185bca No.15629349
Got those CDs ready anon?
You want to be the coolest house on the street right? Why give out boring old candy when you can give something so much better!
You've still got a week left. That's plenty of time to prepare!
7861b7 No.15629376
>hand CD to kid
>kid asks me how they put it in their smartphone
b8ac29 No.15629388
Or do what /pol/ is doing and sticking "ITS OKAY TO BE WHITE" labels under the seam for mini candy bars. Doing it to about 20% of the candy or less gives you deniability and if done right, won't look tampered with, and any kid being supervised won't check it until they get home, where the parents will see it.
2e3ded No.15629414
No kiddie has a CD player anymore. Snag some USB sticks from your local collage that have too little storage to do anything useful instead.
37cfca No.15629479
Dont be a faggot. Just hand out candy like a normal person.
f1e121 No.15629492
>implying any sane parent wouldn't throw that disc out the second they got home
ae7a86 No.15629498
>>15629349
Yume Nikki is comfy, lonely, and surreal, but for a Halloween game, I'd probably give out an actual horror game. Or something real spoopy like those fucked up non-games anon posted one year. "Walk" was one of them.
>>15629414
I thought about that, but where would I get dirt cheap USB sticks? Schools around here don't have them. Better to just have it as an option for the kids that could actually play it.
a32fb6 No.15629506
Halloween is a shit holiday. Delete.
2e3ded No.15629517
>>15629498
If you're serious, give me a PO box so that I may send you some.
59e40f No.15629519
Do you have a CD printer OP?
4af3f1 No.15629536
>>15629349
Do you do this every year?
59e40f No.15629543
>>15629534
All of these asses suck
This looks like an airbrushed shooped whorehouse
4af3f1 No.15629547
>>15629414
>No kiddie has a CD player anymore.
Laptops usually come with a CD player, anon.
0c7210 No.15629555
One year, later on Trick or Treat night, once the ghetto nonsense started rolling into the white neighborhoods for gibs and candy, I sat out on my porch handing out candy. Niggers over the age of twelve got rocks in gum wrappers, a lot of rocks were given out. Part of me feels bad for the two or three dumb nigs that didn't pay attention and bit down on a rock. But in all honesty I'm not.
b8ac29 No.15629589
>>15629547
Airbooks don't.
4af3f1 No.15629629
>>15629589
>Dad can i borrow your laptop?
Case close.
8585bc No.15629645
>>15629547
>>15629629
Some laptops recently don't have a CD drive. With the exception of getting a USB CD reader, unless a kid has a desktop computer or a parent that has one, they still might not be able to play it. What's more likely to happen is that they'll try to put it in a PS4 or Xbox, complain that it doesn't work, and then their parents come after you for trying to give their kid a game that doesn't work.
Or like >>15629376 said, complain that they can't make it work on their smartphone or tablet.
000ebf No.15629648
>>15629629
>Why do you need my Apple Airbook <NPCID>?
b8ac29 No.15629650
>>15629629
If you close the laptop case then how can you play the game?
Checkmate atheists
6196b1 No.15629662
>>15629349
>Rapist Era faggot trying to stop people enjoying Halloween because it triggers him.
Your fooling no one.
67fe82 No.15629699
I still give away small bags of chips because I don't like having left over candy. Hello again
4af3f1 No.15629722
>>15629645
>>15629648
>>15629650
You're all niggers and don't realize at least one of those kids has a boomer as a parent.
6196b1 No.15629729
>>15629699
>Gives away bags of chips.
You absolute fucking legend. When I was a kid getting an actual bag of chips instead of some stale candy covered in fluff was the holy grail of Trick or Treating for me.
454efd No.15629736
>>15629349
You return every single year and it makes me glad
000ebf No.15629754
>>15629722
>Not realising that most boomers have regressed into standardised and locked-in systems.
>>15629349
If I had blank CDs or even a bunch of thumbsticks to hand out, I'd hide some .txt or .pdf's in there to provide some life advice like "Don't listen to anyone over 30 about how to run your life" or gas the everyone race war now, or hell, just to play old games and keep a backlog available in backup, as they won't always be available online.
172c9e No.15629764
>>15629388
>ITS OKAY TO BE WHITE
Did they miss the part where stating this implies there *is* something wrong with it?
06ac28 No.15629768
>Tfw Horrorfag and no halloween in my country.
>Tfw people in my country keep bitching about muh Americanization and muh satan whenever Halloween is mentioned
>Tfw the date collides with a church holiday, but the only thing that we would have to do is just put it a few days earlier or a few days later
>Tfw will never hand out candy and spooky vidya to kids
>Tfw will never see my city covered in spooky skeleton and bat decorations, and pretty pumpkins
Life is pain.
000ebf No.15629794
>>15629768
A whole city covered in decorations?
Were we so lucky.
Instead all we get is a few adverts a few days before Halloween and Christmas decorations going up before and after.
It's not even fucking NOVEMBER YET you CRETINS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
aeec49 No.15629796
>being so autistic to hand out specialized animeshit "treats"
Here's something to consider.
