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File: a54b76dfd4d9bd2⋯.png (180.04 KB, 256x352, 8:11, ClipboardImage.png)

90cee0  No.15640524

Okay i kinda understand why you are saying Half Life is shit but what about other Valve's games? What do you think about Portal/Portal 2? You may say it's Overrated but I don't think anyone can deny it's great and awesome.

43b781  No.15640530

it sux


3138ce  No.15640536

Half Life it's not shit.


1766c9  No.15640547

It was fun, but it wasn't as good as the first.


deadf9  No.15640563

File: b7e8748f0cb1cb7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 221 KB, 1280x928, 40:29, tumblr_oyejy4XHnz1u158zuo1….png)

The game was fun, but the story was too cheesy and the puzzles themselves were often too simple. I find it hard to believe it takes place in the same universe as Half-Life with how silly it gets at times.


d50a15  No.15640568

First one was great. The second was casual garbage.

Kind of a theme going with Valve's games.


6f9006  No.15640570

It did some things better than the first but i think it tried too hard with the "humor". They tried to make a new cake is a lie thing with the combustible lemons. If you ignore that part i think the gameplay is overall better and the level editor is welcome.


ad8c88  No.15640573

v hates anything that gets too much love. I really enjoy the game and think it is really good.


668ddc  No.15640574

>>15640524

I dig the aesthetic and mood of the whole facility and the old labs way more than I enjoyed the puzzles and storyline. I'd play a shitty walking simulator game where you just explored this weird anachronistic super science lab for hours and hours if it had that same style and feel.


76e88e  No.15640602

>>15640524

It's alright, the main reason people hate it is because it was part of the 2006 event that tried to commercialize "nerd culture" to normalfags, so now it's forever associated with everything that's wrong with videogames these days.


deadf9  No.15640611

>>15640602

But Portal 2 came out in 2011.


cfce3e  No.15640615

Aesthetically okay but not really as memorable as the first. First Half-Life is great. It's the sequel 2 that really sucks. Overly praised for its cinematic interactive cutscenes that you'll desperately want to skip if you want to replay and unwarranted driving sections and ending on the one worse cliffhangers in video game history. It's doubtful they'll ever do a Port 3 or Half-Life 2 Episode 3 unless there was a third-party involve. Valve gave up on making games for Steam.


e6c135  No.15640721

2011 was when I was living with my nana, portal 2 was the first game I played without her watching me so I kinda like it just for that reason alone, I didn't really care about the contents of the game itself I was just super excited to finally play a game without her nagging me all the time to "go back to the words" she meant the menu screen, she would do that with every fucking game I played, one time she made me cry and I got flustered because I didn't want to stay on the pause menu all the time.

Anyway portal 2 is ok, its got that brand of le wacky humor which I can't stand, I liked the bit where you explore the old company I wish the whole game took place there instead.


ad8c88  No.15640723

>>15640721

you sound like a massive faggot tbh


1831e4  No.15640748

Its alright. The 'the villain was a victim all along' wasn't needed, the bounce gel was a neat idea but kind of bland compared to just 'hey lets leave the white rooms'.

But lets be honest we would all rate it lower if not for cave johnson, love or hate the jokes J.K Simmons is a hell of a voice.


b38e57  No.15640758

The first Portal was excellent, the sequel not so much.


dab38c  No.15640910

The humor took a massive step back. Fell into the habit of telling unfunny jokes. Carolyn was a mistake, Cave Johnson was a mistake. Portals the second time around were also a mistake. The level designs were awful, the game revolved around finding white space and overly-telegraphed portal placements.


261cb4  No.15640911

It was extremely linear. Like the Uncharted of puzzle games. Once you beat it once, you'd seen everything it has. Future playthroughs become boring and predictable.


a7d52b  No.15640920

The co op was spectacular the rest was fairly boring and took too long


68c571  No.15640954

Portal 1 had a great blend of bleak atmosphere with dark humor, it's the better of the two games in terms of writing and setting. Gameplay-wise it's somewhat let down by the game's use of portals never really leaving "tech demo" territory. I hesitate to even call it a puzzle game since it's only remotely puzzling for idiots who have trouble understanding how portals work.

