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File: 4b2826334ba3e93⋯.jpg (138.44 KB, 810x1200, 27:40, sonic.jpg)

e558dc  No.15850142

What are the odds this isn't shit? I mean Jim Carey can only carry a film so far.

bd5f2a  No.15850172

File: 1ffe1b7032a1142⋯.png (486.97 KB, 605x601, 605:601, kiyafetli-dilli-kopek-yogu….png)

>PG-13

W h y

All they needed was classic sonic voiced by jaleel while, some spongebob writers, megas xlr writers with it, a few producers from clone high, titmouse hybrid animation with the music direction of fumie kumatani, and they'd have an absolute banger of a move.

>>>/v8


cd818e  No.15850173

We'll probably get some good porn from it at least.


0ff666  No.15850174

Where's the source for that poster?


e558dc  No.15850177


0ff666  No.15850182

File: e68c55421f6dbfb⋯.png (46.15 KB, 192x325, 192:325, Loli slapping.png)

>>15850177

Everyone knows it's happening, dumbass. WHERE'S THE SOURCE OF THE POSTER?


32f1e3  No.15850185

>>15850142

>Paramount Animation

Well, shit.


e558dc  No.15850187

>>15850182

I just got it from google.


96b4b3  No.15850189

>>15850142

didn't jim stop acting


0ff666  No.15850192

File: b81e76b2360a2ee⋯.png (110.53 KB, 488x288, 61:36, Leave!.png)

>>15850187

>I just got it from google.

<It's not even a real poster, just some fanmade shit

Nothing to see here, just OP being a faggot again!


e2381f  No.15850196

If Jim Carey isn't naked (save for the red and white shoes and socks) with blue man group tier body dye all over him to include his arms (specifically to piss of Chris) it will never live up to my autistic expectations.


e558dc  No.15850197

>>15850192

I did not realize it was a fanposter but the details are accurate. Wikipedia lists Carey as Robotnik.


9f976c  No.15850274

>>15850192

Jesus, you're slow. The poster may be fake, but the details are real.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3794354/

Dr. Ivo Robotnik will be played by Jim Carrey.

Also, who the actual fuck is Tom Wachowski? I've literally never heard of this guy before.


e558dc  No.15850277

>>15850274

>Tom Wachowski? I've literally never heard of this guy before.

Is that a jewish name?


2463f8  No.15850406

File: 565664eb2d513b7⋯.jpg (80.63 KB, 400x400, 1:1, you fricks.jpg)

>November 2019

I thought they already finished principal shooting, and there's no way pickups, reshoots and editing would take a whole year. Did Paramount want a November release but the movie wasn't quite finished yet, so they scheduled it for the next year? I never got the impression that November was a blockbuster or 'dump your shit movies' month.


fa4fba  No.15850414

File: d56d5b9a3b62f01⋯.png (1.14 MB, 1280x688, 80:43, Jingle.All.The.Way.1996.EX….png)

>>15850142

>JIM CARREY

>JIM CARREY

>JIM CARREY

>JIM CARREY

>JIM CARREY

>JIM CARREY

>JIM CARREY

it's a 10/10


952d4a  No.15850461

>>15850406

its probably so shit theyre trying to delay it as long as possible


1e6884  No.15850478

>>15850414

I knew that was a scene from Jingle All the Way


f9b037  No.15850479

>>15850406

Shit or not (it'll be shit) Sonic is to "big" to not release during Nov-Dec for all the holiday bucks. It'll be some PG rated dumpster fire. Like that Yogi Bear movie.


848598  No.15850491

File: 4482d40ded07770⋯.png (118.2 KB, 308x268, 77:67, 2ac45a4995.png)

>>15850406

Around thanksgiving is a big movie week. They might have also didn't want to compete with the some movies during the other big release times. It could be more of a family movie thing. Like this year was Break it Ben and last year it was Coco.


bab6d0  No.15850533

File: 3c25a160cd953fe⋯.jpg (133.72 KB, 1169x515, 1169:515, jim carrey.jpg)

>jim carey


52435d  No.15850683

File: 5d65c973004b485⋯.jpg (322.06 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 5d6.jpg)

>>15850142

>James Marsden as Tom Wachowski, the newly appointed sheriff of Green Hills who befriends Sonic and aids him in his quest to stop Dr. Robotnik.

>Tika Sumpter as Mrs. Wachowski, Tom's wife

Why did the replace the animal powered robots with jews?

And why is there no Amy?


7bb9af  No.15850690

>>15850277

It's polish, but he is probably a jew.


3133e8  No.15850699

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15850172

>All they needed was Jaleel White Sonic


c368c4  No.15850732

>>15850683

No furbait for you buddy


c4e91a  No.15851050

File: 7e792713eb0bf48⋯.jpg (19.49 KB, 309x350, 309:350, proxy.duckduckgo-4.jpg)

>>15850142

I can only hope that the after credit scene is a Sonic Says


1bdc49  No.15851070

File: 586e431b16dd62b⋯.jpg (86.14 KB, 422x650, 211:325, Sonic Movie starring Keanu….jpg)


958e94  No.15851075

>Jim Carrey

Didn't he became mentally unstable, by painting grotesque paintings about his obsession in politics?


b79c43  No.15851097

File: a0acb5cb1debc78⋯.jpg (40.23 KB, 736x1013, 736:1013, heh.jpg)

>not r-rated

heh, it's a pass from me

shadow better be in it


fa286c  No.15851104

>>15851070

that would look better tbh

i mean, at least that isn't supposed to be interpreted as the same art style as the games and such


844983  No.15851117

File: f3a0b7ec9a6e1fa⋯.jpg (62.47 KB, 999x1000, 999:1000, twitter nigger kek.jpg)

>>15851070

Is that Sam Hyde shooped into the bottom right?


c4e91a  No.15851122

File: fa23b82967dd02c⋯.png (234.84 KB, 480x360, 4:3, fa23b82967dd02c747c5ef4347….png)

>>15851117

>Being this stupid

Thats a young Steve Buscemi


87a713  No.15851126

>>15851070

danny is the only acceptable live-action robotnik


1d734c  No.15851134

>>15850533

>lack of faith

Was Jim Carry crypto-commonfilth this whole time?


