terminology) had terrible lyrics.


cca57f  No.15996048

>Ctrl+F

>no Kirby

Kirby games no copying are pretty challenging, if a bit grindy at points.


9f695f  No.15996059

>>15995992

Yeah, a bit annoying but definitelly not unplayable once you get used to it. You just have to command them to stay still or far away in such situations. I never got myself any companions when I was still savescumming but then I started playing the permadeath mode on and realized I really need a squad in order to survive more than two seconds.


8b3917  No.15996061


386389  No.15996092

Megaman Battle Network 2/3 with the following ruleset:

>hard mode (for 2)

>no PAs

>no navichips

>normal style only

>no chip duping (e.g. gospel dupe)

It forces you to use folder combinations that would be outclassed by ridiculously powerful PA and navichip based setups. In 2 especially it gets to the point where bosses and enemies have so much HP that it becomes a challenge to modify your folder to maximise damage instead of other areas like defense or efficiency. I was running a 5+ code grass stage+fire chips folder during Magnetman's scenario just because it was difficult to get S ranks or beat magnetman with my previous 1 code folder. Your folder can change a lot over the course of the game.


5f3bc6  No.15996151

I played Max Payne without using slow motion. It's more enjoyable because the gameplay is faster and you actually get hit less if you don't use it and just use that side roll


6a316c  No.15996174

>>15995709

>"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm sorry"

And this is how you know it's from this year's event

>>15996048

I just like that you can beat all games without having to use power ups.


211fb9  No.15996290

I'm currently playing mount and blade with no cavalry. not for me or any of my units. horses you grab from enemies mid-battle is acceptable, but only to . my character is focused on strength and agility.

this alone has made this the most fun playthrough i've ever had.

this playthrough i also decided to not side with any kingdoms specifically. i act completely independent, however i use the tides of war to go against the arabs while never attacking any of the white kingdoms. the mongols i havnt attacked yet, but theyre my next target after the arabs are gone. then i will work towards siding with anyone that declares war on the mongols until theyre gone. once there are only white kings left, i will likely take the side of whoever is most powerful.

this playthrough has been very unusual as far as outcomes go. nords and rhodoks are the largest, followed by swadians, and snow slavs are the smallest faction spread across the map in forts and their only city rivacheg..


24cb3f  No.15996315

>>15996290

Cavalry suck anyway, with the sole exception of the player character and MAYBE companions. For the most part they just die way too easily and require insane amounts of micromanagement to function. Of course a PC with a lance is a scary thing indeed.

For everything else, I always shielded infantry and archers/crossbowmen. Obviously I play rhodoks.


707ba3  No.15996370

The only way to make Sonic Battle on GBA any fun is to grind a particular early mission to max out all your stats and then pretend the game isn't an RPG.


159f9c  No.15996378

File: 665fe2a8f686ec8⋯.jpg (358.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20161214203532_1.jpg)

>>15996290

the only way


76ebe8  No.15996395

>>15996151

side roll makes you invincible, so that's kind of the reason why


931a9b  No.15996408

>>15995639

>Bullet time

>meant to compensate for incompetence

no, it was meant to rip off the matrix.

compensation for incompetence was an unintended effect


931a9b  No.15996413

I played Halo 3 with a Guitar Hero controller, does that count?


60f50c  No.15996427

Solo redmage run in original final fantasy is difficult as fuck but fun

>>15995564

Sad but true. Fear is still a good game, and fairly challenging without bullet time, but still not much of a challenge. This fag would probably list Doom if asked what he considers difficult. 6/10 for making me respond.


707ba3  No.15996433

>>15996413

I've played Crash Team Racing with a Guitar Hero controller. It's pretty fun.


931a9b  No.15996437

>>15995610

>le cool particle effects and lighting

>[you only like this 13 year old game for its graphics!]

>fear is no better than half life 2

>[implying that's bad]


c503c9  No.15996442

Current trend in BotW is to see how far you can carry some of the Bookshelfs in Hyrule for shits and giggles.


