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76385e No.15674466
>blizzard's diablo sequel is a mobile exclusive
>reddit are gonna defend this
LMAO
553ee5 No.15674505
>>15674466
I'm sure the whales who played a soulless game for years, that's chuck full of goddamn digits for damage and colored loot names are gonna enjoy this.
24d3e2 No.15674531
>youtube
>no webm
nice try shill.
ddc501 No.15674544
>>15674466
Surprised they didn't announce it for mobile and the switch
76385e No.15674573
>>15674544
It is mobile exclusive and it is announced.
76385e No.15674575
>>15674531
>use youtube
>wow shill
???
6f21a5 No.15674586
>>15674466
>man has to be saved from demon gangrape by strong, independent womxn
Kikes did this.
61513d No.15674588
2de323 No.15674609
Truly blizzard is beyond redemption
f212dc No.15674619
The guy who made Swat 4 Elite Force is making Open Diablo 2 as well.
https://github.com/eezstreet/OpenD2
d028d4 No.15674620
>Mobile exclusive Diablo sequel
Not even the usual blizzardfags are defending this shit.
45058a No.15674630
Seems that nowhere is defending this. All I'm finding everywhere I look is rage, even from normalfags. It's quite refreshing to see.
14c03a No.15674632
Blizzard died in the 90s and nobody told them yet.
You have a containment thread nigger.
58d7c9 No.15674653
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2580fd No.15674682
>Diablo 3 was just released Today on the Switch
>Instead of porting new assets, new shit, and a new campaign to the current engine
>they just make a mobile only one.
What the fuck, they literally just released the switch version of Diablo 3, that runs at 60 FPS on handheld and docked.
Why the fuck did they just decide to put this on straight mobile?
744f29 No.15674689
>>15674682
When they showed the "team" for this game it was all chinks. You tell me.
744f29 No.15674692
>>15674682
Also I want to crawl inside her sweater and die.
14c03a No.15674696
>>15674682
Why not? Porting a game takes less effort than making something new and that shit worked splendidly for Bethesda
b36140 No.15674701
>>15674682
>Why the fuck did they just decide to put this on straight mobile?
in-app purchases
489068 No.15674711
>>15674466
>RIP DIABLO
but D3 killed diablo years ago
0abbf9 No.15674712
It's fucking nothing, just a cinematic trailer with a silent animated still of diablo at the end for no reason.
Rendering now.
f876f4 No.15674719
cff3ec No.15674720
>>15674692
Why die when you can live?
14c03a No.15674722
>>15674701
If there is one crowd of consumers that will eat up auction house shit, it's the chink/mobile crowd. Makes sense.
1f1f7a No.15674739
Poor Diablo.
It never deserved this.
9855f0 No.15674740
Diablo should be a Jewish boss.
1f1f7a No.15674750
>>15674682
Why is Diablo 3 still being released anywhere on anything
744f29 No.15674756
>>15674720
I was speaking vicariously through my sperm.
2a7f50 No.15674802
All they had to do with 3 was make the same shit, add more shit and just make it full 3D. Why is that so hard for these fags they always have to try and reinvent something that already worked
8b3157 No.15674805
This might be the biggest backlash I can remember happening. Even the most cucked normalfags and the goodest of goys hate this shit.
14c03a No.15674814
>>15674805
Someone got that CoD4 boycott image?
THAT is what the "hate" of normalfags is worth.
744f29 No.15674821
>>15674814
So it'll start floundering in 5 years?
8b3157 No.15674834
>>15674814
I know this outrage won't last. It's still Blizzard, they could make a literal turd and coax millions of gullible normalfags into buying it, but it's still fun witnessing this from the sidelines.
c5227f No.15674836
Wanna bet this'll be the icon of the in-game shitcoin currency?
744f29 No.15674842
>>15674836
Looks too jagged and menacing.
0c60ef No.15674855
>>15674466
>after years and years of waiting for fans of diablo
>a sequel is finally announced
>and it's a fucking mobile mmo
This is on par with the Artifact reveal
14c03a No.15674857
>>15674834
At any rate, they know full well who they are aiming this at. Hint: It ain't White people.
7b7120 No.15674867
Normalfag friend just sent me this:
https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductivePolishedDugongTheTarFu
I know it's twitch shit, but I can't seem to find a version anywhere else.
>Blizz anounce new Diablo Title
>It's MOBILE! XD
>One guy gets up
>"Is this an out-of-season April fools joke?"
>crowd goes wild
I'm a medically certified retard and can't webm to save my life, can someone get it?
308121 No.15674868
>>15674855
I'm thinking more like Command and Conquer.
bd19ba No.15674874
>>15674544
Actually, they did.
498385 No.15674891
>>15674466
Diablo III was online only shit too and yet Blizzfags excused it. It's only natural that they'd excuse this. Anyone still buying from Blizzard deserves to be fucked up the ass for all they're worth.
0abbf9 No.15674894
>>15674855
shit, I made that webm and I can't find it now
73a7f1 No.15674896
74aa9e No.15674899
>>15674531
Shut the fuck up, you oxygen thief.
ad964c No.15674901
Will it look full cartoony like Torchlight or the shitty inbetween of 3?
>>15674806
Sorceress is cute.
8e89dc No.15674919
>>15674466
>RIP Diablo
>six years after Diablo III was miscarried
a8cc50 No.15674927
>>reddit are gonna defend this
I think eve leddit is mad about this but will end up buying into it anyway
a8cc50 No.15674957
>>15674927
yep apparently so
58d7c9 No.15674963
>>15674940
Needs the fat fuck cut out
Use this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVjzhMJSK0Q&feature=player_embedded instead
or I can make a webm instead though it will probably be shit
a8cc50 No.15674982
>>15674968
>skip overwatch play these equally bad games
where'd you dig this image up from
308121 No.15674999
>>15674968
Everytime I see this image, it keeps changing the bottom games, and everytime the choices are still just as shit.
58d7c9 No.15675003
>>15674968
>Play these instead
No fuckoff
58d7c9 No.15675019
>>15675003
Wait
Made it it even better
1c9fbc No.15675031
>>15674531
It's so you can leave a dislike
c34a9e No.15675032
>>15674968
>r(((*)))
No, fuck off.
58d7c9 No.15675036
ff2659 No.15675039
Is this the start of the Mobile Master Race?
58d7c9 No.15675047
>>15675039
>No modular hardware
>Third party apps still gimped as shit unless you use a computer to break out
It's shit
308121 No.15675110
>>15675039
>Mobile "games" only exist as pay2win with shitload of microtransactions and shit gameplay
More like mobile slave race.
c8dc4f No.15675135
>>15674940
I don't know how he managed to stand up with balls that big.
11e924 No.15675140
>>15674940
Im choking on my dinner and almost knocked over and stepped on my cups and trash all over the floor o I am laffin
0a39a2 No.15675155
>>15674466
Diablo's been dead for a long time, anon. Did you not see 3?
ef3163 No.15675157
>>15674940
>we are really excited
Is this a mandatory keyword for all developers nowadays ? They have to fake passion for a mobile game, that they hope will net in cash like heartstone ?
1c9fbc No.15675168
>>15675039
to be completely honest i'm surprised it has taken this long for "mayor" titles to be phone exclusive, not that i like it, but it is what it is
13b771 No.15675176
This shit isn't going to end, is it? No matter how bad the turds they shovel out each year stink, it always turns a profit.
Fuck humanity.
