>>15654491
no, I'm talking about the least legal brown aliens spreading their seed
The whole alien thing seems pretty simple to me:
>race of alien birds
>make artificial planets or enhance planets with their tech
>it's all powered by ivory
>maybe they're like engineers from Prometheus
>local wildlife aka humans discover ivory and its potent properties
>make a cult out of it
>experiment with it
>use up all the ivory
>engineer has to fly down on a V.V.0R-Machine type 3 to check up on it
>finds Royal sending him some bullshit from the moon, jamming up his favorite space country rock station on the radio
>gets rid of him, proceeds to planet
>shit's fucked and this little magnet hair shaped piece of shit annoying brat with a little wrench keeps him from doing his job
And Royal can't regenerate without ivory present, so he's dead. Like dead-o-rific.