8c7457 No.15719053
This threads a bit late but anyways
HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY DOVAHKIIN
d788a7 No.15719066
Kid's now going to school. How do you think he's dealing with it?
41d329 No.15719073
>>15719053
Why is he so fucking red?
415e16 No.15719079
>>15719073
=RED WITH RAGE!
d788a7 No.15719081
>>15719073
Because he's been shouting
44a2ff No.15719085
>>15719053
This guy is going to go and do great things in his lifetime.
24fcdc No.15719090
>>15719073
Ever watch This House Has People In It? I think the family friend is this kid's dad.
d788a7 No.15719091
>>15719085
Like assassinate Todd Howard?
77d28c No.15719099
>>15719081
that's not a pun
hell that's not even a joke
that's nothing you're nothing
format your computer and never post again
then legitimately consider killing yourself
dda464 No.15719103
He'll be posting here with us in the next 8 years.
693097 No.15719105
>>15719091
That would be poetic
4c9b3e No.15719111
>>15719090
>This House Has People In It
Really enjoyed it myself
f588e1 No.15719134
>it's been 7 years already
Fucking hell mate. I don't want to be depressed this late at night.
44a2ff No.15719144
>>15719091
Think about it, he's a living magnet for meme magic. Just like how the Berniebabie died of crib death.
60f6ae No.15719172
>>15719053
How long till he gets bullied to suicide.
d13947 No.15719178
>>15719053
Happy Birthday you meme-loving fuck, sorry about the name. I wonder if he gets bullied at school now, or if he just goes by his middle name instead.
>>15719144
>Just like how the Berniebabie died of crib death.
I have not heard this story, do tell
a58925 No.15719653
>>15719099
All the Fus-ro-dah-ing made him red in the face?
e629d2 No.15719655
>>15719653
No the parents just set the skin tone slider to max by accident.
72c025 No.15719666
whats the likely chances of him playing skyrim and realizing "this is shit"
37fb26 No.15719687
>>15719053
I feel bad for this kid to be born and raised by such faggot parents.
9595a7 No.15719717
Skyrim is a good game, but Daggerfall is better and I am installing it right now
For Free
Fuck you Todd and fuck you faggots.
52234c No.15719739
>>15719666 (hail'd)
with the way video games are going, skyrim is probably going to be comparatively good when he's grown up
693097 No.15719866
e2da95 No.15719883
>>15719717
It was Bethesda themselves who made Daggerfall and Arena free. Based Todd.
da9e96 No.15719889
>>15719053
Oh good. I forgot to make a thread so it's good that you caught it.
ee828b No.15719925
>>15719053
>>15719079
>>15719081
>>15719085
>This guy is going to go and do great things in his lifetime
>Bronies created a generation of new school shooters
Skyrim will give us the new Hitler
9b3740 No.15719933
>>15719925
these people being able to breed just shows you that all you have to do to get laid is walk outside of your fucking house every now and again
728bd5 No.15719947
Did the parents even get the DLC for Skyrim and Fallout 4 free? What about the games by subsidiaries? If they destroyed the kid's life for a copy of Fallout 4, TES Online (before it went buy to play no less) and Fallout 76 it's even more hilarious.
ee828b No.15719948
>>15719717
>>15719178
>Happy Birthday you meme-loving fuck, sorry about the name. I wonder if he gets bullied at school now, or if he just goes by his middle name instead.
At least his parents were not Bronies or furries.
>>15719933
Indeed. Incels shouldn’t even exist. There girls desperate enough to accept any guy. You just have to look for them in the first place. Also hookers exist.
5a9a92 No.15719952
>>15719925
That shit is old, I wonder how old the child is.
ee828b No.15719964
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>>15719952
>>15719952
Better question would be how soon until kids named after my little pony character go full school shooter? Be grateful FNAF fandom mostly young kids too young to breed.
b61714 No.15719976
>>15719948
>These people have had children
<I'm still a virgin
5a9a92 No.15719992
>>15719976
If it makes you feel better, the wife was probably a smelly, blue-haired wail.
