d877c8 No.15578795
https://archive.fo/kc5ZA
Some choice lines from the article.
>I've seen a lot of penises in my lifetime, but this one is by far the worst. The artistry here is laughably bad: There's barely any definition, and this poor soul appears to be lacking gonads—a crucial component of any johnson. Considering this particular statue is found on every major temple in the Mediterranean, this crude, anatomically insufficient penis is a horrific disappointment that the entire Greek world should feel embarrassed about.
>And again, I ask, where are the testicles? It's a shame too, because this guy's stance does a great job of drawing your eye to the prize, but anyone who gazes upon this willy is anything but a winner.
>This statue makes it clear that Poseidon was pretty insecure about his body. The enormity of his trident makes his other spear seem a little underwhelming, despite still being the size of a car. Still, who am I to judge? It's anatomically correct and even features a little pubic hair without making the whole thing look ghastly. But if you're working with this much material, is it too much to ask to spend a little extra time adding definition instead of just smashing phallic clumps of bronze together and calling it a day?
>I respect the effort here. Technically this guy has everything you could want in a penis but the way it's arranged is dreadful. I'm torn, honestly, because in setting out on this adventure I wanted to showcase the most glorious penises (penii?) of the Greek world. This penis isn't glorious, but I can't help but feel like that was the artist's intent all along. Instead of standing triumphantly with his business hanging out for all the world to see, he's hunched over, almost concealing it from onlookers. It's subversive and controversial. I like it. I like it a lot.
> What sets this dick apart from the others is its functionality—this is the only penis in the Mediterranean that I can hang off of.
I don't know who the dumb fucks are who are keeping these people in business but they need to stop immediately
18caae No.15578806
>>15578795
>Get on 8chan, OP makes a thread about cock.
Just another day.
2b1b8e No.15578811
>2375 followers
>verified
My brother has more followers than this cuck, lmao
eaf573 No.15578823
>>15578795
>eve online
So he's a goon, no surprise.
e797b9 No.15578825
Just look at the fag's face and tell me he doesn't gobble cocks everyday. Of course he is going to write about his job.
4220fd No.15578826
Game jurnos need to be beheaded.
0936ec No.15578834
2a8fdc No.15578839
anons, please posts your dicks, for rating purposes.
dd44e5 No.15578840
>>15578839
mom says fags go to hell
3dd77c No.15578847
>>15578795
Haha that's so wacky lol! :D
01dfa7 No.15578851
>>15578839
>not offering anything in return
Not only are you a faggot, you are also a jew.
a856f0 No.15578853
>>15578795
Seems like PC Gaymer is getting pretty desperate. I honestly can't imagine an article that'd scream "clickwhoring" more than this.
692772 No.15578864
>can't think of anything to write about for this game so i'll just make dick jokes
incredible
147bbe No.15578868
So many cocks.
Not a single vagina.
SEXISTS !!!
833895 No.15578869
>>15578864
He looks like a huge faggot so it makes sense all he can think to write about is dicks.
e797b9 No.15578877
>>15578839
Post your tits first
5aa643 No.15578912
So they censor the female statues but show the penises of the male ones?
42a38a No.15578925
Word of advice, if you can see through your mustache, don't grow a mustache. Certainly don't take a close up of it and use it as a profile picture.
35fc2e No.15578935
Their goal is to emasculate the penis. It's nothing new, just regular kike tricks.
49a8e9 No.15578938
>>15578839
i havent trimmed in a bit or else i would
833895 No.15578940
359aa7 No.15578943
>>15578940
>not trimming
Is like you wanna be a RL furry.
692772 No.15578944
>>15578935
>the goal
they already achieved that, the dick is obsolete already, any girl already bought a 12 inch vibrator that outclasses our cock and its perfectly socially acceptable for them to own one
833895 No.15578948
>>15578943
>not going full sasquatch mode and scaring the local campers to steal their picnic baskets
52bde4 No.15578949
>>15578935
>Their goal is to emasculate the penis
What?
0a46d9 No.15578951
>>15578795
i dont really give a shit what they rate. any wise man knows most women are size queens anyway. let them have their fun so we can laugh at how ridiculous they are.
359aa7 No.15578955
>>15578948
I want furfags to leave
529a9c No.15578959
>>15578953
maybe if /pol/ didn't co-opt it people might have cared more
833895 No.15578964
>>15578955
Women love that primal, masculine look. Pic related.
359aa7 No.15578973
>>15578964
>Trying to appeal to women
>>15578959
>maybe if /pol/ didn't co-opt it people might have cared more
I demand further explanation.