931a9b  No.15996443

>>15995546

>Playing games in unintended ways

Unmodded Skyrim


5390ab  No.15996444

>>15996437

>Implying half life 2 isn't just a bland tech demo, especially compared to the first


931a9b  No.15996450

>>15996444

every game is just a tech demo tbh

>especially compared to the first

again, being "worse than half life 1" isn't saying anything.

"Wow you suck at basketball, you can't even beat Michael Jordan"


ca3bff  No.15996463

Being a kike, if there's any kind of economy I can exploit I do, sometimes to a fault, if there's a good enough buy/sell system I can eschew the plot in favour of whoring it out and making bank until I've completely ruined the balance of the game by being able to buy anything many times over.


5390ab  No.15996465

>>15996450

>every game is just a tech demo

Engines are used to base game off of. If said game is just there with the bare minimum just to showcase elements of its engine instead of being developed around being a game first, it's just a tech demo.

I can slap an turbo engine and drivetrain on a barebones chassis with no bodywork and call it a car. Doesn't make it a good fucking car.

You're a bad tech demo of a human being.


931a9b  No.15996490

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15996465

>turbo engine and drivetrain on a barebones chassis with no bodywork

>not a good fucking car.

100% disagree


fd1e97  No.15996512

>>15996490

Rollcages are still bodywork dumbo


5390ab  No.15996522

File: fe3f9c94ca288a3⋯.png (1.64 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15996490

>Posts a car with benches, belts, roll cage, etc. on top of the chassis

Good job.


6e073a  No.15996538

File: de956dc575ed883⋯.jpeg (440.5 KB, 1122x818, 561:409, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpeg)

>>15995546

In majoras mask I would go get the hookshot before doing the 2nd dungeon. Holy shit does it make that dungeon so much better


931a9b  No.15996540

>>15996512

>>15996522

It would be even better without all those things tbh


931a9b  No.15996561

>>15996512

>Rollcages are still bodywork

Umm no sweetie, rollcages are part of the frame. Frames are part of the chassis.

>>>https://www.yourdictionary.com/auto-body

>>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_frame

>>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chassis


931a9b  No.15996567

File: d4f25252082dec0⋯.jpg (1.23 MB, 3672x2328, 153:97, AK_427_Cobra_replica_rolli….jpg)

>>15996512

>>15996522

Pic related is a "rolling chassis"

Rolling chassis do not have bodywork, by definition

BTFO fagits

>>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_chassis


931a9b  No.15996571

also this is a car thread now


9adff8  No.15996647

>>15995582

I'd be more impressed if you did Max Payne without sideroll than without bullet time


32ce27  No.15996709

File: d63b8956edb08bd⋯.jpg (218.58 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, payne club.jpg)

>>15996647

is that even possible?


99618b  No.15997985

>>15995546

I enjoyed playing Project Warlock with melee+magic only, right after the first playthrough where I found rockets+summon.


7a7fde  No.15998982

>>15996561

kill yourself


402a92  No.16007339

File: fdadb8f9cf8096c⋯.webm (2.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, darude sandstorm bane.webm)

I played Breath of the Wild with no horse. I ran everywhere using speed potions/food/night speed boost suit, because i didn't like how the horse had a mind of it's own, and would randomly turn without my input, I basically ran to every tower and unlocked it before playing the main story line.

>TFW horse shows up at the end

>no thx

>use own two legs to finish off ganon


343def  No.16008350

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


343def  No.16008376

>>16007339

>i didn't like how the horse had a mind of it's own, and would randomly turn without my input

All you have to do is break their spirits. Hold the correct direction that you want to go and then pet it ones it goes that way.


f2c5c9  No.16008609

In Ace Combat 5, when you're bounced by the 8492nd and are supposed to run to survive an unwinnable onslaught, I shot down every enemy plane, in the starter plane, on Ace difficulty. The game didn't know what to do and kept dropping hints to GTFO while I leisurely cruised around barren skies.