If you want you can do a small experiment, go to a park, mall or any other crowded place, and look at the ugliest girls, you will notice that they lust for you, just as you lust for the prettiest girls, of course normally you ignore them(for good reason) so you feel like nobody wants you, it's just that nobody more attractive than you wants you.
256a19 No.15720011
>>15719976
But Anon, what about becoming a wizard?
fa1dc8 No.15720012
>>15719964
Shining Dash means the kid is named after Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash, two of the worst characters in the entire series, so probably not too long, depending on the gun laws in her state.
Is that better or worse than:
>being born to a professional Magic: The Gathering player
>named after an obscure community nickname for a colour combination from a series of sets that managed to be both mediocre and hated
>your dad starts flying around the world to do coverage of MTG events for Wizards of the Coast because he's one of the few people in the business who isn't hopelessly autistic
>he meets some young bitch who can barely play the game but gets to do commentary because she has a pussy
>he cheats on his wife with this bitch
>he divorces his wife literally one year after marrying her
b5292c No.15720017
>>15720005
You can be a virgin and an incel.
Well, not even that. The only ones that can be virgins are women. I've never fucked anyone but people believe I've done it.
41321a No.15720037
>>15720017
Yes, virgin is good, because you're attractive. Incel means you're unfuckable and people know that, the anecdote you told me proves people see you as hot enough to want someone to ride your cock.
You should feel good about that
43307a No.15720046
>Sephiroth is now 12 years old
42354a No.15720054
>>15720046
He can pass it off as his parents just being massive christcucks, little dovakin can't.
9b3740 No.15720081
>>15720012
millennials and zeds were a bigger mistake than boomers
ee828b No.15720082
>>15720046
>>15720054
Sephiroth use to be a popular name among hippies and new Agers because it gender neutral in nature.
https://www.gpeters.com/names/baby-names.php?name=Sephiroth
b5abb0 No.15720138
Might as well use this thread for something useful.
Anyone here know how to make really pretty girls in skyrim like pic related? I'm thinking of downloading it and modding the hell out of it to make the virtual gf of my dreams, but don't know where to start fixing the ugly models, textures, limited dialog and awful animations. Anything to rebalance artificial difficulty would be useful too.
36a56a No.15720173
>>15719053
>>15719925
>>15719948
>>15720046
Stupid people have always had a history of naming their kids stupid things. During the 60s and 70s, you'd have shitty SF teens calling their kids stupid hippie names like "Running Moonwater" or "Alchemy Sage" or "Sequoia Skyriver" or some other fairy shit.
Then in the 80s, you had idiots naming their kids after their cars or any other name that basically guarantees their kids to the fate of being strippers forever. With shit like "Destiny Glow" or "Sapphire Mercedes" or "Tiffany Benz".
And now here we are with kids named shit like Sephiroth, Rainbow Dash, Dovahkiin and Aerith. Still slightly better than the other awful shit names like Jaydyn or Amylynnyn or Aaydyn or Cheese. Yeah, there's a shitass black family down my street that named their kid fucking Cheese.
a4c731 No.15720175
be153a No.15720177
>>15720138
nobody on 8/v/ is ever willing to help with mods. it's better to go over to /hcg/ for that stuff.
256a19 No.15720196
>>15720173
They probably really liked cheese.
b04740 No.15720203
>>15720173
Can't be as bad as people naming their kids after 2hus.
da8a05 No.15720215
>>15719717
>skyrim was a good game
castrate thyself
c50bb6 No.15720227
>>15719717
Anyone know how to take a game out of a dosbox wrapper? I have a dedicated PC for older games and dosbox makes them unplayable on it.
ee828b No.15720231
>>15720173
>Aerith
Pretty sure Aerith was a regular name before final fantasy 7 came out.
a6d7c9 No.15720240
>>15720231
Aerith was not
Aeris or Eris was, however. There were people named for the Greek goddess of strife and discord, which is honestly a better name for that walking plot device/love triangle machine than an anagram of "I Earth"
a6d7c9 No.15720248
>>15720227
I…what? You do know that DOSbox is an independent front-end that emulates DOS code, right? The programs are just sitting there in their directories, same as if they were straight off the floppy.
