4ad39a No.15482784
5b52eb No.15483267
>cakekike is too incompetent to use filter syntax properly
Zero surprise here to be honest
7f0658 No.15483280
ATTACK, I SAAAAAAID ATTACK!
819a05 No.15483288
7f0658 No.15483315
Hey! Watch it!
I am on your side!
5a2bb8 No.15483461
"They say the French are better lovers than they are fighters. 'Tis true lads! Just ask any goat, pig, or other farmyard animal!"
"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven…………………………………………………..motherfuckeeeerrrrr"
YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?
63f02c No.15483478
>Quote gets fucked because of word filter
So much for this thread.
57b55b No.15483540
>>15482780
DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK
87d27c No.15484419
>>15483280
worms? the televangelist voice
b4d581 No.15484449
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAMM
>>15483267
The funny part is that he and his mod crew and his buttbuddy orbiters all use discord unironically. Don't forget that one of the mods is a frequent poster on 4 Am threads
dcd3f8 No.15484491
>>15482780
Death to the false Emperor!
Maim, Kill, Purge! Maim, kill, Purge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMqzuvTpPI
Old 40k games are just fucking amazing.
675a40 No.15484514
>>15483540
I thought he was on the griefer's team.
1cf22c No.15484828
>>15483280
Go on! Attack I say!
f81979 No.15484879
=So what shall it be Anon? Do you join the Unity, or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die!==
bb2421 No.15484963
COVER ME!
FUCK YOU! COVER ME!
bd1ddd No.15484965
>>15484419
>>15483280
probably neverwinter nights
784b46 No.15484972
f4114f No.15487679
>You're under arrest
>fucking shoots you
a138b6 No.15487850
ok
commin
COMMING OVER
I'M COMMING
e5e8e7 No.15487863
>>15487850
OKIE DOKIE
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
THIS IS BEGINNIN TO LOOK BAD
WISH I COULD DO DAT
078d21 No.15487900
Every WH40k DoW quote ever.
>Fear me, but follow!
078d21 No.15487952
>>15487946
I keep shooting but they keep coming ;_;
d9f646 No.15487953
>>15482780
The most memorable enemy quote I have is not from an in game enemy but one I met here. He an "albino nigger".
078d21 No.15487990
>>15487957
If we leg it, we can fight again another day!
da46fa No.15488031
Where is he?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Check in
SHUT THE FUCK UP
de261c No.15488076
Not necessary a quote but fuck I love Bloodborne and Dead Space inhuman high pitched screams the beasts that were once human make. Are there any other games you know of where the monsters' scream are legitimately unsettling?
859651 No.15488192
dedf48 No.15488229
Not an enemy but burnt into my brain just as bad.
Bearer, Seak, Seak, Lest.
080be3 No.15488719
THEY'VE SENT IN THE SUPERS
f6c1a5 No.15488725
>>15488716
IT'S PAYNE, WHACK HIM!
3d980d No.15488804
>>15487850
La la, Lili Marleen
da28d0 No.15488829
dd987a No.15488831
30dbea No.15488851
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
fa62b8 No.15488861
YOU GONNA BE SORRY
If I had a nickel each time I heard that line, I'd own a damn house.
d70746 No.15488865
8917f1 No.15488870
WHAT A BASE AND TRIFLING CREATURE IS MAN.
I BID YOU, HONE YOUR SPIRIT. REFINE IT
I SHALL AWAIT YOU IN THE CRUCIBLE OF SOULS
554ac1 No.15488922
>nobody calls out the misquote in the OP
>nobody can tell its a misquote thread
>entire thread of people too young to have played system shock 2
8e1f2e No.15488939
>>15488851
WEAKENING THEIR INTEGRITY.
You're not Alexander.
3d980d No.15488969
>>15488922
System Shock 2 is pretty terrible and forgettable. I played it and I can't tell you a single thing any character says.
37a1e3 No.15488978
>>15488922
The only thing I remember them saying is "something out of place?" and "a thousand eyes are upon you" or some shit like that. It's been awhile since I played it.
