3d22de No.15935111
Lets have Monkey's Paw thread /v/. Go ahead, make a wish. I'll start.
I wish that PS5 flops so hard that Snoy would go bankrupt from it and that all of the japanese games that are exclusive to the PS4Kids comes to PC, the Switch, or both Switch&PC.
7058ec No.15935115
I wish OP would stop sucking so many dicks
5a0e12 No.15935123
>>15935111
I wish for there to be a media revolution in America, where the Libtards cannibalize themselves once they realize their virtue signalling targets demographics, not individuals, and this makes writers finally realize that even if you laude a demographic such as gays or black as being the best ever, you're still denying those people the right to individuality by virtue of stereotyping.
856f38 No.15935124
>>15935115
OP is no longer sucking so many dicks, in fact he is sucking more dicks than usual from now on.
212d47 No.15935137
>>15935111
My wish:
PS5 fails so hard Sony fucks off from game hardware and SEGA comes back to replace them.
I know it’ll never happen but hey, if you’re gonna make a wish might as well be something interesting.
5a63fc No.15935141
>>15935111
I wish for a mommy gf
6f6574 No.15935144
7aa14e No.15935146
I wish for entire California to be destroyed by giant asteroid in next year.
3d08db No.15935152
I wish NISA would go bankrupt and all their current employees would get permanently blacklisted from the industry.
4e62c3 No.15935153
>>15935137
Granted: SEGA merges with EA
>>15935144
Granted, but it's just the original game.
290c3d No.15935163
I wish for Capcom to continue to ignore the fact Dead Rising 3 and 4 exists and make a true successor to Dead Rising 2
c1c32c No.15935165
I wish JC Denton was in Smash Bros.
>>15935146
Granted, but the asteroid destroys the rest of the US with it and the land is reclaimed as Mexican soil.
5a0e12 No.15935173
>>15935163
I wish for Capcom to reboot the Battle Network/Star Force series. Except good this time.
ca070a No.15935175
I wish some libre-ish handheld device like the Pyra/OpenPandora got popular and dethroned the normal walled-garden consoles.
290c3d No.15935179
>>15935175
Granted but the devs are pozzed and insert their gay ass politics.
ca070a No.15935183
>>15935146
Granted but before entering the atmosphere it splits in half and both California and Japan get asteroid'd
d5f44b No.15935184
>>15935141
Its actually a granny GF
bafecc No.15935186
>>15935111
I wish I could have a hundred more wishes.
3d22de No.15935187
>>15935123
Granted: But this doesn't applied to the jews.
>>15935137
Granted: All of Sega games for now on are being made by the Sonic Team exclusively.
>>15935144
Granted: RE2 remake is a good RE4 clone.
>>15935152
Granted: NIS survive the bankrupt fallout but their games are still getting censored but this time from Snoy.
>>15935171
>TFW Boston ends up being SanFan 2: Electric Boogaloo
5a0e12 No.15935194
I wish Twewy on Switch sold well enough that we finally got a Twewy sequel, And that is was good.
290c3d No.15935196
>>15935187
>Apple moves to Boston along with them
3d08db No.15935198
>>15935187
>NIS survive the bankrupt fallout but their games are still getting censored but this time from Snoy.
Thank you monkey paw for only enhancing my wish.
ca070a No.15935199
>>15935186
Granted, but they are given to you in the form of lootboxes and you get a random drops/wishes that could vary all the way from good to fucking horrible.
3d22de No.15935206
>>15935194
The sequel is made by the same devs that brought you FF13 and Twewy sequel a VN now.
ca070a No.15935209
>>15935179
Well, fuck. It's not like that wasn't the current state of THE LIBRE COMMUNITY.
bfc59f No.15935213
After Itsuno finishes DMC5 I want Dragons Dogma 2 with spears, the entire original map/moon and horses.
cd22fe No.15935216
>>15935141
Granted, it's your actual mom, she gives birth to a mentaly retarded baby and you go to jail for engaging in incest.
cd22fe No.15935220
>>15935186
Granted, you suddenly can think of a hundred more wishes. You just your chance of actually making that wish happen you faggot.
290c3d No.15935225
d5f44b No.15935227
>>15935220
This isnt even a monkey's paw. Its just a regular devil's deal
290c3d No.15935230
>>15935216
How would they figure it out?
bafecc No.15935245
>>15935220
Well you just a word as well, so there.
91222c No.15935249
I want the Souljaboy to succeed just to spite Nintendo
ca070a No.15935264
>>15935249
Granted, but it's so successful that it completely destroys all other console companies and future game releases are Soulja's console exclusives and their OSTs consist entirely of nigger music ft Solja Boy.
bafecc No.15935269
>>15935199
That actually sounds awesome, I should have asked for more wishes. I feel like I've read about this somewhere, actually, and not only from pic related.
5a0e12 No.15935276
I wish /v/ got a sudden influx of users from Cuckchan and over the course of the next few months things get progressively more, then less angry than normal.
cd22fe No.15935280
>>15935276
Granted… just granted.
bafecc No.15935281
>>15935264
What's the catch?
d5f44b No.15935287
>>15935276
Granted, then the FBI spams cp and use it as a excuse to shut down the site for cp.
314b9f No.15935290
I want a gf that has the same political views and outlook as me.
e903b9 No.15935291
>>15935111
I wish for monkey paw wishes to actually work
2f8a44 No.15935308
I hope Serious Sam 4 gets released this year.
5a0e12 No.15935309
>>15935280
>>15935282
>>15935287
Now I wish that the cause of said influx was a cartoony Cal-Arts graphics style game that was rejected by both 4/v/ and Reddit for having a villain who offended many political sensibilities for being in exactly the wrong sour spot of portrayal.(Gay, but not gay enough for Tumblr, and slightly offensive to faggots)
Thus, the resulting number of new users are the new Undertale Fanbase.
