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4f455f  No.15714744

>Sea of thieves Battle Royale

>Kingdom hearts 3 Winnie the Pooh trailer

>Mexicans live Audience literally making chimpanzee noises

>Mexican drown out trailer audios with cheering when a DBZ related game gets announced

The highlight of the Xbox one direct was Minecraft announcement for cats and pandas added to Minecraft

cf8fb2  No.15714747

The absolute state of the Xbone


4f455f  No.15714757

>>15714747

It was almost like a /v/ parody thread.


4f455f  No.15714758

>>15714747

But worse


e60cc7  No.15714775

File: ff6b7a6c527704b⋯.jpg (96.42 KB, 758x426, 379:213, 008d.jpg)

They're not sending their best.


4c49f6  No.15714776

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>using hooktube

Someone really wanted to get bad puns out of their system so they made an overly quirky minecraft trailer. Also, it reminded me that Viva Pinata wasn't a bad new IP for Rare and they should've done more with it.


cf8fb2  No.15714791

>>15714787

Didn't Sony cancel one of their big events this year because they literally didn't have anything to show at it?


4f744f  No.15714795

>>15714791

Yea, they did. And Microsoft should have done that too seeing how shitty the direct was.


4f455f  No.15714816

>>15714791

>>15714787

Why do Sony and Microsoft even do directs in the first time? When Nintendo does they at least announce a first party game.


4f455f  No.15714817

>>15714811

>>not mentioning they own Obsidian now

Is that even worth mentioning over Minecraft cats and pandas?


1c7244  No.15714825

>>15714811

Does it matter?

Current Obsidian has nothing to do with the old one.

Their old games, despite being buggy pieces of shit, had a lot of charm to them, but I can't imagine the new crew putting anything but pretentious trash out because they believe that the writing needs to be "deep and meaningful" instead of entertaining.

>>15714791

Yes.

They said something along the lines of "we have a lot of projects that are being worked on right now, but we wouldn't want to get you all excited when they're still far away."

Which probably means that they're in the negotiation phase and no actual work has been done at all.


6c992b  No.15714826

Like niggers, microdick steals yet again from Chad Nintendo.

Only a matter of time before soyny releases their own direct too.


d67165  No.15714830

>>15714826

This was not a direct you dolt and they've been doing this shit for years.


d07f5b  No.15714840

>>15714744

Do I need to go to /pol/ to see the brown hordes chimping over fighting games?


4f455f  No.15714847

>>15714840

The whole direct two hours long and on Xbox YouTube channel.


d07f5b  No.15714855

>>15714847

>direct

>two hours

>nintendo gets more down in 45 min max

God, xbox is such a fuck up.


2d1250  No.15714920

File: 5e5b7844c288100⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 1916x1075, 1916:1075, Stormlands_04.jpg)

>>15714817

>Is that even worth mentioning

It's only notable in that it was Microsoft who killed Obsidian in the first place. They put everything they had into the pitch for Project Carolina, and Microsoft made them feel like they had a pretty secure contract. Then Microsoft starts being Microsoft and moving milestones and feature creeping - a lot of it having to do with cloud integration that they still haven't seem to have gotten right or else Crackdown would have been out for over a year now. That shit is basically a commercial grade R&D project.

>One moment Obsidian was talking to a Microsoft executive producer about doing co-op, the next minute a new executive producer was pitching million-man raids. "We look at something like that and it's like, 'Holy Jesus!'" says Urquhart.

Eventually Microsofts demands and timetables were just too big for Obsidian to handle, so Microsoft called and pulled out of the deal. That caused them to pull in a bunch of people to the breakroom the next day and just execute a mass layoff, followed by a tailspin of proposals to other companies trying to salvage whatever work on the project they already had - but they kept getting shot down. If it weren't for South Park: Stick of Truth, they might have had to close down. Their indie projects certainly weren't setting the industry on fire.

So I guess it's only right that Microsoft takes some responsibility and buys up the company that they almost destroyed. Not like there's much left to acquire at this point anyhow with most of the top talent gone, all hopes of working on a future Fallout title shredded and pile of shreds shit on and then lit on fire by Pete Hines - and really no worthwhile original IPs of their own.


aaf8e9  No.15714950

>>15714787

Everyone loses except those laughing in the sideline that don't play videogames


1c7244  No.15714968

>>15714950

>not playing old games and laughing at the shitshow that is the modern vidya industry from the side


4ce280  No.15714980

What's really disappointing?

