810176 No.15463942
108 stages stated by Corocoro magazine
http://archive.is/WnP2P
Whose stages are they? Are they new stages or returning stages? Who's going to be the next character reveal and why is it going to be Lip?
Newcomers I want to see:
>Lip
>Dr. Eggman
>Funky Kong
>Stunt Race FX car
>Goemon
New stages I want to see:
>Krazy Kremland
>Panel de Pon stage
>A stage based on the Exor battle from SMRPG
Songs I want in the game:
>Sherbet's theme (Panel de Pon)
>Vs. Hog (Donkey Kong Jungle Beat)
>Punch Bowl (Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze)
>Ruby Delusions (Sonic Mania)
>Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Sonic Mania)
>Gnat Attack 1 (Mario Paint)
>Fortuna (Star Fox SNES)
>Dudley's Theme (Street Fighter 3: Double Impact)
My pipe dream never-ever-in-a-million-years character:
Earthworm Jim
e7fd06 No.15463954
If we actually get Joanna Dark of all characters in, what would a Carrington Institute stage function like, and what would an Elvis assist trophy do?
9a1b43 No.15463961
>>15463942
Call my waifu a Medabots rip off again and I WILL destroy your anus.
92b114 No.15463977
>lipfag
just fuck off already
It will be Incineroar, Ken, Geno and 1 more Echo, probably shadow
I'd be happy to see Issac and Banjo Kazooie as well . Vergeben stating minecraft has some sort of presence incites that Microsoft is already in on smash, giving banjo kazooie a chance to appear
81f7b1 No.15463982
458650 No.15463985
Oh cool, Smash Containment Thread: Delusion Edition.
Bojack Horseman for Smash.
92b114 No.15463989
Do you think they'll announce something on tokyo game show? it's the perfect chance to announce a 3rd party rep
1e4aa7 No.15464001
Blinx will never get in Blinxfag.
But if he does I'll make good on my bet. Faggot
e343ea No.15464009
>>15463985
SAD HORSE: MAKES YOU CHOKE.
f2cb00 No.15464028
>>15463989
Depends on how many characters they have left. If it's only two like the box rumors say (which I don't believe), they'll most likely announce both in a final direct in early to mid November. If it's four characters (including echoes), I could see them announcing one at TGS.
2824b2 No.15464053
>>15464028
Did Nintendo actually make this or is it fan-made? Cause that's quite a bit sad. I guess Isabella makes sense, her waifu status earning her a place alright, but the second character that could be in Smash would have to be Tom Nook. Now I kinda want him there too, even if I'd never use him.
f2cb00 No.15464066
>>15464053
It's made by me , from the Isabelle for Smash and AC Switch reveal clips.
92b114 No.15464082
>>15463942
>Lip
lipfags OUT
>dr. eggman
unlikely
>funky kong
as dk echo
>stun race fx car
no
>Goemon
yes
>Krazy Kremland
yes
>Panel de pon stage
im ok with a stage
>exor battle stage from SMRPG
yes.
6e16ef No.15464114
Someone post that picture comparing the dick sizes of male characters of smash, the top one was DK and i find it amusing.
467d79 No.15464117
I swear Smash threads are always so ass-backwards.
>don't like lolis
>usually likes casuals
And fuck there's gotta be a few more things but they're not on the top of my head right now.
<smash general is one person
I'm not a Lipfag, just making observations.
49fedf No.15464158
>>15463942
Hello again lipfag
>Lip
At this point I'm cheering for you. If only for the absurdity
>Eggman
Unlikely, could be cool, would rather have Dr Wily
>Big Funk
Only if you want everyone to make new funky mode jokes
>Stunt Race FX
What the fuck?
>Goemon
Only pick I 100% agree with
I must ask though, >>15463948 why do you actively not want shantae? She started on nintendo consoles, still has a presence today and is just as lewd as it was back then, and her inclusion would be a big middle finger to shovel knight. Why are you like this lipfag?
c56218 No.15464173
They better sell this shit
467d79 No.15464196
>>15464117
And if you want some real delusion to pick on
____Double Dragon was on the initial line-up of NES games in Nintendo's kosher Switch Online video. That clearly means that Bimmy has a fair chance of getting in. River City Ransom was there too, but conveniently ignore that would ya? :^)
>>15464158
>not wanting Dante, Knuckles, and Funky Ape in so that you can have all the shitty meme tags
f2cb00 No.15464227
>>15464173
Oh yeah, this reminded me. I made some more mockups for Smash-themed Pro Controllers. A dock could easily have fit the entire cast, that was just laziness on their part. A controller, less so, but it can fit all the logos for certain.
810176 No.15464372
>>15464158
>I must ask though, >>15463948 (You) why do you actively not want shantae? She started on nintendo consoles, still has a presence today and is just as lewd as it was back then, and her inclusion would be a big middle finger to shovel knight. Why are you like this lipfag?
I don't want Shantae because her games suck. I've gone into detail on why I think this before but the gist of it is that they are shitty, linear metroidvanias that railroad you into one direction while giving you the mere illusion of choice. The only reason this series is notable is because waifufags really love the games for the cute genie girl and not because they're actually good. The platforming is shit, it's slow, plodding and simplistic, uses what can be best described as "unity default controls" and doesn't have any of the momentum or acceleration that you feel in fun platformers. The combat doesn't make up for it because it's just mashing the attack button repeatedly against damage sponge enemies and bosses until they blow up. I've had my fill of Shantae.
And Eggman is cooler than Wily.
cc0af8 No.15464387
>>15463989
Nintendo doesn't do TGS, don't get your hopes up
5ac04f No.15464410
>>15464028
If there's only two characters left and only October and November left to host a direct. The final character better be something fucking crazy and unexpected because if it's some weak shit like the rumored Incineroar, they'll have killed their hype train.
f2cb00 No.15464471
>>15464410
They will most likely do a Smash Direct soon, to reveal that hidden mode and so on. It's possible that they'll start it like they did the Final Direct for Wii U, with an underwhelming reveal like that, showcase some echoes in the middle and end with one last big reveal, for someone who's been wanted for a while.
c56218 No.15464561
>>15464227
Pretty good, it's not flashy as fuck yet you can guess it's Smash. Wouldn't mind playing with it/10
ba5483 No.15464563
Million to one shot, but now that we've got Pit, Megaman and Simon Belmont, it'd be oddly fitting for this guy to seize the final slot in Nintendo's "ultimate" crossover game.
810176 No.15464594
>>15464563
Not happening, he's not a video game character and is partially owned by DiC.
He's not a million to one shot, he's just downright impossible.
075065 No.15464617
>>15464594
>and is partially owned by DiC
Are they even around anymore? I thought they got assimilated into Cookie Jar and then those guys went bankrupt.
72ebdd No.15464633
Autism List, comin' through.
Wanted Newcomers-
Nintendo:
>Dixie Kong
>Isaac
>Excitebiker
>Paper Mario
>Arvis
>Ephraim
>Takamaru
>Ganon (Link to the Past)
>Mask Link
>Tingle
>Leon (Or could be a Wolf echo)
>Marx
Third Party:
>Banjo-Kazooie
>Battletoads
>Kunio-kun
>Goemon
>Bubble Bobble (Bub & Bob)
>Rayman
>Earthworm Jim
Wouldn't be opposed to:
>Doomguy
>Masterchief
>Solaire
>Crash
>Spyro
>Travis Touchdown
>Dante
>Heihachi
>Bartz or Cecil (Final Fantasy)
>Minecraft Steve
Wanted Stages-
>Mole Mania
>StarTropics
>Marvelous: Another Treasure Island
>Dungeon Man
>Submerged Castle (Pikmin 2)
>Super Mario Land 2
>Tetris
>Dr. Mario
>Clu Clu Land
>Virtual Boy
>Mario Paint
Unlikely Stages / Third Party-
>Super Adventure Island
>Metal Slug
>Q-Bert (lit tiles would be solid, unlit would be not)
Wanted Assist Trophies-
>Mike Jones
>Lip
>Elite Beat Agents
>Chibi-Robo
>Gooey
>Kirby's Animal Friends
>Dark Matter
>Ayumi Tachibana
>Plok
>Dig Dug
>Sparkster
>Mega Man Killers (Enker, Punk, & Ballad)
>Arthur (Ghosts N' Goblins)
>Firebrand
>Ryu Hayabusa (Could be Playable)
>Fulgore
>Lloyd Irving
>Jack Frost
>Pyramid Head
>>15463942
>Krazy Kremland
Chances are, they would turn it into a scrolling stage. Even so, I'd still want that or a minecart stage.
also
>lipfag & monafag
641561 No.15464644
>>15463942
That render is disgusting.
Also Tetris Attack is SHIT compared to Puyo Pop or Magical Drop.
8b4bdb No.15464667
>>15464617
According to wikipedia, Cookie Jar is owned and operated by DHX Media now, so I guess they're the partial IP holders.
810176 No.15464741
>>15464644
>Magical Drop and Puyo Pop
Didn't know this was tardbaby hour.
2ad99e No.15464753
just give me someone voiced by wakamoto
810176 No.15464762
>>15464633
What the fuck Kuniofag I thought we were allies. Shows us Lipfriends to never trust shonenfags.
cf12c8 No.15464776
>>15463948
>Red car from Stunt Race FX/Wild Trax
Oh yeah, you are definitely my nigga
810176 No.15464790
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>>15464776
>mfw people keep asking for banjo and all i can think of is the music from SRFX
6e16ef No.15464809
>>15464778
I would like to hear the smash bros rendition of the deus ex theme and unatco HQ.
f2cb00 No.15464823
>>15464809
Who would you want to do the cover?
6e16ef No.15464836
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>>15464823
The same person that works on the snake eater cover.
Imagine.
641561 No.15464839
>>15464741
>tardbaby hour
Lmao, says the fanboy of the most casual vs. puzzle game.
Props for including Goemon, though.
cf12c8 No.15464845
>>15464790
They have this arrangement album called Wild Trax ~ Rare Trax for Driving that is pretty rad. I used the title theme from that album on my Project M build and it made Yoshi's Island one of my favorite stages.
72ebdd No.15464874
>>15464762
There's multiple Kuniofags. I'm more primarily a Banjofag. And seemingly, the only one here who has been requesting for Arvis + Ephraim to better represent and broaden Fire Emblem's variety.
>I thought we were allies
And we are in terms of-
>Wario Land Wario
>Goemon
>Earthworm Jim
But I can't say I consider Lip and Mona to be widely iconic or more deserving than other characters.
eab6af No.15464900
>>15464874
There will never be another proper Banjo Kazooie game.
cc0af8 No.15464902
>>15464644
And Puyo Puyo is casual baby shit compared to Soldam and Aeroporter,
810176 No.15464907
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>>15464874
>I can't say I consider Lip and Mona to be widely iconic or more deserving than other characters.
Mona I can understand, I just think she'd be a fun character that breaks the mold because of my moveset ideas for her.
But Lip is special. She was one of numerous characters that got robbed of her chance to appear in Melee even though she was considered for it. She's the star of Nintendo's most unique (and best) puzzle game series, adding a much needed puzzle game rep where there isn't one. And her fanbase may not be the largest around (it used to be larger in Japan) but it certainly is one of the most creative. Fans are constantly creating remixes, 3D models, fanart, fan animations and other things along those lines even today. Sakurai has also said he considers the game to be a masterpiece. Now is her time.
f34388 No.15464928
How about Chrono from Chrono Trigger as new challenger?
Lavos is the hazard in his own map.
467d79 No.15464941
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>>15464762
>implying there's only one kuniofag
I never left you, friendo. I'm not a Lipfag but I do at least support your efforts.
Also, on the slight topic of covers, post music you'd like to be covered. With Snake back in Smash it'd be lovely to have some MGR tracks.
Fucking hell quit eating my posts
cb51ca No.15464942
>>15463942
Shoulda been begging for this fighter back at Sm4sh
810176 No.15464957
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>>15464941
Ah, nice to hear back from you, friendo.
So anyways, I think this track would be PERFECT for Kongo Falls. I really want them to focus more on combat-style music this time and they've been doing a decent job so far with the Fortress Boss from SMB3 and the new Snake Eater remix.