60f9a3  No.15851136

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>Sonic is going to be played by (((Ben Schwartz))), the guy who played Jean-Ralphio


163a41  No.15851176

>>15851136

I heard him in nu-ducktales, nu-TMNT and Ninja shit. A really try-hard soyboy actor.


40751c  No.15851223

>>15851134

*Lack of faith in the consumerist progressive-liberal Christianity


9c9bfa  No.15851240

File: 3fae04ce0d1b2b7⋯.jpg (65.19 KB, 540x540, 1:1, god just god.jpg)


4fe3d8  No.15851254

>>15850533

holy shit is this real? are those dubs real?


bab6d0  No.15851285

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

4b535d  No.15852524

Dubs


82becc  No.15854473

>>15850142

BLUE ARMS


82becc  No.15854479

>>15851050

>duckduckgo


83b214  No.15854483

>>15850274

>Also, who the actual fuck is Tom Wachowski? I've literally never heard of this guy before.

The last remaining Wachowski to not go full tranny yet?


0e459d  No.15854487

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15851050

>I can only hope that the after credit scene is a Sonic Says

That makes too much sense.. The end credit scene probably try to set up a shadow or knuckle spin off.


c9faef  No.15854489

File: 99c6a7250145bf8⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1555x2418, 1555:2418, SA1_A_d4.png)

>>15850683

Amy is cute and I want to cum inside her.


63bfe5  No.15854491

File: 6477c935e298b03⋯.jpeg (76.42 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 922BD0F4-263E-4520-A1DA-0….jpeg)

This is gonna be a beautiful train wreck isn’t it


a65173  No.15854560


b18040  No.15854629

File: 05136b8f826dc23⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 500x369, 500:369, skele horror.gif)

File: d2c3f400281d71c⋯.jpg (434.38 KB, 1280x1556, 320:389, skele nightmare.jpg)

File: af52f9989cbeb18⋯.gif (955.03 KB, 360x360, 1:1, skele no no no.gif)

File: a6500a5649223d6⋯.png (37.77 KB, 475x347, 475:347, skele wtf.png)

I saw this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrNSsfVHOTt/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

Jesus fucking christ, if that's what Sonic is going to look like in the movie then god help us all…


8fcb08  No.15854630

File: c979e50e5e5d245⋯.gif (4.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 75113-NOPE-badger-gif-MHuW….gif)

File: 4cf39f102c11bb7⋯.gif (3.91 MB, 270x263, 270:263, 1434567854061.gif)

>>15850683

>Jim Carrey as Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

>James Marsden as the previously nonexistent sheriff of "Green Hills"

>some random sheboon for diversity points

>some faggot tryhard soyboy voicing Sonic

>no best buddy Tails

>no gruff loner Knuckles

>no Shadow the Edgehog

>no mild romantic bullying from Amy

Jim Carrey was not a good pick for Eggman here. I don't care what anybody says, even Jim in his prime would have been a poor casting choice; Jim style and voice are both very distinct and animated, even when he doesn't mean to be, and I think he won't do the role justice even though I think he'll do better in his role than anyone else will. John Malkovich would have been a better choice in just about every category. Danny Devito gets an honorable mention, even though I don't think he'd do the role justice based solely on his voice and height.

Of all the fucking Sonic games they had to choose from, WHY THE FUCK did they pick Sonic '06?!

And where the fuck is Amy?


fada0b  No.15854646

File: f61bdad8efe98ec⋯.webm (292.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, money.webm)

>>15854630

>And where the fuck is Amy?

Shes not there for the same reason other sonic characters aren't there: To save money on CGI by having as few non-human characters as possible.


51b5c8  No.15854651

File: e147b8b140e7a05⋯.png (269.74 KB, 475x583, 475:583, YOURETOOSLOW.png)


fa4fba  No.15854764

File: 7b389006648bd89⋯.mp4 (805.87 KB, 720x900, 4:5, Paramount Pictures - The g….mp4)

>>15854651

BLUE ARMS


54266d  No.15854792

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We already have this masterpiece, we don't need another Sonic movie.


54266d  No.15854797

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15854792

Fuck this, Invidious ALWAYS glitches out on me for some reason. I'm going to link straight to Youtube and I don't give a shit.


b51843  No.15854808

File: 6e5690dc3a78d1b⋯.webm (617.13 KB, 720x900, 4:5, sanicthehedgehog.webm)

>>15854764

I'm shocked nobody had made this yet.


ad592c  No.15854812

File: ce28d04c972fa5b⋯.jpg (58.14 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1414871618162.jpg)

>>15854808

I like it


fc28be  No.15854815

File: 7fd5b95abf4dd39⋯.png (3.71 MB, 1687x2500, 1687:2500, filtered.png)

File: 1eba30a91f22dbe⋯.png (3.79 MB, 1687x2500, 1687:2500, analysis.png)

>>15854651

Interestingly it seems the studio tried to digitally hide his face but some details remained. Here's my take on it.


d5fa79  No.15854817

File: 63c7ab5927fb763⋯.jpg (42.7 KB, 700x427, 100:61, ec27d3b75e1be5f8a5138f4dcd….jpg)

>>15850142

Jim Carrey hasn't been amusing since he stopped using his ass cheeks as a ventriloquist dummy.


