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>>15873048

Embed

I figured even kids hate it when some jerk invades their server though.

>36k views in 5 days

Does anyone have the mod?

t.hasn't played Minecraft in a while

>>15873075

this

>>15876674

Reminder that Notch has mentioned 8chan before

Has he made anything relevant since Minecraft? Does he regret selling it?

>>15876674

he sold his game to microsoft, his opinion is worthless. what did he think would happen?

>>15876682

i don't think he does. His payout for it is so incredibly large that his grandchildren could live off it. If he had kids anywayhe tried making a card game kinda thing called scrolls before todd howard/pete hines sued him for the name although it should have been overruled since scrolls is a generic name and TES is completely different

Most people who play Minecraft are autistic.

Autistic people's brains are literally wired to detect patterns better than normalfags.

So just spam refugee crime stats in the comments and you'll redpill the autismos.

This is just a map, no? What is stopping anyone from making death camps and adding various mods to torture refugees? If anything, killing the refugees is what most kids will be doing.

Notch make minecraft but only people on 8chan can play it

>>15876713

Maybe the real reason why the dislikes are so low is because you do not have to pay for the map. It is mini DLC that is on the marketplace and is not actually going to be bundled with Minecraft or at least I hope not.

>>15876674

>1488 likes

nice touch

>>15876729

That game already exists and it is called Minetest.

What Notch should do if he wasn't a lazy hack and actually cared about securing a future for the Europeans is to create an alternative to Google, a version of google that has no normalfag websites on it except maybe ebay and the few who aren't pozzed. When Google is replaced, the internet itself is replaced.

>>15873058

More like "meet a pedophile".

>>15876793

I really want him to do something other than shitpost all day. I mean, it's not everyday that you get some anon-tier autist with fuck-you-money and 'redpilled' on most of the world's problems though I doubt he would actually have the balls to point at the jewish elite and call it as it is. He could be doing wonders to fight for freedom of the web, open source and hardware, push for real decentralization and you name it. All things that would be objectively good except for the silicon valley authoritarians, but he doesn't do shit.

WHY???

>>15876793

>Create an alternative to Google

>Implying Alphabet is going to twiddle it's thumbs while some swedish billionaire tries to overshadow their probably main source of datamining of the entire world

While he is a billionaire, there are things even people like him can't do

I remember hearing about this a while ago, did they cover this shit at E3 or something?

>>15876826

No, it was Minecon.

>>15876828

Oh, I don't even remember paying attention to that.

My prediction for this map is that it will sell so poorly that Microsoft will have to force it onto people. I know plenty of actual good maps that get less than 20 buyers upon release.

>>15876756

but nobody hosts

>>15876850

You have to buy maps…?

>>15876850

How the fuck would "Selling a map" in minecraft even work?

Couldn't someone just load the save game?

>>15876882

>>15876875

We have such sights to show you…

https://marketplace.minecraft.net/en-us

>>15876902

Ok but what's to stop someone from just sharing the save file?

>>15876932

Morality

A sense of Justice

A hatred of piracy

Just like being a decent human being, alright?

:^)

>>15876793

Google is pretty much unreplaceable unless the entire company collapses. There already are superb alternatives, and even a search engine designed to avoid normalfaggot sites. The thing is, getting people to change is difficult if there isn't a tangible benefit (the data mining angle can't be pushed, since the Snowden leaks didn't penetrate deeply into the collective consciousness )

>>15876975

I don't think in any circumstance I could call a save file a "piratable thing", but then again this is the age where I have to use SteamCMD to download mods for games I don't own.

>>15876713

>Autistic people's brains are literally wired to detect patterns better than normalfags.

That's wrong. Autistic subhumans are more likely to fall into endless loops and patterns in which they can't escape. The only solution to the autist question is euthanasia.

>Agenda that requires a bleeding heart and empathy from retards

>They pick the class of retard that has no empathy, autistic minecraft players

Good plan.

Based Notch!

>>15878190

Didn't he sell it? He has no control over it anymore

>>15876793

Nah, Notch should make a payment processor and bank.

>>15876301

>>15873075

this can easily be countered by pointing out one simple thing to anyone who has ever played on an international server:

>brazilians

anyone who has ever come in contact w brazilians in MC knows that they are the most autistic MC players in the known world

to put it simply

>you wouldnt let a monkey into your MC serb

>would you allow one in your country?