641561 No.15464963
>>15464907
Damn, you are one turbo autistic waifufag.
>>15464902
Never heard of Soldam, thanks for the recommendation. Doesn't look harder than Puyo after watching the arcade game on Jewtube due to lack of garbage dropping on your shit, though.
f34388 No.15464977
>>15464928
Also the assist is Marle and Lucca resulting in a triple cross skill.
221c6c No.15464988
>>15464117
i like lolis, i wish there were more lolis in this game. i just dont feel like posting the wall every thread. but while were on the topic what else should i drop in to it? i wanted to add yumi from ape escape 3 and bulleta/b.b.hood from darkstalkers but i dont think they or their series has ever been on a nintendo console.
>>15464563
sometimes people like to imply hes the one shooting for duckhunt dog. i dont think theres any reason to believe this but its fun to think about, especially after simon checked in.
>>15464942
i was shocked when they werent in brawl. shocked again that it seems people want skull kid over them. but i guess her being an assist trophy has something to do with that.
6860b5 No.15464992
>>15463942
>108 stages
Spiritomb confirmed for smash
467d79 No.15465025
>>15464992
Spiritomb would actually be a fucking awesome idea on paper.
>slowest mover, but also the most defensive while not being fucking huge
>mainly has tricky moves like greninja, or maybe even will-o-wisp to induce burns
>worst recovery, but also the hardest to get off stage
>final smash would be locking the other fighters amongst all the other souls
d11727 No.15465034
f2cb00 No.15465070
>>15464988
>i was shocked when they werent in brawl. shocked again that it seems people want skull kid over them. but i guess her being an assist trophy has something to do with that.
Majora aged like a fine wine in terms of reception. People only warmed up to it with time, after it being mostly liked at launch too. Contrast, it's been all downhill for Twilight Princess, from being the most exciting reveal in Nintendo's history, to a significant chunk of people just regarding it as "just a retread of OoT". Hell, even Wind Waker had people warm up to it over time, but I haven't heard of anyone warming up to TP.
Might also be an era thing. OoT and MM both fall under the N64 era, and since Young Link and Ganondorf are both in, Skull Kid would be the only real logical representative from those games. As for the Wii games, TP and SS, I wouldn't be surprised if you'd find a real chunk of people wanting Groose or Ghirahim. That's less likely, though.
c005e3 No.15465321
Realistically for Panel de Pon I just want a stage. No fighter. Just a stage. I'm sorry Lip fags but I think it's more fun for Lip to be a sadistic cunt and control the stage and have the other fighters at her mercy.
810176 No.15465354
>>15465321
Honestly I'll take anything for Lip at this point.
ebcb77 No.15465379
At this point i'd be happy with anyone getting in except for Lip, purely because of how much of a faggot OP is.
6860b5 No.15465386
>>15465379
>At this point i'd be happy with anyone getting in except for Lip, purely because of how much of a faggot OP is.
>Letting idiots ruin characters for you
>>>/out/
6e16ef No.15465391
>>15465386
Theres not much to ruin tbh.
ebcb77 No.15465400
>>15465386
I was indifferent towards Lip to begin with, it was OP's unrelenting shilling and avatarfagging that changed my mind.
77aa73 No.15465402
>5 stages remaining
Likely unrevealed newcomer related.
c005e3 No.15465464
Pokémon and Geno are on my most likely list followed by Ken and Shadow echos. I'll leave the last fighter a mystery surprise.
810176 No.15465494
>>15465400
>>15465379
I've done nothing to you faggots. It's times like this I'm glad the decisions aren't made by you.
153992 No.15465500
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Stages I want to see:
Magikarp Festival (Pokken Tournament, embed related)
Leftherian Archipelago (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)
Lost Woods (Zelda, coinciding with Skull Kid reveal)
Pokefloats 2 (Pokemon, Melee of course)
Katamari Damacy themed stage (You start on a table and see the prince rolling around in the background, as he gets bigger your fight location does as well. Fighting on top of a table, on top of a mailbox, on top of a house, on top of a skyscraper, on top of a plane, on top of a satellite)
6e16ef No.15465520
>>15465494
>acts like an annoying, autistic avatarfag
>gets surprised when people start getting annoyed by him
221c6c No.15465525
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>>15465070
people dont discuss the lore of tp, but they cant get enough of majoras mask or wind waker. i think that has a lot to do with it as ocarina of time kind of fell by the wayside too. perhaps there are things to discuss, but it always gets drowned out by insatiable imp lust.
even if thats the case i would think thats enough for more people vouching for her. perhaps this proves that boners are not the primary driving force of peoples roster choices.
>>15465321
at least there wouldnt be as much death falling from the top as the nintendogs stage except for the odd garbage dump. hey but the music was pretty kickass.
>>15465500
well, speaking of kickass music.
man, i really hope we get something more interesting than incineroar. why are so many people expecting him? he hardly seems to be the "new lucario" in any aspect.
810176 No.15465554
>>15465520
I've only been posting in earnest about characters I want to see. It's really not my fault that there are a bunch of losers triggered by it.
7012cc No.15465564
>>15465554
>why don't people like it when I constantly act like a faggot? It must be their fault
810176 No.15465576
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>>15465564
It really is, and more to the point I don't care.
I want a remix of this on a Waverace stage where you fight on top of a yacht and have to avoid big swells from the water that try and push you off.
c005e3 No.15465587
>>15465525
Decidueye I'd go for as a newcomer with a potentially new moveset. More than 1 mid-air jump. Signature move fires an arrow that pins your shadow. A mix between speed (Greninja) and power (Charizard) with a heavy aerial dace game.
153992 No.15465593
>>15465525
I dunno, I really wouldn't mind Incineroar. I don't like him as a Pokemon design, but as a Smash Bros character design he'd be fun. His thing is that he thinks he's a pro wrestler and has wrassling themed moves.
140727 No.15465600
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>>15465587
>Signature move fires an arrow that pins your shadow
Make it work like Arrow Ninja/Shinjima in and youve got a deal.
221c6c No.15465677
>>15465593
admittedly we could use a second wrasslin guy, although personally id rather have hawlucha as far as wrasslin goes. my only real problem with him is that his role could be filled by other characters when there is a huge pool of pokemon to pick from.
not that the idea of getting incineroar and another pokemon is outlandish, but i think it would be more exciting to blindside people with rawk hawk as an example.
a39e8d No.15465703
>>15465386
Krystalfags and especially Kirinofaggots have made it impossible for me to talk about either of those characters without destroying threads.
a0b274 No.15465742
>>15465625
Marshadow is more fitting.
a39e8d No.15465808
>>15465742
I want Golisopod or Kommo'O so fucking bad. Hell, I'd take Silvally.
bf6532 No.15465810
>>15465808
>Golisopod
Woosh
a0b274 No.15465813
>>15465808
Those are infinitely better.
a39e8d No.15465815
>>15465813
How the fuck is the world not sick of starter faggotry yet?
14a945 No.15465867
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>>15463942
Since they made a remix of Snake Eater I'm crossing my fingers for a flower petal field stage.
6860b5 No.15465910
>>15465815
>How the fuck is the world not sick of starter faggotry yet?
They get attached to their first pokemon
6860b5 No.15465914
>>15465867
nah, it's gonna be a ladder stage
a67b35 No.15465917
>>15464988
>Mawile/Kirlia duo
the cute would be worth it.
cc0af8 No.15465936
>>15465867
Snake Eater without vocals is a sin
665446 No.15465951
>>15465936
Vocals in a fighting game song is stupid.
bf6532 No.15465955
>>15465951
Pick another song.
cc0af8 No.15465967
>>15465951
good thing smash isn't a fighting game
a39e8d No.15466025
>>15465910
It's pathetic. Most other Pokemon are better than all the shit you're literally forced to start out with instead of realistically and meaningfully catching your own to begin.
153992 No.15466043
>>15465867
I doubt there will be any new Metal Gear stages. Snake returning was probably just a necessity and the team likely begged for the rights to use Snake again to make the "Everyone is Here" slogan come true.
6860b5 No.15466147
>>15465936
Some people just don't like vocals.
Like me.
6860b5 No.15466161
>>15466025
>instead of realistically and meaningfully catching your own to begin.
yeah, let's start the game with the safari zone-style catching mechanics, that's totally not gonna be AIDS.
your character will never beat a Pokemon into submission with his own hands (or weapon)
35be74 No.15466225
>>15465677
Rawk Hawk in Smash would be absolutely incredible. Really, any decent Paper Mario representation would be nice, though I understand that Mario already has a ton of reps and I doubt they want to add more, especially if the Geno rumors are true.
153992 No.15466257
>>15466225
Yeah, sadly Mario in Smash is already oversaturated enough. If any new Mario reps are ever going to get in it would need to be special cases. (Waluigi, or Paper Mario himself) or highly requested characters by fans (Geno). They won't bother with characters like Rawk Hawk.
417627 No.15466263
No wool Yoshi no play no care
140727 No.15466386
>>15466257
In a perfect universe there would be no need to worry about that kind of shit.
Just have 1000 characters. Include whoever the fuck.
We were born too early to experience super AI machines that can automatically create vidya exactly as requested by the user.
I want a better universe, this one is shit.
2ddce8 No.15466554
I am not even mad about Isabelle being in the game anymore, its just another furry I get to beat the shit out of unless if I lose which in that case I'll feel like killing myself.
>Wanted Newcomers
Everybody on my list, but with Liquid Snake as an edditional echo for Solid Snake, Shantae because she isnt even an indie character and is retro enough and Steve from Minecraft
>Wanted Stages
Panel de Pon
Tetris
I don't really know, I dont think about stages
>Wanted Assist Trophies
I don't give 2 shits about assist trophies.
>>15463948
Now that Lipfag and a Kuinofag are in this thread, it is now a proper smash thread.
85aa6e No.15466580
>>15466554
>Sora
>Rayman
>Geno
>Walugi
>Leon
>Zero
That is the most normalfag most wanted newcomers I have ever fucking seen. All it needs to be complete is Geralt.
077034 No.15466582
>>15466554
>all that good taste
>all that shit taste
what an enigma.
>no dante
Fag
2ddce8 No.15466589
>>15466580
I never seen a single person suggest Leon for smash and RE has enough games on Nintendo systems to count.
Plus I want to see someone shoot pikachu or Isabelle with an actual fucking gun and not some kind of toy lazergun this time around.
ec3ed5 No.15466591
>>15466554
>Wanting Tingle, Shantae, Sora, and Steve
>Having freaking Leon over Dante
You honestly deserve to be bully by every Isabelle player you meet.
But everything else is alright to me though.
140727 No.15466595
So this idea has come up a couple times in these threads, but what do you guys think of the idea that this will be the last smash game.
The game will be just endlessly flooded with DLC and updates.
No sequel for the next console, just a port with all the DLC and latest updates.
I personally dont think it will happen, but Ive seen more than a few anons theorize it will.
077034 No.15466599
>>15466595
I don't think it will as long as Sakurai is alive. Japanese basically work themselves to death.
85aa6e No.15466605
>>15466589
True but that does not stop Leon being the most normalfag Resident Evil Character ever created.
197297 No.15466616
>>15464227
>A dock could easily have fit the entire cast, that was just laziness on their part. A controller, less so, but it can fit all the logos for certain.
Might not be laziness could be legal issues with the 3rd party character logos and why they went with the Smash logo.
2ddce8 No.15466617
>>15466582
DMC has never been on a single Nintendo console to date. Dante was in one fighting game as a playable characters but thats way to much of a stretch to add him in.
>>15466591
Whats wrong with Tingle and Shantae?
They are much more viable characters than Isabelle and she got in instead.
What the fuck Sakurai?
>Having freaking Leon over Dante
Again, a DMC game has never been on a Nintendo console, but RE4 alone has been on multiple of em.
>>15466605
Its the same thing with Cloud from FF, normalfags thought that game was the second coming of Jesus for some reason so I guess thats why he got in?
They could also have Chris Redfield as an echo for him like how they did with Simon and Richter.