1. Not everyone you hand that out to might have a disc drive or a computer to play that.
2. Parents are going to be extremely suspicious of random CDs handed out to their children with other Halloween goodies,
3. Halloween treats should be universal. That's often most times why it's food, candy, etc. Things everyone can enjoy regardless of age or personal tastes, even if they don't like the candy given to them, it's still a sweet.
4. That game's free. You could easily give out the equivalent of a pamphlet advertising and explaining how to download and play the game.
5. If that game wasn't free, you shouldn't encourage piracy like that. It's fine for personal use, but distributing pirated material is another thing.
6. You need to consider if the content in the game is suitable for children or whoever you're handing this out to.
7. Don't be a fucking weeb.
If you were going to hand out Halloween CDs anyway, big missed opportunity to not include it as a "combo-pack" that has Halloween / spooky themed cartoons or movies like "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" + Spooky games + an emulator to play them on like Castlevania, Monster Party, etc. + Spooky themed comics and books, etc and etc. It's a shame to waste 1 CD on 1 game with a small file size.
06ac28 No.15629808
>>15629796
Don't be a faggot, this is a completely harmless idea, and I think the kids will be quite curious, the parents might be weirded out but if they'll check it and see it's just video games I doubt there will be much problems, though I agree with the last part. OP should include more stuff on the discs.
I personally think that OP should give out both vidya and sweets.
6196b1 No.15629812
>>15629796
Think of the shitstorm that would occur if someone accidentally handed copies of Legend of the Overfiend to kids at Halloween.
4da32c No.15629825
>>15629349
Your house is getting tp'd.
3cb835 No.15629830
>>15629787
>>15629768
>Halloween isn't popular here
>church holiday where people go visit graves is the next day
>Halloween has tiny display with just a few decorations in local store
>Halloween costumes are in the toys section
>palettes of church candles are four times the size of the Halloween display and there's multiple at each end of the store
75be31 No.15629832
>>15629796
>1. Not everyone you hand that out to might have a disc drive or a computer to play that.
90% do, and that's enough.
>2. Parents are going to be extremely suspicious of random CDs handed out to their children with other Halloween goodies,
So?
>3. Halloween treats should be universal. That's often most times why it's food, candy, etc. Things everyone can enjoy regardless of age or personal tastes, even if they don't like the candy given to them, it's still a sweet.
People who don't like the candy given to them won't enjoy it. People who don't like candy at all won't enjoy it.
Still, a candy is something most people like. Same for a small game.
>4. That game's free. You could easily give out the equivalent of a pamphlet advertising and explaining how to download and play the game.
Actually doing stuff is hard for normalfags, whereas if you actually give out a CD they'll check it out.
>5. If that game wasn't free, you shouldn't encourage piracy like that. It's fine for personal use, but distributing pirated material is another thing.
He wouldn't be encouraging piracy, he'd just be giving them a game CD they most likely wouldn't know was pirated.
>6. You need to consider if the content in the game is suitable for children or whoever you're handing this out to.
Yeah, fucking Yume Nikki is 18+. Better watch those literal naked children kike cartoons instead.
>7. Don't be a fucking weeb.
Only valid criticism.
>spoiler
That'd honestly be a good idea.
fb6681 No.15629835
>>15629794
some fuckstick in my town put christmas decorations up at the end up september
06ac28 No.15629849
>>15629830
Are we both talking about Poland?
76d92a No.15629851
Great idea, OP. CDs are actually on sale this week and I only wish I could see the looks on their faces when they play Walking for the first time.
632381 No.15629867
>Lets put this strange CD with unknown contents that a stranger gave to me into my computer nothing can go wrong
3cb835 No.15629868
>>15629849
Lithuania, but close enough.
aeec49 No.15629886
>>15629808
It might be a harmless idea itself, but it's unsuitable for a game like Yume Nikki. It would be another thing if they were handed out at a Halloween Party, meaning they aren't random strangers and you up the content rating to whatever you like as an "at your own risk" sort of deal. My problem is using this to push weebshit. People hate Weebs and Furries because they push their goddamn shit everywhere.
>>15629832
>Actually doing stuff is hard for normalfags, whereas if you actually give out a CD they'll check it out.
CDs are barely used anymore except in the case of video game consoles. I honestly don't have a lot of confidence in people using CDs anymore or bothering with them.
06ac28 No.15629893
>>15629868
Things like that make me wish that I wasn't a slav somedays. Fucking shit, do we have even one fun holiday?
000ebf No.15629902
>>15629835
The end can't come fast enough.
>>15629886
>CDs are barely used anymore except in the case of video game consoles. I honestly don't have a lot of confidence in people using CDs anymore or bothering with them.
Exactly this. People at the college I went to didn't know how to access USB sticks or even the "My Documents" folder.
539049 No.15629904
>>15629662
>halloween
>jews tricking people into buying candy and giving it out
gee what a treat!
6196b1 No.15629917
>>15629904
Nice try kike/muslim/nigger. Sick of you fucks trying to ruin our holidays.
3cb835 No.15629918
>>15629893
Can't think of much, aside the typical Christmas and Easter. Most else is bank holidays and old traditions that are barely kept up. Christmas Eve is comfy since my grandma always makes a shitton of good food for it and keeps the traditions up, but I wouldn't call it fun.
