77b734 No.15502163
So, apparently people try to get /fit/ by palying skyrim VR.
>You can even burn 1,000+ calories in a single session of play.
>Skyrim VR is a vast, exciting fantasy RPG; the first of its caliber on the VR platform.
>But when you first get started in Skyrim VR, especially if you’re using it to burn calories regularly, you might find that a few things aren’t to your liking.
>Everybody who knows Skyrim from experience knows that the best part of the game is its rampant selection of user-created mods!
>So I hope that at least one of my top 25 mods for Skyrim VR helps you tweak and expand your own version of the game to your liking.
https://archive.fo/XUidj
799031 No.15502175
114646 No.15502182
95bb69 No.15502187
77b734 No.15502189
>>15502175
This is not okay. What the point of "working out" just by wiggling motion controls? Seems to be another stupid wiifit tier fad. There's like whole site dedicated to losing weight with vr.
784da7 No.15502192
>>15502187
okay
So… Todd thread?
e12e0a No.15502199
>skyrim vr
>with full body control
>with sex mods
This makes the dick become the big dick
606da8 No.15502229
>>15502163
>Get fit by doing cardio
Cardio kills gains.
7ac379 No.15502239
>>15502229
And Skyrim kills brain cells. Perfect fit.
7016ed No.15502243
>>15502229
What's even the point of just building huge muscles if you're never going to realistically use them? All you're doing is getting bigger and risking heart attacks.
068a32 No.15502256
>>15502199
Just get a doll, Todd.
086497 No.15502257
>>15502189
Looks unironically like fun.
But the item selection seems pretty tedious.
1b7ae3 No.15502287
>>15502189
Do you think /v/ is a dumping ground for every shitty article that contains games?
08623e No.15502367
Actually that would be immensely annoying. Once you put any effort into it the screen is going to fog up.
7ac379 No.15502375
>>15502287
There's a subset of (shit)posters here who think exactly that.
f4837c No.15502376
Wii fit trainer is better
26b4c8 No.15502385
I met Todd, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this… six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and… the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply… Skyrim. You've fooled them, haven't you, Todd? But not me…I'm not buying it again.
a4d7f7 No.15502436
>>15502287
>Do you think /v/ is a dumping ground
Yes.
b60485 No.15502471
tbh i'd bother playing skyrim if i had a headset
it's the one thing that makes it worthwhile
57ac11 No.15502497
There’s a line in Star Ocean: Till the End of Time about getting fit from playing vidya. The love interest character says to the MC that he’s gonna become a mindless muscle man if he keeps playing this fantasy VR game. The juxtaposition with reality stood out to me. I don’t think something on that scale is possible in reality, but it makes me think.
e0b21e No.15502582
>>15502471
What? But Skyrim doesn't have good sound design.
28fc78 No.15502644
>>15502163
I'll stick to my dance pads.
0c747e No.15503683
d096ad No.15504177
See that weight? You can lift it.
f3f664 No.15504212
>>15504084
>Jerking two dragon cocks at once
Wow, I can just feel the pounds melting away.
0c747e No.15504226
45585c No.15504457
>>15502644
>I'll stick to my dance pads.
Nice try, hotwheels.
a5869e No.15504564
a5869e No.15504577
>>15502189
Game is still garbage and now I feel ill.
8fb054 No.15504600
>>15502163
without sterngth training, you'll end up like this guy, swinging controllers around all day
b3b140 No.15504604
>>15502189
Well VR does require you to move around, but the teleporting gimmick means Skyrim is inferior to an arena game where you run around taking on multiple dudes because you're physically moving around not just standing there and waving your arms.
0d2f2d No.15504611
>>15504600
>Implying Peter la Anguila isn't a human at his peak performance
40a972 No.15504619
>>15502376
But masturbation halves your gains, anon.
eac7c5 No.15504640
Literally worthless for exercising and can cause injury either due environment or the user doing improper motions. You're better off doing something like jogging or swimming for 20 minutes a day before showing.
>>15502243
Heart problems come with abuse of HGH and roids. If you're natty you won't have those issues but you then again you won't get that big
2274dd No.15504651
>>15502189
imagine how pathetically obese you must be to consider using VR as a means of losing weight.
