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b1c43a  No.15744326

Umbrella Corps

>Resident evil spin off to appeal to the E-sports community

>Pre-order bonus is the color red for painting weapons

>Made with the Unity engine

>Has Free to play levels of in game Purchases for Items

>Animations worse body than Mass effect Andromeda

>Crouching animation that looks like CD-i Zelda Link duck walk

>Crawling animation looks worse than most

PS2/N64 era 3D games

>Animation and lighting somehow got worse in the final game

>Retcon Albert Wesker death in Resident evil 5

Is there any other recent games that failed harder than Umbrella Corps?http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Umbrella_Corps

b1c43a  No.15744341

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Almost forgot. Zombie jamming radar now canon in Resident evil thanks too Umbrella Corps. http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jammer


02bfeb  No.15744401

File: 5257bfe9bde77c7⋯.jpg (10.5 KB, 300x169, 300:169, 1465258442931.jpg)

Sunshine.

>series' biggest problem is level theme variety

<let's abandon the little variety we have and make it all the same

<let's have few stages as well so we drag out the already bland settings

<since we lack stages, let's lock 20% of the game behind blue coins - the same two forgettable fucking tasks in the few bland stages we have - instead of actual fun missions

>Mario is known for having great music

<let's make the most forgettable soundtrack in the series

>movement is quite solid

<let's make it all meaningless because of FLUDD

<let's give the players a fucking mechanic that makes it impossible to fall and die in a platformer

<does that make the stages piss easy? well, let's have missions that take the whole gimmick of the game away, making you question why the fuck it's even there

<let's make the whole thing so painfully fucking easy that the only way a player can die is if they glitch through the lilypad

It's not like Galaxy/2 or the 3D Land/World were good either, but this has the most baffling design choices in the entire series.

Odyssey has the same problem with invalidating good (in that case, great) movement tech by making the main gimmick of the game transformations, which most of the time limit you to two actions. I get the whole Nintendo doesn't innovate thing gets to them, but shitty one-note gimmicks are not the way to do it.


e52aca  No.15744411

>>15744341

how the fuck do you jam a zombie? did the series ever go into any depth about how zombie brains work beyond "BIG GROWTH BIG EVOLUUUUTION'


b1c43a  No.15744427

>>15744411

I think zombies in Resident evil hunt by sound now. Thanks walking dead.


c90fd0  No.15744435

Xenosaga II

>combat is a slow, plodding mess that made regular encounters take as long as boss battles in other games

>plot is equally spastic and retreads many of the same points as the first game because Takahashi's wife had been fired as main writer and Takahashi himself left halfway through development (this was also a problem in XSIII)

>Jr and Albedo were cool characters, but didn't need nearly a full game devoted to developing them

>soundtrack of the playable content was meh despite an amazing Kajiura sountrack for the cutscenes

>garbage combat system so bad that it deserves mentioning twice for how much of a detriment it was to the game as a whole


b1c43a  No.15744436

>>15744401

Mario sunshine legacy is making Bowser Jr a popular character and normalizing Princess peach X bowser ship.


3a740d  No.15744442

File: 97b76889d21e946⋯.jpg (53.19 KB, 496x749, 496:749, Fuck You.jpg)

File: fcc0ffc8e994733⋯.png (393.99 KB, 497x759, 497:759, Fuck You.png)

File: 361a22b5d6593b8⋯.gif (2.06 MB, 450x253, 450:253, Fuck You.gif)

File: 55ceff864898796⋯.png (497.7 KB, 419x610, 419:610, Donte the Demon Killer.png)

>>15744326

QUE TE JODAN


f343fd  No.15744443

>>15744411

Zombies hate rasberries


e52aca  No.15744447

quints


c1bc72  No.15744450

>>15744447

Where the quints at


b1c43a  No.15744456

>>15744442

You do know the Devil May Cry Netflix series will probably be a edgy cringeworthy version of DmC with far less subtle woke political themes?