706768 No.15629920
>>15629534
>don't be a niggerfaggit, be a manwhore
539049 No.15629929
>>15629917
Tell me how the fuck candy is related to being scary, you've been tricked
ea2b31 No.15629933
>>15629349
I'm expecting the parents to think it's a weird porn CD and you'll have no visitors next year.
3d5e12 No.15629936
>>15629349
>implying anyone uses CDs anymore
ee0cfd No.15629941
>>15629929
>He's never been handed out vegan candy
Lady luck must have a crush on you, anon.
aeec49 No.15629948
000ebf No.15629949
>>15629929
I can tell you've never had boiled sprouts poured into your sweets bag.
3cb835 No.15629953
>>15629929
You want to complain about real jewery, talk about how a holy holiday meant to commemorate Christ's birth was turned into a an excuse to buy a shit fake plastic tree and spend a couple thousand on shit no one needs. I worked retail during two holiday seasons, now that is peak jewish.
539049 No.15629969
>>15629953
Got any stories? Might liven up this awful thread.
a435a6 No.15629971
>>15629534
>All the girls are wearing cute costumes and are willing to fuck
Same applies to my anime girls so why leave the house?
3c68b0 No.15629978
>>15629349
Should I burn diablo 2 and warcraft 3 on a stack of dvds? I got 100 blank discs laying around and I'd like to surprise a kid with a good game instead of stale candy.
d7704f No.15629979
>trick or treating isn't allowed where i live anymore
>despite nothing more severe then jack o lanterns getting stolen has happened in as long as i've been living here
f8e922 No.15629981
Do computers even have disc drives anymore?
2c5e32 No.15629992
>>15629722
Boomer grandparents
bd8480 No.15630012
Being Jewish is suffering
bd8480 No.15630018
>>15629349
How do you do it anyway?
d598e7 No.15630031
>>15629893
Shut up, slav holidays can be fun. Maslenitsa - you are stuffing your face with pancakes for an entire week. Paskha - boiled egg fights. Ivan Kupala - well, maybe not as fun as when it included orgies, but at least you can throw water balloons at people and such.
3b8e4d No.15630033
>>15629349
>implying kids won't throw them away because you can't insert discs in their phones and ipads
>implying kids even have real computers or know how to operate one
>>15630012
fuck you mark
aeec49 No.15630038
>>15629929
Better than-
>Let's drink ourselves unconscious because New Year
>Let's buy useless shit and completely trivialize and misinterpret love, Valentine's
>Let's use Ireland as an excuse to drink ourselves unconscious again
>Let's use the anniversary of our country's independence as an excuse to act vapid and mindless while again drinking ourselves unconscious
>Let's gorge ourselves unconscious because people did it 200 years ago, instead of being thankful for harvest that would feed you throughout Winter and while we're at it misinterpret the concept of thankfulness like we did with love
>Let's decorate fucking lights everywhere during the most reflective and wettest time of year, making it a bitch to drive at night. And while we're at it, let's buy useless shit we don't need during a historical season of scarcity, completely missing the point of gifts and appreciation.
But no let's attack the-
>Dress up like monsters and demons in a tradition to honor the dead and avoid being preyed upon by the real monsters and demons who can supposedly appear during this time of year and give out treats which function as prayers for others' dead.
aee045 No.15630053
what games are these? are they good?
539049 No.15630056
>>15630038
But 90% of the people aren't dressing up like monsters and demons, they're dressing up like indiana jones or some other assorted dumb shit. I would fucking love halloween if it were all about demons and monsters but it's been turned into a day of commercialism and lost it's entire soul.
ea2b31 No.15630071
>>15629953
That's why it's "happy holidays" and not "merry Christmas" anymore. Shekels.
ea2b31 No.15630098
>>15629953
Now that I think about it, the fat red faggot is a data miner. Sit on his lap and whisper your Christmas wish and send him letters containing your name, address and all the objects you wish to purchase.
539049 No.15630099
0d1167 No.15630104
If I were to give out anything it would be poisoned. There is nothing but fucking spics around me, they don't deserve anything good. I am sick of them shitting up my once decent community.
aeec49 No.15630110
>>15630056
There's commercial perversion and tomfuckery involved with almost every Holiday nowadays. But the difference is that the spirit and tradition of Halloween largely remains intact although still distorted to a degree. People who use Halloween as an excuse to gorge themselves on candy, dress up like a slut or assorted dipshit, or like other Holidays, an excuse for alcohol, need to be hanged. The very realest tradition of Halloween can be watching horror movies, remembering / praying for the dead, while handing out treats / prayers, dressed up like a monster or demon, and meanwhile having a bonfire afterwards.
aeec49 No.15630112
ccc3e4 No.15630121
>>15629388
I'm doing something similar, but since I'm Jewish, I'm putting
"It's okay to be Jewish".
539049 No.15630137
>>15630131
>never seen clownpiece
you need to go back
ee0cfd No.15630147
>>15630137
Browse a couple more threads before you reply to a shitposter, dummy.