>>15488969
>SS2 is terrible, and forgettable
You got some shit taste anon.
554ac1 No.15488991
>>15488969
its rare you come across someone with objectively bad taste.
87d27c No.15489563
>>15487679
>"halt or ill shoot"
>is already shooting you
fucking imps
b2bd94 No.15489599
Huh? WHO'S THAT!?
IT'S THE ENEMY, I NEED HELP!
EEEEENEMY SIGHTED, REQUESTING BACKUP UNIT!
IT'S HIM, SEND IN THE CAVALRY.
HE GOT ONE! ALL UNITS MAXIMUM ALERT!
Send a replacement guard for the area.
H-HEEELP!
DON'T SHOOT!
UGH, I'M GOING TO GO IN MY PANTS! NO ONE'S LOOKING, RIGHT?
a41c91 No.15489622
>>15489599
What are you going to do? Shoot me?
a20d2a No.15489639
>>15489622
Why are you so late with your status report? What's going on? Respond!
Communications have ceased, carry out an investigation immediately.
b2bd94 No.15489665
>>15489636
That was a SEAL though, not an enemy.
5d16fa No.15489672
>>15488978
No, they have a ton of lines. I'm fairly sure "silence the dis cord" is one of them. They also have "kill me" and "we are we are we are".
1d8a6b No.15489676
c6e4ba No.15489677
>>15488101
>>15488076
AAARRGH
RAAAAGH
'DIIIIIEE
DIIIIIIIIIEEE
1d8a6b No.15489680
a41c91 No.15489682
>>15489639
LAUGH AND GROW FAT!
>>15489665
No one was truly an enemy but no one was truly and ally. In the end, only one man was right.
c6e4ba No.15489686
37a1e3 No.15489693
>>15489680
He's not an enemy.
b2bd94 No.15489742
>>15489639
HUH!?
HUH!?
WHO!?
HUH!!?
HE GOT ONE, ALL UNITS MAXIMUM ALERT!!!
06b204 No.15489881
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8fc28a No.15489895
=I FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!==
df8a48 No.15489989
>>15482780
Fucking mass effect
459215 No.15490081
4b51e4 No.15490295
You an' y'monstaz 'll hef 't' protect me, oi don' loik bein' eaten.
e4acfd No.15490300
>>15488716
Is this the Payne residence?
190200 No.15490324
GET READY TO FEEL MY FINGERS IN YOUR EYEBALLS
EVER BEEN STRANGLED WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES?!?
eb72ad No.15490480
>>15484449
>The funny part is that he and his mod crew and his buttbuddy orbiters all use discord unironically
Sorry to spoil your little moment, but that's wrong, we don't use discord.
d70746 No.15490486
>>15488969
How's about committing sudoku?
4692f8 No.15490492
>>15488229
Sticky white stuff!
Use plunging attack
Beware of horse
cecb9f No.15490494
c717ca No.15490496
>>15484449
why is there not a single site, board, game, or any online gathering period that does not have some super sekrit circlejerk clique
ed369c No.15490520
>>15490496
it's literally because of jews
72f271 No.15490552
FEEL THE HEAT
FEEL THE HEAT
FEEL THE HEAT
TAKE THAT
b2bd94 No.15492060
>>15489639
SIR!
TRESPASSER!
WHO'ZAT!?
GALLETAS!!!!
b2bd94 No.15492061
>>15492060
Didn't mean to post as a reply.
abb117 No.15492118
Chicken shit
Gettin yer jollies?
b4d581 No.15492133
IM GONNA HEADBUTT YA, IM GONNA HEADBUTT YA, IM GONNA HEADBUTT YA
fb2407 No.15492224
>>15482780
>SILENCE THE disagreement
684f64 No.15492316
FOR THE DUKE FOR THE DUKE FOR THE DUKE FOR THE DUKE
d7e40c No.15494401
SQUAD, WE GOT FREEMAN!
OH SHIT!!
OH GOD!