Portal 2 was influenced too much by TF2, it lost a lot of the first game's atmosphere and was too overblown, really it felt like it belonged more in the TF2 universe than the HL2 one. However gameplay-wise it is much closer to a puzzle game. Especially when you play some of the custom-made content that has been made with the in-game editor. Seriously you faggots are missing out on a great puzzle game by just playing the story mode and every fucking time I bring this up I get a bunch of twats who spout the same bullshit because they're among the aforementioned idiots who thought Portal 1 was in any way challenging.


d5f0e1  No.15641113

loved it, just no replay value


6ddd5e  No.15641306

>>15641113

For sure, most of the puzzles only have one solution, and the game's story is really linear. I don't think there will be a time like 2008 ever again, when Portal was new and exciting and TF2 didn't suck dick.


d05d08  No.15641353

File: 6a4703920c61da6⋯.jpg (5.96 KB, 259x194, 259:194, download.jpg)

File: 72c954a1c6501f4⋯.jpg (30.94 KB, 530x297, 530:297, 530-90_567325a19d3c1.jpg)

it was great , they refined it in the 2nd but they reditfied it, the casual community was more important, hur dur the cake is a loo

the door always bothered the shit out of me, its like an unfinished texture.


deadf9  No.15641411

>>15641353

>the door always bothered the shit out of me

YES, HOLY SHIT

I forgot about that, it looks so ugly.


d05d08  No.15641426

>>15641411

its like people were so fucking retarded they had to literally put a out of place sign right there saying this is the exit.


d05d08  No.15641461

File: 0aadb5eeb16d285⋯.webm (4.89 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2.webm)

File: be94d2ebe8e4a85⋯.webm (5.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3.webm)


d05d08  No.15641469

File: 0a97cf31726297a⋯.webm (1.44 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 5.webm)

File: b4f2e6c3b15b31c⋯.webm (9.64 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 4.webm)


8e251e  No.15641521

>>15640524

Portal always felt to me like a Miniclip.com time-waster in the form of a mainstream vidya title. It's short, unrefined and experimental, with puzzles that are more reliant on your reflexes than your reasoning ability, but it's very fun for those evenings where you have absolutely nothing else planned and want to relax.

It's far from being some revolutionary title and Valve trying to make a sequel to it was a mistake, IMO,but I can see why people like it.


3a3406  No.15641548

Semi decent, the focus on humor aged it very poorly in both games, 2 being worse than 1.


d05d08  No.15641610

File: 38feeba39527e63⋯.png (250.89 KB, 1303x2718, 1303:2718, The mind of a playtester ….png)


3a3406  No.15641668

>>15641610

>Valve tailor made Half Life for Reddit.

Looks like play testing was a mistake.


d11182  No.15641670

File: d9d669b1810e88e⋯.jpg (78.32 KB, 750x734, 375:367, d9d669b1810e88ef5ebd24844e….jpg)

>>15641610

You should put the reddit mascot on that.

>>15641461

>>15641469

I can hear contempt in their voices. Maybe I'm just projecting.


d05d08  No.15641675

>>15641670

I can hear it too


e213e4  No.15641722

File: 93041eb0beec02f⋯.jpg (14.88 KB, 350x384, 175:192, bowser stare.jpg)

>>15641469

>>15641461

I remember listening to this in the game years ago. I can understand not wanting to make a game frustrating or tedious, but "getting stuck for several minutes" sounds like it falls in the realm of being simply challenging. Then again, I don't know exactly what kind of hell these poor bastards had to go through in order to idiot-proof the game.


d05d08  No.15641749

File: 50966dfb739b622⋯.webm (2.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Valve Commentary on Playt….webm)

>>15641722

hers a better webm.


108ead  No.15641755

>>15641610

>Half-Life is so linear there's no way they'd give you multiple pathes in a map

Reddit can't recognize a maze when its right underneath them.


9fbff0  No.15641758

>>15641749

Playtesting was a mistake


8da9a2  No.15641760

>>15640524

The atmosphere of the game was ruined by the constant onslaught of pickle rick tier so le wacky jokes.

I hated that it was going to be tied to the half life universe, had half life continued.