>>15935299
NAISU DUBS And ID
bafecc No.15935311
>>15935309
>And ID
Every time
5a0e12 No.15935318
I want a massive influx of Discord Servers advertised in Generals on here.
ca070a No.15935323
>>15935309
>Newfag doesn't know about TORpedos
5a0e12 No.15935325
I want Logitech to replace the f310 controller with something even more meme-worthy, and that a spamtroll repeatedly makes the same thread about it.
2f8a44 No.15935331
>>15935325
the new f310 controller is actually a well designed controller but it's so huge it requires a whole hand to push down a button, not fit for humans
5a0e12 No.15935337
I wish that a new VN/Puzzle game would come out featuring a lot of virtue signalling, and that it was played by every Jewtuber to the point of memehood.
1a5617 No.15935338
91222c No.15935341
>>15935264
There's no justice in this world.
9fdeb5 No.15935342
>>15935111
I wish for free gamer girl pee for everyone.
5a0e12 No.15935346
>>15935342
Granted. A Kink-friendly F2P Watersports VN comes out. This also grants >>15935337
5a0e12 No.15935358
>>15935350
There is now a Black-man in North Korea simulator. It's a survival/stealth game.
8da46e No.15935359
I want the monkey paw to monkey paw itself to oblivion.
fa6dc6 No.15935365
>>15935350
You're a mulatto.
5a0e12 No.15935376
Bethesda will produce the new Custom Robo game.
5a0e12 No.15935399
Disney will own Nintendo by the end of 2030
6740da No.15935413
>>15935399
I actually think Disney will snap up EA within the decade, Trying to buy Japanese companies is a pain in the ass for western companies to many laws. But EA and their recent woes thats fresh meat Anons.
5a0e12 No.15935415
Fortnight will win the copyright lawsuite against the celebs trying to sue them for stealing their dances.
3d22de No.15935420
>>15935350
You're become an amerimutt.
2ecec8 No.15935434
>>15935111
That happens but
Sony gets bought by Disney for complete control of spiderman and their sizeable ip backlog
5a0e12 No.15935436
>>15935413
But that would imply Disney would clean house at EA, knowing the reputation EA has. Disney will Jew you, but they have a tendency to do so using relatively safe products and marketing. What you're basically saying is that Disney bring EA back to the point where their games are marginally inoffensive, and majorly profitable.
d899e0 No.15935442
>>15935415
Now fortnight owns all the copyright of all the dancers and shows are cancelled, animu dances too
5a0e12 No.15935445
>>15935442
Good. All must suffer.
While we're at it, let's have microtransactions in the new FromSoftware title.
6740da No.15935446
>>15935436
Yeah the same shit they did to Marvel. Make normfag trash even more normalfag.
5a0e12 No.15935455
>>15935446
Hoo boy. I can see it now. Harry Potter MMORPG with a fuckton of cosmetics and other in-game purchases.
4a7b7a No.15935458
I wish that all the gays and pedo's are killed by the Jews.
>>15935165
>JC Denton was in Smash Bros.
granted but he is only a Spirit card and Steve from Minecraft is the new combatant.
b251a0 No.15935464
I want good games without the kikery for 2019
0aaac2 No.15935466
I wish Atlus is remaking SMT 1 & 2.
5a0e12 No.15935467
>>15935458
Ok, I get nobody wants pandering to kids in their fightan geimu, but would Steve in all reality be that bad? I could see some interesting things done with barrier and platform creation using blocks, then it's otherwise a Link-style moveset.
4a7b7a No.15935472
>>15935464
games come out without kikery but you are too brainwashed by ebin memes to take the time to play any of them and you end up getting aids at a "fashy" pool party.
5a0e12 No.15935475
>>15935466
I wish they'd remake SMT in the style of Demikids. I liked the classic RPG/Pokemon Clone style of gameplay over the Tactical or Dungeoncrawler styles.
b251a0 No.15935480
>>15935472
How can i go to the pool party if the pools closed?
3d22de No.15935482
>>15935434
Are you also implying that Disney also gets all of Snoy's other IP as well? Kinda fitting since PozzedStation is know for being the movie game platform.
4a7b7a No.15935485
>>15935480
"pool party" is just what the Mike Enoch and Greg Johnson call gay orgies.
ede513 No.15935492
>>15935350
You become a nigger
749d0d No.15935505
I wish for an animal crossing game that implements features from rune factory and harvest moon.
5a0e12 No.15935510
>>15935505
Granted. Animal Crossing is now a Furry Dating Sim
a6bbc9 No.15935513
I wish for Blizzard's Vanilla WoW to fail, that way we can get some awesome private servers as a result. People will stop trusting that shitty company and they will go bankrupt. Win/win.
19d33b No.15935522
i wish my 2d waifu was real
749d0d No.15935526
>>15935510
>implying having a relationship with Isabelle is a negative
5a0e12 No.15935527
>>15935513
Vanilla WoW fails, but Overwatch gets new priority, and becomes more popular than ever.
>>15935522
In all reality, given your 2d waifu is real, she likely wouldn't choose you for a partner.
693880 No.15935530
>>15935526
>>15935510
Here, I will fix it:
>Animal Crossing is now a Furry Dating Sim with unavoidable NTR
d899e0 No.15935535
>>15935522
She turns real but falls onto the liberal propaganda and promotes abortion, rapefugees and practically cheats on you with somebody else on your relationship
5a0e12 No.15935536
>>15935530
He already said he'd date Isabelle. There's not much more we can do that he won't get off on.