SHIT, WE GOT HOSTILES!
GO, RECON!
ALIEN ALERT!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
MY ASS IS HEAVY!
AGH, MEDIC!
6aadfd No.15494416
>>15492118
I've played both No More Heroes games multiple times and I don't get this joke. Can you explain it?
d87a2b No.15494428
>I'm brutal and ruthless
>you're not Alexander
d7e40c No.15494454
>>15490324
GET ON YER GOD DAMN KNEES!!!
I'M GONNA FLOSS YOU WITH YOUR SPINE!!!
ANGRY- I'M SO GOD DAMN ANGRY!!!
DIE FOR ME, BITCH!!!
YOU- LUCKY BAAAASTAAAAAAAARRRRRD!!!!!!!!!
One of the few actually funny things in that game, and some of his lines are still cringey and clearly-written by Cuckthony Burch and/or Randy Bitchford.
0a4e68 No.15494462
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit.
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!
>>15494428
>/v/'s PPH drops to 32 for one day.jpg
d7e40c No.15494490
>>15494462
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!
I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS!
NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!
YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE.
d87a2b No.15494496
1dcfd6 No.15496573
>>15489682
He raised a white kid among an army of niggers.
5d2224 No.15496620
BY THE NINE DIVINES! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!
5d2224 No.15496634
MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS! MY DEFENCES ARE IMPREGNABLE!
36add9 No.15496777
I said come in, don't stand there!
85817d No.15496812
>>15496634
I'm Alexander the Great!
784b46 No.15496851
c82379 No.15496904
>>15482780
>SILENCE THE disagreement
One could probably mod purple/pink hair on the zombies
b23731 No.15496926
>>15489665
I see you do not truly understand Metal Gear Solid.
dedf48 No.15497269
>>15496949
DANCE WATER DANCE
d5b365 No.15497488
>>15483280
I always preferred
I'LL SPILL YER GUTS
36106b No.15497500
>>15489563
In his defense, you didn't halt.
0a4e68 No.15497553
>>15496812
You're not Alexander!
88ce6b No.15497612
>>15489563
>enters top-secret Imperial bases with an entire armory at his disposal
>decries Imperial self-defense
t. rebel scum
000000 No.15497628
OBJECTION
NOT SO FAST
OVERRULED
SILENCE
SATORA
b77a3d No.15497633
Wake up and smell the asses
4d1582 No.15498079
my favorite from San andreas is "WHATS REALLY HOOD BITCH" as some random pedestrian line
15baaa No.15498832
>>15487850
I'M COMIN' RIGHT OVER 'HERE
CONSIDER IT DONE
MM-HM
09222e No.15498941
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
54120b No.15499315
>>15489563
FOR THE REPUBLIC
WE NEED MORE TROOPERS LIKE YOU
we've
got
DROIDS
we have taken control of a command post
caa501 No.15499784
>>15489989
>weakening their integrity
Every fucking time I heard the asari say that I'd piss my self
>>15488969
>System Shock 2 is pretty terrible and forgettable
>a game with little psymonkeys is terrible
You are gay
39796f No.15502059
Perhaps not an enemy in the strictest sense since it just was a toneband voice, but still…
"Attention. You are approaching the secured perimeter of an ecological disaster zone".
If only it merely was an ecological disaster zone.
39796f No.15502064
Also, Kyras entire dialogue from Dow II:Retribution. Which was pretty fucking derpy lore-wise because Khorne the Blood God absolutely despites psykers (and Kyras was a fucking Librarian), but still.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. LET THE GALAXY…BURRRRRRRN!
67753e No.15502397
>>15502064
Faithful. Enlightened. Ambitious. Brethren.
In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the penulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.
fd6c15 No.15502421
u spoony ass bard nigga git cho sus ass hands up off my daughter 4 i meteo dat ass monica back da fuq up monica fo'real mayne das ryt bitch
bitch ass nigga
577407 No.15502487
>>15490324
mistaaaake… that was A GOD DAMN MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
cfa670 No.15503235
>>15498079
I like from vice city
"I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seeing shit"
And from the great Danny Trejo
"You have tiny balls, like a woman"
Also from cs:s
Hostage down
Will always give me the feels.