479dff  No.15854894

So, anyone keeping watch on CWC's reaction to this?


446695  No.15854903

File: 07814c26a3b7d31⋯.jpeg (137.92 KB, 1125x992, 1125:992, 6D7EDD62-2659-4C5A-A761-5….jpeg)

>>15854808

It’ll probably look something like this


9ce94f  No.15854937

File: f75aa366cfc00b7⋯.gif (708.02 KB, 300x300, 1:1, robo_barf.gif)


071314  No.15854938

>>15850196

Carey is Eggman though


462478  No.15854941

>>15854903

>blue arms


071314  No.15854946

>>15854630

Actually Danny could work, if you CGI his arms and legs to be long


96b4b3  No.15854950

>>15854941

somebody call chris


fada0b  No.15854955

File: b63c8011a2959e1⋯.png (31.18 KB, 109x187, 109:187, yesand.png)


071314  No.15854963

>>15854955

Eggman isn't Sonic

Jim Carey instead needs to be in stilts wearing a Teddy Roosevelt Mask


ccc002  No.15854972

File: dd98c3eb7a0eeba⋯.png (104.41 KB, 521x533, 521:533, 5a9252520d31ed9b3387d3ecb7….png)

>>15850274

>Dr. Ivo Robotnik will be played by Jim Carrey.

Fuck that fucking faggot


f6c62b  No.15854993

Okay, I'm retarded and sleep-deprived. All this time you were talking about Jim Carrey, I was thinking about Tim Curry for some reason, until someone mentioned talking with asscheeks. Which begs the question - why does this movie has Jim Carrey and not Tim Curry?


1d00bc  No.15855002

File: bffdc15c97e3199⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 865.59 KB, 1362x962, 681:481, PrincessSara01.jpg)

>>15854792

>>15854797

I still watch this movie from time to time and it's still fun as fuck. That and I want to fuck the shit out of Sara while she's in heat.


fa4fba  No.15855008

>>15854792

>>15855002

The only thing I don't like is sonic's voice, it just sounds so retarded


0e459d  No.15855091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15854903

>>15850142

Friendly reminder there a good chance Chris-Chan will kill someone over the sonic movie. He already sounding like randy stair in his new video.


ad785a  No.15855106

>>15855091

Pulling a Randy Stair is the logical conclusion of the CWC saga

>shoots over 50 times with a shotgun

>3 dead

>including himself

I see Chris getting a even lower score.


fa4fba  No.15855112

>>15855106

he might accidentally revive people, netting him a negative score


0e459d  No.15855121

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15855106

>>15855112

Realistically Chris-Chan someone who will probably try a truck of peace during a rampage but screws it up. I wouldn’t be surprise if Chris-Chan tries to go after jim Carrey thinking he the real egg man.


1d00bc  No.15855178

>>15855008

Sonic's voice isn't great, but it's stomachable. Tails sounds like nails on a chalkboard.


4aa932  No.15855179

>>15854903

Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>15854993

Because Tim had a massive stroke and is confined to a wheelchair with half his face not working. Look up a picture of him


bbc5f4  No.15855187

File: 83a1b981e23a0f9⋯.jpg (347.45 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 83a1b981e23a0f98d1ca6f4fa4….jpg)

>>15850274

>Dr Ivo Robotnik

>by Jim Carrey

Are they going out of their way to make this a disaster? I don't even mind him in movies, but I just don't understand the reasoning.

Is this the death throes of hollywood? Have they simply run out of actors?


ad785a  No.15855191

File: f8a5569e465b5bd⋯.jpg (14.47 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

File: 80114f8e8103024⋯.jpg (120.78 KB, 1913x1080, 1913:1080, currypennywise.jpg)

>>15855179

I'm a retard and just noticed that Pennywise and the Principal from Dennis the Menace are the same person


0018ec  No.15855226

>>15854815

As a tangential question, how do you manage to skip leg day that hard? Never mind not doing squats every once in a while, even doing cardio at a decent resistance or biking prevents chicken legs from happening.

It would definitely never happen to somebody whose primary activity is running.


a3c1fb  No.15855354

>>15855187

It's probably a "The Producers" situation.


6f5c5f  No.15855521

>>15854903

Needs more DreamWorks face. Then it will possibly spot on.


17b8b2  No.15855565

Someone call Chris-chan. We need an expert on this.


f5a3c3  No.15855611

>>15855191

He's also the hotel manager from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, and the voice of Hexxus from Fern Gully, and the butler from Clue.

He's also done voice acting for a thousand tv shows.


fa286c  No.15855638

>>15854903

>no gloves


33021c  No.15855702

>>15850533

Reminder that Dr. Robotnik is canonically a feminist, so this is a perfect casting.


8fcb08  No.15855743

File: ce11b3b7268cf5f⋯.jpg (52.34 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1426541947211.jpg)

>>15854903

Really, this will probably look better than the real deal.


bd1a10  No.15855971

File: 3b31571bcc2ebfe⋯.png (498.55 KB, 1232x1600, 77:100, jim-carrey-tweet-re-facebo….png)

What will the moral lesson of this movie be:

a) Industry of any kind is bad.

b) Global warming is real.

c) Toxic white males are a plague to this planet.


062936  No.15856010

>>15855971

EVIL RUSSIANS


cb0ee2  No.15856018

File: 2e27d52f40a9d07⋯.jpg (94.93 KB, 413x413, 1:1, 1468980424164.jpg)

>>15850142

>I mean Jim Carey can only carry a film so far.