They also tried to force in micro transactions in the multiplayer, which was a ridiculous idea.


df0a9c  No.15641786

File: 22e3caa5d7f3393⋯.jpg (22.83 KB, 450x245, 90:49, DPukC62WkAAaHwg.jpg)

>>15641755

reddit couldn't recognize a maze if they were lost in it for half an hour.


d05d08  No.15641815

File: 0c039e5a75a1a1d⋯.png (372.74 KB, 1303x2718, 1303:2718, The mind of a playtester ….png)


bfcfa7  No.15641819

it's boring and the puzzles are overly easy. like generic 3rd-person-action-game easy.


d11182  No.15641867

File: d1e994a1682bd9f⋯.gif (567.2 KB, 365x295, 73:59, facebookfilename.gif)

File: be0587415607668⋯.jpg (509.2 KB, 2377x2387, 2377:2387, be058741560766804c0c257de7….jpg)


9200ea  No.15641873

>>15640524

Who are you talking to?


deadf9  No.15641878

>>15641867

What the fuck are George and Jeb doing in that photo?


d11182  No.15641884

>>15641878

Are you underage?


75eb90  No.15641893

>>15641610

This was in dev comments from the release so it should be a joke.


ab1997  No.15641902

>>15640568

But the second one is twice as difficult as the first. The first is practically a tech demo.


9fbff0  No.15641921

>>15641884

No he's dead apparently


c6bc60  No.15641953

>>15641461

episode 2 was like a shorter easier hl2 it even had like the mini ravenholm where alex shoots a sniper also you always had ai backup which was almost never the case except rarely in hl2


c6bc60  No.15641973

>>15640524

ummm me and my m8 still play that game you know the custom chambers, but if i remember the single player story in that game was decent and the puzzles were mostly simple but fun, the co-op i can only speak for the player made maps did a bit of the valve ones but they tend to be kinda easy


deadf9  No.15641995

>>15641884

No, I'm not American


174376  No.15642005

It's piss easy which is the biggest sin any puzzle game can commit.

>>15641995

You don't fight for the right of every man?


f247a7  No.15642026

I lament thier original plan to focus on new Geo/spatial puzzle mechanics, which they scrapped after playtesters demanded their portal gun back. It's like, chill, they'll fucking put it in towards the end probably they're trying to genuinely replicate the novelty and innovation of the first one, or they were.


736671  No.15642035

File: 35f6a2a430fa7dc⋯.jpg (11.91 KB, 350x350, 1:1, Slavery.jpg)

Portal is a short tech demo with zero replayability. Never bothered with the sequel because I woke up to DRM by that point.


cfa43a  No.15642061

File: 1bf24d0f60b515f⋯.gif (1.17 MB, 738x761, 738:761, 1bf24d0f60b515f8ee628ebb50….gif)

>>15641610

Edit: Thanks for the gold! :D !

i fucking hate them, i hate them and i hate you for making me read all that shite

FUCK


d11182  No.15642062

File: c532c75ad6eb276⋯.jpg (33.01 KB, 500x364, 125:91, fe0027cc9d107070f26338c0ab….jpg)

>>15641995

Well then I shouldn't have to explain it.


23f7c9  No.15642114

I want to hug SHODAN GLaDOS.


d05d08  No.15642170

File: 86dbb7a2148baa8⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1368x1152, 19:16, Came across an awesome pai….png)


64bda2  No.15642210

>>15642170

It never occurred to me to think of the dozens of other things Reddit destroyed besides video game related things. Now my mind wonders at how they ruined other priceless artifacts like antique guns or historical items.


174376  No.15642220

>>15642210

Didn't some fuck ruin a moist nugget by painting it with brony shit?


827383  No.15642221

>>15642170

>>15642210

I was curious and looked it up. It wasn't an original, it was a common textured reprint. Still ruined it, but misleading crop.


841237  No.15642222

File: 4fff074f9f062a6⋯.png (357.25 KB, 475x792, 475:792, 4fff074f9f062a604f63d5ae31….png)

>>15642170

>see great painting

>nope need to inject the same shitty reddit and maymay/soy wars/harry potter pop culture into it to truly enjoy it

And here i thought i couldn't hate reddit more than i already did.

>>15642210

They're like niggers. They can't see a great painting and accept it's something good. They need someone to tell them it's worth a lot of money or they will just destroy it.


d76c37  No.15642230

File: b31e7a3fab12a63⋯.jpg (14.65 KB, 680x671, 680:671, 1464423673018-0.jpg)

>>15642170

>juxtapositioning a crudely drawn meme of the month onto a beautiful painting

This image perfectly captures the essence of reddit.