69a21a No.15630152
>>15629764
It runs s counter to the left's message that being white is inherently a mark of evil due to inherited sons of colonialism, etc
Honestly, I don't know what's so bad about founding a colony. Perhaps they should bitch specifically about the racist tendencies colonists had toward the natives instead of trying to demonize the practice of building facilities and infrastructure to support a potential township
0a6824 No.15630153
>>15629645
Then just give them free download codes to digital games. Or just flash those games on USB drives.
69a21a No.15630156
>>15630152
*Inherited sins
That's what I get for phoneposting
3cb835 No.15630179
>>15629969
Mostly simple stuff.
>massive price increases come in around October
>they're marked back down as "discounts" start December
>discounts end on around the 19th-20th of December because last minute faggots don't have as much opportunity to look around elsewhere so they're willing to spend more
>store makes money no matter what
The people are assholes too, it's kind of amazing. We get retards quite often but Christmas is exceptional.
>store usually closes at 9
>stays open until 10 for Holidays
>entrances close at 9:55
>employees stay until 12 to change price tags and stock shelves
>still see random assholes come in from god knows what and wander about buying Christmas decorations
>get pissed when we tell them they have to leave
>can't even buy anything because all the cashiers have left an hour ago
Most of my memories have to do with shortages, though. That was the big thing. We always have shortages of items for no good reason but Christmas is a whole new level. Also reminds me of how useless the rest of the department was.
>ship forty numbered palettes of winter stuff, including Christmas decorations, sleds, hockey stuff, skiing equipment, the usual stuff
>storage is clogged up
>only guy in department
>have to sort most of that shit out
>have to also assemble sections of shelves for the entire front of the store
>the rest of the department (about six vaginas) get to hang Christmas lights for display and stock shelves with toys
>have to stock palettes and wrap them in Christmas paper to create makeshift display stands for them too since they might break a nail or something
>lot of stuff simply can't fit in the front of the store, mostly Christmas trees
>have to store them in back
>used to have two sections of storage shelves in back for our department
>now only have one because the other was taken by the tile department
>tile department also took over half of electronics department storage because why not
>floor tile anon would be proud
>have to somehow store all the Christmas trees
>spend entire day doing it
>spend the next two months fetching those trees back to the front of the store because there was never enough time to stock the front with them
>have to also help vaginas restock front shelves every day
>have to also change price tags in bulk
>a thousand price tags a day for a five day period
>can't change them before 8pm
<they stopped paying overtime after I left
>run out of everything by first week of December
>have to ship stuff from other smaller stores in the same chain
>run out of all that shit too
>get stupid bullshit out of warehouses that we couldn't sell through in previous years
>sell out of that too
>shelves are fucking empty
>have to disassemble shelves to hide the fact that we ran out of everything
>used to have 42 types of Christmas trees
>left with 3
>request guys in charge to get us more shit to sell
<BUT YOU'RE DOING GOOD NUMBERS ALREADY LOL
>people come in droves asking for shit
>tell them we're out
<Could you please check in the back?
Every fucking time. It got to the point where we had to remove the toys from out decoration Christmas trees (not the display ones, those were gone long ago, but the ones we used to decorate the store).
Same thing happened to the Electronics department. They just ran out of everything. TVs, PS4s, all that shit. The wall of TVs at the back was fucking empty. Toy department as well, they were selling out of shit that was stuck in storage for half a decade.
The funniest part was what happened after the holidays were over, though. We were out of everything. The other departments got their regular stock, but our department was the front of the store, in other words, the seasonal one. It's still winter, and the next big season is camping season, starting in spring. So for the time being, the rest of the shelves were stocked with absolutely random bullshit that the other departments had in storage. Front of the store just had the shelves stocked with toilet paper, power tools, shovels and bags of coal. It's a fucking mess. But according to the higher ups, it was a big success.
Some really scattered memories, but hope it was some fun.
539049 No.15630201
>>15630179
You think they'd want to supply you with more shit to get more money, but I guess not. How can companies be so incompetent and still make so much money in the process?
199ecc No.15630249
>>15629534
Go be a normalfag somewhere else
ccc3e4 No.15630258
>>15630249
You do realize fucking 3DPD doesn't mean you have to marry them. Plus, everyone needs to get laid every once in a while.
199ecc No.15630263
>>15630258
Go be a normalfag somewhere else
ae40a1 No.15630265
>>15630258
t. doesn't understand what 3DPD means
539049 No.15630269
>>15630258
begone normalfag
ccc3e4 No.15630271
199ecc No.15630273
>>15630271
Go be a normalfag somewhere else
7e45bc No.15630275
>>15629764
No the point is that people get upset about other people saying It's Okay to Be White, and they also tear down posters saying It's Okay to Be White and journalists call it hate speech.
3cb835 No.15630281
>>15630201
The store was a new level of incompetent, really. They made many stupid decisions.
>start losing money because online is taking off
>employee turnover is pretty big because of the line of work
>don't put much effort into hiring replacements
As I've been told, there used to be three employees per department at a time, plus two dedicated shelf stockers (called grays because they were gray uniforms instead of orange). Grays had no obligation to deal with customers because that's not their job, it's the job of oranges, the actual consultants, to do that, since they're the experts. With the turnover, aside for days with many price tag changes, you would have one consultant and one shelf stocker in the department at a time.