2b307d No.15935541
I wish that a really fun custom map for an RTS game would get big and popular, thus attracting many new people to the genre and games, and resulting in many more fun maps being made.
Oh wait that actually happened, and they just spammed the one map all day and it killed the entire RTS genre.
Let's see then.
Alright, I wish that openMW would actually get completed within the next two years.
>>15935111
Check'd.
19d33b No.15935544
>>15935527
>>15935535
a-atleast she's real…
749d0d No.15935560
>>15935530
>>15935536
>NTR
Nevermind, fuck that game, not that desperate
b251a0 No.15935593
>>15935560
nothing wrong with NTR
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 2b307d No.15935632
>>15935628
Granted. All porn is now monogamous BLACKED-tier faggotry. Congratulations.
3d22de No.15935638
>>15935628
You get foot fetishists in your porn instead and they're all co-produced by Dan Schneider.
accb5b No.15935640
>>15935111
i wish the moneky paw grants unlimited wishes with absolutelly 0% chance of any negative effect ever happening or coming even slightly close to happening
now i can wish for the death of Soyny
i wish they die so hard their entire megacorp gets sunk to the bottom by their entire vidya division
f86690 No.15935653
I want valve to die and it's reddit fanbase to commit mass suicide
5a0e12 No.15935661
>>15935653
Discord now rules the internet.
437cc3 No.15935667
>>15935640
Wish granted.
The monkeypaw will grant unlimited wishes, but will never result in what IT would be perceive to be a negative consequence, your perception of events however still suck.
Soyny dies hard due to a child pornography ring found in side the company.
Due to the severity of the exploitation Sony and Sony products are demonized, anyone that uses or plays any Sony console or plays any Sony exclusive game are now demonized as pedophiles and are usually beat to fucking death.
Any company that has ever associated with the company in any capacity is also put under scrutiny and most are liquidiated and properties are destroyed.
Good job faggot, because of your wish games like Parasite Eve, Parapa the Rappa, Demon Souls, Twisted Metal are all now gone
5b7bd2 No.15935691
I wish for there to be another Need for Speed gaem in the vein of NFSIII/High Stakes/Porsche.
accb5b No.15935709
>>15935667
>your perception of events however still suck
>because of your wish games like Parasite Eve, Parapa the Rappa, Demon Souls, Twisted Metal are all now gone
i know very well what i mean when i say negative effects, and the monkey paw changin my perception of events is as negative as the scond greentext in this post
>Soyny dies hard due to a child pornography ring found in side the company.
their new HQ is in Sanfranshitsco, do you really have any doubt that there are gigabytes of CP stashed in every harddrive there?
do i need to remind you the "conosole seller" Soyny is promoting for the PozSoy5?
cca42c No.15935715
>>15935199
Now you have to pay real money for wishes goy.
a08a06 No.15935861
>>15935709
>jewish hand of god
that's jainism
cca42c No.15935864
I wish for Minecraft Steve to be in Smash Ultimate DLC.
a6bbc9 No.15935894
>>15935527
Overwatch already is their priority man, and it's losing popularity
accb5b No.15935932
>>15935861
not surpriced they stole that simbol
jews are famous for their cultural and intelectual ripoffsbut the nose is 100% kike
b251a0 No.15935968
>>15935949
>Live action pokemon
Actress that plays you favourite pokegirl gets raped by a pack of wild niggers
b95e0a No.15935976
I wish for Kancolle Arcade to come state side without cenorship starting with Dave n Busters and Chuck-e-Cheese.
>>15935891
Granted. Indies can't actually make games though, so we get shitty gameplay anyway. Also with the indie definition of "good" being walking simulators, we get A LOT more of them. Instead of virtue signalling on twitter, they now instead half-assely shoehorn it into their games even more so.
cd36bf No.15936036
Everyone on /v/ is honest about whether or not they played a video game before talking about it.
d89ad4 No.15936093
>>15935968
That looks extremely dangerous and unhealthy.
>>15936036
Joke's on you, I only talk about games I've played.
b251a0 No.15936098
>>15936036
>game sux
>YOU DIDNT PLAY IT!!
>play it
>YOU DIDNT PLAY ENOUGH OF IT!
>play it for 50 hours
>IF YOU HATED THE GAME WHY DID YOU PLAY IT FOR SO LONG LMAO!
4f4b72 No.15936114
869e97 No.15936131
>>15935111
I want a new Tony Hawk game that doesn't suck ass.
>>15936065
Once in a blue moon we get surprised
a1d300 No.15936139
>>15935593
is it still NTR if you dress up a girl and get fucked by the guys as well?
if you look into your girls eyes as you both get creampied?
869e97 No.15936165
>>15936139
No then its just gay as fuck
a456d7 No.15936177
>>15936065
>>15936098
>ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH A SUBJECT ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS IT!!!
Be sure to include that one on your next resume about why you should be hired; I bet it will go over very well. Also, this kind of retarded bullshit is EXACTLY why we ended up with a know-nothing moron of a President. Only Americans are like this — believing that total ignorance is somehow superiority.
On topic: I wish for a total conversion of SimCity 4 into a modern 3D engine with support for curved roads, that isn't required to be online and doesn't otherwise change any gameplay.
5a0e12 No.15936192
>>15936139
Stop reading InCase, or whoever made you like this. In fact, just stop reading. Stop. Get away from the computer. Get up, leave. Now. Go. Stop. Yes. Ok, There.
f59bf9 No.15936204
I wish that games would come in cartridges that you just had to plug into your computer to play, instead of as discs you had to install or files you had to download.
Plug the cartridge in, and the game runs at max settings, looking the best it can, running on hardware inside the cartridge, saving to it and everything.
d62280 No.15936206
>>15936177
Granted but Mark impales you on a giant menorah for making such an abhorent post.