>>15876674

>>15876682

notch is a /v/irgin

he was shilling us the game back on cuckchan way back early in alpha. we used to make fun of him a lot for being a fat faggot i still enjoyed the game, its just a shame he didnt listen to our input moreFLAOT.

im almost certain he still posts/lurks (just as anon), but he knows better than to stick his head up too far. its merely speculation, but i really do think that imageboards in general are quite popular with certain famous people. especially those who cant afford to go on normal social media sites for fear of having shit come back to haunt them. the anonymity they provide must be an absolute godsend for those with careers that rely on ones reputation

im also 100% certain that mel gibson posts/posted on /pol/

r8

>>15878413

>brazillians

What the fuck is wrong with Brazillians, anyway? What makes them behave like the worst nationality on the internet?

>>15878428

All the racemixing of nigger and spic and 56% american got to them. Then someone gave them internet.

>>15878428

You could say the same thing about all of South America anon. It's probably the native blood in them that makes them act like fucking savages.

>>15873048

Those little blond/e kids taught to be relaxed about immigrants in spite of the unavoidable reality around them, (((they))) hope the will be tolerant of them so that they can vote for the progressives when they're older, have mongrel children to vanisquish the blond hair blue eye gene and also to be raped more often, an average person doesn't "wake up" until it's too late and throughout history it takes the flame to touch everyones feet for radical change, but most of the times it's often too late.

They're being brainwashed into making themselves and their culture extinct, what's even worse is that the ones aware of this are near enough powerless to stop it. I've been thinking of my life and how much time I waste playing games and simply pondering, when I'm going to die in the end. I should just use this fleshy vessel for something good that I truly believe in and use all of have to fight against this, even if it means I'll experience pain that I've never felt before, maybe that is what we all need to commit ourselves to real action.

>>15878499

This, go out and spread redpills everywhere. Only way action wil ever start.

>>15876674

>Quiet, nigger.

My sides.

>>15877000

That video was fucking autistic.

>billions of dollars

>doesn't start a new video game company to release good games

>instead shitposts on twitter and twitch all day donating his money away

Man with that kind of money I'd make several video game companies, travel the world and do tons of high quality drugs and hire my own chemists.

What the fuck

>>15876674

How does he keep getting away with it?

>>15878608

Hopefully, if he still lurks here, he'll take our advice.

>>15878639

I doubt it. He was very sour on /v/ in 2010 when people kept on shitposting how he was squandering Minecraft's potential and how his coding was shit. I don't know if he still browses, but if he does, he needs to get off twatter and do something beneficial with his life.

>>15878639

>make several video game companies

its gotta be hard to find inspiration to go out and do anything like that when hes already cashed the biggest check in vidya history. capitalistic ventures like that include a high degree of risk. why bother? hes all set as it is

>>15878639

imagine this

>be avid /v/irgin pre exodii

>make game

>its super effective

>get bullied for shilling ur alpha

>show it to reddit

>it appeals to the low functioning autistics as well

>lmao im famous

>sell IP for several gorillion dorrars

>now what?

>everyone knows im a billionaire irl

>thousands of people watch my tweets and social media

>where can i go and have some semblance of my old life back?

if he doesnt still post on some sort of imageboard still, id be fucking shocked

>>15878667

from my experience talking to rich people before, when you have that much dosh, it becomes a constant struggle to keep from everyone and everything in your life from trying to take it from you. youre no longer concerned with acquiring wealth, but with protecting it.

people ask

>y not get qt3.14 waifu?

cuz the bitch would clean him out

>y not start nu business?

because thats a huge financial risk and he could easily lose everything if it went under

>y not go total spendthrift and blow it on inane shit?

the goys got a lot of money

pretty much no matter where he goes, taxes will be a fucking bitch to the tune of tens to hundreds of millions of dollars. no doubt he has a large amount of it invested in some sort of tax advantaged shelter. but this also means that he cant sell those assets that he has tucked away, or he will incur even more taxes in the form of capital gains

its hard to say you pity an autistic fat swedish billionaire, but i honestly do in some respects. no matter what, the man will never be able to find love of any sort as he will always have that lingering feeling that shes only there to eventually clean him out. ive heard similar things happen to rich people with old friends who stop by and break their leg only to sue the shit out of them. fuck, ive even heard such things about family members

notch, if youre reading this, move to singapore

they have flat tax rates as well as 0% capital gains tax, so you can get some hedgefund cunt to push your money around and really make some dosh, without having to fucking eat it every time you sell. youll at least be able to beat the piss out of inflation, and the amount youll save in taxes will be fucking unprecedented

>>15880259

> IT'S FAKE!!