987b58 No.15503468
>>15482780
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
1bde03 No.15503790
>>15483280
Greetings and well met.
Get on em! Attack Attack ATTACK!
1a4b5f No.15503816
>>15502064
Notice how almost every sorcerer in Dawn of War appeals to Khorne?
>Syndri attempts to take the power of the Khornate daemon in the maledictum.
>Eliphas invokes Khorne multiple times, except against Eldar where he invokes Slaneesh for keks.
>Kyras invokes Khorne.
Which means either Relic doesn’t know fluff, or they have a weird boner for Khorne, probably the latter since bloodletters were the fodder enemies for the chaos portions of Space Marines. Daemonettes are verboten because Burgers are deathly afraid of nipples.
0ce8ab No.15503825
8eefc4 No.15503862
>>15503816
>Eliphas invokes Khorne multiple times, except against Eldar where he invokes Slaneesh for keks.
Eliphas is a Chaos Lord, though.
That being said, the Sindri thing certainly was dumb, and so was Kyras.
Looking back, Kyras actually would have been raped to death by Khorne because he did not even gather all the blood and skulls properly - he schemed and deceived like a little Tzeentchian bitch to get Exterminatus on the entire system. From an imperial fleet, no less.
You might as well tell Nurgle that his gardens are ugly and Isha will never love him. Although I'm not even sure Nurgle can actually grow angry, given how jovial he is.
On a second thought, I'm not sure I know how an angry Nurgle would look like
a41c91 No.15503874
>>15503816
If daemonettes were added then DoW threads would be filled with faggots who never play games complaining about a tranny conspiracy to turn them gay. It's really a conspiracy to get them laid. Chaos Marines aren't known for being gentle lovers. Besides, papa Nurgle is best anyways.
5194e7 No.15504016
>>15503862
Probably like a million dead whales exploding over and over again.
603311 No.15504612
>>15494416
I'm guessing is that prison level in No More Heroes 2. Wouldn't know, 2 was garbage compared to NMH1.
aecc41 No.15504904
>>15488861
YOU WANT THE CHAINSAW GRINGO?
24cbf9 No.15505064
>>15482780
NEVER SHOULD HAVE CUMMED HERE
-LORD TODDU HOWARDDU SAMA
24cbf9 No.15505065
>>15482780
NEVER SHOULD HAVE CUMMED HERE
-LORD TODDU HOWARDDU SAMA
2d5d19 No.15505422
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
d89fe2 No.15505433
So I kicked him in the head till he was dead nyha ha ha ha
90d547 No.15505752
EXCUSE ME I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION
a02864 No.15505810
13c5dc No.15506566
2194a8 No.15506573
bde550 No.15506588
I shall be your opponent!
a98435 No.15506592
DIE, AND REJOIN THE STARS
8265ef No.15506595
Your appointment with fema should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.
605f91 No.15506892
>>15488229
>soul of the mind, key to life's ether
>soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel
>let strength be granted, so the world might be mended
>…so the world might be mended.
f2acfd No.15507385
>>15488922
>he doesn't know
d4606d No.15507667
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
c2742b No.15507682
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS
5524db No.15508717
COME ON LITTLE ONE, TIME TO DIE
b4d581 No.15509100
That'll show those basta- I mean, good hit, sir!
a52e44 No.15511686
Okay, that's it. Drop that retard!!!!
66cef9 No.15514198
YOU'RE TOO SLOW
TOO EASY
PIZZA CAKE
8051cb No.15514276
1e83b4 No.15514323
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!
b6a43d No.15514369
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15490458
Typical conversation in Westfall:
HUAAAR!
Ugh!
Arr!
Ugh!
Arr!
Swish!
Swipe!
Ugh!
Arr!
AAARG! Uhh oh…
I miss the comfyness of leveling chars while listening to LF radio stations.