1a5617 No.15936222
>>15936177
>ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE WITH A SUBJECT ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS IT!!!
I never implied that at any moment you stupid nigger. You don't belong here. Begone, shill. Also SimCity 4 is a shit game, and I actually played that one.
6badad No.15936236
>>15936204
Granted! Games are now $250 each.
f59bf9 No.15936247
a1d300 No.15936249
>>15936192
>didnt know this guy before
>curiously look up
not sure if that was intentional but
no regrets
5a0e12 No.15936256
>>15936249
Fuck you
Alfie is the best of his shit
b251a0 No.15936262
>>15936131
name one game recently that has done this
b251a0 No.15936267
>>15936139
yes, then its NTR + mindbreak
d62280 No.15936274
>>15936267
NTR truly is the thinking man's fetish.
afcf3c No.15936293
>>15936139
Have a CG about a man who fucks his waifu's rapist until he becomes a cock-craving trap.
https://exhentai.org/g/1300169/40909bcd4e/
6457cd No.15936299
>>15935290
Granted. It's the love of your life, in a romantic chance meeting that set you on a path of true happiness. Despite only knowing each other for a few months, things are accelerating at a rapid rate and you're already planning to propose. Not only is she beatiful, but also charming, intelligent and full of wit. Together you start a revolution in your country, and under both your smart leadership and her wise council you carve out a future for the generation for tomorrow. Then, in a freak transit accident she received a major head injury and is rushed to the hospital. You arrive minutes later just to see her a few moments before she enters intensive care. In her last moments of consciousness she recognizes you and tries to tell you how much she loves you. With tears in your eyes you try to give her your proposal ring. It falls from her limp hand as a nurse shouts out that she's flat lining. That was the last you saw her for two weeks. Your next meeting is somber as the doctor tells you she's fallen into a deep coma and no one knows when she will wake up. Devastated, you stay by her side for five consecutive years. During this time, your political enemies tear you apart, destroying everything you worked so hard for. Due to missing your most important asset, you also start to lose your fortune due to negligance. Through all this you take refuge that when she wakes up you still rebuild everything together. Finally, on her fifth year in a come she regains consciousness and you're with her moments later. However, your heart sinks when you stare into her eyes and she stares back at you with the eyes of a mistrusting stranger. The doctor tells you she suffered permanent memory loss. Her personality also received massive changes, and she is no longer the person you fell in love with. Depressed, defeated, and now without hope. You decide the best thing for her was for you to leave her life. You now live your life entirely alone, being unable to be with anyone else did to your last trauma. Your life is even bleaker than it was before she entered it, and finally you realize: you are nothing.
I wish for a big tiddy goth gf
5a0e12 No.15936300
>>15936293
Is this the one about the Japanese Lord, and the one page that's become a /tg/ meme about the bard really fucking things up?
bfe4c9 No.15936307
>>15935709
I think you misread.
It's not that the monkey paw is changing YOUR perspective, you simply said.
"absolutelly 0% chance of any negative effect ever happening or coming even slightly close to happening"
Which didn't indicate whose point of view it was. So the absolutelly 0% chance of any negative effect ever happening or coming even slightly close to happening, is now being from the point of view of the monkey paw, so because of your ill worded wish you've created a world in which nothing GOOD can happen.
4a7b7a No.15936315
>NTR
did you ever consider the fact that the dude with the big dong is still also a cuck because he allows the Beta Buck provider to occasionally fuck the girl when she needs to play rent.
b251a0 No.15936323
>>15936302
Well, yes but i consider losing anyone you love and them being fucked hard by someone you hate as NTR or cuckoldry
123519 No.15936329
>>15936315
>fuck random whore with zero strings attached as she leeches off some worthless beta that's into being cheated on
<yeah but if you think about it the guy who has free sex then goes about his day is also a cuck
23aa0e No.15936332
>>15936267
I hate how a certain streamer here really tried their darnedest to make NTR acceptable.
b251a0 No.15936354
>>15936321
>fun
You get to have as much fun a humanly possible, however you now have memory loss and will only live for the next 4 years
4a7b7a No.15936367
>>15936354
>have fun for the rest of your life and don't have to grow old
how is that a bad thing?
23aa0e No.15936371
>>15935593
What rule did this guy break, exactly?
a456d7 No.15936372
>>15936222
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill, even especially if they aren't shilling anything
>Attempting to dog-whistle this hard
>SimCity 4 is a shit game
It's objectively the best game in the genre, which probably means you aren't smart enough to play sim games in the first place. Go back to your lolis, kid.
>>15936279
>we voted for Trump because he could have been the best president. After all, how would we know, he's never been president before
…I don't quite know how to respond to this level of retardation. Would you buy a bucket of unidentifiable slop that doesn't even look like food, on the chance that it could be the most delicious food you've ever tasted? Idiocy. Also, here in America we have term limits which mean a person can only be President ONE TIME, in two consecutive terms. So literally everyone elected (not re-elected) to the Presidency has never been a President before!
>B-b-but Hillary was sure to be a President that was crooked and slimy like her campaign
Perhaps, but that means that you should have anticipated Trump being a President exactly like his campaign, which was an ignorant blustering fool that was known for being a liar and a con artist, that was born with a silver spoon and still managed to bankrupt more companies than he had successes (and made less money on his initial investment "a small loan of a million dollars" than he would have if he just shoved it into a bank and let it accrue interest). And whaddya know, that's EXACTLY what you got!
4a7b7a No.15936388
>>15936329
nice strawman. Must of these types of cuck relationships in real life have a steady dude. Like a pool boy fucking the hot wife while the rich "dady" ignores the fact that his trophy wife has a boyfriend on the side. An example of real life cuck would be unironically Hugh Hefner.