3a740d  No.15744505

File: 3d4af61a1903877⋯.jpg (60.15 KB, 594x683, 594:683, Netflix Adaptation.jpg)

>>15744456

It's Netflix, what else did you expect?


b1c43a  No.15744514

>>15744505

I hate to think what Netflix Resident evil will be like. You know it’s coming after devil may cry.


f1703e  No.15744531

>>15744326

Pretty sure it was just Capcom trying to see if the Unity engine was any good for them. The models/textures are nice but the animations are so fucking awful its unplayable and the levels are tiny as fuck, seems like they wanted the competitive shooter audience or some shit but CS:GO has that shit locked down tight.


18286a  No.15744620

Lunar Dragon Song. Even if you know nothing about the series that piece of shit is legitimately one of the worst games ever made.


3a14e4  No.15744640

File: ea8741d13537c6c⋯.webm (7.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Light meets Ryuk (Netflix….webm)

>>15744505

When is E;R going to make the last part for his Death Note review?


55a81a  No.15744744

File: 7304d753ad73cbc⋯.jpg (39.27 KB, 711x400, 711:400, 65156156.jpg)

>>15744326

I'd still rather play Umbrella Corps than RE7.


90e371  No.15744837

>>15744326

it's a shame, the IDEA of multiplayer deathmatch with zombies as obstacles is really appealing to me but it obviously didn't work out


9034e2  No.15744919

File: f4fdb65bea179c5⋯.jpg (669.06 KB, 1487x4043, 1487:4043, Umbrella-four-eyes.jpg)

File: 8065ec36b483d15⋯.jpg (2.5 MB, 8232x4856, 1029:607, uss___1_by_indiana69-d3idu….jpg)

>>15744744

Operation Raccoon City was better.


90e371  No.15744940

>>15744919

>four eyes

>isn't even wearing glasses

who came up with these codenames


fcd508  No.15744959

>>15744514

>Umbrella build a wall for glompard glompf to turn minorities into zombies?


18286a  No.15744963

>>15744959

I'm almost positive the plot to one of the movies was literally this.


b1c43a  No.15744968

>>15744959

>>Umbrella build a wall for glompard glompf to turn minorities into zombies?

The last live action Resident evil movie retcon Umbrella CEO as a conservative christian. Not even kidding.


dcb2ba  No.15744997

File: 6b971be3d0a042f⋯.png (6.36 MB, 1920x9249, 640:3083, The one time someone actua….png)

>>15744326

Did Someone Say Umbrella Corps!

Really though as jank as it looks, if you where actually able to get into a stable match with 6 people the game wasn't bad, It had cool ideas like the moment options and the Brainer attacking/countering. it's just it's the kind of game that is the exact opposite of what RE fans want, save for someone like me who is really likes H.U.N.K and the whole tactical aspects of Umbrella.

The biggest problem was it's very cheaply made singleplayer content, but i'v seen games that are far worse.


06e180  No.15745046

>>15744640

But people were laughing. Don't you get it, if they aren't laughing what is keeping them invested in the plot?

Also it's telling that at the actor is barely containing a smile during the end of his scene


b1c43a  No.15745452

>>15744919

Wasn’t operation raccoon city rushed to meet a deadline?


b1c43a  No.15745456

>>15744997

That pretty impressive considering the community for the game is dead.


20aa55  No.15745477

File: ff9fedd48cceade⋯.jpg (17.98 KB, 510x512, 255:256, 43547374337374.jpg)

>>15744640

So they not only blacked it but they also turned(tried) it into a comedy?


ab986d  No.15745524

>>15744919

Operation Raccoon City is objectively bad. It's a Gears of War clone with clunky handling, inaccurate gore physics and they ruined any potential that the story had by putting Leon in it just for fanservice.