At some point, the manager decided to remove dedicated Grays as an occupation and replace them with a separate department. The idea was that those guys would be sent to whatever department needed shelf stocking that day. The problem is, there are twelve or so departments and learning everything about even one was shit. Those shelf stockers would either be a nuisance to the consultants, or just place things in the wrong spots and fuck off. It was an absolute mess. For a while, consultants were told to photograph every instance of the shelf stockers fucking up. My favorite one was when one guy stored 150 boxes of basketball hoops in the front of the store, where we normally store the basketballs. Even better, in was on the highest shelf, the one we can't reach without a big ladder. And since most of the department was vaginas, they couldn't even get the boxes out of there since they were kinda heavy. I remember finding that ten minutes before closing time and standing in awe with a coworker, no clue what the hell to do with that. The guy was told to go unfuck that the next day. I think they abandoned the system soon after that.
Another fun thing I remember, they got rid of half of their security in a cost-cutting measure. Brought it back three months later because of how much theft there was.
Then there's just some small stuff, like when Fidget Spinners were big, people were coming in asking for them multiple times a day. We got them a month after the fad was big. Sold out of them, got a massive shipment and we still have them to this day.
8585bc No.15630289
>>15630179
I'm glad that I worked receiving when I was working at a supermarket. While everyone else was going apeshit about holidays, all I had to do was unload trucks and organize shit for them. It was actually kind of comfy.
7e45bc No.15630291
>>15629506
Fuck you faggot, Halloween is one of the best holidays. It's unfortunate how (((corporatized))) its become making it all about candy and expensive costumes, and how sterilized it is by paranoid single moms watching too much CNN that don't allow their kids to trick or treat anymore, especially after dark, so parents just organize meetings in a parking lot or something, exchange candy, and go home.
6cb2db No.15630317
How do you print shit on dvds?
b67317 No.15630328
>>15630317
print out stickers that you put on them
7e45bc No.15630331
>>15630317
You can get special paper to print sticker labels that fit on DVDs.
47cd98 No.15630336
>>15629349
I hope your house gets egged, you fucking faggot loser.
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6cb2db No.15630400
>>15630331
I might have been able to pull that off if I had more than a week's notice this year. I'll just use a marker and label the dvds with that, then put up a sign up during halloween to ask me about the free game or something.
b67317 No.15630411
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ea7bae No.15630504
What’s “halloween game”? Touhou?
Also I am a bit interested myself. How can I make these? I don’t quite know how to make a game automatically run when you load a CD.
124424 No.15630568
>>15629534
>Using photo-shopped whores to prove you point
Halloween objectively is a shit holiday. It's only fun for kids who get candy and people trolling them by dressing up as hobos and "loitering" outside their house. The 4th of July is where it's at if you want to meet girls.
a1b52d No.15630579
>>15629534
Fuck off faggot.
>>>/anywherebuthere/
6626fa No.15630675
I usually do this with dolphin porn.
ae40a1 No.15630699
>>15630504
Shikhondo is 2hu + spoops
7e45bc No.15630724
>>15630568
>talks about meeting girls
>saying 4th of July is better than Halloween
Are you even fit, faggot?
c660cc No.15630773
>>15629349
last time i used dvd was when i had xbox360 and was burning some games, and last time when i used it to install game was when gothic 3 came out
e3f1b0 No.15630784
>>15629506
It's literally the best apart from christmas.
c8db94 No.15631255
>>15630504
Add a file called autorun.inf (I think) to the base of the cd
Make its contents a simple command such as:
./game.exe
And it will run that command on insertion
This is, of course, dependant on the computer owner being the sort of dumbass who let's their OS decide what to do with new media instead of disabling autorun
ab9343 No.15631395
>>15630056
Yeah… I don't think anyone here remembers when Halloween lost it's soul. Even when I was a kid in the 80's, most of the costumes kids wore were transformers, or Ghostbusters, GI Joe or Barbie, or some other shit toy based on a shit cartoon. You'd probably have to go back to the 70's to see the last dying embers of Halloween.
f7ae64 No.15631473
I too love that classic image OP
ea2b31 No.15631479
>>15631395
Every girl costume now is a sexy cat or a sexy vampire. Not very creative.
e3a1e2 No.15631491
>>15629349
You're autistic and every kid on the block hates you or thinks you're a pedophile.
>>15630038
>implying I don't drink myself unconscious on Halloween
c401e0 No.15631504
>>15629349
that's fucking cool
put it's okay to be white stickers on them tbh
f7ae64 No.15631506
>newfags don't recognize an old image
8f1941 No.15631508
>>15629534
>literally muh dik
You are a NIGGER
So shut the fuck up, you fucking
NIGGER
c1d419 No.15631735
>>15629543
>looks like an airbrushed shooped whorehouse
Well, yeah. The girls are repeating.
43ece9 No.15631755
>>15630038
>misrepresenting other holidays while pretending halloween is anything other than an excuse to dress up as fictional characters and gorge ourselves on sugar and HFCS
Let's not kid ourselves, these events only have as much meaning as the average person is willing to put into them.