238108  No.16008763

In a lot of RPGs I'll do one run with no consumables and another run with consumables only. I feel like when you have them as an option you never really want to use them since they're a limited resource, but they can also be fun to use if they're your only option. Games I've done this with are:

>D:OS 1 and 2

>Morrowind

>FNV (more like no guns and grenades only since bullets are really common)

>Dark Souls (Do not recommend, it's just a pain in the ass and really repetitive)

There are others it'd be viable in like Dragon's Dogma but that sounds absolutely terrible since the consumables are quite boring so I just don't use them.

>>15995955

>not BEEFED.jpg


0089c3  No.16008894

>>15996567

Goddamn, don't think I'd want to be that close to a spinning tire.


293864  No.16009087

File: 9b0768c3f2fd805⋯.mp4 (4.42 MB, 1276x720, 319:180, the ''floating'' plate end….mp4)

>>15995546

In the three mass effect games, your decisions can lead to your squadmates' deaths. In the extended cut dlc, there is a scene where the living members honor the deaths of Shepard and their fallen comrades. One of them (usually your lover) places your name plate on the wall. However, bioware didn't anticipate that sadistic players would try to kill off nearly everyone. You can end the game with only Joker surviving and everyone else dead. The unintended result is that in that same scene, Shepard's name plate magically "floats" and places itself on the wall.


f56019  No.16009116

>>15995546

Fear was never good. It's all style and no substance.


d839d5  No.16009130

File: 6a836e0a53679ac⋯.jpg (33.17 KB, 640x640, 1:1, smug parrot.jpg)

>>15995814

Preddy gud


5766a7  No.16009135

File: b412c0add965708⋯.jpg (46.75 KB, 500x375, 4:3, AssassinLunge.jpg)

>>15995546

I actually forgot that the reflex ability even existed in the game multiple times, critically during the point that these fuckers started showing up.

Trying to land hits on a predatory, invisible, hit-and-run enemy is far more tense and rewarding than blowing them out of the air in bullet time.


c8aeec  No.16009145

>>16007339

>not using undead horses whenever possible

Admittedly, I avoided horses most of the time, myself. It was too much of a pain in the ass to see something, get off of the horse, climb a mountain, do the thing, and get to a place where the horse could be summoned again. Never going to play the game again, though.


cd8b1c  No.16009695

>>15995596

Skyrim has shit combat, increasing the difficulty dosen’t make it more fun.

T.Someone who has put over a thousand hours into uber modded Legendary+ Skyrim


996aa0  No.16009729

>>15995564

>>15995546

Don't believe this retard: people have been saying for years that not using bullet time, is the only way to see the AI in action.


238108  No.16009749

>>16009695

>he took the bait

Come on dude


3e26cd  No.16009752

>>15995610

never played fear but there is no way it is equal in hl2 after removing graphical effects

hl2 is lower than dogshit


fba110  No.16009782

>>16009752

ok retard


54f604  No.16009788

>>16009135

Those things are actually really easy. All you have to do is slide into them and they'll go down.


2cc721  No.16009800

>>16009695

Those were rape mods, weren't they?


3e26cd  No.16009815

>>16009782

back to reddit


f838b1  No.16010067

>>16009695

Are there any ways of making skyrim actually fun with mods? Be it some gameplay overhaul or just something that makes it somewhat enjoyable to play. I always get turned off by bethshit games because of all the mods you have to set up and try out then sort out why everything is crashing all the time.


d8bd2a  No.16010089

>>16010067

It makes for a halfway comfy camping simulator with the right mods, if only because there are no other games that really fill the niche,.


c0f2c6  No.16010235

>>15995546

Play path of exile with both Chaos Innoculation and Eldritch Battery. Have fun.


edbeb0  No.16010263

File: 37c9d81844d6b91⋯.jpg (8.6 KB, 170x170, 1:1, download.jpg)

>>15995546

>playing champs"outside their role" and crushing balance so hard that all of them are nerfed into teh ground

>cry support cucks cry


ad49b6  No.16010305

>>16010263

>assfaggots


b3ca24  No.16010315

File: f6c1654c9bd42c8⋯.png (37.03 KB, 320x318, 160:159, 4ad0bc014e8e6b916c14e623e9….png)

>>15996010

I can't decide if that's easier in Doom or Shadow Warrior. Shadow Warrior gives you a much better melee weapon but it's also sadistically hard compared to Doom.