I still loved it though. It's my guilty pleasure. I've never played any other game which has you play as a group of grouchy ass holes who gun down US soldiers for the sake of a cover-up.


f1d3e8  No.15745695

>>15744326

>Retcon Albert Wesker death in Resident evil 5

wut?


d5d4ac  No.15745737

>>15744401

Sunshine is still better than the Galaxy and 3D games.


ab2f70  No.15746342

>>15744411

T-virus zombies have enhanced senses even if they move at the speed of a turtle. They can see you just fine despite their eyes looking dead white and their enhanced hearing, and sense of smell is how they determine fellow zombies from non-infected humans.

This was before the Walking Dead was ever a thing.


f05b43  No.15746384

>>15744640

You know I get the feeling E;R doesn't actually watch or play any of the things he rags about, he just goes through the highlights and puts a cool kids /pol/ spin on it and drags it out for 20 or so minutes.


5ec24e  No.15746390

File: 2ebb7313729f3ed⋯.jpg (129.05 KB, 640x625, 128:125, mega man 8.jpg)

There's quite a lot of games in the Mega Man series that I genuinely hate, but if I had to pick any single one it would be Mega Man 8, because it basically was the dividing line between a once-good series and an avalanche of trash that came after it.


5ec24e  No.15746401

>>15744640

Why does Willem Dafoe keep signing off on garbage like this? He embarrassed the fuck out of himself with that David Cage movie too.


7a2fdc  No.15746480

File: f3ad8bcd820bacf⋯.png (247.46 KB, 927x922, 927:922, 1%.png)

>>15744997

>>15745456

>That's impressive

No it's not, the achievements aren't hard (50 wins is as rare as obtaining all of the achievements) and taking an opportunity to do something stupid is more baffling than impressive, but I wouldn't care either way. Just that there are far harder things to accomplish, especially if they include multiplayer exclusive achievement in a dead game.

>>15744919

Wrong.


7a2fdc  No.15746482

>>15744997

>>15746480

Correction, getting all the medals is impressive, but still an extremely stupid thing to do.


cd34fd  No.15746486

Not too related and not part of a series but has anyone played AMY? Dammit that game is frustrating


94f6d5  No.15746497

>>15746390

Is there anything wrong with Mega Man 8 specifically? I remember enjoying this quite a lot.


7a2fdc  No.15746505

>>15746482

However, getting the last achievement implies getting all the medals and 1 in 12 people that have played just a bit got every achievement, so eh.


8bbb74  No.15746685

File: 9513354e8d060d3⋯.jpg (88.6 KB, 456x450, 76:75, 1446325683064-0.jpg)

>>15744919

Too bad there's not more porn, those designs are great


8bbb74  No.15746696

>>15746384

the autistic details are too strong, I think its real


78d7ec  No.15746895

>>15745524

US soldiers and policemen that are trying to help and evacuate civilians mind you.

Operation raccoon city was a wasted opportunity.


18286a  No.15747087

>>15747079

Go derail a different thread.


3a5039  No.15747114

>>15746384

kill yourself, (((Gem)))


9034e2  No.15747143

File: c76ed3c5a62ef1f⋯.jpg (302.43 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 6992466767_e3c65d2b3b_b.jpg)

>>15745524

>clunky handling

and somehow it was better than the rest of the RE games. I've always hated the over-the-shoulder camera with the low FOV

>I've never played any other game which has you play as a group of grouchy ass holes who gun down US soldiers for the sake of a cover-up.

Yeah I liked that too.


78d7ec  No.15747166

File: dd5a8a817e18788⋯.jpg (24.39 KB, 327x257, 327:257, 1533740574.jpg)

>>15747143

>ORC

>better than the other RE games

Hot damn what an amazing shit taste.


33fbeb  No.15747173

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>>15744401

><let's make the most forgettable soundtrack in the series

At least this track is definitely among the most memorable. It will be burned in your brain forever, always bringing back those absolutely miserable moments of seething frustration.




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