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File: fc0af9b749a9762⋯.png (10.61 KB, 207x244, 207:244, 7451849562.png)

7fc92c  No.15569059

Star citizen is hosting an annual livestream to demonstrate future content

discuss

7fc92c  No.15569065

oh and it's live right now btw


c8e442  No.15569069

>it's an "OP is a phoneposting faggot who doesn't provide links to the things he wants to talk about" episode

I'll check back later and see if this thread goes anywhere.


787ee9  No.15569092

File: cf4e8bc9b90cd30⋯.jpg (30.08 KB, 640x640, 1:1, cf4e8bc9b90cd30d30934bc7bc….jpg)

WHAT A SHITPOST OF A THREAD

ZERO FUCKING CONTENT HERE

IS THIS THE STANDARD NOW?


2ffeb6  No.15569103

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


7fc92c  No.15569107

>>15569069

The official stream requires an account that's why i didn't link it.

Here are links for twitch and youtube re-broadcasts.Expect cringe commentary and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=star+citizen&sp=EgJAAQ%253D%253D

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Star%20Citizen


310609  No.15569115

I can't wait for new and innovative ways to spend my life savings.


b4675d  No.15569117

>let's discuss one of the biggest scams in vidya

How do I know that this isn't viral marketing?


2ffeb6  No.15569126

Those are some nice crowdfunded offices.


714099  No.15569127

>>15569117

Can you really shill a game when every single person on the site shits on it? This isn't like Skyrim where half the board plays it anyway and there's an actual segment of people saying "mods will fix it", this is one where literally nobody will defend this shit.


2ffeb6  No.15569142

Why the hell are they drowning themselves in their own jpegs?

Does one really that many spaceship paintings in office when developing a space game that's never been done before?


7ee045  No.15569162

>>15569117

<A) OP an underage sperg who doesn't understand board culture

>B) OP is a subversive viral marketer

Which of these seems more likely?


2ffeb6  No.15569171

>i-it's totally real and not scripted goy, trust me


7fc92c  No.15569174

Official twitch livestream link just went up

No need for an account this time

https://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen


e87c8f  No.15569177

Discuss these numbers nigger


7fc92c  No.15569186

File: d9e4cc571eb429a⋯.jpg (5.67 KB, 266x190, 7:5, 685123523.jpg)

>>15569177

matching numerals

impressive


4c7d48  No.15569198

did you buy the CitizenCon digital pass fellow goyim


c94285  No.15569212

File: c296653e4ab43e7⋯.jpeg (7.31 KB, 250x230, 25:23, c296653e4ab43e7025e93097d….jpeg)

>>15569198

of course


27c16b  No.15569300

>>15569174

>inb4 the stream gets taken down because you didn't pay goy


7fc92c  No.15569316

>>15569300

Years ago the stream got shutdown because they sang happy birthday and that's copyrighted apparently.


520bdb  No.15569318

File: a9a6c9e6045e271⋯.png (257.33 KB, 578x667, 578:667, neverevercitizen.png)


5c9f95  No.15569328

File: 8425d52a0c2c5aa⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, The promised city where ba….png)

>just look at this huge, lifeless, dull, static city, isn't it impressive?


36d630  No.15569335

>>15569328

>the future is brown

Well the game is halfway realistic at least.


11700f  No.15569342

File: a36237089def3a1⋯.png (668.56 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, knowingsc.png)

The real question however…


5e1a49  No.15569360

File: d536fe1e1c2a01d⋯.jpg (96.75 KB, 430x320, 43:32, Check_'em.jpg)

>>15569177

Well I guess this is a dubs thread, now.


520bdb  No.15569362

File: d63c7144e8b2bcd⋯.png (1.87 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

File: e554b000b611011⋯.png (1.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

>cant fucking jump a small gap

>TWICE

>fucking dies

>respawns in fucking house

>cheat

WEW


0b21c2  No.15569363

File: ad0d19233710cff⋯.gif (3.03 MB, 375x259, 375:259, this is my first job.gif)


5c9f95  No.15569365

File: 92c60939ea45552⋯.png (2.53 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, console.png)

>died attempting to jump in the game

>had to teleport back, to continue the demonstration

At least we saw the console.


c94285  No.15569371

>>15569363

I never did find the source.


36d630  No.15569379

>>15569362

>>15569365

>service [LAN]

Now I'm no expert but as far as I'm aware this game has no planned LAN support, right?


c94285  No.15569380

>>15569379

It was supposed to get private servers back when the kickstarter was going, so no.


7fc92c  No.15569381

*ride of the valkyries starts playing*


5c9f95  No.15569398

>ship can carry 20 people

>that's almost the entire amount of people that can be in the same server


520bdb  No.15569399

File: aab57043e1d2334⋯.png (2.27 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

order one, goy!

>>15569380

>It was supposed to get private servers back when the kickstarter was going,

wait, they canceled the private server shit? how im suppose to pirate it then?


5c9f95  No.15569406

>>15569399

Even if you pirate it, you will still have to buy the ships, plus insurance.


520bdb  No.15569413

>>15569406

>pirate game i play it in your own autistic server where you cheat

>still have to pay for ships

nani?


0240fb  No.15569423

File: d5db93b6bd93969⋯.gif (338.43 KB, 538x572, 269:286, 1504051949621.gif)

>>15569059

Step one:

>yfw you didn't fall for Scam Yiddizen

Step two: profit


520bdb  No.15569433

File: 2bfa4bc9c646e14⋯.png (698.31 KB, 1321x735, 1321:735, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

WE!


eabac2  No.15569472

File: 29ad014047780c5⋯.jpg (22.71 KB, 189x352, 189:352, 29ad014047780c533998b801ed….jpg)

did anyone catch the stuttering and warping NPC? fucking wew laddie


520bdb  No.15569485

>>15569472

>glitches everywhere

just wait for 4.0, anon!


3cf0b6  No.15569487

File: d59de7fe8d9a8e3⋯.png (240.09 KB, 265x407, 265:407, bukkake_1.png)

>fully scripted demo as the year before and the year before that

>still bugs and glitches out of the ass

>ship commericals

7 Y E A R S

1 9 8 M I L L I O N D O L L A R S


3f3b05  No.15569506

>"it won't be pay2win, goy! You can buy ships in-game!"

>ship buying with in-game currency is shown

>21 MILLION to buy a large ship with in-game currency

>you make 4000 per fetch quest

>fetch quests take 30-60 minutes

>only 2000-5000 hours of grinding to buy one jpeg!

wew, I wasn't expecting it to be that blatant.


520bdb  No.15569531

File: bd0a7517fb5981f⋯.png (931.81 KB, 1333x746, 1333:746, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

File: 598323604e0aa5a⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1337x743, 1337:743, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

File: e573153a6423521⋯.png (808.96 KB, 1362x736, 681:368, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

>taking about lore if it was real

>loves drake ships

da fuck?


fd1908  No.15569553

>>15569531

>Third photo

Are even the security fat neck beard?


520bdb  No.15569562

>>15569553

he stops people from escaping.


3f3b05  No.15569569

File: 94c34c0a617d767⋯.png (11.29 KB, 685x96, 685:96, be my bitch.png)

>>15569506

The reaction to it over on plebbit.


11700f  No.15569593

>>15569569

Premium players and plebs. Can't demand the long term supporters that actually financed the game to be put on the same level as opportunists that only flock to the game once it's finished and abandon it about as quickly. Don't want to invest in the company that gave you this great game? Well, guess you will be working for those that did. Know your place and bow to the master race!


89b8ad  No.15569611

>>15569433

i'd better there's not a single nog in the game

no black person would spend his 40/blunt/welfare monies like this.


3cf0b6  No.15569618

File: 9aec788e336bf17⋯.jpg (19.63 KB, 512x384, 4:3, ffs.jpg)

>>15569593

Those who reverse mortgaged their houses for those sweet completionist package need pressganged slaves for their star galleys after all!


89b8ad  No.15569621

>>15569569

the moment they allow this shill citizen will be flooded with chinese/poo's being paid $0.30/hr to grind in-game currency.


ed1cdd  No.15569651

>>15569618

Can't wait for the videos of these hyperautismos screeching as Daniel sabotages their ship through incompetence.


0895db  No.15569676

>its actually called citizenCON


520bdb  No.15569685

File: 3f58edf690ad98c⋯.png (661.77 KB, 1342x755, 1342:755, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

File: 1b3c1f4d299a003⋯.png (203.69 KB, 405x584, 405:584, 89489651165.png)

>windows 10

>firefox

>chrome


11700f  No.15569686

>>15569676

It's a con, alright.


cee7ad  No.15569693

>>15569685

What should one use in place of firefox?


a58733  No.15569697

>>15569676

requesting the webm of the guy saying 'putting the CON in citizen-con!'


eabac2  No.15569708

>>15569693

palemoon


520bdb  No.15569715

>>15569693

it depends on your autismo

i use waterfox


04fe54  No.15569747

>>15569693

the one that let's you edit cookies without add-ons :^)


cee7ad  No.15569750

File: 449c25f8174f016⋯.jpg (209.85 KB, 814x570, 407:285, 1539049141801.jpg)

>>15569708

>>15569715

Thanks guys I'll try them both.


6888ca  No.15569756

File: 3c114973cd8e95d⋯.png (826.06 KB, 1379x1119, 1379:1119, rot.png)

File: e1651833f2cc7c8⋯.png (922.59 KB, 1399x1034, 1399:1034, 2rot.png)

I forgot, are the guys in blue paid presenters or are they backers who paid for this photo op?


6888ca  No.15569765

File: d573b53668456cb⋯.png (871.55 KB, 1422x1023, 474:341, 3crot.png)

>>15569756

Nevermind, the blue guys are staff.


2ffeb6  No.15569773

>all this cosplay

These people are bound to commit suicide from the sheer embarassment for having taken part in this at some point in the near future.


89b8ad  No.15569775

>>15569773

how can you cosplay something that has no lore?


6888ca  No.15569780

>>15569773

What makes you think they'll ever feel shame? Assuming SC actually does eventually flop they'll just start a SC Veterans club and run their own private server or maybe start an EVE clan. It will never stop.


6888ca  No.15569784

File: f32d1736a779dcf⋯.png (492.29 KB, 1408x1019, 1408:1019, 4rot.png)

*/pol/ triggering intensifies*


36d630  No.15569787

>>15569773

I see you don't know how the mind of goons and furries operate. They'll just pretend they never cared and then forget about it in a week.


6888ca  No.15569794

>>15569787

I'd argue that SC's fanboys are much closer to SW fanboys, at some point it becomes a religion to them. Furries and that crowd will move onto something else to leech from.


f5030b  No.15569798

>>15569399

>>15569380

>>15569379

reminder that it runs on CryEngine.

Even if, some day that game should actually run. Some autists will reverse engineer the servers or get hold of the code and we'll play it on pirate servers.

