f433d3 No.15797535
This was a surprisingly good game. It had much more challenge and enjoyable content with levels than I was expecting just with the Mini Mushroom and walljump and the secrets or regular platforming that require them. In fact, unlike most other games I played many years ago this is actually better than I remember. Where did they go wrong with NSMB after this? The game never felt too floaty or like a rehash even once to me. In fact something seems fresh and exciting about this and Wii to me that their sequels utterly fail at.
Mario thread. Princess lewds are welcome. Especially Boohime.
6522c6 No.15797559
Bowsette shit turned mario fans into cancer. I fucking hate "Dank Memer" culture, nothing but horny unfunny 12 year olds.
f433d3 No.15797577
>>15797559
Garden variety Rule 63 that's more mainstream and results in some sexy or cute edits of characters. It's nothing special.
6522c6 No.15797580
>>15797577
Oversaturated and obnoxious. Especially when fucking normalfags hopped up on pop culture get a hold of it.
92b6a6 No.15797592
>>15797535
They probably tried using it to milk the mario brand like the party and kart games. Also did Wii sell better or did the DS one. That may have had a role to play, if that's the case.
d5c592 No.15797595
>>15797577
It's not even r63, it's just peach in different costumes.
92b6a6 No.15797611
>>15797595
So basically it's more Peach nudes. I'm not complaining.
051b96 No.15797614
>>15797592
>Also did Wii sell better or did the DS one.
92b6a6 No.15797620
>>15797614
>Those sales
Maybe they should reflect on why they didn't sell as well as the previous games.
f433d3 No.15797629
>>15797592
I don't know, but I don't remember NSMBW ever having gone below $40 even preowned and I've seen it at that or higher for more than 10 years now. Hopefully that speaks to its quality when even used game retailers make that one game in particular consistently cost more compared to everything else. The same retro store I got both fucking DMC3 SE and MGS2 for under $20 together had it for either $40 or $60.
>>15797595
Princess Boo looks nice and original and even has more you can do with art by the playful ghost nature of the Boos.
ab64de No.15797643
>>15797535
I like all the New Super Mario Games.
>>15797559
you sound like an SJW
92b6a6 No.15797648
>>15797629
Also how was NSMBU? I'm kinda interested in getting the Switch version next month.
3dcc59 No.15797682
>>15797648
Garden variety NSMB. If you've played the other versions and enjoyed them, this one will be okay for you. But it's nothing notable - you're better off playing SMB3 instead.
>>15797559
I agree about dank meme culture and normalfags shitposting it into meaninglessness, but I am not going to complain about getting a lot of high quality lewd art featuring busty aryan women. The "culture" around the meme is shit, but the art suits my needs.
7884e7 No.15797686
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f433d3 No.15797699
>>15797648
Don't know. I think I tried a demo and got bored in 5 minutes.
Also Deluxe is fucking with my autism having Yellow Toad instead of Blue for no reason. He seemed to be the "blue" character along with Mario and Luigi's signature colors since his first debut with 3D World even further cementing that and they have that shitty no difficulty rabbit and ugly yellow instead. I think we've even had blue Toads for years, so this makes even less sense.
3dcc59 No.15797706
>>15797699
Blue Toad was in the DDP reskin. We've always had blue toad, so I don't know why they've changed it now.
92b6a6 No.15797712
>>15797699
Yeah, although I'm more surprised they never put in Wario or Waluigi into these games.
3dcc59 No.15797732
>>15797712
I still want a Mario and Luigi RPG styled game featuring those two being "bad" in such a way that they are seen by heroes.
3dcc59 No.15797733
>>15797732
seen as* heroes
d9fca8 No.15797734
Dwarf Fortress Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom is the best Mario game.
92b6a6 No.15797832
f433d3 No.15797837
>>15797712
I don't think Wario is even allowed into main games save for poor SM64 DS.
ecfb20 No.15797843
>>15797559
Mario fans have always been cancerous fucks, they've just been overshadowed by Sonic fans for a long time because of the autistic furries
f433d3 No.15797859
>>15797843
I've only ever known any retards to be Nintendo fanboys, not specifically elitist or casualfag just because of being fucking Mario fans.
b39eda No.15797911
a44f8d No.15797926
>>15797559
normalfags stay out of my gender bender
22ec75 No.15797957
>>15797936
Three, actually; mine got the axe because i was between two cocksuckers, one of them being (you). But yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
8ce7e9 No.15797960
You know
It still fucking BAFFLES me they just ported the Wii U game instead of making a New Super Mario Allstars at this point.
Marketing wise they could make a giant fucking deal out of it.
3dcc59 No.15797971
>>15797960
>instead of a remake of one game, it's the same four games on one disc!
I know that all the games have different levels but they're the same thing every time in terms of general themes.
051b96 No.15797972
>>15797960
That requires effort, and probably isn't worth the sales. Are there many more people who would have bought the whole collection over just U? The NSMB brand, if you want to call it that, is so tainted now that the only people who'd buy it are those who do not keep up at all with the industry - those who would buy it either way.
8ce7e9 No.15797977
>>15797971
Okay, but the same could somewhat be said for SMB3 and SMB4 And that's not even getting into the expansion pack for SMB1 being a separate game on SMAS.
253d1d No.15797999
>>15797535
The versus in that game was really fun. It's a shame it never came back.
3dcc59 No.15798214
>>15797977
SMB4? Do you mean SMW? 3 and World are pretty markedly different, anon. All the NSMB games are identical mechanically, with the only major gameplay differences being powerups.
77b705 No.15798566
>>15797732
>>15797832
Wacky Rivals will never be made and if it is, it will be made in the shitty DreamTeam aesthetic with the bland Paper Jam/Color Splash ideology.
bbe828 No.15798649
>>15797643
>you sound like an SJW
You don't belong here.
