6cd8f2 No.15619697
>Play Morrowind as an Altmer mage
>Have a custom fire spell that can more or less one-shot most enemies (and if not you laugh into their face by casting a 1Pt Levitate Spell on them and keep bombing them from afar.)
>Burn my way through yet another bandit cavern.
>Oh hey, an enemy mage!
>Oh hey, she's summoning something! But it's probably just another bonewalker or ancestor ghost. Firebombs away!
>It wasn't a Zombie. She summoned a Fire Attronach. Cue Fire Immunity. And spell reflect. On an Altmer that takes triple damage from the stupidly powerful fire spell flying right back at it.
>A minor earthquake startles the farmers of a nearby village.
>At the same time, a mildly confused Flame Attronach looks at the vitrified cave around it, shrugs, and fucks back off to Oblivion.
4704ce No.15623801
>>15619697
>forget to reload
>get shot
Every time
043d02 No.15623826
>>15623801
>reload compulsively after spending a few bullets
>get shot mid-animation
f6ce2a No.15623852
>>15623826
>>15623801
>Don't reload compulsively, run into armored enemy and have to reload
>get shot
8ff3e3 No.15623859
>>15619697
>he didn't minmax the reflect Altmer with 100% reflect on self and 200% magicka weakness that quadruples the power of all reflected spells because they pass through weakness calculations before they get reflected
6fe868 No.15623861
>>15623859
Im pretty sure this is why morrowind is now a wasteland
2508fc No.15623868
>>15623859
Wouldn't that cause infinite reflection between the two until Morrowind pretty much exploded?
fd2044 No.15623879
> playing Dark Souls on Switch
> Confirm/Cancel buttons are switch from the usual position
> no option to swap A to confirm, B to cancel
> end up fucking up menus way more than I should
> keep repeating to myself "A is B and B is A"
> beat the Bell Gargoyles
> still confused about buttons
> press confirm to climb the ladder
> back dodge off the platform instead
dd34cf No.15623892
>>15623859
I thought the glitch related to weakness to magicka was in Oblivion, and only earlier versions.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Spell_Making#Spell_Stacking_on_Self
>>15623868
No Reflect only works once so it wouldn't have saved him. Absorb 100% would but that has to come from a single source to be 100%, unlike Reflect. Unlike how retarded it is in Oblivion, Resist Magic does not apply to elemental spells.
109ccf No.15623927
I keep flinging myself out of the ring in SC2
24edfa No.15623949
>>15623879
Did you play with an xbox gamepad by chance? Because I have that same problem when playing on Dolphin with my gamepad.
2d8bb0 No.15623977
>playing Doom mods
>Project Brutality adds green lost souls that explode when they die
>shoot them right before they finish charging at me with a shotgun out of sheer habit because that's how I always killed them in vanilla
>die every time
>playing Doom 2 vanilla as a kid
>cheating because I'm a little faggot (also somewhere between 5 and 7 years old) using god mode
>play on the Icon of Sin boss map
>he fires monster boxes from his brain that spawn monsters when they hit
>the monster boxes are a unique thing not found elsewhere and they telefrag you if they hit you directly although they are easy to avoid
>get distracted by fuckload of spawned monsters
>die with godmode on to telefrag
>get scared as fuck because I thought the game punished me for cheating
81fe04 No.15623989
>>15623949
>Playing Dolphin with anything other than a GC controller, specifically the bright orange one
A mistake that may one day get you killed, this belongs in the thread.
57353c No.15623995
>>15619697
i can't remember did high luck make it so enemies didn't reflect your spells?
04291c No.15624007
>>15623995
Luck has no effect on that
0d9738 No.15624054
>Does the game stop you from walking over the edge?
>Can I parry this?
>I wonder how much damage I'd take from that.
>I bet it's faster if I jump across here.
>Is there fall damage in this game?
>Elona
>there is an item that temporarily boosts all stats and damage but drains hp and mp per turn
>for some reason the item doesn't kill you when your hp reaches 0 from its effect
>have -50% hp but I still have lots of mp
>all good, have ability that uses mp as shield so I can keep fighting
>realize I'm pregnant with alien and know that bleed damage bypasses the mp shield
>drink poison to abort alien
>poison bypasses mp shield too
>die
weird game
08aaa2 No.15624090
>>15624054
>I wonder if you can swim in this game
>does jumping in this hole lead to death, or is there a secret area?
>they said that if you walk in that fog, it'll kill you. Let's test it out.
>oh, look, a fire/electricity/miasma. I wonder if I'll take any damage from standing in it
a52334 No.15624120
>>15619697
It's always frag grenades in games for me. Maybe I am retarded but in most games I always kill myself with them. It's not so bad in open spaces where I can lob them forward but indoors? Every time I try to toss one around a corner it bounces away from the wall and kills me. When I try to toss it over enemy cover it bounces off the ceiling right back into my face. It's like some Will.E. coyote shit every time.