467d79 No.15466620
>>15466595
I doubt it'll happen unless the license for all those third parties can keep on being renewed. Konami alone might be the reason why that's not happening, but if they suck their dicks enough it might as well be actual re-releases with maybe a title change and new/swapped out modes. Isn't that just Smash in general though?
140727 No.15466628
>>15466620
I really dont understand why anybody would pull out of Smash though.
Smash is one of the most popular mainstream games there is, having your shit in it is great advertising and great PR.
Meanwhile pulling out would just make you look like a cunt.
221c6c No.15466653
>>15466595
this is really freaking people out isnt it? i dont see much reason to believe that other than the name implying some kind of finality to it but i heard in ninja land its called special, rather than ultimate.
dudes are so used to (vidya)starving to death that when they see a huge tray full of video game headed towards their table they wonder if theyre being lifted up just to fall further. dont worry about it man, this kind of thing, if you remember, is why you havent given up hope. you knew youd see it again one day.
and if you really need to find that hidden string attached, that would be the paid online thing. thats the big evil scheme here, thats what the devil gets out of this.
-t. projecting like hell
85aa6e No.15466663
>>15466617
>Wants Chris in and not Barry Burton.
Its worse than I thought. Your beyond help Anon.
ec3ed5 No.15466664
>>15466595
I too believe that this may be the "last" Smash, in a sense that after this game they are just going to do a Street Fighter. Meaning that they are going to release the same game over and over again but as a new edition each time.
However, if they do release a new Smash one day, it may most likely be solely Nintendo focused, hardly any third-party guests in it, but I don't know.
>>15466617
>What's wrong with Tingle and Shantae?
To be fair, I was just exaggerating, I don't mind Tingle suggestions, but he always felt too off, bizarre and wrong for a fighter. I also don't even mind Shantae, but waifufags keep driving me to the point of not even wanting to see her as an assist trophy.
>They are much more viable characters than Isabelle and she got in instead.
>Shantae, more viable than a 1st party Nintendo character.
How does it feel to be this delusional?
Lastly, as for Leon, I cannot deny that he has been on more Nintendo consoles than Dante, but Dante himself has been on 2 Nintendo games before, which are Project X Zone 1 and 2. Besides, you can think of a fun move-set for Dante to have since he is an overall fun character, but what move-set would Leon have exactly, that isn't too boring? Man, maybe this was why we always have Chris over Leon in MvC.
Also, I see Chris' gameplay as too energetic and flashy to where he could be an echo of Leon, but maybe with the right move-set it could work, but I doubt it.
9adb79 No.15466674
>>15463948
Honestly, the only character I would dislike who actually has a legitimate chance of getting in is Steve. I really hope to God Steve isn't a character. I already dislike Minecraft being in Smash at all, but Steve being an actual character would be the worst case scenario. Even Incineroar isn't that bad.
e7fd06 No.15466676
>>15466653
This, they'll probably just name the next smash Penultimate, then the next one Antepenultimate, then Preantepenultimate, then Propreantepenultimate, etc.
140727 No.15466683
>>15466653
>but i heard in ninja land its called special
That is correct.
The main reason I think people think its going to happen is what Nintendo has been doing the last few years.
Look at Smash4: DLC, DLC DLC.
Look at shit like Splatoon and Tennis Aces: Updates, updates, updates.
Both can be seen as experimenting with different models, leading up to the possibility of an endless updates/dlc model.
>>15466674
If Minecraft shit gets in I will straight up not buy this game. I will just go back to Project AutisM and pretend Ultimate doesnt exist.
153992 No.15466693
>>15466664
Nintendo may be shooting themselves in the foot with this Smash. Now if anyone is cut in later releases people would complain like crazy. There's also no way they could reboot Smash, people aren't just going to forget all the other Smash games happened.
c6bb81 No.15466699
>>15466683
>>15466683
What if Minecraft gets in as an option for stage builder?
e67258 No.15466704
>>15466683
>I will just go back to Project autisM
You should have done that a while ago, anon.
I doubt Mineshit Steve will show up, but I cannot completely rule it out.
The Dante prediction sounds more believable, given we get a switch port announcement of DMCV
d8f787 No.15466710
>>15466617
>DMC has never been on a single Nintendo console to date.
Neither was Cloud's game, he's still in. At this point I expect Master Chief to be DLC because of that one DS game that got canned.
17c1c7 No.15466732
>>15466699
Honestly, no problem with that
that sounds fun as hell
the idea of minecraft getting a character sounds dreadful but hearing the concept for a minecraft stage that takes the place of mario maker sounds kind of cute.
2ddce8 No.15466738
>>15466664
>Because of Project X Zone 1 and 2 Dante is viable to be in smash
Due to that logic Kiryu from the Yakuza series which used to be sony exlusive should be in smash as well.
Which sounds pretty damn sweet tbh
I understand what you mean and feel now but Smash has rules dude, if Dante gets in he will open the floodgates for all sorts of other bullshit kinda of characters to get in smash such as Master Chief or Sackboy.
And then maybe it will evolve to add in characters from the other consoles and not just nintendo consoles?
I'm not too sure how to feel if that ever happened
>>15466710
He's a representation of FF as a whole which had multiple games on nintendo consoles, and the most popular character from that series, thats how he got in I guess.
Thats how I'm justifying getting Demi-Fiend and Fei Fong Wong in Smash too
He was also technically in that rhythm game on 3ds and a costume in the FF MH knockoff on the 3ds.
153992 No.15466751
>>15466699
I wouldn't mind if Minecraft representation is just a stage. Maybe a Creeper assist trophy and diamond sword item or something as well. I would hate if it gets a character. Reminder that Steve was just a placeholder model and the player characters were originally meant to look more like this, which I would have been more open towards.
665446 No.15466761
>>15466683
Too bad Splatoon's updates are ending this year though.
17c1c7 No.15466769
>>15466738
>I understand what you mean and feel now but Smash has rules dude, if Dante gets in he will open the floodgates for all sorts of other bullshit
Cloud already broke the barrier my dude
anyone is a possibility at this point
>He's a representation of FF as a whole which had multiple games on nintendo consoles, and the most popular character from that series, thats how he got in
The leak that blew up with the 'dante in smash' concept stated that it was accompanied with a port of DMC4:SE to switch
>>15466761
Really? Where was that confirmed?
665446 No.15466783
>>15466769
>Really? Where was that confirmed?
The official Tumblr blog. Content updates end this December, Splatfests end next summer.
a67b35 No.15466786
>>15466769
>Really? Where was that confirmed?
On the official Splatoon tumblr, the day of the direct. The direct showed some cool stuff happening, and the tumblr had the details.
>Last map comes out October (2 weeks from now)
>Last weapon update in December
>Last Splatfest in July 2019
The game is/was $60, the singleplayer DLC $20, and now the privilege of being able to play it is an additional $20 per year. Let's not forget the piles of amiibos.
2ddce8 No.15466794
>>15466769
>'dante in smash' concept stated that it was accompanied with a port of DMC4:SE to switch
Bro. Holy fuck.
If that happened I wouldnt mind having Dante in smash at all.
And then it turns out for no good reason to be Donte instead
What would his stage be? At the top of that demon tower from DMC3 or inside his office?
>>15466732
>>15466751
Would you guys at least accept steve as an assist trophy just like what happened to shovel knight?
140727 No.15466802
>>15466794
>What would his stage be? At the top of that demon tower from DMC3 or inside his office?
Since its supposedly coming with a DMC4 port, I could see it being the Saviour fight.
ec3ed5 No.15466809
>>15466738
Honestly, what the previous anon has said, Cloud has already broken a rule technically, but that doesn't stop just anyone from being in though. Also, don't you want Sora to be in Smash? Wouldn't that open a whole can of worms even worse than having the Master Chief or Dante in?
But at least we can agree that Kiryu being in would be great, even if it's impossible.
>>15466714
>Simple requests
>Cute art
>Not wanting anything Skyrim
This list is pretty good.
17c1c7 No.15466824
>>15466751
>Reminder that Steve was just a placeholder model and the player characters were originally meant to look more like this, which I would have been more open towards.
Looking at the history of minecraft, its easy to get lost on what could have been.
Ever since the start it had so much potential that was never fully realized.
The animal crossing vibe of that kind of player model seems like it could have been a shift to an entirely different game than its current rendition.
>>15466794
>Would you guys at least accept steve as an assist trophy just like what happened to shovel knight?
I am not nearly as hateful towards the game as some people on here, but something about it I want far away from smash
I like the idea of a stage because it fits with what minecraft is, but I Think anything beyond that is a bit too much. I wouldnt be angry with an assist trophy or anything, but I'd rather not have one. Its like if Sans was an assist trophy, for me.
But I also wanted Shovel Knight as a Player Character, that being said I was happy with his trophy because I liked that he was in the game at all.
2ddce8 No.15466847
>Wouldn't that open a whole can of worms even worse than having the Master Chief or Dante in?
4 GAMES, NIGGER
>Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories (DS)
>Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (DS)
>Kingdom Hearts Re: coded (DS)
>Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance (3DS)
DMC - 0
HALO - 0
KH - 4
3 of em are apparently shit its been a long time since I played the DS ones and COM is shit by default but the point still stands.
>>15466824
>Its like if Sans was an assist trophy
I see where you're coming from.
<But I also wanted Shovel Knight as a Player Character
Opinion discarded.
63088a No.15466859
>>15466794
Creeper would be a better assist. He has an easy assist ability and is recognizable.
f1d064 No.15466863
Has anybody else been really disappointed with the new characters this time? Instead of Sakurai coming up with obscure/interesting characters its just pandering to the 'muh representation' autists and ticking off the ballot choices. I want more characters like Wii Fit Trainer, Duck Hunt Dog, R.O.B. and G&W.
153992 No.15466868
>>15466824
>Wanting Shovel Knight as a fighter
Personally I'm very concerned a character like that got in the game at all. He came out in 2014, not even exclusive to a Nintendo platform. Meanwhile Shantae was in 2002 and was GBC exclusive first. She would make so much more sense to be in Smash, even as an assist.
e7fd06 No.15466872
>>15466863
We'll probably get at least one character like that in the end, anon.
467d79 No.15466877
>>15466863
>being disappointed with FUCKING SIMON, K. ROOL AND RIDLEY
That best be bait, nigger. Otherwise I can see where you're going, and there's always at least one weird choice per game. Except this time it'll be disappointing because it'll be Labo-man.
17c1c7 No.15466887
>>15466847
>Opinion discarded.
I was acknowledging my own bias and absurd character
>>15466863
>Has anybody else been really disappointed with the new characters this time?
Not even a little bit!
Everyone added in looks insanely fun to play, and I am happy a lot of people are getting their wishes filled.
also the full roster hasnt been revealed so you dont know what sakrai has up his sleeve
I would consider this dog secretary a pretty odd yet fun choice.
but personally ive always wanted excitebiker as the 'what the actual hell' character
I see where your comming form, I do.
>>15466868
I know I am clearly biased but man do I think he deserved that assist spot.
I cant even really articulate why, just how the character feels makes me think he was a good choice for a niche trophy.
But heres what im willing to bet is the reason.
SK was probably insanely popular in the western ballot, or at least more-so than your average joe character.
He without a doubt got a surprising number of votes for just a niche indie character.
Knowing this, but also knowing he probably wasnt as popular in japan and also didnt tick off enough boxes, sakurai felt an assist was at least deserving.
but im also willing to bet shantae is in the game as a fighter, what do I know
ec3ed5 No.15466890
>>15466847
>Missing the whole point of what I was trying to say.
HOW THE FUCK CAN SORA WORK WITHOUT BEING ATTACHED TO ANYTHING DISNEY RELATED, YOU MONGOLOID! GET GLASSED!