8c271f No.15798892
>>15797535
It was nowhere as good as the Bros. series, but when you compare it with the Land series it is really good. It also helps that it had been almost 15 years since the last proper 2D Super Mario, people's standards were lower. I hate that you have to do a gimmicky thing to unlock two of the eight worlds. It's not that beating the boss as mini-Mario is hard, it's just some extra bullshit you have to do.
The art style and music are cheap as fuck, and this is what ruins the New series. The first time I didn't care, I was just glad to have any new Mario game. The second time, on the Wii, it was already annoying me, but whatever, it had almost been 20 years without a 2D Mario for home consoles, and it had co-op multiplayer. But after that Nintendo had no more excuses. The New series looks like something EA would put out on a yearly basis for a budget price, for fuck's sake.
ab64de No.15798947
>>15798649
>>15797911
>>15797936
>If you like sexy girls you are a 12-year-old edge lord
>boobs are bad!
>bowsette is a tranny because fictional cartoon magic is the same thing as barbaric sexual reassignment surgery
>sexualizing women in video games is bad!
(You) aids infested faggots need to fuck off back to NeoGaf
34da49 No.15798959
>>15797559
get a load of this faggot, he thinks that people defending Nintendo for releasing shitty games for the last 15 years are just NOW cancer.
8fe55f No.15798991
>>15798947
>jerking off to Bowser isn't gay
f433d3 No.15799018
>>15798947
>fictional cartoon magic
You do realize that logic isn't going to register?
b39eda No.15799058
f433d3 No.15799066
>>15798566
I feel so fucking bad for Mario & Luigi fans. They got a shit deal after leaving the DS. At least they actually still get original settings, characters and enemies with a twist on Mario's world. Crossing over with that fallen shit I won't even speak of actually temporarily stained it with the same kind of soulless cancer.
>>15798959
Does the DitF manga let you see a non faggot protagonist actually lust after then eventually fuck a nearly literal semen demon in Yabuki's artstyle?
a45008 No.15799178
>>15797535
>Where did they go wrong with NSMB after this?
NSMB DS was a natural progression from SMB1-3 (not World though) and NSMB Wii had a few interesting concepts but then it fell into rehash territory with NSMB2 and U. It's a shame too since with DS you could tell they were expanding on themes from the classic games that hadn't been considered before
>Mega Mushroom is the successor to the Super Mushroom, even using the SMB1 color scheme
>Mini Mushroom is a twist on the concept that still fits and is utilized pretty well in terms of gameplay
>Blue Shell revisits the shell armor of the Hammer Suit from 3 and turns it into an interesting gimmick
>levels taking place inside warp pipes ala Mario 3's Pipe Land, but expanded upon with adjusting water levels and tight areas rather than solely vertical levels
I'm still waiting for a new 2D Mario game that takes the best elements of World and 3 but so far the closest thing is Mario Advance 4's e-Reader levels
ca5874 No.15799562
>Mario thread
>neither OP or the first reply could go a second without discussing bowsette
thread died before it even started
>>15797559
Browsing the replies under lewd artist posts or e-celebs like Pewdiepie is a fucking travesty. You are so 100% right that "Dank Memer" culture is pure cancer.
d87b7f No.15799563
>>15797535
No it fucking wasn't. It was a lazy piss easy turd that ushered in an avalanche of other lazy piss-easy Mario games. 2D Mario has been forever tainted by this trash.
d87b7f No.15799575
>>15799178
>NSMB DS was a natural progression from SMB1-3 (not World though)
Bullshit. A progression from SMB1 is the most charitable thing you can say about it, but really it was a lazy fucking rehash.
6432f3 No.15799597
>>15799563
fuck you retard. the games had adequate difficulty, on par with the rest.
d87b7f No.15799633
>>15799597
No fuck you, underage faggot. The games are a fucking joke, go play a real goddamn Mario game.
067b65 No.15799655
Speaking of which, one would think Mario Maker would solve the thing a little but 90% of the levels I have seen are "play this exact way or die" without allowing players to have some freedom to approach the level as they see fit, you know, like the classic Mario games.
f433d3 No.15799660
>>15799563
>>15799633
I found plenty of fair, tricky ways to die my first time through playing with more than enough levels like the jerking mushroom stalks and the scrolling elevator gimmick. Don't know what you're talking about.
024975 No.15799679
84de10 No.15799795
>>15799679
But she's pure /monster/ material.
024975 No.15799800
>>15799795
thats why they hate her. theyre mad that their lizard peach (>>15797686) got upstaged so hard
7990f8 No.15799816
>>15797559
>Does not like big busted blonde women.
You sound like a nigger.
d31a97 No.15799817
This game has the worst art style I've ever seen. Whose idea was it to have everything 2D, except for the 3D characters who are only ever seen from one angle? It looks atrocious with all the drawbacks and none of the benefits of 3D
84de10 No.15799831
>>15799800
It's rather silly to get mad at popular things, especially things that are popular with normalfags. I wouldn't expect anything less from furries.
d87b7f No.15799836
>>15799817
2D games shouldn't use 3D graphics on principle. 3D obfuscates collision zones and makes it harder to judge intuitively where something can and cannot be touched because the plane of action is less clear.
639aa1 No.15799846
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15799816
I thought niggers like big busted blonde women, because raping and murdering white women makes them feel like they're getting "revenge on whitey" for slavery or some stupid nigger shit.
8c4c3a No.15799998
>>15797559
Completely unrelated to the topic at hand, kill yourself.
d31ec7 No.15800043
>>15799846
They actually like their girls fat, this includes white girls.
ae8307 No.15800087
>>15797559
It's distingusting auditing instagram whores and seeing them spam female bowser shit.
