>DF autists still shilling for "no stories"
LMAO
If you get mods, you can have:
>Space Marines dropping on tribals and cleasing the planet with promethium
>Catgirl harem's worshipping Cthulhu
>Ye Old Timey English city where tea parties can be lethal
>make a Pokemon Gym
>Giant Mecanized and Automated Factorio-tier base well, not Factorio-tier since Factorio IS Factorio, but pretty close
But hey, let's put that aside. Not in the base game, doesn't count, right?
Here's a few entire vannilla stories that break from the "make base, defend raids/diseases, get bored
>pick 3 colonists with terrible skills
>they are also 3 drama queens with severe mood penalties
>Randy Extreme, time to embrace the !!!FUN!!!
>drop on tundra
>uh… where are the berries and animals?
>shit, why are we so shit at agriculture?
>first winter arrives
>one shitty shack
>no clothes
>no kitchen
>no food
>3 deer left on the map
>Well boys, looks like we're gonna starve. Time to cut down the number of mouths!
>One guy has better social skills, so he's the leader
>the other two play horseshoes until one scores 3 times (zoom in, you can tell)
>leader shoots the looser
>LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU
>need wood for campfire to keep shittyshack warm
>demolish a bed, only one left now
>It's the leaders bed of course, the other fucker has to sleep outside
>he does and in the middle of the night goes berzerker
>He's mad as hell and he's not gonna take this any-BOOM
>One less mouth to feed
>Leader is not cannibal, very angry from eating shitty human meat
>decide he needs a hobby, make a sculptors bench
>he spends a day cutting down wood for the fireplace
>another deer comes in, half a day to hunt it, but hey, food for 4 days
>spends entire winter making shitty sculptures
>so shitty, he placed 9 on his shitty shack and the room is barely beautifull
>!!!RAID!!!
>Oh boy, how desperate can a man be to sigh in relief when a Raid is announced
>Charge the poor raider, eat him afterwards. So hungry, I ate his arms right there and then.
>decide he needs to be a medic to heal himself
>another raid, this time a confused tribal
>no really, the guy spawned high on drugs
>I'm charging at him, he keeps doing drugs
>passes out after a while, take him to second bed in my shitty shack
>cut out his organs, made some progress in medicine after 7 botched operations
>take organs +human meat on a caravan
>sell organs to nearby village
>Uh… might take a while to get another Raid…
>one of their villagers is a little too far from the village
>drop him with two shots
>grab and go while arrows fall around me
>take him back, he survives non-vital organ extraction
>decide to practice my medicine further
>amputate every single limb he has
>decide I'll keep him as a meatshield
>peg-leg all of him, nick name him KitcheTable because he's where I eat my meals
>every raid is 1-2 guys (I'm extremely poor) so he goes in front, takes every bullet head for me until I get my shot in
>sometimes, I shoot him too
>he keeps recovering, I keep healing, I hit 20 medicine by the time the next winter rolls around
>danger room opened, a scyther pops out
>unnistalls.exe
>KitchenTable down, but healed quickly
>grab scyther blade arms
>install on KitchenTable
>renamed him ButcherTable
>Shit, he's actually effective (if very slow)
>do caravans 3 times (and snatch a couple victims) until one village has a shield for sale
>here have these 700 kg of human leather in return
>resettle and find more ancient rooms
>ButcherTable cleaning them up like it's nothing
>ancient soldiers drop enough armor for me and him
>find another scyther, FUCK YEAH
>rename him "THE BUTCHER"
>Realize what I've done over those 5 years
>Nickname my character "Mengele"
>Keep killing and eating my way through the world
>check map, oh look that "Ancient AI helping you to escape" thing is actually rather close
>15 days of killing and eating and killing and eating and killing and eating
>Some crazy fucked up AI just put Dr. Mengele and The Butcher on a ship headed for some major population center
Fucking fantastic.