601ab4 No.15624153
>get spooked by an ooga booga in my face
>shoot grenade/rocket launcher
>both die
>start a new game for the first time
>enemy throws grenade close to me
>I walk towards it because it's blinking red
>blow up because I'm retarded
>play Tekken 3 with friends
>can't into fighting games so I just mash buttons
>friends hate it
>manage to almost beat my friend with a Yoshimitsu you all know where this is going
>before the final blow is struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku I mash the harakiri input and kill myself
>they stopped laughing at me only after I moved countries
>play Torchlight 2 with a buddy
>annoy the shit out of him with my constant loud Ice Blink
>we reach NG++
>I'm a mage and he's a ranger, we're both pretty squishy, 2-3 hits would kill either
>we search the map for a boss location, he finds it and yells at me to get my ass over there
>teleport right in front of the boss to get OHKO
dc6b5f No.15624198
>>15619697
>rushing in blindly for glory
Everytime.
9d0e03 No.15624201
>>15624153
>they stopped laughing at me only after I moved countries
>"HAHA U R FUCKING RETARTED" "FUKKEN NOOB HAHAHAH LOLOLOL" "HE KILLED HISMELF WITH SWRD!"
>in a fit of NUCLEAR tard rage anon literally makes tectonic plates separate and move causing the ground to quake under their feet and continents to drift
>*laughter stops*
64229b No.15624208
>Playing Persona 3 for the first time
>Going through the first dungeon
>Progressing smoothly and quickly
>The game warns me of a difficulty spike in the next section
>Think I've got it since I'm doing so well
>Miniboss enemies wipe the floor with me
>Die
>Realize I hadn't saved for several hours
I laughed in immense pain
35d74f No.15624209
>>15619697
>momements
This thread, except nobody is laughing.
e89ac0 No.15624217
>>15624153
>they stopped laughing at me only after I moved countries
Well i'd stop laughing too, who would risk shit with dude who moves fucking countries
ba3b1f No.15624260
Reminds me of the time I was roleplaying an Altmer nobleman and gave it The Lord birthsign without paying attention to the side-effects.
> Altmer: Weakness to Fire 50%
> The Lord: Weakness to Fire 100%
Got killed by some low-level NPC mugger with a shitty fire spell that oneshot me because of all the stacked weaknesses.
f227e2 No.15624308
>>15624217
"I've moved cities" is fine.
"I've moved countries" is somehow not. Fuck you, I realie it's not stricktly gramatically corect, but I can still move countries while drinking pop and flipping off all y'all.
0b0d2a No.15624338
>>15624308
>I realie it's not stricktly gramatically
This hurts me.
>>15624260
Go and grab the Dragonbone Cuirass to negate 100% fire damage, leaving you with your initial 50% weakness.
If you can move faster than the dwemer and aquatic mobs that roam around, you'll be fine.
1b2f02 No.15624373
>playing mountain blade
>running around with ~120 men
>95% fully ranked cavalry.
>the rest are rhodok sharpshooters
>high tactics stat
>feeling cocky since cavalry is king
>praven being seiged, battle ongoing as i arrive
>get into fight around praven with lord gerluchs not in praven with about ~100 men.
>should be piece of cake
>as i approach him, seige ends
>enemy has joined lords side
>enemy has joined lords side
>enemy has joined lords side
>enemy has joined lords side
>i might still be OK, cavalry is king.
>sultan has joined lords side
>still cocky. i'll play defense, and flank them with cavalry while archers sit atop a cliff
>king graveth will finally respect me
>I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE END
>fight begins
>spawn on side of cliff
>i didnt know the game even had mountains this tall
>play defense
>check map
>enemy is also playing defense…. fuck.
>wait it out
>theyre not moving…
>ok, i'll engage
>CHARGE!
>see nothing but red and orange text of allies begin killed
>sarradin master archers perched on a cliff
>end up forced into retreating
>escape
>meet king graveth
"lol i heard you got fucked up by lord gerluchs"
-3 relations with king graveth
>every man i talk to for the next year says "lol i heard you got fucked up by lord gerluchs"
ba3b1f No.15624431
>>15624338
That would be almost like cheating. I already know how to become a millionare at level one which kind of ruins the game for me so I try to suppress the temptation. Also, it probably happened over a decade ago anyway.