45585c No.15504661
>>15504619
Proteins and amino acids? Gee, anon
b520d3 No.15504664
>>15504619
>that image
>men all men cum the same amount
>no source.
b3b140 No.15504671
>>15504651
The fun factor involved might make a fatass be more willing to do it, but he'd have to use a VR game which doesn't allow teleporting and he has to physically walk around his room. The way the guy moves in that video is via teleporting with his remote.
3640d7 No.15504674
>>15502163
is that a nigger?
b520d3 No.15504682
>>15504661
It sounds initially retarded but giving him the benefit of the doubt it could be like saying "That's 2 feet and 10 inches."
f3f664 No.15504742
>>15504619
Sperm generates and dies regardless if you masturbate.
9d364f No.15504747
Friendly reminder to sage and hide shill threads.
3475d1 No.15504765
>>15504619
>10 ml of semen contains 122g of protein
6ee1cc No.15504803
>>15504714
It also depends on diet, thats why I eat lots of bananas
9850c4 No.15504811
>>15504765
It's true, I went to Venezuela once and the locals Queued up to suck my dick.
I hear most of those people are still living off those blowjobs.
a5869e No.15504819
Stick some Men's Health roidfag photoshop in a VR helmet and watch the Cheeto stained bux roll in.
If anyone is actually doing this they are utter fucktards beyond help. Get weights and do them sensibly with an aim to improve at home *and* get the fuck out of your house and do some cardio shit, swimming is ideal cos you're not gonna fuck an ankle and there may be wet girls around.
e7d3a2 No.15504829
>>15504765
Well that's possible depending on how dense cum is.
64a650 No.15504839
Maybe if you had some really heavy wagglesticks but otherwise this is only going to be cardio.
9850c4 No.15504854
>>15502229
>tape controllers to huge weights
>decrease play session lenght
granted I am already adequately swole but I'm not going to pass up an opportunity to get even swoler while playing videogames.
Except it's fucking Skyrim, call me when it's New Vegas instead.
1cc060 No.15504867
>>15502243
You're going to be imprinted by testosterone and lifting big and you will stop voting for communist, also most people who like cardio look like fags. It's also way more satisfying and quick to achieve.
Lifting > Cardio
c54eff No.15504929
>>15504619
I can comment on this, a week of abstaining and I feel very energetic. When I fap daily I have crashes throughout the day and am really tired.
89a216 No.15504956
>>15504619
>That pic
It just means you need to suck more dick, guy. And don't let him finish on your face. Swallow that shit, and don't let it go to waste. Don't you know there are starving children in China?
2f3fd3 No.15504973
>>15504619
This is why /fit/ must suck cock so often then.
5d75ea No.15505023
>>15504929
Everyone knows excessive masturbation fatigues you. That doesn't mean you're jerking out ten eggs and a filet mignon.
a5003f No.15505060
>>15504839
what if your arms are really heavy
711ae8 No.15505106
>>15504929
Jacking off increases protein and testosterone production. The ideal amount of abstaining is one week and then after that you're gonna start missing out on gains. Your erection might also be smaller, too.
>>15504619
>he doesn't ejaculate in his protein drinks
Never gonna make it, brah.
711ae8 No.15505137
>>15502189
I tested out VR with Beat Saber and it's actually really fucking cool. Nothing at all like the Wii. The remotes vibrate when the beams touch, so it feels like a lightsaber.
a025e7 No.15505139
>>15504839
>Maybe if you had some really heavy wagglesticks
If you aren't lazy nor completely clumsy you can make a weight like a sword-like stick, and then stick to using two handed swords in skyrim.
45585c No.15505154
>>15504765
E X T R A T H I C C
9850c4 No.15505159
>>15505139
>make controller that can extend itself to change the weight distribution
>maces, guns and swords actually feel like themselves.
c29be0 No.15505177
>>15504867
Daily reminder to newfags that Zyzz died because he did zero cardio. I hate to spoonfeed you literal reddit niggers but that's the long and short of it.
92f09b No.15505200
9850c4 No.15505207
>>15505177
Zyzz died because he roided like an idiot.
2f3fd3 No.15505218
>>15505177
Zyzz died because of his GRIDS.
d22e3e No.15505225
711ae8 No.15505238
>>15505200
You forgot your bait flag.
c3b1a9 No.15505337
>>15505177
He did Zero Cardio
He was on his cycle
and he had a heart defect, and the funniest part is his father was a Cardiologist
Despite his faggotry though, /fit/ changed my life, instead of being a no GF NEET, I'm a No GF Neet who can Squat 525.