4a7b7a No.15936392
43529e No.15936399
>>15936372
>ORANGE MAN BAD REEEEE
Do you even know where you are?
4a7b7a No.15936407
>>15936399 (checked)
>responding to bait
just filter the faggot
b251a0 No.15936426
>>15936388
a cuck is a cuck, you cant only say its a little bit of cuckoldry if some dude cums in your wife and its okay because you are rich
>Hugh Hefner. is a cuck
is he still alive?
468468 No.15936437
I wish there was a MLAATR VN dating sim where every girl on the cartoon had their own fully finished route.
92a24a No.15936438
>>15936354
where is the bad side?
a456d7 No.15936440
>>15936399
>Do you even know where you are?
Don't be a retard. Even /pol/ has dropped Trump like the fat tub of shit he is by now.
b17cd7 No.15936443
I wish for ALL fighting games with 2d gameplay to have 2d sprites.
0a56bc No.15936445
>>15936426
Nope, he bit the big death-burrito and is almost certainly frying in hell.
4a7b7a No.15936446
>>15936426
Yes and if you are in a relation ship and you let your whore girlfriend marry a rich guy just to milk him for his money then you are also a cuck. In the case of Hue & Kendra, Hank Baskett is also a cuckold.
67dd44 No.15936452
>>15935530
>Animal Crossing is now a Furry Dating Sim with unavoidable NTR
And now you have Stardew Valley.
5fa7a7 No.15936498
>>15935213
Iphone exclusive mobile game
135085 No.15936773
>>15935111
I wish for a global epidemic that wipes out all ethnic jews, with no other casualties.
b251a0 No.15936783
>>15936773
Niggers take over the planet with their superior egyptian technology now that the jews dont keep them in check
a2f87c No.15936870
ac0f15 No.15936972
>>15936371
the "being a faggot" rule
ac0f15 No.15936977
>>15936437
It's done in calarts style and only has terrible english voice acting that you can't disable or else the game crashes
b251a0 No.15936990
>>15936972
>MMXIX
>Not Letting your wife get plowed by other men
2b307d No.15937031
>>15936177
>how do you know it's bad if you never played it
>how do you know the shit is disgusting you never even tasted it
>muh drumpf
Kill yourself, kike.
ac0f15 No.15937048
>>15936177
>calling anybody a know-nothing when you think the president actually holds power
b251a0 No.15937076
>>15937048
What do presidents even do? all the old american prezidents like andrew jackson kicked ass, except for lincoln who was a nigger lover
ac0f15 No.15937094
>>15937076
They're meant to control/direct policy and congress, but that was lost long ago. If a president actually wishes to actually change something he can easily be outvoted by congress, especially if it's contrary to the company interests controlling everybody in said congress (as it is now). People pretend huge amounts of industrialization goes well with democracy, but it doesn't. In fact, it's the opposite.
135085 No.15937172
>>15936783
>superior egyptian technology
4399c9 No.15937186
>>15935141
Granted: You're now dating the proud single mother of 3 mulatto children all from different fathers.
>>15935146
Granted: NASA sees the asteroid before it hits, and all Californians evacuate to your home state.
46be40 No.15937226
I wish there was a new Sega console.
43586e No.15937425
>>15935522 (checked)
Granted. It's thanks to Chris-chan's dimensional merge and he is now god
779b19 No.15937434
>>15937425
As foretold by the prophecy.
135085 No.15938652
>>15937226
>I wish there was a new Sega console.
Granted: it's Android-based.
2c28dd No.15938674
>>15937226
The Sega Genesis Classic finally comes out thanks to AtGames and is of the fine Chinese bootleg-tier quality you can expect from them.
3dcc09 No.15938681
>>15935466
They are remade as Persona clones. They both take place in the same high school, one year freshman, the other sophomore. The apocalyptic future is just the shadow world and the central theme is spreading global peace, nuclear disarmament and stopping global warming.
>>15937226
It comes out, a new Yakuza game with four characters and a third Jet Set Radio is made exclusively for it. It bombs harder than the dreamcast and takes down the entire company with it, along with all its IPs.
I wish for every game to come out in current year+5 to have sales strictly tied to their quality.
4a7b7a No.15938703
>>15937076
>There is a natural disgust in the minds of nearly all white people to the idea of indiscriminate amalgamation of the white and black races … A separation of the races is the only perfect preventive of amalgamation, but as an immediate separation is impossible, the next best thing is to keep them apart where they are not already together. If white and black people never get together in Kansas, they will never mix blood in Kansas… - Abraham Lincoln
>I will say then, that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters of the negroes, or jurors, or qualifying them to hold office, of having them to marry with white people. I will say in addition, that there is a physical difference between the white and black races, which I suppose, will forever forbid the two races living together upon terms of social and political equality, and inasmuch, as they cannot so live, that while they do remain together, there must be the position of superior and inferior, that I as much as any other man am in favor of the superior position being assigned to the white man. - Abraham Lincoln
>In the language of Mr. Jefferson, uttered many years ago, "It is still in our power to direct the process of emancipation, and deportation, peaceably, and in such slow degrees, as that the evil will wear off insensibly; and in their places be, pari passu [on an equal basis], filled up by free white laborers. - Abraham Lincoln
>I have no purpose to introduce political and social equality between the white and black races. There is physical difference between the two which, in my judgment, will probably forever forbid their living together upon the footing of perfect equality, and inasmuch as it becomes a necessity that there must be a difference, I, as well as Judge Douglas, am in favor of the race to which I belong having the superior position - Abraham Lincoln
>Our republican system was meant for a homogeneous people. As long as blacks continue to live with the whites they constitute a threat to the national life. Family life may also collapse and the increase of mixed breed bastards may some day challenge the supremacy of the white man. - Abraham Lincoln
<lincoln who was a nigger lover
this i your brain on homoerotic aut-kike propaganda
1aef7a No.15938756
>>15935864
Granted. Minecraft Steve is very fun to play and garners so much attention and praise that every major publisher decides to drop their saber and collaborate on one gigantic cross-platform crossover. Hundreds of fighters from every console and generation join the fray as developers work together to create the largest epic battle of all time. They pull Masahiro Sakurai out of retirement to lead development, by gunpoint if need be, or his oldest child if he's dead at the time.