833895 No.15578974
>>15578973
Well, I'm not trying to appeal to fags.
359aa7 No.15578981
>>15578974
Fags love hairy men even more. The key is to appeal to nobody and live in complete isolation surrounded by you thought I was gonna say dildos didn't you?
529a9c No.15578992
>>15578973
what explanation do you need? gamergate threads just became /pol/ but on /v/ and all conversation about journalism standards gets drowned out by screaming about jews, trump, and social marxism and (((the left)))
84dcd3 No.15578996
>>15578795
>PCucks obsessed with (P)cocks
What a shock.
529a9c No.15579013
>>15579007
>There is nothing /pol/ about it. Its a attention whoring spamfest full of retards that screech and think that does something.
this 2 sentences contradict each other
db6488 No.15579014
>>15578877
Well? What do I get now?
eaf573 No.15579022
>>15578992
Pretty much. It was all over when we let political opportunists like Milo take over.
fd87bc No.15579024
>>15579014
>2nd pic
NICE
>4th pic
I was very disappointed.
fa24e8 No.15579032
>>15578964
Damn anon thats pretty damn hot
e2a1ac No.15579042
>>15579014
There's something off about that fourth pic.
d877c8 No.15579049
he's also a censor, topkek
52bde4 No.15579054
>>15578961
I'm trying to comprehend the absurdity here, you dumb nigger.
It is impossible to emasculate a literal symbol of masculinity.
833895 No.15579055
>>15579054
What if they chop it off?
692772 No.15579056
>>15579049
>acting high and mighty for deleting/blocking people
what level of wetbrain does this guy operate on
359aa7 No.15579058
>>15579049
>A guy is the one reviewing dicks on a videogame
Top gay
45f87e No.15579061
>>15579014
>The midget arms on that police chick
cfb66b No.15579071
>>15578795
Reminder that these are the same people who complain about animu titties. Game journos are fags.
dfeee6 No.15579087
>>15578912
The Patriarchy strikes again!
52bde4 No.15579089
>>15579055
Then there is no dick and no masculinity.
0bdffc No.15579098
>>15579014
>anal flea insertion
>bull viagra
36864e No.15579107
>>15579049
>the mass murder of Vietnamese civilians is a joke
I wonder if he has the balls to make a holohoax joke.
dfeee6 No.15579131
>>15579058
Only a guy could get away with it. If a woman were reviewing the dicks, she's be called a whore by other women. But a guy fag can out himself as a connoisseur of cocks, and nobody bats an eye.
More fucking proof that the Patriarchy is alive and well and controlling society.
36864e No.15579147
I'm sending an e-mail to his employee at the moment by the way with a bunch images with the effects of napalm attached to it.
t. Vietnamese
f6c8a9 No.15579150
>>15579147
Show asspussy, asians be smooth
e43f4e No.15579167
>>15578964
Too bad, primal woman enjoy normal man
inb4 vid of that guy telling how he got raped by a female sasquatch
inb4 inb4
3b0d85 No.15579253
nice clickbait thread, the containment thread just works!
36864e No.15579281
>>15579208
Too late faggot. Get fuckd, nigger.
e3918e No.15579306
d0357f No.15579401
>>15579208
>>15579209
I love you, stats anon.
Keep doing your good work.
15dcfa No.15581787
>>15578935
>preferring nubian cock to cute feminine benis
FAG
b870a0 No.15581838
>>15578839
I would, but I don't want to make everybody jealous
e84121 No.15581898
>>15578853
That's what happens when stuff like "gameplay" becomes verboten.
696252 No.15581905
if they were rating vagoos, there would be no end to feminists screaming about sexism
fc1b62 No.15581920
>>15578992
So, talking about the cause instead of the effect? Seems logical to me.
b53595 No.15581934
>>15578795
OP is a faggot, and the other faggots posted dicks ITT. Neck yourselves and check my dubs before you go.
bfde33 No.15581943
>>15578795
is he rating it because its larger than his?
f5219e No.15581991
File: c5c48a7fcebce10⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 176.34 KB, 621x643, 621:643, 00d40afd706dac68552bd6cfb8….JPG)
>>15578839
here ya go, please rate out of 10.
f5219e No.15581997
Destructiod did this a few years ago.
f686d7 No.15582010
In what kind of World do we live? Should'nt we be colonizing other planets already? I don't get it.
d2cde2 No.15582040
>>15581898
Game play is the part of the game you play, as apposed to the cinematic.
if your GAME doesn't have good GAMEPLAY it isn't a good GAME to PLAY.