Already happens for a lot of MMOs and shooters.

Happy pirating, guys!


89b8ad  No.15569824

File: a2fc939ce3ab69d⋯.png (11.98 KB, 315x151, 315:151, starcitizen2.png)

>>15569784

are they already talking about a sequel?


520bdb  No.15569841

>>15569798

>CryEngine

i think they dropped that and started to use another engine, yeah, they are THAT retarded.


2ffeb6  No.15569856

>>15569775

>no lore

You've never been to the RSI website in the past 3 years?

Every second official piece of news is a novel-sized fantasy lore post about planned game mechanics.

>>15569780

>What makes you think they'll ever feel shame?

When they'll realize they blew 20.000$ worth of their children's college fund or more on a game that'll never exist on top of having disgraced their ancestors, gone through one or more divorces, sold their apartment/home to make up for the chronic lack of pledge money, all while the Credit institutions and the IRS are threating to confiscate their cuckshed+SC memorabilia with friendly interest collectors from the local loan shark approaching.


f5030b  No.15569860

>>15569841

But CryEngine is good.

Wonder what shit they'll bake together. However I doubt it will be better than CryEngine.


36d630  No.15569868

>>15569841

It's Amazon Lumberyard, which is already based on Crytek so not much changed. It's just the same shit with a bunch of different frontends and middleware shoved in by street shitters.


402a4f  No.15569876

>>15569824

I thought squadron 42 was just the singleplayer half of star citizen


2ffeb6  No.15569897

>>15569876

It was at one point, but then it became too fidelitious and was made into a separate full-price game that will never see the light of day.


6888ca  No.15569909

>>15569824

SQ42 was going to be it's own game and TV show, but who even knows at this point.

>>15569856

>When they'll realize they blew 20.000$ worth of their children's college fund or more on a game that'll never exist on top of having disgraced their ancestors, gone through one or more divorces, sold their apartment/home to make up for the chronic lack of pledge money, all while the Credit institutions and the IRS are threating to confiscate their cuckshed+SC memorabilia with friendly interest collectors from the local loan shark approaching.

That will just make them double down again. They'll be able to hide all of their digital assets on a thumb drive and one day they could just clock into a library PC and cash out. Gambling is considered addictive for a reason.


2ffeb6  No.15569932

File: 606afbef1589f33⋯.gif (534.17 KB, 500x278, 250:139, nonono.gif)

>>15569909

>They'll be able to hide all of their digital assets on a thumb drive and one day they could just clock into a library PC and cash out

>Star Citizen forcing goons and furries into learning OPSEC to protect their jpegs from the man

Jesus fuck, it really is a cult.


4458fa  No.15569938

File: 304e0e9a5c2f159⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 954x534, 159:89, The con in Citizen Con.webm)


a58733  No.15569945


3f3b05  No.15570027

File: 713a22fdd80aec7⋯.jpg (246.39 KB, 1680x994, 120:71, d2nvjj95jdr11.jpg)

They've got a JPEG tote to carry your JPEGs this year. Place your bets on how much the Kraken is going to cost.


6888ca  No.15570096

>>15569932

You have to realize, the most hardcore fans are actually addicted. There's a chemical thing in their brain happening where if they do not have the highest SC number (whatever that number is, be it credit or ships or just money spent) they will become anxious and panic. It happens with gamblers all the time, their most important object on them is their comp card that lets them log in every day at the casino to get a free sandwhich or something. Eventually they'll log in one day and use all their rewards to get rich.


3f3b05  No.15570125

File: 704485c67d53df5⋯.mp4 (3.59 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, suddenly giraffe.mp4)

The community is certainly not composed of manchildren.


c3a8fd  No.15570135

>>15569693

Firefox is fine, but you should definitely make some modifications. Follow everything it says to do at https://www.privacytools.io/.


520bdb  No.15570179

>>15570027

wasnt all that fan-made?


4458fa  No.15570180

>>15570135

>Firefox is fine

<works with Soros' Open Society Fundations

<gave money to social justice groups

<fights against "fake news"

>fine


eabac2  No.15570184

File: 3d931970f4422e8⋯.png (602.36 KB, 793x794, 793:794, 3d931970f4422e8c49ba85cc77….png)

>>15570027

rolling for 8K in burger coins


6888ca  No.15570190

only a third of the auditorium is being used


3f3b05  No.15570222

File: b72250696994945⋯.png (283.24 KB, 1174x349, 1174:349, digital supply limited act….png)

>>15570179

It's their big new JPEG, to go along with the Idris. It sounds like they were positioning it relative to the Idris, so expect the $2k range. They have a commercial for it and everything, which I'm not going to link as I always get worried that posting hype laced with poison here to laugh at it might still sicken someone weak.


2ffeb6  No.15570241

File: ea5eadd0322eaa3⋯.jpg (64.75 KB, 585x464, 585:464, laughter_stops.jpg)

>>15570027

>exposed pads

I know this is supposed to be the civilian niggerprise but did no one think that players in larger ships wouldn't try to ram the precious jpegs off the pads, let alone shooting/stealing jpegs worth literal gorillions of UEC once the carrier's shields go down?

The Idris at least has a fully enclosed hangar.


3f3b05  No.15570250

>>15570241

They actually talked about the exposed pads when positioning it relative to the Idris, as an intentional design element to make it suck. So I was figuring this is the $1500-$2k range rather than $3k+.


2ffeb6  No.15570269

>>15570250

With their current "netcode" and all the ships being so tightly spaced together ramming into a single parked jpeg at high speed while the carrier is moving would probably be enough to crash an entire server.


7e0f41  No.15570280

>>15569553

That was the only security they could get that was willing to pay to be hired.


3e7ceb  No.15570310

>>15569379

>>15569380

>>15569798

>Now I'm no expert but as far as I'm aware this game has no planned LAN support, right?

It's building the game as a local serv.

There is of course no reason for doing that if it was an actual MMO (client just handshake main serv' and get serv' seed data after logging in) or even a normal online game.

Which it isn't.

And this is also the reason why it can't work as an MMO (because instead of having a central serv' synchronizing players inputs, you have a multitude of data built from each local serv' that act as a client).

This right there is direct proof it's just a total conversion of Crysis and a scam.


3e7ceb  No.15570318


f841b5  No.15570340

>>15570241

It's so fucking easy to prevent the griefing. Just claim that, according to the law X, all ships inside perimeter Y around a docking station must hand over control of the ship to the station's system and land/take off on auto-pilot.

But then again, they don't even have a fun game outside of the station. So what are the players supposed to do once they've beaten teh Dark Souls of leaving main hub and head to a fatal error?


2ffeb6  No.15570385

File: 6b56aab30c79563⋯.png (97.34 KB, 925x924, 925:924, SC Kraken reddit reaction.png)

>>15570310

B-b-but muh Network bind cucking and Oral container streaming are gonna fix everything in the next Jebus patch and bring forth 144 fps 500 player instances you fucking goon!!!11!!11!1

>>15570340

That wouldn't be immersive enough to fullfill Chris' Dream.


2ffeb6  No.15570413

File: b8a264a5d85c266⋯.png (18.22 KB, 618x209, 618:209, SC Kraken reddit reaction ….png)

>>15570385

Forgot to add this.


eabac2  No.15570445

File: 910abfe94ee07b3⋯.png (2.71 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, gorilla inside an astronau….png)

WE WUZ SPEHS MUHREENS AND SHIIIEEET


520bdb  No.15570461

File: a92815958d32a42⋯.png (962.44 KB, 1346x754, 673:377, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

File: 86db720ee4555c3⋯.png (642.61 KB, 1334x741, 1334:741, Screenshot from 2018-10-10….png)

>>15570445

HOLD UP!


36d630  No.15570468

>>15570445

>>15570461

In space, no one can smell you poo.


3f3b05  No.15570473

>>15570385

That's a quality reply chain. Great find, anon.


cb22f9  No.15570481

>Scam Citizen

>Literally only heard about it because of how blatantly Jewish it all is

>/v/ threads still being made about it and only because we can't decide whether to be impressed or depressed about how much of a scam it is

>stream requires payment

And why should I care?


e80fbb  No.15570493

>>15570481

Its been an ongoing and continuous joke of a game/scam.

How nu r u?


36d630  No.15570497

>>15570481

Fuck off back to whatever mobage general you crawled out from.


cb22f9  No.15570504

>>15570385

oho ho ho…

Disregard my other post. Now I realize why we still talk about this shit.

Holy shit there must be a gold mine to be discovered of all the paypigs who put money into this.

Hell. I don't even have a computer at $1000 dollars. How the fuck do these people have this much expendable cash?

spoiler: They don't. And that's what makes it that much more funnier


cb22f9  No.15570515

>>15570493

>>15570497

sorry fags, I just haven't been following it because it simply flew under my radar. There's just that many games that are full of shit like this that it's countless at this point.

This though… It seems special.


f841b5  No.15570521

File: beaa29602479483⋯.gif (24.01 KB, 224x233, 224:233, aku_no_hana.gif)

>>15570481

>Not enjoying Salt Citizen


27c16b  No.15570556

File: 3f23ec3d78c988b⋯.png (115.35 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, Oreaucost.png)

>>15570027

I will shamelessly repost this


5a62e4  No.15570569

How can you demonstrate future content when you don't have any to begin with?


36d630  No.15570578

>>15570569

When the future is nothing then it's pretty easy to show it off.


6888ca  No.15570590

File: 23ed6c5a82555d6⋯.png (835.02 KB, 1367x1026, 1367:1026, 5ot.png)

they're now doing nothing but talking about facial animations while showing a nigger grimace in a million different ways

stream has slipped under 9,000 because who the fuck would want to watch this shit?


448aec  No.15570596

>>15570556

There are several layers to this and I appreciate the effort that was put into it.


cb22f9  No.15570598

File: dc93b06804dc1ff⋯.png (10.53 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>15570556

I made my own! :^)


3f3b05  No.15570600

File: 23da68a97547f38⋯.jpg (376.58 KB, 1601x884, 1601:884, monkey suit.jpg)

File: 779fb41b63e80b4⋯.jpg (496.34 KB, 1592x896, 199:112, smacks lips.jpg)

All this science and technology and we use it to render niggers.


03b9f7  No.15570679

>>15570600

Facial animations are more important than a kinda functional game :^)


36d630  No.15570689

>>15570679

Hey that's at least one step ahead of Bethesda.


03b9f7  No.15570697


3f3b05  No.15570698

>>15570679

They hired all the CryTek guys. They've always wanted to just do graffix tech without gameplay getting in the way and now they've got their dream job: infinite time and money to produce salable hype.

The shillizen community spends its time arguing over if the bottles of booze in their space bar in their JPEG are of appropriate quality for a JPEG of its stature, and the graffix quality of their bathrooms. It's gone way beyond Project Entropia levels of marketing cult.