No shit, moron

>>15880259

Dude, really

>>15878499

The jew will lose in the end.

Shouldn't every jew know about the song of the rabbi and his golem?

>>15880259

NiGGers are the dumbest subhumans on this board

>>15878629

Because he's rich enough that he can say absolutely anything he wants, with no worries of the repercussions. Because there are none. And all the kvetching in the world can't stop him. I would love to be in his position.

>>15880341

a vivian reaction image does not imply being a niGGer

>>15880329

>>15880326

>>15880341

>>15880395 yes it does

ALL LIES

NOTCH IS LITERALLY HITLER

>>15880395

Wrong nigger, control your cattle or I'll control you.

I wish the rapefugee meme would die already. Make those cunts fix their own countries instead of shitting up the more civilized ones. It's terribly unfair for the native populations.

>>15880421

>>15880416

no it doesn't

>>15880429

>he's not even making sense any more

Time to end the tyranny of faggots who accomplished nothing on this board.

>15880407

No

>>15880422

>It's terribly unfair for the native populations.

b-but muh birthrates!

>>15880422

to be fair if the US stopped interfering in Syria on behalf of Israel and Saudi Arabia there would be less refugees

>>15880483

>goyim you gotta stop having kids y'know, think about those poor, innocent ice bears and how this costs, just a coincidence

>goyim you gotta import poor brown people, look how much your industry tanks because of your low birthrates, also don't forget about demographic transition, just a coincidence

>uhm goyim the ethnic replacement isn't real, look at this quirky YouTube video, they are sceptics and they are always right, am I right

>woah woah slow down goyim, actually helping the brown people establish some kind of agriculture in their own countries and stop the 90% post harvest losses? What are you, some kind of colonialist, btw those aren't Chinese colonialists, they are investors, please ignore the state enforced racial segregation by our nice Chinese investors

>haha goyim, we gotta attack Lybia, and utterly destabilize the whole of North Africa while we are at it, because they are bad guys, look at this Reddit post, they said that Gaddaffi is a meany, look it even has 30k upboats and Reddit gold and platinum!

>goyim, please ignore that the destabilization of former Yugoslavia, Ukraine and Syria led to military equipment falling into civilian hands, and those very rifles in turn being used to kill over 100 people in Paris, we gotta restrict gun laws because of that, because making guns even more illegal will surely stop those bad terrorists from smuggling them into the country, like they did before!

Kids don't care about minecraft any more. You have to make a refugee simulator in fortnight.

>>15880558

Got any good stories?

>>15880558

that sounds about right, knew a few guys that did camera and website work (back when the money was still good) none of them had anything positive to say about the business, its just a meat grinder for everyone involved except the executives that have been into this shit for decades .

>>15880422

That would imply making the US stop meddling everywhere, which we have already seen is impossible

>>15880632

It honestly wouldn't surprised me if the CIA had some hand in it, they did it with the cartels.

>>15880632

It is our fault that we stopped the one man who could've made everything better. And it's also our fault for always taking the Jew's side on everything.

>>15873048

>Take a journey to reach a safe place

>Not Turkey or any of the other countries near by

>WE NEED TO GO TO UROPE

>>15880688

>turkey

>safe

normally when you're unsafe you wanna go to the safest place and skip all the in between. like moving from sucking dicks under a bridge for heroin to sucking dicks in someones house for heroin is a step up but you haven't solved your problem

>>15880688 (checked)

Turkey is already chock-full and its also at the border of collapse

>>15880711

<We're exactly like that other thing sans the major driving factor

Oh yeah it's so horrible, it's not like when california inevitably crumbles under itself in the next 5 years we aren't going to unfuck the literal heaps of legal bullshit they pushed through the dem party to get stuck on a federal level.

>>15880190

It really shouldn't surprise anyone that industry giants of any sort are interested in halfchan. Back in 2012, I got introduced to /tg/ because I was trying to make rent and signed up for what amounted to a reputation management firm that was trying to undo some of the damage done by 4e being so supposedly different from what WotC had put out before.

Imageboards were the new frontier back then, because there was no one that those kinds of marketing firms could reach out to, pay off, and expect results from.

>>15880717

>sans the major driving factor

The fuck are you talking about, next to Israel we have the largest population of Jews on the planet.

