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f22110  No.15787564

>The one human who evolved to be immune

>Should we let her reproduce to carry the gene to a future generation?

>nah fuck that lets cut out her brain and maybe that will help us make a cure

and then they made her a lesbian, thus dooming the human race for the sake of looking progressive

df0a3a  No.15787570

LESBIANS


270176  No.15787574

>>15787564

>The one human who evolved to be immune

>evolved

>to be immune

that is not how it works, OP.


130f48  No.15787576

>>15787564

Remember when Ellie was cute enough to spawn a shitload of rape poRn?


123a84  No.15787578

No one would make the choice to be a lesbian or gay in the situation humanity was in. It's just bad writing.


7e7823  No.15787591

Speaking of how in the hell do you become immune to a zombie infection?

Like

>>15787574

Says you can't "evolve" into being immune. The entire human populace would be affected wouldn't it?


9fda5a  No.15787603

>being lesbian

>in a world where human beings are literally fucking going extinct

>also being genetically valuable because you carry the cure

what the fuck kind of retarded writing is this? the reason why no one in the middle ages was gay was because you had to get kids that way you were taken care of when you broke your back from manual labor. You think that any thot is going to be "lesbian" in the post apocalypse? fucking christ.


a599ee  No.15787608

File: 68b5b42899c99a3⋯.jpg (34.45 KB, 634x354, 317:177, ellie-the-last-of-us.jpg)

File: f113cf490cbe774⋯.jpg (46.18 KB, 980x490, 2:1, landscape-1488984571-ellie.jpg)

Today on: Where are they now?


b506b0  No.15787610

File: 4af2618ba5930d2⋯.jpg (19.16 KB, 300x450, 2:3, nicolas_cage_2011_a_p.jpg)

>>15787578

>mfw the lesbian scene from the TLoU dlc

>initially thought it was a very subtle way to express Ellie's increasingly bad abandonment issues by showing how she'll attach herself to anyone she feels cares about her

<hey, that's actually some pretty good writing and visual storyte-

>LOL NAH WE DID IT BECAUSE BEING GAY IS A-OKAY! ELLIE IS AN LGBT ROLE MODEL - Niel Druckmann

I've never seen anyone go out of their way to diminish the value of the one scene of character development that wasn't on the nose like the rest of the game. Holy fucking shit I hate Niel Druckmann. And he only said that after a bunch of cuck journos started drawing conclusions that the kiss was pure faggot fanservice.


f22110  No.15787611

>>15787591

Not technically zombies they're spores that take over your brain. It's not implausible for the human body to evolve and build up a defense against the spores.


7e7823  No.15787615

>>15787611

But that's not evolution that's mutation. Two similar but different concepts.


df0a3a  No.15787618

>>15787610

Remember when the fags kept playing damage control, screaming "NAH, IT WAS JUST AN INNOCENT KISS, YOU FUCKING BIGOTS ARE JUST HOMOPHOBES"

but now its

"YEAH SHE MUNCHES CARPET WHAT OF IT!?"

It's like they know, if they can't get away with it, they'll play dumb and project insecurity towards their accusers, but the second the wind turns? They own it.

Reminds me of the commies in hollyjew.


8a55bf  No.15787637

>>15787564

>and then they made her a lesbian, thus dooming the human race for the sake of looking progressive

But you don't understand, anon, it's more artistic this way.


93d1af  No.15787645

>>15787610

>thinking The Cuck of Us was good at any point in time

Seriously go back >>>/cuckchan/ and kys


f22110  No.15787660

>>15787645

Ignoring the fags who made it, it's overall not a bad game. And honestly the GWAFIX are pretty impressive for a game on PS3


8f63b3  No.15787684

>>15787564

i find it funny that this game is the most anti LGBT story ever made. she has the cure and this bitch is munching on carpet


548db0  No.15787715

>lefty decisions lead to societal collapse

Who'da thunk?


ee6cb8  No.15787719

File: 54d3b9cd1c671df⋯.webm (994.94 KB, 853x480, 853:480, The Last of Us it's-a_lik….webm)

Is there anyone that is even straight in that game? The "dad" is a fag as well isnt he? and the little blonde looks like a trt lesbo now.


87e054  No.15787724

>>15787615

Mutation is a part of evolution. Evolution is a term for the process of gradual change in species that takes place as the result of mutation and natural selection.


b7303c  No.15787727

>>15787564

Lol at people who buy this

I bought uncharted 4 and lost legacy cuz 1-3 were good

I was sadly mistaken

Every sinc amy left

The sjwism is rampant

The lesbians of us 2


b7303c  No.15787731

>>15787603

Sjws need the hitler treatment at this point its beyond repair


d71e55  No.15787733

TLoU was shit anyways


b0cea7  No.15787742

File: 9ff43353acfadd7⋯.jpg (31.92 KB, 545x395, 109:79, ancap.jpg)

>when you fill your game with fetishistic levels of violence and shallow gameplay but bookend these segments with soft guitar music and girls kissing girls so everyone thinks you're actually breaking new ground


b506b0  No.15787765

>>15787645

It was a pretty decent game. You say it wasn't, I'll say it was, the conversation ends there.

>everyone who disagrees with me is a cuckchanner

Good to know you're too fragile to accept a different opinion.


66466c  No.15787796

File: a110e66fabb8c8b⋯.jpg (162.63 KB, 900x900, 1:1, not_mad.jpg)

>>15787765

> everyone who has cuckchan tier opinions is from cuckchan

Man that's just crazy talk, who could make such an absurd jump of logic like that?

>yfw you're even fucking reddit spacing


371a95  No.15787800

>>15787660

>>15787765

> I'll say it was, the conversation ends there.

You never mentioned anything about gameplay, only story telling. it's a narrative heavy game with phoned in 3rd person FPS gameplay mechanics that had to be fleshed out in a DLC and it didn't do that good of a job with it either.


450ec2  No.15787804

I love the new LGBTQIA characters we're seeing. I just wish they included the child abuse they suffered to really round out the lore.


123a84  No.15787809

>>15787610

Even disregarding that the writing in the last of us was at best middling or acceptable. Chasing Amy out was the biggest mistake Naughty Dog could have made as far as the quality of their projects, but my guess is she was sternly objecting to Druckmann's planning and it was convenient to silence and oust the best writer in the Western games industry.


8143f1  No.15787813

Death of the author, she and Joel fucked and had kids and the world became a little less fucked. The end. After she matures physically of course. Fuck you.


66c9aa  No.15787817

>>15787813

She's biologically able, and easily willing, afaik. So go fuck yourself.


2537df  No.15787832

>>15787564

>they made her a lesbian

In other words letting someone cut out her brain and try to make a cure is the good end.


3d97ba  No.15787846

>>15787823

I want to fucking kill you just for even shitposting that.


8143f1  No.15787851

>>15787817

I don't see it happening any time soon after the ending but feel free to write your own alternate ending with early sex scene. you first


bdc56e  No.15787864

What boring no fun plot, the writer sucks.

Consider if her immunity behaved like an STD


b0cea7  No.15787873

>>15787864

>Consider if her immunity behaved like an STD

>get raped by bandits

>inadvertently save the world


66c9aa  No.15787884

>>15787851

>Joel rips Ellie's clothes off

>Joel puts benis into bagina

>Both fugg each other for long time

>Cummies and shit

>After-sex cuddles and shit

>The End.

This is a work to rival the likes of Dostoevsky, /v/


b885f1  No.15787889

>>15787873

>Be bandits

>Rape some girl

>Inadvertently Save the world


b506b0  No.15787890

File: 354c57f85d71bbf⋯.gif (1.38 MB, 400x272, 25:17, jfk.gif)

>>15787796

>> everyone who has cuckchan tier opinions is from cuckchan

So you're not even disagreeing at this point. You literally believe that everyone who doesn't share your opinions just isn't from here. I prefer to separate regular text from greentext because fuck you, it's how I get my thoughts together. Not that it's an important thing to mention anyway. I don't see how anyone would be able to recognize Reddit-tier formatting unless they spent a considerable amount of time browsing Reddit themselves.