Well that's not happening, his TDS has made him terminally unfunny.


b4abbb  No.15856027

File: 5d78225df2bb840⋯.png (255.04 KB, 1566x492, 261:82, chris-chan_SHOAH.png)

>>15850142

Daily reminder, pic related happened.

>>15851488


a94bdd  No.15856037

>>15850683

I'm not ashamed to admit amy was my first vidya crush, surprisingly I'm not a furry


b4abbb  No.15856044

>>15856037

>surprisingly I'm not a furry

How is this fucking possible? Did your dad do the right thing and make you watch 3DPD porn instead or did he just beat the gay out of you when you were growing up?

We need to hit our kids more these days, I swear to fuck.


a94bdd  No.15856047

>>15856044

I think the majority of furries grow up in semi-broken households, not really an excuse but probably true nonetheless. Also my family is perfectly nuclear and white, so that probably helped a lot.


0cbc6b  No.15856052

>>15856037

Same, But then again I think every kid who played SA2 had weird feelings for Rouge. Probably the first brush with jiggle physics most kids had


b4abbb  No.15856081

>>15856047

>Also my family is perfectly nuclear and white, so that probably helped a lot.

Based as fuck.


a94bdd  No.15856124

>>15856052

I didn't really, and I have no idea why. Never been much of a breast guy, more a hip and thigh guy


f5a3c3  No.15856161

File: ad22d21ae5c5d66⋯.jpg (236.03 KB, 700x781, 700:781, Sonic_3991d9_297182.jpg)

>>15855971

this shit drives me up the wall, everyone is still chimping out because they think russians spread right-wing propaganda via facebook

>we found three russian officials who had fake facebook accounts!

<ignores india and china having bot farms that would outweigh all of russia's population shitposting combined

<ignores that clinton foundation made an actual propaganda machine to discredit and spread disinfo, which was rebranded twice, from factcheck to correcttherecord, to shareblue

but no, 3 russians with fake facebook accounts managed to turn millions of potential voters into republicans, god that's fucking stupid

oh and a reminder that they all claimed that Trump was going to start WW3 with russia before he won, then when tensions were diffused they tried to make it a self-fulfilling prophecy by forcing sanctions on russia (the bill had a super-majority vote so Trump either had to make it law or if he refused would have to step down).

sage for off topic


177e63  No.15856180

>>15851285

This is what a broken man looks like. He is completely fucked like Gary Busey, except less funny and endearing.


0f4a31  No.15861042

>>15854630

>Jim in his prime would have been a poor casting choice; Jim style and voice are both very distinct and animated, even when he doesn't mean to be, and I think he won't do the role justice

I think the only role left for him is Spider Jerusalem in a Transmetropolitan movie, but he's running out of time for it. Plus, it'll never happen.


29d410  No.15861305

0%


0c0bf2  No.15861338

>>15856161

It's funny how they insisted Trump would start WW3 with Russia then got mad after he started being friendly with Putin, and then the exact same thing happened with North Korea.


c50915  No.15861420

>>15855178

>>15855008

That's because it's a dub.

>>15856052

i think the first vidya character i had weird feelings for was the green bandicoot girl from crash team racing

>>15856047

My family was pretty normal, I was just autistic. I guess being homeschooled out in the middle of nowhere didn't help.


628af5  No.15861454

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here's the leak of the ending.


9b5657  No.15861493

>>15854903

I'm willing to bet they will put white fur around his beady eyes to try and imitate the usual big eye.


41af32  No.15864208

File: d8df755a238305c⋯.jpg (258.36 KB, 1200x2116, 300:529, Silly cowardly tense alpac….jpg)

Ya'll niggers ready?


751449  No.15864255

>>15864208

Those are not the same proportions as the poster.


0e459d  No.15864260

>>15864208

Somehow looks worse


eb9e1e  No.15864270

>>15864208

Looks alright.


36afd7  No.15864273

File: 3c2bba332d7ea57⋯.png (691.77 KB, 940x529, 940:529, serveimage.png)

>>15850274

I honestly want to see a Jim Carrey Robotnik. That sounds fantastic.


2b7ef5  No.15864308

File: c61f833fe9b2599⋯.jpg (135.76 KB, 1024x853, 1024:853, Rouge Knuckles instruction….jpg)

File: 45d3865fc3ede59⋯.webm (8.22 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Eggmans PA Announcements.webm)

>>15855008

Watch it subtitled. Everyone sounds great.

>>15855702

Eggman was a feminist in the older sense before it was twisted and mangled beyond recognition. He wanted order and a form of equality because he fucking hates GUN for being a bag of dicks.

>>15856052

I was exposed to Dead or Alive long before SA2 was in the pipeline, but something about Rouge was more than just tats.

>>15864208

That almost looks kinda cute, but it doesn't look like the first poster in the slightest.

>>15864273

If he's something akin to his Count Olaf performance, it should be good equal parts silly as shit yet menacing.


f3d765  No.15864333

>>15864308

That was never what feminism was about. And wasn't that a mistranslation that was supposed to say that he was a womanizer? That is what I've heard at least.


2b7ef5  No.15864341

>>15864333 (checked)

>Womanizer

seems legit


275698  No.15864385

>>15864208

I just wanna hear the voice actor and hope he replaces Craig if he's good.


e2b80e  No.15864391

>>15864208

>fast and furious font

That lazy huh? It's gonna be a beautiful trainwreck.


628af5  No.15864401

>>15855702

>>15864308

That's bad localization. In the Japanese manual, it said that Eggman is a womanizer.


856478  No.15864410

>>15864208

>Midget in a fursuit with green screen to animate the face

Stop, just stop.