03b9f7  No.15570716

>>15570698

Crysis 1 was fun at least, this shit is a buggy mess with no gameplay and pretty graphics, framerates are unplayable when too many ships are being flown. This game should be some marketing case study, like the cult around apple


5a62e4  No.15570719

>>15570600

Isn't diversity great?


9e9c64  No.15570730

File: 48707162cae6762⋯.png (651.65 KB, 1279x576, 1279:576, TheCon2018.png)


39c8d2  No.15570732

File: bfdf6ef075c7cd5⋯.png (339.99 KB, 560x537, 560:537, nig gorilla google.png)


03b9f7  No.15570734

>Scripted show off lagging

Jesus Christ this is bad


3f3b05  No.15570736

File: 74a1eefab7732eb⋯.jpg (377.91 KB, 1194x844, 597:422, gameplay.jpg)


fd88d8  No.15570763

File: dcd2ae5429e494f⋯.jpg (73.9 KB, 680x664, 85:83, let me tell you why that's….jpg)

Despite the shit they've received, despite the memes, and despite the rocky start, it looks like they're going to accomplish this shit. Fucking idiots wrote a new first-person module for the space flight, and so they couldn't use the FPS module of the engine and had to write a completely new one from scratch.

Conversely, Elite: Dangerous is taking the tiniest of baby steps, they still don't even have the ability to walk around on your fucking ship, it seems like it's going to be a good 4 years before you ever get to walk around on a space station (and it will be so small despite the massive size of said stations),a nd it will be a good 8 years before you ever get to walk around on a planet.

ED completed so much cheaper and promptly, but SC is going to complete with more style. It doesn't excuse either game, though. How many fucking hundreds of millions went into SC? It's quite possibly the most expensive game ever made. ED sold units based on things they told customers would be in the game, then they made features a fucking expansion before the game itself was even finished, and then they scrapped putting all those features in that expansion in favor of a "seasonal" model. This is a god damn nightmare, and this is precisely why the space sim genre is dead. Overly ambitious projects that misuse resources, take far too long, and incompetently fuck things up on the level that they have to rewrite an engine that they should have only had to extend, not recreate.


c7bbe6  No.15570876

>>15570763

> it looks like they're going to accomplish this shit

No, it really doesn't. It looks like janky trash after 6 years. 6 fucking years and there are retards on this very earth willing to give croberts the benefit of the doubt.


eabac2  No.15570893

File: 306cca0a8f95c56⋯.jpg (35.68 KB, 400x460, 20:23, 306cca0a8f95c564faa9224900….jpg)

>GPU crashes on stream

>audience claps

kike roberts wanted to paywall this.


3f3b05  No.15570923

>>15570763

>it looks like they're going to accomplish this shit.

Accomplish what? Almost none of the pitch of the game itself exists. They currently have a fetch quest and all other effort was redirected into making luxury JPEGs, in-game storefronts, and massive amounts of graffix. It's the Project Entropia method where everything is about hooking whales with hype and the game itself is irrelevant. I'm sure we'll see luxury homes and personal space stations soon like happened with Entropia. Funny thing: Entropia Universe used CryEngine, too.

The community has shifted as well with the people who wanted/expected gameplay having taken a refund and bailed. The people who remain are a mess and are paying to get their ego stroked.


fd88d8  No.15570928

>>15570923

Did the guy who ponied up $100,000 for a bunch of bullshit get his money back?


d2b97f  No.15570938

File: 39d91293040ad91⋯.webm (1.7 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, laughter.webm)

File: f46f6ad7d98ab5c⋯.webm (995.34 KB, 480x320, 3:2, 5_webm_laugh.webm)

File: 0d953c3ea3c8d39⋯.webm (3.25 MB, 1166x900, 583:450, laughter.webm)

>>15570928

>Did the guy who ponied up $100,000 for a bunch of bullshit get his money back?


8f4a86  No.15570940

Wheres the game?


89b8ad  No.15570941

File: 68cf87f135c2e3e⋯.webm (11.67 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Star Citizen - Drake Inte….webm)

>>15570222

>They have a commercial for it and everything, which I'm not going to link as I always get worried that posting hype laced with poison here to laugh at it might still sicken someone weak.

i have no such reservations

you can finally be the hero everyone knows you are

just buy this $2000 jpeg


fd88d8  No.15570946

>>15570938

Damn, that's rough.


23fe28  No.15570956

>>15570763

On the off chance it does somehow get done, just think about how much better a flight sim the final product would be if they just made a god damn flight sim.


fd88d8  No.15570969

>>15570956

Oh I think it's going to have awful space combat, to be honest. Elite: Dangerous went out of their way to make the game enjoyment factor decline, and they still do so. Any time someone finds a fun mechanic, or a way to make money, Frontier nerfs it hard into the fucking ground. They broke the meta by introducing engineering, buffed engineering anyway, and then they had to nerf it into the ground.

If ED can fuck it up while focusing on space sim, I'm sure that Star Citizen is going to be super lame to play. I don't know why it seems like classic genres are experiencing this regression where instead of moving forward and getting better they hold it back and gimp it to somehow try and enhance the user experience by making it less fun to play. It's a novel concept, but I don't think anyone ever asked "can you insert this spiky dildo into my asshole?"


89b8ad  No.15570977

File: 0789f7be9dc7edd⋯.webm (147.69 KB, 854x480, 427:240, tinyworld.webm)

>>15570956

if star citizen turned into DCS in space then it might be worth the money. it's nowhere close to that.

also

>>15570941

look at this phase out.

how big is this planet supposed to be? is this supposed to be taken in game? are the planets the size of small cities? this zoom out from the tower seems to show that you can hit a baseball to the other side of it.


3f3b05  No.15571021

>>15570969

>I don't know why it seems like classic genres are experiencing this regression where instead of moving forward

Because all the guys who loved those classic genres as kids are now adults with money and broken dreams. As a kid they wanted something fun to combat boredom, as an adult they want to feel like a winner and not someone who just punted in life. They're psychologically in a weak place and are being preyed on.


3bab51  No.15571022

>>15569824

Hey you gotta scam the children of your clients somehow.


71a049  No.15571049

File: a163285caf1b4b4⋯.jpg (33.65 KB, 600x600, 1:1, -You know what it is.jpg)

>>15569693

Waterfox. It's the cooler version of firefox.


39c8d2  No.15571057

File: 8789aafe77b3256⋯.jpg (114.35 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, chris roberts.jpg)

File: b59ff2396cce9b9⋯.png (279 KB, 1147x995, 1147:995, star citizen refunds.png)


520bdb  No.15571072

>>15570917

>Why?

i dont know all of the pozzed software

>>15570941

instead of making a game they should just make movies/shows, but sadly it will be just be pozzed shit.


6888ca  No.15571133

File: d6124bc122407b7⋯.jpg (32.32 KB, 189x189, 1:1, [laughter stops].jpg)

>and the game loop is…

holy fuck he's actually straight up telling these people that they're just in an infinite buy more ships loop


36d630  No.15571139

>>15571133

I love how often that marketing term comes to bite them in the ass.


448aec  No.15571158

>>15571133

As a consumer, I would want to make sure the game doesn't end?


6888ca  No.15571168

>>15571158

Infinite games can be fun, but not if you're just doing the same thing but bigger every six months for the same $100. This is at best a clicker game, at worst it's a type of gambling (in the sense that modern slot machines do the same thing).


448aec  No.15571193

>>15571168

Oh sure, I agree with you there. It's important to identify the game loop and other psychology about what drives a game and make it fun, it's just that every AAA faggot is being exploitative about it.


6888ca  No.15571198

>all the stuff that goes into SQ42 then into the PU

will we be able to calculate my PU like in sm64?


520bdb  No.15571215

File: 159c21f8fca75fc⋯.png (91.72 KB, 262x246, 131:123, 48946165.png)

>all those normalfag actors


6888ca  No.15571257

If you really want a spaceflight sim there's both Kerbal Space Program and Orbiter.


827731  No.15571342

>>15570600

SHIIEEETTTTT

I guess we can remake "Gay Niggers From Outer Space"


ef6e9b  No.15571365

File: 501e1e3339a2770⋯.mp4 (10.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, seems fine.mp4)

>>15569092

>>15570763

How much Citizen?

>>15569860

Arguably not for MMO's. Its networking stack was a little too primitive.


3c52f1  No.15571392


fd88d8  No.15571432

>>15571365

How much what? I haven't given them a single penny. If you read my whole post and didn't stop at the first sentence, I'm not praising them you fucking mutt.


36d630  No.15571481

>>15571432

>the goon shows his hand


fd88d8  No.15571488

>>15571481

>the dumbass shitposts again


178ee1  No.15571497

File: c59f84c648c584c⋯.png (15.09 KB, 453x290, 453:290, Oekaki.png)

>>15571198

INTRODUCING THE SCUTTLEBUG

Jump one entire QPU with this McKikeson built limited edition ship made partly of the rare Bingium!

To jump one QPU, you don't just need speed, you need De Facto Speed(TM)

For only 6000 USD you can have the Scuttlebug, a ship capable of jumping one whole QPU by increasing your De Facto Speed according to the extra speed needed in comparison to your regular speed.


6722b5  No.15571533

File: b78d30ab01e6c45⋯.jpg (24.38 KB, 532x320, 133:80, really thinks you make.jpg)

>>15570730

>African

>Asian

>'European'


dbc027  No.15571553

File: e414940447169b4⋯.png (2.26 MB, 1102x1102, 1:1, fun in the sun.png)

>>15570763

>it looks like they're going to accomplish this shit

Hahaha, no they won't. It barely runs after $200 million dollars and over half a decade of development. This is going to make Duke Nukem Forever look like the popping of a party favor.


fd88d8  No.15571568

>>15571553

Is it only 200? I was under the impression it was approaching half a billion.


a58733  No.15571591

>>15570736

can't wait for the Nvidia HairWorks™ stretch goal


34ac2d  No.15571594

>>15571568

It's getting there, bank loans and some backroom deal with Amazon to sell jpegs in their online gaming platform.


3f3b05  No.15571606

$195M in free money currently. But who knows how much extra they pull in via deals to market shit to their audience like Optane drives.


dbc027  No.15571609

>>15571568

Shit, you know I don't know. Last I heard it was around 190-200 but who the fuck knows anymore. That was a few months ago, and who knows if that figure takes into account every source of funding they are taking advantage of. It may very well be much much more money than that.

How the hell is this going to play out? This is serious money, the kind people get killed over.


fd88d8  No.15571615

>>15571609

Unfortunately for the people who got duped, it's crowdfunded and they ain't gonna get shit back. They might even argue that they delivered goods to these people because they offered them virtual shit. How's it going to play out? I don't know, but I can't wait to find out. How do you tell somoene who gave you his entire life's savings that this is the best you can offer?


a292f6  No.15571617

>>15569092

>ZERO FUCKING CONTENT HERE

It's a thread about Scam Citizen, so it's pretty appropriate.