4fbf62  No.16010325

>>16010263

>Build AP Tryndamere because 1.5x scaling on spin and 2.0 scaling on heal per stack

>BAWWW

I mean I went completely average but it was fun


7ec14b  No.16010395

>>16007339

Beelining over mountains and paragliding down is the way real men do it


84c3f6  No.16010541

Daily reminder if you like half life, halo, cod, serious sam, fear, far cry, crysis, counter strike,overwatch, team fortress 2, nu doom, nu quake, nu wolfenstein and modern fps in general you have to go back to reddit or cuckchannel.


edbeb0  No.16010768

File: c783d5f7f31d241⋯.jpg (30.73 KB, 531x500, 531:500, 1346794312184.jpg)

>>16010305

>you are not supposed to play the game of posting playing games in unintended ways this way

>only certain ways (games) are allowed in this thread game


28e6d8  No.16016463

File: 3910257f0510007⋯.jpg (42.23 KB, 800x445, 160:89, s2.jpg)

Play Street Fighter without using super/critical art/EX moves


58d199  No.16016957

>>16010541

>this proves Im an oldfag

This proves you need to drink bleach faggot.


84c3f6  No.16017078

>>16016957

seething redditor


4421d7  No.16017886

File: 7e6b3b75a7b2966⋯.png (409 KB, 1144x888, 143:111, 2v1uhaay0n9y.png)

>>15995609

>>15995598

>mfw I found out you can maintain Sanctuary throughout combat for a fairly long time if you have mana regeneration and/or a soulreaver staff, and having both of them makes it trivially easy to be invincible 100% of the time

>mfw warriorfags wave their swords impotently at my magical shield of total invincibility before I slap their shit with my giant glowing blue dildo

wizard master race


5fa61e  No.16017900

>>15995546

Never use healing items in newer ys games.


7fbc5b  No.16017903

In KF1/2 I melee headshot everything on wave 1. saves ammo on HoE too

>>16010325

remember when some guy went ap yi at finals


472c31  No.16018103

>>16010067

Semi related to the thread

I installed alot of the sexlab mods for Skyrim, one of my favorites is called defeat. Now, defeat does a lot of things that other mods do just as well or better, but has a single feature that no other mod has ever touched which I love and makes me play Skyrim in the most unintentional ways.

It allows you to kidnap and carry around sexslaves on your back, in a sack. In conjunction with prostitute mods and all that good stuff, you can take your sex slaves and whore them out in town. Let me give you my latest work.

I walk my nordic ass into riften and instantly get shit in for talking to maven blackbriar. So, I creep into her house at midnight (no easy feat considering half my mods make guards into actual sentries) and walk up to her in bed, before clocking her something fierce. Passed out, I press K to get a "assessment" of my new slave. Seeing as maven is regal, in a position of power, and barely used (frigid cunt) she was worth a pretty penny for each fuck. So, her bound and gagged in my sack, I hit her balcony and parkour my ass to the ratway. Once safely hidden, I encased her ass in a skintight locking transparent bodysuit, and obnoxiously large locking matching heels, with locked blindfold. now, even if she did manage to escape (part of another mod, which really adds to everything) she is hobbled and bound to get lost. Time to get to work.

First stop was at the potion sellers shop. That old bastard enjoyed maven blackbriars brown rose to the tune of 400 gold. And as a bonus, mavens own daughter enjoyed the show, tipping me 50 gold for my trouble. (This was quite odd to me, considering that the mod that handles prostitutes also handles getting the guards alerted if you do something bad, ie solicit someone in front of their spouse, or child. It's apparently based on the invisible relationship tracker in skyrim, meaning old maven musta been quite a bitch to her.)