18f6ff No.15720260
We're going to see them turning up here, and soon enough 40 year old boomer NEETs will be posting decade old screenshots mocking the 20 something year old Dovahkiin's and Shining Dash's knowing that even their humiliation was immortalized on the internet at birth
What an age
ee828b No.15720270
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>>15720012
>Shining Dash means the kid is named after Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash, two of the worst characters in the entire series, so probably not too long, depending on the gun laws in her state.
>>15720260
Shining dash still has it worse than Dovahkiin. He was at least named after a elder scroll character. Shinning dash named after a MLP ship.
efd477 No.15720280
>>15720270
Neither are names that could pass off as normal. Using examples in this thread, valentine and naya could pass off as normal, but the others don't have a chance.
4b22e0 No.15720295
You could have prevented this. Shame your blood is still cursed. Toss in a spicy sauce for a great delight.
dff026 No.15720306
>>15720173
I should be disgusted but naming your kid cheese is just too funny.
4b22e0 No.15720308
>>15720260
I'd prefer 40yos to eternal newfags that only know from boards from KYM and leddit. Oldfags have and will continue to crush you into dust, leave you stuck in a 2-foot cube and you don't even have a veterans package. The asshole impact is why everyone wonders why memellenials have a rash of ass cancer.
dff026 No.15720311
>Stupid people have always had a history of naming their kids stupid things
Fess up anons, who got stuck with a shitty name they hated their entire life?
256a19 No.15720318
>>15720311
I've got a great, classic name that's a meme at this point. When people think of my country, they automatically think of that name.
4b22e0 No.15720320
>>15720311
Speaking of memellennials and boomers.
3ebe24 No.15720328
I've always wanted to name my kid "Dio" though more from the singer and less from JOJO.
I'm allowed though, since I'm a Spaghetti sluper
and it's not like I'm ever going to breed anyway
574463 No.15720331
My parents named me Mario, which is a perfectly normal italian name
but no one in my family is italian, we have never been to italy, they don't even like pasta and they named my brother Luigi and had us wear red and green clothes as babies constantly
e2d27d No.15720338
>>15720280
I always thought he could just be really insistent that his name is "Donovan" and his parents are SUPER Dyslexic.
>>15720311
I have A really common name and I hate it. Granted I'd probably take it over Masterchief Moonrover
256a19 No.15720339
>>15720331
>and they named my brother Luigi and had us wear red and green clothes as babies constantly
And now you're browsing /v/.
These kids are definitely coming there in a few years.
4b22e0 No.15720341
The only answer to that is someone that don't live still no more themselves.
fd3403 No.15720343
>>15719053
Does Dovahkiin get life time free Bethesda games or is this only for his parents?
7ade6b No.15720347
Anyone got that screengrab of a furry who was homeschooling his kid and trying to teach him everything about furries?
cedeb6 No.15720355
>>15720203
They have real names you know.
574463 No.15720365
>>15720355
>Patchouli Knowledge
>Wriggly Nightbug
>Clownpiece
>Medicine Melancholy
>Sunny Milk
>ORANGE
4b22e0 No.15720405
Don't let females name children and don't name children after your 2D unless it fits you're a yellowjew yourself. You know how ez it is to find a good Latinized name for anything?
69322c No.15720409
>>15720012
that grinning soyface is giving me violent urges.
e629d2 No.15720445
>>15720177
Maybe you should play games that aren't shit.
7ade6b No.15720446
>>15719066
much better than this kid
e746b4 No.15720447
>>15720365
>Aya Showmeyourmoves
b3e1b1 No.15720453
>Not naming your kid Douglas.