4b0c88 No.15624519
>play jedi knight 2 in couch multiplayer
>on a map with hardly any floor and falling = death
>fall as luke
>his scream lasts from when he fell, past the respawn timer, and is still going by the time he respawns
>fall as lando
>his VA actually winds up his yell, starting at a lower pitch before going to a higher one like a dude prepping to sing
>laugh our collective asses off every time
>rogue squadron
>use slave one on deathstar
>it blows up instantly
>find out it's due to it starting stuck on the environment
>go to pull up
>accidentally get into cockpit
>see everything vibrating before exploding
>laugh for 2 hours
>cousin tries to pull up
>makes it stop shaking and instead everything inside spins then explodes anyway
>I'm fucking dying
good times
2ff987 No.15624530
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Imagine, if you will, a Nord Barbarian in Morrowind who tried to raid an Ancestral Tomb, got hit by the usual "-150 Strength" debuff by the last fucking Bonewalker after already having drunken his restore strength pots, and then he suddenly realizes that he has no Scrolls of Almsivi/Divine Intervention left. And that the Tomb had no shrine to cure him either.
Imagine, furthermore, a naked Nord Barbarian running towards the nearest settlement while "Down Under" suddenly started playing from the tracklist used in place of the game's slightly repetitive 45-minute soundtrack. No really, try to imagine it. Some butt-naked Nord guy running through the Ashlands, Cliff Racers and Alit chasing him for his anal virginity, and that cheeky 'strayacunt smugly suggests
>"You better run, you better find cover"
2ea2ca No.15624566
>>15624090
>>does jumping in this hole lead to death, or is there a secret area
God damn I feel you.
377b89 No.15624614
>>15624373
Well duh, that's why it's called the Mountain & Blade. :^)
i know that feel, the game seems to have a hard-on to spawn battlefields that are mountainous as fuck even when said area you are in should NOT be… mountainous as fuck!
dd34cf No.15624620
>>15624519
I have JK2 single play story then.
>in cairn_bay and meet Luke
>fight off stormtroopers
>group of reborn join in, fight
>swing at one
>Luke gets in way and I lop his head off
>cue Kyle facepalming at the player while two of the Reborn start fighting in the background
1b2f02 No.15624662
>>15624614
i like how fighting around the mountain range between the nords and the swadian areas is generally flat with maybe some hills and trees.
but fighting around praven, specifically in the area between praven and the ocean is like super steep cliffs and mountains.
i normally play vanilla warband, but i would appreciate a map overhaul. one that better reflects the battle terrain. trees on the map if there are trees in the "arena" (is there a proper term for the fighting map vs the world map?)
ive never found mods i actually like. everyone plays with fucking diplomacy. might as well just play easy mode tbh
377b89 No.15624673
>>15624662
Dickplomacy is pretty good, far better than just diplomacy as a vanilla+ and the xxx-content can be completely ignored.
2d8bb0 No.15624722
Here's one that is true, but hard to believe.
>Unreal Championship 2
>playing 1v1 against a friend
>neither of us have touched this game before although I have played plenty of UT99 and 2k4
>It's my college years and I'm stoned out of my mind
>we get a map that is a bunch of narrow catwalks in space
>my terrible eyesight isn't helping, normally I have to sit right next to the screen
>first thing I do is commit suicide 4 or 5 times
>I have exactly no frags and it's first to 25
>Eventually my friend achieves 24 frags
>I've been bouncing around the map like a drunken idiot not knowing the layout
>my pride is admittedly hurting a little because I've been an arena FPS fag for as long as I remember
>Suddenly find the flak cannon
>Oh hey, I know how to use this
>All of my apprehension and confusion just melts away instantaneously
>I kill my friend 25 times in a row and win the match
075791 No.15624754
>>15624673
Dickplomacy is weird. Its like the mod creator was making a porn game but then decided he still like videogames and just improved shit.
1b2f02 No.15624761
>>15624673
tbh, i always thought dickplomacy was just a joke name people gave diplomacy like mountain blade until just now
i like the core game. i really wish someone would just mod certain things. like fix broken missions, losing relations for failed missions that make no sense, having banquets quality actually matter as intended, etc.
also, someone should fix the AI as it breaks over long periods of time because of the inevitable diminishing relations with kangs.
561805 No.15624783
>play xcom with longwar mod for the first time
>get almost raped on the start because 8 sectoids with +80% aim
>transport lands
>howbadcanitbe.jpg
>rush down main door because huuurrrr
>OH GOD THEYRE EVERYWHERE
>get absolutely raped
It was fun trying to kill them with my shitty starter weapons cheaping away 1-2 hp per round but holy shit did I got salty
1b2f02 No.15624799
>>15624783
what is the purpose of sadistically difficult mods like that?
do people find it fun?
2d8bb0 No.15624814
>>15624799
In the context of new XCOM, I have no idea because the line of sight/detection systems are really dumb and turn the game into a tedious chore where there's basically only one way to do missions at higher difficulties (never use your whole action and always overwatch).