Of course, I know that there are a good amount of KH games on Nintendo systems, but how can Sora work solo? If it was possible for just him to be in, great, but most likely he won't be in without a non-video game, Disney character being added in with him. That's all I was trying to imply. Sora is a weird case man.
a67b35 No.15466891
>>15466877
>Lab0 will be a newcomer
>It's a cardboard box that keeps transforming between shit like pianos and, uh, whatever the fuck else lab0 can even do
>Final Smash has it become the cardboard mecha
bf6532 No.15466897
>>15466877
>Speaking about the forbidden cardboard
You don't want to get B&D'd do you?
f2cb00 No.15466915
>>15466891
A Labo assist trophy could be interesting. The obvious idea would be a Laboman, who uses all the Labo pieces, though it could be interesting if the Labo served as some sort of armor/weapon set. Not sure how you would make that balanced, though.
2ddce8 No.15466918
>>15466890
TOUCH ME AND I SWEAR I'LL SEND AN ALLIGATOR AFTER YOU, YOU FILTHY KANGAROO FUCKER
The solution is simple, you remove the Disney cancer that comes along side him so there are no more licensing issues with him.
He can get shit done without donald and goofy no problemo. During the Lingering Will fight I didn't even know that they were there anymore.
467d79 No.15466925
>>15466897
>it's forbidden now
What in tarnation? Since when?
d7a2f4 No.15466930
>>15466918
Anon Sora is officially owned by Disney though not Square. I believe Disney owns all the OC's made for Kingdom Hearts.
f1d064 No.15466932
>>15466877
Simon/Richter look pretty interesting and judging from the amount of music look like they were added because they want to rather then just listening to people screeching on the internet. I'm a big Metroid fan but for some reason Ridley just does nothing for me in this game. Body positivity crocodile wasn't even interesting in DKC.
>>15466872
>We'll probably get at least one character like that in the end, anon.
I have a bad feeling we are just going to get Incineroar and Ken.
2ddce8 No.15466939
>>15466930
Fuck Disney I want him in anyways
Smash is great for PR, imagine how much hype it would generate for KH3 for the normalfags?
But because its (((current year))) retard Disney just look at what they did to starwars I doubt that it could happen unless a miracle of some sort happens.
153992 No.15466944
>>15466930
If that were true, I think Disney would do more involving the series. As it stands it seems like they don't really give a shit about it, outside of giving Square Enix rights to use characters and giving it some space at D23
bf6532 No.15466947
>>15466925
The reason its so expensive is because they put actual treating for the cardboard so it wouldn't get ripped or damaged so easily.
Don't touch it anon its bad for you.
d7a2f4 No.15466949
>>15466939
I'm not knocking your choice Anon, i'm just saying for Sora to be in Smash Sakurai would have to go through Disney not just Square. There is just no way around it.
c38320 No.15466956
>>15463942
>Still no Bomberman, Goemon, Turok or Blast Corps
153992 No.15466965
>>15466956
Bomberman is an assist trophy, knock yourself out
467d79 No.15466968
>>15466947
Of course not, what do I look like, Nintendo's intended audience?
Still that makes sense. Dunno why Nintendo couldn't just work with anywhere that works with regular ol' cardboard and cookie cutters to draw the parts to cut out. There's always so much unused cardboard.
c6bb81 No.15466971
>>15466956
>Bomberman
he's right here bro
ec3ed5 No.15466975
>>15466930
>>15466944
Acutally, it's been confirmed through a couple interviews with Nomura that Sora is more on the Square Enix side of the licensing, but even then.
>>15466918
YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE THE ISSUES HERE ANON AND EXPECT THEM TO MAGICALLY GO AWAY! FUCKING FACE THE FACTS HERE, YOU NEANDERTHAL!
Sora only has one transformation that he can use without Donald and Goofy, but for everything else he kind of needs them. There is no going around this, we can't let that big eared mouse near this game at all!
But I still wouldn't mind of Sora was in though.
e7fd06 No.15466989
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>>15466975
>There is no going around this, we can't let that big eared mouse near this game at all!
Popeye had a strange early history with Nintendo, can we let him in instead?
c38320 No.15467004
>>15466965
>>15466971
>Assist Trophy
How the fuck is he just an assist trophy though. Even normalfags know him. Even less known characters became a playable character.
665446 No.15467013
>>15467004
something something "moveset limitations"
153992 No.15467018
>>15466887
Yeah, I understand the feeling of wanting a loved indie character in Smash Personally I think Hat Kid would be an amazingly fun indie rep in Smash, but she was only last year If there's ever going to actually be a playable indie rep, I do think it would be someone a bit older, like Shantae.
17c1c7 No.15467019
>>15467004
> Even normalfags know him
>doubt.jpg
SOME normalfags know him
some of normalfags dont even know Mega Man, it depends on which ones your talking to and their age demographic.
Also its because hes a 3rd party character and Sakurai probably wanted Belmont first and foremost form Konami, but recognized Bomberman is important enough to at least get in the game. Also drawing off the fact that he has a very simple set of skills that lend themselves to being an assist far more.
e7fd06 No.15467027
>>15467004
Normalfags know Bomberman?
c005e3 No.15467034
Sora can go to Playstation All Stars Battle Royale II instead of Smash Bros.
57a24a No.15467041
If Bethesda gets any character in it's not going to be Doomguy.
It'll either be Dovakiin or Vault Boy
ec3ed5 No.15467047
>>15467041
If Bethesda gets any character in, we already know who it's going to be.
2464a3 No.15467057
All i want for Christmas is Jack Frost(SMT) in Smash
153992 No.15467073
>>15467041
Vault Boy would definitely be the best Bethesda rep. He's not from any specific game like Dovahkiin is, and has been in every Fallout game, good and bad.
665446 No.15467117
>>15467057
Me too but I've given up on my dreams. Maybe as DLC?
c6bb81 No.15467161
What's the general consensus for Geno?
153992 No.15467176
>>15467161
Probably going to be in through sheer fan demand alone. That seems to be the theme of newcomers this Smash. Maybe it will even prompt a Super Mario RPG remake, who knows?
846228 No.15467181
>>15467176
Isn't Square still butthurt about SMRPG?
e7fd06 No.15467183
>>15467181
They were butthurt over it?
665446 No.15467187
>>15467161
An endless war between "forgotten and overlooked beloved character from the first Mario RPG" and "overrated nobody from a game no one played."
221c6c No.15467348
>>15466930
i really just dont want gisnep anywhere near smash bros. as much as i dont particularly dislike kingdom hearts. im sure later on down the line they would redefine some copyright laws and retroactively take ownership of every character in smash bros through a world shattering display of jewomancy.
5aa7c4 No.15467797
>>15466710
Chief gets in via Minecraft. Any IP with Minecraft DLC even Gears of War and Mass Effect is fair game. Portal is also viable for Smash because of a pinball FX tie in.
259416 No.15467955
>>15463989
He's pretty much guaranteed at this point. Great news
665446 No.15467963
>>15467955
Must be fun being so delusional.
baf0cf No.15468016
>>15465815
Anyone who isn't is a faggot who doesn't play games and is likely an anime faggot.
baf0cf No.15468028
>>15467161
Sakurai wanted him in as early as brawl but Squeenix owns him. Squeenix got in smash 4 and he made Geno a mii costume, but made a massive hubub about it. I'd find it absurdly odd if he wasn't playable at this point.
cc0af8 No.15468091
>>15468083
who is suppose to be the one point the finger at the very bottom?
8b4bdb No.15468094
>>15468091
The hand appears to have doll joints, so I'd guess it's Geno.
810176 No.15468119
>>15468091
>Not recognizing Geno's hand
d247e0 No.15468126
>>15468083
I don't recognize palm, sword or tentacle, but I could take some guesses.
e92b16 No.15468130
>>15468126
Sword is Isaac probably, and the purple is Shantae. Still can't figure out the energy ball hand though.
d247e0 No.15468134
665446 No.15468163
>>15468146
You misspelled "Hat Goomba"
27c52c No.15468168
>>15468083
>"Everyone wants to be in Smash" continuity
Sickening.
197297 No.15468173
>>15466915
The cardboard has the unfortunate side of effect of being highly flammable or vulnerable to water.
>>15468083
>>15468146
Waluigi's knife should have an upside down "L" not Wario's "W" instead.
665446 No.15468177
>>15468173
>The cardboard has the unfortunate side of effect of being highly flammable or vulnerable to water.
So it's cardboard.
810176 No.15468198
>>15466915
Fuck off with your Laboman bullshit. Laboman is not a valid character, he is a fan concept and nothing more.
d8f787 No.15468201
>>15468083
>No gun for Ray
810176 No.15468204
>>15467161
Geno's probably going to be the final reveal.
Personally I liked SMRPG, but I don't care if he gets in or not. If he does, good for him, I guess.
140727 No.15468761
So Minecraft shit is basically 100% confirmed, seeing as how Vergeben has already correctly predicted Ridley, Simon, Isabelle, and all characters returning.
Minecraft getting in Smash before literally any Nintendo property is a fucking travesty.
810176 No.15468799
>>15468761
Agreed 100%. If Minecraft gets a playable character, I'm gonna be very disappointed and probably won't buy the game
63b227 No.15468800
>>15468761
It's gonna be an assist trophy or a stage. I hope this paves the way for a MS Invasion DLC pack featuring Banjo, Rash and Master Chief
bbc02f No.15468844
>>15468800
This
or, if Steve becomes a playable character (big IF), then Sakurai will know how to make him interesting, at least in concept.
140727 No.15468850
>>15468800
> MS Invasion DLC pack featuring Banjo, Rash and Master Chief
This is the only way it would ever be acceptable to have MC in smash:
If it was just a pre-requirement by MS to have Banjo & Battletoads.
It would make more sense to have the third be a KI character though, not Master Chef.
>>15468844
If Minecraft actually gets a fighter, I'm with >>15468799
Straight up not going to buy the game.
63b227 No.15468859
>>15468850
Fulgore and Jago are assist trophy material for now. They can be playable in Smash 6 but probably not now.
923309 No.15468870
>>15466877
His final smash is he gets slightly ripped or damp and your opponent needs to ask his mom for her credit card so he can get a new $70 Nintendo cardboard
810176 No.15468883
>>15468850
Master Chief is way cooler than Banjo and if we only get one MS rep I really hope it's him. But I think we can agree that neither Chieffags or Banjofags want Minecraft in Smash.
>>15468871
Why didn't notch use this guy's designs, again? I bet dock wakes up screaming every day about not getting what could've been his share of a billion dollar pie. Sucks too because his art style was way more interesting than what they ended up using.
923309 No.15468885
Say hello to your next newcomer
3bf705 No.15468888
>>15466975
>sora only has one transformation he can do without them
Yeah, the best one.
810176 No.15468894
>>15468885
Hi Geno. Better you than most of the other retarded requests.
bbc02f No.15468895
>>15468850
That's your preogative, bro. But if you're going to let one character ruin 70ish other ones or one stage ruin 107 others, that's just petty.
810176 No.15468905
>>15468895
>But if you're going to let one character ruin 70ish other ones or one stage ruin 107 others, that's just petty.
Not really. New characters are the whole reason we're buying the game in the first place. We wouldn't be buying it if they were off the table.
72ebdd No.15468948
>>15468800 (double dubs)
I'd rather have DoomGuy before Master Chief, making for more prerequisites I feel would needed to be completed before he's included. And as much I wish Banjo-Kazooie could be included in the base game, DLC is probably the most likely.
f1d064 No.15468964
>>15468885
Anything is better then Isabelle.
810176 No.15468965
>>15468948
Fuck off with your Doomguy. It's bad enough Nintendo uses characters that don't have any names, we don't need third party characters doing the same thing.
f1d064 No.15468975
>>15468965
Master Chief is a rank.
72ebdd No.15468987
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>>15468964
Makes me think the next newcomer they're including might be a controversial choice, hence they included Isabelle to not only give Animal Crossing fans what they want, but to lower our expectations for a bit so we'd be willingly to accept any newcomer with a bit more variety.
>>15468965
DoomGuy would most likely be DoomSlayer in Smash Bros. He's also miles more iconic than Captain King and way more deserving, having more history and ties with Nintendo. Doom has been the SNES, N64, GBA, and Switch. It would also be good advertisement for the new nu-Doom if it does come to Switch. Halo meanwhile, is Xbox only.
>It's bad enough Nintendo uses characters that don't have any names
Like who?