My good time was quickly halted when I got a massive bounty for whoring out maven in the local tavern. Apparently mavens only friend is the lizard bitch, or perhaps she just didn't enjoy someone cutting into her business. Either way, from that point on, mavens three holes paid my way from riften to markath.

Now, I know what you are thinking. This isn't a new way to play, just adding another feature to the blank game that is Skyrim. You misunderstand me. I'm merely a humble manager. I do not even own a sword. Whenever I'm accosted by ruffians and charlatans, I merely dropped maven and let them have their way with her, til they de-aggro and I can creep back and sack her up. And why do I do it, if not buying swords and potions? Simple. I buy all the modded in real estate, and very expensive crap. Once maven was getting coppers on the septims for her body, I took her to the top of a mountain and released her, albeit not from her restraints, just her contract with me. She ran directly south, which is quite bad seeing as riften was east from us. I sometimes visit riften, to see if she ever made it back.

She didn't.

Tl;Dr pimping ain't easy, but it is fun.


8cd67d  No.16018106

File: acddc0b9d3a9951⋯.jpeg (328.33 KB, 1000x889, 1000:889, rintheyordle_01.jpeg)

>>16010263

>lulu

Hey, she's nice but Fizz is better~


293864  No.16018264

Speaking of Skyrim, if you're playing as a male dovahkiin, there are 35 different guys you can marry. In New Vegas, there are also gays you can sleep with. I'm thinking of doing playthroughs where I hunt down and kill each one of these closeted faggots.


57250c  No.16018352

File: 524d45864e16f9b⋯.gif (1.2 MB, 282x200, 141:100, goodniggerslaughing.gif)

>>15995709

Cinematic wannabe developers would get multipli heart attacks from those speedrunners breaking or skipping their cutscenes.

You have to see the Last of Us speedruns they are skipping the long annoying cutscenes by reloading the checkpoints.


f5c940  No.16018356

>>15995639

Why was Max Payne so good then?


b85837  No.16018394

>>16018106

I actually really like Fizz. I want to do things to him


fd1e97  No.16018419

>>16018356

Because you're nostalgic for it.


71cc1e  No.16019004

File: 536f8d5b0fff016⋯.jpg (1.56 MB, 1042x1254, 521:627, 72060781_p37.jpg)

>>16018394

who doesn't? :3


d214d3  No.16019041

Mega Man (any)- lemons only


6bc041  No.16019087

>>16018419

I'm nostalgic for the inside of your mum's vag


fd1e97  No.16019177

>>16019087

I'm reliving my nostalgia of your mum's mouth right now :^)


700dc3  No.16021829

>>15995598

Groovy song


b533f9  No.16021840

playing skyrim without shouts or modding in RPG elements makes is somewhat tolerable which I guess Bethesda wasn't going for.


b533f9  No.16021843

>>16010541

imagine enjoying things


6ec7d4  No.16021867

File: 50a3579f3a11ef3⋯.jpg (112.25 KB, 800x1149, 800:1149, 1 (3).jpg)

File: 825f57ab2fa10a1⋯.jpg (104.03 KB, 640x908, 160:227, p1.jpg)

>>16010541

>le fps games.

thank god I only liked max payne and pain killer.


86c846  No.16021884

File: ea8a887afecd1e6⋯.png (671.53 KB, 815x611, 815:611, v cuckchan shirts.png)

>>16010541

>>16017078

>D-DO I FIT IN YET, GUISE?!