58d7c9 No.15675188
>>15675176
That audience was filled with trannies, and obese soy bearded men with flannel shirts
This is NuBlizzard, this is mainstream vidya now
13b771 No.15675194
>>15675188
We are failing as a species. Nothing has been separating the wheat from the chaff for far too long.
0abbf9 No.15675198
>>15675176
>fuck humanity
easy on the edge there, buddy boy, this ain't reddit, you don't want to stick out
ef3163 No.15675204
>>15675188
Why do people pay to go to those events anyway ?
There haven't been any decent games for years. Unless people think overwatch is acceptable. But even then the people attending these events are older fans, not kids.
Why are the older fans allowing themselves to be dragged through the mud of games unrelated to even the genres blizz was once good at.
744f29 No.15675217
>>15675204
> But even then the people attending these events are older fans, not kids.
9986e9 No.15675218
>>15674466
>the trailer is unlisted
AHAHAHAHHAHA
bbb1b2 No.15675224
13b771 No.15675225
>>15675198
I dont care nigger. I know expressions of misanthropy fit into the edgy meme. Everythings a fucking meme anymore.
58d7c9 No.15675232
>>15675194
>>15675204
Californians are subhumans
e41ea6 No.15675257
So what are we even left with considering Diablo isn't worth mentioning?
>Path of Exile
<path of tencent
<path of life nodes
<path of desync
>Grim Dawn
>no depth at all
>boring as fuck
58d7c9 No.15675270
>>15675257
>Diablo 3
>good
>Expecting anything from Blizzard
>Grim Dawn is boring
3bd770 No.15675274
>>15675257
it joins the other genres like rts and mmo.
ef3163 No.15675281
>>15675257
>console diablo
>worth it at all
Any alternative is better.
e41ea6 No.15675291
>>15675270
>implying i said diablo 3 was good
Check your reading comprehension nigger. It's worse than both of the games I did mention, which are also both dogshit.
cdc61f No.15675294
That presenter dropped his spaghetti hard at the end, he knew that silence wasn't good. I'm still laughing.
24d3e2 No.15675301
>>15674806
Doing G-ds work, anon!
Those faggots should just stop making games and just do 3D shows.
a49d4a No.15675313
>>15675301
They tried that once, the movie bombed
63d45f No.15675336
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15674940
If someone could find the version with the presentator fully dropping his spaghetti, that'd be greater
cfbe4d No.15675377
>>15674575
FREEZE NIGGER!
Put. the. clicks. in. the. bag.
616326 No.15675413
>>15675377
Oh my fucking god. I got dubs with the magic banan again!
24d3e2 No.15675449
>>15674720
because he has a heart
24d3e2 No.15675455
>>15675313
>the movie bombed
>Use 3DPD instead of 3D
wew!
cdc61f No.15675477
Even plebbitors and normalfags are saying this is shit. When you can't even rally the brain dead plebs anymore, you know you fucked up.
6552d6 No.15675487
>>15674806
>le balrog meme
kill me
616326 No.15675507
>>15674982
>where'd you dig this image up from
It's his own gay OC that he has been spamming for almost an entire year. Report him on sight.
58fbdb No.15675532
>>15674968
>sharethisimage_(conservative).png
What happened to sharethisimage.png? Did you lose it? Can't you do anything right?
34f546 No.15675535
Please let this be the one fuckup that finally loses them the favor of normalfags.
Pozzard is a shit company and deserves to die.
Is there anything we can do to fan the flames?
616326 No.15675567
>>15675535
>Is there anything we can do to fan the flames?
The fire has been started, brother.
14c03a No.15675581
What if this is all just a big marketing trick to create outrage ( = publicity) and they'll pretend to give in and "create" a PC version of the game as well. When in reality they of course had one in the works form the start.
2332c5 No.15675584
>The replay of the Diablo panel cut out the Q&A section entierly
Christmas came 2 months earlier, and I hope Santa brings me painkillers for my sides
58fbdb No.15675585
>>15675567
Wew. And might I add: Ha
3f1037 No.15675592
>>15675336
>When you fuck up so bad that the drones start questioning you.
844963 No.15675602
JESUS FUCK
AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY WON'T HAVE NECROMANCY BECAUSE OF FUCKING CHINA GOD DAMMIT BLIZZARD IT'S LIKE YOU ARE ONLY CAPABLE OF FUCKING UP
0abbf9 No.15675605
>>15675581
>"create" a PC version
>a pc port of a phone game
who would want that?
cdc61f No.15675609
>>15675584
That Q&A session was the gift that kept on giving. It looked like they didn't really understand why nobody was excited. My sides are reaching the Foundation soon.
14c03a No.15675611
>>15675605
Blizzdrones, of course.
>>15675602
Shit I hadn't even considered that. Are they even allowed to show half the monsters in a typical Diablo game over there?
744f29 No.15675617
>>15675605
I don't know, how many people still play Hearthstone?
0abbf9 No.15675621
>>15675617
Hearthstone was on PC first and I don't believe digital trading card games were ever tied to any one platform for one reason or another.
ea2887 No.15675642
>>15675592
>Thinking for himself.
>NPC.
The meme has been fucked to death and now it's guts are hanging out from the brutal ass raping.
71cbae No.15675646
971910 No.15675679
>>15675642
HE'S BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
cdc61f No.15675686
Blue Checkmarks on twatter trying to hype the game and shitting on fans who never wanted this. Like clockwork.
0abbf9 No.15675692
a04e8e No.15675696
Fools. They should have done what Bethesda did. Bring out fallout 4 and the fallout mobile thing at the same time. This kept them from getting as much shit.
58fbdb No.15675700
>>15675692
Sargon is still alive?
3f1037 No.15675706
>>15675642
In every npc there is a person trapped inside, trying to get out.
58d7c9 No.15675716
>>15675592
>>15675706
Just because you got banned doesn't mean we want you here
>>>/cuckchan/
0abbf9 No.15675720
>>15675700
He's preemptively casting phoenix down on himself by trying to get Trump to say something positive about gamergate. So basically gg2.0. And everyone's dumbfounded by how stupid of an idea this is whenever he suggests it to other people.
744f29 No.15675741
>>15675720
>He's preemptively casting phoenix down on himself
It's called Reraise.
34f546 No.15675744
>>15674968
>>15675003
>>15675019
These are goon psyops, normalfags don't care about gays or autism, this image will only make normalfags suspicious of the backlash. A more effective infographic would be about all the greedy shit they've done with the always-online, auction house, microtransactions, etc.
744f29 No.15675755
>>15675744
Did the filename not tip you off?
217419 No.15675769
>sequel
are you sure its a sequel? like, i wouldnt call mario run a sequel to anything. except maybe sadness
0abbf9 No.15675771
>>15675741
I don't play RPGs, I play stupid shit like shooters and platformers, so all I know is this one FF spell and that Treasure of Rudras had a baller spell system.
217419 No.15675777
>>15674968
i still cant get over how they named an autistic woman "symmetra". holy shit its just so on the nose
8ac478 No.15675791
>>15674968
Fixed version. Upload this version whenever you see this goon faggot.
I am going to slit your fucking throat.
45058a No.15675826
>trailer has been unlisted
a8cc50 No.15675838
>>15675826
holy hell how do you recover from that
f54c84 No.15675842
>>15674701
This. Blizzard has quickly shifted to games as a service over the past couple of years. Starcraft 2 is still getting trickles of DLC commanders and campaign packs. Diablo 3 has been getting DLC characters. Overwatch, Heroes of the Storm, or Hearthstone don't even need to be discussed. They've been focusing on monetizing their already-released games so much lately that this was the most logical next step. It's clear as day if you view it through this lens.