8dddd1 No.15631778
>>15629349
Nowadays someone's mom is going to have you arrested for this right?
0fd94d No.15631782
I remember you from last year. glad to see you're still in the halloween spirit
391fb5 No.15631801
>>15629547
>>15629645
>Some laptops recently don't have a CD drive
>Some
Change that to "most".
None of the last 4 laptops me and my family have bought in the last 4 years had an optical drive (and none of them are Apple btw).
Browse a few recent laptop product catalogs, it's actually difficult to find one with a disc drive.
>>15629832
>>1. Not everyone you hand that out to might have a disc drive or a computer to play that.
>90% do, and that's enough.
In current year no, they don't. These days if you wish to hand out physical media, USB drives are the way to go.
In an ideal timeline, these days we should be able to find 1GB or 2GB USB drives being sold for less than 1 dollar a piece even at convenience stores and gas stations, but sadly this isn't a thing.
a9ac14 No.15631836
>>15629904
The holiday works when you live in an ethnically pure state. Any holiday works actually along with practically everything else when you live in an ethnically pure state. America is not that though and simply a land of obese mutts. Thats why i say fuck halloween. The government already gives out year round gibs. Fucking niggers spics and kikes
ab9343 No.15632049
>>15631479
>Every girl costume now is a sexy cat or a sexy vampire. Not very creative.
>"Sexy" Catgirl
>"Sexy" Witch
>On a population of bloated corpulent women that gobble candy every day of the year like it was Halloween
To be fair, in keeping with the season, it's still pretty horrifying.
539049 No.15632098
>>15632049
>third image
Damn where'd you find exclusive images of the new jabba the hut standalone film?
ceeb6a No.15632122
>>15631479
Girls dressed as Catwoman always get me hard Anon.
7d3996 No.15632124
>>15629349
You should put that /pol/ game Angry Goy on there and hand them out to shitskin children.
414a6b No.15632152
>>15630056
When you think about it, it's basically cosplay faggotry except less expensive and even more soulless
42cb41 No.15632163
>>15629349
You would have to be an absolute retard to put a disc a random stranger gave you anywhere near your computer
c541aa No.15632192
>>15630201
MBAs are handed out like candy at halloween these days.
bef8b8 No.15632385
>>15629376
That won't be a problem soon!
>propagating a series that's fallen to mobage and crappy NISA localizations
>>15632163
It's kids we're talking about, but personally I'd be more inclined to write down links on jailbreaking a 3DS or something like that.
0ee0a6 No.15635516
>>15629832
>90% do
Have I stepped into a time portal straight to 1939? I build my PC 3 years ago and it took me all about 2 seconds to decide that I wouldn't put a CD drive in there and I haven't regretted that decision once.
6c0bf7 No.15637155
I forgot about this meme lol
>>15629736
I really doubt it's the same guy, I'm pretty sure it's the same picture from a couple years ago
ab9343 No.15637365
>>15629376
Hand them out on cassette tapes instead.
9b2604 No.15637385
>>15629506
>Halloween is a shit holiday
sounds like someone has a case of the salty jealousy
811acc No.15637401
>>15637385
Halloween is a very nice holiday but it's unfortunate how a lot of people treat it. Either as an excuse to be violent towards others or take advantage of kids.
9b2604 No.15637413
>>15631755
>Samhain is a Gaelic festival marking the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter or the "darker half" of the year. Traditionally, it is celebrated from 31 October to 1 November, as the Celtic day began and ended at sunset.
Let's continue with the history lesson, shall we?
>Like Bealtaine, Samhain was seen as a liminal time, when the boundary between this world and the Otherworld could more easily be crossed. This meant the Aos Sí, the 'spirits' or 'fairies', could more easily come into our world. Most scholars see the Aos Sí as remnants of the pagan gods and nature spirits. At Samhain, it was believed that the Aos Sí needed to be propitiated to ensure that the people and their livestock survived the winter. Offerings of food and drink were left outside for them. The souls of the dead were also thought to revisit their homes seeking hospitality. Feasts were had, at which the souls of dead kin were beckoned to attend and a place set at the table for them.
Feasts = candy
Closeness to the other world = costumes
"Darker" side of the year = dark undertone of halloween
Oh, wow, it's almost like it has as much historical significance as Christmas?
9b2604 No.15637426
>>15637413
>Mumming and guising were part of the festival, and involved people going door-to-door in costume (or in disguise), often reciting verses in exchange for food. The costumes may have been a way of imitating, and disguising oneself from, the Aos Sí.
66a17d No.15637501
>>15630038
Surely it's better than
>Let's butcher a cow and have the entire extended family enjoy its meat, but let's do it in the shittiest, least thought out, "I gotta make money somehow" way such that the streets are choked with blood, shit and flies for the next three weeks.
Fuck muslims
b924c7 No.15637688
>>15637413
>muh celts
>muh paganism
>muh heritage
>giving a fuck about the origin of halloween
Bet you bring this up every October
86f9b9 No.15637878
>>15637688
I like it. I think it's good to have those kind of festive cultural connections.