I bet you didn't play any one of those you listed, you just don't want to be the odd one out when people discuss them, so you want to force people to stop talking about them

take your own advice, there are plenty of off topic discussions on the 2 sites you listed where people, like you, never played those games


80a078  No.16021916

>>16021843

You imagine enjoying garbage.


ba1e35  No.16022178

>>16018103

Fuck you, you're not getting me to install and spend hours modding again. I'd only play for a couple of hours, get bored and then uninstall.


e76a0e  No.16022183

>>16021884

post the original


8a66fe  No.16022209

File: 156da4e6eee8389⋯.jpg (90.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 156da4e6eee8389f195502a9c7….jpg)

>>16019004

God damn you faggots need to fuck off


84c3f6  No.16023230


e9cbb8  No.16023305

File: cf0d35b8be284a2⋯.png (34.48 KB, 510x546, 85:91, 1411964772603.png)

>>15995546

I play Dark Crusade planning a route that would allow me to take the spaceport ability last, that way it feels like I actually have to build up my honor guard as I go along and gives the AI the ability to act more and be more engaging instead of you rushing the space port to lock everyone down. I also play the Eldar campaign last because honestly fuck EVERYTHING about those gaylves, especially in that game.


af1fef  No.16023338

>>16016463

I play darkstalkers 3 on maximum difficulty using only normal moves. because i'm shit at fighting games and can't even input the command for the basic fireball


f41877  No.16023686

File: ae66343789fc256⋯.jpg (71.85 KB, 287x356, 287:356, Burnout_Paradise_Boxart_2.jpg)

>turn off that faggot announcer guy

>turn off all the tracks that aren't classical

>ignore the actual races and just drive around

>force time to night

>plug in a controller with a decent d-pad


eb4162  No.16023827

File: 9c5efe121acb329⋯.png (3.69 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, 35b19315a276ac61d39dd53148….png)

Honestly it feels like playing the Mass Effect games and picking renegade options was unintended despite them being an option.

>>16018419

It's still a 10/10, you millennial shitter.


fd1e97  No.16023838

>>16023827

>easy-mode mechanics are 10/10

Fucking z-gen faggots I swear to god.


f41877  No.16023853

Come on, even I know this is bait


0b2710  No.16023868

File: a5de2b257be96b0⋯.jpg (12.12 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 4379b2fa0f8df25dd39d69d9e8….jpg)

>>16010541

Your trying too hard.


84c3f6  No.16023894

>>16023838

this only underage faggots like max payne.


0b2710  No.16023917

File: 9b6f5411563e9b0⋯.jpg (17.15 KB, 236x298, 118:149, hitler.jpg)

>>16023894

>Fucking z-gen faggots I swear to god.

>this only underage faggots like Max Payne.


d8d018  No.16024097

Beat Mario 64 with as few A presses as possible.


345e7f  No.16024142

>>16023894

this

FUCK OFF NORM IES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


181525  No.16024157

File: 5aa2548a3dd51dd⋯.gif (976.28 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 5aa2548a3dd51ddd570f8a5847….gif)

i just like shooting people in blood money, the gunplay is fun


181525  No.16024161

>>16010263

i quit this garbage because it became a bannable offence to play taric anything other than a support, when he was a surprisingly decent top/jungler

the artwork changes were pretty gay too


ccc916  No.16024193

File: 1a6007f6a78907c⋯.jpg (53.14 KB, 431x599, 431:599, pumpedupkicks.jpg)

>>16024157

After finishing the game, I took the rifle with extra large magazines and shoot up the whole theater, I think it was about 150 people?


80d510  No.16024864

>>16022178

Who are you trying to convince, anon?


0a8808  No.16024883

My very first time playing FEAR I almost never used bullet time because I tend to forget that it was even there. The same with my first time playing Max Payne. You could say I'm retarded it's fine but I always seem to forget these gimmicks exist because of how limited they tend to be and I get by just fine without them. It's funny to me that people discuss playing a game in a way that I do by default as if they're doing something special. Maybe we're all retarded.


a8891c  No.16024986

>>15995546

MGSV without reflex mode is super fun honestly.

Dark souls 3 without using any of the bonfires sans the one in firelink

Really when I get bored of a game I start to play it more and more, increasing the number of handicaps I give myself over time.


eb4162  No.16036456

File: 7e83b3db62f5dcc⋯.jpg (212.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Surrender Pein.jpg)

>>16023894

t. Underage faggot projecting

I played it back in 2001 and it was great then and it's still just as good. Wish I was still underage tbh, then I'd have enough free time to actually play through my backlog.




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