561805 No.15624829
>>15624799
You can still overcome the difficulty, the mod just seriously punishes you for going in unprepared, also vanilla xcom was piss easy and there was no real difficulty improvement mod and longwar added both difficulty and more tools into tye game, in vanilla you could stay in the open 4 turns straight and not die, in longwar being in the open or flanked usually meant death which is what the vanilla game advertised, but yeah sometimes it can be overkill but its also fun to kick the computer in the nuts and still win
1b2f02 No.15624830
>>15624614
also, is that lord reichsin? because that fucker defected and caused me to lose a fully upgraded feif and his 2 forts (jamiche and the one next to dhirim) are both guarded by around 300 rhodok sharpshooters.
i convinced him once to rejoin king graveth, then shilled to get my upgraded village back (jamiche), then he defected again causing me to lose it again.
he's still considered a friend of mine, but my hatred for him has grown exponentially. id rather him just rejoin graveth because he's powerful, but at this rate it might be better to take the fort by force because i think he'd just leave again.
is there a way to fix this? what causes lords to defect… i thought him and graveth were best friends forever.
1c7e82 No.15624831
>>15623852
>>15623826
>>15623801
those are not funny, you just straight up retarded
dc6b5f No.15624885
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15624620
This is especially bad if you enable lightsaber dismemberment.
>Fight with reborn in asteroid base
>drunk fag who bathed in a glowy font doing fine
>jedi master of legend dies almost instantly.
It also makes fighting reborn and shadowtroopers way more fun because with dismemberment they can one hit kill you also just by touching you with their saber (as it should be).
>>15624373
heh.
24838d No.15624924
>>15624799
A mod like that turns it into a puzzle game of sorts
1b2f02 No.15624936
>>15624885
>be nord
>declare war on swadia
>die
why do nords do this every single playthrough?
24838d No.15624945
Back when LoL was a thing, I'd have a very bad habit of running into Nidalee's spears
dc6b5f No.15624979
>>15624936
Because filthy swadians need to die.
2508fc No.15625094
>>15624373
Cavalry -is- king, as long as you have the terrain for it. I hate hilly or mountainous maps because charging your cavalry is a slog. But on a fairly flat battlefield, you'll still wreck it.
a413be No.15625171
>Play the spy in tf2.
>Take corners entirely blind.
>Get spooked by an enemy and poke with the knife.
>Backstab for some reason, or even better– a soldier or demoman that also gets spooked and kills both of us in an explosion.
1b2f02 No.15625327
>>15624979
nords cant into cavalry tho. they just get killed. they should stick to fighting the slavs. rhodoks are best non-cavalry.
>>15625094
it wasnt just hilly. my cavalry were doing that thing where they "float" up the hill… and sarranid master archers are no joke.
2508fc No.15625356
>>15625327
Fuck, I hate that float shit
3619cb No.15625392
>>15619697
>start up deus ex for the first time in years
>pick up a dynamite box for shenanigans
>throw it on the ground
>it explodes, instantly killing me
That had me laughing for a good minute
1b2f02 No.15625433
>>15625356
i normally say "follow me" and route them a better way. but it was like the fucking grand canyon
3029d8 No.15625468
>Playing Stalker CoC
>Trying to get behind cover from a controller.
>Agro a group of bandits.
>Try to get away from that while running from the controller still.
>Bump into a burer.
>The bandits deal with the burer and I finally deal with the controller.
>Take a couple steps before walking into an electric anomaly.
910ec0 No.15625476
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
>Just beat final dungeon, reloaded save.
>Have 28,000 moneys from saving throughout the story.
>Withdraw all money to buy something but it's 2AM in the morning so I forgot to actually buy things.
>Enter Stormy Sea, realized I forgot to store my money in the bank.
>Realize I forgot to get an escape orb.
>"Well surely I can last like 40 floors with a water and grass Pokemon"
>Grass partner gets Icicle Crashed, uses revive seed, dies instantly again.
>Well surely I can find an escape orb somewhere.
>None comes up. Everything hits me for either no damage or like half my HP.
>Guess I'll die.
>Dies.
At least I wasn't really trying to play the game anymore. Only really intended to get to the credits.
2f7e80 No.15627132
>Playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the PS2 version)
>2 players, me and my brother
>Both of us are down the the last ticket
>Both of us gets to spawn as our hero
>Brother gets Darth Vader
>I get stuck with Princess Leia
>Brother blocks most of my shots with his lightsaber
>I run away, we both are on our last hit
>We both find each other at the end of a long hallway.
