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>be shit at rts
>have potato computer in potato computer era
>could barely run pj64
>only 200 minutes of internet per month. DL speed is atrocious.
>checking mail is like the only thing I can really do.
>get Warcraft 3 from a friend kind enough to burn a CD for me.
>never finished it
>did all sorts of stupid shit at first like not doing any sidequests and ending up with a shit-level Arthas with no items for the capaign only to get assraped by that faggot Malganis.
>eventually pick it up again, this time a bit wiser than before
>can't remember much from the game
>just some of the classes from fiddling with versus
>get Jaina
>"I don't need no man, I can summon elementals to deal with two abominations at the same time!"
>thatsnothowitworks.bmp
>why don't you have a fucking horse like all the good mages?
>why did you take summon shit elemental instead of the good AoE?
>barely use her
>get mages
>get priests
>build priest army and like 6 soldiers
>infinitehp.png
>really enjoying paladin Arthas.
>beat the shit out of that vampire
>get Muradin
>this guy rocks
>"I need that demon sword Gimli, I can't beat that faggot Malganis without it. It's not like I murdered him 15 times in a row while purging an entire town or anything."
>DK Arthas
>Arthas now has a fucking horse but still gets murdered by fucking Militia of all things. Even with the added horsepower
>fourth ability is literally a shittier version than the Paladin's Revive.
>eventually manage to get to the defense map where you gotta protect the lich so he can summon the smurf on steroids.
>block the way to the lich with undead floating main halls.
>block said main halls with turrets
>upgrade everything
>this is now a TD map.