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bd53ae No.15548629
Yeah it's a Max Payne thread
>Favorite Game(1, the style, story and difficulty is pretty much unmatched. I wish MP2's physics and QoL were put into MP1)
>Favorite gun(Pump Action Shotgun)
>Favorite Character(MP1's Vinnie Gognitti)
Talk about the games, recommend mods, shoot the shit. Replaying MP1 I never actually noticed headshots were a thing, it instantly made the shotgun my favorite weapon because back then I could never get it to reliably one shot.
bd53ae No.15548636
Bumpan because it 404's on my end.
bb3081 No.15548644
bd53ae No.15548653
>>15548644
It was. I hate all flow breaking cutscenes but otherwise I like it. Playing it without using cover it's a blast.
540f7b No.15548676
>>15548629
>Favorite gun(Pump Action Shotgun)
Godawful weapon in the first game. Fires too slowly to be useful in a fight unless you hide behind cover and wait for enemies to come at you.
Also, I wish more games did the whole noir thing, regardless of genre. It's such an underused setting.
dcae36 No.15548689
>>15548629
I like all of the games for different reasons.
>MP1
>nostalgia
I'll always associate this game with 9/11. It had come out just a couple months before that shit went down, and I was playing through it when it happened. Which was oddly fitting in its own way, but probably not how I wanted to start my first year of college.
The Matrix and Kung-Fu mods were pretty rad, though.
>MP2
My favorite of the series. The physics and the gunplay were improved, Max was incredibly handsome and the addition of a playable Mona was great. Max and Mona were both absolutely stunning together, and The Funhouse bit were pretty clever.
>MP3
Great gunplay, physics, and TECHNOLOGY. But bad everything else. I hated the story, and the direction that it went. Typical R* meddling to try and emulate the last movie they just watched. The whole game should've just been that New York section, just extended. It didn't need Passos, didn't need the awful change of scenery, and definitely didn't need multiplayer.
That airport scene with the song were pretty good, though.
>Favorite Game: MP2
>Favorite Character: Vlad
>Favorite Gun: Dual Berretas
f32404 No.15548732
c1ab9b No.15548764
MP2 was my favorite. it had everything 1 had, but better. dual ingrams were my favorite, but also the pump shotgun.
my favorite character was max from mp3
bd53ae No.15548779
>>15548676
Simple, headshots exist in the first game. Aiming headshots can take out groups of enemies no problem. Another trick, shootdodging resets your fire rate. Meaning you can shoot, shootdodge and then instantly shoot again.
c03335 No.15548780
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>>15548732
that fag better not mean this one
bd53ae No.15548786
>>15548689
My biggest problems with MP3 is the constant pace breaking and having some fucknugget character in the background yelling at you that you need to get moving now. It was either
AYO MAX WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE MANG
or
I HAD TO GET OUT OF HERE BECAUSE THESE LEVELS WERE NOTHING BUT SETPIECES AND THERE WAS JACK SHIT EXPLORING TO DO
bd53ae No.15548937
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MP1 had some good music too.
c93009 No.15548941
They never should have changed Max to not Sam Lake
bd53ae No.15548946
>>15548941
Jeffery Whatshisname isn't as visually cool to look at I guess.
By the way what's Remedy up to? I saw Quantum Break but the filesize and requirements felt bloated so I never got around to it.
832876 No.15548954
>>15548629
Payne ?
>>15548946
>Jeffery Whatshisname isn't as visually cool to look at I guess.
James McCaffrey was pretty good on the tv show Viper.
dcae36 No.15548967
>>15548786
MP3 is like the biggest conundrum of mine when it comes to video games. I've always been firmly in the camp of Gameplay > Story, with absolutely no exceptions. So by that logic, I should've fucking loved MP3.
I guess the story/presentation need to be likeable, or it starts to directly detract from the gameplay itself. Just pisses me off because MP3 teases the perfect game it could've been, but they outright decided not to for the sake of…being different? It's change for change's sake, and that's not a good thing.
I always get so pissed off when I think about MP3, and what it could have been. It was so close, but so far.
d80449 No.15548991
>>15548954
Looks like Anita.
075df7 No.15549014
MP1 was a game I put so many hours into as a kid.
540f7b No.15549034
>>15549014
Fuck those nightmare levels though. Completely kills the pacing.
668e4b No.15549050
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>>15548780
Health is a pretty neat band
678d2f No.15549171
>>15548676
>godawful in the first game
nigga! this is the best weapon until you find the pancor. you just suck at shooting
e9f48f No.15549238
I enjoyed the first game and got a few levels into the second.