>He run towards me while blocking
>I shoot randomly to try and hit him
>Right before he gets to me, i see the victory screen on my side
>My last shot just barely hit his foot
>Me and my bother both start laughing hard
If only there were more games this day and age that had good split-screen
cd7fc9 No.15627349
Fuck it, I'll contribute:
Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
So given you can chain abilities together my mate and I used to find new and interesting ways to kill each other- a favourite being Force Choking someone, lifting them as far up as you could look, Force Jumping as high as you could jump and then Force Throwing them at the peak of the jump- instanly killing them on fall damage.
The only way to get revenge if you were the victim was to Force Pull the Attacker as they throw you, sending you both falling to your death.
24838d No.15627474
>>15627349
>My mate
Have you tried not being a furry?
7bdfeb No.15627484
>be stalking in the zone
>see anomaly in the distance
>gets closer and it transforms into a fucking fire bloodsucker
>bullets do shit to it
>die
e737c0 No.15627501
<<15627474
>What is British English?
No (You) for (You)
cd7fc9 No.15627508
>>15627474
I'm Australian.
Mate means Close Friend.
Incidentally, Cunt also means Close Friend- it's a complicated language.
fd2044 No.15627557
>>15625171
> tf2 spy stories
here's one not from dying of stupidity, but dying due to sheer bad luck, and it's happened more than once
> playing spy, low on health
> chase enemy soldier
> about to backstab
> soldier rocket jumps
> kills me as he launches into the air and flies the fuck away
>>15627508
Mate also means enemy, as you are just as likely to call someone who's being a cunt "mate" and your mates "cunt".
Very tricky indeed.
d1fec0 No.15627575
>playing Champions: Return to Arms with my bro
>it's the underwater level
>all chests in game have a chance of being trapped with a very powerful bomb
>the chests underwater are clams
>we both open a chest and greedily swarm it, going for the usual "first to grab loot" routine
>we don't notice the bomb
>our faces when we both get oneshot an exploding clam
7f5e09 No.15627899
>tfw going on a Raid in Let It Die and accidentally groggying myself with my own False Brainshroom
That was some pretty funny shit.
d35b88 No.15627926
>>15627557
>The only language where 'you're a right cunt, mate' could be positive and negative
78749e No.15627927
>Playing Yakuza 6 and reach the container island off the coast of Onomichio to fight worst koreans
>Reach an area where there were clusters of enemies below me and I had explosive barrels to kick/throw towards them.
>As I finish off most of them, one of them does the ingame mini-boss intro.
>Think nothing of it and continue finishing off the goons before I notice a barrel getting launched at me that knocks me off my ass and into a gap where there was water, causing my first game over.
>Laughed a good 5 minutes before continuing on and fucking that guy's shit up before getting back to Onomichio so I can farm cats for the cat cafe
4eb0bf No.15627954
>>15623861
>implying Oblivion and Skyrim are canon
5a908b No.15628064
First time I played Fallout 2 after getting into the series with FO3/NV I had a pretty embarrassing death. Took a quest in Modoc to find a lost pocketwatch, which led me to crawling through the toilet of an outhouse into cave system under the town. There was an obvious pathway being blocked off by a tunnel collapse, so I lit a stick of dynamite and stuck it in the mud wall. Considering the act of lighting the dynamite didn't set off the methane pocket, I figured the game would just have an expanded blast radius - or at worst, it'd get singed a bit huddling in the far side of the shit-pool. After all, if you throw a stick of dynamite in FO3/NV, then change cells, nothing happens. It's all unloaded out of memory. I just assumed FO2 would also forget what happened between scene transitions.
As the fuse on the dynamite continued to burn down, that nagging "bad idea" feeling got the better of me. After all, this was an old-school RPG and Bethesda is uniquely incompetent. So I started to sprint towards the exit, but I only got about halfway there before a cutscene showing the outhouse incinerating in a huge fireball - raining down globs of shit and bits of chosen one all over the town.
33b27e No.15628109
>>15625171
>GTA Chinatown Wars
>Bonuses for getting near collisions in traffic at high speed
>TF2, dodging soldier rockets
>Instinctually feel like I have to dodge them closely, but the ping difference ensures I'll get hit even if I do that well
Lizard brain overrules
Also
>TF2, Sniping, always bad at it but at least positive score
>Scout comes by for free meal
>Pretend I'm running away if he manages to get close, duck behind something
>Scout chases, thirsty as fuck
>Kukri crit
Every time.
c2e022 No.15628121
>>15628064
Well that's a shitty way to die.
92ebaf No.15628463
>>15619697
>Counter Strike
>Only one enemy left
>Sudden fire from behind
>Manage to save myself through a door
>Down to 1 hp
>Want to surprise him with a flashbang
>Throw
>Bounds of wall
>Hits my head
>"Counter terrorists win"
>Entire server laughs
a4b7c5 No.15628856
>>15627899
>playing let it die
>find sniper rifle
>pretty cool, headshots and everything
>try out the rage move : it's a fucking insta-headshot with booster damage
>fucking radical
>find assault rifle
>neat, good ammo amount too, let's try the rage attack
>get to "Goto-9", pop 2 +damage shrooms, time to fuck your shit up AHAH
>E+M1
>screen covered in nuclear explosion, dead
>oh, grenade launcher. With +100% damage from shrooms. Fired at close range.