Y'all niggers never gonna win a F-Zero race.
cc17a7 No.15720466
>>15719103
>>15719134
>it's been seven years
>we'll still be here in eight more
7fbcdd No.15720468
>>15720446
You know the kid knows something is wrong when he feels the beard scratch on his head and he has that look on his face.
ee828b No.15720472
>>15720446
>Baby not even a week old
>baby already dead inside
041d4b No.15720479
>>15720280
Dash can kinda pass as normal. By American naming convention that is.
000000 No.15720489
>>15720466
You're here forever
66aa2e No.15720497
>>15720446
dad looks a little faggy but whatever
>after being in labor for 7 magical days
Ah, I can see why he has the kid
>I finally had a cesarean section
419e4e No.15720523
>>15719933
Anon, bronies and similar autism groups are a magnet for broads that are either too autistic to get a guy normally or are too ugly to score. How the hell do you think fujoshis breed? These autists never have to try getting a girl as the girl will throw herself at them, usually picking the least ugly autist and going "wanna date?" or similar, knowing he's never ever gonna refuse as they're all low confidence permavirgins.
a39c80 No.15720529
>>15720012
>Shining Armor
Makes me wonder whether there's in universe characters that are called Greasy Wrench or Sweaty Overalls.
Just goes to show how much of a hackjob that show was/is. How hard can it be to come up with original names?
a39c80 No.15720532
>>15719976
>Wanting to lose your virginity
a39c80 No.15720538
>>15720331
Could be worse.
Are you at least from Brooklyn?
4b22e0 No.15720615
Just 'cuz this lined up magically with both playan.
256a19 No.15720633
>>15720446
This fucking timeline, man.
4b22e0 No.15720635
>>15720579
What got commied? I haven't closed the thread yet.
4b22e0 No.15720647
>>15720633
In an age of horrors, beautiful things are born of it. Having a yid BO that is in a diabetic brainplace makes it all the more special.
256a19 No.15720654
2da4b5 No.15720669
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>>15720012
>Shining Dash means the kid is named after Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash, two of the worst characters in the entire series, so probably not too long, depending on the gun laws in her state.
I was an underage when the show came out and I used to watch it during my edgy teenager phase it still hurts does it ever stop anons? Or am I damned to suffer for the sins of my youth? but to this day I do not understand why the people liked this stupid rainow colored bitch. It's like you took the most annoying and obnoxious archetype for a character and then forced the most obnoxious design onto her. And jeez, you really need some talent to fuck up a fucking tomboy.
256a19 No.15720680
>>15720669
>Or am I damned to suffer for the sins of my youth?
You are. Just be glad that no one else knows about them.
a39c80 No.15720687
>>15720669
You're not alone, friend. And no, the shame will probably not subside.
I quit after Season two and went through a serious existential crisis as my brain was doing chemotherapy. How about you?
4b22e0 No.15720691
>>15720680
No, you are here forever now. That's the hurt you turn upside down.
575ccf No.15720700
>>15720687
I went for a bit more until I gradually lost interest. I realized that it's just an american moe show with horses and without all The charm of an actual moe show the only thing that it really do was give the characters distinct personalities based on simple archetypes and then did literally nothing with it. Ale character development was always conveniently forgotten and it had no attention to detail. It was just not very well written.
419e4e No.15720709
>>15720700
It was well written until the kikes at Hasbro fired Lauren Faust after s2 and the show turned into a garbage heap of fanservice and shallow writing. Holy shit, did it take a nosedive.
4b22e0 No.15720710
>>15720700
Look at it this way, Mr. Doubles. You got out before Stefan Univeridad.
907f4e No.15720719
>>15720710
Honestly I learned my lesson and know how to enjoy things without being obsessive about them now. And I learned some writing in the process so that's a plus.
>>15720709
I remember having fun with The later reasons but they sure as well weren't well written so maybe you are right. But have you Heard about the stupid shit they did even later? Like the Doctor Who crossover so?
907f4e No.15720728
>>15720719
In the end I think what really made this damned lovecraftian abomination of a show gain so much popularity was it's very flexible world that made it easy as fuck to think about scenarios, create OC and change shit to accommodate a variety of stories in different tones. If not for that the fanbase would have nothing to push its autism on.