That and lifting, and riding bikes has helped a bit emotionally these past 5 years, it's pretty good for you just for that alone
c54eff No.15505352
>>15505106
I don't understand how jacking off gives you more t and protein when it releases a fuck ton of vitamins and minerals. Cite your sources next time. I've seen that info 7 day peak but why would I still waste my life essence for nothing? Semen retention has real good benefits.
>>15505023
Yeah I know the pic is stretching shit but jacking off releases your life essence.
Polite sage
c29be0 No.15505395
>>15505337
Proud of you anon, but take it easy with biking. If you're gonna do cardio, just run with your own hooves. Biking just makes your ass bigger.
73a8da No.15505400
>>15505352
>genuinely believing that masturbating affects muscle growth
89a216 No.15505412
>>15505337
Losing weight and getting fit doesn't turn you from a sad sack of shit into a pussy devouring beast - it makes you a /fit/ sad sack of shit. But every day I wake up and thank Christ I made the decision to get /fit/, because no matter how much of a sad sack of shit I am - at least I'm not a sad fat sack of shit. Especially these days when the obesity epidemic is out of control - I always have that little victory of holding onto/regraining my humanity. That kernel of self awareness, and will, to recognize what's happening and make a change. I've done what so many other people are going to go to their early graves because they didn't have the introspection or will to change the course of their life.
That gives me a glimmer of hope to hold onto, and if not that, at least a perch from which I can shit all over fat people. Shame I only shit every other day now that I'm not constantly shoveling food in my mouth.
a5869e No.15505515
>>15505412
A bit of vanity is a wise thing to have, keeps one from slipping into perilous extremes.
Fat people make such a litany of problems for themselves it's astounding, basic movements anyone with knees would take for granted can be an Everest for them, like a spherical mother not being able to squat to the ground to pick up her toddlers dropped toy. She'd probably have split her pants or ruptured something if I'd not been walking by, that kids life is probably fucked too. They also look like retarded babies when they swim.
d746bd No.15505572
>>15504619
wtf I love cum now
a5869e No.15505586
ITT: /fit/ invasion
If you are a fatass, try to swim at unsociable hours, going at peak human traffic times is a cunts move you fat fucks, clogging up the lanes like your goddamn doughnut filled arteries while humans are trying to maintain themselves is pig ignorant and makes everyone hate fatties even more. Also USE THE FUCKING SHOWERS YOU DIRTY SWINE, the number of times I see lardasses roll in and just plomp their gargantuan ass-shelf into the water without even a cursory rinse of their gut strata is severely depressing and disgusting.
Literally stop eating white bread products/drinking soda/frying everything and reduce takeout meals once a month tops. How the fuck one ends up fat unless they're clinically disabled and a fuckwit is beyond me.
6dc8ed No.15505598
>>15505395
>Biking just makes your ass bigger.
>ha, it's probably just a retarded shitpost, nothing to worry about
>google 'bike make ass bigger'
fuck you anon, I wish I didn't knew that
aa1c63 No.15505650
>>15504600
10 pound weighted controllers.
89a216 No.15505669
>>15505650
Enjoy completely fucking up your joints and straining yourself because vidya isn't designed to take proper form into account.
0423e4 No.15505900
>>15505352
This is vegan-tier retardation
c56957 No.15507043
>>15502163
None of those mods actually have anything to do with fitness. One of them is just a shitty quest mod that's like if Undertale had Mass Effect 3's Star Child as its villain (and that has to butcher the lore to be able to try to ram something as stupid as that into the world).
bfdfe3 No.15508476
>>15504819
>implying fat people dare go swimming where everyone can see their fat flopping around
6dc388 No.15508517
>>15502189
>unsheathes daggers
>walks behind hilde
>nothing personnel hilde
89a216 No.15508521
>>15508476
>implying fat people have shame
Obviously bullshit, because if they did, they wouldn't be fat in the first place.
6dc388 No.15508527
>>15508517
correction, it seems that he actually DID teleport behind hilde
70df9b No.15508557
>>15508521
i would fuck the second girl balls deep
b97ecf No.15508559
>>15504604
There was a thing where you'd be strapped to a big circle vr platform and if you move on the platform then you'd move in the game as well. It basically translated every movement irl into the game, something like that would be good for passive weight loss especially if you're jogging on the spot or crouching and rising if you were playing a shooter or something.
