/v/ - Video Games

>game is called X

>you don't actually X

>>15751304

It's named after the science project in the first game's story, Far Cry.

It's a single to other Jews that they own private islands filled with underage slave meat.

Far Cry from a decent game.

>>15751519

What you don't like the braindead ai with x-ray vision and samey levels intermixed with generic corridor sections?

>Mario Bros

>his real name is actually Mario Mario

Why would they do this?

>Anonymous Agony

>you're not anonymous, you're using a fake identity

>Layton Brothers

>you play as a girl with a fat ass

>Cool Spot

>it's bogus

>>15751344

*signal*

>Crusader Kings

Do not have to play as a christian, and even then crusades are a secondary feature. Don't even have to play as a king.

>Half-Life

<You're fully alive

>Quake

<No Quakes

>Doom

<Everythings fine at the end

>Starcraft

<You don't make stars

>Fallout

<It's not about a lost friendship

>Deus Ex ("God of")

<There is no God

>Super Mario 64

<he's short Mario the whole game (not "Super") and there's 120 stars

>Goldeneye

<You have normal eyes

>Legend of Zelda

<they're all about a dude named Link

>MegaMan

<you're some child robot

>Street Fighter

<Tournement fighting

>Excitebike

<snooze fest

>Donkey Kong Country

<King K Rool's Country

Dreamcast was full of retarded titles that had nothing to do with anything.

>blue stinger

>dynamite cop

>tech romancer

>jet set radio

>>15751304

>Nintendo(u)

>任天堂

>任 = obligation, duty, responsibility, charge

>天堂 = heaven, paradise

>"Heaven's duty"

>implying romsites are somehow the work of a great evil

>implying that the censoring of any type of suggestive content - everything from slight depictions of blood, to drug use, adult themes, and the scantily clad characters - is absolutely sacrosanct and above scrutiny

>implying that the systematic sanitization of entertainment, of anything that may potentially be deemed unpalatable in a global context, so that it may be curated for an unsuspecting audience is a noble and essential task for all artists

>implying that catering to the lowest common denominator won't recede the underpinnings of the very culture that once allowed such success to be attained in the first place isn't a menacing and greedy tactic that only serves the well being of the investors and stock holders

Well, I guess this makes sense in some context.

>>15752203

>Deus Ex ("God of")

<There is no God

Did you ever beat the game? You either become God or blow it up.

>>15751357

>>>/cuckchan/

>Ace Attorney

<Phoenix is a rookie for the original trilogy

<Mia is a rookie when you play as her

<Apollo is a rookie

<Athena is a rookie

<You play as Edgeworth for one case, and he's a rookie as an attorney

>>15752209

The Dreamcast itself is a retarded name. What does it mean to cast a dream? Is a dream a spell? Is the console so fucking boring it's going to put me to sleep?

>Fortnite

But it only takes a day to turn you into a giant faggot, not a whole fortnight

>RDR 2

<is actually RDR 3

>Black

<Isn't even greyscale

>Rolling Thunder

<No rolling, no thunder

>yakuza 0

>there are heaps of yakuzas

>>15751338

What the hell - first time I notice that long subtitle in the JP boxart. Did the Vita version also have a subtitle?

>>15752231

Granted - it's actually valid 'romanized' Hymmnos. (the conlang created by the Tsuchiya. It's ridiculously complex). Qoga means 'end'.

Anyway, if you want nonsense names, just try anything Kingdom Hearts:

>Dream Drop Distance

>358/2 (so basically 179?)

>II.8 (mixed roman and arabic numerals, wtf)

>>15751561

That's because you can't read. The age they were living in was named Dragon Age because a dragon was sighted at the start of it.

So why was this thread bumplocked? As usual no explanation despite the videogame related topic. I’ll just make the thread later unless someone gives a proper explanation.

>>15752384

Though using "qoga" for AT3's title doesn't really make much sense since it's a word found only in Pastalie songs, which isn't a dislect known by anyone living in the game's region.

>>15753025

Well, that's NISA for you

They probably didn't understand jack shit about the EXA_PICO universe when 'translating' the games.

>>15751535

Using this logic:

>Donkey Kong

>Donkeys don't kong

>>15751558

>monster in my pocket

That's what I call mine too.

>>15752203

>Fallout

<It's not about a lost friendship

kek'd

>>15755087

Ah, I see now. In the thumbnail view it's almost imperceptible…