>>15787800

> 3rd person FPS

I take it you meant 3rd person shooter. Not disagreeing about the gunplay. It was pretty standard fare shit. I think I liked it more because ammo was harder to come by in the harder difficulties, so you had to rely on crafting shit rather than guns. The game is fun when it's played like that, especially since it doesn't pause when you're crafting. It had enough of those kinds of sections that I felt like I had a decent time playing it. The multiplayer was also surprisingly good.


8143f1  No.15787904

>>15787873

Is the world even worth saving when all that's left is savages sharing a shitton of things other than life saving aids?

>>15787884

👉👌


b1a5de  No.15787935

>>15787884

It makes The Grand Inquisitor look like My Immortal


3d97ba  No.15787953

>>15787904

No. Caulder and TDK Joker were right. Humanity really just demonstrates it's shit and doesn't deserve to continue when everything comes crashing down. Nothing but selfishness and evil. All that talk about morals and sanctity of life are nice, but are just made for things to stay stable and go out the window when law or society doesn't mean shit anymore.


16429e  No.15787967

>>15787953

But what is the turning point where bible thumping WASPs give way to degenerate jews?


3d97ba  No.15787999

>>15787967

I don't know and I don't give a fuck anymore. Now I'm just cynical and I see the worst in everyone because "it's the easy way". Can only imagine there existing a handful of unconditionally good people that won't abandon their principles no matter what.


c2f6b6  No.15788191

>>15787999

You are a kike.


df0a3a  No.15788203

>>15787999

Checking your trips, but I do not support the spirit of your post. Though I know that feeling..


308fd1  No.15788228

File: 77907db3851e89f⋯.png (328.41 KB, 2298x2300, 1149:1150, Sri-Yukteswar.png)

File: 9883d6977ced61d⋯.jpg (533.88 KB, 900x3190, 90:319, rise and fall.jpg)

File: 08b3a06c64a8a6e⋯.gif (331.78 KB, 540x751, 540:751, ....GIF)

>>15787953

>>15787999

It was always like this idiot.

People are lemmings. There will always be a high culture, then a civilization and then there will be another 'dark' age and another high culture gets founded. The same thing over and over and over again. The ride never ever ends. What was will be what will be was. It is a cycle, the same thing over and over again.


fa4cf6  No.15788245

File: 0b421f14e8416f8⋯.jpg (165.43 KB, 530x598, 265:299, 0b421f14e8416f8c5cb876218c….jpg)

Remember in Dragon Age Inquisition where the Empress is a raging dyke that wont take a royal dicking for her Kingdom, thus dooming it to a bloody succession crisis that threatens to gets many thousands of people killed? Or a gay man, a noble with responsibilities to his house, who wont fuck a vagina because 'eww, like, gross?' thus dooming his family to a succession crisis and the end of a long family lineage which he has to thank for even existing at all?


308fd1  No.15788249

>>15788245

Modern day 'leftists' project their egoistical and hedonistic tendencies into their works. Who would've thought.


c20ba9  No.15788252

File: 3d90060245cc04a⋯.png (271.41 KB, 545x395, 109:79, 9ff43353acfadd75552488700c….png)

>>15787742

>Posting Ancap

>Not posting this


8f630a  No.15788253

File: 636145be9f0a27f⋯.jpg (285.36 KB, 800x800, 1:1, fag chen.jpg)

>>15788228

>kali yuga dickrider


308fd1  No.15788254

>>15788253

Nice try Saturn.


8f630a  No.15788269

File: c0b243986147b4e⋯.jpg (52.35 KB, 331x402, 331:402, 13928215791148.jpg)

>>15788254

*slap*

Better than Uranus


308fd1  No.15788293

File: 3b9308c2562ca39⋯.jpg (33.28 KB, 636x477, 4:3, 3b9308c2562ca397230e7c5970….jpg)

>>15788269

I will nuke your cube prison from space.

You can't escape.


cde053  No.15788307

>>15787615

>>15787591

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis is itself very commonly infected by a hyperparasite fungus that reduces 94% of its population to be sterile. Something like that could have mutated along with the original Cordyceps mutation. Ellie might not be intrinsically immune.


8f630a  No.15788308

File: f75515e4eb27e55⋯.jpg (222.58 KB, 543x800, 543:800, yourtruemaster.jpg)

>>15788293

I'm in ur mindspace stealin ur ascension energy


c20ba9  No.15788313

>>15788308

Fuck off demiurge


308fd1  No.15788315

>>15788308

AAAAAAAAAAAA MY WIZARD POWERS


cde053  No.15788316

>>15787564

The smartest thing to have done would have been to extract one of her ovaries and start in vitro-ing her eggs with sperm from a wide variety of donors.


cde053  No.15788356

File: a3f8a4cd565c961⋯.png (10.23 KB, 867x95, 867:95, this is important.png)

>>15788228

>The Course of Empire

>>15788346

>breeding sow

>one pregnancy at a time vs. dozens of pregnancies at a time

You don't put all your eggs in one basket.


4b8d4f  No.15788360

>>15788308

HEY EVERYONE

YALDABAOTH'S A NIGGER


98fd72  No.15788361

>>15788356

The goal is to teach a "dyke" that they all love dick and bearing children.


c20ba9  No.15788362

>when your accidentally giving your lesbian lover the virus because Ellie still has the virus in here system


48baf5  No.15788373

File: 6120eee1768b926⋯.jpg (28.59 KB, 440x325, 88:65, nebuchadnezzar-dream.jpg)

>>15788228

We are in end times. there is no cycle.


371a95  No.15788381

>>15788367

Giving birth naturally is actually beneficial for increasing her fertility past her prime so long as she does it every 3-4 years so she can do roughly a baker's dozen and that's it. Forcing it too much and she'll die prematurely at anyways. But the biggest over site in your idea is that she has maternal instincts for all her children during pregnancy so she's already in full mother mode before she ever gives birth and everyone who impregnates her is generally going to feel some kind of fatherly instincts and the other men are going to be actively hostile to children if they didn't have any and neglectful of any child that isn't their own.

The child itself needs at least 4-6 years of contact with the mover before they can safely be isolated from the mother before any permanent mental damage results.


cc8fe9  No.15788392

File: 560606698ed75a9⋯.jpg (8.15 KB, 288x216, 4:3, SPHINXED.jpg)

>>15787603

facts and logic require actual braincells tho.

look at the whole drama around handmaiden's tale, it's hilarious how fucking retarded they are even at a glance (if we wouldn't have to deal with all this shit it might be fascinating to observer from a psychological standpoint)


48baf5  No.15788400

>>15788381

>and the other men are going to be actively hostile to children if they didn't have any and neglectful of any child that isn't their own.

Not in a world where there are no children.


cc8fe9  No.15788401

>>15788245

>>15788249

don't you love how people on the "right side of history" know fuck all about it?

but then "those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it" is probably considered mansplaining


1df185  No.15788405

>>15787564

What do you know? I guess gays are the death of mankind.


ee6cb8  No.15788408

File: 02ebe8e76d3b3d4⋯.jpg (120.27 KB, 710x834, 355:417, gay aids hiv phil.JPG)


1df185  No.15788416

>>15788408

Oh goodie…more reasons as to why we shouldn't had removed homosexuality from the mental illness list. And maybe legalize firing squads..


967f51  No.15788417

>>15788408

young women are the largest growing group in terms of std ownership, it's almost like whores are the destruction of society too


1df185  No.15788423

>>15788417

Well, that's what you get when you give them women the vote..and women's lib. They should've stayed home and be useful members of society…raising the next generation of society.


371a95  No.15788443

>>15788400

>Not in a world where there are no children.

That's a bunch of bullshit nobody cares about the wider world when SHTF and you're just trying to survive and ensure you have a family and competing with just the locals for the same thing. In fact anyone stupid enough to try to pimp out Elie in such a situation will be dead by nightfall or by the end of the week as his neighbors ruthlessly kill him, the competition, and try to steal away Elie for themselves while the competition is doing the same thing. It is just one big fucking bloodbath waiting to happen.

