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File: 49612cfda2f408f⋯.png (56.27 KB, 131x213, 131:213, Interceptor Ass 2.png)

File: 0a7b34eefe7830a⋯.png (650 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Interceptor Ass 1.png)

cd6051  No.15919307

Bioware released some new gameplay on the 20th and it looks like ass, get it?

Link: https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=WIdiLX8RW7w

I would have bumped the older thread instead of making a new one (because, really, we all know this game will be trash) but it had fallen off by the time I saw this gameplay. It's more of the bland environments, and weak guns you'd expect, but the cameraman is playing as the Interceptor (rogue) this time, so we at least got more opportunity to stare at her ass. She's pretty svelte, but the game's camera does her no favours. Pic related is about the only good shot I was able to get.

I'm a bit suspicious they may have changed the Interceptor's model, since her ass looked much fatter and her "wings" were less intrusive previously, but I'm sure as hell not going to double check.

(Actually, now that I've watched to the end and can actually see the character models, they're all wearing that godawful preorder-only cosmetic costumes)

Slightly more on topic, this gameplay showed the following "features:"

>strongholds, which is a fancy way of saying dungeons where you don't get to cheese things by respawning forever

>the player's quirky not!English manservant talks you ear off, but will be "reduced" on subsequent playthroughs of these epic, challenging dungeons once you've proven your gamer cred by beating them :^)

>freezing effects which look worse than the snow and ice decals in Lost Planet

(I think it's really funny that a game releasing in 2019 can't think of better ice effects than "stop enemy animation and paint it blue/white splotchily)

>the freeze allow to "combos" which means a +12% damage bonus or something equally insignificant

>at one point, the team has to navigate a room full of "dangerous mines" which can be detonated at range by any gun

>the Incerceptor's ultimate ability is a temporary buff which lets her become a blurry mess in the centre of the screen and s l o w l y move around while hitting enemies who don't react to your strikes

>giant EVADE prompt when rockets are being fired at you, because heaven forbid our players pay attention

>players can't revive other players when using their ultimates because it'd be "too strong"

>>but you can't cancel out of your ultimate before it expires

Tellingly, the gameplay section ended with one employee saying "haha, lots of fun like that, preorder preorder preorder preorder, haha, just kidding, tee hee."

c2c419  No.15919313

Bioware's corpse might finally stop once this game dies.


bc3806  No.15919368

>>15919313

Certainly it'll be one of the final nails in the coffin at worse, but if EA wants to be stubborn about it, they'll probably shit out one last Fagon Age. It seems like Cisquisition fell far short of their hopes, but maybe didn't actually lose money like Androgyny or, inevitably, Anthem, so if the thrice-defiled, intern maggot-infested corpse of Bioware gets a final chance after this, it'll likely be DA.

I was surprised by how much attention Anthem's trailers were getting (lukewarm instead of the fucking nothing I was anticipating), but I think they may actually be buying views and upboats considering every comment section has been dominated by people saying it looks like a Destiny ripoff and warning others not to trust EA.


4f38d5  No.15919409

This won't even be a funny flop like F76 or Lawbreakers, which got hyped to high heaven and they are still mocked to this day.

No one will be talking about this turd a month after it's out


c2c419  No.15919429

>>15919368

What's telling is normalfags in said comments saying "Bioware died after Mass Effect 2" so the hate for Bioware is pretty huge.

>>15919409

No one I know even is aware this game exist.


6f204d  No.15919447

>>15919409

People stopped getting excited for Anthem once they realized it was destiny warframe at e3. I think there was an alpha test and most seem to say it's mediocre. Doubtful they'll make it long enough to get that dragon age game out they teased at the vga's.


5f5b65  No.15919474

File: 369270e8848be86⋯.png (169.52 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1489230312544.png)

>that gundam-esque aerial maneuvering

>those melee combos seamlessly flowing into shooting

It actually looks good, like an overall improved warframe with archwing implemented into core movement mechanics.

I'm liking what I'm seeing.


4f38d5  No.15919537

>>15919474

Amazing they can afford shills after the flop of Cisquisition


cd6051  No.15919540

File: 8bac57ea8a66bcc⋯.webm (4.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Anthem's first publicity ….webm)

>>15919474

>implying gundam aerial maneuverability isn't more interesting than "fly forward, hover, double jump"

>implying the melee combat looks like anything more than pushing the XXX and the YYY with auto-targeting

>implying the shooting isn't floaty trash with popgun sound effects and zero enemy feedback due to everything being scaled to the player's level

Are you blind, by any chance? I can't fathom what anyone could see in this heap.