It truly is a meme that did not age well, and everything surrounding it that could go wrong did went wrong
f433d3 No.15800660
>>15799178
I really need to get Super Mario Advance 4 eventually.
08faf3 No.15800691
>>15800043
No they don't, they just settle for enormous fat white cows because regular white chicks won't go near them. Negros have a deep instinctive understanding that they are inferior. The way they see it, the worst white woman in the world is still a step up from the best black woman in the world.
b5c2ba No.15800702
>>15797686
How did you spoiler only one out of four images? Teach me this wizardry
f433d3 No.15800706
>>15800702
The vol spoilered it.
024975 No.15800803
>>15800726
you like tall girls huh?
d6d634 No.15800945
>Again with the super crown shit
3dcc59 No.15801065
>>15798565
Oh, I had forgotten about that. Regardless, what I said holds true: 3 and 4 are pretty markedly different with the only similarity being the presence of a world map.
>>15798998
One of my irl friends (a normalfag who thought the scene where MC shares a drink with the half-nigger in RDR2 was "real, man") asked me genuinely if liking Bowsette was gay. I didn't even know what it was, so I just said "Does it have a dick?"
>>15799178
The thing I don't like about the Mega Mushroom is that they "still" haven't figured out how to utilize all the design space it offers and it's only ever (to my knowledge) been used as a more dramatic invincibility star that gives you 1-ups when it runs out. Think about the possibilities:
>a giant world where Mario is dramatically smaller than the enemies, but all the mushrooms are mega mushrooms and they turn Mario "normal" temporarily
>the ability to pick up warp pipes or bricks like one would a Pow Block, and an enemy that Mega Mario doesn't instantly kill, but instead requires the player to use one of these items
>if you save a mega mushroom and use it on an airship level, the ship crashes and the level becomes dramatically different
>if you use a mega mushroom on a castle or fortress level, you can opt to fight on the outside of the fortress/castle rather than inside it
>etc.
024975 No.15801067
>>15800945
you thought it was over didntchalandlubber well its never over this is now part of the internets collection of proud scars
024975 No.15801123
>>15801093
>lonesome .png
well thats clever, but another idea if its inconsistency is bothering your ass then you could keep a second s_bowsette.jpg in a sub folder so itll at be nice and uniform when you post it
this is my autism tip for the day.
0c94de No.15801191
>>15798947
If it wasn't gay then bowser wouldn't be involved in this at all. There is even brainwashed Peach concept art from Odyssey you could have gone with. Now fuck off faggot.
651bc1 No.15801235
>>15800726
>They put a super crown on the Super Mario World goalposts.
Fucking madmen.
02013e No.15801236
>>15797559
but im a horny unfunny virgin incel 25 year old
84de10 No.15801247
>>15801235
That's just r34, and with human bodies, to boot. Why are people acting like it's somehow new and surprising?
02013e No.15801251
>>15797686
we need a queen boosette that has her boobs shrink when she is looked at but grow when sneaking behind you
024975 No.15801287
02013e No.15801297
651bc1 No.15801316
>>15801247
Have you ever for the life at you looked at goalposts and thought "I'd hit that"?
84de10 No.15801335
>>15801316
Not my point, but why not?
651bc1 No.15801349
>>15801335
>Fucking watches some cunt is jacking off to watches.
Goalposts don't seem so strange now.
024975 No.15801350
>>15801297
nobody can appreciate her big ghost tits. its tragic for everyone involved.
024975 No.15801359
>>15801349
i dont know, its just one step from obsessing over an inanimate object to trying to figure out where the vagina would be.
its completely natural, like how our brains try to see faces everywhere.
ab64de No.15801381
>>15801191
>not being able to know the difference between cartoons and reality
I bet you think loli is cp
>>>/neogaf/
651bc1 No.15801384
>>15801359
Fucking a Rolex is not natural. Not by a long shot but I guess in the Mushroom Kingdom a world where the Hills actually do have fucking eyes normal is the abnormality.
856d09 No.15801393
>>15801384
>Fucking a Rolex is not natural
024975 No.15801407
>>15801384
>Fucking a Rolex is not natural.
not yet anyways, too much like bestiary.
but thats where the obsession kicks in, your brain makes bridges it might not have otherwise.
aef316 No.15801412
>>15797732
make a fan game
>>15801235
there's one of the triangle block from super mario world and the smb castle too
>>15801251
we need one whose boobs grow when you hit her with an egg
024975 No.15801416
>>15801412
>make a fan game
its possible that he is in the process of doing so but doesnt want to outright admit it so nintendo doesnt rip his balls of. so this is his subtle way of trying to gather some positive support.
>>15797732
thank you for sharing your dreams with us
651bc1 No.15801424
>>15801412
>A fucking pill.
A love and hate this equally.
f433d3 No.15801478
>>15801093
I love how the artist clearly thought no one would notice that fucking Toad.
84de10 No.15801493
>>15801349
That's what I'm getting at.
f433d3 No.15801501
>>15800726
Fucking asymmetry.
9a6635 No.15801549
f433d3 No.15802519
>>15801251
One of the unique Boos from the first NSMB with a Super Crown who puffs up her already decent chest so she makes sure her crush will never look away from her and only shrinks instead when being ignored for too long.
0c94de No.15803784
>>15801381
>thinking neofag hates trannies
>>>/resetera/
f433d3 No.15804079
>>15799740
I still hate Bullets. One exception.
d54a13 No.15804175
>>15801424
Your a cold one.
b2220c No.15804394
>>15797535
Sonic is better than Mario.
!!!FUCKING BUTTHURT NINTENDOKIDDIE!!!
