/v/ - Video Games

>>15807170

Didn't some guy get banned for calling some guy a fag in Fallout 76% off recently?

back in the halo-2/3 days I remember joining into a match and some guys who musta known each other IRL were chatting away about some one they must have known in real life, it went something along the lines of

>yeah, man. He walked into his room and he was lying naked on his bead squeezing his head mumbling 'why won't you shrink?".

I've always remembered this for some reason

> normalfag sharing his blog in his normalfag game about fucking Stacey is autism

You don't belong here.

>>15807180

> halo-2/3 days

Those feel like a lifetime ago.

>>15807161

>Heard of

Nigger fuck this. Most autistic shit you've done thread.

I open with me purchasing guild wars at launch and adamantly refusing to team up with anyone. I completed the game with nothing but the NPC mercenaries, which, before the Nightfall expansion, meant having half a team, and of mostly dumbasses. To be clear, I went through the entire game with half the intended team because I hate the very idea of interacting with people.

>>15807271

I'm impressed.

i remember back when i lurked minecraft forums and mojang added an optional startup chest with wooden tools and bread to speed up the initial phase of creating a world. some 'tists were losing their mind saying mojang may as well give everyone diamonds, the game plays it self now.

>roleplaying on Hogwarts servers on Gmod

>magical creatures lessons begins and we follow Hagrid

>he gets pissed to explain shit to us and gets us all into is shack

>we all start spamming fumos and pretend we're vaping

>hotbox his shitty hut

>admins come in and start putting everyone in cells

>worth it

>server is based on some specific rules if you manage to pick key characters

>harry potter, ron, hemione and voldemort are the only ones who can enter the chamber of secrets

>the chamber opens via a door animated and reveals a hole to fall through

>me, a humble twink from hufflepuff, see these four autistic scumlords roleplay as the book version of themselves

>imma get into that hole

>follow them, manage to fall in just as the door swings closed

>everyone talks to eachother and i just stay silent and i look at these idiots

>they eventually notice me

>"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?"

>idk lol i'm not a smart man

>get avada kedavra'd by voldemort

>>15807353

>This was ban worthy

People are pussies.

I don't have any voice chat experiences, but…

Playing Runescape in like 2010. Encountered some guy who insisted on taking some other player on a "date". In Runescape. If any other player got within a certain distance of this "date" he would act like a hardass, trashtalk and then demand to PvP to defend his lady's honor.

>Anarchy Online, hanging out in Rome Blue

>someone in general chat won't stop talking about how she's a gurl on the internet tee hee

>express doubt

>"she" gets offended

>explain that I wasn't trying to be rude but most of the time people who won't stop talking about their vaginas online are actually dudes

>"she" is still offended because no one would pretend to be a girl online

>say that her inability to listen to reason has actually convinced me she is a girl, then leave to do some missions

>45 minutes later, come back

>huge argument in general chat

>someone asks a random gameplay question which I answer

>girl immediately capslocks, "THATS HIM, HES THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS"

>apparently she summoned her boyfriend after I left and they started some huge internet fight about misogyny for nearly an hour and she's been crying irl the whole time

>boyfriend starts trashtalking but suppression gas is 100% so really he can't do anything but whine at me

>on the way to sell my loot I encounter both of them

>they both have female avatars with matching armor

This was pre-2014 so I doubt either of them was a tranny

>drinking with a few friends

>they want to play some call of duty game because they have shit taste

>watching because nothing better to do

>they're waiting in the prematch thing

>two retards get on their mics and start going on about "this is totally going to get us laid LOL"

>wat?

>drunken idea.exe

>get the mic from one of my friends

>start repeating long drawn out calls of "virgins"

>two retards start absolutely flipping their shit

>just keep repeating "virgins"

>right before the match starts they actually threaten to trace my IP

>>15807161

>he gave his dad a son

Better than his dad giving himself a grandson with son's wife.

Not really a great story, but it's all I have.

>playing Warcraft 3 on battlenet back when it was alive

>french fags always open the game with "from?"

>if they get "fr" as a reply, the chat immediately descends into gay french sounds

>middle of the game, having good time

>"from?"

>"fr"

>decide I might as well tease the faggot

>"Fr? You mean like frog eater?"

>Frenchfag immediately spergs out

>spends over 15 minutes spamming the chat with insults in both english and french

>laugh until the match ends

Minecraft back in the 4chan days

>join a server

>it's on a fresh map

>can't build without a permit from the server board of zoning

>ask a mod that's online for a permit

>he can only give out one that allows me to build a 10×10×15 structure

>leave that server and never return

>>15807895

Why would you not want to use the more insulting term?

>>15807877

What were you expecting?

>>15807895

>this level of revisionism

Everyything on runescape

I was a gen ina big clan

Made me hate people tbh

some faggot asking for a gay khajiit to be his bf in ESO

I once heard some weird guy on Tony Hawk online talk about being sexually confused and wanting to break up with his gf over his love of cock.

I turned the system off once he asked for my location and age.

>>15807161

I guess the dad got cucked.

>>15807532

women shouldn't be playing video games.

>>15807176

What a bunch of faggots.

>>15811779

It's really not very different from what /b/ or even /v/ would have done back in the day, and NathanTheHicc's response was about what you'd expect from that.

>NathanTheHicc, a senior in high school from the US, said: "My version of the incident is more or less the same as the public has taken it, the only differences being the fact that I don't hate gay people. It was just a late night of having fun and after the first encounter (seen on my channel) we felt it would be fun to offend them somehow. You can call that evil but I think it's just playful immaturity."

>"I do not regret the incident. I will not apologise given the opportunity. I don't plan on doing anything like this in the future but to be fair I didn't plan the initial incident, I just found them and decided to go through with it."

He did it for the lulz.

>Play FPS with uatistic le Reddit troll fag that's in a clan with me and my brother

>Fuck with people and teamkill a lot while he's around, milking voice asspain

>He gets it in his head we're super ebin and he unironically invites us to a Minecraft server because this was like 2011 and that game still was relevant kind of

>We go in with no expectations or plan for it and get banned permanently from the server by the clan guy for just crouchwalking around saying 'You can trust me.' to players

>He didn't trust us

>us who had specifically invited because he knew we liked to fuck with people

Minecraft has given me a lot of other truly bizarre autists but the way this guy overreacted to behavior he clearly knew about prior still sticks with me to this day.

>>15807271

>Most autistic shit you've done thread.

Two weeks ago I spend 3 fucking hours building an exclamation mark with my best friend because he wanted to cosplay a Quest Giver at our towns convention,We used cardboard and I was worried it will get wet and weak from paint so we decided to put steel wires inside

We found out that 2 walls had the empty spaces between cardboard horizontal and other 2 vertical,so we made about 15 little wires for each the horizontal walls that we bend after putting them through,when we were attaching the walls we used a shashlik stick and a long ruler to attach little pieces of duck tape,we had the thing upside so we could put in the bottom later,my friend had to hold a flashlight in his mouth a few times,we had to push the tape down at the right time so I joked "sister pass me the tape please"that part alone took us an hour and we called it Operation Exclamation Mark ,for the surgical shit we had to do,spray painting it yellow was easy

He came to my house before going to the event with it and his backpack,we left without it,He never used it,It now stands on a shelf above my bed,his backpack is still here,he even came to my house once since than,took something from the backpack and left

I also have his pillow that he brought for a sleepover like 7 years ago,He is never getting that back