The project is such a critical and financial success that it single-handedly revives the gaming industry. Every major Western publisher gets to play a hand in the commercialization of the game, which ends up being loaded down with loot boxes and never-ending DLC additions. The eSports gravy train is revitalized as this becomes the next big competitive trend, with every other Smash game all but forgotten.
In the end, this reignites the interest of every normalfag chad and stacy, ensuring that none of them fuck off back to their regular normalfag hobbies and guaranteeing that video games continue to get worse for another two generations.
4a7b7a No.15938814
>>15938756
wow holy shit that is too harsh
4a7b7a No.15938876
>>15938858
this cant be real because Sakurai is too autistic about staying authentic to the source material.
b251a0 No.15938883
>>15938876
Its as real as the grinch
2c06e0 No.15938896
>>15938858
I had a hearty chuckle.
78d68a No.15938899
>>15938883
isn't this from cuckchan
f9adc5 No.15938939
Cosmically exterminate all retarded titty hating cucks and hags and subhumans along with every retard that stubbornly misuses pedophilia for 2D teens with big tits. Quick, but still agonizingly.
When normalfags somehow discover I was directly responsible, they're paralyzed with fear, are simply disgusted I let myself cross the line or even "lol" and say I did humanity and especially "weebs" a favor. Hit me.
4a7b7a No.15938946
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>>15938899 (checked)
cuckchan is essentially just Something Awful at this point another "meme" factory for David Brock, Vladimir Putin and Hillary Clinton.
b251a0 No.15938971
>>15938946
>implying they can make anything other than pepe or wojak edits
f8fa3e No.15939004
>>15938939
Ok it happens but a hitler-like figure never raises again, jesus is repelled by the degeneracy and the hordes of satan become normal citizens of your nation
0c93b9 No.15939042
>>15939004
>Ok it happens but a hitler-like figure never raises again, jesus is repelled by the degeneracy and the hordes of satan become normal citizens of your nation
So current year then.
4a7b7a No.15939072
>>15938971
>meme factory for David Brock, Vladimir Putin and Hillary Clinton only make ebin pee pee and wojak edits
but anon this is only confirmation that what I say is true
b204fb No.15939199
>>15938756
>>15938858
>>15938876
There's something I can't wrap my mind about the Steven in Smash Ultimate "leak"; The guy who "leaked" that Steve is coming to Smash Ultimate didn't even said that in the first place. He first stated that Smash Ultimate would getting Minecraft content in some way yet faggots took that as Steven being a fighter in Smash Ultimate. Then later, the guy kept doubling down on everything that he's saying after the piranha plant was reveled because he somehow didn't knew about the piranha plant fighter months ago.
>>15938876
That image is a fake, bro.
9f57b3 No.15939216
>>15935111
I wish the gaming industry would get better.
inb4 it will first burn to the ground, no survivors.
And from the ashes a new golden gaming era will be reborn.
b251a0 No.15939311
>>15939216
Gaming industry gets the best it has ever been but all the current companies die instantly, being replaced by older ones like sega, atari, intellivision, namco, sierra, tiger, THQ etc and some of these companies bring in their own consoles/ handheld stuff. they remake all their classic games and give them sequels that stay true to their source material, biggest game of 2019 is Ataris ET 2
ba61e6 No.15939318
i wish i could finally wake up and not feel sad anymore
1f9d42 No.15939336
>>15935111
My first three wishes are for five bucks, a big mac, and for the paw to get a good grip when I put it around my penis. The fourth is that the grip isn't too strong so that I can use it as a fleshlight, with literal flesh
4a7b7a No.15939759
>>15939199
>That image is a fake, bro.
yes I know that know, its clearly a cuckchan meme but I am also pointing out the fact that Sakurai is autistic about his aesthetics. If worst case scenario Steve was in the game he wouldn't be off model.
4a7b7a No.15939763
7332eb No.15940175
>>15939336
:Granted, but the five bucks are counterfiet and are recognised immediately, the big mac is a little dry, and the monkey paw gives you syphilis.
7d1e60 No.15940643
>>15935358
Nighttime survival there will be too easy since NK turns off all their building/street lights and the nigger can naturally blend into the dark.
8920bf No.15942462
>>15939336
>big mac
Terrible taste in burgers.
3d22de No.15947711
I wish that Denuvo was removed from every PC game that uses Denuvo, Denuvo goes into bankruptcy, and that any&all DRM like Denuvo or future software that's like Denuvo will never be made at all again.
3dcc09 No.15947740
>>15947711
Piracy is ended once and for all through world-wide arrestations of pirates, crackers and even second-hand buyers, sending them into reeducation camps until they buy full price for each and every service. DRM is no longer needed, and your wish is thus granted.
2f1b04 No.15947742
>>15947711
Denuvo goes bankrupt except it's a ploy, they open a new company called Benuvo and instead of putting DRM into games they get hardware manufacturers to put DRM inside people's computers.