601f9f  No.15864466

>>15855971

>corporations making movies about how evil corporations are

This shit never ceases to amuse me.


bab6d0  No.15864480

File: 2c2d0b37bd6557b⋯.png (1.04 MB, 560x719, 560:719, canada.png)


6fc0b2  No.15864537

>>15864466

It's not corporations they oppose as much as it is industry. Manufacturing, lumber, oil, mining, stuff like that. All the economic sectors that involve resource extraction and refinement, because muh global warming/cooling/change. The corporate left loves tech, media and finance corporations.


0f4a31  No.15864609

>>15864537

It's not so much all of the left that's like this, either. They've committed themselves to the numbers game rather than cohesive ideology. They have a thousand contradictory stances and viewpoints because they started grabbing up everyone that's off-center, weird, abnormal, nonfunctional, or otherwise not a contributing member of society.

They want representation without blaxploitation and refuse to define either. They want LGBTQIA+ celebration and for sexual deviance to be treated as normal, despite the latter meaning for former will be unworthy of celebrating. They want equality among genders without sending women to war. This happens specifically because they don't have standards for entry, and so any retard can say anything and it's all part of the left.


8bd786  No.15864629

>>15850172

Fuck you commie, i know who you are


446695  No.15864675

>>15855091

>>15855121

At this point I wish Chris would just go an get help. He’s degrading so fast it’s hard to watch.


2b7ef5  No.15864725

File: 6742062961f1966⋯.png (118.53 KB, 300x370, 30:37, Eggman Yosh.png)

>>15864401

Makes more sense.


ba2246  No.15864771

File: 864a6aba47cda6e⋯.jpg (42.83 KB, 600x706, 300:353, can't wake up.jpg)

>>15864208

>blue arms


de9b83  No.15865140

File: cb454c15652e50b⋯.png (491.48 KB, 672x960, 7:10, 4a63486053bacaab003104a696….png)

>>15856161

>State Sponsored Shitposting

This will never not be amusing to me.


eb505f  No.15865188

>>15864401

>>15864725

Not to mention IIRC, it's in the Shadow the Hedgehog manual combined with many other compliments which are fake.


1fdd9a  No.15865206

File: 63921f1e25c93d6⋯.jpg (26.48 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, DTOyWABUMAAm_I1.jpg)


34ffe2  No.15865362

>>15864208

That's a lot better even if it isn't great but that's clearly not the same design as in the teaser. How'd they fuck it up so badly?


fae187  No.15865438

File: 98f56026c5e0d85⋯.jpg (57.14 KB, 494x960, 247:480, IMG-20181213-WA0001.jpg)


ea426b  No.15865458


55c712  No.15865461

>>15864208

fix the arms or chris chan goes riot


c50915  No.15865719

>>15864208

At least it's not as bad as he looks here >>15854815

Where's the source though? I can't find it


ce57bd  No.15865802

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15851285

He looks like Johnny Cash from right before he died.


7e4570  No.15865835

>>15851136

Jesus fuck that fucking (((schnozz))) even in the thumbnail


96b4b3  No.15865846

>>15865438

The Ohio road trip

A Chris-Chan adventure


7e4570  No.15865862

>>15856161

The kikes also desperately want you to forget that Hillary wanted to institute a no-fly zone over Syria on her first day in office. Putin flat out stated this would mean World War 3.

Meanwhile Trump ends the conflict with North Korea and doesn't start World War 3.


0ff666  No.15865943

File: e661e7f2ff842dd⋯.png (1.53 MB, 1440x900, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15864208

Why did they grab one of the chipmunks and paint it blue?


f02267  No.15865991

File: 49498abab0a99fc⋯.jpg (113.13 KB, 700x922, 350:461, sonic_poster.jpg)

HIV Zone 4: Full Blown AIDS


83aa20  No.15865994

File: b118ab00208abd5⋯.png (694.92 KB, 544x960, 17:30, ClipboardImage.png)

DON'T LOVE IT.

DON'T FUCKING HATE IT.


255747  No.15866002

>>15850142

Dunno, but I do know that /vg/ is cancer.


87a577  No.15866013

>>15850533

>no archive

FAKE NEWS!


2b7ef5  No.15866024

>>15866013

It has a 33% rating as of the last time I looked at it.


9c0965  No.15866063

File: 36f503bddc77349⋯.jpg (362.52 KB, 1219x1708, 1219:1708, IMG_20181213_230649.jpg)


f618db  No.15866083

>>15851117

Underaged kids GTFO


dc2b14  No.15866096

File: 55f1dbcda9ba137⋯.jpg (68.17 KB, 694x324, 347:162, mediocre.JPG)

imdb page only lists sonic and robotnik so its safe to assume this is an origin story.

>prestigious inventor dr robotdick creates samic hedgehof

>sonic escapes lab

>montage of sonic running around town scaring people eating chili dogs or what the fuck ever

>fbi: "dr theres a fucking blue shit running around with your name on it"

>robonik: "fuck me, ill go get him"

>sonc and jim carrey back at the evil lab

>"I CREATED YOU AS A SOURCE OF INFINITE ENERGY TO POWER MY SHIT CAUSE REAL ANIMALS SUCK"

>sonic escapes to warn the people

>eggmane: "fuck it i might as well take over the world with what i have now and get sonic on the way"

>sonic kills the egg (or did he????????!?!?!?)

>the end(?)