140727 No.15469007
>>15469002
To be honest I want to see Sephiroth just for the sole reason of seeing how the fuck they are going to balance a 12 foot long sword in Smash.
810176 No.15469013
>>15468975
In-universe his name is John-117.
>>15468987
Noted but I think Chief is just more interesting, mainly because I played a lot of Halo 2 in high school (I had played Doom growing up but didn't fuck with online multiplayer until Quake 2). Also, Chief's moves and locales translate better to Smash, since Doomguy's game has a lot of non-PG weapons and locales. The demons and hellscapes he visits are by themselves a problem due to their heavy judeo-christian influences, and most of Doomguy's weapons are either ballistics or violent things like chainsaws, both of which Sakurai would frown upon. In contrast Chief has a lot of cool weapons that can also be treated PG.
>>It's bad enough Nintendo uses characters that don't have any names
>Like who?
Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Pokemon Trainer, Duck Hunt Dog, Inkling, just to "name" a few
7b6e04 No.15469016
>>15469007
>implying the lazy bastards wouldn't make him a Cloud echo
ec3552 No.15469025
Guys!
My dad works at nintendo and he said that style Savvy will have a level!
up to you to decide if I actually work at NOA
a39e8d No.15469027
>>15468083
>Goku
Kill the fucking white niggers.
ebcb77 No.15469032
I want every nigger that has ever suggested something owned by MS or Bethesda to be publicly hanged in the town square.
f2cb00 No.15469037
>>15469032
>he doesn't want Battletoads
810176 No.15469041
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>>15469032
If your beef with MS or Bethesda is that they're run by kikes, I've got news for you, Nintendo's exactly the same way. So you should be throwing torches at Nintendo for the same reason.
The fact that they're run by faggots doesn't make their games suck by default.
f1d064 No.15469149
>>15469013
>In-universe his name is John-117.
And they would call him Master Chief in Smash.
810176 No.15469159
>>15469149
Point is he has a name.
f1d064 No.15469173
>>15469041
>he doesn't know MS got into gaming to help push common core and put spy boxes in everybodies living room.
Lurk a million more years.
>>15469159
And? If your autistic enough to get upset over a character not having a name you are going to be upset that nobody is going to call him John.
000000 No.15469197
>>15469025
Really easy to figure out: What's your wife's boyfriends name?
c8fc50 No.15469255
>>15463977
So there will be TWO fully evolved Fire starters (Pokémon Trainer's Charizard AND Incineroar) and no Decidueye for the fully evolved Grass starter to round out the fully evolved Grass-Fire-Water starters bit?
c8fc50 No.15469325
>>15466989
Seconded. And let Dave Coulier voice him.
810176 No.15469330
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>>15469173
>Companies doing stupid shady shit
>This is somehow a new thing
Hello, zoomer.
>And? If your autistic enough to get upset over a character not having a name you are going to be upset that nobody is going to call him John.
>Your
Think you need to retake second grade, zoomer.
Nameless characters are shit and have no place in an all-star game.
c6bb81 No.15469354
>>15469032
I just want Banjo back
810176 No.15469358
>>15469354
Why? His games weren't that good.
f1d064 No.15469377
>>15469330
>buzzwords
Yeah, I'm out. Your taste is shit, you are underage and you are a retard. Go back to cuckchan.
c7c17d No.15469384
>>15469032
>This post is controversial
The truth hurts.
c6bb81 No.15469391
>>15469358
I prefer SM64's pace to Banjo's but I won't pretend that both Kazooie and Tooie weren't quality titles. He's an N64 icon that is sorely missing from a game about celebrating Nintendo and general gaming history
f2cb00 No.15469397
>>15469391
The pace is what killed Banjo for me. It was a crawl to play through. Add to that the fact that the stage settings and characters never really clicked with me, and it's just the one platformer I never cared for.
810176 No.15469414
>>15469377
>The ancient shinobi "bitch and run" technique
764fcd No.15469587
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>>15465951
This is next level bait and I'm amazed only a few people took it.
f2cb00 No.15469630
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>>15465951
>>15469587
What about lyrics in fake languages?
I agree, to be fair, but that's mostly because I dislike music with lyrics in the vast majority of cases
203abd No.15469640
>>15469587
the lyrics in this are terrible jap-rap and do nothing but detract from the song
764fcd No.15469673
>>15469640
Snake Eater as a song is mostly defined by its lyrics rather than the track itself and several lines in it are iconic or at least popularized.
The bait post operates on several levels: first, while it is true that most fighting games avoid lyrics, this is a case where having them is most appropriate, and there is even an example in Gang-Plank Galleon of English lyrics being added where they aren't necessary. Second, it implies that Smash is a traditional fighting game, which always ruffles feathers.
Unclear diction means you could also get someone incorrectly correcting the sentence to 'in a fighting game song are stupid' thanks to 'vocals' being a plural singular.
I agree.
e67f4e No.15469699
Am I the only one who actually wants Rex/ Pyra in the game?
I feel like half the "who you don't want" in the game templates have him there, and I don't really understand why. Its not like he is FE character, and even if he was, he has the potential for a WAY more interesting moveset than any of the other newcomers outside of Inkling and maybe Simon.
ebcb77 No.15469715
>>15469699
I'd prefer Pyra over Rex simply because of how terrible Rex's design is.
467d79 No.15469733
>>15469699
I'd be fine with the Xenoblade 2 characters mainly because I've heard their huge tits makes NoA go into a shitfest of autistic screeching.
6860b5 No.15469784
>>15469699
>Am I the only one who actually wants Rex/ Pyra in the game?
i do, but only if Asuka from Senran Kagura gets in.
810176 No.15469787
>>15469673
You're forgetting that this is a remix of Snake Eater with a much faster and more action-packed tempo to it, and lyrics probably wouldn't sound right when applied to it. The lyrics of the song weren't meant to be spoken quickly.
ebcb77 No.15469797
>>15469784
Can you imagine the salt? It'd be beautiful.
810176 No.15469807
>>15469784
Fuck Rex and Pyra, just give me Asuka.
467d79 No.15469827
>>15469784
As much as she'd be a fine addition, Sakurai would definitely nerf her tits and give her the void alongside zero chance of her clothes ripping off unless he wanted an M rating. A shame, too. I'd like to see all the character's shocked expressions when her clothes do rip off.
221c6c No.15469871
>>15469784
if we get mirai she should have a big titty alt costume
810176 No.15469877
>>15469871
>Worst kagura
Out
ba0226 No.15469921
>dreamt I was playing the new smash
>was really fun
>woke up
>can't go back to sleep
6860b5 No.15469941
>>15469871
That would be fantastic, but she's not the MC.
f1d064 No.15469951
>>15469699
I'd prefer Adam/Pyra even though it makes no sense.
153992 No.15470034
>>15469921
A little over 2 months to go, anon. Then we can have fun in reality.
49a257 No.15470231
>>15465500
Magikarp festival is overrated as shit, the entire soundtrack is great, Magikarp festival isn't even in the top 5 best tracks in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz9-bV2cLKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Chj-Nxppk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8n32wVdZ48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYyP7EiRZgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRWRPQr4fx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPBtTqTMbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyxkhM2Joqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7fXAyz7YMs
Also as a stage in Pokken it's also one of the worst ones. It's way too small.
t. competitive pokken player
>>15465070
>to a significant chunk of people just regarding it as "just a retread of OoT"
I don't understand this outlook. If anything it's a more polished, improved OOT. Something being deritive doesn't mean it's bad, it just means it's the same or similar. If the original thing is good then the "rehash" is also good.
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6523b1 No.15470348
Is anyone else super annoyed by the fact that nu-Link is the default Link now? Generations of Link having his iconic green tunic and cap design is now replaced by this faggy redesign after one game. The green tunic alt he has is a shitty looking "Muh Nostalgia" callback to the original design.
7ca781 No.15470395
>>15470348
its alittle strange sure, but you do have two more traditionally clothed links to choose from
plus I'm sure sakurai's answer to that problem would just be an echo fighter, and we don't need four damn links
12db10 No.15470402
>>15470348
Yes, it is bothering. Even more bothering that Ganondorf and Zelda both have older throwback designs that look a lot better, except for nuLink. Say what you want about Twilight Princess Link, he had an excellent design in that game.
000000 No.15470420
>>15470348
That's his BotW Tunic. Though considering that whole game was "muh nostalgia" your point still stands. And yes, I want Melee Link back, but I'm not gonna complain too much especially because we got Fierce Deity sort of
c6bb81 No.15470464
>>15470348
I really wish they went with OOT designs for the main 3 Zelda characters with TP designs as alt costumes, like how Ike has both versions
2ddce8 No.15470502
>>15469630
The final boss music was the only good part of Splatoon 2 single player experience.
And Sma5h just has to go and fuck that up along with Snake Eater.
At least they know not to fuck with You Will Know Our Names
221c6c No.15470507
>>15469877
i dont appreciate these accusations
>>15469941
well, then asuka can roll out the red carpet for her if thats what it takes
>>15470231
-t. feebas
>>15470348
>>15470402
this has to have been a decision by almighty marketing considering the situation with dorf and zeld.
f2cb00 No.15470521
>>15470502
I actually thought the Splatoon 2 version of that song was quite shit, and the Smash version is far better.
1db8e5 No.15470542
>>15470231
>Blue Dome.
That's my favourite. Is it worth trying to get into competitive Pokken? I play Pokemon TCG and it would be nice to be able to play Pokken if I'm going to be at events anyway.
153992 No.15470543
>>15470464
Same, If it were up to me, I would have had regular adult Link as the default Link and BOTW Link as a seperate newcomer with a very different moveset, "Champion Link" Regular Link would be a mostly OoT Adult Link style, with Twilight Princess and Hyrule Warriors style alt costumes. Champion Link would have a moveset incorporating all the powers he gets from the champions. Recovery would be Revali's Gale for example, and the first time he goes over 100% per stock, Mipha's Grace will heal 15-20% back. Would have 8 different unique costumes from BOTW Including the female Gerudo clothes I don't think BOTW was a bad game, but BOTW Link doesn't deserve the spot of default Link.
2ddce8 No.15470549
>>15470521
No wait I was thinking of Tidal Rush.
Now that im listening to it again it doesnt sound too great either.
Splatoon was a mistake, they should have just made another metroid back then instead and have a good chunk of it be dedicated to multiplayer similar to Halo.
f2cb00 No.15470577
>>15470549
It's probably a matter of appeal, really. Despite being regarded as the third pillar of Nintendo, Metroid never sold that well. The two best selling Metroid games, Metroid on NES and Metroid Prime, both fall short of three million sales, whereas Splat sold five mil on Wii U and 6.75 mil and counting on Switch. Splatoon just has a far more universal appeal.
Perhaps at the height of Halo, it could have worked, though, but not nowadays.
49a257 No.15470611
>>15470542
>Is it worth trying to get into competitive Pokken?
I mean it depends on what you are asking, really.
As a competitive fighting game/if you are already into them, it has a lot going for it: It's one of, if not the most balanced fighting games with an active scene at the moment, with low and mid tier characters consistently making top 8's at majors and other large events, and it's got a really big emphasis on neutral play and fundamentals without sacrificing executional or mechanical depth or complexity at higher levels of play. The variety in play styles between characters is also really good even compared to other tradtiional fighters, and it has mechanics that do a lot of neat and innovative stuff (the attack height system operating on moves having offense and defensive height properties to pass over or under each other rather then to bypass blocks, for example) without giving up the core design traits of traditional fighters, like, say, Smash does.
If you are asking as somebody who doesn't play fighting games, it's one of the more approachable ones for sure, but fundamentally it's still designed as a competitive fighting game and as such doesn't have much in the way of single player content or modes: it expects you to get your replay value out of gitting gud and playing against other people, and you really do need to have the mindset of wanting to improve and practice and interact with the community if you want to get your money's worth. Basically, you'll get out of the game what you put in. If you are just wanting something to play once every few weeks and that's it then it's not worth it.
