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File: 62d9b40afd6f550⋯.gif (33.44 KB, 485x213, 485:213, slylandroprobe.gif)

ca637f  No.15718511

WE COME IN PEACE.

d8c871  No.15718552

>>15718511

Look here, probe! We have tried to be nice, but you keep shooting at us. So now, we fight!

So are the Orz we see their own species or just androsynth which have been taken over by a parasite which is the Orz?


b60069  No.15718573

INB4 squeezing the juice.


9d3e49  No.15718601

They're still one of the most original and interesting scifi races/enemies in video games. And it's been 26 years since that game was released.


368468  No.15718609

>>15718552

Oh fuck I never thought about that. But I mean, the Orz we see are so far from what we know the Androsynths looked like, to the point where they float and have tentacles, so I imagine it's more likely we see either some sort of pet or servant to the Orz, or the actual Orz that've picked a form that TrueSpace natives can understand.


47c6c6  No.15718615

File: 0a918e56998c99b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 99.34 KB, 350x350, 1:1, charles.jpg)

>>15718511

And you'll leave in peaces.


d8c871  No.15718719

>>15718609

It's really just me going off the quote of something like "there are no Androsynth, only Orz now" that I think the Arilou say. If the Orz had said it themselves I wouldn't have thought anything of it, but since it was the Arilou, I think they are implying the Orz replace the Androsynth. I also think that would make sense as a foil to the Arilou convincing the other races like humans to join their family, as the Orz imply they fuse or something. (need to check the wiki)


93eacf  No.15719210

File: 7b235358c59305b⋯.jpg (34.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, zz_fwiffo.JPG)

>>15718511

whats that? free RU?


134a0a  No.15719482

File: a7b2d5cc45d9551⋯.jpg (27.63 KB, 300x283, 300:283, this_not_good_for_games.jpg)

>cook at sister's house

>niece boots up splatoon 1

>level music sounds like Orz theme


e09d45  No.15719501

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15718601

The Slylandro probes aren't a race. They're just probes that hunt down and destroy things because the Slylandro are shit at coding.


5b7c6d  No.15719546

File: 39ea57921a1747b⋯.jpg (67.23 KB, 550x750, 11:15, i-cum-in-pies.jpg)


93eacf  No.15719572

File: 77e2bfae94f1949⋯.jpg (60.04 KB, 782x440, 391:220, splatoon2_scrn_weapon_ink_….jpg)

File: 7988772d4435e16⋯.png (298.17 KB, 500x724, 125:181, tumblr_otov62avDR1rn0ykko1….png)

>>15719482

stay *fresh*


5ebd9f  No.15719591

File: 0cd13b94a01d992⋯.png (22.18 KB, 300x300, 1:1, taiko.png)

>>15718609

>>15718719

You know how the Orz are described like fingers of a larger being? You could think of the androsynth like gloves. Gloves can look completely different and misshapen before being *filled*.


293157  No.15719634

File: d23118ee6709a0a⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.69 MB, 480x360, 4:3, r69gk.webm)

>>15719591

I'd like to fill your glove


9d3e49  No.15719738

>>15719501

With enough time through errors in their replication they may have evolved into something different.

But you're right from a lore standpoint. I just like the idea of an enemy that can be shut down by learning a code from a side mission and how your dialog options change as you constantly get assaulted by them. This game was filled with little details that made a huge impression.


a71301  No.15719748

File: c179436f245f699⋯.jpg (7.82 KB, 320x180, 16:9, orz battle plan.jpg)


e5f5e1  No.15719820

>>15719748

*frumple*


be98c6  No.15719961

File: 61e837cb6d17670⋯.webm (2.22 MB, 485x213, 485:213, orz.webm)

>>15718719

>>15718609

>>15719591

Did somebody say *silly cows*? Because I believe I heard some *silly cow* speak in those posts!


a39e4f  No.15719969

Peace, and maybe more?


d8c871  No.15720052

File: 024678acf075356⋯.png (105.86 KB, 266x273, 38:39, 024678acf075356e38e0901acf….png)


e09d45  No.15720316

File: 48868aaa475aca1⋯.gif (792.52 KB, 320x240, 4:3, stimpsweat.gif)

>everyone's joking around about the orz

>not taking their threat seriously

>forgetting the fact that orz are unfathomable infophage beings from beyond reality that are trying to find us so that they might devour everything about our existence


ca637f  No.15720337

>>15718615

THIS PROBE IS NOT HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK.


d18ef7  No.15720357

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15719961

That's nice Scooby Do sample.


ca82b6  No.15720370

File: 519972551d5aa32⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, c20130614edf412cs111920108….jpg)

>>15718511

yeah,yeah i've heard all that before


d18ef7  No.15720373


ca637f  No.15720400

File: 9771e27b8e2e112⋯.gif (44.42 KB, 485x213, 485:213, Ilwrath.gif)

>>15720373

>Starcuck

You Anger Both Dogar And Kazon!