<also there is a subplot with the fbi agents in a love triangle that no one will give a fuck about but this movie would be 2 minutes long if it wasn't in there anyway


2b7ef5  No.15866111

File: c0b39c33b446f4b⋯.png (735.29 KB, 751x1000, 751:1000, Sonic kinetic slide.png)

>>15866096

They said that. However they made mention that part of the plot doesn't take place on earth, so it'll likely be akin to the first episode of Sonic X which would make it somewhat interesting at first since Sonic didn't say jack shit when the earth team was harassing him and just progressively ran faster and faster, while Eggman played back and forth between acting like he was to help with the "freaky animals" while also backstabbing everyoen for his own gains.


ce57bd  No.15866165

File: 19c8906b23429e8⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 966.63 KB, 1232x925, 1232:925, 2274948_Lando_wintermunk2.png)

File: aed0e17b2663e9b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 960.5 KB, 1232x925, 1232:925, sanic the chipmunk.png)

>>15865943

>>15864208

It honestly does look just like a blue, shotafied chipmunk.


000000  No.15866170

>>15866165

Remove yourself, faggot.


ce57bd  No.15866184

>>15866170

>TOR

>(1)


9b5657  No.15866193

File: 4921c76b68adb42⋯.jpg (145.58 KB, 1300x724, 325:181, AJ eliminating a gay.jpg)


c54168  No.15866208

>>15850142

>What are the odds this isn't shit?

0%


f76136  No.15866219

>>15865188

It was Sonic Heroes' manual.


ce57bd  No.15866226

File: a576c4ec19f4c7e⋯.jpg (58.78 KB, 558x500, 279:250, 1415768746134.jpg)

>>15866193

I needed an example of what I was talking about.


a3eabb  No.15866246

>>15854815

>This character has been the joke of the internet for 15 years.

>Formerly obsessed fans have either gone into hiding or mask their love of Sonic with ironic humor, while holding onto a hope that there will one day be a Sonic game that's genuinely good. 10 years ago, they might have seen this out of nostalgia, but now they're 40 and would be too embarrassed to watch at a theater even with their kids who might also be too old to see this now, and if they're young will have no idea who Sonic is.

>So instead of making a good Sonic game, they reboot it for the 10th time and turn him into a furry goblin.

The only thing that would get this attention is embracing the shamefulness of their actions, and making this a weird metahumor movie, akin to the Sonic twitter posts.


339821  No.15866248

File: bfe07aac4eeb51d⋯.png (964 B, 128x128, 1:1, bfe07aac4eeb51d2fd4f77de32….png)

>>15866226

>posting that shit


9b5657  No.15866263

File: c67a2db378055fb⋯.jpg (31.04 KB, 268x435, 268:435, 1508561130-2.jpg)

>>15866226

You are a faggot and need to gay lost.


8b8e72  No.15866265

>>15866170

>>15866193

>>15866248

>posting = endorsing

I guess you didn't like LOL threads then. I would post a picture of shitting dick nipples but I don't feel like googling it so just pretend I did.


2b7ef5  No.15866284

>>15865719

Source seemingly found.

http://archive.is/wNo1q


ce57bd  No.15866346

>>15866284

So it's actually real?


000000  No.15866401

>>15866265

One of the many reasons LOL threads were removed is because there were people who secretly liked that tumblr and deviantart shit and got addicted to it.

And then suddenly we have people endorsing furries. And yes, this shitty sonic movie does look like its pandering to furries more than to actual sonic fanbase.


2b7ef5  No.15866423

>>15866401

Both furries and the sonic fanbase are detesting this abomination so far.


70f722  No.15866449

File: ae2ef97623b29e4⋯.gif (177.09 KB, 660x540, 11:9, d1d026f23d078d7c2bd83b275d….gif)

LOL


f02267  No.15866452

File: aa813968372003b⋯.jpg (57.4 KB, 500x500, 1:1, artworks-000047573602-ms36….jpg)

>>15866063

I like it.


2b7ef5  No.15866484

File: 4edb8a2cb70d398⋯.webm (5.44 MB, 532x300, 133:75, Dumb running sonic.webm)


bbce74  No.15866545

>>15866346

It's real, but it's from an early concept stage, which means the design could have been changed since then.


a18e0d  No.15866561

>>15866265

A certain amount of brain damage was required to post in LOL threads in the first place so yeah


ce57bd  No.15866585

File: 206fa2fc7f949ce⋯.png (846.54 KB, 2000x1666, 1000:833, end of hedgehog.png)

>>15866545

>design could have been changed since then.

And I suspect that it has. For the worse.


f0aafc  No.15866596

>>15850189

It was never an act.


2b7ef5  No.15866600

>>15866585

Something really to think about. In comparison to the "recent" poster, it looks like his head doubled in size and his body proportions got much worse.


446695  No.15866605

>>15866165

I remember when that guy would go to /ic/ for advice. It’s weird how long he has been fixated on those specific characters.


f3b785  No.15866610

Why does this exist?


3b44ab  No.15866620

File: 02ef26118ad310e⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 139.28 KB, 1008x868, 36:31, 000.jpg)

Hear this song:

Suffer


ce57bd  No.15866626

>>15866600

Has anyone got that Sonic over the years image where Sonic keeps getting taller and lankier?


2cb8c9  No.15866797

>>15866423

Probably because there's not enough animal fucking in it for their tastes


ce57bd  No.15866847

>>15866605

He does a pretty fine Lilo though.


f388b9  No.15866861

I am unironically hype for this movie. It's going to be so fucking bad. I want to watch it and cringe the whole damn time. It's going to be glorious.


0c0bf2  No.15866879

File: 775fc629e6f3c13⋯.jpg (11.63 KB, 187x269, 187:269, images.jpg)

File: 79f4735afb6bda0⋯.jpg (16.09 KB, 184x273, 184:273, index.jpg)

File: e281c6bdc30c796⋯.jpg (13.22 KB, 220x326, 110:163, Liar_Liar_poster.JPG)

Remember when Jim Carrey's name was displayed in the poster in big letters instead of in the corner with the other nobodies?