Check mate atheists
a1750d No.15582079
>>15582068
fuck off back to your gamergate thread faggot.
5d2ae0 No.15582096
>>15582079
>listen and believe
a1750d No.15582101
>>15582096
Hows about you archive it yourself instead of being a lazy shit and trying to get others to do your work for you?
6f705f No.15582163
>>15578795
>>15582110
Do you think they just do it because they have absolutely nothing else to report on since they're cucked out of plenty of vidya by the game developers, because they're genuinely sick fucks and degenerates, because they think that degenerates are more profitable for clicks than people who like games, because of the clickbait nature or all of the above altogether?
e84121 No.15582238
>>15582040
>Game play is the part of the game you play, as apposed to the cinematic.
>if your GAME doesn't have good GAMEPLAY it isn't a good GAME to PLAY.
I wonder if one of those fuckers at PCgamer or RPS was the one that made the infamous post. Been over five years already.
76b419 No.15582275
>>15579054
>It is impossible to emasculate a literal symbol of masculinity.
but muh feminine penis
8cb939 No.15582277
>>15578795
>rating every dick in asscreeds
It's funny. These sjw wenches all love to pretend to be all about "girl power" this and that, "look at how strong of a girl I am. I mean, can't you just believe I'm a girl" in your face shoving that shit down your face. And now look at them, they're just obsessed obsessed with dick. Just look at them all, all so obsessed with dick. It's like a case of penis envy on a colossal scale.
c70f50 No.15582361
>>15581991
You posted a blood sausage, anon.
bc0050 No.15582773
>>15582202
I'm really surprised I didn't already have a "goobergrape" in my collection, thanks.
3b85a7 No.15582783
what about "gaymer gremlins"?
95e0f3 No.15582804
>>15582163
All of the above. All these game journalists are sellouts from the west coast or NYC that are barely one step above living in one of those tent cities full of opiate addicts.
153fd8 No.15582813
>>15582163
>>15582804
They have a lot of ex-Ubishit employees, mostly CMs and PR shills.
bc0050 No.15582815
>>15582783
It has to be organic and unironic to add it to my collection.
ec9094 No.15582871
>>15581997
>(((Brett Makedonski)))
/pol/ is always right!
d2cde2 No.15583192
>>15582238
I'm glad you had a screenshot of that, thanks man.
7c76e2 No.15583271
>>15581934
>doesn't miror the image so the hand is going in the right direction
6bb2c4 No.15583346
>>15582202
>I'm too much of a brainlet to understand what an archive is
22da35 No.15583356
>>15579476
>using sage as a downvote
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/reddit/
f5219e No.15583669
>>15582163
all of the above most likely.
3b0e57 No.15583687
>>15578795
How many niggers are in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey?
25f92d No.15583706
>>15583669
Dos it not get attacked by other niggers as it rolls down the hood?
5aa643 No.15583750
>>15583669
To think you'd only see that on Cracked less than a decade ago.
039052 No.15583773
>>15583751
sage just means you post without bumping the thread up in the catalog. It's not negative. Counter sage for using the word "trigger" in 2018
3b85a7 No.15583805
>>15583773
counter sage negated
ed4ef6 No.15583954
I hope all those uncut willies drive the yids crazy.
ea699a No.15583997
>>15578795
Always said AssCreed was gay. Now here is 100% proof of that.
538cf8 No.15584003
>>15579022
Lol, /pol/ hates milo.
As soon as /v/ fell for the e-celeb meme pol knew the gg movement was doomed. It would be divided up by Saboteurs.
All the Fags in the thread acting like /pol/ did anything are just leftyfags re-writing history.
/v/ was the one who opened the door to the Sargon crowd.
160146 No.15584013
if you actually visit these shitty sites do a SJW and accuse them of sexism, if someone did this with vaginas it'd be national news
cfdb04 No.15584071
The same people who said 2B's butt was objectifying women are talking about the penises.
19f66c No.15584419
It's okay because sexuality was much more fluid in Ancient Greece and gay marriage was fine, like any rational people would think
8a78ea No.15584425
>>15584419
And then the Roman rape machine came.
94ee33 No.15584437
>>15584425
The Romans considered sucking cock completely straight and justified it as assisted masturbation
8a78ea No.15584446
>>15584437
Depending on the time period or region you could either be executed or killed for being a faggot. It was only after Christians came to power that the punishment for sodomy was reduced down to a fine.
