/v/ - Video Games

I appreciate the effort, and old MMO greentexts are always welcomed, but these stories died somewhere around 2010 along with the MMO genre as a whole.

>Playing WoW in WotLK

>join new guild

>hey, these guys are kinda cool

>make a close circle of friends from the guild

>we play other games too

>decide to meet up

>travel to the Netherlands

>have a good time

>haven't spoke to them in years now

Definitely met a lot of guild ruining thots though, I'm glad I somehow never got mixed up with them or became one of their beta orbiters.

>>15886869

>>15887081

Reminds me actually.

>on teamspeak with the lads

>another guild officer joins in

>almost every time he's on, you can hear his children screaming in the background

>other than that he just stays quiet, something he'd commonly do

>we ignore it as always and generally have a laugh, make jokes, play games etc

>he suddenly gets really angry and tells us to keep quiet

>all while the gates of hell are being opened behind him, I swear he had like 4 kids

>I tell him to fuck off and spend more time being a father than a deadbeat on WoW

>he rages like the sun for about 10 minutes then leaves

>couple of days later an ex-guild officer whispers me, another deadbeat except this one is a pot addict immigrant from Spain who cheated on his wife

>"You wouldn't have said that shit if I was there, I'd knock you out, cunt"

>just laugh and report him because nothing is more precious to him than his WoW account

>oh wow, it worked, he got banned

Sometimes I miss MMOs and other times I really don't.

>>15886869

>>Playing WoW still in Cata

>>15886869

>>15887067

>>15887081

>>15887105

>>15887115

>>15887130

>>15887146

Rollercoaster MMOs were always shit and forever will be shit.

>have group of online friends I met in Runescape

>play together for years

>shit turns to real friends because we lived in the same city

>league of legends comes out

>play for a year

>everyone starts hating each other

>still nobody wants to play anything else

>this goes on for months

>every time I try to get them to play something else they just get buttmad

>but they also get buttmad at each other when league is played

>group is at breaking point but they're refusing to put down the ASSFAGGOTS crack needle for even a second

>decide to quit League because there's better vidya to waste my life on

>within a week the entire group falls apart and apparently they all hate each other

>>15887081

Renown?

I used to join random guilds in runescape and either scam people or lure them into the wilderness. was pretty fun stealing shit from them and taking all the loot.

>>15887266

no

>>15887130

Oh you

>>15886869

>>15887130

I already knew the punchline was coming when you posted the IGNs.

Still laughed.

I was a minor pvp fag during wow wotlk so naturally I had a hate boner for mages, and one day it was validated.

>Top dps of small guild's raid group

>probably only top dps because I rolled a stupid amount of 100s on loot and people jokingly hated me for it

>spend most of time being a small time pvp fag

>the kind who roams wintergrasp for no reason and rarely does arena

>meet mage in among orgrimmar duel fags

>complete fucking mouth breather

>so overly reliant on mana shield he would immediately hit it when ice shield breaks

>typical frost mage fag, more cds and tools than brain

>despite being a rogue I generally had advantage in duels with him

>somehow become friends with him in between me and some hard core pvp fag giving him advice

>he slowly improves in pvp, arena with him a few times.

>as he does he gets more and more narcissistic and self interested

>one day he decides he wants to try raiding ICC

>my guild's raid group is down one for what ever reason

>make the mistake of inviting him

>first few trials with him go ok, he has trouble some mechanics but nothing too major.

>he gets invited to guild

>our current progression has us at the abomination at petrus' wing

>magefag is in raid group, I think as a sub or something

>have some trouble but down him after 2 or 3 tries

>loot distribution begins, magefag drops the bomb he's been waiting for

>he's not part of the main raid group ergo he's the least geared

>as such he demands loot priority

>drama ensues, group has never had loot priority, he's not even a part of the main raid group ect ect

>he argues adamantly for it, his mage nose can smell the loot.

>forget who got loot in the end, but group decides to end early tonight due to the drama

>next day, in game mail from the GM

>announcement that the guild is switching to DKP to distribute loot

>I shrug it off as I don't care that much

>magefag feels shit eating satisfaction over switch for some reason

>Several Days later…

>I login, guild tag is missing, I'm not in a guild anymore

>inquire with people I know, GM and officers had argued for days about switching to DKP

>drama got so heated GM /gdisbanded

>confront mage fag about how he killed an entire guild with his shit

>only half remorseful about it, probably because he lost his chance for raid loot

>stop being friends, join new guild

>magefag later decided playing mage is too hard so he switches to even easier class for wrath pvp, holy paladin.

NEVER TRUST A MAGE

>fucked around for most of TBC, joining numerous guilds and doing some mid-tier raiding and pvp

>learned not to trust guildthots in that period

>towards the end of TBC, got invited into yet another guild

>everyone is chill as fuck

>GM is a well-adjusted, honest guy without megalomania

>RL is a kickass leader with sick bantz and Dante-tier attitude

>MT is a no-nonsense kind of guy, tanks through hell and back, rarely says anything

>two main healers are a happy-go-lucky pothead and a depressed alcoholic, never clean or sober for raids, but never annoying or burdensome

>damage dealers are a mixed bag, but no drama queens or lootwhores

>one guy plays requested tunes on his guitar in guild vent

>another helps out newbie members with boosts, enchants and gold

>third one works four jobs to buy a house and constantly falls asleep while playing due to fatigue, but is fun as fuck to be around

>we breeze through WotLK content like a hot knife through butter

>even got two realm firsts

>all heroic content, all special achievements

>holy shit, we are among the realm's top guilds

>Cataclysm comes

>a couple of guys quit because they hated the changes, but the core stays

>a guildthot is taken on board, tries to start drama, gets kicked within three days

>we breeze through content again

>clear out everything we can

>then the fucking pandas come

>some core guys quit

>RL has university issues

>GM has a kid

>other guys have other issues

>we bid each other farewells, distribute the guildbank to newbies, and disband

It was like a nice dream that stays with you long after you wake up.

>>15887380

>/pol/

>heterosexual