>>15674712
>silent animated still of diablo at the end for no reason
That was the 'cool backdrop' that was supposed to sit on the monitor as they walked out to calm the fans excitely cheering for what they had just seen. Unfortunately for them, it didn't work out as such.
>>15675257
You have it all wrong. It was Path of Life Nodes and Desync but they fixed the desync issues long ago and replaced it with Tencent. We just have to wait for OpenDiablo2 to thrive and grow a healthy modding community.
>>15674814
Eh, that's a bad comparison. Normalfags didn't really hate it. It was more of a meme to them to shit it on at first. In this case, even the most normal person can look at this announcement and realize what this means. They've clearly shown enough fear to unlist their own announcement during the most important time of the hype cycle. They already know how much of a mistake this was. Blizzard doesn't really acknowledge genuine mistakes in this day and age, so I expect they'll just release it and watch it die.
58d7c9 No.15675849
>>15675826
I laughed for a solid 1 minute
6c1079 No.15675854
>>15674466
At some point they reuploaded the trailer to try and hide the dislikes.
c21757 No.15675863
Torchlight > diablo mobile > frozen free fall > diablo 3.
0abbf9 No.15675900
>>15675842
dude just play tl2, you can mod it and shit!
90c325 No.15675908
I don't understand, what did they think would happen?
58d7c9 No.15675911
45058a No.15675914
>>15675908
They hoped that the idiotic blizzdrone crowd would eat their mobile diarrhea, but it backfired in the best way possible.
b0a52a No.15675919
>>15675584
I hope somebody saved the Q&A part.
>>15675642
You can thank Carl of Swindon for that.
a04e8e No.15675928
>>15675911
They will get money, just not from you. Your standards are too high, you play too much. You've been replaced by folks who would rather pay to skip a game than play it. You are too much trouble.
f84b31 No.15675937
Diablo is a great fit for mobile, the franchise has always been a base exploitation of human nature and relies on dopamine rush cycles, it pretty much pioneered the loot box model and itemization that valve exploited and korean mmo companies tapped into in the mid 2000's. Nothing of value is lost because Diablo was always cancerous.
93748d No.15675938
>>15675908
They banked on making piles of money like the countless gachashit games out there are doing. Good. This needed to happen.
58d7c9 No.15675940
>>15675928
I have never been their fanbase
I hated their games outside Diablo
Now even their neckbeard fanbase hates their shoddy products.
9986e9 No.15675944
>>15675919
Sargon should go work for blizzard to finish them off.
>>15675854
Which worked out so well because their listed video now has 90k dislikes.
076055 No.15675948
>still have diablo2 saves from when we played as kids
>don't feel like keeping them anymore
45058a No.15675952
>>15675929
>"Do you guys not have phones?"
How to stir the hornets nest.
58d7c9 No.15675957
>>15675944
I'm not updated on /cow/s bloodsports faggotry
Whos Lucy?
9986e9 No.15675976
>>15675957
Sargon's wife is lucy and on the day his wife miscarried he played DnD with his internet friends instead of supporting his grieving wife.
b50c99 No.15675993
>>15675976
I'm glad he's stuck being a stepfather.
90c325 No.15676005
>>15675948
Cherish those memories man
58d7c9 No.15676010
>>15675964
>>15675976
WEW
But that's at least half the effort Total Asscancer made.
When he dies childless after raising another mans kid at least he can die knowing that his fetus is awaiting him.
5311b5 No.15676030
Diablo is a microcosmos of PC gaming as a whole. Started out as a great PC exclusive followed by a medicore port to consoles for some easy money and finally completely trash mobile game.
9654af No.15676041
>>15675948
>Blaženka
>Branka
>Mojsije
umirem anone
84f11d No.15676049
>>15676010
Total Ass was cancerous the minute he defended the new thief.
cfc2f7 No.15676063
They don't even care enough to put it on PC.
58d7c9 No.15676067
>>15676063
Nigger read the fucking thread
>>15675929
8d31ee No.15676069
>>15674466
>>15674806
Who the hell directed this trailer? Those zoom ins on the barbarians face look goofy as fuck.
58d7c9 No.15676070
>>15676067
>>15676063
that's a better res though, good job
744f29 No.15676082
Here's the people they have "helping" them with the phone game. You might find some familiar names on this page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NetEase
076055 No.15676107
>>15676041
mojsije was a zeal paladin. that guy was useless at act1 nightmare
58fbdb No.15676127
>>15676082
Completely unrelated but
>When we made Wikipedia a non-profit, people warned us we'd regret it. But if Wikipedia became commercial, it would be a great loss to the world. Wikipedia is a place for you to learn, not a place for advertising. It unites all of us who love knowledge: contributors, readers and the donors who keep us thriving. The heart and soul of Wikipedia is a community of people working to bring you unlimited access to reliable, neutral information. Please take one minute to help us keep Wikipedia growing. Thank you.
b0a52a No.15676128
cc5641 No.15676131
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15674466
This looks oddly familiar…
971910 No.15676140
>>15676127
>reliable, neutral information
000000 No.15676223
>>15674466
Diablo, as any game made in the west, was never good.
e749c3 No.15676235
instead of remastering diablo 1 to make it a completed bezelbub mod with better graphics and quality of life improvements they double down on their shitness and deliver cartoony warcraft on mobile, whoever gave money to these jews will go to hell.
127b31 No.15676243
>>15676131
To that and many others, because there's a billion chinese mobile diablo clones and this particular chink ripoff gets official endorsement. What a joke the ARPG genre is, completely taken over by slopes and chinks.
88edf9 No.15676279
>>15676223
Blizzard games are Chinese now, anon.
4d04b5 No.15676284
>The Diablo sequel that Fem-zzard had been hyping for years on end is actually a gacha game
34a13b No.15676292
>>15674466
>>reddit are gonna defend this
not even reddit is defending this lmao
8b42f9 No.15676296
>>15676292
>Going to reddit
>lmao
Fuck off.
58d7c9 No.15676298
>>15676284
Why is this unexpected?
Since Starcraft they've only pandered to Asians
74e17b No.15676301
>>15674692
>>15674720
Why would you want to live in this shitty world. You could expire peacefully and know that peace forever. Peace like nothing fucking a blizzard fan is ever gonna know again.
58d7c9 No.15676310
>>15676301
I'll wait for Bannerlord, play it and then kill myself
971910 No.15676315
>>15676310
>Bannerlord
Oh anon
33580a No.15676316
>>15676296
He's not a redditor, you can tell because he's not logged in and he doesn't have RES installed, something which 95% of reddit uses.
I used to use the libertarian subreddits from 2010-2012
88edf9 No.15676317
>>15676310
>play
If it ever releases it's going to be an early access title, Anon. They already said they can't finish it anytime soon.
da1917 No.15676323
>>15676310
What anime is this?
c09adf No.15676324
>>15676310
well you have a lot of time ahead boy haha
000000 No.15676325
>>15676316
redditors can't help but out themselves huh
88edf9 No.15676330
>>15676325
They're the vegans/crossfitters/atheists/jews/etc. of the internet.
58fbdb No.15676340
>>15676331
why is catgrill confus?