>>15880731

>genetics don't matter

>authoritarianism is bad

>jews aren't responsible for the evil in the west

Where have I heard this argument before. Where indeed.

>>15876793

This is just a joke but Notch should bank roll a civil war tbh.

>>15878744

m8 have you ever been to Singapore

t. at Singapore harbor right this moment

>>15873048

Honestly the only surprising thing is that it didn't happen sooner.

>>15880765

no but ive always wanted to go

and its my unironic "fug im hyper rich nao" escape plan

if i was there id come meet ya and we could colonize some random hapa whores for the night and LARP like the anglos in the singapore of old

>>15880992

>How much of those people in the porn idustry where jewish?

yes

>>15880527

K E K

also

sauce me on this

>look at this Reddit post, they said that Gaddaffi is a meany, look it even has 30k upboats and Reddit gold and platinum!

never been much for reddit lore,but i get the feeling this actually happened

pls no

>>15880748

he's posting jew apologetics. kill yourself.

>>15880527

you illiterate brainlet kill yourself you probably dont know anything about statistics or population genetics you are a literal redditor

"population replacement" is a myth even /ourguy/ admits it

http://emilkirkegaard.dk/en/?p=7562

>>15889024

>over half of their military was nonwhite

Blatant lie, it wasn't even as much as 1%.

Retard, some nonwhites had their own SS divisions, but it was rare and there weren't that many of them.

The 'Free Arab' legion never saw combat on either the eastern or the western front. They only saw limited combat in North Africa; the Germans and Italians still did 99% of it.

And finally, nonwhites were never allowed to breed with Germans or other whites, and likewise were never allowed to live in Germany as citizens or have the same rights as citizens.

Dumb nigger.

>>15884855

>population replacement is a myth

>/ourguy/

>>>/out/

Also

Unironically.

Arab and African migrants are functionally identical to griefers

>>15889176

Are you actually retarded? A majority of the SS Divisions you showed were of other white nations. Only a very small number were from nonwhites. And by the way, the SS was itself, if you added up all the soldiers of all of its' legions, still smaller than the Wehrmacht, which was the regular German army.

Only eleven of the SS Legions you posted were nonwhite; the rest were white. And not a single one of them was ever allowed to become a German citizen, live in Germany, or breed with Germans. Additionally, a majority of them never saw combat. Neither, the Turkestanis, Arabs, Indians, Armenians, or Azerbaijanis ever saw combat on either the eastern or western fronts of the war. The only nonwhite SS-men who ever actually saw combat on either of those fronts were some of the Tatars, who saw very limited combat in the eastern front, although even they were mostly in support roles and very small in number.

You should go back to cuckchan, since you clearly don't know where you are, nor do you seem to recognize that a handful of tiny nonwhite SS divisions that made up less than 1% of the total German military numbers don't change the fact that the German army was white.

My point stands: less than 1% of the German forces were nonwhite. A handful of nonwhite SS Legions, most of whom only numbered in the thousands at best, only confirms this fact.

>>15880719

A lot of imageboards get up on trends at Zero Hour moreso than any traditional marketing firm, so people sometimes, mistakenly or not, trust them for general shifts in attitude, stock trade ideas, etc. Whether that's because of some intrinsic value that imageboards have or simply because a bunch of loser NEETs with nothing to talk about but the future are bound to get a few predictions right, who knows, but imageboards have also been popular content farms now that cynicism culture has set in. Nobody likes anything anymore, it's just making snide comments about how everything has been ruined by corporate interests. And there's no better place to farm content with that feel than right here.

>>15889285

>Darkies didn't fight in WW2 for the Axis

>No Rly Anon

Citation(s) needed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davud_Monshizadeh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yang_Kyoungjong

>>15889176

origin doesn't mean every single man is from that place

origin could also be wear the troops are located, not what they consist of

>>15889348

>finds two odd examples

>somehow thinks this disproves the rule

You didn't actually address my post.

Nonwhites made up less than a fraction of a percent of the German armed forces, and of those, only a fraction of a percent of them actually saw combat. This is my point. Address this.

You tried to disprove me by posting two pictures, however both of your pictures actually disproved your position. You claimed that nonwhites made up 50% of the German armed forces; this is a blatant lie you told.

>>15889379

90% of the SS Divisions that were in his two images were white; in the first image, there were 10-11 nonwhite legions, all but three of which numbered less than a thousand men. The second image he posted consisted of only a single nonwhite SS division, which likewise never saw combat, which only numbered 6,000 men.