02615c No.15584452
>>15578795
I don't want to defend this soyboy, but he's just having a laugh. You guys are taking it too seriously.
94ee33 No.15584460
>>15584446
That's wrong. Homosexuality was acceptable in ancient Rome UNTIL it became Christianized because Christianity brought along with it the concept of homosexuality as a sin
c55942 No.15584474
>>15584437
>>15584446
Perhaps the people of antiquity had views which can't be interpreted through a modern lens, due to, among other things, our technological advances. Keep in mind, the majority of people were more destitute than the serfs in Russia.
038d79 No.15584482
>>15584446
>executed
>or
>killed
a856f0 No.15584485
>>15584474
>what is slave labour
"Work" as a concept was considered to be something degrading and even a bit shameful in ancient Greece.
8a78ea No.15584490
>>15584474
Caesar famously went on record saying he didn't sleep with a foreign king after his legions sang a bawdy song about it (and his philandering, graft and general lack of scruples).
Point is, being a faggot would do you no favors in Rome. Also, it's sad to see there's people genuinely stupid enough to uncritically look at primary sources and not see what the agenda at play might be. Obviously Christians had no reason to try and portray the pagans as degenerate sodomites.
>>15584482
I meant exiled or killed.
94ee33 No.15584494
>>15584474
>Keep in mind, the majority of people were more destitute than the serfs in Russia.
Life was fairly good for urban Roman citizens of the Pax Romana era. Even still during the Republic the people retained some power via the Tribune of the Plebians
94ee33 No.15584507
>>15584490
>Point is, being a faggot would do you no favors in Rome
Because people saw you as a perv, just like how being a whore did you no favors in Rome either. It was a completely different context than later eras
8a78ea No.15584518
>>15584507
You're specifically the idiot I was talking about when I mentioned looking at primary sources uncritically.
You're so full of pozz propaganda and still too dumb to realize it.
68e3a1 No.15584522
>>15584419
>>15584446
I love it when anons vs other anons and both of them pretend to know what they are talking about
8a78ea No.15584525
>>15584522
>(((historians)))
Oy vey.
94ee33 No.15584527
>>15584518
>You're so full of pozz propaganda and still too dumb to realize it.
Tell me what Caesar was like because you were obviously there personally
8a78ea No.15584534
>>15584527
He wasn't a faggot if that's what you're asking. I'm sorry ancient Greece and Rome weren't the faggot friendly utopias you imagine them to be. I'm sure your Jewish masters will eventually shit up the world enough to make your kind acceptable. Either that or mudshits will throw you off a building.
94ee33 No.15584572
>>15584534
I'm not calling Caesar a queer you fucking retard. But I think it's ironic you tell me I'm placed with propaganda when you seemed to have painted an idealist utopian image of ancient Rome from the Romanticist era based on actual Roman propaganda of the time through . The Romans were degenerate as fuck. There are ancient Frescas depicting bestiality for fucks sake
692772 No.15584599
>>15584572
>There are ancient Frescas depicting bestiality for fucks sake
THE JEWS MADE THOSE TO SLANDER MUH ROMANS
8a78ea No.15584604
>>15584572
>an idealist utopian image of ancient Rome
All I said is that they didn't like faggots any more than any other human society in history.
If you were capable of applying basic deduction skills instead of chugging soy like a cuck you could easily grasp why the claim that Greeks and Romans were okay with faggotry, when no other culture until the past 30 years was (and even then limited to Western countries under the thrall of a totalitarian ideology pushing it from the top), stinks to high heaven.
>The Romans were degenerate as fuck
Sure thing rabbi.
>There are ancient Frescas depicting bestiality for fucks sake
Oh, wow, that sure is a compelling argument. I guess your next claim will be that Romans were huge fans of bestiality because there's a random painting of it somewhere.
Fucking imbecile.
ba5589 No.15584605
>>15584419
2 pounds of chorizo
c55942 No.15584627
>>15584490
It's practically impossible to compare our modern society with Rome though. They didn't have the same general worldview that we in modern times do. Trying to apply modern terms, modern reasoning and modern perspectives to the ancient, classical, medieval and even rennaisance societies is utterly inadvisable.
>>15584494
But that's the thing: the urban citizens were well off, but they weren't the majority. They couldn't have been: food production was the core industry in every society prior to the industrial revolution. While cities back then were capable of having some small-scale agriculture, the majority was still outside the walls.
