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SOON TO BE A SOURCE FILMMAKER VIDEO
Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard in Mac Anu when I logged in after work. He was dressed as Endrance. Knowing this was going to happen, I had Zelkova hack together a Machas plush item and put it in my inventory. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
“So I heard you like Machas…”
“MACHAS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MACHAS.”
“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Machas, that is…” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a machas’)
“OF COURSE.”
“Well, I just happen to have a Machas here, and…”
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting his avatar across the face with the plush, he grabbed it. In one swift motion, his pants were unequipped and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Machas I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Machas.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into an alley, pretending nothing had ever happened, not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act in a root town there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying into his mic this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the lord partizans tried to get him to stop, but he bit her character for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few lord partizans (all dressed up like Piros the Third) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of his avatar. Meanwhile the mods were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later an AIDA alarm went off and we were all shuffled into some shops. Over the headset the admin announced that someone had thrown an infected plush toy into the chaos gate building. Uh, what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the admin came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden, this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.
I asked a mod later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to log him out and threatened to sue for his coma and “whatever else happened.” CC Corp threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Machas?