>>15642220

Yeah but I think some guy later carved the whore paint off of it.


d05d08  No.15642232

File: fb8ed7baee39466⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1191x913, 1191:913, p4.png)

File: 154efc1031e7fda⋯.png (1.03 MB, 837x845, 837:845, 1505545750572.png)

File: edc5f5ead1315dc⋯.jpg (67.19 KB, 854x274, 427:137, Reddit destroys starcraft ….jpg)

File: 19bc231b4365179⋯.png (1.35 MB, 1448x922, 724:461, Got a Blue Devkit Playstat….png)


9fbff0  No.15642240

>>15642222

Can't argue with those quints

>>15642232

Considering mednafen is damn near perfect, not so bent about that PS1 devkit.


9fbff0  No.15642242

>>15642240

>quints

quads


174376  No.15642244

>>15642222

>>15642230

>>15642232

I just don't understand. Do they do this shit solely to post it on reddit?

>>15642240

It's not so much emulation as it is seeing alpha or never before seen pre-release versions of games.


d05d08  No.15642245

File: d8cdd1f8af0332e⋯.jpg (765.8 KB, 1760x1730, 176:173, wZOz3mo.jpg)


d05d08  No.15642252

>>15642240

Devkits allow you to make your own games for the console, or add new patches and fixes to a game or completely revamp it and add new features.

Skyrim allows you to mod it but it require hacking the game and injecting code to do it, a devkit would allow you access to the source code allowing for completely new things.


9fbff0  No.15642260

File: 65f340f553e4522⋯.jpg (31.03 KB, 548x536, 137:134, shutting down.jpg)

>>15642245

You know, I don't often say this and mean it, but the man who did this needs to be killed.


b3a2cd  No.15642261

>>15642260

>>15642245

I don't know shit about /k/, how historical is it


23f7c9  No.15642262

>>15642260

Wasn't it bought and saved?


d5bad6  No.15642263

>>15642261

german rifle painted blue with a ponyfag sticker stuck on it


d05d08  No.15642265

>>15642261

historical ww2 rifle


23f7c9  No.15642266

File: 8fb28dfcda4e0a9⋯.jpg (180.82 KB, 914x496, 457:248, problem, officer?.jpg)

>>15642261

About as historical as this.


73d820  No.15642267

File: 4b251af72d8d1b0⋯.webm (2.56 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 27f7f57507002449ba28f9ef7….webm)

THIS WAS A TRIUMPH


d5bad6  No.15642270

>>15642266

That hurts my soul dubsman


29ccf4  No.15642271

File: 74613082f2c3ae5⋯.jpeg (1.2 MB, 4288x2688, 67:42, B3F65A16-2A62-4157-BBEB-9….jpeg)

>>15642261

Let me put it in perspective, >>15642245 is to /k/ as pic related is to /tg/


d5bad6  No.15642272

>>15642271

THIS THREAD IS BAD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH


23f7c9  No.15642275

File: 10f6371bf4786cf⋯.jpg (12.25 KB, 480x360, 4:3, I've seen some shit.jpg)


9fbff0  No.15642281

>>15642271

I will never, to the day I die, understand why ponyfags exist.


174376  No.15642284

>>15642271

More proof that SM players are giant faggots


b72448  No.15642294

>>15642281

No jobs means no women means men fail and turn to drugs or ponies.

>>15642232

Burn reddit down.


d76c37  No.15642298

>>15642267

I'm usually forgiving of the developer's politics and thoughts, but when those things get inject into my video games I get pissed. Glad I stayed away from Valve's garbage.

>>15642271

Even without the downy paint scheme this would still be autistic as fuck. There's something sad when looking at these pictures and knowing there's a human behind the camera that cares about all that crap.


29ccf4  No.15642307

>>15642298

Eh, there are worse hobbies than tabletop, I’m sure there are people out there who would call /v/‘s devotion to vidya autistic

Though even most of the guys I know who play 40k would be disgusted at the level of blatant money wasting going on.


e57120  No.15642315

File: af084e0d8a81af0⋯.png (219.9 KB, 306x375, 102:125, Now Listen Here You Little….PNG)

>>15642252

>Skyrim allows you to mod it but it require hacking the game and injecting code to do it, a devkit would allow you access to the source code allowing for completely new things.