47b7d1 No.15804410
>>15797559
Fuck you and you pic.
aca9a7 No.15804444
>>15800945
That second story from the 1st pic was pretty gay
93945e No.15804568
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93945e No.15804585
>>15797620
SMB3 was wildly different from Mario 1.
SMW was set in a dino themed land, introduced ghost houses, etc.
NSMB series are just inferior rehashes of SMB3.
f433d3 No.15805248
>>15804568
None of this faggot shit.
>>15804585
What about the very first one? There was all kinds of new things for levels that were great.
ce7441 No.15805483
>>15797686
>Koopa Peach > Bowsette
This man speaks the truth.
c890a3 No.15805521
All I wanna know is why Toadsworth manages to meet up with Mario or Luigi at every Mushroom House in NSMB DS…
f433d3 No.15805958
3D Land is technically a NSMB game along with 3D World considering they share the same physics, so how is that? It didn't look anything special to me, but I heard at first it was some kind of 3D spin on SMB3. It just looks nothing special or remotely unique.
8689f8 No.15806150
>>15805958
3D Land and World are what happens when you try to directly translate 2D Mario into 3D., while not really doing anything to account for the fact that it's 3D. Your movement has to be in one of the eight cardinal directions. The characters will always snap to those angles. Running is done by holding down a button, instead of movement being analog like in every other 3D Mario game. Also, despite the 3DS/Wii-U having for fucking face buttons, using a power-up is still the same button as the run button. The camera stays in a fixed position, and you can barely change the angle of it. They basically threw out everything they learned about 3D platforming with 64 - Galaxy, in an attempt to be like the 2D Mario games.
f433d3 No.15806550
>>15806150
Something just feels off about 3D World. I don't think it's a bad game and there's good ideas for levels everywhere, but it feels like exactly what you describe. Forcing 2D into 3D and calling it a day.
cec113 No.15806563
>>15805483
Actually the best is female bowser.
051b96 No.15806579
>>15806550
That was exactly the intent of the developers. Miyamoto, or one of the other higher-ups, I don't recall, said that Mario had gotten too complex for the average person to understand, so they tried to simplify it and make it more "accessible".
It makes sense. especially at the time, when you consider the numbers in pics related were what they had to base their future games off of.
aef316 No.15806762
>>15806579
>said that Mario had gotten too complex for the average person to understand,
we need to make eugenics real.
f433d3 No.15806880
>>15806579
The crazy thing is I vividly remember getting through SMB3 easily while Wii actually took forever to beat. I can't tell if that was genuine difficulty that gets overlooked and part of why it's still so expensive compared to other games in general after all these years (has never gone below $40 or $39.99 for any smartasses) or if the new intended to simplify physics actually handicap the player. I remember playing with my brother and 2 of his friends and we literally kept getting game over. Granted, we did fuck with each other, but there was definitely shit that kept killing all of us at once and sucking our combined 60+ lives down to nothing.
48143a No.15806913
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15797535
The only thing that I wanted to see in NSMB was the idea of having powerups affect enemies if that got them, like a Goomba becoming massive after getting a Mushroom like in the original E3 2004 trailer.
>>15801384
>Everything has eyes
Mario Kart: Double Dash in a nutshell.
>DK Mountain has eyes
>Signposts on Waluigi Stadium have eyes
>The rotating gears in the background of the Options Menu have eyes
f433d3 No.15807628
>>15806913
Where the fuck is that background in the final game?
f433d3 No.15809262
>>15797686
Fucking love Boos. Favorite and best.
a82190 No.15809630
>>15806762
>we need to make eugenics real.
You say that as if every single user of this site wouldn't get forced castrations upon it's return.
861324 No.15809844
>>15797686
Princess Koopa is a million times better then the Peach reskin.
f433d3 No.15811226
>>15809630
Joke's on you, I haven't even tried getting a girlfriend. Literally no reason to change when I will never have to put up with any of the shit from 3DPD and I don't see my genes as worth passing along either way.
All I have to do to win the retarded ass game of "men oppress womyn and helicopters" is not even play. Not a single public interaction. Focus all my fury and contempt on plucking weeds and pretend I don't even notice its wretched ticking down existence.
>>15809844
Those other 3 shitty pics aren't remotely convincing.
273b86 No.15812695
>>15800660
>>15799178
Mario Advance 4's e-reader levels are god-tier. Heads up, they're all included in the Wii U eshop release/find downloads online
f433d3 No.15814508
>>15812695
E-Reader was a fucking flop. The cards can't cost anything now.
caee85 No.15814551
Agreed, but with it Mario games started getting more and more artistically bland.
9f5f99 No.15814619
>>15814551
This. At least Odyssey finally broke the pattern and tried new shit. It's the best Mario game in ages for that reason alone.
89eb4b No.15814624
Bowsette has to be the fastest meme I've seen drive straight into the fucking ground by rabid faggots wanting to fit in who can't even stay true to how the bowsette rules even work.
f433d3 No.15815873
>>15814619
I might actually buy eventually. No lives is a turnoff.
d6d634 No.15815925
>>15815873
>No lives is a turnoff
Lives are pretty much irrelevant in modern Mario games anyways.
In modern Mario games extra lives were either:
A) So easy to get 1-ups that it doesn't matter how many times you die, you will still have more and more extra lives
B) The game itself is so easy that you rarely ever die.
So it doesn't really matter that Odyssey removed them, because lets face it, when the fuck is Nintendo ever going to make an even mildly challenging Mario game again? Everything since SMW onward has been piss easy.
d87b7f No.15815988
>>15815925
>Lives are pretty much irrelevant in modern Mario games anyways.
Then make them relevant again. This shits on a functional risk-reward mechanic and the series is now shallower for it.
d6d634 No.15816071
>>15815988
True, but like I said, Nintendo is never going to make a moderately challenging Mario game again.
d14c31 No.15816262
>>15814624
>bowsette rules
It was never a structured meme. The only rule was that pictures of attractive girls make dicks hard.