The two things that I didn't enjoy were how the retical on certain guns such as the desert eagle wasn't aligned and the randomness of it all. The desert eagle is the only precise weapon that you can use in the early game and the player is expected to make a few long shots. I know that the game addresses how random the action is, but acknowledging it doesn't make it better. I would have preferred a little more consistency in the accuracy. It encouraged save scumming which is piss easy with the save system. Also, fuck grenades.
Now that that's done, I would like to say that this is one of the only good third person shooters because it isn't cover based. The style and presentation in these games is top tier. I know that the third lost some of the character, but I bought it anyway without thinking.
540f7b No.15549302
Are they any good MP1 or 2 mods with custom levels?
f32404 No.15549309
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>>15548780
Disgusting! I wasn't referencing that trash song. I was referencing this grenade launching legend of a song.
b8da39 No.15549318
>you will never have a game like this again
6b6582 No.15549366
>favorite game
Rhetorical question, they're both my favorite
>favorite gun
dual ingram for max dakka or desert eagle for max headpayne
>favorite character
don't answer that
rhetorical question
I wish had bought it back in the day to have a boxed copy of my own.
29f0cb No.15549384
MP3 wasn't terrible, but the sheer fact is that it wasn't a Max Payne game. Seriously, take out the flash back level and change the main characters name and does any of it have any relation at all to the other two games in the series? It doesn't even have the same tone, structure, themes, none of it is even remotely similar.
MP3 should never have been called a Max Payne game. Rockstar should have let Remedy be Remedy and not fucked it up by trying to do their own thing.
bddc22 No.15549401
>>15548946
Quantum Break is garbage, not fun to play and a pozzed up story too.
29f0cb No.15549415
>>15549401
Seconded. It's obvious they made it to please Microsoft for that delicious 'exclusive' money. It rarely feels like a true Remedy game and those moments are gone as quickly as they appear.
c03335 No.15549435
>>15549415
Remember that great microsoft xbox e3 presentation called "sports tv tv tv sports tv sports tv tv"
quantum break was a tv show.
the executives must have thought of themselves as geniuses trying to get the boomer audience
075df7 No.15549485
>>15549415
Only good part was CIA.
c93009 No.15549533
>>15549328
Oh for fuck's sake I know that piano song but I can't remember. Anon please help
c93009 No.15549560
>>15549543
Ohhh, I have an instrumental only version of that song saved for some reason and recognized that piano instantly, but had no idea from what. Thanks anon, have a funny picture
ce6d53 No.15549575
>>15548629
>favorite game
1 by far, the comic book style cutscenes are great, the narration is silly at times but it fits the game (2 took itself too seriously and 3 was mostly sarcastic quips), the gunplay is even better than 2 in my opinion, the nightmare sequences are great and the game isn't dragged down by unnecesary love interests, tons of cutscenes or flashbacks even if said flashbacks were the best part of max payne 3, it's a revenge story all the way through, i'm also glad they didn't pussy out with killing the final boss considering it's an elderly woman.
>favorite gun
The jackhammer; fully automatic, 15 round magazine, kills everything at close to mid range in one hit and ammo for it can be found everywhere in the last few levels, using it honestly feels unfair considering that even the colt commando takes its sweet time to kill niggers unless you're going for headshots, with the jackhammer you don't really need to aim.
>favorite character
Max himself, but only because i didn't find anyone else interesting, i did feel sorry for the BR teen in 3 who gets burnt in a pile of truck wheels though, even if he was a rich dumbfuck he seemed like a genuinely nice guy and was perhaps the least evil of the branco family.
I know i'm gonna get shit on for saying this, but i fucking hate max payne 2, what the fuck were they thinking? They replaced max's funny constipated face with some third rate actor's, you can no longer dualwield deagles, they didn't introduce a single worthwhile new weapon, half of the game is just walking around empty buildings while max talks to himself, they shat all over the nightmare sequences because MUH MONA 1 did it better, following multiple trails of blood in a pitch dark room using baby cries to guide you around only for max to end up in the apartment where his baby daughter and wife got killed was both sad and horrifying and the bullet time reloads were ridiculous, how the fuck can you reload a gun just by twirling like a ballerina? At least 3 was a competent shooter if anything, and arcade mode+the PC mod that lets you skip cutscenes turn it into a real max payne game.
b8da39 No.15549647
>>15549575
How can you not love a face like that?
df0183 No.15549906
>>15548689
God damn sam lake has an expressive face
0a1995 No.15549954
I CAN'T MAKE MP1 AND 2 TO WORK ON WINDOWS 7
aacbb5 No.15549958
>>15549954
What versions? Disk, Steam, etc.?
aacbb5 No.15549960
>>15549954
>What versions? Disk, Steam, etc.?