34a13b No.15676348
Imagine misreading what your audience wants this hard
9d2474 No.15676363
>Trailer already over 100k dislikes, despite being unlisted
>Already on absolute full damage control
Jesus my sides are not gonna make it past tonight
58d7c9 No.15676364
>>15676315
>>15676317
>>15676324
It will happen next year, I can feel it
I'll be playing Ace Combat 7 and Battlefleet Gothic 2 in the meantime
>>15676323
No idea anon its been months since I saved this OC.
>>15676348
At least we'll get some content over this garbagefire.
After countless years of doing nothing but garbage they finally fucked up hard enough for the normalniggers to notice.
059807 No.15676366
Damn, people aren't having any of this shit.
https://archive.fo/xMdYP (had to archive hooktube since YT was having archive problems for some reason)
Also Blizzard apparently seems to be deleting comments according to the commenters.
059807 No.15676370
>>15676348
This was an Artifact-tier disaster.
58d7c9 No.15676371
>>15676363
>Visibly show you despise a product and want something else completely different
<Wow, you fucking disrespectful edgelords
Gotta love the modern entertainment industry
58fbdb No.15676373
>>15676363
>Blizzdrones versus Game journos
Shit's about to get fun. Almost makes me want to make a twitter account and shitpost at people.
e749c3 No.15676386
>>15676363
>edge
there it is, we really need a soy encyclopedia
0bce2d No.15676399
>>15676386
>muh no-no words
f84b31 No.15676401
>>15676370
the artifact disaster is still ongoing and I really want to make a thread about it. Just compiling all of Valve's recent absolute fucking failures as of late.
3bd770 No.15676405
>>15676063
>>15676370
at least the artifact reveal was met with more of a disappointed aw than literal booing.
58d7c9 No.15676409
>>15676401
I thought all the Valvecucks were lapping that shit up since it actually looks different than most trading card garbage and ecelebs are shilling massively.
059807 No.15676411
Also this situation reminds me of pic-related, when the old-school fans of Diablo reamed Diablo 3 as best they could and simiilar tier spergouts could be found.
>>15676401
You should. It would be entertaining and informative to see something like that.
>>15676405
I smile every time I watch it
34a13b No.15676430
>>15676405
The audience jeered because they thought it was going to be Half-Life related. Valve should know they can't do this secretive shit anymore without raising hopes for HL3.
744f29 No.15676433
>>15676409
Every now and then you'll see one guy say something like "well they got the guy who designed Magic the Gathering" and maybe a few people will respond with a "okay?" at best.
aeeed4 No.15676435
>>15676363
>Not archiving
When will you niggers learn the importance of archiving? https://archive.fo/kWuoL
This is a good reason why to archive.
Kellen Beck originally called the title of his "article": "Diablo Immortal is Actually Fun You Entitled Babies"
https://archive.fo/y7B3S - Google search result archived.
https://archive.fo/acr7L - America First News bot captures the headline
Changes the article title and tries to cover his tracks here.
https://archive.fo/q422G
https://archive.fo/W6PjP Archive of Archive.org
^ Notice in your web browser's title bar how the article still has the original title.
Author in question (notice the nose): https://archive.fo/vdVCm
This is why you fucking archive, niggers
059807 No.15676436
>>15676405
Also I like how the commentators can't even hold in their laughter at all that
34a13b No.15676440
>>15676411
Can you believe Jay Wilson was also the lead designer of Dawn of War?
Why do game devs consistently turn into hacks? There was only 6 years between DoW and D3.
9744c2 No.15676442
>>15674619
what about path of diablo?
34a13b No.15676443
>>15676440
>6 years
Disregard that, I'm retarded. I thought DoW came out in 2007.
aeeed4 No.15676444
71cbae No.15676446
>>15676440
Well who knows. Somebody could have gone around and fucked his work.
fee15b No.15676449
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15674466
How have you fags not posted this yet? Holy shit /v/ step up your game.
744f29 No.15676451
>>15676440
At this point I don't trust the credits.
fee15b No.15676455
>>15676449
Whoops, didn't see the mp4 in the thread I dun goofed.
744f29 No.15676456
>>15676449
It was posted multiple times you retarded gook.
f84b31 No.15676457
>>15676409
>>15676411
Oh fucking no mate you wish it was just drones being drones. It's better. Gaben at the past few conventions Artifact was at (PAX for example, but it's been a few cons) gave everyone access to the October beta, telling everyone they would have access to it the moment it goes live. Some people didn't care, sold their codes on ebay for anywhere from $80 to $200+ so the people who were interested could get in early.
The beta still hasn't happened. Now people with those codes are expecting to have a week of early access instead of the month+ they were promised. Apparently the subreddit has every artifact related post being bombarded with negativity, downvotes, whatever. The only posts that are upvoted are ones critical of the situation/valve/etc.
Here's the thing, a lot of the people that bought into it early did it because they wanted to compete professionally. Valve wanted to encourage this with a 1 million dollar award for the winner of a tournament meant for March 2019. There have been people playing since March this year who have such a massive advantage and they aren't being barred from entry in this tournament despite having such a massive advantage.
I don't want to hijack this thread any more, and the reason I haven't made it yet because I haven't wrote up what Tyler McVicker recapped with it but it's a massive shit storm and it's a shame this board is missing out on all of it.
cdc61f No.15676459
>>15676363
>it's toxic masculinity!
You know you fucked up when you need journos buzzwords to defend your shit.
e80a9f No.15676462
>>15676449
>>15676455
>Can't even make a webm
>For something already posted
Step up your game niggerfaggot.
58d7c9 No.15676468
>>15676411
Most of those people are gone now
The NuBlizzard fanbase is filled with massive cuckolds ala Bioware post Tortanic
>>15676433
Still seeing massive shilling and faggots hyping it.
I'm not expecting it to fail since this hobby is filled with brainless retards that would trade actual games for gay skinnerboxes with shiny animations that can be played on their phones.
>>15676435
>>15676444
Doing Gods work anon
>>15676443
>I thought DoW came out in 2007.
How new are you?
>>15676457
>I don't want to hijack this thread any more,
Do it, it's the same situation as this and we here on /v/ are always up to seeing kikes in your favorite hobby burn.
Plenty of room for both discussions since it's not as hectic as it was when right after the announcement.
34a13b No.15676470
>>15676363
>The people that bash on mobile gaming are an offshoot of toxic masculinity.
9932d0 No.15676472
But in the End it has to be this way.
744f29 No.15676475
>>15676457
As funny as this sounds anyone still bothering with Valve at this point completely deserves it. How can you see Hunt Down the Freeman or that one dota tournament fiasco and still bother with this shitheap?
38a543 No.15676477
>>15676411
>Jay "Fuck that loser" Wilson
Reminder that Jay "Fuck that loser" Wilson was kicked to World of Warcraft team after his miserable failure at Diablo 3. Then he went to fuck WoW even more into an unrecovereable state.
f84b31 No.15676478
>>15676468
No, Valve needs to have all their disasters from the steam machine to their "you won't regret buying a Vive by 2017!" comments being highlighted, to the artifact debacle, to tf2 getting 1 update in 1 year and it being the same update it got last year. It needs to be compiled. Way too much to cover.
95d6d6 No.15676479
>Diablo 3 still has defenders
>any video criticizing it will always be at least 1/4 dislikes
How? After all these years. Why?
34a13b No.15676485
>>15676468
I first played DoW in 2007, I got the release date and the time I played it confused.
