e0781b No.15767021
https://steamcommunity.com/games/261550/announcements/detail/1696064733688646421
http://archive.is/yZe08
They've previous confirmed you can play as your child if the PC dies, and the child (unfortunately a victim of random face generation squared), has a sword so you don't have to wait till the child is a teenager. I'm sure mods will let you play as a loli straight away.
d1538d No.15767035
>>15767021
>nigger dad
not cool
e0781b No.15767054
>>15767035
I think he's just a deeply tanned. He's from the desert culture and has no black features.
https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/41
fec4de No.15767057
>Bannerlord
>Banner
>Ban
Bane?
e5c32d No.15767061
Shit, so we can finally play as child soldiers, that sounds fun.
ba5a6a No.15767073
>Everything must be filtered though my completely warped weeb sensibilities
>I'm so fucking broken in the brain that all children I see are "lolis" and I want to stick my tiny cock in them
>It is literally impossible for me to take a normal look at things around me
f12aab No.15767111
> Children are something we have been working on for some time now and to finally see them implemented and working in-game has been a really rewarding experience. We have plenty to talk about in terms of dynasties and how children will work as a feature in the game, but we will save that for a later date.
I don't think you'll play as the kid while he is a kid. It's more likely that when the kid grows up you can retire and play as him or something, or you can make him a lord or he can backstab you if you were a giant faggot of a dad.
9d4ab6 No.15767129
>>15767111
If you were a faggot how do you have a kid
e524b4 No.15767137
>>15767021
I just want to impregnate a harem of waifus. Modders better not disappoint me.
f12aab No.15767142
>>15767129
Rape a man so hard he becomes pregnant
7b3b84 No.15767160
That's fuckin awesome. I hope you can kill enemy lords. And then I hope there's an option/mod to kill their family if they really piss you off.
e5c32d No.15767163
>>15767160
Better yet, the kid gits gud and tries to avenge his dad.
6c5a2f No.15767176
e0781b No.15767183
>>15767107
>unfortunately a victim of random face generation squared
3381ba No.15767185
>>15767021
>kidnapping children and using them as a bargaining chip when?
68bb6f No.15767189
>>15767160
million times this. hated how my strategy becomes just jail every lord for life because if i let them go they will betray me and they will have inflated troop numbers i can never match without an npc lord following me
7b3b84 No.15767194
>>15767185
This is a really good point. It would be great if you could take on wards from your lords under you so that you could ensure loyalty.
9f4b5a No.15767197
>>15767163
or you can kill the dad then marry the daughter
IMAGINE the posibilities, Bannerlord: Crusader Kings 2 edition levels of political shit like that.
68bb6f No.15767201
>>15767197
> marry the daughter
c3d664 No.15767246
Do we have a release date set for this yet? Or even a business quarter and year?
9f4b5a No.15767247
e882b4 No.15767254
>Turkroach game
Naw, fuck off
daf1b0 No.15767270
98a684 No.15767276
>>15767028
>he keeps reposting his own image
cf6b9d No.15767306
>>15767054
Don’t pussyfoot around it. He’s just a sandnigger.
cb1d99 No.15767316
ccadce No.15767337
Child soldiers?
Reminder that Koko got blacked
c03ccf No.15767350
>>15767340
>half of cuckchan
I see what you did there
80f08d No.15767398
>>15767073
They don't even see the potential in this
Imagine cucking a lord to raise your child and then taking over his kingdom once he dies and your child becomes the successor.
ccadce No.15767416
>>15767073
>Mio in the background
I don't remember this image having that and I also don't remember it hurting me as much when it didn't have Mio
42797a No.15767453
>>15767021
The fuck happened here
>>15767160
They don't even let you kill lords in the base game.
596313 No.15767454
>>15767398
>in five generations you end up owning the entire world from strategic marriages
Even if they don't make it that detailed I'm sure some mod will. I can't fucking wait
cc79b1 No.15767527
>>15767073
>he doesn't want to fuck a cute little girl who is literally begging for it
Are you a gay or something?
98a684 No.15767599
>>15767545
>has to sage and project because he thinks this is reddit
f12aab No.15767606
>>15767545
>Pure coincidence
0ad776 No.15767612
When can I play as a sexy warrior toddler?
7b3b84 No.15767624
>>15767620
She's a little bit cuter than the goblin in the intro, but yea I thought so too.
7e5ec2 No.15767643
>>15767620
Watch out, you will upset /tv/ fags for days with that.
cc79b1 No.15767655
>>15767643
Thought it was just that one Hungarian faggot?
2d411d No.15767683
>>15767054
to /v/ anyone not a specific shade of white is a nigger
Even Marina, despite having the same face as Pearl
c99ab4 No.15767685
This actually sounds like a really cool feature. Can't wait for CK2 with gameplay.
c03ccf No.15767687
>>15767683
>marina isnt a nigger
Top b8
b222b0 No.15767783
>>15767620
I mean, she's not absolutely terrible, but I'm in burgerstan so I take what I can get.
2d411d No.15767787
>>15767687
Her nose isn’t wide enough
3b4468 No.15767788
>>15767620
Okay realtalk: What is it with people of younger generations developing these fucking weirdly spaced eyes? It looks like a genetic defect.
9aba9d No.15767792
cf6b9d No.15767793
>>15767788
It’s FAS I’m pretty sure but I’m no expert on the matter.
83bda8 No.15767796
>>15767788
FAS, combined with shit Anglokike genetics. Maybe a little something in the water here and there as well.