7a54ec No.15816866
>>15814624
what are the magic futa crown rules that content creators aren't following?
5164c4 No.15816886
I honestly liked those games more than Odyssey.
3ef2e2 No.15816948
>hurr durr japan likes Bowsette
イナゴ絵師 (Inago [locusts] artists) draw bowsette because, similar to a let's player screaming at video games, stupid children and freaks give them money to draw shitty ironic porn.
"japan likes x, so that means I can be just as obnoxious about it too ecks dee!111" is fucking false and are assuming that a loud vocal minority=majority. It's gotten so bad that the front page search will show japs complaining about bowsette because Inagos and supporters are just that annoying.
430517 No.15817188
>>15797559
>horny
>12 year olds
Hmm, where else do we consistently hear diatribes associating any expression of heterosexual male lust with immaturity?
e42fe2 No.15817220
>>15816270
>He likes normalcattle trash like bowsette
ce7441 No.15817229
>>15817220
Being vanilla is for normalfags tbh
f433d3 No.15817296
>>15816270
This ain't sexy.
>>15817220
This is edgy asshurt shit.
903e65 No.15817580
>>15817229
Claiming vanilla is for normalfags is only for 7th-tier faggots though, normalfags never shut up about eating ass.
ce7441 No.15817697
>>15817580
Define "7th-tier"
903e65 No.15817709
>>15817697
Define yourself as a newfag first.
9a6635 No.15817753
>>15817709
>/asmr/ on there at all
Fucking reddit. They do some pretty funny shit sometimes, though. Basically the boogeyman of the ASMR community.
b54baf No.15817768
>>15797559
>Bowsette turned nintendo fans into fance
No sweaty, they were always that way!
>BING BING WAHOO!
Look at this man-child on the subway for example annoying everyone else with his bings and wahoos.
ce7441 No.15817791
>>15817709
>implying I cared when infinity next was going on
I'm not addicted to this site enough to remember which board were restored first
Regardless, are you implying that it's more degenerate to like snouts than horsepussy?
inb4 /monster/ defense squad, I don't care that you don't have a cancer 'subculture,' you're still into awful shit
903e65 No.15817850
>>15817753
Until they come up with anything like the Funky Kong stuff then they can only ever remain just 5th-tier.
>>15817791
>bringing up /monster/ defense squad while obviously being part of the spoder defense squad
f433d3 No.15817896
>>15817768
It's called portable gaming and it's for convenience, you fucking judgmental nigger.
f433d3 No.15817907
>>15817850
Spider girls are cute and I'm not only not a monsterfag, but also I'm literally fucking arachnophobic.
ca5874 No.15818247
>>15814624
No kidding. It literally getting turned into a generic rule 63 factory was the nail in the coffin among many nails. >>15799740 is a good example of it.
I'm glad the meme died fast but seriously can we have one mario thread without bowsette arguing and actually discuss mario.
f433d3 No.15818314
>>15818247
My fault. I literally said to include Super Crown princesses with lewds in the OP.
I just wanted us all to enjoy sexy Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and even 63 Boo while discussing Mario.
6b65cd No.15818392
>>15817768
Gee, I wonder what he’s gonna do on the fucking subway
>play on portable gaming system
>dick around on phone like regular jackoff
>do nothing at all like a weirdo
93945e No.15818412
>>15818392
How do you bust out a gadget on public transportation? Wouldn't you be afraid of getting mugged by a nigger?
b66336 No.15818434
>>15817768
I still can't get over how that old man across him is looking at him.
7884e7 No.15818448
>>15818392
I’d probably dick around on my phone or listen to music because I don’t want somebody to rush up and steal the damn thing
a930e6 No.15818463
>>15817791
>I'm not addicted to this site enough to remember which board were restored first
That's a terrible argument. You're basically admitting you're ignorant about the website and need to lurk moar.
3dbe6e No.15818487
>>15817791
>doesn’t even remember what happened last year
I’m surprised you even know what Infinity Next was.
f433d3 No.15818787
>>15818392
How is just sitting there weird?
48143a No.15821212
>>15807628
Since it's a 2004 beta, I would assume none of them are in. Even the blocks look like sprite art compared to the final release.
ab64de No.15821227
>>15818434
?can't get over how that old man across him is looking
its likely because of the other off screen weirdo with the camera taking the picture. Not the video game playing in and of itself.
dd19c4 No.15821396
>>15797559
I don't think it's dank memer culture, I think it's just furfags in denial. Let's be honest, none of them would care if Bowsette didn't have a big fat turtle shell and tail. This is what happens when a board tolerates catgirl faggotry. There's a reason these proto-furfags and trannies have always had to get chased out in the past to prevent the full blown cancer.
I give it about five years before Mario fanart gets the same reputation as Sonic fanart, now that the floodgates have been thoroughly unhinged.
f433d3 No.15821436
>>15821396
>catgirl faggotry
This is what happens when your faggotry is tolerated.
f433d3 No.15822769
>>15816886
How exactly? Odyssey seems amazing. Got a bad impression of the controls from the demo, but otherwise it's like a straight up evolution of 64 Sunshine utterly failed to be. Just sucks there's no real challenge beating it as opposed to just collecting all the Moons.
98443d No.15823153
>>15816948
>I hate it because it's popular
This is the /a/ mentality that leads to traps and other degeneracy. It's hipsterism for the socially stunted, who delude themselves that everything hidden and abhorrent is a misunderstood classic.