>>15676475
They had nothing to do with Hunt Down the Freeman, that was a fan project that was sold for money.
f84b31 No.15676488
>>15676485
>that was a fan project that was sold for money.
yeah it's pretty much irrelevant.
c3bb2e No.15676497
>>15676468
If you can believe it, the Diablo fansite that reamed these employees and are dedicated to Diablo is still up and still hold the same opinions they used to. They've been alive for 21 fucking years and they're still going.
>>15676440
With situations like that I usually assume someone else who was responsible for the game being great having their credit and attention sucked away by the director who was likely just keeping things moving along. In the case of Hackeo Kojimbo, after that one writer left/was fired after MGS3 his works largely went to shit in that franchise for example
bbb1b2 No.15676499
>>15676363
>Blizzcucks vs Journos
I'm ok with this.
127b31 No.15676503
>>15676479
Humanity is a hierarchical creature, with differing cognitive specializations in order to aid in group tasks. On a long enough timeline strength becomes weakness.
cdc61f No.15676506
>>15676499
Just like GW2 fans, Diablo fans are now honoraryy shitlords.
33580a No.15676511
>>15676475
Valve didn't make or commission HDtF. The devs paid for the licence to use Source commercially. I'm not even sure if it was legal for them to sell it.
There's an equally interesting story behind the game, though. Watch one of the many videos about it on JewTube.
744f29 No.15676513
>>15676485
>>15676488
>>15676511
You might want to learn a bit of nuance. If Valve okayed that piece of shit then it means they have absolutely zero respect for the fans or even the sanctity of their own canon.
33580a No.15676516
>>15676363
>The people that bash on mobile gaming are an offshoot of toxic masculinity
What did he mean by this?
f84b31 No.15676517
>>15676511
>The devs paid for the licence to use Source commercially.
No, valve offers a new license for source engine devs to compete with what unity/unreal does. They still have the old license available. If it wasn't legal valve treats it like something they just ignore legally.
34a13b No.15676526
>>15676513
>If Valve okayed that piece of shit then it means they have absolutely zero respect for the fans or even the sanctity of their own canon.
At the time it came out the release process was purely automated, no nobody manually okay'd it.
33580a No.15676531
>>15676517
The dev himself said he paid $50,000, I'm just quoting him.
9744c2 No.15676533
>>15676456
Fuck you low melanin white boy
744f29 No.15676534
>>15676526
That means they have even less respect you know.
58d7c9 No.15676537
>>15676478
Fair enough
>>15676479
Cattle will attach itself to what it knows and remembers, cattle will fall for social pressure created by companies to sell products.
That's how
>>15676497
Do they still suck Blizzards dick though?
971910 No.15676546
>>15676537
>2045
That pic is a tad too optimistic
f84b31 No.15676550
>>15676531
>The dev himself said he paid $50,000
Holy shit that's hilarious. I don't want to contradict you, that was the old license plan that you can still technically do for full source code access. It just makes no fucking sense to do it if you're doing a small project.
fa24e6 No.15676563
>>15676363
>The people that bash on mobile gaming are an offshoot of toxic masculinity. They get off on hating something that they've traditionally associated with a heavily female audience
This is what Marxism does to your brain.
>You don't like mobile games?
>Fucking misogynist
10ad5f No.15676564
>>15676482
post more Velma faggot
059807 No.15676566
>>15676537
They never sucked Blizzard's dick, except maybe for their old work with 1 and 2 but they're definitely acutely aware nobody involved with those games are at Blizzard anymore
744f29 No.15676586
>>15676566
Friendly reminder the expansion came out and did like crap. Not even barely a tenth as many units sold.
58d7c9 No.15676613
>>15676566
>>15676592
Thanks for sharing
The internet really did ruin videogames
3691e7 No.15676627
>>15676618
The behavior he described is marxist, you /leftykike/ TORnigger.
744f29 No.15676639
According to the guy in >>15676594 this game is actually just a reskin of something else called Endless of God. Anyone got any concrete proof?
7aeeee No.15676640
>>15675140
photos of your FLOOR NOW
a4db12 No.15676644
>>15676363
>>15676373
My, the days not over and the dumpster fire is already reaching critcal mass. This is a huge PR-disaster, remember when the X-com sequel was announced as a bioshock-tier first person shooter? The backlash forced them to make the okay-ish strategy game XCOM.
082443 No.15676674
>classic WoW is going to be complete ass
>Warcraft 3 remaster has terrible graphics and will split the community up
>now a mobile Diablo game
>extra points for insulting the fans who wanted a proper game – "do you not have a phone"
How do you make so many fuck ups in such quick succession?
I can't wait to see all of this bite them in the ass so hard they get reduced to making mobile trash until dissolved.
000000 No.15676678
>>15676627
>post was deleted
:thinking:
7dc12c No.15676679
>>15676321
>Wyatt
Backstory?
7069a0 No.15676682
>>15675728
This is like that time that one asshole CEO said people who want to play xbox 360 games can just use the 360 when asked if the xbone was backwards compatible. What ever happened to the customer is always right?
744f29 No.15676686
>>15676682
The customer is always right still. Just in this case we aren't the customers.
58d7c9 No.15676687
>>15676674
And all they had to do was make a sequel to Diablo with some ASSFAGGOTS elements and make a shitty sequel to Warcraft with those garbage tier visuals to appease the normalniggers.
9744c2 No.15676688
>>15675038
looks like a tranny jew
72b646 No.15676694
>>15676679
The asian guy who announced the mobile game.
07b190 No.15676697
>>15674531
>do I fit in yet? :^)
Nice try Reddit.
7069a0 No.15676700
>>15676686
I don't think anyone is the customer anymore. They are making games that have no fanbase for customers who don't exist.
bc1c05 No.15676704
>>15676310
>>15676301
It's okay anons, everything will be alright.
744f29 No.15676706
>>15676700
The customers do exist, they just aren't anyone buying copies of the game.
58d7c9 No.15676729
7dc12c No.15676731
It's not like any of this matters guys.
Gamers are dead. Remember?
This is literally unironic "gamer are dead" redeux.
58d7c9 No.15676732
>>15676700
They make games for a small niche of people now
They're called whales
63b294 No.15676733
>>15676326
I am genuinely curious here, what did they truly expect? Are their optics so poor and focus groups so terribly picked out that they couldn't have forseen how badly this game would be viewed? When you make a decision so bad that even reddit hates you for it, you must start asking yourself what the fuck you were fucking thinking. Anyone got a webm of Rolfe saying that, btw?
744f29 No.15676745
>>15676733
One of the lead whatever guys on WoW is, was?, some furfag who looks like Ted Cruz and designs shit with an Ipad because keyboards are too clunky or some shit. They're offices probably look like Dashcon with cubicles.
63b294 No.15676746
>>15676741
Brilliant. Cheers.
f05bc4 No.15676751
>>15676741
Thanks for this
4d04b5 No.15676752
https://archive.fo/sPveW
You must be a misogynist for not liking a mobile game.
c9b962 No.15676759
>>15675413
>Triple posting for quints
If you truly have the power: why don't you just let it happen organically, Anon?
945d9f No.15676761
I deeply want to believe this will make them lose their entire audience and either collapse completely or actually make something worth a fuck. There is no hope for that though, normalniggers are too impulsive. It doesn't matter how much they complain now, they'll buy this shit right up. How many shitshows like this actually have lasting effects?