>>15504619
>unsourced
Had it been sourced maybe people would take this image more seriously anon.
Is there actually a source for this, I'm interested. Especially seeing as a tiny bit of cum could equate to all of that huge fucking meal
>>15508521
What it is about walmart that brings out the worst in Ameribros?
>literally killing her kid without anyone stopping her
89a216 No.15508589
>>15508559
>What it is about walmart that brings out the worst in Ameribros?
It's not that WalMart brings out the worst in them, but that that's the baseline and WalMart has specifically targeted them because they're dumb.
63cc8e No.15508595
>>15502163
just walk for like two hours 1 way and two hours back you fat piece of shit stop eating sugar and shit and you'll see the fat fall off.
b3a19b No.15508603
>>15508521
Walmart is a magical place.
aff944 No.15509022
>>15508521
what is wrong with white people?
70df9b No.15509103
>>15509022
>my great grandfather was a Scottish king anon.
446551 No.15509256
>>15504651
Who the fuck cares? Why are you retards shitting on this?
FAT PEOPLE COST US MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY IN TAXES
If this shit works then it's great. The less fatties the better.
89a216 No.15509283
>>15509256
>FAT PEOPLE COST US MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF MONEY IN TAXES
Bullets are cheaper than VR.
f6ce0a No.15509290
>>15509256
because it's a clickbait article that's promoting a bad form of exercise that doesn't actually make you fit so fat people have another excuse to not lift weights or hit the treadmill and actually burn off weight.
The reason people are shitting on it is if people actually believe this it's just going to contribute to the continuation of fat people staying fat instead of going fit.
It deserves to be criticized and heavily. It hurts more then it helps, as little as it MIGHT.
4ac3ca No.15509306
>>15509290
This tbh. People were saying the same shit about the wii, and the reality is people will always use the moves that require the littlest possible movement to produce the desired effect. Often times from the confines of a recliner chair.
6f559d No.15509340
>>15509324
>has a goat
>"this vacation sucks"
First guy is 100% in the wrong.
a0f4fe No.15509348
>>15505598
>>15505395
I just looked it up
biking won't make your ass bigger, for anyone worried. And it would be retarded to think that it would. Biking is endurance training. Sure, you'll build some muscle in the beginning but the muscle gains will plateau and biking will just add stamina. If anything, biking will make your butt more shapely (not necessarily a bad thing, many girls like guys' butts).
also i wish this "cardio kills gains" meme would die. if you've ever watched boxing or mma, you can tell what faggots skimped on the cardio. They get tired after a few rounds of fighting and then can't do shit. as a man, you should exercise for utility and survivability. If it won't help you in a real-world situation, then it isn't useful to train for.
0fe24e No.15509358
>>15509324
In 10 years, the joke will be lost.
863112 No.15509372
>>15509358
In ten years that joke will be illegal.
c29be0 No.15509378
>>15509322
I couldn't imagine the smell of paris nowadays. Chicago is bad enough.
f6ce0a No.15509388
>>15509340
Well obviously it's not his goat, because something got his.
f3f664 No.15509421
>>15509340
That's somebody's wife you're walking about.
863112 No.15509433
>>15509421
The slut isn't covered, raping her is allah-approved.
6f559d No.15509446
>>15509433
>rape
Did you even read the comic? Its literally asking for it.
70df9b No.15509454
>>15509446
Rome was sex with boys, middle east was sex with animals, both are weird and wrong. What's up with people of that time doing that shit when they could fuck any woman they wanted?
f6ce0a No.15509477
>>15509454
Middle East was also sex with boys and underage girls.
And the reasoning behind the rich banging that sort of shit is because they have power and money and no one to really stop them.
Nowadays they have private islands to get away from the common police and whatever they want to do under their mansion roofs. Back in the day they just had money and property along with castles and dungeons.
It's not just people of that time, it's people of any time with an excess of power. Surely it's not a 100 percent guaruntee and it might just be a 30% thing, but it's still what excess in power brings.
89a216 No.15509487
>>15509477
>Middle East was
>was
863112 No.15509493
>>15509454
>middle east was sex with animals
>was
Did they stop in the last few days? I haven't seen it on the news.
>could fuck any woman they wanted?