0ad776 No.15767810
>>15767788
>looks like
It is.
3b4468 No.15767821
>>15767792
>Doesn't check IDs
>Calls others faggots
Totally organic poster, not at all from another place.
86c1cf No.15767937
>>15767620
Never read SoI&F/watched GoT, but it's interesting to learn that this fantasy universe has goblins. Also, anyone who's shocked at this game having ugly faces needs to go back to cuckchan.
fe3cd2 No.15768071
>>15767028
Lolis are the guardian of every website, if they die dark times are coming soon
98a684 No.15768350
>>15767788
>>15767791
>people so desperate to get a slight buzz off alcohol they risk their entire kid's life
Will never understand it so long as I live
3b4468 No.15771406
>>15768350
I posted examples of Jacobsen Syndrome, not FAS.
812edc No.15771668
>tfw you dont need recruit more vassals you just fuck and pop children till you have enough to take over
d15734 No.15771714
>>15771291
What movie is this from?
>>15771484
Shit/10
908857 No.15771745
>>15771714
You can find it just by looking up the quote, come on lad
c13c4d No.15771753
>>15767796
>shit Anglokike genetics
I resent that remark
a2e871 No.15771868
>>15771714
>Doesn't even know about Seven Samurai
>Thinks his opinion matters
You probably thought The Magnificent Seven was an original story :^)
ad2eec No.15771954
Really hoping this is not just for the player character. I'd love to be able to kill a lord I hate instead of either sucking his dick of jailing him for life like in warband. Hell, you could have actual vendettas between dynasties.
>child features based on features of parents
So we're getting an eugenics simulator as well?
4b3218 No.15771977
At this point I believe the game might dethrone Elder Scrolls as the number one unintended sex game. We will see how much modders will be able to do, but I believe loverslab will be all over this.
fe3cd2 No.15772073
>>15771493
>loli
>normalfag
ok, what I'm missing? outside of japan it's hard to imagine that
3a87cb No.15772129
>>15772113
>Meme fetish
>A literal crime in some countries
It's okay anon, it's real in your mind
98a684 No.15772137
>>15771406
Point still stands.
be9cb6 No.15772276
>>15772073
>>15772123
It's just weak bait, stop responding to it. Never give an anti-loli fag validation.
1e17b7 No.15772405
Quit responding to shit bait faggots. The fact that he's reposting his own capped post should have been a pathetic enough clue that derailment is his goal.
cd96cc No.15773697
>>15772129
>a crime in some countries
Kind of like homosexuality, and we all know how rare it is for normalfags to support that.
a2e871 No.15776375
>>15773697
>This is your brain on Hollywood
6a2e80 No.15776679
boy i sure hope these exciting new awesome top america's favorite' features that no one asked for don't cause a neglect of basic gameplay and functions like a non-hardcoded fov and the ability to turn of the totally amazing loved iconic goty cinematic motion blur
870720 No.15776725
>>15767398
Now this is podracing
870720 No.15776735
>>15767454
>Mount and blade cuckedlord. A game where you cuck mighty kings from different ethnicities as your children become the rulers of the land.
This is actually brilliant.
f8e8e7 No.15776786
>>15776679
do you even know what game you're talking about?
f1a654 No.15776839
>>15767398
>>15767454
I bet you we'll have The Sims 3 changelog-tier nerfs where they'll awkwardly write down:
>Lords now have a chance to execute child once they find out it's your child.
>>15767073
>If you like lolis you must specifically only like lolis and think of other little girls in the real world as lolis.
Damn this is some hardcore projecting son.
6a2e80 No.15777713
>>15776786
I know the more I hear about it the less I care. If I want to play m&b i'll boot up the copy i've had installed for 8 years. I don't give a fuck about playing as a child. Do you? I want a game that doesn't sacrifice basic mechanics for bullshit like this. Mark my words it's going to be a fucking disaster.
b222b0 No.15777734
>>15771493
woahhhh....
ur so epic.....
862b89 No.15777802
>>15777790
This was my immediate thought too
>Hey wait isn't Louisiana and all the black states down there
5bf8cc No.15777833
>>15777790
>niggers in the middle of Alaska
0f74fe No.15777862
>>15777833
The federal government will ship niggers anywhere in the country
dc05e1 No.15777871
>>15771493
>loli
>everyone will call you a pedophile for liking it
>Steam will ban loli VN's even if they don't even have obscene content in them
>Most people will cheer because they're okay with censorship as long as they don't like the content being censored
>legal in the US but normalfags pretend it isn't
>illegal in UK
>illegal in Sweden, where the court almost went out of their way to define drawings as actual people that could be expolited
>illegal in Poland, which appoints anthropologists to determine the age of fucking drawings
>illegal in Norway, which doesn't even require loli drawings to depict a sexual act to be punishable by law
>illegal in New Zealand
>normalfag fetish
dc05e1 No.15777888
31dcc3 No.15777889
>>15777871
>vns arent videogames
dc05e1 No.15777897
>>15777889
>misusing greentext
>implying censorship is okay depending on the medium
31dcc3 No.15777942
>>15777897
>misusing greentext
809d5c No.15783809
>>15767337
I don't know, the light iris implies that Jonah is pure blooded Afgani, which is basically ancient greek mixed with persians.
19633c No.15783817
>>15777897
>misusing greentext
ffdbcf No.15783836
>>15777897
>misusing greentext