983853  No.15720412

File: e09b13b100f2399⋯.jpg (475.66 KB, 1300x800, 13:8, 52397882_p0.jpg)

>>15720370

Xeno scum will be removed. We have to save our mother earth!


a94b66  No.15720419

>>15720370

I don't care how much private property I have to rocket launcher. I'm going to make sure every single disgusting alien is sent back across the boarder of space.


20ede0  No.15720422

>>15720373

It's okay I guess, not bad for a CURRENT YEAR game but nowhere near as good as SCII. Main detractors are the writing not being as good and it being quite short.

>>15720400

Fred and Paul are just as much rich faggots trying to profit as Brad is, anyone who trusts either party is the true cuck. Just play both games, although you probably will have to wait somewhere between ten years and forever for Ghosts of the Precursors.


e0d0cd  No.15720425

>>15720373

Honestly it's actually pretty good but i'm still mad about what that company pulled to the original creators.

>combat is still pretty fun, like 2 you can totally break the game with your flagship

>there's no time limit like 2 until a certain point in the mid late game so you can feel free to explore and loot worlds as much as you want

>ayys are generally pretty good though i didn't like any of them as much as the Yehat

As a side not they pull a couple totally not versions of the classic ayys like the Arilou Lalee'laaay kinda sorta show up, the Melnorme sorta show up, as do the Orz as plot points.

>voice acting is really good for some reason

<it's buggy as fuck holy shit, game tends to crash or freeze fairly often. good thing it constantly auto saves

Overall it's worth a pirate, if they didn't act like massive kikes to the original developers i'd say it's worth a buy.


05b849  No.15720475

>>15720422

You mean wait somewhere between Now and Forever, right?


93eacf  No.15720494


d18ef7  No.15720507

>>15720422

>Ghosts of the Precursors

Are you sure it isn't canned? I haven't heard shit from it for a year now


f17f0e  No.15720557

>>15720400

I liked the out there idea that isn't really what Ilwrath look like, because exoskeletons can't really get that big without causing problems. So, it's a bunch of tiny sapient jumping spiders that puppeteer a far more intimidating avatar of their species to be taken seriously (though, they're still far too gullible).


ca637f  No.15720630

File: 964cceb55513472⋯.gif (72.13 KB, 485x213, 485:213, Umgah.gif)

>>15720475

Har. Har. Har.


293157  No.15720980

>>15720557

>exoskeletons can't really get that big

How about in space? Maybe their world has lower gravity then Earth?


a71301  No.15721085

File: e0eaa5e6944b04d⋯.jpg (18.57 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ilwrath.jpg)

>>15720557

>gullible

Who Are Yuubuu Calling Gullible, Hu-Man? Dwe, The Dill-Rats, Warship The Dark Gods Dogar And Kazon And Receive Their Dreadful Guidance


29a494  No.15721192

File: 1e88ed51b3a5da9⋯.png (624.23 KB, 1500x1051, 1500:1051, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15718552

>>15718609

>>15718719

>>15719591

I like where this is going.


78dfda  No.15721659

>>15720557

>exoskeletons can't really get that big without causing problems

I think you're confusing the rationale for why insects have a certain maximum size. It's all about the limitations of how they breath. They could get that big if they ditched their tracheal system and had true lungs.


17db29  No.15721699

>>15721659

Wasn't there a period in the Earth's history where bugs were fucking enormous because of a higher oxygen content in our atmosphere?


ec8fbe  No.15721715

>>15721699

Yes, the largest arthopod was a milipede like creature that was up to 6 meters long.


b0282b  No.15721726

So what did you guys think of the reboot?


eb2091  No.15721733

File: 91df7cbbd7a95b4⋯.jpg (36.16 KB, 700x525, 4:3, wtf is this.jpg)

>>15719961

>orz music is composed of voice saying "die" over and over again and scooby doo noises


b0282b  No.15721739

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Random content from the creators


ae1770  No.15721750

>>15721715

wasn't it 2½ meters?


b0282b  No.15721764

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


cfc0c8  No.15721815

File: dd6adcc0b8d301d⋯.jpg (34.26 KB, 441x640, 441:640, froggo on froggo.jpg)

>>15720557

Talking about size, I've seen lots of fan art where Spathis are portrayed as a lot smaller than humans on their screens, like medium sized (about the size of a young emu) or small sized (like a chicken I guess ?). It really influenced the way I perceive them now.