>unlock some big fucking axe
>big fucking axe costs a small fortune
>try it out, it deletes enemies efficiently, fucking awesome
>try the ragemove near a ledge, hoping it's some "bat-swing" kinda thing and I send the guy flying to his doom
>SPIN-ATTACK WITH FORWARD MOMENTUM
>beyblad myself into the chasm, at low health
Tought me to keep myself at max health as much as possible, but I couldn't help laughing imagining my guy falling down there while yelling "BEYBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE"
83995d No.15629046
>play modded xcom 2
>colonel ranger fucks everything with machete
>some mission with the lost
>keep this nigger out in the open next to echo lure to draw the aids victims into his whirlwind of free attacks
>sits there doing fuck all but hacking up retarded AI who haven't scratched him
>rest of team are rookies and squaddies, fucked off to objective
>red light between him and newfag squadron
>no lost around, put my ranger on overwatch
>three fucking berzerkers
>ranger shoots, hits a car
>newfags shoot and piss off the mad lads
>car explodes, sets two more on fire
>at least four of my newfags are in cover behind those cars
>mad lads split up pretty evenly
>their attacks do area damage
>their attacks can force the cars to explode
one attacks a squaddie behind a car, and blows himself and two lowbies to hell
>other one does the same thing, but one of my lowbies actually survives
>the last mad lad strolls merrily up to my ranger, who takes a swipe at him
>counterattack
>big boi now gets a free attack, slaps my ranger about a bit
>my ranger is on like 4 hp, but I can move him away and shoot
>I can do that
>or I can use slash and get counterattacked again
I slashed like a moron and the only person to survive the mission was a fucking rookie, he earned a promotion, he's a ranger now
4b0c88 No.15629106
>>15624620
>Cousin is playing
>is using invincibility code
>beat an AT-ST miniboss
>you then fight the big bad and are supposed to lose
>has to restart the mission because he can't end the level
>turns out he sucks at fighting the AT-ST and dies to it again and again
>fighting it the umpteenth time he is in a spot it can't hit him but he can't hit it
>"Damn it, if only it'd just kill it's self"
>not 5 seconds later the AT-ST blows up
>apparently it was taking damage from the explosive it was shooting into the wall
>laughing ensues
6147aa No.15637451
385bb3 No.15637526
>>15624201
Nice word play, my sides have just left orbit.
113ca4 No.15637561
>>15619697
When I did the Konami code while playing Gradius 3.
50a0ff No.15637570
>It's Halloween in TF2
>play as demoman
>equip stupid plain cosmetic and the sticky jumper
>do a jump and swerve from blu spawn to red spawn
>Armed with only a melee weapon that causes more bullet damage
>Crit 6 people on the other team to death
>Hit Headless Horseman with pain train
>shot to death by the four sentries that are inexplicably just at last on the overhang
>Horseman dies from a sentry in the room
>Get 4 achievements
Demoman takes skill
50a0ff No.15637575
>>15637570
fuck
Plane cosmetic not plain cosmetic.
ae3a5c No.15637580
>Playing Skyrim, superior to Morrowind in every way
>Be in Solitude, a superior settlement to the ones in Morrowind
>Accidentally misclick and hit the guards (that are superior to Morrowind)
>All guards and everyone around starts attacking me, my bitch boy follower attacks me too
>Put down the traitor follower like the little bitch he is. Kill a few guards in the process before high tailing it away to Riverword (the best starter zone in any game)
>Think I'm safe so I procede with the main quest (the best storyline in any Elder Scrolls game)
>Suddenly out of nowhere at least 8 Imperial guards including General Tullias (the best military governer in all of the Elder Scrolls series) show up in the tavern
>A clusterfuck ensues and I escape the tavern
>Start laughing about how stupid this all is, realize it's all over a chicken and a stupid guard
>Gain some ground and loose a few arrows back at the guards
>One hits a Riverwood guard
>Now I have the entire Imperial army and a bunch of guards after me
>Run into some traveling Stormcloaks, they start fighting the imperials
>I use a shout (the best magic system in any game) and accidentally clip a Stormcloak with it
>Suddenly they all go for me. Every. Single. One. Of. Them
>Then a dragon arrives
>Then the best game in the entire world crashes
I'm glad I bought thid game 15 times and stuff
151ec7 No.15637620
>playing Halo: Combat Evolved with a buddy
>approach a button that activates a cutscene
>stick a plasma grenade to his head for giggles as he hits the button
>he turns and throws a sticky at me
<Checkpoint
>grenade hits me in the face
>cutscene plays
>immediately after the cutscene, we die
<game automatically reloads scene
<keep dying and respawning ad infinitum
24838d No.15637643
>>15637620
Halo eventually rolls back to a secondary checkpoint
884400 No.15640145
>>15628856
My first death was because I used a firework rage move at close range. It took me from full health to dead instantly, and I had no clue what had happened.
fadc94 No.15640186
>>15637580
Post of the year and most financially justifiable memory in the thread!