aacbb5 No.15549963
I'm never fucking using the smiley flag ever again, that shit is like actual aids if you use tabs. I can't even delete either of the posts for some reason.Fucking sage for triple post…
0a1995 No.15549968
>>15549960
>>15549958
Disk one, I got from here but I had the same issue when I tried with a different one ages ago
myabandonware.com/game/max-payne-c5q
aacbb5 No.15549974
>>15549968
Have you already got the "Essential Improvements" from PC Gaming Wiki? One of the patches is the "Startup Hang Patch"
0a1995 No.15549983
>>15549974
Yes, tried "MaxPayneStartupHangPatchv1.01", tried compatibility mode and shit just doesn't start at all. No errors no nothing
514aa8 No.15549988
>>15549954
I remember you had to patch the first game but after that it's a smooth sailing experience of shooting guys in slow mo
aacbb5 No.15550033
>>15549983
Have you tried all the compatibility modes? Windows 98 is apparently the best.
5ad03f No.15550039
>1 due to difficulty and story, 2 was not as hard and the story felt a bit weaker, took itself too seriously when MP1 was pretty lighthearted. 3 was not good and the cutscenes were overly long and bad, story was also trash and very edgy and there was a lot of really shitty sequences like with those heavy machinegunners. Getting randomly headshotted and 1hitkilled was also a pain in the ass on hardest
>Dual berettas or Ingrams, that or colt commando. If pump action reliably oneshot people I'd like it, although you'll use it anyway for the first 3 out of 5-6 hours of the game because it has a lot of ammo. The deagle is nice enough but it's not accurate enough to go for headshots and doesn't have enough ROF to just sling 5 bullets in the general direction and hope something lands, dual berettas is better for that.
>MP1 Vlad or Vinnie
>>15549171
It can't kill people with a point blank bodyshot unless you headshot them. The only reason it's good is because it has a lot of ammo for the first portion of the game, otherwise dual berettas is way more versatile and more accurate so you can hit headshots better.
>>15549954
https://pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Max_Payne
Use compatibility mode on Windows 98.
some random screenshots from a recent playthrough.
0a1995 No.15550049
>>15550033
>>15550039
I tried the comp mode and still nothing. I guess I'll try my luck with XP in a virtual machine
78ed28 No.15550097
>there are anons who still don't know the real reason Alfred Woden was helping Max is because he felt guilty about his inability to stop Nicole Horne from killing Max's family because she had leverage over him by way of recordings of him with the prostitute who's journal you read in the first Hotel level and also had dirt on his hidden BDSM dungeon in the Asgard Building.
5ad03f No.15550117
>>15550097
Anyone who played MP would know this.
4e5ce7 No.15550217
Max Payne needs a remaster.
2a84f6 No.15550242
Reminder MP3 never happened and is fan fiction made by Cuckstar writers doing a bad imitation of Sam Lake's writing.
>>15548644
>>15548653
Nope it was shit.
>>15550217
Nope, they're fine as it is. Let them be.
c9bc7f No.15550250
Say what you will about Max Payne 3 but I still think this line is gold.
4e5ce7 No.15550254
>>15550242
But it could always look better. I wish they'd make a Max Payne Trilogy in HD so gamers who missed them could enjoy them.
ac8d51 No.15550478
ARE YOU FRICKEN KIDDING ME? YOU GOTTA BE FRICKEN KIDDING ME. HE'S JUST ONE COP, WHACK 'IM! WHAT'S THE FRICKEN PROBLEM? HELLO? HELLO?
>>15549954
>>15550049
I had that issue. Make a .bat file called MaxPayne and stick this in it
start /affinity 1 MaxPayne.exe
>>15549575
A couple of problems I'm having with 2, is that
>It's way too easy, it's not like MP1 where it's not afraid to throw loads of enemies who can two shot you at the drop of a hat
>A lot of the writing feels like a "REMEMBER THIS FROM THE FIRST GAME"
ac8d51 No.15550583
So I'm looking at the modDB page for the second game and I'm seeing some interesting shit and some pure shit. Has anyone got any recommendations on those or should I simply take the plunge?
6745ed No.15550597
>>15550583
Elements of Style
cd50da No.15550632
Second game was the best. First game's dream sequences were the worst. Third game's unskippable cutscenes were also the worst. I also hate how the second game makes you do a bullet time reload when you're on a kill streak.
514aa8 No.15550655
>>15550254
>Look better
max payne is lookin good
>>15550052
>>15550039
the comic parts were made in 4:3, which is why the play and power icons look warped, if have not noticed
c76dcc No.15550666
>>15550250
Payne's actor had his chance to shine in 3, the movement system, and shooting mechanics, along with his acting pretty much salvaged the game.
Though to be fair, Playing through Payne 3 was a good "man on fire" simulator, I legitimately felt like a fish out of water the entire time, since brazil is such a shitty place, and rockstar, despite their faggotry, did a pretty good job capturing the feeling of brazil being a shithole (the few HUEUEUEHUEHs I know commented that they were pretty on point) Didn't one of their on-site artist get kidnapped and ransomed at one point while scouting locations?