Skyrim's source code would be stored in a physical medium separate from a devkit, since it's a PC game first a console game second. Devkits are only useful if they actually have source code inside or the guy who has it also has early beta and alpha versions of a rom or shit like that.


d05d08  No.15642340

File: a1232c3630447dd⋯.png (592.81 KB, 1394x551, 1394:551, red.png)

>>15642272

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING?! YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!


174376  No.15642371

>>15642340

What's reddit's holy trinity supposed to be?


d05d08  No.15642385

>>15642371

just means to uphold their reddit values.


166c82  No.15642397

short as hell and not many different ways to solve puzzles. I cant believe it launched with a $40-50 price tag.


166c82  No.15642405

>>15642245

>>15642260

The gun was not a genuine historical item, retard. it was a reproduction


6a6b17  No.15642416

>>15642170

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to Zelda tattoos, this shit should not surprise you


da1372  No.15642419

Cave Johnson, shooting the moon and the mods were okay. Everything else sucked.

>so many black walls that at one point it became a feature to make walls white again

>valve trying to capture lightning in a bottle again with the potato "meme", forgetting that the cake and companion cube memes actually had context and meaning in the first game's story rather than just being "lol so wacky and random!"

>Valve dipping their toe in monetizing hats TF2 style, probably would have went in full force if anybody actually gave a shit

>shit lore that amounts to nothing and is inconsistent with previously revealed information


9fbff0  No.15642430

>>15642405

Doesn't change the fact that he needs to be killed


23f7c9  No.15642505

File: 1f1169cadee7ab9⋯.jpg (147.45 KB, 1364x862, 682:431, SPVNE.jpg)

>>15642371

LOGIC AND REASON, Atheism, and Weed.


d76c37  No.15642546

File: dfa1d5ae9f17ae8⋯.jpg (56.52 KB, 540x540, 1:1, 1524539480181.jpg)

>>15642505

Got any more images like these?


46630c  No.15642563

>>15642210

That painting is a print. Most of them wouldn't know how to get their hands on good shit to ruin, though they do get lucky and fuck up some real bad shit sometimes.

One fuckup that I remember reading about was that they tried to "solve" the boston bomber and tracked down somebody who they suspected to be the perpetrator, who disappeared at about a week before the bombing, so they doxxed him. They filled his lines with phone calls, people sent him letters saying that he was fucking terrible and a fucking monster, and the works.

Turns out the guy who they had found was missing because he had committed suicide a week earlier. They had been flooding his new widow and children who he left behind with hate and vitriol from every dimension, and even though people finally found out they fucked up, it took forever for everybody to get the memo, so she was being hounded for several months nonstop.

Apparently, that's where the "we did it, Reddit!" thing you see on screencaps comes from. They're referencing how they fuck shit up. It's an inside joke that their attempts at vigilante justice just ended up harassing a poor widow.

Contrast this to how 4chan like 10 years ago exposed a school shooting threat by a photo that was pointed at a window, and they could use information visible out the window to triangulate the exact house that the photo was taken from, and got the guy arrested before the next school day even started.


23f7c9  No.15642574

File: 9533f75b187a08f⋯.jpg (308.51 KB, 1085x1923, 1085:1923, Acardiac.JPG)

File: 58d82eb948437de⋯.jpg (600.01 KB, 1536x2056, 192:257, babby.jpg)

File: d8f312a7f729438⋯.jpg (16.09 KB, 386x487, 386:487, 54e7c5a63dc421a2471b6b4c3a….jpg)

File: 7943ac65f0554ab⋯.jpg (27.89 KB, 297x425, 297:425, ghoul.jpg)

File: 2b9c19f98fb9056⋯.jpg (183.1 KB, 900x738, 50:41, 680146.jpg)

>>15642546

Medical pictures? A few. I suggest paying a visit to medical websites like Medscape or private clinics.

If it's eastern European material you're looking form, try http://russiansandgod.tumblr.com.