19f66c No.15584628
>>15584604
>you could easily grasp why the claim that Greeks and Romans were okay with faggotry, when no other culture until the past 30 years was (and even then limited to Western countries under the thrall of a totalitarian ideology pushing it from the top), stinks to high heaven.
… um… because they weren't oppressed by Christianity, which led them to something called the DARK AGES? Yikes, you need to open up a history book. Once you don't have a mechanism of patriarchal oppression like Christianity, suddenly everyone is happy and fucking who they want like they should.
94ee33 No.15584631
>>15584604
Homosexuality became a sin after the Christianization of Europe, it became acceptable again like you said, in the past 30 years, as the so-called "rationalozation" of the West started taking off.
ff7beb No.15584666
>>15584604
>He thinks the Greeks weren't degenerates when Plato wrote a treatise on the beauty of pederasty
Topvarg
81268c No.15585666
>>15579049
Acting all high and mighty on a kingdom that is losing money and power with peasants leaving the land.
4a384c No.15585705
>>15581991
Reminds me of this
7f5258 No.15585806
>>15584522
>implying Romans and Greeks weren't shitposters anyway
bc0050 No.15585823
>>15581991
She didn't have a bad vagina either. Why'd she have them staple a leg dick to it?
7166a3 No.15585852
>faggot writes a stupid article
>doesn't this piss you guys off?
I miss when the internet was a place to kill time with stupid shit, rather than the outrage porn mill this culture war has turned it into.
1cd231 No.15585856
>>15579061
What did you expect from Aka6?
7166a3 No.15585857
15dcfa No.15585864
Is there any trap dicc in AC Odyssey?
0eb7c2 No.15587001
>>15578959
this, it turned to underage spergshit now
>REEEEE they have le wamen in my vidya
>OMG character X has pruple hair, imma post about this on /r/pol
558b0a No.15587289
>>15578795
>pics
>yfw we live in such times where a faggot can pursue his lifelong dream of rating hundreds of penises and get paid for it
942719 No.15587334
>>15578959
>it’s all /pol/‘s fault
Of course, it’s not like it started losing steam as soon as Sargoon of Cuckad and his ilk attached their names to the movement, started sidetracking the movement from a consumer revolt that aimed to fundamentally change the game industry into “ethics in games journalism” not to mention all the women who used it as an excuse to attention whore. /pol/ was the one digging into the nitty gritty, finding shit like the Digra connection, and they jumped ship pretty soon after the “figureheads of the movement” started establishing themselves, kind of like IA did. Blaming /pol/ for the failure of gamergate, is like blaming a guy who got off a bus four blocks before for the bus crashing.
000000 No.15587355
>another reddit thread about some clickbait article
>5000000 replies
ebin :–DDD
251ee7 No.15587802
>>15584604
There are other proofs that Rome degenerated pretty badly. There were colosseum shows about dogfucking, the "Gay Community" touted the virtues of pedarasty. You're in denial, Rome fell for a good goddamned reason, for the same reason we're going to fall now.
bc0050 No.15587872
>>15587836
But not even Jewish professors teach the Dark Ages meme anymore. It is now taught that the Renaissance era was an organic continuation of Medieval scientific and social developments and that "Renaissance" was coined mainly out of arrogance by artists of the era.
e95915 No.15587873
>>15587863
The hell happened to this benis?
038d79 No.15587882
>>15584628
10/10 bait, truly wonderful, your choice of words was exquisite
>>15587863
circumcision, not even once
caf249 No.15587902
>>15587863
>>15587873
His parents let the jews get him.
d28e3d No.15587911
>>15587863
rabbi zalgo did a terrible job sucking you off afterwards
2b8474 No.15587913
>>15587836
>>15584628
But that graph shows that we still had technological increases AFTER Rome was Christianized and tapered off around the time of Mohammad
843d38 No.15587968
>>15583669
It is unironically time to start killing people who deserve it.
b29df6 No.15587988
>>15583750
>Cracked
>tfw I used to like that website
>eventually lose interest
>look it up a few years later
>nothing is comedy, it's all complaining about shit passive agressively
04f7ef No.15587989
>>15578795
Have any other media Outlets called them out on this Behavior?
b0a272 No.15588105
>>15584628
>patriarchal opression
Get the fuck out!
a976a4 No.15588494
60c6d4 No.15588554
Laughable article but I never understood why greek statues always depicted males with small benises. I guess the inly logical answers is that they all had very small benises or artistically they make it small so more attention is brought to the entire muscled figure.
c3ca1e No.15588612
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15584522
man look at all those fantastic sources in the description
bc0050 No.15588624
>>15588554
Greek art didn't. Renaissance art did. Specifically, Renaissance art in Florence did because Lorenzo Medici was a boy-loving faggot who deliberately commissioned such art.