65e49d  No.15919578

>>15919474

Because of this post I will make it my mission to fuck over this game every chance I get. Prepare to be the next lawbreakers.


5f5b65  No.15919608

>>15919537

>>15919540

>>15919578

Whoa whoa chill out niggers.

I have no doubts it will be riddled with p2w, day one unplayability and marxist propaganda up the ass. And female asses gonna get censored as well, probably with some armor plates or some shit.

I'm just not blackpilled impotent memester that hates video games period and shit on literally everything.


e8e810  No.15919609

>>15919608

Why would you not hate cancer? Because you respect all forms of life??


e7c5c5  No.15919617

>>15919608

This entire post tells me you have no idea where you are or what you’re talking about.


cd6051  No.15919623

File: 6ec67b765dc2fb9⋯.png (483.25 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Interceptor 4.png)

>>15919608

>fellow gamers, why must you be so negative about bioware? just, like, try being positive for a change, okay???

0.23$ has been deposited into your account.


e94a5f  No.15919624

File: daa11d9a5f9fd7a⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 320x240, 4:3, daa.gif)

I DEMAND MORE CLANG


e46204  No.15919626

>>15919624

Does it count as clang if there's a human inside of a robot suit though?


65e49d  No.15919628

>>15919608

They'll have you to blame. Remember this thread.


4f38d5  No.15919629

>>15919608

>haha this game is gonna shit fellow redd- I mean /v/ros!

>btw It actually looks good, like an overall improved warframe with archwing implemented into core movement mechanics.I'm liking what I'm seeing.

You are transparent, faggot


cd6051  No.15919632

File: f43a0ef37391d64⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 379.85 KB, 800x1600, 1:2, Interceptor 1.png)

File: 526b5bc0b417c98⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 409.25 KB, 1200x1300, 12:13, Interceptor 2.png)

File: d267e0e571106c3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 529.87 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, Interceptor 3.png)

>>15919624

This and my previous image appear to be all that exists.


631527  No.15919639

My eyes were already glazing over reading the OP but I just gave up the moment I saw "ultimate". It's like game design regressed all the way back to the Final Fight era but without any good music or character designs.


eb5195  No.15919642

File: adab62fb3e92b64⋯.jpg (8.62 KB, 299x293, 299:293, 1500973415304.jpg)

>Company that has never made a good game before is making another bad game


c44333  No.15919647

File: 1059a18c5e09abc⋯.png (211.45 KB, 541x376, 541:376, 3f5d33a042a10577216fd833e1….png)

I just want to shoot and loot and make wacky builds but noooo everything is shit


5f5b65  No.15919654

Blackpill is real.


cd6051  No.15919656

>>15919639

>reading the OP

Something I should have done more of, frankly, now that I'm noticing all my grammatical mistakes.


e8e810  No.15919669

File: 3ee884f027d7ff5⋯.png (442.02 KB, 723x623, 723:623, why.png)

>>15919642

>Bumping an obvious shill thread


038f93  No.15919687

File: 67c040602d637c5⋯.png (775.53 KB, 563x843, 563:843, Shadjedi.png)

>>15919608

>>15919474

This is why years ago I said Warfarm niggers should have been purged from the board.

They are a special kind of delusional cocksucker and are like this in their containment thread as well.


240577  No.15919690

>>15919540

have you got the clip where the devs say you can't call NPCs, NPCs because the term is offensive and each character has their own unique backgrounds so there are no NPCs in the game?


24b4cf  No.15919707

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 8899f1b5b354e00e2a0598608d….jpg)

>>15919474

>Put a cagarcter with a nice ass in a shit game and Warframe fags will fap to it no matter how hideous it's head is.

Anthem looks shit but you got to admire the Warframe fags for their fucking ability to fap to eldritch horrors no matter what.


cd6051  No.15919713

File: 655abc693b4b354⋯.webm (1.82 MB, 640x360, 16:9, NPCs are people too.webm)

>>15919690

As much as I like calling people NPCs, I think she was just saying it to underscore the "work" done to make the NPCs more than just lines of code.

Alternatively, the game might be so rushed that everyone is used to seeing the characters be grey blocks and calls them "it" because the term is more natural.


29918e  No.15919726

EA will insist on a paid currency to either re-roll a drop at the end of a mission or upgrade the drop as a way of getting around 'paid loot boxes' in the store but maintaining the whale milking. These tokens will of course be 'earned' through gameplay but buyable in the store all the same because people keep pushing that microtransactions of any type are acceptable in an 70+ dollar purchase.