998dbf  No.15642585

>>15640524

both portals are decent puzzle games that provide fun, first games story was alright until reddit started drooling all over it, second one is pure reddit-tier shit. the biggest problem is the length.

the atmosphere of the first game was superb and reminiscent of both half-life games. portal 2 lost a lot of this atmosphere and felt lackluster in comparison

hl2 is irredeemable shit btw


b3281e  No.15642590

File: 1ca806ea4105c19⋯.mp4 (1.37 MB, 476x360, 119:90, 64-bit MEGASLAP.mp4)

>>15642244

You can't get pre-release or alpha versions without the DISKS

>>15642271

>Large Base Terminators

No loss there

>Small base Terminators

Jimmies a little rustled

It's mostly new stuff that is easily replaced though. The decor makes me want to murder somebody though.


322493  No.15642603

File: 99e57861f1ce44d⋯.png (9.95 KB, 538x297, 538:297, Screenshot_167.png)

>>15640524

Game was fun and stumped me quite a few times I'll admit, but the humor in hindsight is pretty Reddit (le potatoes xDDDD space le xD) but I also wont lie that me 7 years ago ate that type of stuff up.

Is Portal 2 the "Rick and Morty" of gaming? A solid video game that puts a lot of people off from watching it because of it's humour and fanbase?


998dbf  No.15642609

>>15642603

>rick and morty

>solid when its basis is shit as compared to portal 2 which is a playable video game

no


9e4cb5  No.15642631

I recently went back and played both and the controls in portal 2 felt really delayed and sluggish compared to 1. Which made any reflex based puzzles really annoying.

>>15640910

Agreed. There were only a few puzzles that made me stop and think and it was always because I just hadn't seen a button or box I needed to complete the puzzle. It all felt really straightforward.


98a91e  No.15642685

File: 2e9a46ed5b11dbe⋯.webm (3.34 MB, 600x600, 1:1, portal.kelly_bailey.self-….webm)

>>15640524

Thanks for reminding me, OP, I hate the sequel with GREAT PASSION.

People here tend to hate Portal for “the cake is a lie” memes normalfags spammed back in 2007 yet other than that one joke the game had a pretty serious and even at times horror atmosphere, it’s called blaming the tool for its user.

Which isn’t the fucking case with the sequel, that shit is full-blown Big Bang Theory-esque sitcom with robots. Nobody ever shuts their fucking mouths, even during the puzzles. GOD, EVEN DURING THE FUCKING COMMUNITY-MADE CHAMBERS! THEY JUST HAD TO PUT THAT UNFUNNY CLOWN CAVE JOHNSON IN THERE TOO.

Speaking of puzzles, there are barely any of them: 75% of the time you’ll spend walking with a literal retard and listening to his nonsensical screeching and the other 25% are the actual test chambers that you complete in less than 5 minutes, nobody ever leaves you alone. It’s a fucking circus, the player must be entertained at all times.

In the original game you wake up in creepy unfamiliar place, you don’t know who you are, where you are or what the fuck happened or will happen. Your only clues are the clipboard in the chamber where the only thing you can make out is “#234” that implies that you’re far from being the first one—which, by the way, was fucking retconned in the comic and now—ahem—“Chell” is actually THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT—and an emotionless glitching voice that may or may not be pre-recorder for all you know. That’s fucking it, here’s your “Environmental Storytelling 101”. What part two has to offer? “Ha-ha! You can’t talk, get it, because it’s a video game trope! Humans are so icky!!!”

Everything worked in support of this atmosphere. The textures, the lighting the fucking music, oh God, the music. Who was the degenerate who thought that replacing the orgasmic ambient tracks by Kelly Bailey with these autistic beeps and boops was a good idea?! “Yay, science is FUN!” What a fucking joke. Sure, some tracks are fine but that’s irrelevant because it’s not them you’re going to be hearing during the actual gameplay. What you’re going to be hearing is shit that might as well have a negative effects on your brain activity.

Portal 2 fails even at something as basic as colors. Nigger, colors! The original test chambers were predominantly white-and-blue with rust-brown. None of the walls were perfectly clean, quite the opposite in fact, they were full of imperfections. All this creates this freezingly cold aesthetic. Which later gets subverted when you reach the escape sections of the game where orange is the dominant color, you know the complementary color of blue. In the sequel 'everything is just blue, even the air at times.