59e989 No.15550686
>>15548644
I liked its gameplay and music, although both were completely different from MP1+2. I was already a Health fan before the game came out but I understand why people would dislike it. Unskippable cutscenes are always unacceptable, "still loading" my ass. Story was dumb, Max had no reason to care about the huefamily he was protecting, and the lack of campy-ness was disappointing.
>>15548946
Pirated it. Quantum Break could'be been great if Remedy had just focused on making good gameplay but instead they made a mediocre TV show. The mechanics weren't quite as fleshed out as they should've been and visual effects often got in the way of aiming. That said, emptying a magazine into a frozen enemy and seeing them killed and then frozen was pretty satisfying.
>>15548967
The problem is the story interrupts the gameplay so much that its annoying, AND you can't skip cutscenes. Quantum Break had it even worse.
>>15549954
It was the first game I installed on my new PC, worked fine on W7 Ultimate 64-bit.
>>15550666 (satan checked)
>Didn't one of their on-site artist get kidnapped and ransomed at one point while scouting locations?
kek. MP3 has some fun cheat modes at least
ac8d51 No.15550726
>>15550661
Honestly I hate the violin rendition of the theme. It pretty much heralds the start of the series taking itself too seriously and max being this "abloo abloo my life sucks" faggot. It just has nothing on the style of that guitar crescendo of the original theme.
60370d No.15550736
ce6d53 No.15550743
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>>15550736
t.soyboy
Why don't you go listen to sad violin+piano remixes of popular 90's songs done by a woman who whispers the lyrics into a shitty laptop mic
ac8d51 No.15550794
>>15550736
I just don't like it. Payne should be some goofy looking motherfucker who powers on despite the shit that goes on, not some permanently drunk hobo.
ac8d51 No.15550802
>>15550794
Oh and let me talk shit about something that also plagues games like Ratchet and Clank Up Your Arsenal
I fucking hate "friendlies". I don't want some dipshit character constantly talking my head off about how we have to go while they take out my kills in a game where there are barely that many enemies in one spot to begin with. Fuck MP2 for doing it, fuck MP3 for doing it.
>listening to some cleaners talk
>MAX GO BACK TO THE APARTMENT AND JUMP DOWN TO THE LOWER BALCONY MAX GO BACK TO THE APARTMENT AND JUMP DOWN TO THE LOWER BALCONY MAX GO BACK TO THE APARTMENT AND JUMP DOWN TO THE LOWER BALCONY
eafc37 No.15550841
The day Rockstar finally goes under is the day my people will rejoice, fucking cunts defiling what should be considered a national treasure!
0401e9 No.15551151
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>>15548629
I played Max Payne 3 only recently, after years in the backlog. What exactly was the problem with faggots disliking it, back in the day? SJW piloted dislikes against white males?
I used to be a fan of the first two and didn't find much difference: the New York levels are absolutely great, while south america is so fucking dirty and dystopic it's almost science fiction. There's a few new quips to learn, too.
>I needed a real drink to deal with the electronic music, and the robotic people
dff34f No.15551207
I always hate the dream sequences in MP1 and 2. They're really boring to play on top of having unnerving jumpscares.
dff34f No.15551208
>>15548764
MP2 felt terrible to play for some reason I can't really put my hands on. The gunplay was just off. MP3's gunplay was excellent.
ac8d51 No.15551209
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>>15551207
They aren't as much jumpscares as they are really loud noises.
Fuck me, instead MP2 had mona moaning like some horny schoolgirl.
dff34f No.15551232
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Another thing I hate about Max Payne 1 and 2 is how they depicted New York and it's brutality in the outdated film noir style, which doesn't fit the modern New York atmosphere. They should've gone with a more upbeat and less melodramatic exploitation cinema style mise en scene and soundtrack.
>>15551209
>console version
I can't fathom how shitty it runs and plays. Is there any auto targeting of some kind?
ac8d51 No.15551498
Fuck the games, let's talk about THE MOVIE and how Marky Mark is a vietnam fucking shit.
d45e48 No.15551501
>>15549575
>you can no longer dualwield deagles
But you could dual dualwield deagles in mp2.
03bb5b No.15551508
>>15551232
youre the biggest faggot on 8ch right now
345015 No.15551651
>>15549533
>>15549543
Poets of the Fall have some pretty good albums, check out their older songs on Youtube.
dff34f No.15551676
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>>15551498
The cinematography and editing are really good, really keeps the tone of the game. The action scenes are fucking awesome. There's a good balance between realism and over the top matrix-style action. It was directed by the same guy who did Behind Enemy Lines, one of the most war movies ever. Too bad 90% of the movie is ruined by soulless acting and unengaging script.