3908bf No.15637907
>>15630056
What you don't understand is that those popular characters are thoughtforms that prey on the public knowing about them. In a sense, they are demons and monsters.
edd088 No.15637911
>>15629388
They'd be better off redirecting, putting cartoonishly anti-white stickers to create outrage.
9b2604 No.15637919
>>15637688
Nah, I just hate queers who go
>BUT IT'S LITERALLY JUST A MARKETING HOLIDAY.
Both Christmas and Halloween are ancient traditional holidays that date back thousands of years. The way they change are up to how humans change, socially. Food became candy and Samhain was renamed to Halloween. The same way Christmas is relative to winter solstice.
Christmas has a fictional, Coca-cola selling, Santa claus and is sold heavily by marketing teams but it still has merit and value as a holiday. Halloween is the exact same way. If you want to talk about fake as fuck holidays you should turn your eye towards shit like mother's day which didn't exist until the early 20th century.
44b68d No.15637929
>>15629768
Lol I'm one of the people bitching about muh Americanization. I will never celebrate american kike holidays.
9b2604 No.15637941
>Thinking Irish pagan holidays are kike holidays
Kikes can't even celebrate Halloween
b8504c No.15638088
>>15629349
I am ready
>50 16gb USB sticks (thank the heavy reductions on the shops around, costing me less than an euro for one stick)
>each filled with games (three different sets of games and emulators, so brothers and sisters of the same family get different games)
>Third year in a row I'm doing this, parents seems okay with that and I have a portable PC ready to let them check the contents beforehand (since a parent complained last year because "I put viruses on their computer", turns out there was no antivirus on his PC)
>Every stick has at least a copy of Warcraft III with several Tower Defense / War of the Ancients maps, as well as a copy of Diablo II and Unreal Tourmanent 99
655787 No.15638681
56aac1 No.15638695
>>15631836
Well aren't you a no fun faggot
321b75 No.15638709
>>15629532
jews don't actually follow any of those rules anymore
>>15629492
also this, I would be creeped out if some neckbeard or really anyone tried to give my kid a cd
If I had to do it I'd probably just give out Cave Story or Touhou 6, doesn't Yume Nikki girl commit suicide at the end or something?
d598e7 No.15639689
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15629349
"What's a seedee, mister?"
7cacc1 No.15639962
>>15638709
Yes, the protag Madotsuki jumps off the balcony at the end and the game also has some fucked up sexual undertones and innuendos, certainly not something for a child. Also some gore and disturbing imagery here and there.
If I had a son and he ame to me with a shady CD, I would just analyze it and then judge if I should give it to him. I would also feel extremely intrigued.
47da00 No.15639967
>>15629768
>he wants to celebrate gay consumerist jew holidays instead of his own country's traditional holidays
lol what a fucking cocksucker, why don't you celebrate ramadan and hanukkah too, little bitch boy. kill yourself.
9fca7c No.15640092
>>15638709
>jews don't actually follow any of those rules anymore
They never did.
d15f4c No.15640205
>>15629349
Whats on Halloween Game?
b8ac29 No.15640223
>>15640092
tldr for the newfags:
>Jewish Passover is a religious observance where they hide from God
>So they cannot do any work
>Turning a light on or off violates this principle because turning the light switch counts as work
>Therefore this switch has a random delay and chance applied to it when you press it, so you can't be completely sure which press actually caused it to trigger
>Because you can't pinpoint what work you did, you therefore did no work at all
Also worth reading:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
Fucking kikes
7cacc1 No.15640253
>>15640223
Now that's autism.
0416c2 No.15640256
>>15640092
>>15640223
Religious loopholes. Take that, God! You stupid asshole!
3cd10b No.15640273
>>15629768
>Tfw will never hand out candy and spooky vidya to kids
Nothing prevents you from doing that when it isn't halloween.
dfde32 No.15640293
>>15640256
It's honestly surprising Christian clergymen don't do this stuff
>render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, and unto God that which is God's
>in reference to the currency of the time, which had Caesar's face and name upon it
All modern-day American currency has God's name (God) on it. Therefore, all the money is God's. The Church is God's Wife, therefore give all your money to The Church so it can be delivered to God.
b8b9e2 No.15640339
>>15640293
>God's name
>Ceasar's face
There's a inconsistency with your logic.
dfde32 No.15640375
>>15640339
Lincoln, Jackson, Franklin, Jefferson, Washington, Hamilton and Grant aren't alive. so you can't give them the money. Furthermore, God was greater than those mere men, therefore even if they still breathed, God would win the money. Oh you of little faith, why do you doubt?
f7ae64 No.15640839
>>15638709
yume nikki turns kids into trannys
db9c3a No.15647444
>>15629953
>holiday not even on Christ's birthday
>was actually an ancient European holiday called Yule that Christians stole and repurposed
>hurr celebrating Yule with a tree like your ancestors have done for thousands of years is jewry!
>Christians made the holiday they didn't steal it
>>15630121
It's ok for you to kill yourself, what you're doing is like "Its ok to be a parasite."
>>15637688
>Muh heritage
I want you kikes, rootless leftypol mongrels, and Moslems to fucking die a miserable death!