The “lore” is a great offender too. Listen here, future game developers, if you’re ever going to release a sequel never, I say NEVER, spoon-feed literally all the lore there is. You leave fucking nothing to speculate over, no mods will ever be made for your game that explore the untold parts of the story and your shitty game will die in a year. I call it the Hotline Miami 2 syndrome.

In conclusion, Portal was about being lost alone in an long-abandoned ethically-questionable research facility where your only goal is to escape and optionally uncover its secrets. That is, if you can survive the tests. Sure, it’s short and the gameplay is below average but the atmosphere alone sold this small game. Having little it achieved a lot. Portal 2, on the other hand, should’ve never left the concept art stage, because that’s the only time it was close to being good. Fuck that “game”, it must be de-canonized. The only useful thing it did was marking the year after which everything related to Valve went to complete and utter shit: 2010. March 1st – annoying radios were added to Portal and a day later the fucking ending was changed, May 26th – Half-Life 2 and the episodes were ported to a new engine, June 23rd – Counter-Strike: Source was ported to a new engine and raped in the process with shit that nobody asked for, September 30th - Half-Life 2: Deathmatch was moved to a new engine, then GCFs were replaced with NCFs, SteamPipe was introduced, Steam’s UI went to gay-blue like every other botnet on the planet (though this one is the least I care about) and so on and so forth. I guess the only exception to this rule is Day of Defeat: Source which was raped in 2008, but whatever, you get the point.


998dbf  No.15642701

>>15642685

>Your only clues are the clipboard in the chamber where the only thing you can make out is “#234” that implies that you’re far from being the first one—which, by the way, was fucking retconned in the comic and now—ahem—“Chell” is actually THE FIRST TEST SUBJECT

retconning is valve's forte

why care about the universe of any valve game when literally anything is subject to being changed at a whim, see half-life 2 and every single fucking story element from hl1 being retconned and not a single character in hl2 aside from gordon/g-man existing in hl1 despite the game claiming they did like the player did not have eyes when they played hl1


6a87db  No.15642707

Valve doesn't even make games anymore. it's one of the negatives of being too successful.


998dbf  No.15642720

>>15642707

to be fair any new games they make would inevitably be trash


72b6f6  No.15642733

File: 3f06c3e48c6ccca⋯.jpg (1.66 MB, 2400x2000, 6:5, gwsgh.jpg)


322493  No.15642744

File: f5ee1fcb493e628⋯.jpg (321.84 KB, 727x632, 727:632, Barney_Calhoun_bust.jpg)

>>15642701

>not a single character aside from gordon/g-man

???


31cfff  No.15642753

File: 7ceebf4fce74aa2⋯.jpg (93.75 KB, 480x692, 120:173, hl2ru.alliance_contest.307.jpg)

>>15642701

HL2 can barely be called a sequel, it’s pretty much just “Hey, Gordon, it’s me, your agent, G-Man. I have a new job for you.” for the most part. Which is fine, I’d rather have that than the shitty drama that got instead. So, I didn’t care much about the fact that characters were retconned as much as I did about the fact that the game just doesn’t want you to have fun and wants you to stand and listen to these boring uninteresting characters talk for 20 minutes. This shit simply goes against what (to me) Half-Life was always about: surviving alone in some God-forgotten shithole.

>>15642744

Barney is a bro and the only good character in the HL2 series. Good thing they let him go in Episode One.


76e88e  No.15642760

>>15640611

>Honest thoughts about Portal (2)

>What do you think about Portal/Portal 2?

???


998dbf  No.15642769

>>15642744

show me at which point this supposed barney shows up in hl1

oh fucking wait

>>15642753

it can also barely be called a sequel because it actually has worse gameplay than its predecessor with worse enemies, enemy variety, weapons, weapon variety, and lack of innovation in terms of gameplay excluding physics for which the entire game was a tech demo for.

that's also the issue with hl2, you are no longer just a dude who's isolated and attempting to survive against an overbearing alien threat but now it's a gay ass generic dystopian story where you fight alongside a rebellion which is shit. ep1/ep2 would have been 10x more enjoyable had gordon been alone and by alone i mean literally nobody but combine and xen aliens, especially ep1 as it would be a callback to hl1 where you are forced to survive against soldiers and animalistic aliens while isolated from everyone else


322493  No.15642774

File: 541170a809b910d⋯.jpg (20.54 KB, 220x271, 220:271, 220px-Half-Life_Blue_Shift….jpg)


998dbf  No.15642789

>>15642774

are you a retard and forgetting that this takes place is an entirely different section from the facility that is an entire facility away from where gordon is and that this barney never interacts with gordon, thus the security guard you are claiming to be the barney character in hl2 cannot be this one?