328cbb  No.15721820

File: 04583296f68e95b⋯.jpg (234.86 KB, 932x636, 233:159, 1470679683.jpg)

>>15721715

Sometimes I'm glad we live in the current year.


0c4f83  No.15721823

>>15721764

>Ars Poznica


53def1  No.15721832

File: 11a11fce30b74b2⋯.jpg (32.65 KB, 600x255, 40:17, 0ae697a02317fd54a825cf4338….jpg)

>>15718511

YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO


cfc0c8  No.15721833

File: f60174c246a4d71⋯.jpg (104.35 KB, 640x351, 640:351, millis vs centis.jpg)

>>15721820

Millipedes are actually somewhat cute and innofensive, centipedes are literally satan's dick, agressive and predatory.


d3b299  No.15721848

>>15721750

Something like that, it was big and scary which is the important thing.


d3b299  No.15721855

>>15721833

I'll take millipedes over centipedes any day. House centipedes are the epitome of disgusting.


52a6d0  No.15721859

File: 9184c43eb380693⋯.jpg (255.08 KB, 900x1125, 4:5, vux_wallet_photo_by_zenzmu….jpg)

I want a VUX to wrap his tentacles around me


53def1  No.15721860

File: 915d9cf58039819⋯.jpg (83.75 KB, 512x493, 512:493, 7yuytjhhgj567g4wefvdvj65u5….jpg)

>>15721855

What kinda shit hole do you live in?


328cbb  No.15721865

>>15721833

>>15721855

You millipedes can't fool me, I know it's you posting. I'm gonna squash every one of you.


ae1770  No.15721871

>>15721820

>Sometimes I'm glad we live in the current year.

>implying big arthropods wouldn't sweet as hell, because they would actually be big enough for a pet-grade brain.

>>15721848

>scary

not anymore so than a buffalo or a cassowary.

>>15721865

>wanting to squash millipedes that secrete zyklon b


8ddf31  No.15721910

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15719961

>>15720316

Some *campers* are very good for *games*. Orz have made *happy* business in *fun times*.


0d43b7  No.15724519

>>15720422

>>15720425

Fred and Paul sold their souls and only recently have come to understand that they've paid a terrible price.

Brad did nothing wrong.


846aef  No.15724605

I want to culturally enrich xenos

what are some games with that?


b3f1a8  No.15724646

>>15721733

>he knows

Don't speak to me or my Androsynth son ever again.

>>15724605

Star Control 2 lol. Seriously though the Syreen men died and only women are left. And through a weird turn of events that the Arilou totally have nothing to do with, they are virtually identical to humans…


116552  No.15726555

>>15724646

You can also literally culturally enrich the rino guys on the other side of the galaxy.


cfc0c8  No.15726585

File: affeb281c6b3152⋯.jpg (34.23 KB, 635x442, 635:442, weevely boy.JPG)

>>15726575

>not wanting a pet acorn weevil the size of a dog.

You sadden me.


05fb56  No.15726667

The number of niggers in this thread who can't comprehend the orz. First, it's a singular extradimensional entity, like an elder god. The androsynth were studying extradimensional entities and I think trying to ascend to the level of the precursors. What their objective is isn't clear. That the orz get frumpled if you ask about them suggests that it was more than just the androsynth creating an opening, but were destroyed purposefully.

Pair this with the conversations with the arilou about them changing the scent of humans so they wouldn't be noticed and you get a clearer picture. The orz would destroy you had the arilou not protected humans because of some inborn human potential.


73bdc8  No.15726683

File: 584320b6193429f⋯.jpg (34.63 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Frumpler Terminator Squad.jpg)

>>15726667

>it was more than just the androsynth creating an opening, but were destroyed purposefully

I AM SQUEEZING THE JUICE


ca637f  No.15726969

File: 50b642ece740f1b⋯.png (119.35 KB, 266x273, 38:39, orz_donot.png)

>>15726667

>telling androsynth stories


e888c8  No.15728511

>>15724646

the syreen men are less than 10% of their population. They are too valuable and intrinsic to the survival of the species that the women can't permit them to asire to dangerous tasks so they remain below the slave shield.

If all the men were gone they would be at risk of extinction


f55d5f  No.15729195

>>15728511

How does that even work? I mean even if most of their men died, after one or two generations they would be back at a normal 50/50, wouldn't them? For humans, at least.


be98c6  No.15729241

>>15729195

Not every organism has a 50/50 sex ratio.