>>15637620
Wholesome fun/10, anon. Congrats on having a good friend to have fun with.
>>15623879
Is it a good port? I want to play the game but the PC controls are fucking ass, even with a gamepad, it's just a terrible fucking port, and no mods will fix the menus or input latency with a controller.
3f7f21 No.15640202
>>15640186
It controls about as well as the "rekindled edition" port so you might as well just pirate that instead.
a06dc6 No.15640227
>Silent Storm
>enemies holed up in a building, shooting at allied NPCs
>think it would be clever to attack them through the back wall
>shoot hole in the wall
>tell demolitionist to throw anti-tank grenade through the hole
>misses the hole (big surprise), it hits the wall and blows up half my squad
84adb4 No.15640246
>C:DDA
>feeling good after securing clothes against the cold without giving me too much encumbrance
>approach a radio station carelessly
>3 runners, a brute shocker and two tough zombies get the jump on me
It was fun though.
fadc94 No.15640280
>>15640202
I'd been trying to run prepare to die, so I'll look for that one. Thanks.
9d0e03 No.15640285
>>15640227
I have a similar story
>playing jagged alliance 2
>just cleared part of the drassen village
>steal shit from church
>pastor gets mad
>"god will get you for this"
>bitch I got tnt
>decide to blow up the church for shits and giggles
>place several charges
>blow it up
>outer walls' status: annihilated
>fire status: rising
>meanwhile the pastor is still holed up in the back spamming "god will get you for this"
>ok if the fire won't then I'll have to shut you up
>decide to go execute him up close
>send my merc in
>the EXACT moment I get close to him, he runs out from one of the holes the explosion had created
>THE INSTANT HE STEPS OUT FIRE BLOCKS THE EXIT HE GOT OUT FROM AND THE ENTRANCE I CAME IN FROM
>he's safe outside the church as my imp is literally surrounded by fire and can't escape
>mfw he's still spamming "GOD WILL GET YOU FOR THIS"
>mfw god got me
5c28d5 No.15640338
>>15623892
>This exploit no longer works after the version 1.1 patch has been installed.
Why are the fun exploits that usually make playing a mage more interesting than just rapid firing fireballs fixed?
5c28d5 No.15640372
>>15624530
Now that you mention it, Vvardenfell is pretty much Australia.
>island composed almost entirely of inhospitable desert
>lots of alien fauna
>which also wants to eat you
5c28d5 No.15640388
>>15627575
>Champions: Return to Arms
>be playing this with my mate
>we have a running gag of triggering the bombs while the other player isn't paying attention
>trigger a bomb
>try to run away
>but the bomb is in front of me
>realize my mistake too late
>Get instagibbed
>roaring laughter.webm
5c28d5 No.15640437
>>15640388
>different playthrough with the same mate
>I play a dark elf warrior or something
>spec heavily into the skeleton warrior
>he's the most useless faggot ever
>I called him Wheatley
>continues to be my downfall for the entire playthrough
>always fucking dies
>finally, we reach the final boss (we chose the dark path)
>I summon Wheatley
>He starts swinging away at the boss
>the boss blocks
>and keeps blocking while that faggy skeleton slaps him
Took a while for us to break out of our amazement and to kill him.
90bdf9 No.15640775
>>15640338
>Why are the fun exploits that usually make playing a mage more interesting than just rapid firing fireballs fixed?
Because dumbass RPers want to run around and rapidly project fireballs. Having fun doesn't make sense to these faggots.
dc8a78 No.15640851
>>15624201
So we could say Continents were formed by pure autistic rage. Goddamn.
dc8a78 No.15640866
>>15624308
>"I've moved cities" is fine.
That's some Magneto-Tier autism-powered telekinesis, anon. You must be proud.
15f60f No.15640916
>>15625476
What's a good mystery dungeon to emulate?
d546dd No.15641252
>>15640916
The original Shiren on SNES is a good place to start. Grab the translation patch from ROMhacking and apply it (just use a soft patching method through an emulator).