540f7b No.15551733
>>15551676
I still don't quite understand why they felt the need to shove in paranormal elements in what should have been a really easy adaptation, seeing how the game is heavily inspired by crime noir and movies in general.
Did they think the plot was too generic? They could have very easily just made a good action movie in the vein of John Wick (and yes, I'm aware this one came later).
000000 No.15551824
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>>15548689
>>15548653
Imagine if they'd gone the comic book route with a budget of that scale and a team of real artists instead of the photo bashing like 1 and 2. They squandered a golden opportunity to be unique and revitalize the franchise characterizes every part of Max Payne 3. There's so much creative they could have done, and it would have been adored. Instead, we get a game whose creative ambition was to copy Man on Fire, a mediocre Denzel Washington flick. Right down to the condescendingly flashy subtitles that look like a car commercial and non-US setting. On top of that, comic book franchises are vaccuuming in normalfag dollars more than anything else today. The fuck were they thinking dropping it?
It pisses me off extra because of what they got right. Max, turned body guard, given a new vendetta, is a solid skeleton for noir plot. It got the tech right. The game has extravagant production, and the NYC chapter teases the classic look. Why the fuck did they blow their wad making a game that isn't Max Payne. It's glossy, uninspired and over-produced, soulless mismanagement that characterizes everything wrong with AAA today.
000000 No.15551829
>>15551824
*That they squandered a golden opportunity to be unique and revitalize the franchise characterizes every part of Max Payne 3.
sage to fix my bad grammar
2a84f6 No.15551855
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Holy fucking shit, why are MP threads filled with so much cancer?
>>15550254
>I wish they'd make a Max Payne Trilogy in HD so normalfags who missed them could enjoy them.
Fixed. Kill yourself and go back to >>>/reddit/
>>15551151
>What exactly was the problem with faggots disliking it
<shitty cover based gameplay that was already oversaturated by 2012
<style and tone completely out of place from the first two games
<writing that badly apes Sam Lake's writing style
<completely disregards MP2
<turns Max into a whiny drunken faggot who suddenly is back to moping about his dead family
<unskippable fucking cutscenes to cover up "load times" which was a complete fucking lie
<cutscenes that pointlessly interrupt gameplay and often fuck with your weapons that you have equipped
That's why it's fucking shit.
If anyone actually enjoys MP3, you're a fucking normalfag pure and simple and have helped in lowering the bar for games in general.
>>15551232
>Another thing I hate about Max Payne 1 and 2 is how they depicted New York and it's brutality in the outdated film noir style, which doesn't fit the modern New York atmosphere. They should've gone with a more upbeat and less melodramatic exploitation cinema style mise en scene and soundtrack.
<I hate thing that made MP1 and 2 unique and well known
Seriously kill yourself.
c93009 No.15551866
>>15551676
That movie is my guilty pleasure, it's just fun to watch. The gunfights are so over the top, and the way people just fly back after being shot with a shotgun is great.
437e0d No.15551921
>>15551855
>le eceleb weighs his thoughts
Faggot.
ac8d51 No.15551965
>>15551921
Isn't that the same faggot who does the Serious sam videos? Just ignore him
0a1995 No.15552079
>>15549954
>>15550478
I finally managed to launch the game now but it crashes after the cutscene. It says e2mfc.dll is the culprit but I got it from the patch on pcgamingwiki
c172a6 No.15552098
ac8d51 No.15552107
>>15552079
If it's a .dll you can probably find it online though, no?
7951d6 No.15552122
>>15552098
DAMN YOU
>>15552107
That dll is specifically from the startup hang patch https://community.pcgamingwiki.com/files/file/838-max-payne-series-startup-hang-patch/
Unless you are advising for downloading a dll from one of the thousand sketchy dll sites out there. You're not doing that, right?
5ad03f No.15552304
>>15551965
He had some valid reasons for not liking SSam. I don't like it too much because it feels like the entire game is circlestrafing, and circlestrafing for the entire game gets quite boring.
dff34f No.15552404
>>15551855
>I hate thing that made MP1 and 2 unique and well known
Looks silly for me. The music and Max's monologue felt too cold and calm for a man seeking for revenge, unlike the protagonists of Death Wish and Vigilante. I mean, Charles Bronson's character could pretend to be a level headed man in public, but you can feel the rage burning inside him when he's alone and tracking the bad guys. The theme music of these two films reflected this burning rage too. I don't feel such rage with Max, he's such a terribly written and acted exploitation character. Same with the boring music.
>>15551733
>I still don't quite understand why they felt the need to shove in paranormal elements
There isn't, it's just the hallucinating effects of the drug. The game had it too.
>They could have very easily just made a good action movie in the vein of John Wick
The action scenes, cinematography, and atmosphere are superior to John Wick already, it could've been better.