5aa643 No.15588672
>>15588554
Big dicks were considered animalesque and unattractive.
859ebb No.15588721
>>15584522
WHAT'S THAT?! YOU'RE TOO BUSY SUCKING COCKS TO DO ANY ACTUAL RESEARCH?!
Notice in >>15584446
>"DEPENDING ON THE TIME PERIOD …"
It's almost like you're illiterate or something.
>You somehow think a 700+ year old empire isn't going to decline socially like Weimar Germany was before Hitler came to power or a 200+ year old country like America can't even hold it together.
99dcc6 No.15588749
>Steven is PC Gamer's contributing editor and has a nose for sniffing out the interesting and unique stories being told every day in the PC community.
What a fag
e079eb No.15588762
>>15584446
>It was only after Christians came to power that the punishment for sodomy was reduced down to a fine.
I am calling bullshit till you provide some evidence to back up your claim.
333ec0 No.15589374
>>15581997
>too absurd to be real
>checks
>it's real
859ebb No.15589390
>>15581997
>Be male writer for Destructoid
>Contemplate sticking things up own ass
>Contemplate sticking amiibos up your ass
>Contemplate sticking the pictured amiibos up your ass
Why hasn't natural selection kicked in yet? How are all of these degenerate fucks not dead from severe rectal hemorrhaging?
692772 No.15589400
>>15589379
how out of touch am I, it's supposed to be a joke but I'm not laughing
b870a0 No.15589423
>>15589390
I'm pretty sure this generation has the highest occurrence of anal cancer. Still, that is not enough. We need another aids like epidemic.
d4881e No.15589440
why are 8chan users so mean?
f0648f No.15589445
>>15589440
Shut the fuck up faggot
b870a0 No.15589458
>>15589379
I actually saw a couple that looked just like that the other day, except the assassin creed bull had a kid with her. (Looked like he had autism or some shit). The old dude is probably still smiling joy
d4881e No.15589461
>>15589445
I'm not gonna be your friend if you speak to me like that
a17ed2 No.15589541
>>15589400
>age is just a number
subtle hint at promoting paedophilia
adfffd No.15589563
>>15589461
I'd probably kill myself if I had a friend like you anyway.
78a968 No.15589593
>>15589440
We're generous enough. Don't like it? Fuck off.
6dbbbc No.15589626
>>15581997
I'm sure it's just a shit post. No one should be stupid enough to stick random stuff up their asses……right?
4b3f8a No.15589650
holy shit, i couldnt care less about what some faggot thinks about dicks
6dbbbc No.15589655
>>15589440
If I hurt your feelings with my desire to be blunt, you can go fuck off and cry and cough you sobbing bloody cunt.
79bc24 No.15589718
>that title
>pc gamer now rates penises
I remember buying that magazine everytime I went out of town to my grandparents, when I was a tiny kid, 15 years ago. I liked it. This is surreal. How did it get this bad?
3ed46b No.15589743
>>15583669
>All right Aaron, we need a pose from you for our fashion magazine
<What pose should I do?
>uh
>yo boss how the fuck do we make this look good
>just slap glitter on his face and the spare tutu on his head I want to go home
692772 No.15589751
>>15589743
>checking all the diversity boxes on a clipboard
boys we got a perfect vice article now, get meals on wheels outta here now
859ebb No.15589981
>>15589718
No one knows for sure, Anon…
5ddcaf No.15590167
>>15578795
>Every penis rated
>It's the same mesh re-used in all the models
I'm sure it was hard work.
232da5 No.15590176
>>15582079
>proof is gamergate
kek, I see we have a rapefugee in our midst
0ff845 No.15590219
>>15589718
magazines are dead and "journalists" of any kind are a diamond dozen these days. i imagine they aren't paying these people very well and the over saturation of the "profession" means these fuck heads have to resort to things like this to stand out. ultimately i blame society
daca7f No.15593945
>Literally nobody realizes this was obviously a complete joke
>Everyone getting triggered by gays and dicks existing
Man, you fuckers got trolled so goddamn hard and you don't even know it.
79aac5 No.15593956
>>15587836
Post the real version of that picture, faggot. The hyper war will never fade into obscurity.