It is irrelevant if there are no children parents will always favor their biological child to an adopted child even if makes no sense for them to do so. The only times this is an exception is when they're already blood related, or sterile and can never have kids, or they believe the child is truly theirs or delude themselves to be that way.

The ones who don't bear a child will hold resentment and will be at best emotionally neglectful of a child's needs the only insurance against this is gangbangs where everybody is forced to ejaculate in the woman so none of them can be sure the child isn't theirs.


48baf5  No.15788453

>>15788443

You are the most idiotic son of a bitch there is. anyone who acts like a parasite when shtf and try to be selfish are the first to get their shit stomped in.

working together is the quickest way to return to normalcy.

Literally everything you stated is not only wrong but fucking retarded. This isn't some fucking hentai where nothing makes sense.


0b2ea5  No.15788459

File: b59d601b543fb0b⋯.png (4.07 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15788228

Fuck Brahma, his puzzle fucking sucks.


ba1bcf  No.15788474

>>15787889

there you go


26819a  No.15788505

File: 899c9cc55b5f4ce⋯.jpg (91.11 KB, 286x433, 286:433, Ludwig_II_of_Bavaria.jpg)

>>15787603

That she's a dyke is completely incidental. What's unforgivable is that the writers allow her to doom humanity by allowing her to be a special snowflake and selfishly pursue her own whims in the face of extinction. Tons of royals and nobility over the millennia have been faggots - but their stations in society either required heirs to carry on their families heritage or prevented them from openly indulging in their personal carnal vices. They would take wives and have families as was expected out of them, but would have trists and lovers on the side - if not a harem of sexual partners they kept on the side in secret. Or openly, either as merely a consort or as advisors or servants - which they would indulge with outside of their expected social and familial obligations.

I would have no issue with the writing Elle as a lesbian if they actually wrote a rational story and weren't just using her to virtue signal regressive ideals. Shit, she might even be a half-way likeable character with some deep interpersonal conflict between doing what she has to do and shattering the dreams of being who she wants to be. But then again, for an individual so valuable as to carry the cure for the entire world being out in the thick of the zombie and raider hordes and risking her life because she has to in order to facilitate gameplay narrative makes the scenario already a lost cause.

Maybe if, in the previous game, they were allowed to take some kind of secondary sample without killing her and synthesize a primitive cure which would make her non-vital, but still valuable to keep around due to being the source - they might be able to get away with it.


862c5a  No.15788516

>Should we let her reproduce to carry the gene to a future generation?

Given the average number of breeding years a woman has, she could have only had about 20 babies at most. So unless you want humanity to collapse due to massive inbreeding, this is an incredibly stupid plan.

And besides: so long as they kept her on ice while they were dissecting her brain, her eggs would still be perfectly fine and harvestable for artificial-insemination later on.

TL;DR - You're a fucking idiot.


628fe1  No.15788520

>>15787564

>OP wants to make the (((Last of Us))) into LISA the Wombless

No


ba2f8a  No.15788543

File: 7c3b0c621a8f039⋯.jpg (426.9 KB, 1282x1612, 641:806, wakemeupinside.jpg)

>>15787608

Gee, remember when your general facial structure didn't operate an auto uglify past 14 years old to appeal to the new standards of beauty ?

What a time to be alive.


e99c6d  No.15788593

If they gave her the Ciri treatment it could somewhat work as to why she is a dyke now. They won't as they didn't think about that at all and just wanted to push playing as a lesbian as some big sale tactic.


052b5e  No.15788667

I guess she really is the last of us


435597  No.15788686

>>15787765

>fragile

Back to reddit with you.


d75933  No.15788696

>>15787832

On the other hand from what I've seen from the game every faction of the 4 i could count deals in murdering people

>bandits murder and rape for fun

>smugglers murder people when deals go bad

>Fireflies murder people who are affiliated with government

>Government murders people because gubmint bad, doesn't give welfare anymore.

>>15788417

Whoa, it's as if in current year the only difference between fornication is if you get AIDS or only herpes.


ee6cb8  No.15788701

File: 137a27f126694cc⋯.jpg (431.61 KB, 798x951, 266:317, age women.jpg)


abfdec  No.15788720

>>15787591

It's called genetics, logically her family would have it (dominant gene) or maybe only a few (recessive). How did we become immune to smallpox and the bubonic plague? Because everyone who wasn't died off. That's what's happening in the game.


89d649  No.15788754

>be a human being who has lost absolutely everything and no longer cares for anyone

>be treated like shit by every other human being out there

>develop a bond with someone for the first time in years, develop a strong father-daughter bond that almost replaces the one you had with your daughter that was taken from you all these years ago

>find out that they're going to let a group of strange, inexperienced med students kill her for the chance of a cure

>find out that they're going to destroy everything you ever love once again

>WTF SONY WHY CAN'T I PLAY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE JESUS AND MAKE ALL THE SELFLESS GOOD ACTS WAAAAAAH WAAAAAH

It's fucking retards like you which is why all "morality" systems in vidya is just "wasteland jesus" and "second incarnation of hitler". Jesus FUCK it's like people make selfish decisions and the character you're playing has their own motives and reactions because THEY AREN'T YOU, and they're written to experience this shit from the eyes of a real human being and not someone who is playing a videogame and has zero consequence to their actions.

Do us a fucking favour and fuck off over to reddit. You'll find likeminded retards over there.


d75933  No.15788771

>>15788754

>everyone is a murderer as primary means of survival

Bravo (((Druckmann))) what a stellar way to write grey morality and a harsh world.


e5eca3  No.15788779

File: 7db17593d7cb7e9⋯.png (536.96 KB, 637x643, 637:643, ClipboardImage.png)

>let her reproduce

>let


25eb58  No.15788781

>>15787610

>wasn't on the nose

Very poor choice of words considering 1/3rd of the screen was just the jewess and her nose.


4e8748  No.15788805

>>15788701

to be fair, you're comparing a portrait type picture where she got dolled up and was photographed in a professional environment to some "on the go" paparazzi picture. Not to mention that the first one was probably taken with a relatively high focal length and the second one with somewhat lower focal length which tends to change the perspective as well.


15b289  No.15788806

Does anyone have the webm where Joel fucks Ellie? I need it for research purposes.


764849  No.15788813

>>15788754

Morality in tlou is typical leftism drivel.

>humans are the real bad guys

>this means we must doom humanity because of our selfish desires

Joel was somewhat justified. But not because he was right but because everyone else is made to be so fucking wrong.


ee6cb8  No.15788832

File: cd1cb07019de06c⋯.jpg (66.47 KB, 780x438, 130:73, cameron-diaz-exlarge-169.jpg)

>>15788805

yeh nah


49de7e  No.15788842

Lesbians don't even exist. A large percentage of women are just bisexual and very stubborn. Looks like there just aren't enough Chads after the apocalypse.


7f665a  No.15788852

File: 60528d9c95e786a⋯.png (92.73 KB, 1198x1200, 599:600, 8AD1CA8B-7D71-4AFC-BBD9-9A….png)


4e8748  No.15788855

>>15788832

yeah yah. that picture looks a lot better than the one posted in your comparsion pic despite the smile-wrinkles. focal length seems about on-par with the portrait picture as well and she's actually looking towards the camera in this one.


4e8748  No.15788861

>>15788832

>>15788855

actually, looking at it more closely, focal length is probably higher in this picture because her face appears more flat and the hair starts to blur towards the back.


0abb00  No.15788868

>>15788701

>women are less degenerate than men

kill all men when?


ee6cb8  No.15788890

File: 12033faaf9afb16⋯.jpg (117.42 KB, 600x1083, 200:361, 12033faaf9afb16d9235a4e566….jpg)

>>15788868

>women are less degenerate than men

It makes sense for men to find younger women more attractive considering women have a used by date when it comes to having babies.


f1ad8b  No.15788925

I don't think saying 'teehee I don't get with guys I'm a lesbian' will stop a bunch of men of gangraping you ad nauseum in a post apocalyptic society without a strong central government body to impose law and order.


f4c046  No.15788929

File: 5f3ae37ac3ed331⋯.jpg (27.61 KB, 480x792, 20:33, 5f3ae37ac3ed331f8598ec8d8f….jpg)

>>15788245

>>15787610

>>15787564

Say what you will but when you actually think about these characters, they're actually very accurate representations of such degenerates.


f4c046  No.15788945

File: cf9fc01d70eaaf8⋯.jpg (37.25 KB, 945x531, 105:59, cf9fc01d70eaaf895524c1e23d….jpg)

>>15787608

>eyebrows are entirely different

>nose couldn't be further apart

>cheeks and chin look slightly different

>different lip-shape

>different hair color

>even different ears

Amazing.