960130 No.15676763
>>15676733
Honestly, I can't really blame them. Blizzard fans have been taking it up the ass for years, so another mobile game doesn't seem that risky. That said, they probably should have released some PC Diablo content prior to the mobile game and structured the game to have less lore and plot relevance. Hell, even updating Diablo 1 with chibi graphics would have fared better than this, since it would be recycled content for mobilefags instead of an important prequel.
ddc501 No.15676766
>>15676373
>>15676371
>>15676459
>>15676499
something I just realized, "journos" sounds a lot like "Jew Nose"
744f29 No.15676775
>>15676761
They'll lose everyone still playing their crap who isn't a massive cuckold, which is barely even a quarter of them at this point. The OW scene will be largely unchanged, WoW will dwindle even more, Diablo will fizzle up almost instant and Starcraft will be the same ghost town it has been for like 4 years now.
7069a0 No.15676776
>>15676766
Mods please spoiler these images.
059807 No.15676777
>>15676766
How can one man's face be so greasy
960130 No.15676778
>>15676766
You're probably onto something, Half Satan.
3140f3 No.15676781
>>15675929
Even as a blizzdrone, I respect their response to something the genuinely do not want instead of slurping up the latest helping of shit
bc1c05 No.15676782
>>15675929
Lol that second vid, with the big nose rubbing his hands. "No it's a (((mobile))) game goy, give us your shekels in microtransactions."
58d7c9 No.15676798
>>15676781
>Even as a blizzdrone
Kill yourself
744f29 No.15676799
This fucking damage control, Jesus. This is all the proof I need to know without a doubt it's just a reskin. Just look at this overly specific denial.
http://archive.is/dYI82
aeeed4 No.15676805
>>15676766
Fun fact: Vidya has always been a jew industry from the start. Ralph H. Baer, the creator of the Magnavox Odyssey and the "father of videogames", was born to a Jewish family in Germany.
7069a0 No.15676809
>>15676799
>even if it is a reskin so what
This is all you need to know it's barely had any effort put into it. If it wasn't just a reskin they would say such a thing.
f79fa1 No.15676823
>>15676363
>toxic
they keep using that word but don't understand it
efc4d3 No.15676827
>>15675477
On any other day Mr. Morden, you'd be wrong. Today? Today is a VERY different day. Calling it now, Diablo 5, Iwatch exclusive.
58d7c9 No.15676858
>>15676805
Tennis for Two was created by William Higinbotham and he wasn't Jewish.
Atari when it started wasn't jewish until they sold out to Warner Bros which was always jewish and then forced the founding members out of the company.
Consoles were always jewish, I agree
d0285b No.15676869
>>15676858
Are Japanese consoles jewish too?
7069a0 No.15676872
>>15676869
If they weren't then they are now.
ddc501 No.15676879
>>15676805
eh, I guess you're right on one hand, although the inventor of the (electronic)television (Philo Farnsworth, a mormon descended from old english folk) also had an idea for simple games that could be played on a TV screen but Baer and then later Nolan Bushnell solidified the idea of a "gaming console" and then you get japan's first real take on a game system, (modeled after the Magnavox odyssey) the rest is history
5f66c9 No.15676883
>>15676063
>they are surprised that the audience is booing at them
>dont you have phones!?
ddc501 No.15676900
>>15676869
during the 7th generation. thats when it all turned jewish (DLC, microtransactions, loot boxes, endless sequels, reboots, remakes, HD remasters. and the death of japanese console gaming)
5f66c9 No.15676906
>>15676363
>>15676435
Why is it so easy to spot who are in the payroll or getting their dick sucked by a tranny from blizzard these days?
7069a0 No.15676912
>>15676906
Because they see no reason to hide it.
85cdf9 No.15676917
>>15676900
Costs got too high by trying to keep up with graphics. Costs can come down if devs focus on fun and features instead of graphics.
e749c3 No.15676919
>>15676906
because the goyim will never fight back
b165f2 No.15676923
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>RIP Diablo
Diablo was dead the moment they tried to turn it into a taxman's dream. Turning it into a mobile game was a natural progression. Be a reasonable person and ignore nuBlizzard's hostages, everyone with half a brain has already moved on.
cdc61f No.15676936
>>15676923
Is that a Trump chaos orb?
b165f2 No.15676939
>>15676936
What does it look like anon?
f84b31 No.15676957
This face strikes fear into the heart of Blizzard.
4c5649 No.15676966
We've all seen how rabid blizzdrones can be when defending Blizzard, but can they be as rabid when attacking it? I'd love to see Blizzard eaten alive by it's own fans.
e749c3 No.15676971
>>15676966
they molested their sacred cow a second time, there's no way blizzard will recover from this
5f66c9 No.15676972
>>15676966
>I'd love to see Blizzard eaten alive by it's own fans.
its happening right now
7ba4ac No.15676975
>>15676957
>Soyjak's edgelord brother.
553ee5 No.15676976
>>15676966
Anons saw this coming, Diablo 3 is gonna be released for Switch and the PC version is still getting supported, but these fucking Blizzdrones expected a game that would compete against the main turd, didn't bother to ask to themselves on which platform can Diablo be used to milk, something fancy and popular like Mobile Legends and where people also play Hearthstone.
ddc501 No.15676978
>>15676917
>>15676917
>Costs got too high by trying to keep up with graphics
thats a myth used by publishers to push all the added bullshit they waste money on (remember when every 360 and ps3 game had to have a useless dead in less then a week multiplayer component?) and convince rubes that shit like season pass's are necessary. you also have to take inflation into account, FF8 cost about 20 million to make back when it came out (at one time considered to be one of the most expensive games ever made) the playstation era was when budgets started to hit hollywood levels of ridiculousness. so "big titles" have always had a high price tag relative to what was standard during that era. it's the mid budget titles that got lost during the financial crises. but once again money is worth less now, so it takes more to make the same shit.
ad964c No.15676994
Funneling your funds to me, can you compute?
2d29d9 No.15677017
I don't think even reddit will defend this (well, not the majority at least). Several people at blizzcon already threw zingers at them for it at the Q&A part. This is an attempt to cash in on the chinese, it's not meant for blizzard's core audience. They probably saw all the chinese mobile diablo clones and figured they might as well get in on that. Honestly, they should've just released an update for D3 or remastered d1/2 and then pinned this announcement at the end but I guess they just didn't have anything diablo in the works so there we go.
54d2e9 No.15677033
>>15674968
>someone actually updated the image and put different shit games, even after people already repeatedly told him these games were as bad
Fuck off
>>15675728
He couldn't look any more like a downie if he tried. Seriously what the fuck is that haircut?
6b05df No.15677041
>suddenly three simultaneous blizzard threads in the catalogue
Nope no shilling here no sir just good old anons amirite xD
4a2be5 No.15677045
>>15677041
in this case it is entirely negative, I have not seen a single post defending the game, how can that be shilling
7069a0 No.15677048
>>15677041
Just report any other threads, and redirect them to this one.
96707d No.15677057
>>15676363
>Seriously comparing a casual turn based card game to Diablo
I know blue checkmarks are retarded, but this is just extra stupid.
6bac4a No.15677063
That "you guys don't have phones?" line perfectly sums up Blizzards relationship between them and their customers. Comedy gold. They keep digging themselves deeper and deeper and I love it. Christmas came early this year.
6bac4a No.15677073
>>15676966
Friendly reminder that original games don't exist anymore. Much like Hollywood. It's ran by lawyers and marketers now. I think even one of Blizzards directors for nu-WoW used to be a fucking lawyer.