2c6246 No.15947744
>>15935115
You now are sucking the dick
e507fd No.15948751
>>15936371
The global rule. Liking NTR is a crime againt Nature.
792b21 No.15948763
Anyone who's used Twitch dies
e507fd No.15948779
>>15948763
Granted. Twitch becomes a memetic anomaly that causes anybody that has seen a twitch stream to an hero, Bird Box style. Also like Bird Box there is a kooky cult that do not an hero, but instead watch and worship Twitch and try to physically force everybody to see its majesty. Some of them live next door to your mother.
d0b864 No.15948820
>>15935111
I want an MTG online client that's incredibly stable with the following features:
>User defined formats
>User built cubes
>Dedicated servers
>Get billed for the client and nothing else.
In addition I'd like for MARO to step down as lead designer and spokesperson, a purging of the WOTC staff, and the hiring of some board math PHDs who want to design fun games.
942656 No.15948832
>>15947742
Sony already tried this shit with rootkits
598d22 No.15948879
>>15936299
Granted. Enjoy your big goth tiddies.
b746e8 No.15948886
>>15948820
Ohoho anon, you make this too easy.
Granted, but;
>You can only play cards from Nu-Dominaria onwards
>There is aggressive and invasive spyware in the program as deemed by WotC's Hasbro overlords so they can profit from personal information
>There is no in game chat, only lobby and private messages to people who accepted you as a friend
>The game is balanced around being convenient for the online environment and cards are designed specifically for it that are impractical, if not impossible, to play IRL
In other news, look at the new Rakdos.
2b317a No.15948894
>>15948879
You're a monster
e5a7cc No.15948937
>>15939199
It's because all leakers are fake and gay and should not be listened to much less have their :leaks" be spread around by ignorant fools who blindly believe them or believe them because they called one thing that could be seen a mile away.
598d22 No.15949042
>>15938681
Granted. Sales begin to increase as graphical fidelity improves, leading to publishers pulling funding away from development studios that prefer to focus more on plot and gameplay and creating a new generation of "cinematic experiences". After a few years, "Vidyawood" is founded just outside of Seattle, with overpaid Hollywood actors vying for VO jobs and facial digitization/recreations in the next big AAA+ titles. The indie game scene becomes relatively nonexistent as even the most gameplay-minded games cannot keep up with the high budgets of major production studios. Virtual reality becomes perfected, as well, which opens the door to more immersive environments and experiences, and technological development begins on recreating stimulation for other senses, including touch, taste, and smell.
In the end, the movie industry begins to absorb AAA video games into the fold, even further pozzing the experiences and turning consoles into a sort-of home movie delivery system that eventually bankrupt big screen movie theaters. A new wave of liberal propaganda takes hold as people are enamored with this 'new' entertainment medium, and sales going through the roof as they sink further into VR. Eventually, the world crumbles around them while they find themselves simply escaping from the terrible reality they have allowed to come to fruition.
f9315e No.15949062
>>15948879
>She's black
Be careful what you wish for anon! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
869e97 No.15949075
>>15936262
I didn't have much reason for this, but I completely expected Kingdom Come: Deliverance to fail.
b1e664 No.15949105
>>15948879
spoiler that next time
f39dd8 No.15949354
I wish I'd become more creative and talented as my art progressively improves with each and every new drawing and maybe a collab with vanripper. Not to mention regaining my old drive/passion for doodles.
ef1524 No.15949360
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I wish for a game about playing as a right-wing revolutionary with death grips as the soundtrack
f39dd8 No.15949366
>>15949354
Not only this, but to also gain the recognition and validation i've always wanted to alleviate my rampant small guy inferiority and also loyal friends
f5574b No.15949368
>>15949354
You make me sick, VANRIPPER added to bullycide list.
a9229a No.15949376
>>15949354
Is that kike speak in the first one?
f39dd8 No.15949387
>>15949376
Shouldn't be, they're ayyliens.
bafecc No.15949406
>>15949354
>>15949366
Granted. However, you have no time to draw anymore.
f39dd8 No.15949419
>>15949406
Th-then i'll make time for it
2f8a44 No.15949425
>>15949419
You make time to draw but then you lose your arms
598d22 No.15949433
>>15949360
Granted. It was made by Seattle leftists, which means that the entire game is just progressive-political fear-porn about ebul nahtzees taking over 'Murica with nothing but a bunch of ham-fisted political references. The game is digital puke with that Current Year +4 cinematic trash feel to it, and the music isn't even worth pirating, let alone the whole game.
Also, the (((journalist clique))) can't into other points of view, so it automatically gets labeled as a right-wing masturbatory fantasy made of wrongthink and pure evil, and some army of self-sucking soyboys decide to call in so many bomb threats that the devs go out of business in a week. Nobody ever tries to even touch right-wing themes ever again out of fear that they'll get tarred and feathered and run out of town. The musician gets picked up to a senior position at Blizzard/Activision, though.
1832ba No.15949630
>>15937076
>a nigger lover
Didn't he say he could've killed all niggers for all he cared if it meant keeping office and country united? That's even worse mind you but still.
17c715 No.15949740
Videogames lose all traces of poz, and return to their previous glory including no longer being infested by normalfags
3dcc09 No.15949773
>>15949740
They do away with poz exclusively because the new chinese audience does not care for it. Normalfags leaving also only happens because everything, from Diablo to Stalker, becomes a p2w mobile game that only accepts yuan as a currency. China becomes the new industry leader and their social credit score spreads worldwide for your trouble.
f39dd8 No.15949855
I wish social justice would die, and with all the other bullshit it's brought with it.
3d22de No.15949942
>>15935864
Steve is a spirit and Master Chief, which the Steve spirit is tied towards in world of light, is one of fighters for Smash Ultimate DLC.