3f3b05  No.15571627

>>15571615

They already sealed off methods to get refunds with the EULA they had them accept with 3.0. I forget what exact Jewish tricks they use in the language, but no one's been able to get a refund since then. Those who refused to be saved are now damned.


fd88d8  No.15571634

>>15571627

>3.0

>game isn't even finished yet

>it's surpassed version 3.0

What the fuck…?


3f3b05  No.15571661

>>15571634

It's the version number of the EULA.


a58733  No.15571663

>>15571655

edge ain't even half bad - it's quite lightweight and supports a bunch of extensions with almost no pozz since it's built straight into the os lol


3f3b05  No.15571682

>>15571663

Edge is terrible. It's slow, poorly supports current standards, and puts the sites you're on into the process name. Your process list is a frequent target of theft telemetry, especially by SJW indie devs.


fd88d8  No.15571706

>>15571661

>version number of the EULA

That's retarded, when you agree to an agreement, the agreement should be the final fucking agreement. There should not be a fucking legal merit where they can change the agreement to suit them. Where's the arbiter or spokesperson who is negotiating on behalf of the end-user?

By that logic, I agree to buy your game and you sell me a game. But then later you change the EULA to where I have to consent to punching "Nazis" and people who hate LGBT, and if I now refuse the new agreement, well fuck me I don't get to play the game I bought. Under the guise of the law, I should still be able to play the version on which I agreed to said EULA AT TIME OF PURCHASE, but no one makes those versions available down the line, only the latest version with the latest EULA, yeah? Why is the FTC not doing something about that?


dbc027  No.15571711

>>15571615

Sure, the people who got conned on KS are left holding the bag, but if that's not the only troff CIGs eating out of then Chris could find himself waking up next to the severed head of a horse in a couple of years.


b4675d  No.15571750

>>15569162

Why not both? To be honest they're both pretty likely. I still haven't forgotten that fag who kept shilling Evolve


b3277d  No.15571772

>>15570917

i thought they fired the CTO over that, or was it both?


3850b1  No.15571776

File: b1cadb4f85ded50⋯.png (2.14 KB, 300x99, 100:33, star_citizens_official_shi….png)

File: c91858e061f91b8⋯.jpg (3.3 KB, 100x99, 100:99, star_citizens_official_spa….jpg)

File: b113d00fbd96fef⋯.webm (6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, space_citizen.webm)

File: ccabed59c64e23d⋯.mp4 (7.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, This is Star Citizen.mp4)


3f3b05  No.15571791

>>15571750

>hating fun

It's the yearly conference of space Jonestown, anon.


38168b  No.15571825

File: 34b8458702f8ea1⋯.png (6.44 KB, 350x350, 1:1, who could it be...png)

>>15571392

>Brave

Cause you've gotta be pretty brave to run a chromium fork with builtin ads, tor and javascript enabled.


55586d  No.15571862

File: f6431107dcceffa⋯.webm (6.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 181011__BadNewsBaron__Dra….webm)

>>15569553

Not security, just a fan utterly dedicated to the imaginary lore for the imaginary spaceships in an imaginary game that will never, ever be completed…


3f3b05  No.15571933

File: 4c996f8e8bcb396⋯.webm (465.1 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, broken.webm)


e4200e  No.15571943

>>15571776

The editing and attention to detail on that second webm is impressive.


ea1866  No.15571965

>>15571609

Of course this assumes the funding tracker is accurate.

On the other hand we only know about the UK loan because company filings are public there, so yeah nobody actually knows how much money they currently have to spare. This is probably why they tried to stall the Crytek lawsuit and tried to prevent it from going into discovery (which starts this month).


cff29a  No.15571974

File: f7bc1616b248e07⋯.png (369.04 KB, 619x612, 619:612, 7a9538eaedede291a1885fd0b9….png)

>>15570917

>fired their CEO for not supporting queers.

Fired the CEO? I've always wondered how companies get away with this shit. How do you fire someone who's your boss, essentially?


3f3b05  No.15571998

>>15571965

I think it's accurate as I've seen no sign of their community slowing its JPEG purchasing. As for stalling a lawsuit, that's normal as the defendant rarely has anything to gain and it increases costs on the plaintiff and increases odds something random will happen and kill the lawsuit. Plaintiffs try to counter with FUD or injunctions to increase the cost of not resolving it quickly. It's a ridiculous circus and everyone in the legal system should be gassed.

>>15571974

If they've got some control over the board they've got some control over the CEO. Even indirectly, like "our media friends will conspire against your company and cost you millions unless you fire the CEO". The SJWs are mostly useful idiots who don't realize that people aren't afraid of them but are afraid of who's behind them.


5b3b61  No.15572001

File: c35fbde9637b678⋯.jpg (85.2 KB, 1240x698, 620:349, monkeybusiness.jpg)

>>15571974

the boys on the board


37b626  No.15572024

>>15571974

CEO's are subservient to share holders.


55586d  No.15572121

File: e1e082057afa20c⋯.mp4 (10.33 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 181011__UEE CosPlayers.mp4)

Some truly amazing cosplaying at this year's con


576b6f  No.15572138

>>15572121

>Cosplaying for a game not out.


4c9b4e  No.15572146

File: 9ef08f6696fef97⋯.jpg (368.34 KB, 765x464, 765:464, 45ad8597038f9c256456cbaef6….jpg)

>>15572121

>there's a prethola of fantastic things you can do

>prethola


71a049  No.15572156

File: 29dc9fe3ac8a58f⋯.jpg (131.34 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Empire-vs-Nazis-Star-Wars.jpg)

File: 078f2fbd320b2cb⋯.jpg (48.94 KB, 500x638, 250:319, NrakCxI.jpg)

File: 3a5bcc5f6cc50e4⋯.jpg (237.75 KB, 734x1100, 367:550, Imperial-Officer-from-Star….jpg)

>>15572121

That's funny, the Pajeet woman is trying to do the stern white officer impersonation. "There's, uh, a prefilla of fantastic things that you can do."

I wonder what makes women gravitate towards the naval officer cosplay?


55586d  No.15572196

File: 4cbf51a18009f55⋯.webm (2.39 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, The Hex Awakens V2.webm)

>>15572156

>I wonder what makes women gravitate towards the naval officer cosplay?

BigThinkEmoji.gif


2653d0  No.15572205

>>15569335

Well, all the smog won't make for healthy living enviroment.


d8e003  No.15572207

>>15572121

That SW knockoff shit is just embarrassing to watch.


dbc027  No.15572262

>>15572156

>I wonder what makes women gravitate towards the naval officer cosplay?

Hugo Boss-like uniforms for fashion points, order around subordinates who (may or may not be) fucking around, and if twig-like have the ability to command bombarding fire from death machines to compensate for lack of gains. It's entirely logical.


2653d0  No.15572311

All the Money wasted on this con - the costume,s camera, props, etc…

Financial irresponsibility at it's finest.


385fa6  No.15572312

>>15572207

Much less embarrassing than watching SW itself nowadays.


55586d  No.15572322

File: ac5da8eefe05f36⋯.mp4 (3.93 MB, 720x720, 1:1, Pimp Master Yoda Vs Star C….mp4)


71a049  No.15572354

File: 1e5497624145df6⋯.mp4 (128.32 KB, 360x360, 1:1, HMMMM.mp4)

>>15572322 (checked)


b927c1  No.15572489

File: 46d0d7616825c7d⋯.jpg (51.33 KB, 585x356, 585:356, mark-hamill-wing-commander.jpg)

File: 4fa8135062ce836⋯.jpg (42.03 KB, 620x320, 31:16, wingcommander3.jpg)

>>15572207

>SW knockoff

Roberts is a one trick pony


ef6e9b  No.15572528

File: e4fa6bfe6383af0⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls.webm)

File: 881bd585e6f9ea8⋯.webm (2.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_2.webm)

File: 427a2c888856f42⋯.webm (5.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_6.webm)

File: 907a27c1272daff⋯.webm (4.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_14.webm)

Post Star Balls


55586d  No.15572578

File: f7e5a625b9e050a⋯.webm (6.27 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 15.webm)

File: 0df074d5df41783⋯.webm (3.46 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 11.webm)

File: 8f6a0af92a405c4⋯.webm (2.68 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 12.webm)

File: 67ab416b221005f⋯.webm (1.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 13.webm)


fe8ae3  No.15572580

>>15572528

Scam Citizen is reddit's ideal game. Nothing to show for it, but they'll defend it to the death.


c6352a  No.15572628

It's like a joke that won't end, I just wonder how long it'll be before the whales they are drilling for money run out.


3aad5d  No.15572655

File: f2bcf1adc7c47eb⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1200x776, 150:97, We fucking love the Porgs™.png)

>>15572138

This. I don't understand how they could cosplay as characters from something that isn't even out yet and is subject to change based on Chris Roberts' current mood.

It reminds me of these fans who hyped the Porgs on social media before Ep 8 was out and it turned out that they were LucasFilm employees all along.


8f2e16  No.15572896

>>15572655

>that picture

I wish that I could kill people with just my rage.


dcc87a  No.15572906

File: a48dc2e639ee63f⋯.jpg (173.08 KB, 900x710, 90:71, Shadow added to cringe com….jpg)

Cringe thread?

Cringe thread.


1b494b  No.15572911

>>15569553

That's Rich Evans


39c8d2  No.15572932

File: a55c6b5d3a6a7e8⋯.jpg (142.87 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, starwars tattoo porg.jpg)


b4675d  No.15572946

File: 98b113db0f80fed⋯.png (184.3 KB, 306x276, 51:46, defendingthots.png)

>>15572932

>a fucking boo tattoo

It's kinda funny how ink used to be a sign of how much of an anti-establishment "punk" you were and now it's just literal corporate branding.


86ef7c  No.15572973

File: 52b53afd0507adf⋯.jpg (58.35 KB, 640x348, 160:87, 1505804041084.jpg)

>>15571862

There's no way that's an actual fan. That's gotta be a paid staff member. Please tell me that asshole isn't doing that for free.


dcc87a  No.15572982

>>15570180

How do jews keep taking over everything? Didn't the old CEO say he hated fag marriage? What happened?


0cb3c4  No.15572986

>>15569693

>What should one use in place of firefox?

Qupzilla.

Very effective built in adblock. Lightweight like old firefox. Non SJW (as far as I know).


3aad5d  No.15572997

>>15572982

The former CEO was forced out of the company after he made a donation to a conservative group and the SJW who were already trying to take over Mozilla pushed the idea that he used Mozilla's money to help anti-gay groups.

Once he was gone they established a "Code of Conduct" and since Trump got elected they've been working with Soros' Open Society to "fight" the fake news and they've donated money to an email service mostly used by Antifa.