97c7d1  No.15729255

>>15728511

>If all the men were gone they would be at risk of extinction

No, because as mentioned they're reproductively compatible with humans.


2d484d  No.15729317

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

what a slutty song


2d484d  No.15729318

hey what if all syreen men are shotas


0c2cd6  No.15730702

File: ca869f597feb31b⋯.jpg (625.27 KB, 1920x1811, 1920:1811, 1511783650685.jpg)

>>15729241

You're right m8. Is that ever said in-game though?


d84ab4  No.15730831

>>15730702

Most of the men (hell, most of all of them) got killed when their planet turned into a volcano for reasons later explained in SC2. From the Ultronomicon wiki:

>Apart from a few survivors on the planet, only the recently created Syreen Space Patrol, the vast majority of which were female, remained. During a period of a few years, they made preparations for an exodus, gathering survivors from the surface and outfitting the orbital facilities with makeshift, mostly sub-luminal drives, and created the Habitat fleet.

>Everything that remained of the Syreen civilization was less than ten thousand people, among which only five hundred were males, living aboard improvised Habitats and the Penetrators of the Space Patrol. Voyaging through HyperSpace at an incredibly slow pace, they began looking for a new world.


d8c871  No.15730899

>>15726969

I found it weird how they ask if you'd like to "see their *toys*" (or something to that affect, and then immediately follow up with that. That's one thing I thought would also support the parasite theory, as if the androsynth are not yet completely taken over and are trying to warn the captain. Especially since the Orz follow up with "Androsynth are so silly." As if trying to shush them.


c1681a  No.15731170

>>15721859

Admiral Zex did nothing wrong


ca637f  No.15732093

>>15730899

>tfw we'll never get a true SC3 that answers these mysteries


c3d91c  No.15732246

>>15724519

Hi, Brad. Killed yourself, yet?


d8c871  No.15732431

>>15732093

Going through the dialogue again, the Arilou directly refer to them as parasites. Case closed, I guess?


9542d1  No.15732483

>>15732246

>Siding with the nodevving copyright trolls instead of the underdog actually having made a game


075aad  No.15732533

>>15732483

Maybe he just likes to twist the knife


a62bda  No.15732618

File: 8ab8a90319ac7d5⋯.png (368.86 KB, 630x356, 315:178, Dragon_Centipede.png)

>>15721833

>there's an EDF game that has giant centipede enemies

>never made a pc port

i've never been more thankful before in my life for not getting a game on pc


9a5a6c  No.15732647

>>15732618

Anon, it is time to face your fears and fill them with hot lead. Just don't do it in real life, bullets aren't cheap.


91e926  No.15732656


cc97f5  No.15734166

>>15731170

Well said my beautiful friend! There is truly nothing wrong with merely wishing to express yourself with a harmless hobby! Only close minded ignorants would say otherwise!


ae1770  No.15734192

>>15729318

we can't have nice things


50d2e1  No.15740754

So is early game combat meant to be impossibly hard or am I fucking myself for playing Star Control 2 on Android?


195105  No.15740783

>>15740754

Your mothership is going to be pretty shit until you get some more thrusters and maneuvering jets on it. Also you might be getting raped by Slylandro Probes, that's normal if all you've got are some slow-ass Earthling Cruisers- emergency jump and run away.


945b06  No.15746690

>>15730899

I think it was more like a threat. Kinda like asking someone who's pissing you off "You wanna get your head kicked in? No of course you don't"


945b06  No.15746691

>>15740754

When the slylandro probes get too close for the earthling missiles, just try your best to aim the front of the ship at the probe, it'll back off.


f3693a  No.15748415

>>15718511

>easy to kill with the spathi butt missile

>later on you get the code for free victory

they're free money.


f3693a  No.15748416

>>15740754

just use the spathi ship with the rear missile, all you need to do is run away while shooting.


782da7  No.15756872

>>15748416

Thanks, it worked but took a long time because the probe kept trying to do a 180 and come at me from the front.


e9f3ef  No.15756965

The Ur-Quan did nothing wrong. You would seal every xenos too if it meant humanity would be safe forever too.


50d2e1  No.15763544

>>15756965

The Ur-Quan did one thing wrong.

They opposed humanity.


b0282b  No.15763549

>>15718511

>Islam.gif


65d0d6  No.15766325

File: 93bbb929965aca9⋯.png (115.37 KB, 327x333, 109:111, 93bbb929965aca936ac9d6b719….png)

Since I've never played Ur-Quan Masters I've decided to give it a shot but I'm struggling.

I've successfully established connection with Earth Starbase Commander, recruited Fwiffo and allied with Spathi, even met the wandering jew once I ran out of fuel, but I can hardly make ends meet RU-wise since its really bothersome to get via planet exploration and I can pretty much give up on combat once my Spathi ship is destroyed.