If you are asking about how active it is/if it's worth first getting into now, then it's hard to say. It's certainly still active, both in terms of competitive events and being at FGC majors, as well as the online matchmaking, but it's also at a turning point: The paid online for switch is becoming a thing starting this evening, Smash is coming out, and 2019 will be the third year after it';s original console release. I don't expect the paid online to cause too much of a hit to the online population at the mid and upper ranks, but there might be much less low rank players, so getting into the game might be harder. Smash could either hurt or help the scene: More events will stock switches and there could be more people checking out pokken who gota switch for smash, but smash could also suck up the resources we have. And if The Pokemon Company chooses to not have Pokken at worlds as part of the official champsionship series next year that'll be a huge blow, but if they do keep it and smash helps the scene then I only see Pokken growing.
If you have a switch already though, then yes I'd say pick it up, join the main community discord where everything happens (discord.gg/pokken, I know >discord but this is litterally where the entire english speaking community is at for the game, top players, TO's, content creators, theyre'll all here)/
221c6c No.15470629
>>15470549
it sounds better when youre playing it because its emotionally packed. the final boss felt kind of rushed, and i guess all they had time to do was appeal to emotion. this shows a lot in the spicy calamari remix, it was fun as shit in game but if i try to listen to it i notice how the volumes are so poorly balanced, with the percussive beat drowning everything else out (including the squid sisters) while some effects are just way too quiet.
i actually hope they give that one another crack in smash bros cause i really liked what they were going for with it. this song could seal away demons if they get it right.
1db8e5 No.15470657
>>15470611
That's interesting, thank you. I played back in the Wii U days but never really found the competitive community, so I think I might give it another shot now if I can find established people to practice with.
a39e8d No.15470690
>>15469784
You're a fucking retard and ontop hetshit fanfic and shitty nigger tier crossover porn you shouldn't want any big titted sexualized characters that would just draw more normalfaggot cancer after getting pathetically nerfed.
>>15470348
Just use Dark Link. That's what I'm doing.
a39e8d No.15470699
Fucked up my quotes. I do think any waifufags or anime tiddies lovers only do themselves a disservice wanting anything.
Besides, hilariously only that Yumi girl would ever represent SK just like Cloud is FF and you know it.
ce3b27 No.15470701
>>15470348
Fuck Nu-Link but fuck Ganon more, he looks like shit in that amalgamation of granny carpets and socks he wears. It was a real armored kang who did sumfin in Brawl and 4, now it's just a gay thief mage again
ce3b27 No.15470709
Also OOC Ganon is shit because he reminds me of a fucking hobo that I saw a few years ago. The hobo only asked for change for FOOD but he was still making an impression on me forever as well because I remember now that guy and think OOC GANON RECOLOR shit
ebcb77 No.15470716
>>15470690
>hetshit fanfic and shitty nigger tier crossover porn
2ddce8 No.15470752
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>>15470629
I can't even bother to care anymore because this song is getting my dick ROCK SOLID.
DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN
7ca781 No.15470763
>>15470690
>hetshit fanfic
>hetshit
you're skating on some thin fucking ice buddy boy
1db8e5 No.15470799
>>15470752
OKKUSENMAN
OKKUSENMAN
a39e8d No.15470888
>>15470716
>>15470763
I said I fucked up my "quotation marks". I get how that buzzword would be a real, admittedly reactionary, criticism of shitty bait, shit writing and shitty cuck porn with undeserving faggots like in usual NTRshit, but unfortunately sounds like pathetic edgy anti-hetero retardation.
Problematic despite the retarded nu-speak is a word I still use regardless for shit like mounting in Monster Hunter. Again, don't ask for your busty waifu unless you just want them ruined by "Smash" cancer like your precious Fire Emblem like a faggot.
ea57c0 No.15471115
Reminder that there were ninfaggots stupid enough on /v/ to actually go into full blown denial about Samus having her tits shrunk.
a5034a No.15471128
>>15471115
This isn't right. Samus is supposed to be a beautiful physically mature woman with childish sentiments. Fuck I wish her love of balls from the manga shorts was canon.
a5034a No.15471132
>>15470792
>dat pic
I've been wondering. Could a playable Dr. Wily work as a Pokemon Trainer-esque character where instead of summoning Pokemon he summons one of his 8 Robot Masters? Or a standalone character who summons the Robot Masters as his final smash?
c8fc50 No.15471146
>>15470701
I like both Twilight Princess GDorf AND Ocarina of Time GDorf though. But Ocarina of Time Dorf is more classic to me.
a39e8d No.15471196
>>15471115
I've realized that and I'm never asking for any fucking non male characters ever now.
And faggots that unironically want Touhou or Senran Kagura should be collectively ostracized by the rest of anons on here for their cancerous faggotry.
2ad99e No.15471202
>>15471115
having her tits bound more tightly is hot tbh
a39e8d No.15471233
>>15471202
Imagine if nip artists went full fucking force with this.
2ad99e No.15471236
>>15464836
fyi the "guy who did the snake eater cover" was the guy who did the original snake eater
221c6c No.15471265
>>15471132
>boss rush: the character
holy shit, how do you even practice something like that?
f9ad9a No.15471272
221c6c No.15471368
>>15471128
i want them to revisit her soft spot for animals in some campaign cutscene. theres a lot more of them this time around. she should see isabelle, inklings, pichu, sonic and the duck hunt duo and just forget all of her stress for a minute while she pets and feeds them.
f1d064 No.15471396
>>15471115
Reminder they fucked up her face and hair and nobody cares for some reason.
153992 No.15471423
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New song up on the blog. The trend is still going strong that no series gets more than one song, and any newcomers get a song from their series as a song post soon after reveal. Sadly that means there likely won't be any more newcomers from the series that have songs on the site. Including Skull Kid
0a4520 No.15471432
>>15471396
That's just as bad tbh. She looks weird on all fronts. Like they're trying to make her overly realistic but in the most unpleasant way possible.
>>15471368
Didn't she get sort of sentimental when she saw Pikachu getting hurt in Subspace? That might be a reference to that bunny alien she befriended in a manga once.
>>15471272
>(1)
>>15471202
That's not even appealing. She might as well be wearing the armor or look like a fucking dude since she's already half way there with that shitty new face.
a5034a No.15471436
>>15471368
>she should see isabelle, inklings, pichu, sonic and the duck hunt duo and just forget all of her stress for a minute while she pets and feeds them.
Too bad that won't happen since Sakurai doesn't wanna do storymodes anymore after the supposed "youtube disappointment".
a5034a No.15471441
>>15471265
With practice and a shit load of awesome payoff.
e7fd06 No.15471449
>>15471132
What about a playable Dr. Eggman that swaps between mechs?
a5034a No.15471496
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>>15471449
What mechs would he use though? Only thing small enough I can think of are Metal Sonic and its variants. Or maybe those Death Egg Robos from Sonic Mania? Although I would prefer Metal.
dbe9ba No.15471514
>>15471423
Eh, this is one of the weaker ones to me. Not really feeling it.
a5034a No.15471537
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>>15471423
Its… okay. Feels more like something from Sonic now though.
153992 No.15471542
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>>15471514
Yeah, it was a weird choice of song to remix, and I'm one of the very few people who actually played and kinda liked HHD. Animal Crossing in general doesn't really translate well to Smash music. I absolutely adored this remix from Smash 4 though. Still not good as a battle theme, but amazing as a general Animal Crossing remix.
6a205f No.15471547
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>>15464902
Soldam isn't hard, it has the same problem with tetris where the optimal strategy for clearing the most lines is just stacking the pieces you don't and leaving a single well open for a specific piece. At least puyo has good competitive mechanics, and the AI is pretty challenging at lower levels. There are also several optimal patterns you can make with your pieces in puyo.
e5fa14 No.15471604
>>15466863
No, Sakurai may be a fag but he is actually adding in fan favorites that should have been in a game about All-Star cast ages ago this time and not just adding "quirky XD" or bizarre characters that no one cares about for kicks. Smash 4 roster was awful because of this.
>>15471115
>>15471396
Also a reminder that the only game in the franchise that remotely tries to depict Samus as having small tits is Metroid Prime 3, every other game is far bigger.
The actual render is decent, I wouldn't have complained if it was just this, but god the in-game model is terrible on so many aspects. The face is also really weird. It could be the lighting (as Pyrosphere is obviously brighter then Frigate Orpheon) but the coloring of the hair and zero suit also seems off.
221c6c No.15471623
>>15471432
i recall her having an affinity with pikachu yes, thats partly where i got it from. i thought it was a cute throwback to super metroid and fusion. where she saves space monkeys and space ostriches.
>>15471436
maybe his tooshie has cooled off after 10 years. im not expecting a full on subspace emissary. but this games marketing has been full of surprises.
>>15471441
alright you lunatic. well, what robot masters would we get? i dont see why they would have to be from the same game either. bonus points if certain megaman attacks do bonus damage, whether or not its the canon weapon match up.
2e26b5 No.15471628
>>15471604
m-maybe they'll polish up the textures before they release it. Or maybe they're trying to finish what Other M started and ruin her tomb Raider style
f9ad9a No.15471632
>>15471432
Your stupid numbered post meme doesn't mean shit, idiot. Kill yourself.
dbe9ba No.15471664
86005e No.15472082
What's the possibility of Chibi Robo being in Smash? As well as a GC Chibi Robo remake
810176 No.15472143
>>15470752
>medley shit
Fuck off
959091 No.15472161
>>15472082
Not even a trophy. They've been trying to kill him since his first game.
810176 No.15472188
>>15472082
Hopefully none.
>>15471449
>>15471496
He drives the egg-o-matic, just give it different moves and transformations based on his boss appearances from Sonic 1/2/3&K/CD.
68e5d1 No.15472355
All I wanna know is if I can play as politically incorrect miis online.
810176 No.15472372
>>15472355
Probably not, and you also need to pay for online now goy, this aint a charity :^)
faeb65 No.15472406
I hope you niggers who want Master Chief in are being ironic. It makes zero sense.
810176 No.15472415
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>>15472406
Suck it faggot, when he gets in I'm going to use your salt to season my steak.
51e860 No.15472438
8b4bdb No.15472505
>>15472423
>speculation about a Dragon Quest DLC character
Let's be honest, if anyone from Dragon Quest were to get in, it wouldn't be a secondary character like Jade. Hell, it'd probably just be Loto.
f1d064 No.15472814
>>15471604
>No, Sakurai may be a fag but he is actually adding in fan favorites that should have been in a game about All-Star cast ages ago this time and not just adding "quirky XD" or bizarre characters that no one cares about for kicks. Smash 4 roster was awful because of this.
As I said, he is just pandering to 'muh representation' autists to the detriment of the game.
>The actual render is decent, I wouldn't have complained if it was just this, but god the in-game model is terrible on so many aspects. The face is also really weird. It could be the lighting (as Pyrosphere is obviously brighter then Frigate Orpheon) but the coloring of the hair and zero suit also seems off.
Unfortunately nothing is probably going to get done about it because all the complaints where people spamming the click bait blog crying that SJWs were stealing their tits.
810176 No.15472843
>>15471604
>>No, Sakurai may be a fag but he is actually adding in fan favorites that should have been in a game about All-Star cast ages ago this time and not just adding "quirky XD" or bizarre characters that no one cares about for kicks. Smash 4 roster was awful because of this.
Smash 4 roster was excellent, faggots like you are the reason Ultimate's newcomers are all shaping up to be complete shit. No fun characters allowed, just meme picks.
a39e8d No.15473010
>>15472843
>"meme picks"
Fuck off, retard.
68e5d1 No.15473044
>>15472372
Call me next console gen
2e26b5 No.15473073
>>15472843
You're right. Instead of characters people want, lets have 5 more Fire Emblem lords, a fighting pokemon, another Dark clone of someone and the chef from Burger Time. The Smash 4 newcomer list looks like some faggy hipster weebs wet dream and you know it.
7b6e04 No.15473078
>>15466863
I want him so bad.
e7fd06 No.15473252
>>15472082
He hasn't even been an assist trophy, which is rather unfortunate.
e7fd06 No.15473259
>>15473073
>a fighting pokemon
Not gonna lie, I'd absolutely love Hitmonlee in Smash.