1ed212  No.15573041

>>15572655

>that pic

I don't know what's worse: that he agreed to pose with an embarrassingly large collection of seal-penguins, or that his girlfriend probably has blue armpit hair.


eceda0  No.15573163

File: 6093505adce80e8⋯.jpg (45.04 KB, 403x448, 403:448, I discovered it too back t….jpg)

File: a0b45e2ee1a757d⋯.jpg (109.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, a0b45e2ee1a757d0dfcd57344c….jpg)

>>15570763

It ok anon, I also have high hopes for the game to succeed, no bully please


cff29a  No.15573183

File: f5434aab3942b19⋯.png (55.67 KB, 500x242, 250:121, f5434aab3942b19ddb63f8fc44….png)

>>15569708

>Use Palemoon

>Webm exploit is made that can crash firefox and potentially execute arbitrary code

>Firefox patched immediately

>Palemoon after at least a fucking week

>A week of potentially compromising my computer anytime I click on a fucking webm

>Sigh and go back to Firefox


178ee1  No.15573202

>>15573163

>first filename

what does this mean?

>>15573183

welcome back to half of your fucking memory being used


dcc87a  No.15573203

File: 13679331f83f4ae⋯.jpg (42.54 KB, 540x278, 270:139, 13679331f83f4ae0104a434c9a….jpg)

>>15573183

Cuck detected.


cff29a  No.15573210

File: e1e8380bc474d8b⋯.png (60.58 KB, 167x182, 167:182, girl.png)

>>15573041

>girlfriend

>girl


cff29a  No.15573234

>>15573203

Not gonna risk my computer for internet points.


39c8d2  No.15573238

File: 84c96e10afd4ca3⋯.jpg (57.81 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, bernietat.jpg)

File: 40fa306f4051e39⋯.png (332.43 KB, 525x673, 525:673, bernietattoo.png)

>>15572946

>just literal corporate branding.


3850b1  No.15573305

File: 57194ee6389f1ab⋯.png (49.32 KB, 156x255, 52:85, NO_REFUNDS.png)

>>15573238

>2nd pic


2ffeb6  No.15573815

File: d8a7b6321a6e0e0⋯.webm (15.87 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Mustang jpeg commercial.webm)

Would Chris and friends make for good hollywood car commercial directors?


c3a8fd  No.15573830

>>15570180

I don't care about what the Firefox group does. I like the browser.


41be9d  No.15573854

File: e755c1763b9db38⋯.jpg (261.24 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, BernieMobile.jpg)

>>15573238

What unholy madness makes you to tattoo a fucking presidential candidate onto yourself?


36d630  No.15573866

>>15573854

Having a reddit account. Pretty scary shit.


2ffeb6  No.15573874

File: e9ed79a91f593be⋯.jpg (673.08 KB, 3361x460, 3361:460, browser threads.jpg)

>>15573183

>Pale Moon


448aec  No.15573882

>>15573874

Wtf I want pale Moon Moon to knot me now


7b48fa  No.15573885

>>15573183

Use Waterfox you faggot


7e0f41  No.15574055

File: 30310bdeef4bbfa⋯.png (53.28 KB, 880x364, 220:91, Screenshot_20181011_200609.png)

>>15572986

>Qupzilla

It's called Falkon now. And the JavaScript of 8chan does not work with it. No floating reply box, no expanding images (open in a new tab instead) and no replies next to posts you can hover over.


feb121  No.15574139

File: 2811b572ffa89d9⋯.png (315.14 KB, 544x361, 544:361, The Enclave.png)

>>15573203

>calls others cucks

>posts literal cuckchan memes


29e07e  No.15574161

>>15574139

its not a cuckchan meme, its a twitter meme


feb121  No.15574204

File: 3d62ee9b793087a⋯.jpg (102.18 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Where it belongs.jpg)

>>15574161

That's even worse.


1324ff  No.15574910

>>15569117

t. schizo

>>15569433

SHIIIEET

>they say stuff that hurts my feelings, therefor not use superior software!

>>15570385

suprised he didnt say "my wifes boyfriend"

>>15570481

because itsa trainwreck, enjoy the ride famalam

>>15570941

to be fair the graphics look good, although i doubt anyone can run this, >>15571776

legit laughed my ass off


06199f  No.15574959

File: 2c767b2230d699c⋯.png (163 KB, 365x467, 365:467, 2c767b2230d699cc2cce4f240f….png)

>>15569569

>escape from the miserable day-to-day existence of being manipulated by corporate puppeteers

>so you can be manipulated by chinese and russians that run virtual jpeg renting services


36d630  No.15574973

>>15574959

Big laugh for you if you actually think even half of the people defending this shit have real jobs.


06199f  No.15574975

>>15571974

you can't if you run your company completely privately, but then no one will invest in you, and obviously with Star Citizen's ridiculous amount of venture capital they're going to bend over backwards for their investors.


06199f  No.15574979

>>15574973

i always felt the same way about EVE online. i liked the player-driven aspects of it, but the game emulates real life a little too well. shadowbane was a fun player-driven game until it was overrun by chinks.


ef6e9b  No.15575017

File: b5e818cbabd23c1⋯.png (887.34 KB, 864x631, 864:631, tumblr_no2ou76NQQ1rlmcw3o2….png)

>>15572578

WooHooo I've been trying to collect these!


55586d  No.15575094

File: a2f821211ec47b1⋯.webm (6.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 10.webm)

File: fb04c4ceb6880fb⋯.webm (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 9.webm)

File: 83c8180bf033c2c⋯.webm (7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 8.webm)


06199f  No.15575138

File: 4f827743e8e2842⋯.png (797.33 KB, 812x806, 406:403, 4f827743e8e28428e833af705f….png)

>>15575094

Please post more, I'm losing my shit.


55586d  No.15575170

File: 57e987689dd8b56⋯.webm (6.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 5.webm)

File: 028c5b437819580⋯.webm (5.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 7.webm)


86a51e  No.15575173

>>15570385

>senpaislayer1

I hope this means a yandev fan got fucked


55586d  No.15575646

File: 6c3cec52cfa4dbe⋯.webm (5.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 3.webm)

File: 15dfb6f86996908⋯.webm (4.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Balls 4.webm)


86a51e  No.15575662

>>15575646

I'm surprised nobody's tried to press charges on him at this point if normalfag streamers and jewtubers are shitting on his hyper-shilled work

also good shit with these webMs


2e4a9c  No.15575840

File: e4222030ad14c98⋯.jpg (69.34 KB, 500x591, 500:591, 1428045405503.jpg)

>>15575646

>2nd webm

And here I was thinking all that money was just lining Chris Roberts' pockets.


dcc87a  No.15575937

File: 590e6b2793cf3b6⋯.jpg (819.93 KB, 1000x525, 40:21, wide-soy-foods.jpg)

>>15573830

t. cuck.


10911c  No.15575976

>>15575840

<He doesn't know about Henry Cavil

Yep, who wants a bet he got top billing too.


55586d  No.15576147

File: 0de20f06e7def5f⋯.webm (3.93 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatoon Citizen 45s Edit….webm)

File: a95138c0ad5fa10⋯.webm (4.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Splatoon Citizen 2.webm)


0a63ff  No.15576171

>>15570977

That building is just really really big. Things like planets are at 50% scale otherwise.


55586d  No.15576183

File: 936423100471135⋯.webm (1.58 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Citizen_The Male Fan….webm)

File: 556f732becb9a67⋯.webm (3.69 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star Kitten.webm)

File: 1c07d82b2243e46⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Stuck In The Star Citizen….webm)


2653d0  No.15576312

>>15573815

Honestly, Roberts should stick with making movies in the game engine.


5921d9  No.15576382

>>15575662

What charges can they bring? Hes delivered an actual vidya unlike some kikestarters. The law favors him because he has deployed a minimal viable product. If I'm being real tho I hope retards keep funding him since I'd like to see a new wing commander.


df748f  No.15576447

Someone post the webm of the cucks singing happy birthday awkwardly


2ffeb6  No.15576680

File: 7c40a8d0e4eb084⋯.webm (16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Origin 600i jpeg commerci….webm)

>>15576312

I wonder what would happen if Disney were to hand over the Star Wars IP to him.


ef6e9b  No.15576815

File: be08b109ea6a275⋯.webm (7.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, happy birthday to a game.webm)


bf136a  No.15576825

>>15570730

>caucasian/(((european))) VS african VS asian

> normal VS fat

>pretty VS ugly

so .. race war simulator 2050? i might be on board for that …


0a63ff  No.15576830

>>15576680

See Avatar, except the first movie would only have the first hour delivered.


10911c  No.15576861

File: fe843d9dd7002cf⋯.jpg (148.79 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Simpsons_02_16_P5_640x360_….jpg)


e528e3  No.15576880

File: e268e11ebbb8867⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 640x360, 16:9, see you space cowboy.webm)


bf136a  No.15576994

>>15570763

>it looks like they're going to accomplish this shit.

Have you ever heard of attrition? (they have to rework asset, more and more asset as time goes on)

They won't, they already spend over 100m and you still have THE ENTIRE GAME to create. they are still at a stage where you develop the engine itself.

compare that to other expensive game (who also had a much smaller scope)… that were expensive WITHOUT taking into account the engine. they are not even at this stage .

The game is and will always be more empty than elite dangerous because that's how it was designed. They will hide behind the:

> " It's normal to take 15 min to land on a planet from orbit: it's a sim game"

> "it's normal to have to eat, sleep, shit"

even though it ruin the pace of the game once fully done. there is a reason why a tech demo is a tech demo and are never "expanded" into a game

All thoses small "features"they add will just become a hassle once the (((game))) will be released, because they are only good when you have nothing else to do .

<Daily reminder that each and every features are designed ot be an END in itself instead of a tool, quick,easy and enjoyable to use, that serve a purpose for a greater end.

Why? because there is no game yet. It still a tech demo. SO where is the fun in using such a tool with no purpose if it doesn't have a purpose of it own?

ex:

>"mining is better than in any other game it's more fun and engaging"

It's not, it's only "good' if you only have this to do. it was not designed as a mecanict made ot be use and enjoyed over and over and over against even after the 10 000th rock….

but i am pretty sure you will be abble to pay PREMIUM NPC with real monney, who unlike other NPC, will be able to mine for you without you being here

SO they will say: "it's just the 1st iteration, they will change/adapt it to future use" …

But regardless of all this:

EVEN IF THE GAME IS RELEASED TOMOROW WITH 100% OF THE INTENDED FEATURES

it will still be shit because the game is a failure as a concept due to the lack of focus in CR and the miss match between stuff that don't go well together and are just here because " it would be cool if …" without thinking of everything that is already planned and could be incompatible.

So yea, he is adding tons of uncompatible stuff.

Let's take EVE as an example:

Ever wanted to know why EVE's combat is not "dynamic" ? why black desert online who was 1st annonced and advertise as " even online but with dynamic/action combat in a medieval fantaisy setting" decide to become a shitty korean grinder were the sole purpose is to create the best babe (and thus either grind to pay for cosmetics or gut your wallet open?)

well aside from the fact that this way: BDO make much more money the reason is simple: YOU CAN'T have dynamic combat in eve because you put to many thing on the line: lag and stuff like that can't be forgiven as they can have so much implication.