461db4 No.15593965
>>15593945
Awwwwww shieeeeeeeeeeet
it was an ebin trolle all along
We been had boys,time to #closethegayt
b870a0 No.15594025
>>15593945
Wanna kiss faggot
b7108d No.15594049
>>15579036
5/10 for first strike but your file name ruined it
>>15579428
7/10 simple
>>15581991
pork sausage/10
>>15582858
9/10 for the red head
>>15587863
3/10 would be a 6 if you would have taken it off of the stove before turning the burner on
>>15593975
2/10 for a shitty shape, all of your mass is at the base, worse than the pork sausage, you should be ashamed
2e8188 No.15594258
>>15587863
Thanks for the jumpscare. At least you made me realize I wasn't circumcised and instead my foreskin sorta just hangs off my dick instead of doing anything useful. Seriously, circumcision is tantamount to child abuse.
>>15578912
To be fair, that's how it largely was in Ancient Greece. Women had to be chaste and not show off their bodies and instead tend to the house. Meanwhile since man had the ideal body form, his body is a complement to the gods. Aphrodite statues are the only ancient female statues that are semi-naked or completely naked in some cases, being the goddess of love, lust and sex that makes sense.
aaa708 No.15594279
206e81 No.15594295
>>15579029
>those eyelashes
Jesus take the wheel
64aaa0 No.15594499
>>15594366
>removed 7 results
Who the fuck tries to DMCA google to scrub their dick from the internet?
714765 No.15594519
>>15594366
>7 inch
>9 inch
>150 inch
There's a fucking ruler in the picture
d001d4 No.15594520
>>15587863
Hey, you were in splatterhouse.
aaa708 No.15594578
>>15594519
I don't think that's black, either.
0ddb79 No.15594710
>>15583669
I'm getting too old for this shit
ff62ce No.15594730
>>15578795
Great! I hope noone complains when I make my top 10 titties in video games article!
2404d2 No.15595247
>>15579029
That's really cute.
c9e5df No.15595287
f4d73d No.15595308
>>15595305
God I wish I had some Dick's in me right now.
c07ba2 No.15595320
>>15595308
>>15595305
Oh my god, I just wanna shove Dick's in my mouth till I puke.
f2c476 No.15595332
>>15587863
Circumcized dicks don't usually look like that. This was probably a botch job, or a parent who swore he could do it himself at home. Jesus.
04f7ef No.15595341
>>15595320
>>15595308
>>15595305
you'll never forget the taste of fresh hot Dick's
d0357f No.15595364
>>15578795
>hundreds of games release every day on pc
>this isn't even counting dlcs
>many of these games are also only on pc
<"let's write yet another fucking column about this multiplatform title that's already getting shilled everywhere and has already been covered by every other games media platform on the fucking planet"
If PCG deserves to burn for anything, it is the above
bb89a8 No.15595399
>>15595305
>Pic 2
I have never seen anything so A E S T H E T I C
bb89a8 No.15595405
>>15581898
>almost exactly 5 years later
Meme carefully lads
606f89 No.15595503
>>15578839
3 angles of my dick, how do you like it?
ae9d04 No.15595628
>>15581898
>Define gameplay
>Gives definition
>High and mighty "right"
I can just see this motherfucker being so fucking smug about being this wrong.
daca7f No.15595864
>>15595332
Circumcised dicks are always on a range from "mutilated" to "horrifically mutilated". Kind of like how someone can either have a cleanly amputated arm or the result of it being caught in a wood chipper and then never getting proper medical care for it.
So saying it's a particularly bad circumcision is correct, but the implication that there are ever any GOOD ones is erroneous.
37bf92 No.15600916
>>15595305
Frisko Freeze is better.
Fucking fight me faggot
40ad87 No.15601555
>>15589379
>We have unironically reached the point where not cheating, BUT FULL BLOWN FUCKING CUCKOLDRY is being introduced into the games we play
I want off this ride. This clown world has gotten too crazy for me
05c68f No.15601817
>>15594499
Probably something similar sounding, like nine inch nails for example.
a787c3 No.15602093
>>15595864
I'm not gonna lie man, but dick looks really good. I'd rather have my foreskin, but it's a pretty damn good looking mother-fucker for being hoodless.
116825 No.15602295
>>15587863
don't listen to all these jealous smoothskins, it's fine
b820b7 No.15609874
a7ef1d No.15610706
>>15582101
>Article may or may not be real
>Article may or may not have been taken down for whatever reason
>People have posted fake articles before
>Image is strong with Poe's law
You're a retarded nigger.