956ad3 No.15641362
>rising storm 2
>I'm playing as a viet cong du kích
>see GI
>taunt
I KIRR U GI, I KIRR U
>oh shit he knows where I am
>unload my m2 as fast as I can
>we both shoot each other
Good times in the jungle
151ec7 No.15641438
>>15640186
>Congrats on having a good friend
Same anon, I was phoneposting like a faggot on my lunch break, but my friend and I fucked around in that game like you wouldn't believe. Getting around loading zones, getting vehicles where they don't belong, screwing around with numerous explosives. It's a great thing they made the Warthog invincible, because we wound up chain-suiciding to stack up grenades on a single spot and tried to launch the thing with precision enough to get it on top of arches and buildings it didn't belong so we could use it later. We somehow managed to get every single Ghost and Banshee right next to the control room door in the 5th level; we also discovered that having a vehicle drive into Master Chief in a cutscene causes Master Chief to die in the scene, forcing his model to appear off to the side in a neutral position while the rest of the scene plays normally.
In the second level, the part with the light bridge, there is a floor in that 'bottomless' pit. There is a small 'ramp' on one side you can drive the Warthog over; if you drive at it with the correct speed and make a precisely-angled turn at the exact moment, you can press your wheels to the back wall and immediately apply gas backwards up the wall to fight gravity and safely reach the floor. I mean, you'll get stuck, and there's nothing down there, but hey, you can get down there.
Also, in Halo 2, if you switch from a long-range weapon to the plasma sword while your reticle is locked onto someone (any gun will do, but sniper rifle works the best), you have a fraction of a second where you can air-dash massive distances in the blink of an eye and cut someone down with the plasma sword. If you can pull it off with some regularity, it can absolutely surprise the fuck out of someone who has no clue what's happening.
I lost contact with him a few years ago, shortly after his mother died. I worry about him a little bit and hope I'll be able to talk to him again soon.
15f60f No.15641447
>>15641252
u wot m8 I meant Pokemon
956ad3 No.15641561
>more rising storm 2
>playing as GI flamethrower guy
>fwoosh nigga
>hue city apartments are swarming with gooks
>one fwoosh of my fire dick and 3 gooks disappear
>take A and B, time for tunnels
>my dumb ass forgets napalm bounces and splashes
>wipe my entire squad in the tunnels under C
>gooks taunt us over proximity chat
912d2b No.15642334
I bought borderlands 2 goy of the year edition that came with "all" the dlc. Season pass isn't dlc fuck you spend more money.
I played to see how much better my 670 was than a gt440.
>driving around with random online guy
>oh look a ramp lets drive off it!
>ramp leads to outside the map we both die
>respawn and dude walks up to me and pauses for a while to type
>lose 7% of 100,000 money respawning
>other dude lost 7% of billions of money
He was super pissed at losing tons of money when I lost nothing. He then was yelling at me to repay him. I tell him to hold on then uninstalled the game. Fucking glorious.
0dac05 No.15642348
>he didn't know how to use the gibbed save editor
Serves him right.
0dac05 No.15642352
000000 No.15642510
>come across a hole in the ground
>has a sign near it that says "do not jump into this hole, you will die"
>jump into the hole
>die
9b23b9 No.15643814
>>15642334
nothing in the game costs billions, dude had no reason to be angry at you
4b0c88 No.15643896
>playing Pandemic Battlefront 2
>couch co-op with cousin
>doing the campaign
>mostly a steamroll but it's fucking fun with shits and giggle and don't care
>reach near endgame
>Tantiv mission
>should be a simple walk in, blow shit up, walk out
>taking our time gaining ground
>all these fucking kills but all these rebels holy shit
>jesus christ so many rebels
>shit's exploding like mad
>haven't been using heroes because wanting to get perks for the soldiers but fuck it
>I go Vader because we're making no progress
>jesus christ there are like 20 guys in the control room
>I'm mopping them but they just keep coming
>cousin goes full demolition with missiles and dets sending guys flying and we're still not stemming the tide
>I burn out the Hero timer so Vader is out
>spawn as a soldier and look at the count of soldiers we got
>15
>oshitnigger.png
>try to make a mad dash to the last couple of objectives
>Lea out of fucking nowhere
>I eat a blaster to the face
>we keep pushing and eventually win
>we don't feel like we won
>both of us have over 100 kills EACH
>can't figure out what the fuck happened to make the game decide to rape us
>now any time that the Tantiv scene in ANH plays, my cousin and I have 'Nam flashbacks
that said, we laugh about it because it's so absurd
816120 No.15645329
>rainbow six siege
>randos online
>run around corner too fast with 1 enemy left
>russian teammate shoots ashes breach and it kills me
>match ends
>russian is mvp
>replay is me exploding
>cuts to russian guy
>over mike he plays the soviet anthem
>all of us lose our shit and laugh for a solid 3 or 4 minutes and ive got tears in my eyes
literally not even mad. you did it ivan, u da bes'