34a13b No.15677079
>>15676957
>the crowd reaction
Fuck me, that's funny.
d0285b No.15677090
>>15676957
>When you unlock the hidden strengths of soy within you.
34a13b No.15677091
>>15676994
For a second I thought that webm was this webm.
2d29d9 No.15677097
>>15677041
it's hilarious and people get excited. cool it with the shills boogeymen
34a13b No.15677098
>>15677090
For whatever reason, his facial structure reminds me of the guys from Kraftwerk.
e2a2d7 No.15677099
People who were expecting things to change after Diablo 3 were just fooling themselves. The company is pozzed.
6bac4a No.15677100
>>15677041
>not enjoying watching Blizzard finally die
Faggot.
d0285b No.15677102
>>15677098
Lets admit it, he looks much more manly than half of the people currently in this thread.
bcc930 No.15677106
>>15676978
Its the marketing budgets that blew up. Marketing budgets can add upwards of double the original cost of making the product today, iirc. I think vidya still includes marketing as the overall production cost, which makes it harder for them to hide if a game is a flop, but movies separated out the two budgets. This allows them to use more weasel words to prevent investors from catching on to the fact that their product was a flop prior to quarterly earnings get released. Even then, they will try to weasel their way out of saying that they had a bad year, or why they did.
For video games, this means you will hear "this game shipped this many units" instead of selling so many or making so much money for the company. I can't remember all the ways that movies do it, I know talking about gross instead of profit is a huge indicator that things are not going as well as they should. They tend to use a set number of things, since they can't outright lie or else investors can use that as evidence to sue them.
6bac4a No.15677112
>>15677102
Post a picture, faggot.
d0285b No.15677115
>>15677112
Wait, let me put on my high knee thighs :^)
6bac4a No.15677120
>>15677115
Judge free zone anon :)
1badba No.15677123
Guess I can have something else to play at work when Im doing fuck all if its free , but why make this instead of Diablo 4. Probably wouldn't be good but at least they would show that they know their audience.
Do you think they will make Star Craft mobile next? Or better yet, they make Warcraft 4 exclusive to mobile. That would probably shut blizzard down hopefully.
6bac4a No.15677137
>>15677123
>but why make this instead of Diablo 4
Same reason why Valve dosen't make games anymore. Almost every new game from big devs/pubs is the same rehashed shit over and over again, much like Marvel movies in Hollywood.
Rolling for diablo fan boy going on a killing spree tomorrow.
e2a2d7 No.15677138
>>15675929
The jew world order may fall quicker than I expected. The hollywood/corp bubble is so real they don't even know how to placate normalfags anymore.
ac0f1a No.15677140
>>15677123
>Star Craft mobile
>Warcraft 4 exclusive to mobile
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS
6bac4a No.15677143
>>15677140
>playing an RTS on a mobile
How?
6bac4a No.15677146
>>15677138
Collapse can't come soon enough.
059807 No.15677153
>>15676957
HE BROKE THE CONDITIONING
THE LAST SANE MAN IN SAN FRAN
9932d0 No.15677158
>>15676957
Thou can not cuck he who with no woman lie, and with strange aeons even soy may die.
d0285b No.15677172
>>15677158
For he be the one who for a game so long awaited, so shall remain unabated.
1badba No.15677178
>>15677143
they will find a way, they didnt make BFA a Warcraft game, instead they made it a WOW expansion for some gay reason. So they are retarded enough to find a way.
f79fa1 No.15677179
blizzard is all about money.
more so since their cash cow is dying.
i'd guess their games are doing decent but poorly across the board
6bac4a No.15677184
>>15677178
No one plays RTS games anymore though. RTS is dead. Devs are not touching that genre with a stolen dick.
4ae385 No.15677185
>>15676957
All I got.
>>15676564
Is there a webm of "don't you have phones"?
ddc501 No.15677187
>>15677091
"hot" female diablo, wish they had done more with that idea. would also have been neat to see what diablo + a mix of other hosts could look like.
6bac4a No.15677191
>>15677187
>no sound
You know where to go back to
e1eef9 No.15677196
Not even Blizzcon defended it
ddc501 No.15677199
>>15677191
they were .gif files dude. converted them to webm so they would fit the file size limit.
71e4b5 No.15677215
9932d0 No.15677221
>>15677199
>>15677215
>>15677191
Now now, lets have none of that. The important thing here is to mock 141k dislikes on the Diablo Mobile trailer. You need to save that dismissive bile for Blizzard now, you'll be needing a LOT of it.
cdc61f No.15677233
>>15677221
Bethesda must be happy Blizz are taking some heat off of them and their shitty survival game.
ddc501 No.15677234
>>15677215
nope, google image search. (via Imgur) stop being gay.
>>15677221
agreed
33580a No.15677238
>>15677191
Why does she have a towel over her head?
7069a0 No.15677243
>>15677238
She's a free spirit. You got a problem with that?
34a13b No.15677250
>>15677238
She's eating ortolan, a dish which is currently illegal in most places.
People aren't exactly sure how the towel over the head began, but it's speculated to either be "hiding your shame from God" or to cover the grease on your face from eating it.
f0e3e6 No.15677258
Explain how mobile is shit for a point and click game?
cdc61f No.15677261
So, how legit is the rumor that it is a reskin of another mobileshit chinese game?
46f9b6 No.15677280
>>15677238
It looks more like a larger than normal napkin
d16f7b No.15677413
>>15676900
2007 is the general accepted "everything turned to shit" year.
4ae385 No.15677425
>>15677091
Leah being Diablo's daughter was a great way to circumvent the soulstone's destruction from Diablo2. Too bad it's the ONLY thing good in D3.
d16f7b No.15677487
>>15677258
technically it's fine, just like technically, Unity is a perfectly solid engine to build a game with. But almost every example of it is total shit in practice
9d2474 No.15677588
>Trailer reached the 150k dislikes
>Already surpassed Federation Force and C&C mobile in terms of trash fire intensity
>All of this in less than 24 hours
Blizzdrones have finally snapped? Absolutely everyone hates this.
Everyone.
7069a0 No.15677608
>>15677588
Well the "do you not have phones" comment didn't help.
dbce05 No.15678119
>>15674466
I like how they removed the auction house and then blamed it for all their failures when the game itself was just bad. The only reason people played it at all was the auction house, I had a few friends used Diablo 3 to pay for their holidays and weddings.
ef3163 No.15678201
>>15674466
But diablo died when 3 came out.
f05bc4 No.15678240
>>15677091
God this is amazing, more?
5ba9a3 No.15678353
>>15674531
Then dont watch it and shut the fuck up you big ass faggot.
dbce05 No.15678699
>>15676957
looks like red shirt guy has really turned his life around.
2b277a No.15678722
>>15676957
>The poise on his face as he mocks the devs
What a hero
278707 No.15678820
>>15674968
It's still stupid to have "removal of sexualized Trace pose" in there when the new one is just as "sexualized" as the one it replaced.
Makes you look like the retard you are.
1badba No.15678855
>>15674968
The only good game I see is Splatoon, I cant say anything about Ram Ranch 2 since I havnt played it yet.
b9b9c4 No.15678892
the journalists are at it again
a89e95 No.15678922
I would really prefer to have sex with farm animals than waste my time on recycled video games.
34a13b No.15678988
>>15678892
Does anybody other than Reddit care what journos think at this point?
632433 No.15679114
>>15676733
They thought fuck optics, I'm going in.