That's only the emperor of Rome and the sultan of Arabia. Sure any noble had it good but same goes for rich people now and at any other point in history.
f6ce0a No.15509498
1a5988 No.15509511
>>15509454
>when they could fuck any girl they want
I think that’s actually part of the reason we’re so degenerate now, people fuck nearly anybody for piss poor reasons.
What’s the point if there’s no challenge or work involved? You may as well just fap for all the effort needed.
71eca2 No.15509518
>>15504765
>he did the math
3a0c64 No.15509556
>>15504619
So the tales on making slave girls living only semen is actually possible and true?
Imagine the resources we could spare!
Imagine ending world hunger in Africa!
Imagine a world where prisons feeding criminals with semen instead of expensive food!
54132a No.15509564
>>15509556
>Imagine ending world hunger in Africa!
Why would you want to do that?
3a0c64 No.15509567
>>15509564
To stop them coming here…
6f559d No.15509585
>>15509556
>Giving your semen to niggers
863112 No.15509586
>>15509567
As if that'd help. If anything it'd make things even worse since it'd be easier for niggers to steal enough to pay the smugglers, not to mention there'd be even more than a billion niggers wanting to move here.
54132a No.15509590
>>15509567
But feeding them only makes more, anon. You have to let them die or help them die
02ac0f No.15509592
>>15509556
feeding African girls white semen to help them.
now thats charity work I am willing to do
26b4c8 No.15509596
>>15509022
You mean gentiles
f6ce0a No.15509597
>>15505177
>>15504867
Cardio clears up your heart and bloodstream of forming clots and gunk, and increases your overall stamina and performance, while lifting increases your strength and endurance.
Both are nessesary, and after a certain point you need both in order to get stronger then that certain point without dying from the strain. Loads of wrestlers had heart attacks because they neglected cardio and focused entirely on lifting and slow breathing exercises.
1c16ec No.15509602
File: 3f3a5e3a3f90647⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.14 MB, 1207x1771, 1207:1771, 3aa1a0e91733f98ba11988d5b0….jpg)
>>15509511
>What’s the point if there’s no challenge or work involved
I bloody wish it were easy.
2D will just have to suffice.
863112 No.15509629
>>15509511
>there’s no challenge or work involved
t. Faggot / Chad / Optimistic normalfag
df15d8 No.15509663
>>15509556
>ending hunger in africa
man do you really want the nigger population to explode even more?
fc9a8b No.15509669
>university students just moved into my city for the year
>my gym now has 3x more fags occupying space
Should I just cancel my membership and used the saved cash to buy Skyrim VR?
650e58 No.15509678
>>15509669
you already know the answer
711ae8 No.15509684
>>15509669
Give it time. They give up easily.
863112 No.15509692
>>15509669
Fuck them in the shower to assert your dominance.
b7e808 No.15509750
>>15509669
>university students just moved into my city for the year
Jesus fuck I hate this shit, seeing their hollow, fluoridated gazes first in the morning while they march to the Zionist Debt and Indoctrination Center, they look like chic robots full of daddy's money/cummies.
fc9a8b No.15509754
>>15509692
I don't want to lose my protein in the anus of an art school twink.
863112 No.15509768
>>15509754
I'm sure they'll give you some protein if you ask nicely.
878944 No.15512584
>>15504956
um, China is the second most obese country in the world in current_year
05c84f No.15512709
>>15509768
Vegan options only, though
75c01f No.15521207
>>15509629
>dat golddigger
Wew, as soon as she understood she couldn't divorce that buy for more than 5 figures she was out
eac7c5 No.15524102
>>15509597
Weight lifting does that too. Not as effectively as cardio but better than not doing it. Wrestlers end up having heart problems because all the steroids and hormones they take thicken their arteries.
62f0a9 No.15524112
752a10 No.15533099
>>15502163
It's all coming together.
78ed9e No.15533111
56f2de No.15533180
>>15508559
That platform sounds neat but how many people are gonna shell out cash when they can just use the remotes packaged with it? Some Anons put up the point where VR teaches improper movement which now that I think about it is a really good point, enemies flail around like retards which was okay because you had a delay with the button pressed animation to finish but that VR video is just the guy stabbing everyone like a fucking maniac at sanic speeds.
The AI can't even react to that. The entire game would need to be overhauled so enemies move much faster.
f733b4 No.15535201
>>15509692
>not wrestling them in the locker room
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, >>>/cutebois/ is two blocks down.
f78358 No.15539876
>>15504765
>10 ml
Someone's not on the stack.