84dca0  No.15866893

>>15864675

People have tried but end up failing hard due to his uncontrollable autism even SEGA themselves made fun of him when they made a tapir OC of him in BOOM


383620  No.15866913

File: cac62d5c349b457⋯.jpg (266.24 KB, 700x524, 175:131, Hedgehog 2.jpg)

>>15866626

No, but I do have this.


5cffcd  No.15866914

>>15866879

he put himself out of the hollywood line of sight for a long time on purpose


1b5b48  No.15866932


c26b70  No.15866940

File: b6bf86d65821892⋯.jpg (197.53 KB, 1171x1017, 1171:1017, Question Tohru.jpg)

Does anyone want this movie to be as shitty and cringe inducing as possible? I want to see the sonic communities autism and an awful movie combine into a complete autistic abomination. It could be a spectacle like no other.

If Chris flips his shit over blue arms then how the fuck is he going to handle this?


383620  No.15866951

File: 9e49409af59a6fa⋯.jpg (84.5 KB, 599x677, 599:677, soniclegs.jpg)

File: 5ac6aabebca2234⋯.jpg (234.8 KB, 768x517, 768:517, evolution_sonic.jpg)

File: 9cef4680a69f588⋯.jpg (56.65 KB, 620x858, 310:429, sonicetta-620x.jpg)

File: 6a5b824b5ef6608⋯.png (135.24 KB, 331x2407, 331:2407, sonic_boom_by_coolspyro17-….png)

File: 3374d5f0ba2e695⋯.jpg (89.68 KB, 600x450, 4:3, tumblr_n0lyuzJ8nn1rwnp75o1….jpg)

>>15866626

Is it a timeline thing?


c26b70  No.15866962

>>15855187

If you were directing this movie wouldn't you go out of your way to make it the most autistic shitshow you possibly could?


ce57bd  No.15866978

File: 7ce62e66adc8078⋯.jpg (60.63 KB, 850x318, 425:159, 7Z1Wh88.jpg)

>>15866951

I'm not sure if it's one of those or this one or even a different one


1ac972  No.15866997

>>15865438

I laughed at the sonic makeover but lost my shit when I scrolled down to the guys shirt


1ac972  No.15867006

>>15864208

>>15865994

What are Sonics feet resting on? The guys head?


0ff666  No.15867074

>>15867006

Supposedly


ce57bd  No.15867077

File: 5861f896accdfbb⋯.png (364.18 KB, 527x539, 527:539, ohana.png)

>>15866932

There's some of them here >>>/delicious/2


bc9d1d  No.15867082

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15866165

Speedy blue chimpmunks.


dff7a7  No.15867194

>>15851075

He is also gotten involved with an Ashram cult in the middle of Iowa.


ce57bd  No.15867233

Why isn't Danny Devito playing Eggman?

>>15867194

He also apparently contributed to his girlfriend committing suicide.


ce57bd  No.15867238

File: 9458b3fccaf8d3e⋯.jpg (89.09 KB, 634x835, 634:835, jim carey is a piece of sh….jpg)


6402c4  No.15867278

File: 2b365961130e976⋯.jpg (139.7 KB, 680x870, 68:87, age of kangz.jpg)

>>15865991

>sonic wuz here

>wuz

Do people unironically use wuz? Because I will always only see it as a part of the We Wuz Kangs meme


0ff666  No.15867310

File: cc0e330524ae1f5⋯.gif (2.83 MB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_oljygjfsZs1w64656o2….gif)


ce57bd  No.15867312

>>15867278

Maybe back in the 90s people would use "wuz" in graffiti.


eb9e1e  No.15867386

>>15867310

>Let's take Archie and make it edgy!

>Why though?


70f722  No.15867412

File: bd76030619b58bb⋯.png (555.21 KB, 600x386, 300:193, We must embrace pain fuel.png)

>>15865991

The angle of that shot doesn't even make sense. If it is supposed to be from his point of view, then his head is in his crotch.


fa4fba  No.15867415

>>15867412

he's shorter than the usual male and is inbetween sitting down or laying down


ce57bd  No.15867441

>>15867412

Twist: It's actually from Tails' Cream's point of view.


fa4fba  No.15867454

>>15867278

it's an ancient meme


70f722  No.15867460

File: 3fdc88b27903cb3⋯.png (208.07 KB, 623x364, 89:52, Screen-Shot-2018-12-13-at-….png)

>>15867415

>>15867441

I think he looks something more like this.


70f722  No.15867464

File: 3f432a8dd887e68⋯.jpg (147.46 KB, 1024x594, 512:297, serveimage.jpg)


921187  No.15867466

>>15850142

>I mean Jim Carey can only carry a film so far

>implying that Jim Carey doesn't make a film automatically shit


921187  No.15867470

>>15856018

He was a retard long before Trump


4493d6  No.15867527

>>15867470

Who got away with the abuse and murder of his girlfriend via drug overdose, and was also a dumb retard like most of Pedowood that fell for that shit paper about Vaccinations making kids autistic.


0ff666  No.15867541

File: a253eff91b4bf36⋯.png (188.8 KB, 1768x471, 1768:471, Forced vaccination.png)

>>15867527

>also a dumb retard like most of Pedowood that fell for that shit paper about Vaccinations making kids autistic.