>>15551866
>the way people just fly back after being shot with a shotgun is great
It's fun, but it's also one of the things I didn't like about the movie. It's a PG13 movie though, so I guess they had to trade glorious shotgun wound with that.
ac8d51 No.15552502
>>15552304
I'm way too in love with SS to have anyone talk shit about it, even if I do acknowledge its flaws.
I was more talking about how that video was constantly shilled in every FPS/SS thread a while back, but listening to this video I can see he has a fair bit of good points So far.
63483e No.15552520
>>15551515
I like it the way the show started
2a84f6 No.15552551
>>15552404
>Looks silly for me.
Then that's you're problem, not the games. You don't get MP's appeal. Max Payne isn't trying to be an exploitation action movie like Death Wish, it's trying to modern noir.
aacbb5 No.15552949
>>15550686
>Completely different from MP1+2
>Which implies you played MP1 & 2
>Max had no reason to care about the huefamily he was protecting
Max didn't care about the huefamily he was protecting, Anon. You'd know that if you played 1 & 2.
ff96d7 No.15553007
Max Payne 1 > Max Payne 2
dcae36 No.15554165
>>15552520
Because the show never ends well.
8e7893 No.15554192
>>15550039
>Getting randomly headshotted and 1hitkilled was also a pain in the ass on hardest
>not a payne in the butt
87a6c0 No.15554212
>>15554192
Payne to the max!
8e7893 No.15554231
>>15554212
youre killin me
dff34f No.15554454
>>15552551
My argument was that noir only fits the 20s-50s era of New York, not New York of the 60s and beyond where gang culture, cop culture, and pop culture in general have evolved rapidly into a more upbeat and violent personality. The neo-noir genre itself makes little sense to me.
Moreover, I criticized Max's overly calm and levelheaded personality 24/7 despite his vengeful motives. You may argue that he's more like Harry Callahan or McQ than Charles Bronson, but both of these cops don't have much motive to avenge something.
>>15552949
>not skipping every cutscene possible
You're not a true fan of MP1 and 2. 3 is more your speed.
>>15553007
MP1 >>>>> MP2
aacbb5 No.15554806
>>15554454
I played through all of them on a binge for the first time two months ago. I'm not skipping cutscenes on my first playthrough.
c34e10 No.15554859
>>15554806
So you liked the way the show started?
c34e10 No.15554876
>>15554866
It was Max in 1.
7dc11b No.15554902
>>15554866
Mad Max 1 obviously.
3 has the best gameplay.
6e0fc7 No.15554956
>>15550217
>>15550254
Literal fucking reddit, the only place I've ever seen that posted. The games are arguably better looking than a lot of modern games, get the fuck out.
0d2348 No.15555077
>>15552304
A lot of his videos have valid points but the way he presents them is beyond cringe.
3d8411 No.15555190
>>15548644
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.'
3a2cc1 No.15555693
>>15548653
>Playing it without using cover it's a blast.
How the fuck it's even possible to play without a cover in MP3. Max runs slower than a turtle and rolling doesn't give you any invincibility frames at all. Game is designed to be pop-out of cover - headshoot using bullet time cinematic garbage.
Anyway my favorite is Max Payne 2, but I can't say it's better than first one, since story of MP2 works so well because of a story of MP1. However when it comes to raw game mechanics it's definitely the best on it's own. MP1 while having a really good gameplay for its time, unfortunately in regards to shooting is to imprecise for my liking, while MP3 is all about precision, without anu mobility of an older titles. MP2 is perfect balance for me.
fea08b No.15555978
>>15551855
<shitty cover based gameplay that was already oversaturated by 2012
t. gears of war player. 'Oversaturated' only means you filled yourself with shit and now even the good stuff nauseates you - just like the morbidly obese would vomit at anything after filling with KFC.
<cutscenes that pointlessly interrupt gameplay
Hello I'm a sophisticated gamr and only play immersive games such as deus ex and bioshock.
>completely disregards MP2
Good. Fuck your Mona fanfiction m8.
SJWs had an easy time subverting communities, since faggots like you craved for reasons to shit on popular (white male) games. Lots of trannies took their first step by savoring the attention they were given when they first shat on Duke and Max.
fea08b No.15556006
>>15555693
>Game is designed to be pop-out of cover
I played the vast majority of the game without using the cover mechanic, but it's obvious you need to use the organic type of cover like running behind a corner. I seriously hope you're not implying your first go at Max Payne 1 was all out arcade fun, because enemies would destroy you without a plan.
c34e10 No.15556066
>>15555693
You gain slow mo by being shot at so catching enemies outside of cover makes it viable. Of course when the game is constantly putting you in terrible positions and moving max is a payne in the ass I don't blame you for not attempting it.
ca26c3 No.15556096
is this the payne thread?