But at the same time, they are not the only deciding factor in what make you good at EVE. So execution /reflex is a problem too. EvE would die if you could just be a mindless korean with perfect mecanics that spend all his time practicing his flying/dogfight skill… this is not an ASSFAGGOTS. EvE is about a univers where you are a nobody that can become something big with strategy and social skill

You can't be both great in mechanics and in grand strategy/tactics at the same time. So one must be removed/tamed.

Also: how are you suppose to dogfight when a ship is more than hundred or even thousands metter ?

Well you don't: just like in any SF: you are a commander and issue command to your crew ( in the case of eve: the computer) Even the biggest ship in elite are but the side of a frigate/destroyer in eve (300m long)


bf136a  No.15576996

>>15576994

P2:

_________

So what does that mean for SC ?

well 1st SC still have no big flyable ship so nobody knows how it will work (hell, they are reworking AGAIN the gameplay regarding ship combat/movement i thought this was done since 2015, the only solid stuff they had since arena commander )

>the LTI screw over any "player driven economy" but CR already knew that, he planned that so the economy will NOT be dynamic,

he will use : IT's 90% NPC to explain why player action are not felt. 10% could have worked but that would imply ALL the playerbase would act and do a single thing, but there is NO WAY SC's playerbase would do something like burn jita .

>Piracy is unofficialy banned, CR said he would shadowban "grifer" and make them play with each other

But who cares, you will have so much restriction (if you are a free player, else just use your whale account to pay for everything your "trash pirate account" will need. ) that it is unviable to be a pirate. ONLY NPC and trash account backed by main whales account will do piracy.

>server of 50 to 100 people max.

so if you are a whale you are safe, you just need to travel in a group big enouth so that no matter how many pirate/griefer will come: they won't have the number to kill you.

Again: taking 30 min to take up a quest (landing + having to search for the NPC) that will reward you with a few thousand credits is fun when you have nothing else to do.

>daily reminder that the #1 mod for the shitty x-rebirth is NESA(never enter in station again)

…..

Honestly every aspect of the game is the prelude to an epic fail but it's kind of pointless to speak about this in detail since they were not even designed. They are just "concept" shity idead stuff that come from CR mouth like a kid constantly saying: it would be cool if…. (1)

The reason why i (we) are so sure about it is because: NO MATTER HOW you implement it into the game, it will be incompable with the rest fo the game.(ie: death system with so called: successor)

>insurance is fucked,

>piracy is fucked

>death is fucked

>travel is fucked

>trading is fucked

>mining is fucked

>pvp is fucked

Everything is so fucked that they need to rework stuff constantly to keep a game THAT IS NOT EVEN RELEASED YET FRESH

And~ … they are now short on money.

(1) this could the the sentence that resume SC: the answer comming from a 8-13 year old kid of the question " if you could designed the best SF game, how would it be" . and the kid add more and more stuff the more he speak about it because he have no sense of limit/understanding that some feature can't work together and even if they could: they target 2 very specific and different type of consumer

___

So no, SC will never succeed if you start to think deeply about it and get out of the concept stage.

That's why they are trying to seel as much stuff as possible. that's why SC42 will not be released since it's just the SOLO/campaign/tutorial mode for SC….


ef6e9b  No.15577087

>>15576994

>>15576996

Its the shame Derek Smart can't write an essay without it sounding like he's simultaneously trying to gobble his own cock even if he is right.


5d24ea  No.15577228

>>15569693

56.0b9 was the last useable FF as I recall, everything after that was a mistake.


5d24ea  No.15577236

>>15569794

You can poison a fan-religion with new iterations though, SW proved that.


5d24ea  No.15577238

>>15570027

16 grand and it'll never work.


5d24ea  No.15577262

>>15571933

>What is release?

How much harder can he jew?

>"Well it depends on our definition of 'game' doesn't it goy!"


5d24ea  No.15577276

>>15572578

>>15572528

I genuinely believe there's a solid comedy to be made out of all the fuck ups this thing presents.


5d24ea  No.15577291

>>15572655

We must begin the purges now.


5a62e4  No.15577294

Anybody want to just start a clan where we steal people's ships and crash them or something when this game never comes out?


2ffeb6  No.15577343

File: 6eede8c5e70f3b9⋯.png (72.04 KB, 271x193, 271:193, just let it end.PNG)

>>15576994

>The game is and will always be more empty than elite dangerous because that's how it was designed

That's quite an achievement.


d4311e  No.15577357

>>15576996

>shadowban pirates

Fucking seriously ? Im playing Elite in singleplayer most of the time because i fly trade ships without anybody to defend me, but you take literally all stakes and tension out of the mp part if you do ban pirates instead of hunting them down. You should have in-game "police" hunting and killing pirates instead of just banning them. That way you have two actual gameplay loops and a very immersive layer of realism in the game.

This is such a shame. I just want a bullshit free immersive space sim.

Although i hope they at some point release the game just so i can see how many hours of mindless grind it takes to get a 3000$ space ship. They completely fucked their ingame progress by selling all rewards you could earn before the game itself even exists.


5a62e4  No.15577373

>>15572578

>>15572528

>>15575094

>>15575170

>>15576147

>>15575646

>>15576183

MORE

>>15577300

im sorry anon, the game seems so bad, i feel i need to buy the cheapest ship to get the full shit experience when it comes out in 2077


0a63ff  No.15577385

>>15577357

He's twisting words to fit his narrative. Shadowbanning griefers means, at least at present time, that if you are repeatedly fucking with people, griefing, you will be silently preferentially shifted to instances where other similarly aggressive players play. That means that

>you can always do pvp, only your targets might change

>this should only affect random matching

>low population areas with only a single instance would still probably put you in with whoever is there

>some pvp is always tolerated

The issue is that the actual limit between "fair" piracy and griefing will be defined by CIG, and by proxy, whiny whales. Nobody can tell where that limit will be, if we ever reach this theoretical point in the game's development.


2ffeb6  No.15577494

>>15577357

>>15577373

Reddit estimates that one hour of gameplay nets you an average of 5000 UEC.

The cheapest starter shitbox ship costs 220900 UEC according to what was shown at the end of the Citcon stream, the most expensive Jpeg in the shop there was the Aegis Hammerhead which went for 625$-725$ on the RSI website and 21429600 UEC ingame, which should take around 178 days of non-stop grinding to earn.


0a63ff  No.15577520

>>15577494

I don't think this is ridiculously off-base, or wouldn't be if the game wasn't shit. 4000 hours of playtime is what a veteran or a semi-veteran player would be on any given MMO, for that much playtime to net enough money to buy the highest-end ships would make sense if it wasn't for the fact that at the start of the game ~20% of players will already own such a ship. Such a high price also prevents chinks from crashing the market.

But that 5k UEC estimate is very questionable. What ship were they using, what were they doing, not to mention how everything is subject to balance changes, considering that most of these things aren't even properly implemented.


36d630  No.15577525

>>15577385

>>15577520

You'll never get your wife's kid's college fund back.


2ffeb6  No.15577566

>>15577520

The Hammerhead is far from the highest end of ships, there are military jpegs upwards of 1000$ that are/were available for purchase at one point with the biggest one going at 3000$.

We also don't know anything about insurance and fuel/repair/ammo expenses.


0a63ff  No.15577600

>>15577566

I know it's not the highest-end ship, but again, if those were only attainable to ultra-autists and organizations working together, it'd make for a more interesting game than if everyone was running around with top of the line ships with SSS-class equipment within a few months of launch. Unfortunately the cash shop still pretty much creates that same situation.

And of course the major problem is that it's not like there will ever be enough content to make those thousands of hours of grinding even remotely entertaining.


cfb81d  No.15577631

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15577357

don't worry, the game is design to make piracy an extremly uneffective way to make money (think PvP in the dark zone of the division .. that's how restrictive it will be to player)

>>15577385

>He's twisting words to fit his narrative.

i am not, CR stated it. what he did not (and that is why you should be worried) is the rules. it's so vague that you are better off playing russian roulette than trying to understand what will make you get a shadowban or not.

the system is designed for carebear, for the whale that spend £$€ and don't want to be bothered by player "griefing them"

anyway Mr.Shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4SABcj4a8Y (1:50 : people playing in group will be against other people in group to avoid gangbang on one guy. it also imply as said there >>15576996 that you can be SAFE if you have enouth friend in your instance against any pirate or other pvp encounter

He also clearly mention matchmaking

(7:02) on embeded.

He does say he doesn't want to put a "nanny state" but it just mean he doesn't want to make preemptive rules . But since when is that ok?

He clearly say he is ready to put new rules and you will never know what will be ok or not. He have no idea of what he is doing.

compared that to eve rules:

https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Scams_in_EVE_Online

what is ok and what is not is clearly stated , no suprise. so YOU (the player) can be creative without fearing a ban or punishment.


276247  No.15577645

>>15577631

>the game is design

lel

>Roberts discussing non-existent multiplayer for his non-existent game

Has he actually managed to shit out some basic gameplay loop yet or are we still in the "bunch of Crysis mods strung together with soyboy cum and tears" phase?


2ffeb6  No.15577667

File: adc863b358582d0⋯.jpg (706.42 KB, 2652x1396, 663:349, Endeavor.jpg)

>>15577600

We still haven't even seen anything regarding the space dude weed farming ship or the ancap terraforming ship, the former of which was priced at 300-something back in 2013(?) and is likely to cost more than the Hammerhead ingame considering its fuckhueg size and capabilities.


0a63ff  No.15577788

>>15577631

>compared that to eve rules

Are you cognitively challenged? The game literally doesn't even exist, and you expect them to have solid, rigid PvP rules and explicit definitions of what counts as griefing, when massive chunks of game features are missing? He literally says that in the video you linked that they do not know what will the actual gameplay be like, so they can't plan any specific rules ahead of time.

>But since when is that ok?

Since forever. Why'd you possibly try to moderate a gameplay environment that does not exist and will not exist for years?

At least you're right that the system is designed for carebears, but the carebear protection is not shadowbanning griefers, it's the PvP slider. Shadowbanning griefers is the newfag protection system, if anything.

>>15577645

It depends on how loose your definition of gameplay loop is, but I'd say it's probably the latter.


cfb81d  No.15577816

File: 7a64b98ece6ce19⋯.jpg (38.08 KB, 636x720, 53:60, 1544405_253943568112303_10….jpg)

>>15577788

Why do you speak as if video game does not exist, that mmo does not exist. As if he is creating something so new that you can't even have an idea on how the game will be played and thus set so the very 1st initial/core rules.

As if "you can't know what will happend". THIS is what is disturbing, and nto the fact that he can't predict some very specific behaviour and abuse that can only work in SC.