4b22e0 No.15720729
>>15720719
>Doctor Who crossover
Regeneration was a mistake.
dbce6e No.15720731
>>15720311
You know you can legally change it, if you're burger to anything else from either early teens or after turning 18 without your parents having a say in it?
ef0309 No.15720743
>>15720729
You don't know the half of it buddy. I'm happy that I was able to get off this ride.
4b22e0 No.15720769
>>15720743
Many wonder how to wake up a normalfag, anyone with enough inside them does it to themselves eventually. Media in general now does it itself. They think pushing it in your eyes is going to make it feel organic more than the inherit stranger danger built in to anyone that matters.
d32daa No.15720971
>>15720177
>8/v/
Maybe 4/v/ is more your style, or perhaps r/games?
570409 No.15720996
>>15719976
>wanting to lose your purity to a whore
fa1dc8 No.15721035
>>15720529
There are characters called Big Macintosh, Filthy Rich, and Granny Smith (she's Applejack's grandma). The names are meant to be cutesy and silly.
>>15720669
It was slice of life/cute girls doing cute things anime for a generation of maladjusted Western teenagers who never knew such things could exist (or harem anime minus the shitty self-insert, if you want to think of it that way), wrapped up in comforting technicolour with decent jokes and animation. It was practically guaranteed to ensnare us.
Just be glad you didn't get up on stage and have yourself recorded talking about it, because that's what I did and that video is on the internet forever, even if it does have less than 200 views.
>>15720728
I definitely wrote a lot of awful fanfiction, so you're probably right about that.
0024d7 No.15721157
>>15720996
Can't even tell if this is a trap or not. Everytime i see some e-whore with stronger facial features i start to get cautious.
419e4e No.15721240
>>15721035
>he was autistic enough to give speeches about MLP
Shit, anon, I was pretty autistic back then, but even I knew not to do shit like that.
c962fd No.15721377
>>15721035
>Just be glad you didn't get up on stage and have yourself recorded talking about it, because that's what I did and that video is on the internet forever, even if it does have less than 200 views.
Suddenly my 'tism doesn't seem so bad anymore.
>tfw almost got into it but never went further than fanfiction and minecraft
>tfw my steam account still bears the name of horsefuckery, but since all my games are on it I'm not about to make a new one at least I can change the screenname, r-right
fb279b No.15721781
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>>15721035
This anything like your speech?
52234c No.15721828
>>15721781
>20 seconds in
Death draws near
2eec62 No.15721981
>>15720365
It'll never be as bad as the guy that named his daughter after Kana Imouto, then had his wife find the damn disc for it. The worst part is that she then forced him to play it in front of her. Now that, my friends, is an unfortunate name.
2eec62 No.15721997
>>15720446
Since this human abomination was taking test while pregnant, or at least we can assume so. Does that mean this kid is going to be yoked as fuck?
fa1dc8 No.15723947
>>15721781
It wasn't to school, so no. I only told a few people in high school I was into ponies and they never said anything about it.
c962fd No.15723980
>>15721997
Whatever happens to that kid, I know it's going to turn into an abomination surpassing its tranny 「mother」
e5a941 No.15726450
>>15720173
>>15720203
>>15720355
>>15720365
"Alchemy Sage", "Running Moonwater", "Sequoia Skyriver", "Destiny Glow" and "Sapphire Mercedes" look and sound straight out of 2hu tbqh.
c962fd No.15726470
>>15726450
2hu at least had the excuse that ZUN is a nip, and they're known for using engrish everywhere regardless of their actual skill in it.
e5a941 No.15726631
>>15726470
True, but it's funny to joke that Zun could perhaps even be a hippie. As a fun experiment, the opposite is also true. If you think about it, most Touhous with names that use english / western words, sound like they came straight out of a hippie trailer park, some even an injun reservation:
>Star Sapphire
>Luna Child
>Medicine Melancholy
>Lyrica Prismriver
>Doremi Sweet
>Hecatia Lapislazuli