8c4760  No.15788967

>>15788868

Men constantly remake sperm, women's eggs get old and shitty if they aren't used early, it's partly why we have so many tard babies. It's an evolutionary outcome since men who made babies with young women had more competitive children. >>15788945

They jewified her.


3886a4  No.15788985

>>15787953

Nope its actually the elite that are shit

And they brainwash us all into being shit


cd57cf  No.15789014

>>15788516

You're a moron with no clue of how evolution works. Pretty much every new trait in any species that eventually becomes widespread starts of as a single mutation that spreads generation after generation.

>e.g. brown bears arrive at the Arctic

>random mutation causes white fur phenotype in a single bear

>said bear has offspring

>every bear that inherits these white fur genes has a higher chance of survival and further spreads his genes

>eventually the entire population is white


e2f1ca  No.15789030

>>15788373

The end times was in CE 75. We're past that.

Nobody who was born after that date has any connection to divinity anymore.


369506  No.15789093

I'm not smart but if she were to repopulate humanity, wouldn't it just be one incest lineage with defects? Brothers and sisters doing it pretty hot


42dc88  No.15789153

>>15788813

Who actually gives a shit about humanity? Yeah all you fuckers will talk high and mighty now. But half of you wouldn't forfeit your life for "humanity", and a greater portion wouldn't suffer endless torture for the sake of humanity either.

Humans are insanely fucking selfish. It's why figures like Jesus are so mythical to us, because we know that no real human would be so unselfish.

And logically doing anything for humanity is retarded, because we are guaranteed to go extinct sooner or later. So who fucking cares?


d75933  No.15789154

>>15789153

wow, so insightful, do you watch rick and morty?


2c5eaa  No.15789178

File: 5c02b9a2cdef362⋯.jpg (17.64 KB, 284x400, 71:100, 1527981655344.jpg)

>>15788417

>>15788408

>mfw STDs for me are nothing but an alien problem

There's a good side to everything.


11ff32  No.15789189

>>15789014

Regarding bears I don't remember which ones but since it's illegal to shoot pregnant bears that is slowly causing bear pregnancy to take longer (since female bears who have shorter pregnancies are more likely to be shot).


3d97ba  No.15789194

>>15788813

Literally what will stop all the same shit we're dealing with now or before from happening again? We're selfish parasites that do nothing for no sense of gain, whether material or even just sentimental, that's why shit like "sjws" (fuck you, I refuse to drag "justice" or "warrior" through that contemptible shit, take dismissive quotation marks) could even exist. I've just bitterly accepted I want a bunch of shit to die whatever way that isn't fucking zombie apocalypse to fuck off forever and hopefully painfully so it strikes fear and discourages any further retards. I'm willing to stop even putting effort into defending homosexuals just because with 2D I can say without any certainty it can be 100% natural, for "evolutionary inline" birth control and not mean a bunch of edgy, deviant retards and we can just agree only fantasy like yuri is worth defending. Because it's easier, I won't have to foolishly make that a dealbreaker when gays as a whole just keep letting me down outside of a very fucking select few of reasonable people I come across and deep down until I've become desensitized to the point I wouldn't give a flying fuck if there really was a giant onesided "exterminate the left" massacre war after they irreconcilably unite into a giant armed cult just because it would sadistically satisfy me more at this point and be faster and a more "final" effective end to all of it then just gradually slowly but surely whittling away. My own beliefs and values can become an inconvenience to what I truly want and be discarded the second I become unsure and downright bitter for ever being that delusional.

Christian or what the fuck ever, if God made us in his image, what if that itself is flawed and passed over to us? What if we're meant to struggle against our own flaws to determine true strength and "goodness"? Wouldn't that mean deep down we're really just instinct driven assholes that only care about eating or fucking at the end of the day and any sense of right and wrong is just a construct that comes crashing down the second our world does? That society is just a pacifier for what humans are meant to be scientifically or supernaturally? I have literally become this unsurprised when anyone I believed was "good" turns out to be a piece of shit because of their own flaws and "evil" they couldn't overcome either. I didn't even think anything like this so many years ago.

>>15789093

Someone needs to make an H-manga about this. It actually writes itself.

>>15788925

You don't fucking say. Even the sanctity of husband and wife doesn't mean shit to a bunch of contemptible degenerate subhumans when every leash breaks.


42dc88  No.15789260

>>15789154

Wow, insightful rebuttal, do you browse reddit while you watch rick and morty?


d75933  No.15789289

>>15789260

I'm not a nihilist so no.


97a0f7  No.15789355

>>15788701

>women in their 40's want men the same age

bullshit


11ff32  No.15789369

>>15789355

Yeah no way a man in his 40s is more attractive than one in his 30s unless it's because his bank account is what makes him more attractive. Women may find older man more attractive but 46 is really pushing it.


89d649  No.15789382

File: 0b5a034ddd39767⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 850.93 KB, 886x508, 443:254, xav.png)

>>15789260

I watch something that requires 600+ IQ at the least


fdbab4  No.15789399

>>15789382

I can't wait until the normgroids start watching it and /v/ collectively denies having ever liked it.


5b756c  No.15789403

I'm am Atheist gamer, yeah that's right.


435597  No.15789407

>>15789399

What the fuck is it?


fdbab4  No.15789413

>>15789407

Xavier renegade angel, my dear newfriend.


b1fa73  No.15789440

>>15788505

Underrated post.


f4c046  No.15789466

>>15789413

Too bad the second season sucks. The first is classic.


b1fa73  No.15789470

>>15787645

>kys

>(1) and done

No, it's you who should go back to whatever social media pic you crawled out of and kill yourself.

>>15787719

>The "dad" is a fag as well isnt he?

You mean Joel? No he fucking is not. Your webm shows him and his fucking daughter at the start of the game.

>>15787800

>3rd person FPS gameplay mechanics

>3rd person first person shooter gameplay mechanics

You are an illiterate nigger. Slit your wrists.


11ff32  No.15789486

File: 7ecc6ba9ffd4da7⋯.jpeg (296.92 KB, 800x600, 4:3, rance.jpeg)

Women are too selfish to inconvenience themselves in order to save humanity. The only hope in that scenario is a true hero who doesn't let muh womyn rites get in his way.


371a95  No.15789567

>>15788453

>Literally everything you stated is not only wrong but fucking retarded.

Everything I've said is based off what happened in a city in the Balkans during the Bosnian war. This is a situation where even just having lights on will guarantee you'll die by the end of the week, charity of any kind invites a gang of people who heard about you giving things away for free to come gunning for you, and your own neighbors stopped being trustworthy about two and a half weeks and if you trade any good s with them for more then once a month one of them will get the idea to sneak into your sleeping space and kill you for your stuff. Roving bands who had no skills so they'd raid and torture prisoners for info and more places to raid. The recovery period after that 1 year siege and artillery wasn't much better people would still do these things but only when the military wasn't right there.

Towns were only willing to lend a hand to the people in town and everyone else can go fuck themselves at the best of times. They'd screw you over anyways for their own benefit if they didn't outright refuse to let you in.

The only people who could be sharing Elie is the small little band that's with her from the beginning. Everyone else is a total stranger who will kill them for her and possibly kill her too during the raid.


0fe188  No.15789606

File: 8c433119388672a⋯.jpg (9.14 KB, 325x319, 325:319, genuine anger.jpg)

>>15787564

At least cutting out parts of her brains for a cure was a merciful death than being turned into a hard raging dyke that hates all men and now she has doomed all of humanity. So who really is the bad guy here? Because all i see is agenda pushing to extreme levels of pure disgust.


f2a229  No.15789790

>>15787610

Don't even call it fanservice. It was a degenerate political push that alienated their fans and showed they cared more about politics than gamers. Plain and simple.