5d24ea  No.15578076

File: 8c63f4c202b8838⋯.jpg (21.15 KB, 260x312, 5:6, wtf.jpg)

>>15576147

tfw even NMS has better solid surfaces than you can generate


5d24ea  No.15578115

File: d1d20acb62b2226⋯.jpg (25.43 KB, 287x561, 287:561, moistcaps.jpg)

>>15576183

Gotta say kudos to CIG 200m dollars coughed up and no sign of a tit job, a man-jaw reduction shaving, or even a decent outfit for this dead-eyed automaton.


139a9c  No.15578162

File: f18237a696cc104⋯.png (973.66 KB, 800x1031, 800:1031, 137590-starmageddon-max-sc….png)

File: 129e0afb460a09d⋯.jpg (194.36 KB, 1065x837, 355:279, the sperg nigger must die!.jpg)

File: b733c5d9194c5f1⋯.png (163.03 KB, 1804x713, 1804:713, He used 20 grand on SC.png)

File: be08b109ea6a275⋯.webm (7.29 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Happy Birthday.webm)

>>15577631

TODAY I REMIND YOU!


5d24ea  No.15578198

>>15577667

>terraforming

HAhahahahaa shit, what? These niggers think they're gonna get a virtual Venus and turn into their own playground too? On top of all the other shit that can't work? ahahaahaa etc


a11f65  No.15578203

>>15577788

>The game literally doesn't even exist, and you expect them to have solid, rigid PvP rules and explicit definitions

you would be absolutely shocked if you dug into the RSI forums to see what they think the game is going to do, and to let them do. i backed this at the lowest possible level to get a ship when the kikestarter was first announced and when it still sounded like a sane, achievable game i got a Visa chargeback once they started fucking everything up and i realized i would never get the Wing Commander Online i was expecting. there are people in the forums who think that hostage abductions are going to be a reliable source of income for fuck's sake, they think ship theft is going to be not only possible but commonplace. the community, at least the last time i saw it, had come up with their own insane ideas for what is actually going to be possible in a PVP environment


5d24ea  No.15578231

>>15578203

Oh this sounds fun I want to drown in their delusion soup, can you post any? I fear my browser will start auto-draining my bank account if I even visit the site.


93f2ac  No.15578241

>>15578203

>they buy imaginary goods, not even existing in digital form

>they dream of having the ability to have them stolen from them

Not only cultists, cucks as well. Cucktists ?


36d630  No.15578264

>>15578203

It's very obvious these people haven't been following video games lately or at all if they actually think there's even a slim chance of any of that shit actually being possible.


cfb81d  No.15578397

File: 346f330720d564c⋯.jpg (6.85 KB, 300x168, 25:14, index.jpg)

>>15578203

> a PVP environment

safeguarded behind the confort of having lifetime and unlimited insurance ?

i too wouldn't care about anything if my ship can just respawn thanks to the LTI package :^)

they only want it because they know they can't lose their ship compared to the common pleb. they want all this stuff that will allow them to be superior to everyone else. because THEY can't lose their ship.

They want as many feature as possible centered around making their >exclusive< LTI purchase worth even more because THAT is the game. The grey market IS the game the price goes up and down depending on the next CR's announcement.


5d24ea  No.15578525

From what I can see they need to make 4 games:

>A space MMO

of which we've seen nothing

>A space action game

hilariously bugged 10% done mess with no content and Luke Squeewalker's face slapped on it

>An FPS

there's a hud and nothing to shoot yet, right?

>and a planet-side Second Life/Minecraft

which I imagine will see a lot more fake development as it's becoming more and more clear that the first two aren't getting anywhere/won't mesh together.

Ideally on engines that are suited to their design, then take all that and knit them together with obtuse loading screens while the last game throws numbers at the next, that's the only way I could see *it* functioning and that sounds (like hell) ripe for exploits and ENDLESS loading.

What's truly baffling is how they're trying to do all this in one mutant engine they're having to rewrite as they go and thus are getting nowhere. Years roll by and the tech changes under them, it's like someone trying to whittle an accurate portrayal of an ocean, an already impossible task made moreso just by the passage of time.


436eca  No.15578528

File: 4bc0360803ea2f5⋯.webm (16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Soydrone 42 trailer.webm)

Are you hyped yet /v/?


3f3b05  No.15578553

>>15577520

The "game" is designed where every system on paper will require the specific ship for it. Want to mine? Need a mining ship. Want to do cargo? Need a cargo ship. Want to be a healslut? Need the "medical gameplay" ship. They're more like classes than vehicles and you're expected to have a lot of them. So after 4,000 hours of hard grinding nothing but fetch quests, you don't have the ship to end all ships, you have access to one additional role.

It was always clear that their vision for this would be an obscenely pay2win nightmare and they'd be effectively selling JPEGs after "release", but the community didn't want to believe it. "You can still earn them in-game!", the excuse of every pay2win game ever.


3472b7  No.15578613

>>15578528

What the fuck!? How much money did they waste on big name actors?


3f3b05  No.15578678

>>15578613

They blew a huge amount of money on them. Remember that it's more of a scam than a game and "IT'S THAT GUY FROM THE MOVIE!" gets their community to spend. It makes the whole thing seem legitimate to people when big names are dropped.


d7e507  No.15578724

>>15578613

Chris Roberts is friends with most of them and pulled some strings


2e4a9c  No.15578725

File: 5c7172436dcc7c6⋯.png (530.72 KB, 801x1097, 801:1097, what iz me readin'.png)

>>15578553

>implying they're ever even going to implement those systems

Roberts and his crew aren't selling a game, they're selling the idea of a game, and people are buying it for 3K bux a pop.


8552dc  No.15578729


aabbec  No.15578758

>>15573041

>not wanting your gf to have blue armpit hair

😒


436eca  No.15578900

File: 04f3c37cff0764e⋯.png (2.4 MB, 2269x1311, 2269:1311, Pioneer_Interior_Map.png)

>>15578198

It's more of a base building ship fo virtual plots of land players can claim with beacons worth 50 dollaridoos a piece, though the wiki says it does possess the capability of upgrading an "outpost" into a "settlement" which in Chris' mind likely entails some degree of soil manipulation and player-controlled gardening because why the fuck not.


3f3b05  No.15579021

File: 3880065bdb7c4e7⋯.png (50.95 KB, 309x480, 103:160, maybe buy a bridge eh.png)

They added land claim beacons a year ago but there's no land that can be claimed and nothing to do with claimed land or even anything on the roadmap for land or reason for it to exist other than to get more money for nothing. It's not even a JPEG, it's like IRL "buying" a plot of land on the moon from a website.


ee5727  No.15579083

reminder that if this game does get released it will be obscenely p2w and you shouldn't even be playing it. this game deserves to die. if it releases it will be nothing more than dumb shit whales lording over dumb shit peasants


36d630  No.15579088

>>15579083

I expect within a year of release the game will be nothing but bots. It's essentially a crypto with graphics.


dcf42e  No.15579833

>>15570923

>Entropia

What is this? I looked up the website and it appears to be claiming to be an actual finished game that you can play right now (or watch on Twitch, that's right in the middle of their front page) and also that it has existed for fifteen years somehow. How have I never heard of this? Is there an actual game or is it just smoke and mirrors?


ef6e9b  No.15580311

File: d81b24afa234ea8⋯.webm (16 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Charlie_and_the_Aegis_Rec….webm)


ef6e9b  No.15580332

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ef6e9b  No.15580374

File: dcbd85c50a963f9⋯.jpg (55.26 KB, 501x640, 501:640, sc-burn-money.jpg)

>>15579083

In fact it will be worse since they've already milked most of their purchases in the last ~8 years and its also now also overfull with overmilked whales that the "economy" will be hot garbage on the theoretical "day 1".


5a62e4  No.15580401

>>15580311

I CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA

>>15580332

This is very good and well made. It's this kind of documentation in mroe or less real time over the years that really makes me hate the world I live in. All those poor bastards who funded this with their kids college money.


ef6e9b  No.15580436

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>>15580401

>This is very good and well made

More and more of this stuff is appearing


ef6e9b  No.15580445

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5a62e4  No.15580502

>>15580436

Ive been asking around here for this youtube channel for weeks, thanks anon!


54c96d  No.15580655

>>15578678

>>15578613

Ruins immersion too, so what's even the point?


3f3b05  No.15580733

>>15579833

It was probably the first entry in the whale-hunting genre, but it went under the radar until media started noticing people were paying several hundred thousand dollars for virtual property. In the original, you could "play" without paying, but the grind was insane. It's been a long time but I remember something about not even getting enough ammo from drops to use my weapons unless I paid for it. It would put any modern pay2win to shame. Most of the game was just hanging out with your expensive gear in expensive looking areas with great graphics and socializing about what a whale you were since there was almost no actual gameplay, and getting pressured through a 'spending is progression' model. Shekel Yidizen reminds me very much of that mess, in a "what if we remade entropia to look like privateer?" kind of way.

I'm not sure how it's changed since the early days, but the gameplay is probably still just a thin veneer on their monetization model.


39c8d2  No.15580927

File: c5be1ca564069c3⋯.jpg (50.92 KB, 1044x310, 522:155, sucker.JPG)

>we're part of history even if it fails!


7c0a5c  No.15580988

File: 1ffef018b8855d3⋯.gif (69.54 KB, 760x974, 380:487, 1ffef018b8855d3f9a9293532b….gif)

>>15580927

Well Malcolm Hughes, you're now part of history as the poster child for the term "Gullible Idiot" and for what kind of person not to be.


5a62e4  No.15581037

>>15580988

He has a sense of belonging that you will never EVER understand


4f3941  No.15581072

The artstyle of the game looks so damn ugly. Convoluted trashheaps without any assessable purpose. The ships in particular all look like Michael Bay transformer raped a fighter jet, and the environments appear to be from second-hand construction site surplus. And the faces rest at the nadir of the uncanny valley.


54c96d  No.15581088

>>15580988

>>15580927

It's really comical, honestly, thinking that "being part of history" is inherently a good thing. Everyone is part of history, even the losers. What a joke.


c68d99  No.15581118

>>15581088

Better to be a loser and laughed at 1,000 years later, than to be forgotten.


ef6e9b  No.15581120

File: 5b33d9192755f89⋯.jpg (43 KB, 618x660, 103:110, nike145.jpg)

>>15581088

Yup, being a part of history guarantees nothing.


ef6e9b  No.15581127

>>15581118

….no, I don't think so.


c16eb3  No.15581245

>>15578162

anon, do you have that screencap where some anon who works in Suicide Call Line talks with people who were scammed by Star Citzen Cunts


5a62e4  No.15581285

>>15581120

Come on dont be a pussy and reverse the swastika, get it right at least.