4493d6  No.15867546

>>15867541

How about, bandwagoning retard that didn't foresee that the fear mongering against vaccinations made parents lose kids to polio? doesn't also help that he made that one movie about McCarthyism, and look at where we are now, he's a goddamn self-hating commie cuck.


be9b6d  No.15867553

>>15867546

>>15867527

>vaccines are perfectly safe

Vaccines do cause many harmful effects, but nice to see we have another lemming who believes kike lies.


0c2822  No.15867559

File: 9511c63b14d2ed7⋯.pdf (12.22 MB, SUMMARY TABULATION OF HEXA….pdf)

>>15867527

it literally can make kids autistic, not 100% of the time, but it's possible. cntrl f this document for autism


b2f1c2  No.15867563

File: 8c9079de1424cb4⋯.jpg (247.03 KB, 796x1280, 199:320, 99jSt1R.jpg)

>>15866063

I'll just keep reposting it.


4493d6  No.15867565

>>15867553

At least we got another straw-manning dipshit who can't differentiate with the types of vaccines and their contents, while having no alternatives other than being a retard who likes to "Gotcha" people with his great knowledge.

>>15867559

I'll read it, because the retard above you might be also living proof that vaccines cause autism and butthurt retardation.


be9b6d  No.15867570

>>15867565

>no u

Vaccines are almost as much bullshit as every single one of your posts, faggot-kun.


4493d6  No.15867576

>Autist is still replying

Yup, 10/10 confirmed.


4c96ce  No.15867589

File: 408e643c74630ed⋯.png (415.08 KB, 1193x791, 1193:791, Sonic-The-Best-Amy-Rose-Pi….png)

>>15854489

You and everyone else!


1228d4  No.15867591

>>15867589

worse than shadman anatomy


ce57bd  No.15867597

File: 9376746b62fad1e⋯.png (101.1 KB, 1095x741, 365:247, classic amy specs.png)

>>15867589

Classic Amy is best Amy.


4c96ce  No.15867598

File: 51fbdfc996c0309⋯.jpg (14.86 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 2760-168.jpg)

>>15867194

So he's literally become Ace Ventura now?


5776d3  No.15867599

>>15867589

LOOK OUT AMY THERE IS SOMEONE WEARING A THONG SNEAKING UP ON YOU!


4c96ce  No.15867603

File: 93deb72c2ec4b4f⋯.png (213.4 KB, 1215x902, 1215:902, amy cd 3.png)

File: 2aa934c950ac778⋯.png (214.02 KB, 1215x902, 1215:902, amy cd 2.png)

File: 26aec57b4558967⋯.png (218.37 KB, 1215x902, 1215:902, amy cd.png)

>>15867597

Any version of Amy is best!


70f722  No.15867611

File: 9054506f072ba7c⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 239.69 KB, 1635x1078, 1635:1078, Untitled_000000.jpeg)


a97187  No.15867632

File: a2b2d2dd2200c11⋯.jpg (125.32 KB, 900x710, 90:71, a2b2d2dd2200c111ab95c80f6f….jpg)


c32527  No.15867638

>>15866879

I was quite the fan of him.

All that leftist pandering made me hate him though.


389127  No.15867651

>>15867553

The opposite of being an autist is being a normalfag who lives for peer pressure and bies ten copies of fortnite. What does that make someone who fights for eradicating autism? That's right, a fucking kike.


84dca0  No.15867653

>>15867598

Except not funny and more mentally unstable.


906369  No.15867661

>>15867107

>>15867082

It's actually pretty good. I listened to the whole thing and another one.


36b3f1  No.15867671

>>15867651

Most trannyes were diagnosed with autism though.


bbe609  No.15867676

>>15867278

that's how niggers do it in their tagging


c50915  No.15870671

>>15867671

There's good and bad autism.


628af5  No.15870690

>>15870671

It's like the X-Men when one group of autists fought the other.


2da7e3  No.15870826


246811  No.15870853

>>15850414

How many people who work as costume characters at disneyland or wherever are furries?

I keep hearing only asian girls are allowed to perform as Chip and Dale, is this true?


d927ac  No.15870879

File: 5a3325281ae59b8⋯.jpg (54.25 KB, 544x960, 17:30, DuSHCoWWsAEZgqE.jpg)

This may or may not be the pre production poster


d015a6  No.15870914

>>15866962

No, I'd go with the japanese image of a cute 90's cuddly boy like sonic mania.


2a78ac  No.15870919

>>15855611

wasnt he the poet in the original Lexx series?


d1f62a  No.15870942

File: 29934892043644d⋯.jpg (47.75 KB, 605x806, 605:806, 29934892043644d9b5e1658817….jpg)


5a952c  No.15870977

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15870919

You're absolutely motherfucking right, you man of immaculate taste.


c50915  No.15871586

>>15870879

Who's the cop guy by the way? Does anyone recognize him so we can look him up?


5083af  No.15871589

>>15871586

The guy in the poster is apparently Chris Pratt, which means it must be a pre-production thing because the cop is officially supposed to be played by James Marsten.


5d551d  No.15871621

Isn't it past your bedtime Aaron


e558dc  No.15873150

>>15871621

Report and filter.


1394f1  No.15873467

it will be worse than doom movie and mario movie combined.

but hey, muh shekels.


00fbe9  No.15873489

File: 88c402b81d9093e⋯.webm (1.17 MB, 480x360, 4:3, bad couple of weeks.webm)

>>15873467

>implying the mario movie is bad


36afd7  No.15873517

>>15873489

I love New Yorker Mario, I'm not sure why Nintendo ended up giving him an Italian accent later on.


a2939b  No.15873586

>>15851285

Damn. I thought he was just depressed, but that goes a bit beyond that. The Truman Show really fucked him up.


f0263d  No.15873644

>>15873517

He's Italo-American, probably a recent arrival too.




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