>>15876697

>His payout for it is so incredibly large

No it wasn't. He made one of the most endlessly profitable PC games of all time. His grandchildren would have had far more money in the long term if he just kept the IP. The retard was swindled for short term gain, and now Minecraft is getting the microsoft rape treatment like Rare got.

>get into minecraft after I moved just to cheer me up after I left all my friends behind

>started off just before 1.3 was released, also started playing AoS

>AoS eventually got bought out by jewgeX and fucked over, which lead me to getting a steam account just so I could dump over a hundred hours into it

>I outgrew the old AoS, but still frequented minecraft servers because of the novelty

>joined my first /tg/ server, think it was a dorf fort where I met a few lads, only one who's name I remember is simon, and a kobold qt

>wasn't quite some "rp with me colon three" shit, but still entertaining nonetheless

>got shot by a kobold archer and died during simon's reading lessons and had to restart, but nothing big

>eventually, the server stops getting as much traffic as it used to

>near the end, I find out who the kobold qt is, their name is either thepizzacatte, or thepizzacat

>we talk for a bit, but nothing meaningful really comes out

>last message was "happy new years" before we leave

I'll always miss you ThePizzaCat.

>>15889384

Italicizing words for emphasis makes you look like a complete faggot y'know.

>>15889741

Do something about it, nigger.

>>15889741

it's still better than asscaps you niggerfaggot.

>>15889384

Faggots who suck cock tend to sidestep a lot, ya'know, in order to suck cock

>>15889741

Compelling argument moishe

>>15880685

>implying a national socialist european superstate wouldn't've been any better

>>15880711

>most Americans were against the war

>desertion rates were even higher than the Vietnam war.

Gonna need a solid source on that.

>>15880259

Quite, nigger.

>>15889384

>>15889379

https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t1122675/

https://forum.axishistory.com/viewtopic.php?t=120340

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/museums/10682975/The-Jews-who-fought-for-Hitler-We-did-not-help-the-Germans.-We-had-a-common-enemy.html

again citation needed

>>15892493

You must have brain-damage or something.

In the thread you link to, your first link, it lists tons of white SS divisions such as French, Norwegian, Croatian, Italian, etc, and at the very end lists a handful of nonwhite ones, none of whom ever saw combat on either the eastern or western front, besides the Tatars who played a minor supporting role. Your first link once again supports my side; nonwhites were an extreme minority and never saw combat, for the most part.

The second link you gave also supports my view; all it does is list two nonwhite SS divisions, both of whom never saw combat on either front. A handful of pictures of nonwhite SS-men doesn't change anything; they were less than a fraction of a percent of the German military force and they didn't actually fight.

The third link lists some kikes who served in the FINNISH ARMY - your third link doesn't even fucking mention the German army at all, so why did you bother linking it?

Every post you make compounds your stupidity. You haven't addressed anything I've said, you just keep posting bullshit. Nonwhites were a tiny fraction of a percent of the German military force and never actually fought in battles, with the sole exception of the Free Arab Legion who saw minor combat in North Africa, but even they only did a tiny bit, and the Germans and Italians did 99% of the fighting there too.

You're truly a dumb nigger.

>let the creepers in goyim

>>15873048

Bit late to the party there. They showcased it back in Minecon. Briefly watched the stream back then. That's what made me tune out.

>>15892598

He couldn't even make a profit off of his other games at Mojang. Scolls and Cobalt.

>>15880702

WHEN IS MOUNT & BLADE COMING OUT?

>>15889319

Not sure if I still have the same id anymore, but I'm the guy you're replying to. The work we did on half/tg/ was more shaping opinions than anything else, not picking up cues from anonymous sources. It was apparently extremely effective in areas that had accounts and identities, but special measures had to be taken to deal with places that didn't bother with that kind of thing. My least favorite was cross-pollination, where we'd get a few users of middling popularity to post a link to a thread we'd made usually on places like Reddit, where we had a stronghold of positive opinion for WotC , put a handful of our guys in that thread, and proceed to shit on anyone who opposed the customer-mandated opinion we were told to uphold.

If I'd knew then what I know now, I'd have probably deliberately sabotaged the efforts we made, if only so the place I eventually came to love wouldn't end up so fucking broken in the process.

Sorry. Been drinking. It's a bad habit for this time of year. Pretty sure I deserve it, though.

>>15880527

>misspelling Libya

How does it feel to be retarded?