2609c5 No.15610725
>>15601555 (checked)
Just let go, Anon. Ride the insanity train into the depths of Satan's festering butthole.
4469f6 No.15611693
611600 No.15611707
>>15579029
Why do you have a face pussy?
0e0e00 No.15611721
>>15581991
Even more horrifying than MtF.
45e4a7 No.15614133
>>15588612
>top comments section
>someone makes the observation that Christianity changed the world's view on sex, which seems to be demonstratively true
>What I assume are Fedoras sperg trying to argue against religion as a whole even though that wasn't being argued about originally, shifting goalposts, diverting away from the original observation that had nothing to do with religion vs non-religion nonsense
206e81 No.15614444
>>15614133
>reading youtube comments
0e0e00 No.15614456
>>15614444
holy shit I have no words
43ca62 No.15614459
>>15614444
THIS POST IS CURSED!
acc28d No.15614468
>>15614444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cecda1 No.15614549
>>15614133
Spergs like that really make me think that the ((( REASONABLE SKEPTIC CENTRISTS ))) aren't really all that different from the average leftist who pushes pedophilia and other assorted shit.
They just want to boil the frog slower as opposed to faster than their more forward counterparts, kinda like Armored Skeptic and budget boxxy doing shit-tons of coke with trannies at whatever-the-fuck conventions they go to.
Also, a man has a weight on his dick.
>>15614444
My god.
4a384c No.15614561
>>15614444
I think the worst part of this is that Im laughing while everyone else freaks out
692772 No.15614573
>>15578795
>last week journos make a long winded joke(?) post about statue penises
>this week they make an article how people making dicks in soul calibur 6 is "why we can't have nice things"
I doubt it was the same publication but they're all the same shitheels
206e81 No.15614599
>>15614561
I think you're reacting like the urologist.
692772 No.15614632
>>15614599
>wide urethral meatus
chuckled harder than i should have
>rest of the story
what the fuck.
4a384c No.15614643
>>15614599
Once I got a little too excited with my own urethral sound (it was hollow middle so you could ejaculate through it) and tried to prevent with it in and my cock spasmed really rapidly and the. I pissed blood. It was weird
7e7d8a No.15619156
>>15614643
Sounding is a shit tier fetish.
b820b7 No.15623506
551e56 No.15623527
a5e892 No.15623535
>>15578943
Why would I trim? It's not like anyone is going to see it.
fbe4a6 No.15628249
0b9fcc No.15628268
>>15614444
Never stick something in something, unless you're willing to lose it.
73be41 No.15628330
>>15589718
Homogenization
PC Gamer used to be a Brit magazine only to branch out to the US later which became much more popular at one point, the cheapest payrolls usually comes from retarsed young idealogues
Couple that with progressives attaching themselves to videogames and social media as they were a new form of media at the time of their slow rise to popularity and videogame magazines pretty much dying as people would rather go to the internet and you get desperate tabloid tier websites trying to clickbait with everything they can with the quality of blogposts even worse than IGN reviews.
Also we can't forget the fact that at one point vidya publishers started paying much attention to these platforms as a way of shilling and started paying them off and including them at exclusive events, it's gotten to a point where these sacks of shit date employees of said vidya companies while still making reviews.
Couple that with the rise of ecelebs that are now eclipsing them and you get awfully paid desperate numales trying to keep their shit bloated company afloat as it slowly becomes irrelevant.
It really is sad to see what the medium of videogames as a whole was and has now become, so much promise and fanfare.
I personally blame the internet and mass exposure.
The world really was a better place when nerds and geeks were looked down upon.
95bc4b No.15628423
>>15578795
>There's barely any definition, and this poor soul appears to be lacking gonads—a crucial component of any johnson
this article was massively transphobic. i had to spend a whole day doing nothing but watching adventure time and drinking chocolate milk to recover.
0de653 No.15628901
>>15584522
>Laws exist against pedos
>Oh boy it was common to rape kids.
This is called PROJECTING.
>Slave had no rights.
>Which is why we know molestation rates due to the legal cases prosecuted for.
That's clearly someone that is well educated on the question.
be0dd3 No.15629271
>>15581991
Will never eat sausage nor bologna ever again/10
be0dd3 No.15629529
>>15584628
One more word outta you, and i'll stick more steel into your lungs than dick you've ever taken in the ass.
45e4a7 No.15631432
>>15628330
you sure it wasn't the goobers fault
b820b7 No.15636152
>>15584446
Why do you lie anon?