904ab8  No.15919854

File: b49d7a110f01198⋯.png (515.6 KB, 850x439, 850:439, 'sup.png)

>>15919632

It's pictures like these that make me feel like i wouldn't mind cuntboys so much if they looked like traps.


c2c419  No.15919861

File: ac683fc1fbbf801⋯.jpg (13.83 KB, 257x253, 257:253, Teen age who gives a fuck ….jpg)


542b1d  No.15919916

>>15919474

>warframe grindslave thinks his opinion matters


542b1d  No.15919919

>>15919854

Tomboys


f2626d  No.15919933

File: 0e9d40a8b7f496d⋯.jpg (19.71 KB, 400x240, 5:3, turt.jpg)

>>15919861

>>15919642

What's with the live action TMNT reaction pics?


29918e  No.15919950

>>15919916

Don't pretend like that faggot has ever even seen video game, let alone Warframe.


24b4cf  No.15919952

>>15919933

They look derpy. Thats why.


cfba0b  No.15919988

>>15919307

Is that a man's ass? I just don't see how they would include ass on a womyn and be fine with it.


89bf85  No.15920279

>>15919608

>I like the flashy gimmicks and shallow effects

I bet you preordered Fallout 76


c2cdac  No.15920308

File: 0c974b2e21b99f1⋯.jpg (30.79 KB, 498x220, 249:110, no white skin mass effect.JPG)

I wonder if they'll allow you to make a white character this time.


43b408  No.15920376

fuck off shill


6b8bc2  No.15920384

It looks like a worse Firefall. And stop trying to force the interceptor r34.


084333  No.15920424

File: 9d0cbd5fefc544d⋯.gif (2 MB, 341x321, 341:321, 327895723489075983257356.gif)

>>15919474

>Archwing ever good

>Even implemented with the core mechanics

Either you are one of those retards in DE who thinks archwing is good or you have never played warframe and are just comparing the two because they are science fiction.


542160  No.15920716

File: f3334952ef29a43⋯.jpg (169.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Javelins.jpg)

>>15919988

>Is that a man's ass?

It's technically a robosuit's ass, but it definitely looks female in comparison.


631527  No.15921350

>>15920424

>or you have never played warframe

You say this like it's a mark of shame.


a98cec  No.15921365

File: 97ae3fe2375354e⋯.png (390.21 KB, 772x677, 772:677, h m .png)

>>15919632

People care so little about the game only two people drew clang from it.

That's a bit sad.


60fb37  No.15921386

File: ce6164e8ec305c5⋯.jpg (276.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Clang.jpg)


b5891d  No.15921393

File: 90f796143e86b33⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 652.82 KB, 1055x860, 211:172, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15921386

That robo-wyvern in the corner looks fucking retarded


92e15b  No.15921436

>>15919474

The end is coming, Bioshill. Better get that resume updated.


0e31c5  No.15921734

>>15921393

MUH MIGHTY DRAGON


93c57f  No.15921781

>>15919313

We've been over this Bioware will never die like Dice will never die, until EA dies.

All original employees fucked off long ago even upper bureaucratic management fucked of around TORtanic.

"Bioware" is branding by EA and in charge of RPG-like things, same as EA Sports does sports things, objectively it's "EA RPGs" and Dice is "EA Shooters".


29918e  No.15921917

>>15920424

To be fair, archwing is slowly becoming a good part of the game despite DE's efforts to the contrary with their open world content and eventually Railjack if they can actually make it.

But yeah, Archwing is trash.


601901  No.15921990

>>15921917

>To be fair, archwing is slowly becoming a good part of the game

As someone who recently struggled through Uranus, no, no it's not.


29918e  No.15922032

>>15921990

Oh, don't even try to complain until you farm Atlas. I'm not saying the way they implemented it is even remotely acceptable, but as it slowly gets repurposed into a fast travel system and eventually a go between for a much more interesting mission type they concept is at least finding a home.


601901  No.15922051

>>15922032

>but as it slowly gets repurposed into a fast travel system

But isn't that what those dumb hoverboards were for?


4a3944  No.15922105

>>15922051

Another great decision from DE, introduce hoverboards and at the same time allow everyone to fly archwings. So noone uses the boards since flying everywhere is faster


29918e  No.15922107

>>15922051

The hoverboards are purely for styling on people. Literally, there are mods that convert tricks into damage as well as giving you invincibility when you mount up on the board again.




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