2a84f6 No.15556114
>>15554454
>The neo-noir genre itself makes little sense to me.
That's YOUR fucking problem then niiger and not an argument. It's what makes Max Payne stand out, if you don't like that then you don't get Max Payne and probably should fuck since you don't enjoy the series.
>>15555978
>'Oversaturated' only means you filled yourself with shit
<not over stuffing an industry with samey content that it's fucking everywhere
Nice nigger tier literacy there, nigger.
>Hello I'm a sophisticated gamr and only play immersive games
<not wanting to play games where the GAMEPLAY is focus of the GAME and not some badly non-interactive cutscenes you can't skip
>thinks bioshit is an immersive game
Hello I'm a sophisticated gamr and only play cutscene sims such as Half-life 2 and Max Payne 3.
>Good. Fuck your Mona fanfiction
<defending retcons
The absolute state of Cuckstar fans.
>SJWs had an easy time subverting communities, since faggots like you craved for reasons to shit on popular (white male) games.
<defending unskippable cutscenes instead of actually playing the game
<defending a game that takes Max out of his predominantly white American city from the first two games and now he has to defend spics, niggers, and hues
You can take your meme spacing back to
>>>/reddit/
>>>/resetera/
>>>/cuckchan/
Your action game designed for niggers, spics, and cucks will probably be accepted there.
47d8cb No.15556179
>>15555693
How does the story of Max Payne 2 work well? The dialog and monolog is still decent, but the story itself is fucking garbage. It contrives and perverts the existing cast to avoid making any new characters, it recycles like man from the first game when you have all of new york to work with, and most of the plot itself is just mona and max fucking around in empty construction sites. Their relationship makes no sense and has fuck all chemistry. The only possible justification is that it's some "fuck you it's supposed to be bad" bullshit metanarrative. Which is gay.
f689ea No.15556225
Is this a Address Unknown thread?
1370a8 No.15556319
>>15556225
yes, this is he
c34e10 No.15556485
Max Heat>Lords and Ladies>Dick Justice>Address Unknown
353a2a No.15557622
>>15549366
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THE BUTT IN THE PAYNIS
c34e10 No.15561226
>>15557622
PAYNE TO THE MAX
190f39 No.15563165
>>15548689
the multiplayer was awesome though until rockstar fucked it up by offering soft lock and free-aim lobbies, and then when the player base started to dwindle, combined fun gamemodes with modes no one liked into "playlists"
i can't think of any other multiplayer game that did 3rd person cover based shooting better, and then managed to get bullet-time and diving right.
guess i'll just have to settle for double action: boogaloo nowadays
190f39 No.15563168
>>15556264
haha i love this sketch from WKUK
190f39 No.15563171
>>15556114
>nigger
stopped reading there
63483e No.15563482
>>15561226
You're killing me.
de79bd No.15563595
>>15550666
>Payne's actor had his chance to shine in 3
Absolutely. He was great in spite of the story being irrelevant, and invasive.
2 I probably got the most out of, though I always preferred Sam Lake's face. The series is imperfect, but I have reasons to jump into each game. They've all got something special.
190f39 No.15563668
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This guy has been making incredibly detailed and well choreographed SFM animations for a while, most of which using the Max Payne 3 model as the protagonist
these animations are my headcannon for max's life post MP3
190f39 No.15563684
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>>15563668
unfortunately he seems to purge his channel periodically of content that im assuming he's not proud of, even though he should be.
190f39 No.15563687
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>>15563684
i've started archiving his channel for this reason
dff34f No.15563700
>>15563595
Too bad Sam Lake is too out of shape to be a proper Max Payne. He needs to hit the gym and play Max in a new MP game/movie.
de79bd No.15563754
>>15563700
>Sam Lake is too out of shape to be a proper Max Payne
He looks about the same as he did when they used him as a model in the first game. Just older.
c951fd No.15564542
>>15563754
Looking at him he looks like he's in some payne.
Control looks kind of ok.
c172a6 No.15564557
>>15563668
>>15563684
>>15563687
the amateur voiceovers kinda take me out of the experience.
480ce5 No.15564609
My problem with MP3 is less to do with the game itself, and more with the fact that MP2 feels like the perfect ending of a story. Max finds some kind of peace, his vendetta is over and he can go back to living his shitty life. Nothing more needed to be said.
c172a6 No.15564677
What if you were to capture James Mccaffrey and Sam Lake, anesthetize them and swap their vocal cords?
cf2284 No.15564689
>>15564609
Well then it's a good thing MP3 barely resembles a Max Payne game, and its story is irrelevant. It's just like a bonus, with a great Max performance in it. For me the story did end at 2.
d7576f No.15564708
>>15564609
I thought it was okay until he got bald. It was just Max Payne doing Max Payne stuff, starring Max Payne as Max Payne.