You are slave to your fears and the fact you're rationalizing this together with others, means you're not just a confused teen anymore, but an actively pozzed faggot.
f433d3 No.15825340
>>15823174
People are still going to like the porn and the colorful fanart and they're not just going to just stop wanting it alongside their Mario, faggot.
132029 No.15827509
>>15799633
welcome to warp zone
f433d3 No.15829406
>>15827509
Every game since 3 has those.
f433d3 No.15830257
f19fd2 No.15830272
>>15801381
<it's okay if I fap to the cartoon version of caitlyn jenner because it's not real
>he actually believes this
024975 No.15830294
>>15830257
unless im confused, warp zones have been in since the first super mario bros. as early as the second level, you ride a girder up to the top of the screen and pass over the "exit" to a secret area with shortcuts.
ab64de No.15830363
<<15830272
<thinks Bruce Jenner can be a woman because he saw a cartoon of Peach cos-playing as Bowser on the internet.
>unironic skyrim fan actually believes this
f19fd2 No.15830451
>>15830363
>thinks bowsette is peach cosplaying as bowser and not bowser with a magic crown that makes him look like peach
>posting a todd reaction image now makes you a skyrimfag
Don't worry anon, liking men is socially acceptable in this day and age. You don't need to shield yourself behind the fact that he looks like a woman. :^)
9b4ba5 No.15832670
>>15830363
>He has the gall to post an 8chan reacton image with this absolute abhorrently newfag post
f433d3 No.15833458
>>15830272
>fanservicey magical genderbending
>butchered tumblr cancer
You're just a limpdicked faggot pussying out to degenerate retards instead of refusing to put up with the shit and send hideously crying away. Fuck off.
32e932 No.15834095
Bowsette was great because it satisfied my cuckqueen fetish. Seeing women get NTR’d is a level of karmic justice never before seen in lewd art.
2ea45a No.15834335
f433d3 No.15834509
>>15834095
You'll stop finding it funny if you marathon White Album 2.
Touma infinitely best girl.
903e65 No.15834569
>>15821396
>furfags in denial
7th-tier post, friend
f433d3 No.15837899
Niggers keep starting this shitty revisionist argument over genderswap then having the gall to have no self awareness when bitching about derailing.
c58b70 No.15837911
>>15834569
>7th tier
Did I miss something? The hack happened a long time ago, yet I've only seen this in the past few weeks.
f433d3 No.15840072
>>15839965
I can't find the edit.
910537 No.15841218
>>15840072
I didn't edit them. I just put them in 1 image as-is. (I didn't mean to upload both the png and jpg. I was just trying to see which looked better scaled down and compressed.)
f433d3 No.15841874
Where the actual fuck is the Rosalina or at least Daisy lewds?
f433d3 No.15843941
Is there any way to get /v/ together for New Super Mario Bros Wii like Mario Party? The pendulum swinging between sabotage for getting past hazards or getting to limited powerups instead of just mushrooms and genuine teamwork could be amazing.
f433d3 No.15844014
>>15843961
This asshurt over a literally nothing fucking genderswap just because of tumblrtards and twitter is getting cancerous and these niggers can't see how obnoxious they are literally shitting up threads with endless bitching and newfag 3DPD logic because of it.
Post lewds, discuss the games, or fuck off. Fucking retarded ass (1)s.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 458d89 No.15844033
>>15844014
Yeah, kikes really seem to hate bowsette. I say to post more of it to tick those yids off.
f433d3 No.15844045
>>15844033
I only have this. Been looking for images with trying to be menacing with claws, but there's no tag for it. Basically >>15798947
I can't stop saving only lewds and that makes me no good for dumping pics in any kind of threads.
f69099 No.15844055
>>15844033
Gee who could be behind this post?
b398e3 No.15844065
>>15844033
You do realize we're on a board run by a jew, right?
6fcb6f No.15844079
>>15797559
This honestly.
>>15844014
Bowsette is like a dick. Everyone keeps trying to shove it where its not wanted. Same applies to furfags. Its just the latest in a long line of Mariofan/Nintendrone faggotry that's plaguing the net in abundance. Now that Sony and Microsoft are fucking up hard, Nintendofags are coming in full force. This console praising garbage is obnoxious, and the worst thing about Bowsette was the idiots patting themselves on the back over being responsible for raising Nintendo's stocks.
5e41a3 No.15844116
>>15844014
fuck off. waifu tards are shit.
832dd3 No.15844124
>>15844014
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Nice work for once. Keep it up.
903e65 No.15844479
>>15844065
That explains the ban, doesn't it?
5c3699 No.15844511
>>15844014
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
But why? Everything he said in this post was true.
dc18c7 No.15844579
Reminder that Newer Team (the goyim behind "Newer Super Mario Bros Wii") also did a complete hack for the DS game.
https://newerteam.com/ds/
>>15844014
>Just keep discussing games and posting porn as always
>(((BANNED)))
Fuck you Mark, seriously.
f433d3 No.15845972
>>15844124
>>15844525
>>15844531
>ignore any and all fact or logic against incessant shitposting for retarded "Rule 8" abusing faggotry or corrupt dickriding
>if you find a 100% genuine pair of tits and ass without a dick sexy, you're gay
Kill yourself, braindead nonargument spewing cancer. I don't even give a shit about "Bowsette" aside from a decent amount of decent or even good pics, I'm not the one immediately bitching about it then acting like everyone else is what's shitting up Mario threads like the first fucking reply to this one or strawmanning as furfag tier buzzword shit.
>>15844579
Mark did nothing wrong and he told me so after getting a hold of him like he said. Apparently some retarded new corrupt cuck that's been shitting up the board lately.