42dc88  No.15789942

>>15789413

I had to look it up, and it turns out based off the image I guessed correctly its some adult swim "2deep4u" comedy crap.


b0cea7  No.15790197

>>15788252

didn't know they had a duckman version floating around


4f2d5f  No.15790471

If you wanted to doom humanity by being a lesbian, why couldn't you pick an attractive female instead a crook nose jewess with smelly armpits? You're just punishing yourself at that point.


f99654  No.15790490

>>15787574

>that is not how it works, OP.

Akshewully… any successful and advantage gaining adaptation you pass on to your progeny is bound to be called evolution given a long enough time line. Especially so as the new population diverges from the old.

t. actually read The Origin of Species


cf5b55  No.15790509

File: 8befd4e24fd79a4⋯.jpg (340.03 KB, 560x560, 1:1, Hypernova.jpg)

>>15788408

>tfw i am immune to getting HIV because Im a virgin

And redditors make fun of me for not fucking cock hungry roasties.

Have fun with your califonia bred herpes, chlamydia, aids, hiv and gonorrhea you fucking colossal faggots.


f99654  No.15790537

>>15790509

>tfw i am immune to getting HIV because Im a virgin

are you immune to losing blood? cuz like… you could always get a tainted blood transfusion while you're unconscious! or some poz'd druggie could just stab you with his dirty needle and not even face criminal charges for intentionally giving you GRIDS


2f1da5  No.15790652

>>15788720

>How did we become immune to smallpox and the bubonic plague?

We never did.


f7ecce  No.15790699

>>15787564

why didnt they just make a game about lolis that kill zombies and other monsters with chainsaws and shotguns?


fb231d  No.15790773

>>15789093

Common misconception: while incest can cause defects, it's pretty rare and only starts becoming a problem after a few generations (and even then assuming the pair are of the same background to begin with). A random white guy and a native American woman could probably produce the entire modern nations of Central/South America without many issues.


10b706  No.15791286

>>15788701

>20 as a cut-off number

Ahhhhaha I'd like to see the actual numbers there


10b706  No.15791294

>>15789466

The end of the second season is fucking insane, don't you dare talk shit.


809dac  No.15791299

>>15788720

>How did we become immune to smallpox and the bubonic plague?

>immune to smallpox and the bubonic plague

are you a fucking retard?


7d6d1d  No.15791321

>>15787591

>>15788720

Evolution is a mechanism of populations, not individuals, but normalfags like to throw the term around a lot in everyday speech. At the base of it, a /random/ mutation in the genetic code of either in the egg or sperm or early fusion of the two happens to give rise to a weird individual with a different trait, in this case immunity to the fungal shit. These is not spurred on by the pandemic and it doesn't arise at its source from exposure to the disease while growing up. Ellie happened to be a lucky random mutant and she has a greater chance of rising offspring who will also have this mutant gene. Over time and many generations, the frequency of this gene will increase because individuals who possess it have a massive selective advantage. Only now has evolution taken place.


30b21d  No.15791481

>>15790773

> A random white guy and a native American woman could probably produce the entire modern nations of Central/South America without many issues.

>without many issues.

Have you seen those shitholes? Admittedly that's more a result of miscegenation than incest but holy shit anon those places are almost worse than Africa.


48baf5  No.15791690

>>15789567

>bosnians

Well there's your fucking problem

eastern europeans are all assholes


a33d31  No.15791705

>>15787564

Or clone her or take her eggs to make a bunch of specimens to test on rather than risk the one person who is immune but whatever.


6d0bd8  No.15791776

>>15787564

>nah fuck that lets cut out her brain and maybe that will help us make a cure

The story behind she has parasite in her brain that kills the mushroom zombie spores inside her body but even this is just absurd edgy cringey teen horror writing, a surgeon will never go far in this way cutting somebody head open.


a33d31  No.15791786

>>15791776

We have the technology to extract it without killing the host if that was the case.


6d0bd8  No.15791814

>>15791786

Still absurd. You can just take sample of her blood, check how it work against the spores or look for eggs of this parasyte to transfer to another human safely.


a33d31  No.15791835

>>15791814

That too. It could be as simple as collecting a sample or saliva mucous or feces especially feces since that's often how parasites spread. But TLOU is what happens when you let a liberal arts student browse wikipedia for material so you can't really expect that much.


f27f1d  No.15791890

They could have just made her bi, wrote a sensible ending, and gotten the social justice points they so desperately desired.

>>15788245

Sounds like typical faggots to me.

>>15788516

Ellie has immune children. Those children then breed with the non-immune children from non-immune people who have managed to survive so far. Now their children have immunity. Rinse and repeat until the gene is widely distributed. As the game has shown us the non-immune are able to survive it just isn't as easy.

>>15789399

Youtube algorithm has been pushing it up lately. View rate of memorable clips has gone up.

>>15789942

It relies heavily on non sequitur, verbosity, and mockery of alternative-sprituality and Native American spiritual tropes for comedic effect. Either you're completely up your own asshole, or you were dumb enough to actually think they wanted you to try and find a deep interpretation of the show like the writers of Rick and Morty and their brainlet fanbase.

>>15791299

He was wrong to say immune, but there is a genetic component to resistance to those diseases.

>>15791776

They wanted the lesbian ending to be the foregone conclusion. By making the "bad" ending so that the vast majority find it morally reprehensible, they force the final conclusion into a black and white morality. If they had gone for a more nuanced morality choice they wouldn't have been able to use false equivalence (cutting her head open is bad, therefore being a lesbian is good) to push their agenda.


ee6cb8  No.15791891

File: 874ba40c62182aa⋯.jpg (78.17 KB, 679x720, 679:720, the last of us neil druckm….jpg)

File: 7dd539bf386fe01⋯.jpg (27.82 KB, 650x366, 325:183, elton.jpg)

>>15789470

>Your webm shows him and his fucking daughter at the start of the game.

Druckman will make him bi-curious soon.


f4c046  No.15792089

>>15791294

>the ending is kind of funny, therefore the whole thing is good

Fuck you, retard.


e74fc6  No.15792103

>>15792089

fuck off nigger, it was good


f4c046  No.15792112

>>15792103

No it wasn't. The second season was unfunny and awfully written. Like they tried way too hard.


a0b075  No.15792113

The whole point of the ending of The Last of Us was "humans are evil, it's time to let them die and nature take over, but the last humans should be allowed to have a good life until it's over."

I feel like the very act of having a sequel kind of taints that message.


f4c046  No.15792141

>>15792113

What a garbage message. Everyone that agrees with the message should seriously consider suicide.


e74fc6  No.15792145

>>15792141

you should consider suicide instead, cuckchan


338fe3  No.15792150

>>15792145

>Letting mankind die

Kill yourself.


e74fc6  No.15792182

>>15792150

back to cuckchan


bdc56e  No.15792323

>>15791891

What bullshit hack plot do you think he will crap out for this?

I bet jewnose dies at the end of the prologue/first chapter to give Ellie motivation to go serial killer on every man she sees. Most of the enemies will be human men with no females enemies whatsoever and even fungus zombie encounters will be phased out. Ellie will become the Sarah Kerrigan of mushrooms and actively seek to wipe out all men because they are the true evil


09de00  No.15792324

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15787660

>it's overall not a bad game

Except for the part where it completely UNDERdelivered in everything promised, like the whole dynamic AI shit they kept bragging about.


96c801  No.15792386

>>15790537

This cant be fixed by not living in a shithole with pozzed druggies, not living in California or Africa helps too


fcadc7  No.15792399

>>15787564

>The one human who evolved to be immune

>evolved to be immune

>evolved

Nah, it's more like she got bitten and somehow the fungus inside her has mutated and that's why she didn't die. Now, maybe you could pontificate over whether or not she possessed a unique set of genetic characteristics that allowed such a thing to happen in the first place, but the game certainly doesn't references this in any way whatsoever, so it's safe to assume that she's about as average as everyone else.

