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ddb0ab No.15452840
This looks bad, really really bad.
It's like a shoddily upscaled PS2 game.
Jesus, even in the new consoles they can't get graphics right.
I know they're kikes, but at least put a bit more effort in.
I'd rather play with marks soft, suckable, juicy fat tits.
97c91d No.15452865
>making a newline at every sentence
Nice one, jew lover.
ddb0ab No.15452875
>>15452865
You're right. My bad.
ba9852 No.15452893
>>15452865
>hurrrrrr having newlines is joos
Follow your fellow faggots, sodomite.
ec6039 No.15452902
Anon, why would you space your sentences like that?
822eab No.15452930
>>15452902
To keep the text inside the comment box.
2b6582 No.15452938
>"its time to finish your homework"
>"and change your diaper"
At least the trailer knows who the intended audience is
8a67ee No.15452962
>>15452930
It autowraps, just like every text box within the last 30 years of html.
274dfe No.15452973
I think this is based off an arcade machine
04aa85 No.15452976
>>15452930
Reported for being from reddit. Kill yourself.
6326e1 No.15453583
wtf what cartoon is that kid with the blonde hair supposed to be?
35a1fd No.15453595
>>15453583
I think she's from that loud show???
12df6e No.15457987
97c91d No.15458002
>>15453583
that girl is helga from hey arnold, not a jew but harold is a fucking jew
a2e393 No.15466132
97c91d No.15466199
>>15466132
Yeah, there's an entire jew episode, there's also an entire ww2 episode featuring hitler.
ec6039 No.15466200
>>15466184
>The characters are from only 4 Nickelodeon cartoons
They don't even know how to pander to nostalgiafags properly.
d5ee15 No.15466208
>>15452840
Hardware is so powerful and the software is so bloated and simple that developers don't even need to try anymore, which means less developers than ever have the skills necessary to make a game that doesn't look and play like shit. It will only get worse as time continues.
7d6563 No.15466215
>>15466199
I feel like every show has at least one Jewish holiday episode.
ec6039 No.15466243
5a89ff No.15466290
>>15466199
Rugrats also had a Jew episode with the Jewiest Jew ever.
>just as I went to grab an image I came across this page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_in_Rugrats
>this is an actual article on Wikipedia
>the article has an award
ec6039 No.15466315
>>15466290
How come none of this shit was present in All Grown Up?
19fef4 No.15466323
>this half-assed shovelware trying to make a few quick shekels off nostalgiafags and dumb kids doesn't look like a good game
But look, you can be Spongebob! Remember Spongebob?
ec6039 No.15466332
>>15466323
They don't even know how to get the nostalgiafags, there's only 2 cartoons here that are actually nostalgic, and both of them have either gotten a movie recently or will get one.
ec6039 No.15466342
>>15466335
Who the fuck sat down and thought that writing this was a good idea?
3b4f42 No.15466343
>>15466290
>Boris is outraged at being recast as Judah Maccabee in a Hanukkah pageant and even more so that his old rival Schlomo will be playing the Greek king
>a character's name is literally Schlomo
d043e1 No.15466349
It's starting at $40, and on Switch, maybe they are trying to capitalize on kids whose parents say Mario Kart is too expensive.
ec6039 No.15466358
>>15466349
By making an even worse version of Mario Kart that happens to be Multiplatform?
1247fa No.15466367
>>15466290
>>15466335
Did Sam Hyde write this article?
d043e1 No.15466379
>>15466358
Parents don't care. They know their kid wants Mario Kart, but what's this? "Nickelodeon Kart is a whole $20 cheaper! He loves Spongebob, he will love this too, I'll get this instead." Most parents don't understand the concept of first party vs shovelware and don't know what games are good quality.
f81217 No.15466380
>>15466184
Looks like shovelware you would find on the Wii.
ec6039 No.15466395
>>15466379
I wonder if kids and nostalgiafags will be more than enough consumers to make a profit.
>>15466380
It might as well be.
be98db No.15466400
>>15466343
>a character's name is literally Schlomo
Well yeah, it is an actual Hebrew name.
Did you think it was just some weird codeword that /pol/ made up or something?
e5ba6c No.15466433
>>15452840
>I'd rather play with marks soft, suckable, juicy fat tits.
You can't say things like that without posting pics.
ec6039 No.15466439
>>15466400
It definitely sounds like a name /pol/ would make up.
>>15466433
Fuck off Aaron Lawson.
fcf073 No.15466728
>>15453583
I want to fucking scream, anons.
f43b79 No.15466735
>>15466439
Why would you assume it was made up? How would anyone even connect it to jews if that were the case? Jew names can get pretty ridiculous. /pol/ may make up obviously fictional last names like "Sheckleberg", but I've yet to see them invent a first name and even the fictional last names sound like jew names.
ec6039 No.15466749
>>15466735
I didn't assume it was a name /pol/ made up, I just said that it sounds like something they would come up with.
ec6039 No.15466757
>>15466728
>Falling for the bait
>>15466735
I didn't assume it was a name /pol/ made up, I just said that it sounds like something they would come up with.
ec6039 No.15466762
>>15466749
>>15466757
Fucking double posts.
fcf073 No.15466768
>>15466335
Now that I'm old enough to get it, I can't believe how Tommy nearly knowingly fucking Mortal Kombat'd his even younger baby brother after he was finally sick of his shit up to that point.