632433 No.15679117
>>15678892
wow jason schreier's appearance has become a lot more jewwy.
13637a No.15679180
>>15674466
Holy shit, I've never seen this many dislikes on a video. Honestly thought youtube had just changed the like bar to be grey.
dbce05 No.15679191
>>15679180
they have more than 1 relisting, be sure to dislike all of them.
c4d16f No.15679206
Diablo has sucked since the second one in my opinion. 2 is a boring grindfest. The only good one is 1, it has excellent atmosphere, fun items and things progress fast enough to not get boring.
34a13b No.15679212
>>15679206
Diablo was never great to begin with. It's one of those rare cases where the clones tended to be better than the original.
c96bd5 No.15679216
this situation is similar what EA did with Command and Conquer
there was another company copying Red Alert in China for mobile(that apparently was somewhat successful there), so EA funded their own fucking thing that looks similar also for China
thats what Blizzard is doing here
Chinese copy copied by original devs and company because it sold there
but this time its worse, this time they hired some other Chinese company that fucking copied Diablo, this time they HIRED THE PEOPLE WHO COPIED THEM
its so fucking crooked i dont know where to even start
c4d16f No.15679230
>>15676957
THE SAXON BEGAN TO HATE
894c41 No.15679321
>>15675176
I used to think the same, myself, then I saw what happened to Hollywood a couple of years ago. Think of it this way.
>be big name publisher
>spend more and more money every year developing the next Safe and Sanitized Theme Park Hugbox Simulator™
>bigger marketing budget
>larger team of useless developers who can't wipe their ass without supervisor approval during crunch time
>celebrity voice actors
>take old IPs that have well-developed history and characters and just waste time and money completely ignoring and rewriting all of it
>cut half of the content to sell in DLC season passes later
>stuff it to the gills with microtransactions and cosmetic horseshit
<actual unit sales are weak, but media praises it as a commercial success due to the sheer amount of cash it brings in
<except if it doesn't have all that extra post-launch income structure, or if the jewry is just too blatant
<like Star Jews: Shekelfront 2, Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus, or Shadow of the Tomb Raider
<rile the media that praised your game up to insult paying customers to shame them into buying your product
<piss off customers even less
<go into damage control
>Microsoft's Xbox One reveal is here ("We have a product for you, it's called the Xbox 360")
<start changing mechanics geared towards income to seem apologetic
<start trying to offer discounts and bonuses, even though it pisses off the people who bought at full price
<start trying to shift the narrative (Ubisoft around the time of Star Wars: Shekelfront 2: "We don't think it's appropriate to offer in-game stuff for money" so they change the cost to in-game currency that costs real money)
Look at Hollywood in 2016. They flooded the cinemas with a bunch of tentpole "feel-good" films they expected to do well so they could quickly grab a bunch of cash with their high-budget shit, and all but one of them in every season from that point on did so poorly that it turned heads. People have grown apathetic and really don't care; movies have gotten so expensive compared to the amount of money the average person makes. While ticket prices and profits have continuously gone up, the number of people actually going to movies has slowly waned, and Hollywood finally hit that breakpoint where you can only make things so expensive before most people just decide not to participate anymore.
Video games are now at the exact same point. While it may not seem like games are that expensive, keep in mind the entry cost for people wanting to play games: the hardware requirements. If you're just doing console gaming and buying new, consoles can range from $300-500, peripherals can be pricey, and new games are typically $60; buying used alleviates this, and buying prior generations can cut this cost significantly, but you may still be looking at $200-300 for a full, playable setup. PC gaming gets even more expensive if you're looking forward to new titles, with a good mid/upper-range computer and some games easily getting you close to $2000. Most people struggle with a $400 emergency, even with the appropriate insurance, and a lot of people worry about food and rent… Most people are not making the same amount they used to, even if the economy looks like it's booming, and with rising inflation, that $60 they were making 10-15 years ago does not go the same distance, meaning that people have to make some very touch choices. Entertainment is one of the first things to get cut.
We're also talking about the same group of people that lock perfectly good on-launch content behind DLC paywalls and microtransactions, the same group of people that play by the Ubisoft line of thinking of turning the "$60 consumer into a $200 consumer" through microtransactions and DLCs. They regularly shut off as much content as possible so they can try to make more money on the back-end while simultaneously mass-marketing preorders, cutting out demos, and giving as little information as they can.
All of this is horrendously fucked, and it's a trend that is hard to spot and regularly ignored, but it's there.
>>15679216
Blizzard's executives have been massive fucking faggots for a very long time. The Blizzard North devs that worked on Diablo 2 getting fired after the successful launch of their game, the massive theme park shitshow that was World of Warcraft, and the like. The recent horseshit with Overwatch, Hearthstone, and Diablo 3 are just the most recent end of the trend.
3d4b59 No.15679492
>>15679321
>People have grown apathetic and really don't care
No they've grown depressed and drugged. The apathy is just a byproduct of that.
c2dfaa No.15680061
>>15674609
Was there ever any doubt?
ff2659 No.15680337
>>15676957
Who would've expected a balding bespectacled man would be the sane person to speak the truth. They're usually the ones with soyface video thumbnails, funko pops and talking about diversity. Have we come full circle?
69dfa0 No.15680546
>>15678892
I've notice (((journalists))) will defend anything the majority of gamers hate and constantly shit on anything the majority love.
8627ff No.15680987
I guess you could say Blizzard phoned it in.
b45f9f No.15680992
>>15677926
lol
absolutely no one
4f2946 No.15682739
>>15674968
Why do you keep posting this retarded inforgraphic everywhere?
4f2946 No.15682939
>>15676482
>cropping a non-NSFW image
faggot
e44f36 No.15683547
i guess grindy gear game's stock market (if they have any) just went up (or at least tencent for owning them)
e44f36 No.15683558
>>15678892
who fucking cares about what a few random think ?
Anyone who right a shitty blog is now called a journalist.
e44f36 No.15683745
>>15676957
>insert His.smile.and.optimism:gone.meme.jpg
65fb49 No.15684168
>>15676957
Blizzard will forbid wearing red shirts next blizzcon.
Also
MOBILESHIT DEVS OF THE WORLD UNITE
e44f36 No.15684374
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hey, remember this?
>Activition copyrighted their new (back in 2015) idea of matchmaking made to stimulate and promote microtransaction by matching player with good player who have tons of MTX so that the new player is encourage to buy what the veteran have.
they have everything ready for mobile coop diablo :^)
96e1a7 No.15684519
>>15676069
The entire trailer feels like an episode of the power rangers. Nothing ever makes any contact with anything.
5a6585 No.15684812
>>15684649
>1st pic
I'm sorry, there's early access on mobile now?
hAVE jEWS nO sHAME?
efcc33 No.15684829
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
The actual video of the announcement is more cringeworthy than I thought imaginable.
70ab1c No.15684988
>>15676741
>it's just one instance
fuck you, I'm going to make a compilation of these until I hit the file size limit
eecc10 No.15686290
>>15676348
How can this fat fuck live with himself after such a horrendous display?
4f2946 No.15686819
>>15683601
it's unbelievable how many normalfags will call you "edgy" when you criticize a video game and go against the consensus. Saw it when fags got butthurt someone criticized Kojima.
3d9997 No.15689048
e8ffe5 No.15690320
5a6585 No.15691003
>>15690320
>Bumping a thread that's over the bump limit
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/reddit/
5a6585 No.15691028