No Bingo board to play this shitshow.


4f455f  No.15714991

>>15714980

>No Bingo board to play this shitshow.

But it Microsoft. We will always have to add stuff to the bingo board


92e2a7  No.15715100

>>15714811

Name one noteworthy Obsidian Entertainment staff member that has been around since their glory days.

It's another Rare my dude, they own the name, not the talent.


000000  No.15715779

>>15714950

I play old games via emulation and piracy and laugh at the slaves in the industry getting bald and ill from stress related to their desperation in selling their shitty modern games.

>>15715100

Even Rare's former "talents" proved to be leftist hacks with Yooka Laylee.


6c4064  No.15715929

>>15714744

Okay, they got some mediocre to average developer acquisitions, now if can support both the Xbone and PC, then it's good, still won't make a lick of difference in their Exclusives lists to actually give a reason to own a console.


9658f9  No.15715982

File: ccc3ff900e889ac⋯.jpg (288.25 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ccc3ff900e889ac0514bab2b63….jpg)

File: 7d468250e82cddb⋯.jpeg (244.82 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 7d468250e82cddba9397ce1a1….jpeg)

Microshit and their console have been failing hard lately.

Good.

>>15714775

Thanks for the insight Donald "Friend of Zion" Trump

>>15715779

>I play old games via emulation and piracy and laugh at the slaves in the industry getting bald and ill from stress related to their desperation in selling their shitty modern games.

Same. If you play anything made after 2006 you deserve everything you get.


896567  No.15716000

I stopped watching during minecraft. I take it nothing happened afterward, not even special news or any actual new games to announce?


ff7e55  No.15716023

File: cdbba90afda7c90⋯.jpg (19.75 KB, 438x437, 438:437, cdbba90afda7c9078dc4285e2d….jpg)

IT WAS REALLY FUCKING MEXICANS

THE MEXICAN COMMUNITY


4f455f  No.15716188

>>15716023

Why do Mexicans love Xbox one so much?


524452  No.15716198

>>15714744

Cats have been in Mineycrap since at least 5 years.


aa35a2  No.15716220

>>15716188

It probably runs FIFA the best.


d1b7fc  No.15716302

>>15714920

>Their indie projects certainly weren't setting the industry on fire.

That's the biggest question I had when they kept releasing these isometric nostalgia-trips: why the fuck didn't they just release something more action-oriented? Not a pure action game, mind you, but an action-RPG. These certainly seem to sell more in the current marketplace, and if they retooled some of the stuff they had for Stormlands into that, it could have been an easier transition. But no, crowdfunding a game for a tiny niche market of old-school RPGs is such a great idea! No matter how they turned out/would have turned out (and they didn't turn out to be so great after all), it doesn't matter, because console-kiddies simply want more direct control and a typical first/third-person camera. They signed their own execution.


4f455f  No.15717961

>>15714776

>Invidious

Where the fuck is the web page


38ddcf  No.15729139

>>15716188

Mexicans have huge autism about Japanese shit.


354192  No.15729147

>>15714744

>>Mexicans live Audience literally making chimpanzee noises

Where is the webm of this? what were they chimping about?


50897d  No.15729149

>>15729139

explains some of the goon posting here


38ddcf  No.15729159

>>15729149

Mexicans aren't really aware they're doing it. It's just some sort of weird reaction they have.


f2f0db  No.15737887

>>15714744

>Microsoft have this

>Sony aren't even attending E3

Literally only Nintendo have anything worth talking about this generation. What the fuck happened?


d92d7e  No.15737907

>>15737887

Mark ate them.


f2f0db  No.15737963

>>15737907

>mark

>eating anything that isn't from nintendo or sega

Don't be silly.


4f455f  No.15737974

>>15737887

say what you want about nintendo. They at least remember they are a video game company.


f2f0db  No.15737985

>>15737974

That might be it.


cc6ef2  No.15737990

>>15737974

Like that even means shit nowadays


7ea23b  No.15737995

>>15714920

That sounds more like an acquisition strategy than anything, kind of like what EA does to contracted studios (unrealistic expectations > don't give full payment > buyout).


d67165  No.15738166

>>15737974

Is that why they're whoring all their IPs out to Hollywood?




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