810176 No.15473294
>>15473010
>Ridley isn't a meme
>K. Rool isn't a meme
>Isabelle isn't a meme
>Being this retarded
As far as I can see the only ones that aren't memes are Simon and Richter.
a39e8d No.15473308
>>15473294
>Isabelle is a meme just becuz i don't liek her
>villains are memes just becuz I don't liek them
Kill yourself.
f2cb00 No.15473316
>>15473294
>Second proper rep of one of Nintendo's most classic series, and a character requested since Melee
>Unique rep from one of Nintendo's most important SNES-era series
>newly established mascot-esque character of Nintendo's third-best selling series
Meme in this context is just a buzzword, really. What distinguishes Simon and Richter from being "meme characters", exactly?
92b114 No.15473330
>>15471423
eh…doesn't feel like it belongs to smash.
810176 No.15473339
>>15473316
>>15473308
K. Rool really wasn't that notable, he's basically a filler villain - several Rare employees even admitted that they phoned it in on his name and design. They couldn't come up with anything better and he's the character they ended up with. The reason he got popular is due entirely to memes.
Isabelle likewise is an utterly mediocre furbait character that's completely out of place in a fighting game and only got in due to her inexplicable popularity. Even ONE Animal Crossing character was pushing it but she's just scraping the bottom of the barrel with her contrived-ass semi clone moveset. Don't squirm too much when you get assraped by half the cast you destined-for-bottom-tier bitch.
Ridley… fine, I'll give you that one.
a39e8d No.15473346
>>15473339
>…
You post like a faggot and you're just pushing your obnoxious asshurt bias as facts. Shut the fuck up.
2e26b5 No.15473348
>>15473259
Probably should have said edgy bipedal pokemon. You know they'd put Zoroark in before Hitmonlee. I like Hitmonchan better
221c6c No.15473360
>>15473259
those guys are so big headed.
810176 No.15473362
>>15473346
Cry me a river fag. You know I'm right.
7b6e04 No.15473370
>>15473339
Imagine being so assblasted by Isabelle that you actually believe this.
810176 No.15473378
>>15473370
All of what I said was correct.
ebcb77 No.15473403
>>15473339
I agree with you that both K. Rool and Isabelle are shit picks but i wouldn't go as far as to say they are meme characters. Specially when it comes to the dog, it's painfully obvious she was added purely to advertise the new AC game on the Switch.
d8f787 No.15473415
>>15473073
The Smash 4 newcomers list failed because it DIDN'T have any of those obscure/niche/risky choices. It was way too fucking safe to the point where popular choices like Isaac and Ray 01 were given the shaft not only as assist trophies but for the whole game in general. Like people make fake leaks that are better than the real roster.
Compare:
Bowser Jr.
Dark Pit
Duck Hunt
Greninja
Lucina
Little Mac
Megaman
Mii Sword
Mii Punch
Mii Gun
Pac-Man
Palutena
Robin
Rosalina
Shulk
Villager
Wii Fit Trainer
VS
Megaman
Villager
Wii Fit Trainer
Ridley
Little Mac
Duck Hunt
King K Rool
Robin
Pac-Man
Isaac
Ray MK III
Wonder Red
Saki
Shulk
Chrom (The same as Lucina but with Aether)
Ganondorf (As an Ike Clone rather than a Falcon one)
Classic Wario
d8f787 No.15473421
>>15469032
Banjo's gonna be back either in the base game or as DLC, especially if Minecraft has some sort of representation as a stage or an assist trophy.
6e16ef No.15473427
>>15473409
The fan-bromance between k.rool and ridley always warms my heart, what other characters do you think would be friends?
Personally i think that falco and sonic, then captain falcon and samus.
f2cb00 No.15473441
>>15473339
Half of the characters in Smash "have no place in a fighting game"
ROB is a fucking toy whose moveset has little to nothing to do with the games he comes from, Duck Hunt Duo doesn't make sense according to the game, and their moveset has little to do with the game as well and are moreso a play on the lightgun, Wii Fit Trainer is more casual than Animal Crossing by leagues and bounds and she's in with no initial moveset, Pacman is a character who had one move in his original game - the power pellets. Hell, one of the original cast, Captain fucking Falcon, is from a racing game and had no fucking moveset in his own games. Smash has always had characters like that.
As for K. Rool, his design is simple, sure, so are the design of most of the characters, but he has numerous different iterations to pull moves from, all with small nuances. While his base design of "lizard" isn't overly original, his later iterations in 2, 3 and 64 added to him quite a bit, moreso than most fucking characters in Smash as a whole.
3dd7a6 No.15473454
>>15473427
cool fanfiction
Mega Man and Pit
Also, I’m sure Snake has tried getting closer to Samus since she’s his waifu
f2cb00 No.15473459
>>15473427
It always seemed to me, since Smash 64, that Yoshi would get along with Pikachu and Kirby.
a9a51b No.15473491
>>15473316
>What distinguishes Simon and Richter from being "meme characters", exactly?
They should've been in ages ago. Both are such cool and iconic characters. Although, I would also say the same about Ridley and K. Rool, as they are something I've wanted since forever, and there's been a distinct lack of villains in Smash for some time.
Isabelle though could've just been an echo of Villager, but for some reason they spent time giving her a slightly different moveset, and it doesn't even look all that cool except for the LIoid move. Unlike 810176 I feel we already got a ton of great characters, so the game can afford to have a few "somewhat meme" characters to be honest, she is after all, a newly established mascot for their third-best selling series like you said (even though we already have Villager).
7b6e04 No.15473496
>>15473427
Simon and Snake, Little Mac and Ryu, and Isabelle and Daisy.
221c6c No.15473520
>>15473427
i think all the discouraging memesters ended up being what brought them together, and perhaps also being what drew others to sympathize
00d6bb No.15473622
Guys, I'm really sorry about what I'm about to reveal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kappa/comments/9elna4/samurai_spirits_new_game_by_snk_just_announced_in/e5qpg45
>Leaker says information about Samurai Spirits game and it's confirmed
>Leaker says Android 17 will be in dbfz and in his Ranger costume and it's confirmed this morning
>Leaker includes Isabelle among unique characters and she's unique
>Leaker confirms Steve is a newcomer in Smash
I'm really so fucking sorry guys. I think I'm all modern vidya now, there ain't nothing left.
d8f787 No.15473630
>>15473622
Pretty sure he's leaching off vergeben
810176 No.15473639
>>15473622
I swear to god if this is true I'm going to saw my own head off.
d8f787 No.15473649
>>15473642
Don't shill your youtube
baf0cf No.15473678
>>15473622
all leakers trip up eventually. I want to see someone get confirmed that isn't on any of these "leaker' lists just to blow them the fuck out. Hilariously, Geno fits that as none of these leakers have him listed.
221c6c No.15473714
>>15473678
>one square enix character
that could be dollman. i wonder how many of the leakers are people practicing remote viewing.
9adb79 No.15473744
Maybe they could mod Steve out. That wouldn't be too difficult right, to just keep a character disabled? How long did it take for Smash 4 modding to kick off?
72ebdd No.15473745
Last Square Enix character will be Bartz
810176 No.15473971
>>15473744
You'll still encounter him if you play online.
The best thing that could happen is that they don't include him. Steve has no business being in Smash. Not only is he a horribly and amateurishly designed character but he also has no history with Nintendo. Quite the far cry from all the other guests that have appeared so far.
>Megaman: Got started on NES
>Castlevania: Got started on NES
>Pac-Man: Shares the spotlight with Mario as being gaming's famous progenitor
>Bayonetta: Nintendo pulled her franchise from the brink of oblivion
>Street Fighter: SF2 was a killer app for the SNES back in the day
>Final Fantasy: Got its start with Nintendo
<Minecraft: ????
49a257 No.15474018
>>15473971
I don't want him in smash either but to claim he "doesn't deserve it" is fucking insane. Minecraft is one of the most popular and highly selling games of all time, and is easily the most influential game released in the past decade, and basically started it's own genre, and minecraft is on nintendo platforms.
9adb79 No.15474027
>>15474018
>and is easily the most influential game released in the past decade, and basically started it's own genre
You mean most of the cancer of the modern era of vidya?
Third parties should have been limited to one per party and characters that have a sincere and inseperable history with Nintendo. Shit like Cloud opened the gates for Minecraft.
ebcb77 No.15474054
>>15474018
Newsflash moron, popularity isn't the only thing you need to be deserving of a spot in Smash. By your standards we should have a Fortnite rep.
6860b5 No.15474071
>>15474054
>Newsflash moron, popularity isn't the only thing you need to be deserving of a spot in Smash.
Not according to the smash developers, evidently.
49a257 No.15474276
>>15474027
>You mean most of the cancer of the modern era of vidya?
Call it that if you want but my point is true. Regardless of if you or I like minecraft and the stuff it kickstarted you can't deny it's influence, if Steve were to be added he'd be in the top 10 most influential video game characters in smash.
>>15474054
It's not just popularity, it's influence and importance to gaming as a whole. Minecraft meets that, like it or not.
467d79 No.15474301
>>15474276
And that's why when it comes to indieshit rep, I always shill for Quote/Curly or Shantae, Quote especially because that guy had a lot more influence than Minecraft ever did. I'm not exactly sure how much Micropenis is involved with Minecraft now since I stay far away from it, but I do know that it at least started out indie.
ebcb77 No.15474405
>>15474276
You also need some actual relevance to Nintendo, Cloud being the only exception to this rule at the very least he has some real history.
c005e3 No.15474482
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15474016
If Rex and Pyra/Mythra reveal then I want this to be their trailer.
a9709b No.15474990
>>15466751
>autismcraft was going to have an actual artstyle instead of placeholder assets in the final game
Fuck Notch for firing this guy.
f1d064 No.15475224
>>15474016
Modding was a mistake.
>>15474018
>>15474054
This is where demanding characters because 'my series deserves representation' leads to. If Animal Crossing deserves representation with Isabelle because it sells well, then why not Steve, why not tracer, why not Captain John Price, why not a fortnite character?
2e26b5 No.15475230
>>15474054
Well, considering they're releasing a console with Fortnight bundled with it…
79d6a3 No.15475396
>>15473622
>Steve is probably going to actually be in smash
No fucking way
Also if you guys don't like steve then dont play as him, problem solved.
ebcb77 No.15475398
>>15475224
Thing is, we've had newcomers that were blatant advertising before. FE is the worst offender.
At the very least FE is a Nintendo series, unlike some trash non-character like Steve.
c6bb81 No.15475424
>>15473622
I can see a Minecraft stage, hell even an assist trophy, but I can't see a full-blown character. The character model is way too simple and blocky to animate well in a fighter. Besides, didn't the head of Microsoft say he wanted Banjo in?
6860b5 No.15475430
>>15475396
>Also if you guys don't like steve then dont play as him, problem solved.
some people don't want to play against him, either.
79d6a3 No.15475447
>>15475430
Well it sucks to be you anon
7ca781 No.15475458
>>15475224
>animal crossing doesn't deserve representation because I said so
its one of nintendo's most well known series, and this is the second rep
don't pretend that overwatch is in the same boat as a popular first party IP
animal crossing DOES deserve representation because its a popular nintendo series, and when all those series get their reps, next in line is the smaller IPs, is that unfortunate? sure, but its not like its uncalled for
the real tragedy is that those smaller IP characters are chosen on a whim by sakurai, so you never known who it'll be
although I will say we've had about enough nes and snes surprise reps at this point, and its definitely time to start looking into the gameboy/DS family line for new characters, that arent fire emblem or pokemon of course
f1d064 No.15475557
>>15475458
I listed characters that are all from popular influential games that have sold well and have been on Nintendo consoles. Them being third party stopped mattering when Snake got added.
e5fa14 No.15476086
>>15472843
"Smash 4 roster was excellent"
>Duck Hunt, which at the time the Dog was actually literally a meme, not just the bastardization of the term used around here nowadays
>Shulk, only added because he was the newest hot hipster thing from an RPG that had so little clout in the west that Americans literally had to beg for it in a campaign just to get it released here.