>>15640375
Yaweh is a demon and a whore compared to those great men who were unfortunately under his spell.
ab9343 No.15647458
>>15640293
>God's name (God)
God is a title, not a name.
Nowhere on the US currency or in any of the founding documents is the name Jehova or Yahweh Sabaoth. Or the name of any other god for that matter.
05bd93 No.15647466
>>15629768
>why am I not globalized
>sad anime girl.jpg
>I wish it was america everywhere why do we have our own cultural holidays and stuff it's not fair
Stop being a spoiled brat
54b4b6 No.15647545
This is the first time in a while I'll actually be home for it. Usually taking my kid out and about or working. Not sure if I even want to do anything. I have an old cosplay from years ago that might still fit I guess, if I wanted to give out candy in that. Going to be alone so I'm tempted to just boot up whatever halloween-ish games I can find laying around and pretend I'm not home.
301a7f No.15647613
>>15647458
A title can become synonymous with a name.
8dddd1 No.15647685
>>15629349
A-are those rock cds?
54b4b6 No.15647717
>>15647615
No, I threw the son to the wolves so he couldn't try to take my place on the throne. I have a teenage daughter.
7e7a74 No.15647787
>>15629849
>>15629868
damn wish i lived in those places, that sounds comfy as fuck.
t.hikkimori who hates kids bangin on his door
c24130 No.15647870
>>15629349
>no trick or treaters sine I moved outta my folks house and my apartment is on the second floor on the towns border
>didn't even bother making a costume this year to go to a bar or a show or some shit because I don't have any fucking friends to do it with anymore
>but halloween game post still gets made
thank you based reposter
c24130 No.15647910
>>15629388
does /pol/ really think this will work or is this some 2006 /b/ tier EPIC TROLLING? are they gonna tell black kids at their doors to hit the road too?
5555f8 No.15647934
>>15647910
>are they gonna tell black kids at their doors to hit the road too?
if they don't behave like niggers, no.
67d10c No.15647978
>Go visit family in the sticks
>Whole town decided to close streets and have citizen make stands where they distribute candies to children
>Bunch of people dressed up in costumes, turning their front porches into mini haunted houses or having a bunch of decorations with music, fire and/or smoke machines
>One place has a group of people dressed as nintendo characters around a campfire handing out bags of candy to children who passes near
>Look around, one girl in the group is in full blackface with a huge afro.
>Saw nobody complain about the costume
Meanwhile, the shitty city I live in barely has people celebrating Halloween, other than dumb skanks dressing up like whores with wings in bars.
813df9 No.15648005
>>15629506
it's not a holiday, it's just some amerifat meme day like super bowl
359e6e No.15648021
>>15647910
>tfw just bought a big bag of sniggers.
54b4b6 No.15648152
>>15647978
My hometown used to be kind of like that. It was pretty nice. Over time the halloween spirit just kind of vanished. Barely any kids even go out anymore from what I hear.
7544b1 No.15648182
>Kid gets mystery disc for halloween
>Kid only has a tablet, at most maybe a PS4 and/or 3DS
>Parents paranoid it's a virus and break the disc anyway
>OP wastes his time and money for yet another year
If this was the late 90's/early 00's this would be a grand idea. But you're far too late for this to be enjoyed by any kids.
7e7a74 No.15648266
>>15648182
Kids these days will never get to experience the joys of shareware discs.
d32361 No.15648277
>>15648182
The only way you could pull it off these days would be to give out slips of paper with Keys on them, like Plants vs Zombies did.
3cb835 No.15648284
>>15648277
I wonder if some indie devs of spoop games would be willing to supply a few, provided proof that anons would actually do this.
My problem is that I can't think of many indie spoops on Steam or GoG. The closest is Crypt of the Necrodancer
5555f8 No.15648310
>>15648284
>indie spoops
that game vivian was made for in the first place, afterlife empire or something
0a15db No.15648520
>>15638088
>inb4 some cunt reports you for piracy
ccc3e4 No.15648534
>>15647444
>It's ok for you to kill yourself, what you're doing is like "Its ok to be a parasite."
Dude, calm down. It's okay to be Jewish.
0a15db No.15648566
>>15629768
I make sure to complain any time (((globalised))) holidays try attacking my country's culture, and am glad to see there's someone like you out there, who feels anguish over his inability to subvert his culture.
44aff7 No.15648570
>>15638088
>Warcraft III with several Tower Defense / War of the Ancients maps, as well as a copy of Diablo II
Those are shit games, if you had any taste they would receive Warcraft II and Diablo instead.
73c61c No.15648602
oh hey its the 4 am thread except everyones being cancer instead of like 6 people i wonder why that is
f69537 No.15648603
>>15638088
WC III's plot is good for halloween tbh
0a15db No.15648630
>>15629849
>>15629893
>Poland
hold on, you triple nigger, are you actually complaining about not having Halloween instead of Zaduszki? You fucking shitbird, it's the one day of the year where you're supposed to remember the dead, visit the graveyard, and generally commemorate your ancerstors, and you're bitching that you can't walk around dressed like spiderman and get cheap chocolate instead?
97938a No.15648636
>>15648630
fuck off cuck you're just as bad as he is