98a91e  No.15642792

File: d9fcd4c3ea30504⋯.jpg (301.17 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, hl2.electric_blue_skies.th….jpg)

>>15642769

>ep1/ep2 would have been 10x more enjoyable had gordon been alone and by alone i mean literally nobody but combine and xen aliens, especially ep1 as it would be a callback to hl1 where you are forced to survive against soldiers and animalistic aliens while isolated from everyone else

My nigger. Half-Life 2 is a good setting wasted on a bad game.


fbfea6  No.15642825

Portal 1 was made to be a puzzle game with some decent writing/atmosphere added to give it character.

Portal 2 was made because reddit liked it when they said the cake was a lie. Complete with 'celebrity' voice actors and making sure the gameplay didn't get in the way of the jokes.

Outside of co op the best bit of Portal 2 was the underground labs where Cave Johnson having a breakdown was just played in the background instead of the game play stopping so Valve could make sure you knew they were trying to tell a joke and the gel seemed like an actual effort to think of new puzzles.


6a87db  No.15642837

>>15642789

That guy is Barney Calhoun, moron.


76e88e  No.15642858

>>15641893

>This was in dev comments from the release so it should be a joke.

It should have been.

But it's not.


76e88e  No.15642864

>>15642170

>Did he really paint a UFO or some shit onto a painting?

>Open thumbnail

>It's fucking Rick and Morty

Of course. What the fuck else would it be? Redditors need to be fucking deleted.


d05d08  No.15643024

>>15642753

he never did give you that beer he owed you.


998dbf  No.15643183

>>15642837

>i can't read the post i'm responding to


b7f533  No.15643450

Portal 1 & 2 are pure fun

Finally get the split screen coop to work and is even more fun


b7f533  No.15643461

>>15640536

>Half Life is shit

That's a millennials meme.

Those kids don't even finger fuck each other.


286402  No.15643507

>>15640524

Portal 1 is a good game. Portal 2 multiplayer is also good. Portal 2 singleplayer is dull.


f0106e  No.15643547

I thought it was nice. Shame the perpetual testing initiative isn't very good, and some faggots uploaded REALLY LONG AS FUCK nonpuzzles and TAS shit


f0106e  No.15643551

>>15643547

Also if you upload a story .bsp into the perpetual testing initiative

I unironically hope you get sodomized with a cattleprod.


060ae2  No.15643571

File: b7aba5b7b60a2b3⋯.jpg (64.11 KB, 654x539, 654:539, Consider.jpg)

>>15642245

>>15642266

I don't get why people shit themselves over stuff like this. Yes its in poor taste and unfortunate, but its not Paul Mauser's workshop prototype. You're crying over a hot rodded Corolla.


286402  No.15643583

File: dd0275e82c6db52⋯.jpg (82.14 KB, 312x809, 312:809, Scientist_01.jpg)

File: 36c978e73cbe864⋯.jpg (172.63 KB, 920x720, 23:18, kleiner.jpg)

>>15642744

>It's me, the only security guard you never got a chance to kill!

Kleiner is the only HL2 character who actually resembles any of the generics from HL1.


2d035d  No.15643632

>>15640954

I don't think the in-game editor was executed well. There are over half a million single-player maps and there is no practical way to search through them other than to go by popularity and ratings. If you play the popular ones you will rarely find any challenge and if you pick randomly all you'll find is dogshit.

The vast majority of maps made using the hammer editor are really easy or don't even contain puzzles and torture you with dialogue from the game for no reason. There are some good ones, I thought the "monoportal" levels and similar ones that introduced new mechanics were good and there were even some good maps using the in-game editor but you have to play so many awful maps to find good ones that it just isn't worth it.


78318b  No.15643653

>>15642858

Not that they cut the maze. but the reddit post refering to it, it's like it's easy to fake it, and the most evident thing is that devs shouldn't tell testers that they are a cause for removing something.




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