>Should we let her reproduce to carry the gene to a future generation?

>nah fuck that lets cut out her brain and maybe that will help us make a cure

There's no guarantee that by reproducing that she'd pass on some kind of genetic resistance to the infection. In fact, it'd probably make more sense to conduct a multitude of tests on her, in order to figure out just how her "immunity" operates and why. Everyone in this universe is retarded.


fcb24a  No.15792411

>>15792399

Yeah just let the people use those plentiful resources to do tests on her.


26819a  No.15792644

>>15792432

Because Umbrella got shit done. Even while the company was crumbling in flames around them, they were still producing newer and more lethal bioweapons to release into the public. R&D, Financials, Deployment, HR, they could do it all. They just can't handle marketing and PR.


d75933  No.15792679

>>15792323

Okay anon, but where's your Dongle Drumpflestiltskin antagonist?

or at the very least a functional "fascist" or "neonazi" settlement that does well without niggers and women having a say in matters crucial to survival of the group which you'll destroy.

If the player isn't bashing the fash and having the message of heterosexual man bad reinforced for 8 hours, why even bother making the game?

(((Fun isn't a word we're using at Naughty dogs)))

t. (((Neil druckmann)))

>>15792402

No, leftists sometimes become so kosher, they loop back to being anti-semitic without noticing.

Greatest contemporary example is nu-wolfenstein, where they went from the standard narration premise

>We are fat incompetent bureaucrats in the government, we're having a stalemate against third reich which develops new HIGH-TECH OCCULT WEAPON, so we send our single best Texan man, BJ Blazkowicz to investigate and destroy it to secure victory for USA

to

>Ebil gnatzees (punch nazis, rawr) stole jewish (remember 6 gorillon) technology in 1933 the innocent g-d's chosen were hoarding for no reason including but not limited to: nanomachines, perpetuum mobile, lasers, panaceum, super-concrete, mecha animals to elevate humanity to new heights and colonize the moon

>In prologue you launch a desperate last ditch effort on Deathshead's compound which you lose because the jews didn't bother sharing the stolen technology with people who want to help them

>this exact question gets asked to a kike you save from a death camp™ and it's ignored completely.


194b0e  No.15792737

File: 9522993e5e64135⋯.jpg (5.8 KB, 300x168, 25:14, serveimage.jpg)

I never understood how she's a lesbian, given how in the first game she kept gay porn magazines.

Besides how are fags even a thing in this world? They're already a minority in every single country.

>>15790490

>any successful and advantage gaining adaptation you pass on to your progeny

Too bad about that.

>>15792399

>whether or not she possessed a unique set of genetic characteristics that allowed such a thing to happen in the first place, but the game certainly doesn't references this in any way whatsoever

Why would it, anon? If it did, then the writer would have to waste an entire hour looking up genetics on wikipedia and even another researching molecular biology procedures. Don't be cruel.

The reason can be simply this: Ellie has a particular variant of a membrane receptor that doesn't interact with the fungus preventing it from entering her cells, thereby making her inmune to it, even if the fungus manages to enter her system. This can be studied harmlessly through blood samples and through X-ray crystallography. Even if you don't have access to those, simply making an infection assay with cell cultures of Ellie and the fungus would be enough.


3d97ba  No.15793099

>>15792737

She stole a single one and laughed about it if I remember what I watched. Probably because of all the barashit.


da0d2d  No.15793168

>>15788720

>How did we become immune to smallpox and the bubonic plague?

lmao what?


da0d2d  No.15793182

>>15788868

>men wanting young partners in the 20s area is degenerate

>despite the fact that shit has been going on since the dawn of time and has only now been seen as a bad thing

You act like 20s are akin to single-digit years in age.


194b0e  No.15793255

File: 2c9c0408955cf22⋯.jpg (20.32 KB, 500x504, 125:126, ej.jpg)

>>15793168

That's so stupid that I'll hope he's baiting.


c066ec  No.15793712

File: 8b0cf465750125b⋯.png (247.95 KB, 640x1546, 320:773, NaughtyDog developer tells….png)

>>15792323

>What bullshit hack plot do you think he will crap out for this?

>I bet jewnose dies at the end of the prologue/first chapter to give Ellie motivation to go serial killer on every man she sees. Most of the enemies will be human men with no females enemies whatsoever and even fungus zombie encounters will be phased out. Ellie will become the Sarah Kerrigan of mushrooms and actively seek to wipe out all men because they are the true evil

All straight white men, anon.

Problably the only survivors in the new one will be niggers, faggots and some combinations of the two push the propaganda that "those are the future, goyim"

Also expect the big bad guy to be a Drumpf reference.

By the way, daily reminder that pic related is the type of people who work at NaughtyPoz


c066ec  No.15793743

File: 98be99002e277c2⋯.png (248.67 KB, 636x1570, 318:785, NaughtyDog developer tells….png)


d75933  No.15793757

>>15793743

<googled "first video game console"

<have game tattoos

<ONE BILLION GAMES AND THREE HUNDRED CONSOLES

<EXPENSIVE ART, DID I MENTION HOW EXPENSIVE IT WAS? AND TOYS


1b5326  No.15793764

File: 49bd69bcfe7ce4f⋯.jpg (72.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, A blind abomination that m….jpg)

File: f82b6215346154c⋯.png (1004.12 KB, 1389x680, 1389:680, I love her way more than y….png)

>>15788890

>>15788967

And we all know what happens when unused goods expire.


5c04dc  No.15793796

File: de1c6ad64ae2798⋯.jpg (69.08 KB, 1239x645, 413:215, flesh_stalker_03.jpg)

>>15793764

Thats some stalker shit right there.


b4b8db  No.15793811

>>15793764

KNew a kid who had defect 1, he was cognitively normal, plastic surgery fixed him up alright,


1b5326  No.15793827

>>15793811

Are you sure about that?


3ea8db  No.15793862

>>15793764

Mandatory abortions when?


df0a3a  No.15794388

>>15793827

I'm pretty sure, yeah, from what I'm reading here, it's strictly a disorder where the facial muscles didn't develop correctly (kinda like a cleft lip) It doesn't affect cognitive development; Tessier syndrome I believe it's called.


363b01  No.15794496

>>15788701

>Age 45: You know what, I'm starting to appreciate the look older women.

>Age 46: Nah, nevermind.

kek


288bbe  No.15794554

>>15793836

that image reminds me of that one thread we had a long time ago that delved into an anon posting some creepy nigger doll and a handful of anons quickly drew some rule 34 of the nigger doll

polite sage for offtopic


17d8f3  No.15798814

Really, in that situation, if that girl didn't have an army protecting her 24/7 she'd end up in chains the instant she was spotted by any group of 3+ guys. She'd be a sex toy and be lucky to survive a week of non-stop rape and abuse.


abadf1  No.15798823

>>15791891

He has the right to do that. He should be able to do whatever he wants with his games.

However, people also have the right to vote with their wallets and call him out on his bullshit online.


f2a229  No.15799301

File: 5f3cd4ae22b7520⋯.png (4.12 KB, 225x225, 1:1, download.png)

>>15787608

PUBLIC POLL:

How would everyone rate the new Ellie look compared to the old Ellie?:

https://www.strawpoll.me/16945608


a59e06  No.15799441

>>15792324

>dynamic

I don't have the source on hand but I read somewhere that the playtesters thought the dynamic AI was too hard, so they completely rebuilt it to be retarded


f63df0  No.15799789

File: 50b5475e30eade1⋯.png (121.85 KB, 326x418, 163:209, 3ae790a0100778519c6fe1e0c2….png)

>>15799301

>strawpoll

>data mining


f2a229  No.15799801

>>15799789

how paranoid can you be to not trust even a simple poll


f63df0  No.15799805

File: 596dbb433c24784⋯.webm (2.58 MB, 640x360, 16:9, jewdance.webm)

>>15799801

As paranoid as I need to be, goldstein.


f3249c  No.15799807

File: fd4022a45a2e015⋯.mp4 (538.17 KB, 270x360, 3:4, what_the_fuck.mp4)


dc7c32  No.15799827

>>15787564

If there really was a post-apocalypse, there would be no gay people. Homosexuality would spell the doom of all mankind. All healthy people would be required to breed and would have no choice in the matter.


fc20b5  No.15799849

File: 480d8d775bcfcb0⋯.jpg (40.86 KB, 640x631, 640:631, p.jpg)

>>15793764

>extirminated


4bd2af  No.15800079

File: 4706ed09f04d033⋯.jpg (28.49 KB, 592x592, 1:1, B9xtljSIYAAjJQX.jpg large.jpg)

>>15792737

>scientific explanation

>using logic and research to improve peoples' writing

>actually thinking

Shit, nigger, what are you doing?