>Robin/Lucina, also only added because of the latest release. Not one but two fire emblem characters is what this roster clearly needed
>Bowser Jr. and Rosalina, new entries to a franchise that already had by far the most characters with heavy bloat and that didn't really need anymore and at the time were more B-Listers then A-listers
>Yet another fucking Pokemon, that was decided even before the game was even announced. Characters just for marketing, yay
>Little Mac, one of the few decent newcomers to represent a retro classic and that got elevated from his previous Assist Trophy status
>Mii Fighters, just LMAO
>Palutena, another decent addition but only got in the game because Sakurai recently was in charge of the latest sequel. And lol Dark Pit
>Villager, decent addition but since it's another avatar character and from Animal Crossing of all franchises it's not for everyone
>Wii Fit Trainer, "you didn't expect this didn't you lmao aren't I a clever boy" that no one wanted only good for porn
<This while they removed actual more beloved characters like Wolf & Mewtwo upon release, having to rectify the latter with you giving up your shekels for DLC.
And do I even need to get into the DLC, like Corrin or Bayonetta? Corrin, yet another Fire Emblem character who's game wasn't even released yet, and in hindsight people hate? Bayonetta, from a historically failing franchise that Nintendo themselves had to save from death who have since been confirmed was planned in the game even before the Ballot concluded and that it had nothing to do with her inclusion? And the rest is either just characters that were in the previous games that people actually like or even more big third party characters to try to save this roster.
The Smash 4 roster was bottom of the barrel characters lacking impact or the newest hotties trying desperately to grasp at something because by now we were clearly running out of characters to pull. The third party additions like Mega Man and Pac-Man carried it hard from not being an embarrassment.
2e26b5 No.15476146
>>15475424
He said he'd be fine with it. I have this strange feeling he doesn't actually care if he gets add because they don't even care to make a new game
9adb79 No.15476180
>>15476086
Duck Hunt Dog is probably one of the absolute BEST newcomers in Smash 4. His whole moveset is fun and unlike anything else in Smash, and he's effectively a tribute to light gun games, an entire genre rides on him. Also Duck hunt itself is an incredibly iconic Nintendo game.
Shulk has a unique moveset and comes from a series that's both new and fairly well liked. He was also a requested character and just worked well.
Robin and Lucina I can empathize, while they're better than Chrom it would be nice to have Fire Emblem characters that weren't one-offs from the latest game and swordsman. At least Robin kinda offsets this, but he's also sort of a faceless avatar character, and I don't think those should really be in Smash. Anna, Tiki, or Black Knight I think would be more fitting FE reps (if there had to be more).
Rosalina and Bowser Jr. I can understand being shakey on, but in their defense Mario is THE Nintendo franchise, they both have fun and unique movesets, Rosalina gives us porn, and Bowser Jr. brought the entire Koopalings with him, which really works perfectly and redeemed him when I found that out. Still, I can empathize being a bit frustrated with more Mario characters, but at least they're not stuff like Nabbit, or Daisy.
The Pokemon one I also understand, but at least Greninja is both a cool Pokemon and actually did become popular, it's not an Incinaroar situation where no one asked for him and he looks like shit.
Little Mac is good, no complaints.
I hated the idea of Miis as fighters before, but after so many years I don't think I'm even phased by them anymore. I just completely forget them sometimes. They wouldn't be missed.
Palutena is great because porn, best goddess, and Kid Icarus Uprising is one of the best games of this decade. No comment on Dark Pit.
Villager is great, but personally I think Avatar characters are out of place in Smash, and they should have used Tom Nook or Isabelle instead and just give them his moveset.
Wii Fit Trainer I think is fun and completely fine. I don't play her but she feels perfectly in place on the roster.
221c6c No.15476352
>>15476180
all im getting from this is that you want lewder miis
153992 No.15476479
>>15476352
Tomodachi Life 2 on Switch when
6d75d1 No.15476503
>>15476352
I want captain eagle to make more mii porn NOW
221c6c No.15476707
while were on the topic, im going to be mildly disappointed if fighter #69 isnt a cute girl.
810176 No.15477433
>>15474018
>Minecraft is one of the most popular and highly selling games of all time, and is easily the most influential game released in the past decade, and basically started it's own genre, and minecraft is on nintendo platforms.
You're fucking stupid and probably a gen Z baby if you seriously think Minecraft "deserves" to be in Smash.
Minecraft did not start anything. It didn't invent sandbox games, nor did it invent crafting, nor did it invent FPS, nor did it invent games with landscapes you can shape yourself. It didn't "start its own genre", merely popularized those things that already existed, due to being cheap, easy to run on any system and so lacking in content that it forced users to make their own.
When people say Minecraft was "influential" they are again talking out of their own ass. What do you call influential? The fact that Minecraft spawned a bunch of inferior chinese knockoffs that never went anywhere just to mindlessly cash in on its visual style? That's hardly what I call "shaping the industry". The only one that benefitted from Minecraft's success was Minecraft. Which is why they're still selling the exact same game 11 years later with barebones content updates that are mostly skin packs and pre-built structures. Finally, merely "being on Nintendo platforms" is not the same as "having history with Nintendo". Every guest character thus far revealed had history with Nintendo, Minecraft did not and does not have history with them. It didn't start on a Nintendo platform, it didn't contribute greatly to Nintendo's success since Minecraft has been ported to literally fucking everything, and there is absolutely no reason it should have a slice of the Smash pie. Just because post-year-2000-born shitheads like you have been playing the same non-game for years and forcing it down everyone's throats doesn't mean it has any place in Smash.
810176 No.15477451
>>15476086
>Duck Hunt, "literally a meme" when Duck Hunt was basically one of the killer apps of the NES that sold a shitload of units thanks to the zpper peripheral
>"Mario, Nintendo's most important franchise, isn't allowed to have more characters because I said so REEEEEE"
>"Villager is a decent addition"
>"Wii Fit Trainer?! No quirky characters allowed all the characters need to be badass furries or anime swordsmen I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ARRGHEERRRR"
>Bayonetta, the fucking DLC ballot winner and surprise pick that no one in a million years ever thought was possible due to being an M-rated character, isn't a good character
I have nothing to say, your logic is completely idiotic and your arguments are worthless. Also Rosalina kicks ass you fucking pleb, I'm glad she got in over your shitty wolf fursona and I can't wait for her to be top tier again so she can euthanize that stray.
f1d064 No.15477466
>>15477433
>Every guest character thus far revealed had history with Nintendo
Cloud and Snake
810176 No.15477499
>>15477466
Yes, what of them?
221c6c No.15477744
>>15477499
>licensed by nintendo for play on the nintendo entertainment system
>you may not play this on the nes version of the nes
e91c78 No.15477868
>>15474018
Where the fuck is trevor from GTA then?
2ddce8 No.15478440
>>15476707
Here is fighter number 69
Our good ol square enix character
810176 No.15478607
>>15478440
One thing's for certain, 69 is going to be a memer for sure. He has the legendary sex number.
c8fc50 No.15478803
>>15478440
Donald and Goofy fucking when? They always tag along with the guy.
————————
DONALD DUCK
is all the rage!
————————
GOOFY
ah-hyucks 'em up!
a39e8d No.15479123
>>15474018
Fuck off and die.
9adb79 No.15479156
Vergeben ways in on Steve in Smash
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/9elna4/samurai_spirits_new_game_by_snk_just_announced_in/e6angi6/
He thinks the guy is legit and there's a possibility.
Also, this guy says there's talks for a fucking Granblue character for Smash. That would explain Nintendo working with Cygames earlier.
221c6c No.15479159
>>15479156
so will there be oppai loli after all?
9adb79 No.15479170
>>15479159
It would be Katalina so no
a39e8d No.15479227
>>15479156
Not buying this shit. I'm done.
f1d064 No.15479318
>>15477499
If a shitty port and a game Cloud isn't in are what classes as the characters having history with Nintendo then you have undermined your own point about Minecraft not having history with Nintendo.
a39e8d No.15479341
>hurr mineshit is no different from Snake and Cloud
Kill it. Now.
08832c No.15479345
>>15477433
Dubs of truth confirm that anyone who seriously thinks the latest autist babysitter deserves to be in Smash is a soy-saturated faggot. The fuck would that block of pixels even do?
810176 No.15479348
>>15479156
DEAR GOD WE ARE TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF INSANITY
WE ARE AT DEFCON 2
STEVE MAY BE ON HIS WAY
810176 No.15479356
>>15479318
Both FF and Metal Gear have history with Nintendo by definition. Minecraft does not. And FF originated on a Nintendo system.
a39e8d No.15479367
>>15479348
Just start expecting absolute shit at this point. All good will from Ridley, K. Rool and even Simon is fucking gone.
08832c No.15479372
>>15479318
Final fantasy has zero consistency and each game is unique, thus cloud is the closet to being the franchises face. Are you some kind of furfag who would have preferred a random chocobo to be playable instead? Secondly your argument has been crushed to violently that you have to cling to cloud like a titantic survivor on drift wood just to keep up the false hope that your autism box gets some measure of representation.
Why are you obsessed with minecraft? Was minecraft the babysitter your parents used to keep you occupied while they fought over who is responsible for you failing to live up to their expectations? Was minecraft the pacifier you gave yourself to null the pain of knowing you failed to live up to your father's name? Was minecraft the friend simulator you used to pretend you were a socially awkward fucker that the other middle schoolers hated?
Why are you emotionally invested in minecraft getting in smash?
f1d064 No.15479376
>>15479356
So does Minecraft now.
810176 No.15479384
>>15479367
SAY WHAT AGAIN SAKURAI
I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
221c6c No.15479397
dont worry, i have the solution to all of your problems
a39e8d No.15479400
We have to literally exterminate normalfaggots. Suggest ideas.
f1d064 No.15479403
>>15479372
Hi cuckchan, we have IDs here, if you want to go back through the thread you can see my main argument through the thread is if you start using the argument "this series deserves to be represented because of how popular it is" then it will inevitably lead to games like CoD, fortnite and Minecraft having characters. Any counter argument for why they shouldn't be included has already been thrown out by various characters that have been added to the series. And it looks like I was right because we are getting a Minecraft character, hope Isabelle being in the game was worth it. I personally can't wait for the Angry Birds dlc.
If you want me to help you read, tough. Ask your mother for help.
c6bb81 No.15479406
>>15479156
At least the Square character is guaranteed to be Geno, right? …right?
2263fb No.15479407
>mfw imagining all the brainless underage youtuber-fellating children seeing the ballot and legitimately voting for Steve
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY IT ISN'T SO.
08832c No.15479413
>>15479403
Hi plebbit, your argument is as limp as the wet noodle between your legs. By all means keep posting though, this salt is perfect and I know you're crying inside because some small part of you realizes you're this invested in a fad getting into smash.
<I-I'm n-not…
Sixteen posts in faggot, drink bleach and end your father's misery.
221c6c No.15479418
>>15479406
the only other thing that would make sense is someone from dragon quest.
08832c No.15479432
>>15479418
Why not both? Sakurai likes geno and squenix would want a slime to shill for the swatch version of XI. Slime would have to be creative by necessity, so at least the moves would be interesting.
a39e8d No.15479458
>>15479407
Get the shit beheaded in pathetic cowardly cucked shitholes, get the shit turned into gender confused abominations that hang or immolate itself, I don't fucking care anymore, just need it
DEAD.
I'm sick of all the cancer shit in this world ruining everything nice and good and now I just want it to painfully die.
467d79 No.15481069
>>15479407
We need to use our autist powers to band together and counter-vote in a character of our own.
2d60fa No.15482005
What options are left for a forgotten early NES character out of left field like Ice Climbers, ROB and Duck Hunt?
STARMAN
A WINNER IS YOU!
c6bb81 No.15482431
>>15482005
Mach Rider
Mike Jones
Excitebike
Bubbles
Foreman Spike
Black Mage
b5664a No.15482459
>>15482431
Japan wants to call Ridley Captain America, but wait until they damn well see Mike Jones in this game.
810176 No.15483761
>>15482005
We have enough NES bullshit. NES has had its time in the spotlight it's time to move on to the superior SNES.