134c39 No.15564720
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>Favorite Game
3 by far. It still has the best gunplay of any 3rd person shooter I've ever played, it has a fantastic soundtrack fucking airport level is a work of art and the graphics mostly still hold up. Shame that it has a shit ton of cutscenes that are unskippable that really drag down the replay value (there is a mod that makes a lot more cutscenes skippable though).
>Favourite gun
Probably the Deagle.
>Favourite character
Max himself.
80f715 No.15564745
>MP1
>takes longer to empty dual wielded Ingrams than a single one
f3c788 No.15565750
There's such a great level of detail in the first MP.
>spent magazines remain on the floor
>stuff that happens in cutscenes translates to the actual game, for example Max throwing darts has the map update to show the darts thrown, crumpled paper, in MP2 killing some annoying "friendly" fuck in an early level has him dead for good when he's supposed to show up in a later level
>bullets actually coming out of the weapons instead of the aiming dot
>tv watchers in MP2 yelling at you if you turn off the tv or get in their view
6f9f9d No.15565787
>>15564745
Well duh! There are two after all!
f5ffe9 No.15568744
>>15548644
> "MP3"
> Be in train ride towards the airport
> Accidentally body-shot a goon in the opposite train
> He lays wounded on the ground out of firing range
> Train ride continues forever
10/10
f5ffe9 No.15568768
>>15548629
It's odd though, Max Payne 1 had a fine ending, it didn't really need a sequel. It doesn't help that MP2 his whole face was completely different and he looked some twenty years older. Still enjoyed it. "MP3" (as you might've guessed, I wouldn't really call it a real Max Payne title) had some alright things but absolutely having to execute every single enemy in order to progress was a little too much. It's more fun when you can walk away and have them tell the tale if given the option.
dff34f No.15568825
>>15563754
Sam has a beer gut underneath his shirt.
738306 No.15576142
>>15568768
>it didn't really need a sequel
The credits mention a sequel. I'm just not sure why they went with MP2's story as the sequel, since it feels like what Max was like during the three years prior to MP1's first level(subway).
To this day I'm not really sure why they wrote Max and Mona like that in the second game. You could make a point that Max is just a sucker for a pretty face but why is Mona head over heels for Max then?
2bcfd9 No.15576181
>>15548676
it's the second best of the tier 1 weapons besides the desert eagle(Desert eagle is the first good ranged gun). Obviously the best weapon in max payne are the AR variants you get though.
With the shotgun you just have to make sure enough pellets hit them in the chest and head to kill in 1 shot and you can literally run into most rooms and just 1 shot everyone especially in the hotel where it's all close range.
>>15551208
MP3 had the benefit of having decades of technology behind it you can't really compare the games but MP3 has undoubtedly the stupidest story, the dumbest characters, and the gameplay whilst good is actually alot easier and basic bitch than mp1 and 2
The only way to actually play mp3 is to play new york minute because the time forces you to actually play the game. Otherwise it's a cover based shooter than any retard can beat even on the highest difficulty the game takes no skill unless you are trying to push the timer to the limits. MP3 introduces alot of good mechanics but the problem is that it ULTIMATELY BURIES the franchise and is a total bastardization of everthing that the mp games represented not to mention the fact that the Rstar cuck fuckhead writers are actively shitting on the concept of max payne in the writing of the game. These faggots need to die.
>>15551501
He's such a dumbass he doesn't even realize that you can't dual wield desert eagles in MP1 you can only do that in 2 and 3......
>>15551824
Because they wanted to make shekels, make MP fans happy by making THE THIRD GAME OMG then totally burning us and essentially killing the franchise with the writing direction all in one move because Rstar should be fucking hates max payne and are jealous of sam lake for actually being a good writer and not a deconstructionist loser writer who relies on using stereotypes pop culture references bad jokes and using "Self awareness" as a crutch for being absolutely god awful storytellers.
>>15552404
can someone please murder this soy soaked abomination.
>>15554866
Max in 1 had a better outfit and overall look to him he was looked like a badass Michael Wincott. Max in 2 looked like some angry rich dad trying to kill some niggers that raped his daughter which isn't bad per se it's just kind of funny. Max 3 is shit because he's a dying boomer who hates himself as opposed to MP1 where he's still a young guy with some vigor and an appetite for carnage instead of complaining about shit he just wants down a bottle of vicodin and murder assos.
ad5dfa No.15576204
2bcfd9 No.15576218
>>15556179
The thing about max payne 2 is that it was leading up to some heavy conspiracy type shit involving senator woden and vlad but it goes nowhere because I think the studio knew they weren't going to make a third game so they just cut everything short and tried to tidy it up in the terrible 3rd act that answered almost no questions.