By the way, I'm legitimately surprised at how well they modeled the jew girl here. It's strange to me, given how bad people keep fucking up simple animation and modeling things in recent years, that Naughty Dog would put so much effort into creating a stereotypical jew just to put her alongside a caucasian girl. I actually believe they did a great job with the racial phenotypes for the two characters, which becomes increasingly noticeable with the two directly side-by-side in the same shot. Then they had them kiss. Fucking degenerate faggots, the lot of them. The whole game is probably going to be awful, and shit like this modeling job will just be like spitting in my eye all the while.


bf436e  No.15800166

File: 11819e782b5b4b5⋯.jpg (419.38 KB, 600x655, 120:131, Link is a girl.jpg)

>>15793136

>not cloning ellies

What if the the original Ellie was on ice the entire time and we've only dealt with a clone of her? Halfway through the game, loli Ellie returns.

The first game was short as fuck and not worth the full amount, but it was a fun game. The ending is still retarded and Joel is a major retard. Ellie turning into an unlikeable dyke just shows how shitty things have gotten in the last five years alone. I can't imagine how utterly cancerous gaming is going to be in the next 5 years, but I hope it fucking dies before then. It's surprising how quickly a hobby can go to complete shit once women and sjws flock to it


1d13be  No.15800224

>>15787564

You're viewing it from the wrong angle OP. It makes little sense that she belongs to a demographic known for obtaining incurable deadly STDs.

They're only living because of our tax payer funded healthcare system, which is why they would all die like flies in a setting like TLOU. They wouldn't live long nor look healthy in Africa or the Middle Ages.


d4c74f  No.15803736

>>15787576

No. Got some good stuff?


d4c74f  No.15803842

>>15792644

>R&D, Financials, Deployment, HR, they could do it all. They just can't handle marketing and PR.

And security. Whoever was in charge should've been fired ten times over.


8c5bba  No.15812679

>>15787564

>and then they made her a lesbian, thus dooming the human race for the sake of looking progressive

What do you even expect from soyny?


e49ee3  No.15821526

>>15800224

>You're viewing it from the wrong angle OP. It makes little sense that she belongs to a demographic known for obtaining incurable deadly STDs.

Faggots get aids. Lesbians do not because they literally do not have sex. They're so unattractive they can't stand each other.


d3e3d9  No.15821592

File: 3d81257be77a829⋯.jpg (397.57 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Women_peak_at_36.jpg)

>>15793182

Some women already think that.


0de4fc  No.15821886

File: 796617d3630d154⋯.jpg (24.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, houtarou.jpg)

>>15821592

>typical woman trying to push the 18yo is pedo meme.

how long till feminist raise the age of consent again? (21+ is my guess)


486d8f  No.15821945

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15793764

>there's a whole channel dedicated to parading mutants, xenos, and mental illnesses

https://invidio.us/channel/UC4E98HDsPXrf5kTKIgrSmtQ


d3e3d9  No.15821975

File: e8b22e3ded82e9d⋯.jpg (163.54 KB, 692x576, 173:144, Free_Hug_Showdown_-_YouTub….jpg)

>>15821945

This and those other people that parade around those twin girls with no brains or whatever reek of desperation.

>"We are super happy with not having normal children and totally aren't awful guys!"


a81c34  No.15822838

>>15821592

>no, I didn't waste my precious peak years doing nothing

>no, I swear I'm not retarded, I made GOOD decisions

>if you don't think my hag version is my peak, you're a bigot

lol keep crying, lady

I partially live for this.


e4a529  No.15822844

>>15793182

>>15821592

>>15821886

>18 is pedo

You are like a little baby, watch this

>preferring shaved pubes makes you a pedo


92c67c  No.15822876

File: f12379a224b8036⋯.jpg (25.16 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1364371512897.jpg)

>>15821945

That's actually pretty interesting. He seems to have been taken care of well enough that he can communicate pretty efficiently.


109fcc  No.15822883

File: d1724cb714100d5⋯.png (151.11 KB, 398x318, 199:159, ItWasRealInMyPsychosis.png)


df0a3a  No.15822888

>>15822876

Because his mutation doesn't effect cognitive development (directly anyway) his handicap is essentially blindness (and once his jaw and clefts are fix, he'll be able to talk properly)

Can you imagine this kid just being some kind of violin playing savant? Dude could wear a mask, it'd be his gimmick.


92c67c  No.15822895

File: d0afee1dced0584⋯.jpg (79.03 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 2013DaftPunkVoguePress2307….jpg)

>>15822888

Maybe that's why Daft Punk wear masks.


df0a3a  No.15822897

File: 90a3f3f67bb4aff⋯.jpg (5.97 KB, 218x231, 218:231, plague.jpg)

>>15822876

>>15822888

Or, he could become another type of doctor that wears a mask

>>15822895

Nah, they wear masks because they're autistic kinda like buckethead


f7ecce  No.15822920

wait a second this thread is faggy politics


92c67c  No.15822951

File: eac958b2856da24⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 175.6 KB, 962x641, 962:641, butthurt.jpg)

>>15822920

Welcome to /v/, enjoy your stay.


412325  No.15830742


e99116  No.15836275

>>15822888

He could become like the Phantom of the Opera


e99116  No.15836280

File: 927a425b5faee97⋯.jpg (83.22 KB, 920x613, 920:613, Y94ya.jpg)

>>15822897

Thankfully they channel that into some really good visuals and a cool style

I hope any future work they do will be more of them solo and not so many guest artists who really aren't that good


28eac7  No.15836346

>>15788701

the data for women under 20 would look very similar to the men graph


64abd8  No.15836351

>>15822897

Buckethead is schizophrenic.


23365c  No.15836450

The Last of Us 2's trailer was the moment I finally realized that Joel was the true villain of the first game.


4e6a79  No.15837673

File: a0ccf58220aeb13⋯.png (471.24 KB, 600x701, 600:701, 87fff3ac7eb3399e2a37d44678….png)

>>15787610

(((Neil Druckmann)))

Nuff said


d75933  No.15837962

>>15836450

Him not being a family man for no good reason, "smuggling" and murdering people for no reason, and then stealing ellie from a different brand of murderers because muh daughter moffuga wasn't enough of a giveaway?


47af0a  No.15837967

>>15837685

Aaron, you need to change the script so it says

>TOP FAGGOTS

Plural, and points to them all, if multiple anons have the same post count.


8c5bba  No.15838653

>>15836450

>white male is the villain

Of course.


d3eb1d  No.15844160

File: 91eadd411ee0b2f⋯.gif (275.03 KB, 495x283, 495:283, 91eadd411ee0b2fe6698a4b787….gif)

>>15791776

>The story behind she has parasite in her brain that kills the mushroom zombie spores inside her body but even this is just absurd edgy cringey teen horror writing, a surgeon will never go far in this way cutting somebody head open.

Expecting writers to have to do research is sexist goy.


e49ee3  No.15850291

>>15793764

Oh god what.


a9f3b5  No.15850621

>>15791321

ummm…. actually sweetie, evolution is moreso due to a change in the population's mean expression of an extant allele and not due to a spontaneous allele developing

at least you tried :)


412325  No.15857286

File: be9624c7c79ea07⋯.png (23.78 KB, 766x564, 383:282, be9624c7c79ea07c3e3d66abb1….png)

>>15850621

>sweetie


8c5bba  No.15859101


8a347d  No.15859128

>>15836450

>Murders some of the last trained surgeons in the world to save Ellie.