Are there some protips or I just need to ___git gud___?


c506fc  No.15766575

File: aab4aecce1a59b9⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 279.75 KB, 720x404, 180:101, aab4aecce1a59b9623e8ad8b4….webm)

>>15721833

Footage taken 11/07/16


97c7d1  No.15766600

>>15766325

You either git gud at exploration, or you look up some helpful tips like this list http://wiki.uqm.stack.nl/List_of_top_early_mineral_planets

Combat is great for gaining RU, and with the spathi ship fighting the Slylandro probes should involve zero danger, so that's another point for gitting gud.


acb5b4  No.15766732

>>15766600 (checked)

Thanks for poining me to this site, it has a bunch of non-spoiler tips for starting out.


33a502  No.15768132

File: 9b4cd639eadf350⋯.png (93.43 KB, 480x323, 480:323, 1510766246803.png)

>>15766575

That's fucking terrifying


b143a1  No.15768372

>>15720373

It was actually pretty good and worth playing.

>Alien races were interesting and fun to talk to

>Exploration was rewarding and you didn't have to explore unless you wanted to (for the most part)

>Music was great, including the remixed tracks

>Personally never experienced any crashes, slowdowns, or freezes in a complete playthrough

>Ship customization was actually fairly good

>The dialogue was also pretty good

<But there wasn't enough of it

<Combat started off good but went downhill due to the absolutely horrible battle AI barely putting up a resistance at all

<Ships that aren't your flagship generally aren't worth ever actually using, since your flagship can keep a distance from almost any enemy and pepper them with long-range nukes

<Problem is made worse due to maps being large battle arenas as opposed to a smaller wrapping arena

<Lacks that early 90s sci-fi appeal from the original series

<Some conversations with lesser characters/races are just text boxes as opposed to full screen displays (biggest flaw of the game, no exceptions)

Honestly though, what confuses me is that Stardock wanted the Star Control license to make this game, whenever they've been building up Galactic Civilizations in a way that almost mirrors Star Control. They obviously always wanted to make this game. I don't know why they didn't.

>Drengin put Earth under a slave shield

>Splinter faction called Korath fight the Drengin because they would rather destroy all other life

>Altarians are blue humans with psionic powers

There are more similarities, but I can't remember anything's name right now.


c506fc  No.15768380

>>15768132

Hillary got what she deserved. :^)


134a0a  No.15768387

>>15721855

But we haven't even gotten to egg casings


b9c9e2  No.15771386


0a0466  No.15772205

File: cd969edc2b1f988⋯.jpg (111.15 KB, 491x600, 491:600, dzs2t3-52fb8d65-3eb7-42ae-….jpg)

So could someone please help explain to me what caused the rift between Stardock and Toys for Bob\Fred and Paul and all this legalese fuckery? From reviewing the dogar and kazon website I'm seeing some shite about Stardock trying to Copyright a bunch of the Big Name alien races after buying some assets at a auction and it all went downhill from there. While I am inclined to believe the creators I do feel that it may not be the whole story. Any other friendly anon have a breakdown, or a link to where I can read the whole story by a unbiased source?


b143a1  No.15772265

>>15772205

There is no unbiased source. Your best bet for neutrality is to read the actual legal documents released by both sides. Read the demands made by both parties. There is no reason to take anyone's word at face value, since anyone trying to describe what is happening is putting their own spin on the factual legal documentation.

As for what actually happened behind the scenes before the whole legal battle occured, it's anybody's guess. Both sides would have copies of the e-mail communications. I would imagine they would be released by one party to prove that they were being cooperative all along, but the lack of said previous communications being aired implies the opposite. Or maybe they'd rather not release said communications until the legal battle is over.


499766  No.15772917

>>15766325

You just have to suck it up and do some mining until you either beef up your main ship, or recruit races who have ships which hard counter the guys you're looking to fight. Early on the commander should tell you about a signal coming from Rigel, iirc. Do that, those guys are a decent counter to Illwrath, then you can farm.


9325df  No.15774936

File: 4a925c4ccd87ce0⋯.gif (716.93 KB, 255x192, 85:64, NANI.gif)

>>15772917

I did that, met the alien(s?) and they told me to go to their home planet, I do it because im a good goy.

>two Ur-Quan ships attack me

>I die after I kill one and lose my Spathi ship to the other one

I later accidently spoiled myself that the homeworld I was headed to was just outside of the fucking Ur-Quan sphere of influence which I had to pass

That was the moment when I made a post regarding gitting gud




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