Now post more fucking princess milkers. What are the improvements? Easier access to more fun things like the Mini Mushroom instead of having to replay World 1-4 a 1000 times? It's as late as 2017, so I'd hope they were dissatisfied with the shit after and wanted to make the expansion they know wasn't coming. I really do fucking miss when everything wasn't shitty 3D. There was so much charm and style in sprite work and it flowed smoothly. Now I find out making a couple "fancy" flexible models is less effort and data and this shit industry is definitely never going back to Superstar Saga or Gen IV and V. New doesn't mean better. The graphics, textures and models of 64 are infinitely more memorable and lovable than pasting redesigned art over everything. Just look at the star. It's fucking ugly and something about Mario himself just looks fun and timeless. I heard from my brother Miyamoto supply worked everyone to the bone back when he wasn't an out of touch senile dumbass that doesn't understand RPGs.
7884e7 No.15849645
Do the Galaxy Games emulate alright? Can they be played on a generic pc controller?
8180e0 No.15849678
>>15845972
Anon, calm the autism. This isn't a fap board, spamming lewds like this is autistic as shit. If you want to share lewds or avatarfag, there are better places on the site to do it. There is no need to dump porn compulsively.
offtopic
f433d3 No.15849832
>>15849678
Mario thread didn't have any Rosalina and I had to fix that. I've only posted less than 5 pics at most.
Pleasantly surprised there hasn't been a single rampant Daisyfag, but she's not a shit princess.
585f41 No.15849842
>>15849832
Asking/demanding porn spam is just as bad, if not worse than just autistically drive-by dumping.
It's a shame that the mario franchise is being headed by such an incompetent old shit. Shiggy jasn't had a good idea in almost two decadesarguably more.
f433d3 No.15849864
>>15849842
Miyamoto doesn't work on it anymore. Now he's just keeping an eye on the new blood and unfortunately occasionally suggesting retarded shit that (infuriatingly) brings entire games down like Paper Mario and Star Fox Zero.
585f41 No.15849882
>>15849864
>infuriatingly
Why so? They havent made good games in a long time. For better or worse, shiggy and the other board members/investors dug their own grave knowing exactly what they were getting into.
I really wish we could get a new, good first-party mario title, especially 2d. That won't happen, and you know it.
f433d3 No.15849932
>>15849882
I still don't feel like 3D World is straight up bad even if that was made for a wall punching disaster like Wii U. It has all the ingredients for a solid game: plenty of diverse experimental stages to play through and unlock for more hours, still challenging enough to die, enjoyable new mechanics and powerups, original and not too simple bosses and overall decent controls. I just get bored quickly for no reason.
585f41 No.15849944
>>15849932
It was designed for couch coop faggotry.
>t.someone who did his first playthrough on launch with 4 people until champion's road
f433d3 No.15849980
>>15849944 checked
That only involves jumping on, carrying or throwing each other, neither of which changes up the game that much, so it can't just be that. Also, I was pleasantly surprised Rosalina was unlockable after the first stage after Bowser. Mario and Sonic need more shit exactly like that.
585f41 No.15850007
>>15849980
The point of coop shit was to fuck with your friends in all sorts of ways, leading to their deaths or other sorts of shit. The massive amount of 1-ups you earn spells this out clearly. I understand not having friends to play with, but you sometimes just need to put the 'tism aside and look at your line of thinking. You may be wrong in your presupposition if why 3d world was lacking.
8e4f7d No.15850367
>>15850007
>The point of coop shit was to fuck with your friends in all sorts of ways
Your friends must be cunts, anon. We wouldn't play with anyone who intentionally killed you when you're supposed to be on the same team.
7884e7 No.15850384
>>15849645
Ah fuck it, it’ll be nice to make my Wii U into something other than a paper weight for a bit, and for both games it’s only 20ish bucks.
just so I’m clear, they are good games right? Last 3d Mario I played was Sunshine and really enjoyed it.
d6d634 No.15850395
>>15850367
>when you're supposed to be on the same team
What the fuck do you think the crown mechanic is for? Its there to encourage you to fuck with each other.
8e4f7d No.15850431
>>15850395
You aren't playing the game for a 4 second score screen. The goal is to beat the game through teamwork. Would you be happy getting first if you were the only one left at the end?
d9fca8 No.15850490
>>15845972
>if you find a 100% genuine pair of tits and ass without a dick sexy, you're gay
If you're just fapping to the TnA, why does bowsette need the crown?
f433d3 No.15850513
>>15850431
I don't think anyone didn't fuck over whoever they were playing NSMBW with. It just seems to have gained that kind of antagonistic reputation and suddenly nonconsensually picking up and throwing a friend or sibling into a bottomless pit or lava just to kill an enemy or sensibly free up space on a platform is undeniably funny. That's now how Mario is supposed to be played and yet even in the sequel the game doesn't punish you in any way except wasting lives.
Let's be honest, 3D World is basically a non 2D NSMB, so like anon pointed out, come even that game years after the Wii there's now even a crown you can fight over and easily smack off your so called teammates. I have to praise the thought Nintendo would actually not only continue allowing this kind of unfriendly behavior, but even make a tongue in cheek reward for doing so just because they're not limiting how you can play even if it can be considered "toxic".
d87b7f No.15853043
>>15849842
Pikmin was pretty good faggot.
f433d3 No.15853250
>>15853043
2 wasn't shit either. Just can be argued the lack of a time limit hurt the game.
7884e7 No.15854778
>>15850384
>>15849645
>have a buy 2 get 1 free coupon at GameStop
>decide to use it on these
>get home
>check everything out
>2 of the games are scratched to hell, one has circle scratches on it
>Mario Galaxy’s case has mold on it
What the fuck.
910537 No.15854872
>>15854778
Just return them. I had no issues returning one of my own games to them scratched I claimed was theirs. It shouldn't be difficult for a defective product that's actually their fault.