>Betrays his ex-lover and the movement just to save one person who's death has a chance of benefiting the world.

There's no heroes in that universe.

Besides, they're going to make Joel out to be the hero anyway with some nonsense like " They couldn't have done anything anyway" or "the science was wrong to begin with"


cde053  No.15859136

>>15859128

>Besides, they're going to make Joel out to be the hero anyway

Nah they'll probably throw him under the bus the same way TWD threw Kenny under the bus.


bf436e  No.15859216

>>15787564

>The one real chance to save the species

>Joel doesn't let them harvest her brain

>Joel still let her become a lesbian

Why is Joel such an evil retard? He at the very least could have ensured that she was raised properly and had lots of children. Instead, he let her turn into a turbo dyke and further doomed humanity. Also, why did they have to harvest all of her brain in the first one? I thought they just wanted a piece of the fungi that attached itself to her brain. They had access to all of the knowledge needed to make more brain surgeons. If no one was qualified at the time, they could have trained several of their doctors until they were ready. It's not like everyone forgot how to read and write.

>>15787608

I'm hoping they introduce clone Ellies, so that players can let the dyke die and instead create an Ellie army.

>>15788505

The first one had some good ideas, but it was too short to flesh a lot of them out. Joel is tasked with getting her to some doctors, and he knows what that means. Their dumb leader decides to turn on Joel rather than lying to him like the idiot she is. Joel has murdered how many people by that point? The entire ending and final level was a mess in terms of storyline. It would have made more sense for what's-her-face to let Joel and get him to relax while promising that they're going to do a minor surgery on her to retrieve a sample. That's all it would have taken for their plan to work out.

>>15803842

To be fair, the first mansion incident was out of their hands thanks to James Marcus. The G infection got out of control too quickly as well thanks to Birkins taking a dose before he died. Wesker was largely responsible for the fall of Rockfort Island and Alexia took out the Arctic base.

>>15821592

>thots grow old

That's what happens when women waste the best reproductive years of their life.

Also, Jade is 16, so that is considered pedophilia.

>September 24, 2001

>>15859136

>TWD threw Kenny under the bus

I don't really remember that. His ideas were sensible and he survives longer than old faggots who stole his boat and then got their just desserts. However, I don't think I played the latest game. I played the one where he drops off Clem at that one fortress city and then seems to wander off to die on his own.

>TWD threw Kenny under the bus


acb5fc  No.15860021

>>15859216

>Jade is 16

>so that is considered pedophilia

WEW LAD. How is a 16 pre-pubescent? She's in high school already.


82b881  No.15860329

>Implying the ending where joel doesn't fuck and impregnate her isn't canon

There is enough porn of that happening that I Just consider it canon


1e5085  No.15862015

should I bother playing first one?


f22110  No.15862833

>>15862015

If you have a soystation 3 or 4 I'd say yes just don't buy it new


119153  No.15864708

>>15862015

Only for the multiplayer.


09dc54  No.15864791

>>15822883

That's one young looking 70+ year old.


3dc300  No.15864800

just for the sake of argument: did they state the "gene" or whatever made her immune could be passed on?


396af3  No.15864810

>>15864800

I think it was said ITT, but she has some sort of brain parasite that eats the infection or something, so it's not hereditary.


1e5085  No.15866857

>>15864708

cfwd ps3 so I wont bother


d3eb1d  No.15868842

>>15864800

Not certain. Having white children is probably too oppressive to put in a game anyway.


d3eb1d  No.15868988

>>15864791

Probably got a few facelifts.


108f93  No.15870228

>>15787618

The first game was only popular because it invoked feelings of dad-mode in players. The Lezzing of Us is gonna bomb.


862c5a  No.15870334

>>15822888

>Can you imagine this kid just being some kind of violin playing savant?

He could be anything. He might grow up to cure cancer or merge general with special relativity, or become the next Hitler. And yet all these special-snowflake whiny fuckers here would have him killed just because his eyes are screwed up. You sure can tell when you're dealing with coddled milennial basement-dwellers whose only point of adversity in their life is having the hot pockets mommy microwaved for them come out a bit too hot.


5d237d  No.15871314

File: c311844b3de9b40⋯.gif (546.97 KB, 697x400, 697:400, Delicious.gif)

>>15787576

Post the video. You know the one.


5d237d  No.15871366

>>15822844

>You are like a little baby, watch this

>preferring shaved pubes makes you a pedo

Heh. Get on my level kiddo.

Pedophilia is entirely based on the difference in age, not puberty or legal age of consent.


5d237d  No.15871564

File: 38657da4385bb20⋯.jpg (55.63 KB, 413x570, 413:570, 1447020572590.jpg)

>>15788754

>>find out that they're going to let a group of strange, inexperienced med students kill her for the chance of a cure

>>find out that they're going to destroy everything you ever love once again

>>WTF SONY WHY CAN'T I PLAY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE JESUS AND MAKE ALL THE SELFLESS GOOD ACTS WAAAAAAH WAAAAAH

Who are the fuck are you quoting? Most anons aren't in favor of her getting her head cut open because it's a retarded "maybe it'll work" solution. Even the fucking OP says this. The solution most anons are suggesting is Ellie having children, which they fucked up for good goy points by making Ellie be solely a dyke, cutting out humanity's only known way of becoming immune and good chance of surviving the current apocalypse.

>>15791890

>>>/cuckchannel/

>>15789194

>>>/blog/

>>15789093

She and whoever she fucks aren't the whole of the surviving population anon. There are other people not related to her and their children who have survived without the immunity gene which can fuck her kids. Immunity is not even required for survival, just extremely helpful. Well, that is assuming a strain of the zombie fungus that actively zombifies an otherwise healthy host doesn't become airborne.

>>15790699

Fun isn't a word they use at Naughty Dog.

>>15791705

They have human cloning technology already? And it has survived the apocalypse?

>>15791776

Is this even revealed in the main game itself? I never got very far into this boring schlock. If the parasite is just in her brain how does it stop infection in the rest of the body? How does it reproduce? I can't imagine it reproduces by transferring hosts upon something eating a human brain, thus possibly necessitating her head be cut open to get to it, seeing as how there's no simple food chain leading straight back to humans. If it's a human parasite instead of a random human mutation, why isn't it widespread or known at all? Why isn't it adversely affecting her health? It's a fucking brain parasite. The only food it can get that isn't her brain is zombie fungus, and that's only when she happens to get infected. This parasite angle only creates a tons of hard to answer questions and has to be the most retarded thing they've done yet in order to justify their brain dead plot and agenda pushing. Unless these questions are answered in more retarded ways that complicate things and cause contradictions even further >>15791814 and >>15791835 are prefectly reasonable solutions that would also destroy their plot. Got a video of when the parasite part is explained? Also,

>Has a brain parasite

>Gets a mental illness

Top fucking wew. Image related.

>>15792402

>is that unintentionally "redpilled"

>>15792679

>No, leftists sometimes become so kosher, they loop back to being anti-semitic without noticing.

Is there a more all encompassing term or phrase for this than "strawman gone wrong"?

>>15822920

Wait a second. This game is faggy politics.

>>15860021

>>15871366


a33d31  No.15871687

>>15871564

>They have human cloning technology already? And it has survived the apocalypse?

We had as early as 2008 but it's considered unethical and it's only done now to produce stem cells. The most method now is to engineer skin cells into IPS cells and implant them into an embryo which becomes a chimera with a mix of DNA. They were able to make an identical clone by using defective embryos. If they never managed to secure a DNA sequencer they could always use the more primitive Dolly Method.


e49ee3  No.15873162

>>15871687

>unethical

i.e. a threat to the jews


5d237d  No.15873673

>>15873162

>>unethical

>i.e. a threat to the jews

Is fucking toddlers a threat to the Jews too?


5077c4  No.15873770

>>15873673

Let me break it down for you.

Everything I like:

A threat to the Jews and a victory for freedom.

Everything I don't like:

Horrible Jewish Marxist tricks for good goys.




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