>>15948832
Fun Fact: Denuvo was technically created by Sony through a buy-out from Sony DACA.
>>15949855
It dies but China Communism took it place and now you can't say any about Tiananmen Square protests from 1989 or Winnie the Pooh on the internet any more.
fc4c49 No.15949954
>>15949773
The worst thing about this post is that it is an entirely plausible future.
21ab82 No.15950081
I wish porky from the mother series was added into smash brothers ultimate and everyone loves the inclusion if the character and he's good and there are more smash brothers games with porky and all of the other characters in the future
f39dd8 No.15950518
>>15949942
I wish china, israel, and the entire middle east including india suddenly lost internet access and any control over vidya overnight.
bafecc No.15950531
>>15950518
Granted. Actually, the entire globe's electrical systems shut down because of physics mumbo-jumbo that makes me feel stupid. In particular, everyone's internet is down.
3dcc09 No.15950544
>>15950518
They regain all of it the next day.
240cd0 No.15950611
>>15950531
I see no downside from this.
>>15950518
WW3 begins, started by conventional nuclear strikes followed by a striking realization that targeted EMP strikes are much more efficient, so everyone spams EMP's instead of nukes. Internet, as with everything else that relies on the grid, is effectively destroyed in every major country.
5183e3 No.15950669
>>15935111
I just want a happy life and a qt waifu to play games with who wont just cheat on me.
Some good games would be nice too I guess.
41c82e No.15950694
>>15935111
Isn't the whole point of a Monkey Paw Wish that the wish is granted in such a way that it's still unfavorable or has negative consequences you didn't see coming?
In that case It would be better to ask who is responsible for all the shit we got these last years.
like how I wished for more StarWars movies …
I'm so sorry
552108 No.15950740
>>15948886
But anon, most of those are already reality
Also:
>rakdos got bit by the stale card and art bug at the same time
God ducking damnit. At least some of the cards look like actual magic cards.
3dcc09 No.15951477
>>15950669
>I just want a happy life and a qt waifu to play games with who wont just cheat on me.
Always be extra careful about the wording of your wish, you basically just kicked off open season on your ass here.
3d22de No.15952395
>>15948937
But that won't stop the leakers from staying relevant by giving out more "leaks". My GAME theory is that all leakers are just the ultimate attention whores and they are all part of some secret cartel to make sure that they influence among all gaming sites so that the "leakers" can make a shit ton of cash from these gaming sites that cover their "leaks".
90ff91 No.15952509
>>15948886
>requires coin flips for effect
>6/6 for 6 with flying/trample
He has a good body, but his effect is pretty boring unless wizards is planning to go all in with coin flip mechanics. It could work with Rakdos. Demons do historically work with games of chance. If it's a one of, it's going to suck though. I also wish Rakdos could do it whenever he attacks or perhaps Rakdos is going to get flicker mechanics or some nicer ways to return to the battlefield.
85c543 No.15952578
>>15952509
That's the problem I've had with a lot of their cards the past few years. It's like they're scared of printing anything interesting.
Take the new Prime Speaker: It taps to give a Birthing Pod effect, but they kept the Sorcery speed clause. I think making it work at instant speed would make combat more interesting and offset the disadvantage of being on a creature. It makes the Legend its attached to seem even more badass as well.
3d22de No.15954727
Well speaking of "leaker" and "leaks";
I wish for every single one of these so called "leaks" of the Smash Ultimate DLC (That also includes any "leak" that even mention Steve from Mineycrafta or the VergeBen "leaker" in the first place.) has turns out to be really fake & gay all along and that SoccerGuy revels the rest of the four DLC characters that every single "leaker" didn't even knew about in the coming year so that SoccerGuy BTFO of every single "leaker", including VergeBen, forever. I don't what comes out of this.
e9c3ea No.15955820
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15935864
>>15938756
>>15938858
>>15938876
>>15939199
>>15948937
>>15952395
Extremely niche fun fact /v/: The whole rumor of Steve from Minecraft being in Smash Ultimate could of been based on some "insider" mistaken the Pig from a unknown Gamecube game called Cubivore as being the same Pig from Minecraft. Vid related.
af6e9e No.15956777
>>15950669
Since nobody's yet ruined this man's dreams, I'll do it.
>Happy life is happy only intermittently
>Waifu is a feminist complete with tumblr blog, constantly complains about sodgy knees in the games
>Games are good but have the worst community attached to them of retarded 13 year old BR subhumans
But if you act fast enough, you can dick the feminism out of your waifu, and play LAN multiplayer all day.
f5574b No.15956787
>>15954727
Done, but Smash Ultimate is a shit game.
ddaaef No.15956817
>>15935111 (checked)
I wish for a shinigami to bring me a death note so I can fix the video game industry in the safest way possible, by getting rid of all the crap sjw devs and publishers (along with the most greedy ones). and for nobody to find out that I am video games kira.
af6e9e No.15956838
>>15956817
The death note is just a normal notebook. When you open it, you find the words "ur an fgt" scrawled into it and the shinigami outside your window laughing at you.
ddaaef No.15956861
>>15956838
well, at least the shinigami is around so I can offer them some fruit in exchange for use of the real death note. (also sounds like they have a sense humor so thats good).
af6e9e No.15956883
>>15956861
The shinigami doesn't really care about the actions of a bunch of kikesin the gaymen industry. You must find a way to achieve your own goals while entertaining him for use of his note.
493a20 No.15957052
>>15948886
Isn't this exactly what Magic Arena is?
ecc911 No.15957093
>>15952509
>flicker mechanics or some nicer ways to return to the battlefield.
Granted, but he also summons fifty 0/1 token elves, so enjoy flipping those coins, nerd.