6ac302 No.15466792
>>15466290
>>15466335
This reminds me, in that "All Grown Up" thing they did, there was a christmas special where Chuckie accidentally stole a christmas tree from someone because he thought it was just being thrown out instead, and later on he had a guilt-ridden dream where he saw a burning christmas tree that said his name in a spoopy voice. Then when Chuckie asked "How do you know my name?!?" the tree responded, "What do you think? Who's the burning bush guy?"
Does anyone else remember this and/or have a link to what I'm talking about?
ec6039 No.15466797
>>15466792
I don't, but maybe there's a video of it on Youtube.
6ac302 No.15466801
>>15466797
I hope so, I couldn't find it when I looked.
23a93a No.15466834
>>15466315
They had a Latkes song in an episode of all grown up, but i can't find it on youtube which says something about the song.
23a93a No.15466842
>>15466792
(Cut to Chuckie's bedroom, where he's squirming in his sleep)
[In Chuckie's subconscious]
(He is in a dark forest, in front of a house. He hears sobbing, so he nervously walks up, and peeks in the window. He sees a family dressed in a Middle Ages style with accents to match.)
Little boy: Don't cry, Mummy. We'll have a tree next year. (They turn to an empty tree stand.)
Little Girl: Oh, crooks are wretched thieves!
Father: Now now, is that any way to talk on the Lord's day? Now let's say grace.
(Chuckie backs away from the house in guilt, before he turns and runs deeper into the forest. He then trips on a root, and falls on his stomach. He shudders when the trees start moving. Two trees move aside, revealing a festively-decorated Christmas tree.)
Tree: Chuckie!
Chuckie: (whimpers fearfully) Y-yes?
Tree: It's me-e-e.
Chuckie: Uh… m-me who?
Tree: Who do you think? Who's the burning bush guy? (catches on fire)
(A lightning bolt flashes, just as Chuckie snaps awake from his nightmare)
Chuckie: (sits up in his bed) Aah! (breathes heavily) I'm gonna be smited! I'm gonna be wicked smited!
http://rugrats.wikia.com/wiki/The_Finster_Who_Stole_Christmas_(Episode)/Transcript
ec6039 No.15466843
>>15466834
That's it? A song about Jewish food? Seems pretty subtle compared to Rugrats.
6ac302 No.15466853
>>15466842
>Dil: This is what I'm saying: Christmas snagged all the righteous tunes. You've got your "Silent Night", your "White Christmas", your "Jingle Bells, Batman smells". What's Hanukkah got?
>Tommy: The Dreidel Song?
>Dil: Yeah. That song makes no sense. Why would anyone make a dreidel out of clay, when the plastic ones are basically free?
BTFO
23a93a No.15466874
Also call me when they make a cross over fighter
23a93a No.15466880
>>15466315
Its also worth noting that the (((ADL))) complained about rugrats portrayal of Judaism and they toned it down over time
ec6039 No.15466881
>>15466874
Maybe they will in another decade.
ec6039 No.15466889
>>15466880
The ADL was a mistake.
23a93a No.15466983
>>15466889
The ADL is functioning as intended, Jews are terrified of gentiles knowing about Judaism because they know damn well they have dirty laundry regardless of how old and relevant to modern day it may or may not be.
8c7f1c No.15467039
>>15466184
>for the first time ever, race as all your favorite nickelodeon characters!
I guess all those other kart racers they made don't count? Also, it's pretty sad that the roster in that trailer looks basically unchanged from the game they published fifteen years ago. Just goes to show how creatively stagnant that channel has been, that they haven't had a single good show in almost two decades.
ec6039 No.15467072
>>15467039
>They haven't had a good show in almost two decades
Are you counting the 00's anon?
a0ee48 No.15467429
>>15467039
It is absolutely pathetic when you have to bank on nostalgia because no one knows or cares about the shit you put out now. Can't blame them, since all the shows are indistinguishable calarts crap or equally samey live action shit.
ec6039 No.15467473
>>15467429
They literally only have two cartoons now anon, three with that new shitty looking TMNT cartoon, and they have no one to blame for their situation except themselves.
66ae24 No.15467597
>>15467039
>no avatar
>no fairly oddparents
i refuse to believe that theyve revealed their whole roster
ec6039 No.15467600
>>15467597
Anon, Nickelodeon wants to draw in the nostalgiafags, but do you really think they're gonna bring in the Fairly OddParents after Butch left? And this video game looks really cheap, I doubt that this is the final list of characters, but the rest are gonna be DLC.
66ae24 No.15467647
>>15467473
>>15467600
i am so out of the loop you couldnt detect me on deep space sensors
ec6039 No.15467665
>>15467647
I don't blame you for being out of the loop, Nickelodeon is complete garbage now, and Nicktoons is only slightly less shit.
68da8e No.15467676
It's garfeilf kart but with Spongebob and the rugrats
ec6039 No.15467694
5cbbe2 No.15477930
67c2ca No.15488766
Made my stomach hurt just looking at it.
Back then they could get away with it, but now it looks SO fuckawful.
5cb987 No.15488896
>>15466290
As far as i can tell, Tommy's parents are (((Klasky))) Csupo in real life, only now divorced.