7884e7 No.15854880
>>15854872
I’m going to tomorrow. Not even going to bother getting a replacement. What bothers me most is how lazy and shitty GS has gotten. Back when I worked there we would defect out that shit and would always check to make sure the customers were getting the best used copies we had. Now when I go in I expect to get shit, but this is the worst it has been by far.
actually scratch that, they sold me a DS game with a whole through it once.
Guess I can see why they are going out of business.
7884e7 No.15854881
f433d3 No.15857434
>>15854880
I noticed a fake SoulSilver once and they wouldn't even let me take it as trash since they wanted to destroy it. How the fuck could you get a completely broken game?
7884e7 No.15858591
>>15857434
Untrained eyes. I imagine a lot of the employees couldn’t tell a real from a fake any more. For what it’s worth, that can usually be more subtle and I personally never got the training for that either and only found out how prevalent fake DS games were after I left.
Also, I imagine they couldn’t give it to you for inventory reasons. That stuff has to be accounted for or the district manager will consider it stolen and they watch that crap like a hawk.
f433d3 No.15860070
>>15815925
But Odyssey actually went from an 8 HP meter in 64 to only 3 (that coins now don't even heal) and there's new hazards like those shockwave generators that continually activate each other in that one "cold desert" section, which I thought was amusingly casual unfriendly for just the demo, so it could have been more challenging if they at least just stuck to having to start over the entire area instead of booted back to the title screen. They could have at least replaced lives with coins to "buy" continues.
2ec3f8 No.15861855
This is the only thread for a 3DS game, so I'm asking here.
I'm trying to transfer my data from my 4gb to a new 32gb microsd card.
I've gone through every step the support forums say, and I've tried the wireless version too.
It's not working.
The data is on the card for sure, but the 3ds isn't reading it, I can't restore anything.
f7b17e No.15861876
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de8ce3 No.15861882
>>15861855
have you tried turning it off and then back on?
2ec3f8 No.15861898
>>15861882
I've gone full admech and burned incense while dangling a rosary over the fucker.
It's not working.
The only things I can't get back in a week's time is my Pokemon Shuffle data, but it's dead anyway, so that leaves my Story of Seasons savefile.
Going through Hyrule Warriors won't be too bad, I've had it for about two weeks and almost finished the story mode and the first Adventure map.
de8ce3 No.15861910
>>15844014
is it just me, or is this the wrong shade of red for when bans are handed out?
i know the mods' red is brighter
c795a6 No.15862002
>>15801521
>you cannot put a crown on everything
f433d3 No.15863556
>>15862002
A literal dick.
7884e7 No.15863572
Man this is good. Gotta thank you anons who talked me out of getting Odyssey when it was on sale. Because of that I’m finally playing this and it’s scratching the itch I’ve had since Sunshine.
cc0a45 No.15863573
>>15861917
>Gook webcomics
Fucking kill yourself
d572ae No.15863585
>>15797682
>The "culture" around the meme is shit, but the art suits my needs.
This is why furfags who only jack it to 2D anthropomorphic animals consider themselves not furfags.
d572ae No.15863599
>>15837911
>The hack happened a long time ago
d572ae No.15863603
>>15817220
>Normalcattle like lolis
f433d3 No.15863854
>>15863603
Not even loli can make Bowser's shit spawn automatically anything but.
I know this isn't it. I'm just hatefully pointing that out because it reminded me.
6688d8 No.15864120
>>15863854
Anon do you have such a strong autism that requires a caretaker, or qualifies as a disability to collect autismbux?
You really should work on fixing your autism, anon. At minimum, just tone it down a few notches when posting online. The only people who care about what triggers your autism are your mom and your caretaker, if they are seperate people.
You also seem to be a <80 IQ idiot too.
f433d3 No.15864857
>>15864120
There is nothing autistic about saying shit is shit, faggot.
8180e0 No.15864900
>>15864857
You sound like a fag with passive-aggressive shit like
>I know this isn't it. I'm just hatefully pointing that out because it reminded me.
that makes you sound like an autistic attentionwhore. Have you heard of the /blog/ board, where you can blog with like-minded people and circlejerk? You should check it out sometime.
f433d3 No.15864937
>>15864900
That loli reminded me of a shit annoying character shoved into everything getting similar art because of its parent. There's nothing blogshit about clarifying why I said that.
8e4f7d No.15864949
>>15864120
Why do you type like this?
f433d3 No.15869838
>>15863572
They really need to port these. It'd work perfectly with the JoyCons and a couple of mere Wii games I still see in the stores would basically print money with minimal effort. People don't actively want non-physical shit unless they're retards that deserve to get a data corruption or locked out from something you completely downloaded, but don't actually own because of a shit connection. When you slap in a game, even if it just had to be dug out of the closet years later and dusted or blown off, it should just fucking play and even Nintendo hasn't made that mistake so far. If you don't want to wait on a stupid update, you can just skip for now.
Also, showing the New type 3Dshit in the same category as Galaxy was a mistake. I always thought it was a chopped up more experimental 64 or even its own thing. Instead, it just makes what came after look even worse.
cc28a9 No.15870936
I thought about what they'd have to do to improve 2D Mario with Switch hardware. The only thing I can think of is analog control stick precision similar to Yoshi Story's movement. I understand that this would a lot of momentum with platforming since we used B/Y to dash all the time. However if the models are 3D and the single joycon only has an analog stick then why not develop analog precision momentum for a 2D platformer? You can still have a run button for top speed running. Just adjust the level design to emphasize momentum control with the analog stick.
Also have power ups that take advantage of 360 degree angles. Hammer suit can come back with the ability to change the angle of your throw based on what direction you hold the stick. Frog/Penguin suit swims in 360 degrees freely.
And give Mario the ability to kick objects upwards again.