436eca  No.15584026

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15577494

>Aegis Hammerhead

>Anti-air fleet support "capital" ship

>ship has 5 or so turrets as its main armament that have to be manned by players in order to function

>Which are godawfully placed with fuckhueg blindspots all over

>turrets are so horrendously retarded in design they have to be extended on a rail when manned in order for them to have any sort of articulation

>with visibility worse than the average WW2 flying boat cockpit

Even if SC were to release as an F2P aimed the korean/chinese market on Steam no one but the existing "fanbase" of whales and jpeg addicts would want to go anywhere near that pile of shit.


5a0466  No.15584095

>>15584026

That doesn't even look good; the design fails in every respect.


7e0f41  No.15584630

File: 8011080f1936392⋯.jpeg (94.47 KB, 1451x816, 1451:816, serveimage.jpeg)

>>15580927

It's times like when I read posts like this that I have to wonder if we are maybe all being played. What if there never was a Star Citizen game, rather our reactions are the game. There is this cabal of super rich people who pay for those JPEGs and make such posts so that they could laugh at our reactions. Their purchases are their inputs and we are their NPCs which they try to move around and make do funny stuff.

You know how in the movie Rat Race the participants believe they are in a race to win some price money, but in reality it's a bunch of rich people betting on who will reach the goal first. That's how I feel.


55586d  No.15585375

File: 23ca93424f412c4⋯.webm (14.76 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Skeletor Loves Star Citiz….webm)


099f76  No.15585394

File: 02165b35c085499⋯.png (199.45 KB, 616x480, 77:60, 02165b35c08549912d51c62901….png)

>>15569506

Why are you blatantly telling lies?

That's like saying that my Erie only earns a few hundred XP per round so it'll take months to get to Des Moines.

Obviously, once you get your next ship, more jobs will open up and you'll start making more money. The better your ship the more money you make. By the time you're close to that big ship you'll likely be earning plenty of funds.

Nice fucking job ignoring the basic mechanics of any progression-based game in favor of lies.


099f76  No.15585403

>>15585394

>I earned a couple of silver at the beginning of WoW, it'll take years to get what I want!

>The jobs at harmless rank with a sidewinder are low-paying, it'll take forever to get an Anaconda!

>These level 1 missions in EvE don't pay out well, I'll never be able to afford a character that can fly a Titan!


02d4c2  No.15585436

File: e61471c3d82f131⋯.jpg (102.85 KB, 592x576, 37:36, 1399811989474.jpg)

>>15572655

Looks like a alternate form of the women who own pets instead of having children

Pathetic.


ef6e9b  No.15585649

File: 50d4b9fc0cf9146⋯.webm (4.79 MB, 400x225, 16:9, osmium alloy bomb.webm)


55586d  No.15585915

File: 90e088ba91358b9⋯.webm (13.02 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Why Don't You Have a Seat.webm)

There's a new bug where your ship will simply vanish on the launch pad, leaving only the pilot seat…


c1ee1a  No.15585925

>>15585915

There's worse things going on in that webm. People actually giving money to niggers.

Fucking disgusting.


a64094  No.15585997

>>15569059

I hear the goons were just pretending to give all their money away to a scam willingly.


436eca  No.15586355

File: ad512dcf7c3ff0e⋯.mp4 (245.81 KB, 854x480, 427:240, (you)(you)(you)(you)(you)(….mp4)

>>15585394

>be star peasant who bought the game on Steam a few days after its 2077 release

>starting area is a filthy slum on the outskirts of some richfag city on microtech, which serves as the starting area for low to mid-tier backers and some whales who've purchased property there

>have to huddle around burning trash containers and steal food to avoid freezing to death while the whales try out their shiny new jpegs overhead

>only available legit quests are from crack addict NPCs, always involving some degree of contraband wares and other illegal activities with a payout of no more than a few hundred credits at best

>have to avoid dumb space police NPCs and backers bounty hunting for starting peasants while completing missions in order to avoid getting sentenced to 10 real-time years of space jail

>after several weeks of agony finally get enough credits to buy a pass to enter the city proper

>due to my shabby clothes and lack of showers every mission giver NPC refuses to do business

>want to buy a ship but have to get a space driver's license first, which costs 20000 credits

>have to resort to somewhat higher paying contraband fetch quests once again

>get caught by the RP'ing whale police, handcuffed and escorted to space jail while forced to apologize for being such a bad space goy with FOIP

>the generous whale council sentences me to a week of community service on some whale's Starfarer as a deck-scrubber due to good behaviour

>actually get a decent change of clothes and a usable bathroom for once

>the ship is piloted entirely by NPCs as the whale is part of some ebin trading guild with enough shekels to hire NPC armies for low level jobs

>community service is completed in 2 days due to some deck scrubbing bug

>get off the ship while stealing some cargo off the Starfarer which the NPCs don't notice, sneak into the black market and sell it at a good price

>finally have enough money to take the space driver's license test on top of renting a cubicle with a shower

>complete the space driver's license test, get an upgraded citizen pass which allows access to some of the more "civilized" areas of the city

>check it out, see a jpeg shop

>cheapest jpeg costs 220000 UEC

>spend a month grinding the fuck out of the available mission givers 12 hours a day, all the while being bombarded with new advertisements for jpegs and space shark cards

>at least I have decent enough clothes to blend in with the NPCs so as to not get bullied by concierge backers

>finally have enough credits to buy an Aurora

>buy it, do a 5 minute immersive train ride to the landing pad

>get into the pilot's seat and start it up, all excited to finally leave this frozen shithole planet and be the space pilot I always wanted to be

>jpeg lifts off, I fly straight up

>just as I am to leave the atmosphere and initiate Quantum travel to the nearest spaceport some faggot griefer with a Cutlass shoahs me out of the sky in a matter of seconds

>spent all my credits on the ship, can't afford to pay for insurance

>can't afford to respawn in my cubicle either, only option is to be revived as a wheelchair bound cripple in the slums

>uninstall the game


a2e2e3  No.15586399

>get in early.

>buy a couple plots of land on the starting planet.

>build 'cheap' mass housing and grungy entertainment area.

>tax quest givers operating on my land to get a cut of quest rewards.

>watch my bank account grow on the backs of non-backer plebs.

>sip fine liqueur on my expensive jpeg and fuck ebitches while the peasantry do dangerous criminal jobs for bare handfuls of credits.

>bribe both the cops and the pirates to leave my shit alone.

>laugh at the faggots who came in late and have one of my whores make me a goddamn white russian.


cfb81d  No.15586405

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well guys … star citizen (or at the very least SQ42) was brutally killed by a certain X4 trailer (and game once we get to the 30th of november)


4ffaa9  No.15586409

>>15585925

You never heard of welfare? :^)


373d92  No.15586415

File: 26208df174c07d4⋯.gif (259.56 KB, 266x207, 266:207, 1353858408118.gif)

>>15586405

Yeah, maybe in one year after release, once they patch most of the game-breaking bugs. It's Egosoft we're talking about here


a34797  No.15586422

File: fca87fef8c761bc⋯.jpg (6.68 KB, 243x250, 243:250, 5aacb143db5795deb0d8d143fa….jpg)

>>15586355

Sounds like a good game, actually.


3aad5d  No.15586431

>>15578528

>>15578678

>>15580655

Chris Roberts is like a kid playing with expensive Star Wars action figures.

I'm actually quite surprised to see a trailer for Squadron 42. I thought the solo game was nearly abandoned in favor of his multiplayer JPEG store. I guess Squadron 42 will be out "soon" because he is again out of money.


585b19  No.15586445

>>15586405

Xpand, Xtreme, Xonquer, X-Men.


9f8728  No.15586449

>>15569059

>>15569103

What content and is it "FUTURE" content or content that has been implemented now?

Have they finally got the fucking FPS module out?


9f8728  No.15586469

File: cb231b31bb8405c⋯.png (149.17 KB, 370x431, 370:431, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15569693

Palememe does not support all forms of webm so it only supports YUV420 where as other browsers will support the newer YUV444, this is important to keep in mind.

Waterfox never gives me trouble for webms but I think it's windows only.

Cyberfox is good and both windows and linux.

Don't use brave, I think it has the same problems as pale meme and then some.

also get OLD tree style tabs for it ,the version 19 or some shit that looks like this instead of a side bar


436eca  No.15586498

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>>15586449

Soy Marine was released in December of 2016.


9f8728  No.15586526

>>15586498

wait that shits been out to play?


3aad5d  No.15586532

>>15586498

>>15586526

Didn't they cancel that game mode at one point?


436eca  No.15586541

>>15586532

It was originally developed by Illfonic but Chris didn't tell them the exact model measurements so they had to throw it out after a year of development and start over from scratch.


9f8728  No.15586561

>>15586541

so it's not available to play, brilliant


9f8728  No.15586575

>>15586355

sounds like space shadowrun and I would totally play that as long as it was the same only single player


436eca  No.15586598

>>15586561

It is you baka, the Illfonic version was scrapped in 2015 but the neutered inhouse version they developed in a vain attempt to shut up DS and some other complaining heretics was released as part of Alpha 2.6 in December 2016.


9f8728  No.15586618

>>15586598

then I suppose I'll have to look and see if I can find itthen


cfb81d  No.15586889

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>>15586415

> maybe in one year after release

JUST ONE YEAR?!

and after R…ree….leeeaa….se ?

what… what kind of word is that !?


5d24ea  No.15589151

>>15586355

This is while you're in the old folks home on an IV drip.


5d24ea  No.15589313

File: 1a991c417070896⋯.jpg (78.01 KB, 640x437, 640:437, CIGsellsyoupcparts.jpg)

>>15586355

>2080 Star Serf launches

>non-backer no macrotranactions add-on

>game engine re-designed for the nth time to be played by tracking eyeball movements as that's all the muscular control the players have left

>log-in

>day one 4Tb patch

>born into indentured servitude to a Whale Overlord on a Graxon Wheat packing planet

>3 months of labour until eligible for the space trike rental lottery with a whopping 1 in 20,000 chance to WIN

>Whaledrones hover overhead

>talking about the outside with other players is prohibited

>assigned to tedious actual 10 hour assembly line shifts where limb loss is a typical risk

>lose limb in second week, gain achievement

>no insurance = no new arm

>space sepsis sets in, motion sickness effect added to HUD makes players feel ill IRL

>company hospital dispenses Oxy for 1 month then closes their doors

>suck a guard's dick for space heroin to ease the shakes

>die of Space Fentanyl overdose


55586d  No.15589475

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FoIP will save Star Citizen.


55586d  No.15590525

File: 34062fb6a3bd5dc⋯.webm (6.18 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen.webm)


55586d  No.15590550

File: 8bc61bbdb09f0b6⋯.webm (2.13 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen Part ….webm)

File: 2a3c38dd96a109b⋯.webm (1.74 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen, Part….webm)

File: b4c1e2a96926d84⋯.webm (1.52 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen, Part….webm)


55586d  No.15590553

File: 20fb19334ce0735⋯.webm (2.36 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2001 A Star Citizen, Part….webm)




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